#💬│english-chat
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as a romanian I see no prob xD
30$ isn't that expensive if u have 8k
The lucas dude wanted to give his account that have $8k for a knife that only cost $30 you telling me that ain't a scam?
Exactly
Ohh my bad bro
bro so let me guess
he spend 8 k and then sell it for 8$?
He just mentally ill, That's why
That's scam
cuz Im confused
Why would he want 30$ knife if he has a 8k worth of a account? Wtf
maybe trading
This game is very fair, when i headshot an enemy -99
Because it's a scam
Dude has 8k worth which means he has lots of rare stuff to trade
Well if u hit neck
I feel you bruv
imagine that I had like 9 shots in a guy at ranked and after he killed me I had like 0 damage on him 💀
Even if his card is blocked, He can transfer all the btc on different wallet and withdraw it from there
you're too far from the enemy
it cant deal full damage
2 meters is far?
Akr
Bruh I tought ur pfp is a anime girl wearing a pikachu hat

Jit idk man I main sniper
idk , this game has these type of bugs sometimes that you feel like you wanna break the phone
Well I just scream at my screen screaming the f word
🐐
yeah
imagine that most of the mobile games have aim assist
so2 be like : "what is that? never heard of it"
First time I played critical ops I smelled bs
critical ops is nice but feels like a 2016 mobile game
Yeah
There is a cs source game on mobile that looks better than any game
but its not online sadly
you can have any skin but you play agaist bots
Hi
Rip
you mean xash emulating source on andriod
idk
Bruj I got scammed. 
I booked a car in Grab, expecting just an average car as said in the description. 
Rip
cool 
Anyone wanna join a team?
me
Whats ur rank
Idk we might be too low skilled for u
whats yours?
Im only lvl 18 so i still don't have it unlocked
okk
how can I get promo codes?
Theres no active promo codes currentlt
Read #🛟│faq
Ok
Any bronze here that wants to join a team
buy it
You can’t. 
I dont have money
then u cant
U can't
Once it’s sold, it’s gone forever and will stay in that buyer’s inventory for the rest of its life. 
I sold the new awm kings for0.20
Bro wants refund from the thing he kind of refunded
Accidently
Sorry bro sorry for ur loss
I could have bought so many skins now..
I sold my epic rarity thinking i can get hugher value and forgot theres taxes
Splendid. Great job. 
I remember that i bought my awm sport that i accidentally sold for more than its worth xd
Some of the arcane guns are worth 45Gs
Yeh depends which
which one
Samurai of F/S i remember that i bought that for 150
Skins from nameless colt are worth alot
I just got the tec9 ice thing from a box
Not much changed so genesis is still nice
Who wanna join bronze twam
I placed an order of 0.52 for the jkommado prism
nice
Hoping a miracle or someone accidentally sold their jkommado for 0.52
it doesn't work like that
you must have the higher bid
to be able to get it for 0.52
What do u mean
It depends on luck everyone try to do this
4 years and still waiting. 
M4 necromancer for 0.03 
Hoping lol
should I sell the mp7 thorn for the mp7 precision?
It's cool
I like how they match the gloves
That day will come
Guys we need a report button for people who use NSFW image in game as pfp
It will never come. 
I'm in debt of 7778.90 golds. 🦅
How
Simply a "I no longer play this game, so I'll just refund everything." method. 🦅
@keen vortex can u help me?
Nice
How to refund i also want to refund
Same lmao
I need another knife someone suggest one
Sup
Jkommado prism
Buy my akr carbon 1000g 🤡
It's pretty cheap rn compare to the past prices
I like my tap king
How much is it
667
Hewwo
It's your choice tho
Kinda sad cuz there was a sad moment in anime
No. 
No?
Too cheap
Help me brother
There's other cheaper knife but my opinion the jkommado is the best for me
Mr. Zharfan
Dawg just called me poor in another way
typical rosie
lol
Xd
No. 
Hahaha

