💬│english-chat

[chrome fox]

hi

u are sexy

[void bronze]

@hexed igloowhats ngentot

[hexed igloo]

woah

[leaden folio]

How much is it

[chrome fox]

oh u get lost

[somber ferry]

atm it's not

[void bronze]

what does it mean

[somber ferry]

due to new collection released on market

fr fr

[daring sequoia]

@rich crow has alt accounts on standoff 2 lmao

[chrome fox]

hoy aaa

[hexed igloo]

do you want me to describe it graphically or mathematically

[chrome fox]

does anybody want to be my ho

[void bronze]

what

Its just a word

[daring sequoia]

against the rules lmao

[void bronze]

i didnt give you a math problem

[chrome fox]

i have a question

i have a question

[daring sequoia]

u dmed me my guy i already screenshotted it lmao

[void bronze]

show me the graph then

[somber ferry]

haven't seen cheaters that drop knives a while

[leaden folio]

But they drop guns

[rugged trail]

Hi

[daring sequoia]

you literally cant make an alt account lmao

[frigid niche]

Wha

[frigid niche]

Bro ur head good or sum?

[leaden folio]

BAN code: 1001
Length: ♾️

[rugged trail]

You can

You can

Why not

Pfff

[frigid niche]

He high probs lol

[hexed igloo]

Let's say there's 2 birds named Alan and Sophie. Two of these birds didn't know each other until Alan makes the most beautiful cirping sound that attracts Sophie to him. After a few smells they began to fly together and eventually did the skedaddle piston V8 Engine swap gtr22 250kmh stompers and comes out little timmy

[primal rain]

Sophie???????

sofia referance??????

@rich crow

[void bronze]

why v8 swap the rb26 man

[primal rain]

not JoJo silly

it's sofia referance

[hexed igloo]

3rd jdm owner

it always the case

[void bronze]

😭

[rich crow]

Hi

[leaden folio]

Are there butterfly knifes under 1000 gold or nah

[daring sequoia]

i need more ram 32 gbs aint enough i need at least 80

[vale sparrow]

Ga @void bronze a

[void bronze]

Ga

[vale sparrow]

Hru

What

[rugged trail]

Oke guys

Bye ...see you next time

[void bronze]

im

doing good

rn

[vale sparrow]

Nice

[void bronze]

yeah

[vale sparrow]

U from?

Turkey?

[primal rain]

WHAT

@rich crow

ru Turkish?

[vale sparrow]

Lemme change my name here in this server lmao

I asked lmao

@primal rain

[primal rain]

is he

[vale sparrow]

Idk where he from

[primal rain]

isn't he romanian

[robust bough]

Addicted is romanian

[young estuary]

among gus

[vale sparrow]

Better name

[void bronze]

i live in Bangladesh. I live in Bangladesh

[robust bough]

💀

[primal rain]

yeah i think so

addiced is male

[robust bough]

Its he not she

😂

[vale sparrow]

Bruh

Geography moment

I live in spain rn so

[robust bough]

I live in uae but I'm not an arab

[cedar raft]

I was born in china but i am not Chinese

[void bronze]

i am vietnamese and i live in vietnam

very interesting

[robust bough]

Nice

[primal rain]

what

[robust bough]

What island????

Boy wha5

[primal rain]

ru Santa???

[robust bough]

What***

[primal rain]

dudeee

[robust bough]

Bro finna go "hohohoh"

[primal rain]

Santa is this server

in*

[robust bough]

💀

Except me

[primal rain]

not me

[cedar raft]

Its working

[robust bough]

Just like,e in fortnite boys wear girl skins and girls wear opposite

[cedar raft]

Wdym fortnite? Its in every game like that

[muted vector]

What 💀

[primal rain]

shut up

I'm only femboy therr

[void bronze]

turkish femboy community

[muted vector]

Ohhhh damn

[primal rain]

he may be femboy but can't get verifu

[muted vector]

He told you to shut up

😳

[primal rain]

frrr

[void bronze]

@primal rain send the thing

YEAAh

kratos

[primal rain]

pay 20 American dollars

[void bronze]

weed kratos

[void bronze]

what

[primal rain]

to get verified femboy feet

[young estuary]

Machine how much you are worth

[primal rain]

dude it's first member of Turkish femboy community @next ocean is owner

[young estuary]

I’ll need to sell you

[void bronze]

weed gabriel

[frigid niche]

Oh nice to see another balkaner here

[rich crow]

Guys can you pls help me i got banned for nothing . I had an account in worth of 100€. I got ban code 1002. My ID:152371862

[void bronze]

shouldnt cheat then

[rich crow]

I didnt cheat

[frigid niche]

Read bruh

[young estuary]

