💬│english-chat

[steep lodge]

Lol

[muted scaffold]

@mint ridge can you look dms please?

[steep lodge]

They think I’m hacking

[raven vector]

Help me get good bro

[crimson cairn]

[steep lodge]

But it’s called skill

[ornate cipher]

guys can u load in the game

[native lion]

Game no delete

[slate shell]

@raven vector hi

[raven vector]

Hey killer

Wassup bruh

[prime sphinx]

👀👀

[crimson cairn]

Nah man rather try boku no p-

[steep lodge]

Practice cross hair placements and angles when in maps

[slate shell]

Tip to load up , open game , make game on split screen wait for 5 min (use yt or discord on other side of split screen) this work for me everytime

[raven vector]

Ya I been doin dat

[rich crow]

Whats

[steep lodge]

Skill issue

[rich crow]

**

[raven vector]

Not a skill issue I've I'm landing 15 shots but die with 2 lmao

But that's so2 for ya

[crimson cairn]

Relatable it's like so2 is scared of losing the player base at the moment lol

[rich crow]

I couldnt open game

Again

[steep lodge]

Huh?

[crimson cairn]

Ye

[steep lodge]

Maybe your using too much fps

That why

[rich crow]

loading player profile

[slate shell]

90 fps is bad?

[steep lodge]

More fps the more faster you will shoot

[mint ridge]

it takes like a minute maximum to load into the menu.

it's not that bad.

[steep lodge]

On iPhone no

Android yes

[raven vector]

Aka I experience bullet reh problems almost every game, has nothing to do with my connection since I peak at 34 ping and usually at 28

[crimson cairn]

I tried 30 , enemy spawned right on my face and body knifed me

[steep lodge]

Depends on what type tho

If u got a good android

[mint ridge]

how high is your ping?

[muted scaffold]

@mint ridge i send photo can you look?

[slate shell]

Why , what should I use in fps 60 or 30 or 90 i am Android user

[rich crow]

I could play on 144 fps

[crimson cairn]

Avg 100

[rich crow]

With my gaming phone😎

[steep lodge]

60

Still not good

Try 30

Overtime u get good

[crimson cairn]

Man playing on pc with wifi lol

[steep lodge]

That’s how I learned

[rich crow]

No

[steep lodge]

You’ll become faster at controlling the recoil

[rich crow]

I play with gaming phone

[slate shell]

Not bad but in-game loading in marketplace sucks someone else buy before me because of loading

[mint ridge]

that's relatively high.

[rich crow]

I had it because i am past pro player

[vocal zenith]

144 fps and silver?

[steep lodge]

Once you learn how too control the recoil you’ll be a god

[slate shell]

@steep lodge thanks sir

[crimson cairn]

I know :/

[rich crow]

Got it for free from my organization before

[rich crow]

Yes because i am new, i dont know mechanics much, i learning, aim is easy but i have no game knownledge

[crimson cairn]

That and practice one taps on practice map

[slate shell]

This ain't pubg

[rich crow]

I started playing rank at amend of season

[vocal zenith]

Ok

[raven vector]

I learn burst fire is easiest way to control recoil

[rich crow]

Pubg was hard for me

[steep lodge]

Lol

[rich crow]

I am past pro player in brawl stars

[steep lodge]

Bruh

[rich crow]

I was in top 64 teams in eu

Tier A player

[steep lodge]

Brawl star is for 10 year olds

[slate shell]

Bro i was top player in India in brawl star sold my account

[rich crow]

But not in comp prob

[slate shell]

I was once #7 in global and #1 in India for 1 week

[rich crow]

Asia teams are bad

[rich crow]

👍 4 years ago ?

[slate shell]

I didn't played competitive

[rich crow]

no not really

[dense orchid]

The new Common FN FAL skin is brutal!!

[slate shell]

2 yr ago

[mint ridge]

it's a fun game to pick up and play casually.