Dawg u just called the knife i couldn't afford cheap 💀💀
Did you see my knife on #📸│photos
Nah i didn't see
Dawg just flexed on me
depends on country

Idk, I got it free
my first was m9 db
I play a lot of tournaments)
i sold it for glove + kunai + usp with stickers + deagle
it really worth it
my inv is awesome noe
what’s db?
Nice
€15 last time I checked
Oh ok
Tnx
I think I’m highest level of season pass
it's 7 level
without purchasrs
purchases
The missions are bugged
Nahhh I'm the highest i got level one on the pass


Some rich people already finished
Dawg i thought i saw something disgusting on your profile 😭
It's exactly what you think it's implying
It's ma crusty flaps

Okay bye I just woke up I need a drink bruh
bro they need to get on these hackers man
W

😳
I wanna learn how to play
Play defuse until you get good
Okk
Do you mean level
Hey anyone up for defuse or allies?
sure ill make a vc
Vc?
yes vc
What’s that?
i hope you know doctors pay isnt good money ngl
What man private doctors here in my country get paid in 6 digits every month
bro who cares about the digits my guy how much an hour
About 5000 per hour
in what currency
Here it’s very much if you think about it
ngl swag
true
mans about to scam his friend 💀
🤣🤣
who?
Got my friend to give me his headphones
Bruh
i don't know
who are you talking about
That’s a lot wtf
well yeah but im making more then him just being a security guard lmao
In US it’s like minimum wage
so your job is Security guard?
Bruh
Bruh 🤣🤣
Eeeeh wtf. Here minimum is like 20 an hour or even less
Bruh ☠️☠️
thats not minimum wage
Can you earn real money while playing standoff?
@daring sequoia would u survive in America with 20k a year?
Dawg don't criticise her dream job just because u make more money than him or her
Yeah I guess
With tournaments
depending where youre from its ussually 8.75- 15$ an hour in ur crappy currency its 1229.62
Oh ok
i mean its still good money ngl
Tf happened to competitive
nah
I mean money is money atleast u get paid
The main thing is if your money smart
you would need at least 80-100k to even survive without help from the gov
Wtf here in England lots of people make like 14k a year or less
Who wants to lobby and play competitive
Not necessarily when. I was homeless I lived on 12k a year and made it work
nah dont play comp anymore bc too many hackers man
Now I don’t wanna move to America cuz it sounds bad asf. It’s probably hard to find a 80k+ job.
So what do we do
i mean did the gov help you at all just by a lil bit?
No not at the start because I was 14
it depeneds on how much work you do
Oh ok
I only got help from the government when I was about 17
like for example i worked at a grocery store making 15$ an hour and by the end of the year i made around 80-98k
80 to 100 k where do u live ?.?
proved my point
you just gotta get more hours in
No wonder everyone is too good like I thought I just got so bad in 1 day of missing so2 new season
I make 800 a week & live a good life no drugs or alcohol
But I made it work 3 years without the government's help that proves it wrong, but it does help to get assistance from the government
That sounds bad. Either work so you have no free time or get help and go into debt.
i mean i spend my money on kush food and bills lol
i mean idc about my personal life lol
Oh
You realise some doctors make $600k+ a year
Ppl who spend money on lush items or kush and complain (not u milker) are the kind off ppl who cry about not having $$
in the us maybe but other countries are kinda on the low end
I just wanna find a good job that pays 40k a year cuz that’s plenty here in the UK
Most western countries they can
Especially up in the north
it really just depeneds where tbh
Like how this server start talking about geographically and politically time to time
nah dont talk unless you got a 3.00+
I wanted to move to the US but now imma stay in the UK cuz 40k a year here is plenty and 80k is rich
yee
i mean the us doesnt have licenses for tvs LMAO
I don’t use a TV anyway so I’m fine
My kd is dog water
ok lmao
Quick question guys
How are the servers in-game worling currently? Accesable or still down?
i am a LEM in csgo sooo
If you make 100k a year in the UK you are already upper class and living a rich life
All I want is a job that will pay 30k+ a year
Legendary Eagle Master its 2 ranks below global elite
girl calling my kd trash when i have a higher kd lmao
My kd is trash 2k kills 2.10 lmao
What is it?
anyone comp
What rank u
I’ve got an account with 6.3KD
Post it on so2 screenshot
already did goofy
noice
I eat children 💪💪💪
Babies are better, I just love their tender succulent flesh
i do offer training on here from time to time
For what
for this game goofy
Who want 1v1
Bro ik like is it payed or u do for free
I have them in my basement 💪💪
I’ve never offered training lol