Dirty cheater detected

[void bronze]

1002 is for cheating

[rich crow]

Ii have nevet cheated

[vale sparrow]

That me :D

Nah jk

[frigid niche]

Maybe false

[rich crow]

I have a 0.6 kd and i was bronze 2

[young estuary]

Contact axlebolt

[void bronze]

damn

[young estuary]

Thats all i can think off

[void bronze]

yeah go to helpdesk

@rich crow

[rich crow]

Do only knives get patterns or what weps get them

[void bronze]

only some skins

[frigid niche]

Ah

Nice to know

[void bronze]

it must have the dice icon

[hexed igloo]

@void bronze do you play comp in your account

[void bronze]

i did

yeha

[rich crow]

Can someone help me unbam me i got banned 1002. But i have never cheating i had 0.6 kd and bronze 2 pls help me . My ID 152371862

[void bronze]

yeah

[frigid niche]

oooo salutare

[young estuary]

How do i play comp

Without getting rekt

[hexed igloo]

oh ok nvm

[young estuary]

My skills absolutely sucks

[rich crow]

I wonder if any of my knives that I already have get a certain pattern added to them :p

[void bronze]

do you mean like usually or how often

[hexed igloo]

yeah

[void bronze]

barely

[hexed igloo]

do you mind if i borrow your account to play comp

[void bronze]

yeah sure

[rich crow]

Imagine if they added condition like in csgo into standoff lol

[void bronze]

wait why

did you get comp ban or smth

[rich crow]

Make certain stuff more valuable

[void bronze]

yeah

[rich crow]

I got perma ban

[void bronze]

and wears too

[hexed igloo]

nah, i wanna test the rank system

[rich crow]

Honestly would like to see it

[frigid niche]

Same

[hexed igloo]

and kinda play comp i guess

[void bronze]

yeah go ahead

[rich crow]

Field tested knives 😭

[void bronze]

i havent changed the password

i think

[young estuary]

I found De Sinc at Counter Strike Source

[hexed igloo]

i dont rember

[frigid niche]

St2 has that?

Candice

[primal rain]

guess who touch cactus

[void bronze]

does he do the funny bhops

[verbal imp]

I wa

[frigid niche]

no, stfup

[primal rain]

[frigid niche]

[rich crow]

[frigid niche]

Why u got femboy in name?

[young estuary]

Yeah

[primal rain]

out of ur business

we need Molotov buff

[verbal imp]

Me fr

[rich crow]

Which one?

[ebon dust]

Sup, someone wanna play?

[rich crow]

Bruh wait

I have to get rank on mine first

[earnest hollow]

Hi

[ebon dust]

Someone wanna play matchmaking?

[rich crow]

I would but I will go out

[ebon dust]

Okay?

[rich crow]

I play with Alex

[void bronze]

alex9000??

[rich crow]

Yea

[void bronze]

nice

[ebon dust]

What rank are you guys?

[verbal imp]

36.5%

[void bronze]

unranked

[ebon dust]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Played one game

[lilac hearth]

yo guys

[verbal imp]

Bronze 1

[ebon dust]

Okay

[rich crow]

Elite

Yo the battle pass and xp doesnt update it got stuck

[ebon dust]

Wait ill invite you all

Add me

send love 21957776id

[rich crow]

Later

[ebon dust]

? Wdym

[rich crow]

I am kinda busy

[ebon dust]

Ok

[thorny torrent]

does anyone know why my quest never finishes even tho I do it completely

[ebon dust]

Its a bug

[thorny torrent]

pls I've done the same quest like 5 times

[ebon dust]

Will get fixxed soon

[rich crow]

Are the servers up?

[ebon dust]

Ye

[rich crow]

Ohh

[void bronze]

yeah servers work fine now

for me at least

[rich crow]

Let me see

[sage widget]

why are the missions stuck

lmao

now its good

[sick cave]

Do the mission on different server

[rigid sonnet]

Hii :))

[rich crow]

Promo code plss

[sage widget]

i did it

[red smelt]

كسمكم

[rich crow]

I dont have knife

[wild maple]

Any one join our team of competitive

[tranquil berry]

hi

[prime sphinx]

Is their anyone interested in logos , mascot logos?

Anyone

[wild maple]

Send me so2 id

[prime sphinx]

Lamao

I am asking someone is interested in logos mascot logos or something else

[clear matrix]

Go

whats ur rank

play?

give id

ill join with snurf

Smurf

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[lilac oracle]

[void karma]

i want

[rich crow]

[quiet zenith]

What’s a good purple knife

[rich crow]

Karambit

I am not free

[sage widget]

anyone wanna play

comp

[peak grove]

Yo yo all

[sage widget]

sene the id

[rich crow]

Maybe 🤔

[sage widget]

send*

anyone else

[peak grove]

I get over 80h timeout in so2 for no reason #📸│photos

[peak grove]

Noup

[sage widget]

cuz ur leaving the matches

xD

[clear matrix]

anyone comp

aimin for elite lmfao

[prime sphinx]

Hey

Someone can just give me 100g

?