[rich crow]

I am first guy who hit 50 k in czechia

[rich crow]

After i got banned💀

[slate shell]

I was first to hit 45k

[raven vector]

True I did a year or 2 ago

[steep lodge]

Ye but once you get 500 trophies it no fun

[rich crow]

JAJAJA ofc, when 90% comp players are 18+ in my country

We are gym enjoyers

Rn

[dense orchid]

Guys,am i the only one who likes the new common FN FAL skin?!

://

Ngl

[mortal rapids]

Ffs, let people enjoy things

[slate shell]

I sold my account for $50 needed money my account worth more than $200 , i sold to a middle man who sold it for $150 to other guy then he asked me what was my account price to me i said above $200 if u get a genuine buyer the he become sad lol

[rich crow]

And comp in czechia is comparable with league of legends, because we have bigger and bigger prizepools

[mint ridge]

sends you all the messages, transactions, profile picture, friend list, etc....

[steep lodge]

90%=3 players?

Or 100,000

[mighty knot]

Bro fr, thought only I noticed

[slate shell]

Yeah bs now is full of kid no fun

[rich crow]

💀 My banned acc had worth of 500€+

[rich crow]

Yep it is but comp not

I met them on lans in prague, ostrava etc

[slate shell]

Yeah can be

[dense orchid]

I just bought it,and its brutal

[mighty knot]

fr bro

[dense orchid]

Man.im not gonna sold it

[mighty knot]

u from EU?

[dense orchid]

Yep

[steep lodge]

What happened too Royale Skyline

[slate shell]

Good to see a fellow retired brawl star player

[mighty knot]

let’s team up for some games bro

[steep lodge]

No more uploads?

[mighty knot]

Challenge, only play with fn fal 🤣

[dense orchid]

🇭🇺🤟

[rich crow]

Could i ask how to start game?

Mean

Why i got only picture at start and game doesnt load

[dense orchid]

Im in.Whats ur username

[slate shell]

Do split screen open game and discord game will load within 5 min

[mighty knot]

gimme a sec imma toss ID

[dense orchid]

1v1 you say? @mighty knot

[steep lodge]

Make a team

[rich crow]

I am not gonna play it, i am already retired

[steep lodge]

We all fight

[slate shell]

Split screen make game to open in like desktop site

[steep lodge]

3v3

[rich crow]

Gym>>games

[rich crow]

I couldnt

[slate shell]

I too go to gym

[rich crow]

My phone doesnt support it

[dense orchid]

Tdm? Or smtn else. @mighty knot

[rich crow]

My maximum bench is 50 kg (i am 62kg)

[mighty knot]

Yea might be

[steep lodge]

I’m tryna 3v3

[mighty knot]

176885186

[sly dove]

standoff recovered?

[steep lodge]

Been recovered

You just gotta wait longer now cause they added more maps

[slate shell]

U are new i think? My max bench was 80 kg , with body weight of 80kg approx , now my bench is 75kg with body weight 75kg i do 4-5 reps , i am not 1 rep max guy

[sly dove]

Okay

[steep lodge]

Fortnite used too load fast too

[dense orchid]

@mighty knot ok i add you and i invite u

[slate shell]

My squat was good i was doing squat of 80 kg at body weight 64kg left doing legs afterwards

[mighty knot]

Aight I'm joinnin

[crimson cairn]

Bro gonna make the demons mop the floor with their tongue lol

[mighty knot]

Gimme a sec

[slate shell]

I will wash the floor with their tears when i will bulk to 100 kg and bench 120 kg like my fellow gymbros

[crimson cairn]

Champ

[steep lodge]

[slate shell]

Rn i am in cutting phase cutted 11kg , started from 86kg now i am 75

[steep lodge]

Jit lifting cows

[slate shell]

Just 1 -2 kg more less then direct bulk to 96-100kg

[near vapor]

Yo hello

Yall

[slate shell]

Hi

[near vapor]

I have a problem

[slate shell]

We all have

[near vapor]

Can anyone help me

[slate shell]

Split screen

[crimson cairn]

Tech support here

[steep lodge]

Just wait longer

It don’t load fast no more and they can’t fix it

[slate shell]

Open game by going split screen

[near vapor]

It says take a sc and send to us

Where do i send

[slate shell]

#📸│photos

[near vapor]

I send it

[earnest robin]

Did the game died ?