I’m not even good enough to offer training
do what
crosshair placements, map knowledge, getting used to bursting or single tapping alot, ect
Should invite me over for dinner
i mean tbh i do it for free
just burst or single tap from long to medium ranges
Practise makes you better
How do I even practice like the bots don't help
just play more
I been playing before legends season came
you haven't played enough
I mean that's not that good some of yall playing since the game development
nah i started playing last month tbh
Guys can someone help me with some golds please
💀
Go into a custom and study the map either by yourself or with someone else, practice at training and find a control layout and sensitivity that works best for you
And already so good? Damn
so true
perks of having a pc 
There is so many ways to get good at a good at the game and work on what you lack on first
i don't think so
hello
why in the world would you want gyroscope
no one uses it at all in codm or any fps on mobile
how to downaldo standow computer windows 7
bluestacks
Me to
wont work
i doubt your window 7 computer can run it tho
for widows 7 32 bit
you need 10 or above lmao
32 bit hell nahhh
damn
in 2 days i but winsows 10 64 bit
ok cool
ahh yes i do love moving my phone around looking like im a crackhead
then try bluestack when you get windows 10
Pubg mobile moment
like gyroscope gets beat everytime i swear
I still have a laptop that runs Windows xp lol
a fossil fr
what time do daily quests update
hmm theirs a key word in their "daily"
Yes indeed it is, it originally came with 98 and it's so old the battery doesn't hold charge
So at 00:00 European time?
usually around 3am
Standoff make me crazy
most games do that
I try to buy 3000G but i cant
Thanks
i think so
skill issue
do you have the money
prob ur bank
Maybe
call them
I will
yeah
No
yes they do
hmm
Fabric Storm + 5 Years
for example m4 sunset if you put anything that isnt to the theme of the gun it will look ugly
not really
bro fabric storm doesnt need stickers
none of these guns dont it ruins the design of the gun smh
What knife do u suggest guys?
Stiletto knife's price is ridiculous😂💀
bruh
Nah,like 2k max
We need new machine gun
nah
Like Ak or M4
the guns are pretty balanced
No we dont need💀
theirs no point in adding more guns
Why
their balanced my guy
instead of adding new items to the game they need to get rid of these hackers man
What do you think about new province
its alright

province rn is kinda good actually good cover and good map layout i already memorized the layout and found some rat spots ngl
ngl the rat spots i found are amazing frfr like its to the point im headglitching
Is it just me… or…
I can’t login to the game
It stops loading at 19%
then says I have technical issues with my internet
What’s going on?
The only problem I found in this update is the constant freeze frame
Me too always
Come to ss @sick cave
Not only in matches, It also happens in the main menu when you scrolling through market/inventory
Market inventory for me no
your game freezes?
mine is like a PowerPoint presentation
nice servers "axlebolt "
Like freeze for 1 second and goes back to normal. It became annoying when you play a comp match
oh
Change server
@opal sable go to ss section
Brooo nothing is happening
my game does that too
😭
only when im in a game tho
@sick cave so2 help center???
It happens to me in this new update
but its less frequent now
104787576
damn
Any mod here for help?
That thing usually got fixed when you change server
Try central eu
Or hong kong
what's wrong?
@sick cave see
My profile level reseted
Mine working just fine
Because it's new season
Your rank will be reset every new season