[rich crow]

#channels

[lilac oracle]

bros still begging

[prime sphinx]

Bro i have no option sorry for that

@dov

@lilac oracle

[rich crow]

hi

.hi

[prime sphinx]

@rich crow hey

[rich crow]

?

Hi

[unreal sluice]

Sup

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

Do you want something?

;d

Bruh what

nothing

[slate shell]

Hey anyone know why i can't buy gun skin for 0.03 and other guys are buying it? I order for 0.03 but other people get i don't

[sonic bronze]

Just wait

[slate shell]

I am trying to buy common skin that cost 0.05 rn

[slate shell]

I will wait but why is this happening that other people getting them and i dont

[sonic bronze]

Just buy it for 0.05

[slate shell]

No i want 200 of them

[sonic bronze]

Wtf

[blissful hemlock]

Guys, I need help how to make a refund if I bought through the site?

[slate shell]

I manipulate market price

[fading ledge]

Someone for Allie

[sonic bronze]

Andrew tate is still on jail?

[slate shell]

That fn skin of revenge box i made those rate high today

[next ocean]

nope

[sonic bronze]

Oh

[sonic bronze]

If you make refund your inventory gonna be locked

[slate shell]

I think ur g gets in minus

What do u mean by inventory lock?

[blissful hemlock]

No, all the gold is on the balance sheet

[proper gyro]

you contact them directly

[rich crow]

Still need serbian chat

[proper gyro]

so2 store is directly managed by axlebolt

so you can't ask google or apple to refund you there

[sonic bronze]

I made refund on other game

[proper gyro]

here's a deal send me 2000g and ill give you 50% profit if i double it

[sonic bronze]

Double it to the next person

[slate shell]

No need to send me anything u do it in my deal , and if u make profit then give 10g

[proper gyro]

i won't pay market fee for your gold

you take the 20% cut

[slate shell]

No one will actually make a deal like that

U offer6

Offered

[rich crow]

i have 63g what should i buy?

[sonic bronze]

Its your gold

[rich crow]

Why is everything falling down with prices

[slate shell]

Akr , m4

[proper gyro]

why not

[slate shell]

They will rise

[proper gyro]

8k

we split profit

[next ocean]

inflation

[rich crow]

which one

[slate shell]

Too much risk

[proper gyro]

20%

[rich crow]

w@r..

[royal blaze]

who wanna buy my AWM dragon for 50G

[slate shell]

Akr carbon , nano

[rich crow]

Lmao

[proper gyro]

thats 6.4

[slate shell]

I can

[next ocean]

French revolution and its consequences

[royal blaze]

really?

[proper gyro]

50/50

we get both 3200

[sonic bronze]

Nano increased the price before now got lowered

[daring flint]

BROOOO

[toxic vine]

Modd

[proper gyro]

[slate shell]

Awm dragon aracne

[royal blaze]

@slate shell wym?

[daring flint]

😭😭😭

[rich crow]

Now its time to invest

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[slate shell]

Send your skin pic in my DM i will see and devide

[rich crow]

Sadly I invest before update...

[slate shell]

Decide

[toxic vine]

My assignments are not accepted.

[slate shell]

Me too

[daring flint]

my Karambit dropped to the same price as I bought it

[rich crow]

Just keep everything

[sonic bronze]

Test

[proper gyro]

clearly does not watch my video fr

[toxic vine]

@grave aurora

[proper gyro]

[toxic vine]

My assignments are not accepted.

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[slate shell]

I am keeping it , selling it too but at same price as i bought them before taxes

[rich crow]

What video?

[proper gyro]

eugene dis your kid?

[sonic bronze]

Are you talking about the guy with axlebolt role

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

Desert eagle predator from 25-30 to 15 is sad

[proper gyro]

who else

[young estuary]

unfunny sex joke here

[sonic bronze]

Yay

[proper gyro]

condoms.