[steep lodge]

Long time ago

[earnest robin]

Bruh

I was about to play

[steep lodge]

It died like season 2

[rich crow]

Moving target medium difficulty 22 kills is good?

[crimson cairn]

With armor?

[crimson cairn]

Do play

[earnest robin]

It does not load

Even the ping

[vast solstice]

it did load for me

[crimson cairn]

Split screen

[steep lodge]

You have too wait longer

Like 3-5mins

[slate shell]

Jai shree ram goodnight

[near vapor]

I will send a sc can anyone hel me i will send on #📸│photos

[crimson cairn]

Goodnight chad

[earnest robin]

I will try that

[fringe current]

are the servers on?

[near vapor]

Why it doesn’t work

[crimson cairn]

@earnest robin you can split screen or leave game running in background and enter it, that way worked for me

[inner kestrel]

Yo! Where am i pos to report issues from the game?

[near vapor]

How to split screen

[crimson cairn]

Run the game in background if the phone doesn't have split screen system available

[near vapor]

Ok i will try

[rich crow]

@silk moth Or official website

[near vapor]

@steep lodge

[steep lodge]

?

[near vapor]

You have a nice acc

[steep lodge]

Thanks

[pure grove]

delete standoff

suck servers

[near vapor]

Do you have any golds

[sly dove]

standoff takes a long time for me alone

[agile swallow]

🛌

[sly dove]

?

[crimson cairn]

Damn you still playing that? Try standoff 2

[steep lodge]

Lol

Ahhaha

[pure grove]

funny?

[steep lodge]

You look like a grown man

Get a job

[near vapor]

Lol

[sacred herald]

no XD

[inner kestrel]

What's it called?

[proven carbon]

Agagagagga

Basement

[rich crow]

idk

[sacred herald]

it's not that

[steep lodge]

Then delete game

[inner kestrel]

Bruh

[left girder]

I posted a screenshot on #📸│photos can someone help me please

[crimson cairn]

Peepeepoopoo

[verbal imp]

Hm

[rich crow]

[crimson cairn]

[rich crow]

Dont play with randoms

[steep lodge]

Ye I hate that

Take like 10mins too get in then they wanna kick u

[crimson cairn]

[rich crow]

show me a pic of ur legs in dm

this sounds weird

lmfao

[steep lodge]

Sus

[viscid isle]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[steep lodge]

I think we got him boys

[rich crow]

lmfao

im just trynna see how big his legs r

[fringe current]

after 20 minutes of waiting i got in...

[rich crow]

😭

[steep lodge]

Dam

[viscid isle]

🤨🤨

[steep lodge]

Tf u using yo tv

[rich crow]

bro stop

[viscid isle]

lmao

alr

ma bad

[steep lodge]

Bro got that harassment rizz

[viscid isle]

💀💀

[rich crow]

😭

[viscid isle]

hell nah

i got no game

no rizz

[steep lodge]

🤣🤣

[grim pewter]

Yo who trying to 1 v 1

[steep lodge]

Me

[grim pewter]

Go in dms

[willow cave]

Hi guys

[viscid isle]

hi

[inner kestrel]

Does anyone know where i can report game issues/bugs?

[viscid isle]

i dunno

[gleaming thistle]

Hello

[rich crow]

what knfie would be good with gloves champion?

[inner kestrel]

Then why do they say, "please send a screenshot" when i cant semd it anywhere to them

[rich crow]

or with bruning fists

[gleaming thistle]

who will join me as an ally?

[orchid needle]

Game mode?

[rich crow]

allies lmao

[mint ridge]

https://help.standoff2.com/en

[gleaming thistle]

Yes

[orchid needle]

Sure

[spring umbra]

Any promo codes?

[rich crow]

no

[orchid needle]

Are you friends or talk with the devs?