Before season
i feel like ppl are trolling at this point lmao

thats literally impossible
@prime sphinx try restart your device maybe
I don’t play for 4 months than that happend
Leme try
Or clear standoff 2 cache
Hi
level reseted for everyone lol
for 4 months? of course it makes sense
how dumb are this people
New season just released like few days ago, Of course your profile will be reset
Dud lying there is no way
My profile reset before season
Viper stiletto looks lit with tiger glove I'm ngl
broski
brother
He smoking that zaza
Noski
Im not trolling
@sick cave solved
👍
zaza??? 🍃🍃🍃
Coems🤑
profile resets arent a glitch or a bug my guy
Restarted my divice
Salam
Are what?????
assalamualaikum
To become big in life u should look down
stiletto mid
I can make scrrenshot of hours playing but anyway you can’t do anything
Imma show u dm
bros trolling or just braindead
dude im getting bot lobbies man
I want Stiletto tie die someone buy my stiletto Damascus
shockers
😭
I’m not trolling
jsut deal with ikt my guy
The skins looks decent ngl and the animations are really cool
I wanted to Skeleton knife tho
a ka shqipe bre
It was way better looking
Than this one
english my guy
Send pic of ur before and after then I’ll believe you
sorry

Any server who plays competitive except Russia?
i did not do screenshot of my level before
Take a screenshot bro wym u trolling
what is he saying????
i cant now
Send a screenshot of ur lvl rn
Šiptar
just play csgo myan
No one plays competitive in Singapore and Japan servers
U a damn lie lmaoo we just got trolled
netherlands
i not troll
My ping is gotta be bad Im in Asia bruv
but you dont believe me
if you're just looking for asian servers just stay with russia server
how can i have 180 hours playing with low level
you aint finding people who play this game anywhere else in asia
300 ping😭
lmfao
Is free for all basically luck based?
is ax mod
@rich crow in the 0.22.0 update, experience points got an update and the levels of every player were reset https://help.standoff2.com/en/articles/6842438-changes-of-xp-in-update-0-22-0

hello
bro read it
yes but thi happend before i update
then why do you care????
i now find server to help
what the hell
it resetted before update sure, but why do you care since it was gonna be reseted anyway???
just leave it alone my guy jeez
karambit )
fr
i go now 20 level for like 10 days
no karambit doesnt have csgo idle anim
lvl doesnt matter lol
fr
screenshot youre reseted level pls
if you want a csgo idle animation then play csgo
other players cant even see yr lvl
my levels wasn't reseted why are you even care about level
what do you mean
thats what im saying 💀
this game is a mobile rip off, of course i was expecting to see the csgo one
but its mid ig
can see zoure level
Everyone should stop paying this dud attention he lying 🤥
attention seeker
ikr
im not trolling guys
then you are pretty much a moron
why i need to troll with you
i must have dementia because i dont remember asking
you cant do anything
i cant be dumber than you so you are pretty much right
i mean i can't
i need a bot
dang 💀
im not bot wtf
true you are worse
I posted my lvl on so2 screenshot
none
why do you even care, its just lvl you can get back
who cares dude
fr
Bro it don’t reset u just haven’t played ur a bot bro tbh
fuckin hell
im not bot
just play the game and quit ur goofy ahh mouth
what mate
Aye guys I have a question
or rather, play however you wanna play since you gotta find your own sense
Don’t be toxic bro
how bot can text this
guys
wtfff
personal preference, try both
Bro crying about a few Lvl he can get back
you seem quite cool ngl
💀 goofy
cyap
Okay
im not crying
cyyyap
Ticket for you
what should I open fable or empire or sharp or revenge guys
Purple guy fnaf??????
revenge
tbh im a pretty chill chick ngl i dont really play this game often
chick
no way
I can see that but you are nontheless fun
lmfao
Markiplier
bite of 87???!