[brittle knoll]

Bouncing

🐓

[slate shell]

Ak carbon from 25g to 8 g

[proper gyro]

haha

[brittle knoll]

A person who thinks all the time

[rich crow]

Lmao

[royal blaze]

1i send you a pic of it

[rich crow]

Btw

Why is stup""d blacklisted word

[brittle knoll]

Balls

[sonic bronze]

Because its offense

[rich crow]

I was timeouted for 1 hour for it

[sonic bronze]

For all 0 iq peoples

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

For someone from Canada prob

[brittle knoll]

Kinda foolish isn't it

🐓

[sonic bronze]

I like the prices got lowered

[tidal jacinth]

Yeah too I bought M9

[brittle knoll]

I like the prices, got lowered

🐧

[tidal jacinth]

💀

[brittle knoll]

I, like the prices, got lowered

🦉

[rich crow]

I like your

[sonic bronze]

Mother

[rich crow]

Nahhh man

Your pfp

[sonic bronze]

oh lol

[royal blaze]

who

[rich crow]

Linux from bird perspective

[brittle knoll]

🦜

[brittle knoll]

:bobodak_front:

[sonic bronze]

You cant install games with linux

[brittle knoll]

U can

[rich crow]

U can

[royal blaze]

if you win i wil

[rich crow]

That's even better performance

On linux

[sonic bronze]

Hm

[rich crow]

How

You would give me it

[sonic bronze]

Whats the reward?

[tidal jacinth]

Put a gun and he buys

[brittle knoll]

🧹 🐧

[rich crow]

Oh

K

10mins latter kk?

[sonic bronze]

Very low

Put 10k

[rich crow]

I'll play with you

[quiet zenith]

It takes so long to find peoples guns

[royal blaze]

no one will want

[royal blaze]

k

[rich crow]

I need to take shower

I feel like lol player or something

[sonic bronze]

Take shower

[echo blade]

Without me? (With immaculate rizz)

[sonic bronze]

Nah dude

[rich crow]

I'll skip this conversation

[echo blade]

😂

[sonic bronze]

Training time

[sonic bronze]

More 4 hours offline

[muted scaffold]

I have a problem about buy G who can help?

[tidal jacinth]

And it goes after 2 seconds

[tidal jacinth]

Me

[void karma]

yes

[peak grove]

Go to #📸│photos

[void karma]

i want

[peak grove]

.@void karma

[void karma]

and?

[rich crow]

till lindemann>

[void karma]

[rich crow]

[void karma]

and?

[peak grove]

Wait

See now

[rich oracle]

Ayo Guys How to Find English Peoples every time I join game I see arab guys or russian people

[peak grove]

Just find here

[void karma]

i see your screen and what can i do

[rich oracle]

What Region do I need Choose To find English peoples like yall

[digital minnow]

Ktoś z Polski

[peak grove]

Just buy a lot of p90 Opps for base price and resell later = ezz G

[proper gyro]

[gray blaze]

[rich crow]

yoo wsg

[proper gyro]

good, still tryna find tie dye patterns

[rich crow]

675>

[faint zodiac]

bro i cant play

[daring flint]

?

[midnight wadi]

who playing standoff 2 in PC??

[daring flint]

Can I see

[proper gyro]

i saw a poor guy having a 673

[rich crow]

thats my float

[daring flint]

The pattern

[rich crow]

float=pattern

[daring flint]

Can I see it?

[rich crow]

yes

dms or screenshotts?

[daring flint]

I know what float is

Screenshot

[rich crow]

alr

[midnight wadi]

who playing standoff 2 in PC?

[faint zodiac]

me

[midnight wadi]

bluestacks?

[faint zodiac]

gameloop

[daring flint]

Dope knife

[faint zodiac]

how do u get a free knife

[daring flint]

You don’t

💀

[proper gyro]

here we go again

you either pay for it or grind it

simple

it's not that deep

[tidal jacinth]

I traded got M9

[faint zodiac]

how u gon grind it

[daring flint]

Grind is gonna take you literally ages

[proper gyro]

m f

[daring flint]

Just play

[faint zodiac]

bro i have been queing for 3 hours now

still noth enough players

[proper gyro]

you gotta be braindead if you ask how to get gold

[daring flint]

Like actually

[rich crow]

lol

[rare fulcrum]

Came here to ask that

[faint zodiac]

How do u even get gold

[rich crow]

#🛟│faq

[proper gyro]

just dig your grave

with those questions i doubt you have the commitment to grind it

[rare fulcrum]

Fr man looks impossible to me obtaining the good skins

[daring flint]

Bro I got so many reds but now they cheap 😭

[rich crow]

yea

i mean my knife is up to 4500

[faint zodiac]

1v1

[daring flint]

They’re basically the same price as I bought them

[rich crow]

aint gonna sell it

i got my knife in 31 case

[proper gyro]

ill sell off my inv later this dp

[rich crow]

stonks

[daring flint]

That’s 62 dollars broo

[faint zodiac]

1v1

[rich crow]

lol thats nothing

[faint zodiac]

can someone 1v1

[rich crow]

if i bought awm for 11K💀

[proud tusk]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[daring flint]

Omg

[rich crow]

yes

[daring flint]

I might buy pass ngl

[young estuary]

is the pass system broken

cant get stars or level up

[daring flint]

So I can get ez revenge cases

I need gloves

[faint zodiac]

been playing for like 3 hours

can beat anyone ong

[proper gyro]

hydra looks good

[unreal sluice]

@faint zodiac 1v1?