[rich crow]

[primal crescent]

Hello

[orchid needle]

🦂

[long lodge]

Helo

[rich crow]

a

[steep lodge]

GG

[rich crow]

whats better 1 case or 10 boxes

[primal crescent]

can i stay for english chat please

[rich crow]

anyone her eknows what knife and gloves is better to buy rn that will grow for like 2k

[fringe current]

karambits or kelebek (i think its butterfly in english)

[unique path]

Bruh every skin price drop why??

[rich crow]

people sell them to buy th new skins

xd

what knife is good for phoenix gloves

[vale pine]

Butterfly "Legacy" drops also hard

From 2300.00G to 1600.00G

[gloomy egret]

Yo

Yo

[versed sorrel]

Is yalls game hella laggy too?

[gloomy egret]

Buy five serven from scorpion collection and contract them

[rich crow]

For vas??

Molotov is kainda op

[zealous verge]

[gloomy egret]

I have like 30 kills with molotov

[rich crow]

There are like 7 spots where u can capture someone on sandstone with it

[abstract arrow]

Nope it isn't

People can avoid

[rich crow]

People who say molotov is op when I show them how to step away from fire

[grim pewter]

Who trying to awm 1 v 1

I'm live

[rich crow]

[gloomy egret]

A mf literally walked in it and i won the round lmao

I threw it randomly

[rich crow]

Silver and below

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[rich crow]

Has to be

[abstract arrow]

A mf avoided mine and killed from my back

[grim pewter]

I'm live streaming

[rich crow]

I sleep

Zzzz

[grim pewter]

Who trying to lose a 1 v 1

[rich crow]

However nice minimap change

[gloomy egret]

23123856

Team deadmatch right?

[grim pewter]

Yea

My ID-59628635

[vale pine]

Minimap changed? Couldn't play because the server overloads everytime when i try to play 😅

[rich crow]

Yeah they add names of places

[vale pine]

Oh thats lit

[rich crow]

They added their own callous

Callouts

Ye now i can play without teaxhing someone names

[rich crow]

Everybody have own

[true heath]

someone play alies?

[gloomy egret]

Gg@grim pewter

[narrow zodiac]

Is the game fixed?

[grim pewter]

Gg

@gloomy egret go in dms

[narrow zodiac]

ok

[grim pewter]

Yo who trying to 1 v 1 awm

[gloomy egret]

Which

[haughty rapids]

Whats yo twitch?

[grim pewter]

@haughty rapids on yt

[tidal jacinth]

😭😭😭

Got scammed

[haughty rapids]

Ight

[median fog]

bro

how can i get support?

[cedar raft]

Life could be dream

[median fog]

i got scammed out of 1600 gold

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[cedar raft]

hah

there is no support for that

rip ur gold

[tidal jacinth]

I got scammed my email he changed the pass

😭😭

Rn

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1

[median fog]

these russian devs got no chill

[loud gust]

RIP bro I’ll pray for you

[tidal jacinth]

😹

[median fog]

praying won’t do anything against these indian scammers

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1 awm

[median fog]

bro go away

[loud gust]

^^^

Oof

[modern hound]

Man, I had problems with my card and ended up withdrawing purchases from the game, now that I'm going to pay again to leave my balance positive, I'm not getting it :/

[grim pewter]

Who trying to 1 v 1 awm

I'm live streaming 1 v 1

[median fog]

bro so i was buying a knife right? and i bought it and it said “error try again later” so i tried again, restarted my game and i had 2😐

[austere kettle]

Who want to play with me standoff 2 1v1

????

[tidal jacinth]

2 What

[median fog]

knifes

1600 gold down the drain

[grim pewter]

Who wants to. 1 v 1

Awm

[austere kettle]

Me

[median fog]

and OBVIOUSLY, OBVIOUSLY commission.