bite of 69
o No PleAsE DoNt MaKe A TiCkEt Im SoRry!!!
bite of 69?
i fixed your error 💀

yoo nice selfie
Thx
ikr
hello my name is markiplier
and today we are going to play
who?
asked
Asked*
LOL

who plays allies
why are you asking
he just wants someone to play with
why you gotta be so pathetic
im big fan
then play
Go play by yo self
well dont play allies or comp its jsut gonna be full of hackers lmao
light machine gun
at his rank it wont lol
i dont see hackers for long time
I just lost 5 ranked in a row
what
hitlers buzzsaw my favorite lmg :3
sadge
how often do you wash your hair
Somebody help me
AFK teammates
mhm
hahaha
anything else?
how often @void bronze
you dont have

creepy
☹️
depending on the hair length
your hair is short
so 2-3 days is good
tbh i dont even see a ticket channel
🤨🤨
its like 9 cm
but you live in a hot humid environment
i think you have to dm the bot for a ticket
which can make not washing hair for longer periods harder

harder?
what
don’t you feel disgusting
who is silver in allies
I bought M9 finally
where you are
leave bro alone
well yeah
Show me the knife
Dm me I can’t send screen here
Send it on So2 screenshot
sen so2 screenshot
Dawg i am silver 1 💀💀
like a dirty wh
L
me to
what
Did
i can’t say it there’s children around
yeah but wdym by that
and 3
@tidal jacinth ehh I thought u got the expensive one lmao
@gilded flower not @void bronze
he violated rulessss
rules
Bro do u think I buy 27k gold?
of server
👍
Yes sir
who is violating
me
its him
man with mustache
What's the percentage of hackers rn in ranked = infinite
imagine living in the past lmao grow up
charlie chaplin?????
agree
Nazi
No cap it was him I was his dog
💀
omg
its just a name and political thingy
im mod?
Lmaooo
🤨🤨🤨
my german uncle has the nazi flag
Bro didn't talk
Nahh don't do him like thatt
how old is he
I own a demon

wtf
.
you own tiger
💀
Guten tag bruders
what
guten morgen
🫡
english
you can easily buy it online
😂
akr tiger
english
Dumm
omg me too
LOL
you mean panzerkampwagen
💀
Panzer like the rpg?
can you make screenshot
I have 500 million power on rize of kingdoms
I wish I had a tiger
DM
babe ur fasting silpy
Holy water needrd
femboy tigers meow
Jesus
damn
Go kysss
💀
💀
3 hrs and 41 more minutes
I'm mentally dead dude

i need code
yeah
ofc u are
1 min
anyone have code?
turkey
Code of what
code of conduct
???
no codes
oh
Shite
Code for whatt
what it gives
of conduct
yes
Yooo hit me up with one 😂😭😭😭
:||
there is not a promo code for now for free you can check #🛟│faq for more information about promo codes
It means I have a life dude other than playing on games all day
k tt
mb
ty
Based
Better being silver1 and still touching grass
you didnt use it
W name
i love cheating
Defuse best mode ever no cap
why
Yessir
then tell
A
How do u get these roles on discord like silver bronze etc
I touch grass alot but I'm silver 3
Go to channel and roles
Right above the welcome chat
Ty
<id: customize> go to here
Np
wait
touching grass is not enough anymore, you gotta consume the grass
.
Ty
frrrr
I have China grass
.
i don't have grass dude I'm so2 player
Bet guys let's have a grass feast
Is there a way to get good skins or knifes on so without spending real money ? 💀
Idek dawg I've been trying
It's paid
standoff 2 battle pass
fr
by collecting 5 different grass from different continents around the world
Oh no
fornite battle paaaaaassss
Ahh k
(reaL)
😭
man it's not that easy to get friends
I just shot my maths
i just [[$!$!]] out ma ahh
get lost
grr...
Whar I do
get lost
speak good english yo
boot it on my xiaomi
cuz it need me to buy standoff 2 battle pass
grr moment
My english is top teir
rel
Tier***
yse
Butterfly knifes are cool but expensive as hell
Kurwa
hi