[faint zodiac]

g

[unreal sluice]

@faint zodiac 61133323 if u agree to 1v1

[faint zodiac]

ok

what gun

[unreal sluice]

Any

[proper gyro]

akr 1tap hs only

[faint zodiac]

deagle

@unreal sluicedeag

[unreal sluice]

Ok

Message me in game @faint zodiac

[faint zodiac]

ok

[devout bobcat]

Pogger, free user now has 25 mb upload limit.

[coral cedar]

hi

[proper gyro]

took them long enough to realise 8mb aint much

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluicebeginner's luck

i have different region

201 ping

[slate shell]

Really this will really help me

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1 awm

[devout bobcat]

Just tested it.

I sent a 16 mb video to delta. 🦅

[grim pewter]

@devout bobcat 1 v 1 awm

[lilac oracle]

fr

[devout bobcat]

I don’t play this game.

[slate shell]

What is this active developer badge on your profile how to get it?

[lilac oracle]

8mb is literally 7 second screen recording

[devout bobcat]

Become a developer. 🦅

[slate shell]

How?

[devout bobcat]

Click it to find out how. 🦅

[lilac oracle]

[proper gyro]

just code innit

[devout bobcat]

Oh wait you’re on the phone.
Just google it.

[slate shell]

Click what?

[lament portal]

hello

[slate shell]

Ok

[lament portal]

the badge

[devout bobcat]

Just create a bot and make it active for at least 24 hours.

[slate shell]

Doesn't work just tell me it's name

[lament portal]

search active dev badge in google or yt

[slate shell]

Ok

[unreal sluice]

Bro got humbled

[faint zodiac]

huh

my ping was 201

lmao

different region dumbo

[lilac oracle]

raaaaaahhh

[unreal sluice]

I’m not beginner + I don’t play for weeks + I wasn’t even trying + deagle is my worst gun

[smoky lodge]

i am playing after a long time, i have reached level 21 and still didnt got my level 20 avatar frame

[faint zodiac]

boasting cuz u have better ping

lmao

[lilac oracle]

chill

[lilac oracle]

ping doesnt matter much

[lament portal]

try restarting your game or tap on your avatar and go to frame

[grim pewter]

Who wants to. 1 v 1

[unreal sluice]

He was Sayint he will beat anyone and has excuses when I humble him

[lament portal]

sure

[grim pewter]

I'm live streaming

[faint zodiac]

i hit first then die first? lmao

[lilac oracle]

lmfao

[faint zodiac]

one more match then

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[unreal sluice]

I’m going for lunch

[lament portal]

sure, why not

[smoky lodge]

i did try going to my avatar and frame

[grim pewter]

@lament portal go in dms

[lament portal]

alr

[lilac oracle]

i can get to ranger 2.6kdr with 100 to 200 ping average

ping doesnt matter against lower elo

[faint zodiac]

1v1 then

[lilac oracle]

nO

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[lilac oracle]

egoist

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluice scared?

[lost jay]

It sometimes freezes u in a place so if u go forward u will end up in the same place

[unreal sluice]

I’m eating. Want me to post a picture?

[lilac oracle]

that typa ping sucks

[lost jay]

But I play in 200 ping and I rarely have those issues

So he's capping fr

[faint zodiac]

then they say ping doesnt matter lmaop

[lilac oracle]

fr its rare but really annoying

[unreal sluice]

He’s talking about 400 ping

[faint zodiac]

there is ping for a reason

[lilac oracle]

champion and below it rlly doesnt

[slate shell]

My fps don't flactuate but my ping is always high lobby full of Russian and Chinese

Rich people

[faint zodiac]

My shots aing registering

[unreal sluice]

Bro has these excuses cuz i 1 tapped him nearly every time

[lilac oracle]

hit them 200ms before they hit you

simple

[faint zodiac]

cuz i wasnt moving?

LMAO

[unreal sluice]

Then move

[lost jay]

What was ur ping when u were playing?

[lilac oracle]

bro

[proper gyro]

skill issue

[faint zodiac]

my lobby then next round if u aint scared

[proper gyro]

just move

[lilac oracle]

whats ur actual rank

[faint zodiac]

201

[proper gyro]

bozo

[unreal sluice]

You can’t hit me when your standing still

[lilac oracle]

fr

[lost jay]

HUH?

[lilac oracle]

bro really lost and then said scared?