[tidal jacinth]

Why u have 2 knife

[median fog]

game is bad

[rugged trail]

Ji

[median fog]

made me buy 2

[rugged trail]

Hu

Hi

[glad summit]

assalamualaikum

[grim pewter]

Who wants to 1 v 1 awm

[median fog]

i’m bout to blowwwww

[austere kettle]

Hey@rugged trail

[grim pewter]

@austere kettle 1 v 1 awm

[rugged trail]

Wow.... You have 2 knifes

[median fog]

bro

[tidal jacinth]

Which knife

[austere kettle]

@grim pewter YES!

[median fog]

2 jkommandos

[grim pewter]

@austere kettle go in dms

[median fog]

i sold the new knife

[rugged trail]

Wa Alaikum Salaam

[median fog]

i got pulled it

[rugged trail]

New knifes?

[tidal jacinth]

Someone Alies?

[twilit tree]

Server fixed?

[austere kettle]

@grim pewter how

[median fog]

goodnight guys it’s 5am me no sleep

😁

[rugged trail]

Hi buddy

[tidal jacinth]

No

I have 21:22 PM rn

Where u from

[rich crow]

no one really cares

[twilit tree]

Here 00:53

[rugged trail]

I still need to update the game

[median fog]

that’s not very nice

or kinda

kind*

[rich crow]

my bad

love u

[rugged trail]

[median fog]

fat ads

bro

i’m trying not to swear

[rich crow]

i hate ads

too

[median fog]

i don’t want another time out😭

[rich crow]

bud

[rugged trail]

[rich crow]

i got timeout 7 days

once

[median fog]

have a good night

bye bye

[rugged trail]

Bye bye

[rich crow]

gn

[tidal jacinth]

Got today 1H

[rich crow]

got like thousands of 1 hour

[tidal jacinth]

Bro 7 days💀

[rich crow]

this server smh

yeah 😭

[tidal jacinth]

Could cry

[austere halo]

bruh game is bugged or what? i can't do my missions

[rich crow]

lucky it wasn't on the update, i wouldn't know it updated

imagine cant play comp 24h cuz u kicked too many team mates

😂😂😂

[keen willow]

Hello, I have an error with the game and it won't let me enter

[tidal jacinth]

I didn’t know smt like this could happen????

[rich crow]

it. an

can

imagine

[keen willow]

Please help

[rich crow]

imma grind for pass ig

[rich crow]

u goatta wait

until servers

[tidal jacinth]

Bro wait the server is full

[rich crow]

are stable

[austere halo]

not working

[tidal jacinth]

Crashed

Guys do u think M9 will still be 3k gold tomorrow I gotta buy then

Scared if it goes 3600 again

[rich crow]

buy it mate

[fringe tide]

bro i got trolled 2 times i did quest 15kills and it got reseted whyyyyy me want to sleep quest scam me

[rich crow]

the market place is f5cked

everything is kinda cheap

i bought skins for 50G

[tidal jacinth]

Bro omg

[rich crow]

now 34G

f7ck that

[tidal jacinth]

Sticker pack 2019 is for 3k only

And Akr gold too

[narrow zodiac]

will market go back up???

[tidal jacinth]

Safe

[rich crow]

yea

[rich crow]

same

[tidal jacinth]

Origin collec

[rich crow]

but not now

takes some days

even a week

ig

[rich crow]

for sure

not sure

[narrow zodiac]

Ook

[tidal jacinth]

Bro you have to start the game new this is normal

I want to buy M9 digital burst

[mellow rover]

Rly? Dang

Il finna get me one then 😳📈

[tidal jacinth]

It’s 2600 rn

[mellow rover]

Oooo im getting 3

[tidal jacinth]

Imagine get gold skull

[mellow rover]

😳

[tidal jacinth]

No the knife for 2600

[mellow rover]

I aint opening them like tf 😭

[mellow rover]

Was 2400 earlier , i literally lost 1k in a blink of an eye lmao

[tidal jacinth]

But all epic sticker are for 6k so u could make some gold

[narrow zodiac]

lol new revenge skins are going for so much I sold a uncommon m4 for almost 0.50g

[tidal jacinth]

Yeah the rainbow one

[mellow rover]

Agree , but the blues are 600g thats 2k loss on each lmao

[tidal jacinth]

I sold the dual barretas rare skin for 6 Gold💀

[narrow zodiac]

Damn thats nice

[tidal jacinth]

Yeah

[tidal jacinth]

They are 8 now 😭

Akr Carbon is for 10 G💀

I liked but I saw ur rank💀

Soja?