[unreal sluice]

Ok but I choose gun then

[lilac oracle]

omd

[lost jay]

Bro that's such a good ping 🗿

[lilac oracle]

braindead

[faint zodiac]

okay

[lost jay]

I play in 240 and above

[unreal sluice]

Awm

[lilac oracle]

true sigma

[faint zodiac]

okay

play now

my room

[unreal sluice]

I’m eating

Wait ffs

[lilac oracle]

you already lost bozo

get over it

[unreal sluice]

It was my first win in so long lol

[lilac oracle]

you are nowhere near the best players or even masters

[faint zodiac]

okay rematch then lmao

[lost jay]

Nah fr tho by experience u won't get freeze issues in 200 ping u may get lag spikes but freeze is almost impossible

[faint zodiac]

Can beat u in a 1v1 tho lmao

[quiet zenith]

I need to get digital burst AK and Yakuza Deagle

[unreal sluice]

He literally said “none can beat me” and then gets humbled

[faint zodiac]

cuz of ping lol

[lilac oracle]

if you cant beat her 10-0 you cant get a point on me

[lost jay]

@faint zodiac u wanna 1v1 me?

[lilac oracle]

best playur????

guys

hes best playur

giv autograpgh

why

[proper gyro]

banned more than 100+ times here

[lost jay]

Omg best player in standoff 1!1!

[sacred garden]

Someone wanna play with me?

[tidal jacinth]

Me

[lilac oracle]

bro how has no one got master role yet

i want to bully someone

[rich crow]

urself

[sacred garden]

Good

[lilac oracle]

waaaaaaaaaaaaa

[sacred garden]

Id server

[faint zodiac]

ok come

[devout bobcat]

It’s hard to rank up in the early of season.

[lilac oracle]

true

[proper gyro]

omfg

[lilac oracle]

everyone still unranked

[proper gyro]

ps froze

[lilac oracle]

so you get bronze tm8s and the legend enemies

[devout bobcat]

You just have to wait at least 3 months for everything to be balanced.

🦅

[lost jay]

Cuz every player unranked

[lilac oracle]

👍

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[lost jay]

And then the update kicks in repeat.

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[devout bobcat]

I’m at the hospital rn.

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[devout bobcat]

Just feeling a bit sick, nothing too serious. 🦅

[unreal sluice]

@faint zodiac wanna get humbled again?

[grim pewter]

@unreal sluice 1 v 1

[lost jay]

1v1 cancer

[young estuary]

Lakeside is a terrible map

[faint zodiac]

sure

awm

[unreal sluice]

Inv me to lobby

[grim pewter]

Im live streaming 1 v 1s

[devout bobcat]

♋

[young estuary]

MGE brother

[quiet zenith]

I changed my load out

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluiceu do it

awm

[young estuary]

new season

everyone’s rank got reseted

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

I'm live streaming

[devout bobcat]

Oh god they’re going to take my blood sample test.

[lost jay]

Give them ketchup

[faint zodiac]

us

[unreal sluice]

Ok I’ve got 300 pint

[lost jay]

One troll a day keeps the doctor away

[devout bobcat]

I hope they don’t get shocked to see there’s Audi logo floating among my hemoglobins.

[grim pewter]

@faint zodiac go in dms

[lost jay]

Good luck hitting ur shots lmao

[unreal sluice]

Dw

[lost jay]

But u will win ofc

[unreal sluice]

He’s not in the game yet

[lost jay]

Lag has it own advantage

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluicegame doesnt exist

[lost jay]

I was hitting a guy with 400 ping and he teleported back to og place

[unreal sluice]

@faint zodiac I invite u again

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluicejoin the lobby

[unreal sluice]

Join my

[faint zodiac]

ok

@grim pewterwait are u the guy here

[unreal sluice]

He’s not joining my lobby

Maybe he’s scared

[faint zodiac]

beatingf someone

u wait

[north bear]

classic

[unreal sluice]

Nah I’m not waiting

U challenge me to a 1v1 and the make me wait

Forget this

Ur just wasting my time

[rich crow]

yo sure

[robust gulch]

havent seen u in a while

no more nitro?

[unreal sluice]

Nah it was a 1 month gift

[robust gulch]

sad

do i sell my shogun with 998 pattern>

rn

?

[proper gyro]

find buyers than sell it straight

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluiceinv scared

[robust gulch]

ok im selling shogun m16 pattern 998

[faint zodiac]

1v1

[robust gulch]

for how much gold

[faint zodiac]

1v1

scared?

[grim pewter]

@unreal sluice 1 v 1 me

[proper gyro]

tip ignored

great

[teal jolt]

The New Case Is Really Good

[devout bobcat]

you have summoned the all time Season 1 1v1 champion.

[proper gyro]

i will now not give tips to strangers

[somber ferry]

bouta look for "069" pattern skins

[proper gyro]

instead just berate them

[faint zodiac]

are u even a champ

[devout bobcat]

I’ve put many fighters onto the ground by my leadership power. 🦅

[faint zodiac]

come

awm

[devout bobcat]

I hope the internet here doesn’t let me down.

[faint zodiac]

all talk

[devout bobcat]

If I suddenly quit, that means the doctor is calling me.

34431334

[proper gyro]

10pm at the hospital real

[faint zodiac]

come online

@devout bobcat

[unreal sluice]

Btw, sorry but since I haven’t seen u in a while I don’t rlly remember u

[faint zodiac]

hey u @unreal sluice u done now?

[robust gulch]

oh its fine lol

i always change pfp

[unreal sluice]

@faint zodiac I’m not playing vs u

[faint zodiac]

scared

lmao

scared of rematch

[unreal sluice]

Since u challenged me and made me wait

Sure

[faint zodiac]

u made me wait

[unreal sluice]

Whatever u wanna think

[faint zodiac]

cmon awm

afraid to lose?

[proper gyro]

u made me wait

[grim pewter]

@unreal sluice 1 v 1 me

Awm

[proper gyro]

both of yall made each other wait

imbeciles

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[wild maple]

Please help me

[somber ferry]

wth is goin on

[unreal sluice]

Anyway sure I’m scared

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

I'm live streaming

[robust gulch]

good question

[wild maple]

Help me

[unreal sluice]

Oh ok

[robust gulch]

im litteraly scared of 90% of players in so2

[final trout]

Hacker from Australia

[robust gulch]

im such a bad player

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[unreal sluice]

@grim pewter sure I wanna be on a live stream

Add me 61133323

[wild maple]

I am not hacker

[somber ferry]

you should not really be afraid of them

[robust gulch]

i suck

[somber ferry]

they just don't know how to have fun

[robust gulch]

oh

[faint zodiac]

@devout bobcat ok wait

[robust gulch]

i do enjoy it tho

[devout bobcat]

And he ran away.

[robust gulch]

and last season i had like almost gold 2 somehow

I know a guy who already champion in comp

he tryna hit legend

like his last season

[faint zodiac]

@devout bobcataccept

[willow dagger]

why after the battle it shows that I have earned silver, but when I go into the inventory it is not there, there are already 5 fights in a row?

[desert crown]

Nobody cares

Get better

[robust gulch]

ok

[desert crown]

My opinion

[robust gulch]

ok

says the bronze ally

[desert crown]

Face ur fear

[robust gulch]

ok

[desert crown]

I dont play ranked too much

[robust gulch]

ic

[desert crown]

+1

[unique path]

Why price of all skins are drop like 50%????

[rich crow]

hello , i completed my pass level but didnt get my reward

[rich crow]

it happens everytime after huge updates

[faint zodiac]

@unreal sluice 1v1 now

[desert crown]

Refresh game

[devout bobcat]

The game simply didn’t let me in cuz it told me to keep focused.

[subtle violet]

She’s 1v1ing @grim pewter rn

[unique path]

When be back at normal price again??

[faint zodiac]

1v1 me noobs send id

[proper gyro]

for a guy claiming to be no1. you make the most luke warm, same old 10 millionth claim that everyone says

[faint zodiac]

1v1 now

scared

[strange spindle]

just me trying to play matches?

[willow dagger]

because before the update and a little after, everyone wants to sell skins and spin new cases, so the number of goods increases, and the price decreases

[unique path]

Oh ok

[rich crow]

probably when season ends

[faint zodiac]

i am number 1 lmao

[proper gyro]

you dropped this mug

[unique path]

How much season end be??

[rich crow]

53 days ig

[proper gyro]

thank god its made out of plastic

[willow dagger]

I didn't get silver after battle, but shewed that i get

[unique path]

Oh

[proper gyro]

other wise you ego would have been a million pieces

[rich crow]

its good to buy cheap skins now

investing

[leaden folio]

Like what skins

[rich crow]

arcane

[faint zodiac]

yall scared ong

[proper gyro]

@devout bobcat how did the match go?

[devout bobcat]

Me getting Gold 4 after losing 4 times in allies:

[devout bobcat]

I can’t even enter (game does not exist)

[faint zodiac]

No one brave enough to challenge me

[leaden folio]

Fr fr

[strange spindle]

i cant even get into a match:/

[devout bobcat]

Your taiwanese friend didn’t take care the servers enough.

[faint zodiac]

Scared

[strange spindle]

shutup

ur a bronze

[faint zodiac]

scared

[devout bobcat]

Good luck on your journey to try to lure people to waste their time, amateur.

[faint zodiac]

u cant win against ab ronze tho

[faint zodiac]

huh u aint even entering dumbo

[proper gyro]

challenge him to a race of assetto corsa.
he'll stall the car even tho its a game

[devout bobcat]

• you have lower awm accuracy than mine.

[faint zodiac]

cuz i just started lmao

[proper gyro]

can't drive a manual fr

[devout bobcat]

I started already good at this game.

[unique salmon]

Any NA wanna play 2v2

[unique salmon]

U cannot?

[devout bobcat]

Can’t drive a manual in city areas. 🦅

[unique salmon]

I started at gold level, still gold level cause I keep quitting

[proper gyro]

i drive manual arcade fr

midnight wangan

[unique salmon]

What.

[proper gyro]

🏎️

[unique salmon]

What u mean arcade

[quiet zenith]

Missions being broke is annoying

[lost jay]

Me too

[devout bobcat]

Me having my manual driving license but drives automatic transmission car: 🦅

[unique salmon]

Where do u live?

[devout bobcat]

It’s how the world rn become it is what it is.

[unique salmon]

Why do u have to have a manual driving license

[proper gyro]

manual is better

duh

[unique salmon]

True

[devout bobcat]

Cuz driving manual is more fun.

[unique salmon]

It’s fun asf

[faint zodiac]

talking abt ccars but dont even have a car lmao

[unique salmon]

No I’m asking u have to have a manual driving license to actually drive manual

[rich crow]

try sequental

[devout bobcat]

But not practical if you’re the type of guy who prefer to reduce the workload while driving.

[unique salmon]

I live in Canada, I just need a license

[rich crow]

its worth

[tiny horizon]

guys I somehow got 2 stars instead of 1 in tdm

[proper gyro]

also most Driving test are manual by default

[rich crow]

manual sequental fr>

[tiny horizon]

idk how

[devout bobcat]

I have a manual transmission car license, but I drive automatic. 🦅

[proper gyro]

fake civic user

[unique salmon]

Oh? I have a manual car and a auto car

Both kinda clapped 😭

[devout bobcat]

Cuz I don’t really go vroom vroom on the road since I care about fuel consumption more. 🦅

[rich crow]

rally cars have the best transmission say less

[unique salmon]

I need to replace the breaks

[rich crow]

My civic has a laptop in it

[unique salmon]

Oh.

[lost jay]

Me losing all 10 unranked battles:

[unique salmon]

Someone should play allies with me in na

[proper gyro]

reving stock

[last crypt]

hi

[unique salmon]

I got placed silver 😟

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

Hi

[last crypt]

Can the pass glove be used on both teams?

[devout bobcat]

Steer with 1 hand only? Not cool.

[unique salmon]

I assume

[proper gyro]

twin turbo civic:
officer i swear it's stock

[primal rain]

yup

[rich crow]

Yeah

[last crypt]

how good 😄

I think I'll buy

[rich crow]

civic in tunnel rip ears

[rich crow]

(Hides the laptop)

[quiet zenith]

It’s worth it , I’m lvl 227

[devout bobcat]

Virgin forza players will swap the Audi R8 engine.

[noble dagger]

[last crypt]

in the pass?

well I'm going to buy and sell some things and I'm going to learn to invest

to buy a butterfly

knife

[lilac oracle]

rawr

[rich crow]

Nice

[devout bobcat]

🐈

[lilac oracle]

[devout bobcat]

Reminds me of 2021 self.

[lilac oracle]

what

[cunning ether]

[rich crow]

@cunning ether suppp

[lilac oracle]

rawr

[devout bobcat]

Bad flashback.

[lilac oracle]

[cunning ether]

[devout bobcat]

I turned into a catboy that year.

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

For the sake of boredom.

[lilac oracle]

suuuiii

[cunning ether]

wth

[primal rain]

denied

[lilac oracle]

critiano ronaldo

[lilac oracle]

seeeweeey

[lost jay]

Bring za holy wotah

[devout bobcat]

🍨🐈

[cunning ether]

cristino messi

[rich crow]

Messi better

[lost jay]

[lost jay]

Fax

[lilac oracle]

ikr

[cunning ether]

no messi not better

[devout bobcat]

I’m glad the holy water guided me to start sim racing.

[cunning ether]

teenage mutant ninja turtle better

[lime palm]

Anyone wanna play comp?

[rich crow]

What coulour is your World Cup ?

[devout bobcat]

Ever since then I’m no longer a cringe catboy dressing as a maid.

[lilac oracle]

[proper gyro]

brown

[lilac oracle]

aint no way

[cunning ether]

how much inches above u r from 6 foot

[lost jay]

Bro that didn't even match