Me

24791874

[next ocean]

what is soja

[digital delta]

Sticker pack odds are terrible

[bold hedge]

Hi

[proper gyro]

@mellow rover i hate that stiletto is painfully expensive than db

[mellow rover]

Yup

[mellow rover]

In few days it should get lower

[proper gyro]

no good patterns too

[neon nest]

Who can help me my stiletto knife i Broke in MY REQUEST

[mellow rover]

Ikr

[proper gyro]

i shoulda bought that p7 thooo

[mellow rover]

Close game and restart it may help

[proper gyro]

cyan pattern

[neon nest]

Ok thx

[mellow rover]

I bought 3 knifes today ☠️

Im going broke

[proper gyro]

easy snipe for bfk dg and m9 db for profit tbh

[mellow rover]

Im tempted to buy m9 universe ☠️

But if i do it i will want to keep it

[proper gyro]

its 11k

pretty good deal than 15k

[mellow rover]

What was the price before drop?

[proper gyro]

idk

[mellow rover]

I see it at 13k and 10k order☠️

[proper mason]

Hello. My name is Gxmbit. I need a couple more clips before I upload my video. Anyone free to join me in trolling with Molotov?

[rich crow]

I think 14k

[proper gyro]

m9 dg is 20k

lol

[mellow rover]

33% off

Dropped

[rich crow]

Dropped I think

Scratch

[mellow rover]

Scrath that idea of ur head

It was just for the joke

[proper gyro]

thinking of kumo now that tie dye hella expensive for basically crap patterns with no reason for over pay

[pseudo sapphire]

Hello
I'm new on this server

Thanks

[rich crow]

uhh, maybe each gun will have different pattern like skin may be sometime missing some details idk.

[unreal sluice]

Hello

[plush bane]

The warm up music is so good

Every new soundtracks sounds fire

[proper gyro]

NAW

[plush bane]

My personal fav is probably the lobby one

[proper gyro]

it got sniped

[verbal imp]

Aint buying no case for 100 gold

[sweet flare]

Buy a graffiti capsule then

[unreal sluice]

Yep

[sweet flare]

I miss my name being blue ((

[verbal imp]

They aren't going to take them out anytime soon

[twilit roost]

Rp 4

[proper gyro]

these stiletto prices are killing my brain

[lilac oracle]

suuiii

[verbal imp]

Dw

They'll drop

[twilit roost]

Real madrid 1-0

[proper gyro]

when they worth more than 3 of the m9s

[verbal imp]

For now

[tidal jacinth]

gg

[mint ridge]

hell yeah.

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp sht patterns drops, the one i want doesn't

[verbal imp]

Adren

Hi

[tidal jacinth]

Against who

RM

[proper gyro]

[mint ridge]

barca.

[tidal jacinth]

Thanks why I don’t know

[verbal imp]

No one even knows what pattern is good

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp 2 sides

[mellow rover]

Theres a lot of inflation in the game thats why

[proper gyro]

pure cyan

[mint ridge]

it's copa del ray final.

[proper gyro]

cyan gem

[tidal jacinth]

😭😭

[mint ridge]

hi.

[verbal imp]

Show me this pattern

[tidal jacinth]

Thx

[mint ridge]

is that possible 💀

[proper gyro]

blue gem

@mint ridge close enough

[tidal jacinth]

What is the new pattern can someone explain

[mint ridge]

show me a pic.

[proper gyro]

pattern seven is the most reflective

[mint ridge]

"In Season 5, a new type of skins called Pattern has been added to the game. This type of skins will get a random number which changes the texture on the weapon."

[tidal jacinth]

Bro u type like a robot

But thx

[mint ridge]

another nsx? @verbal imp

I copied and pasted it from the patch notes 💀

[verbal imp]

Yeah but do u see how menacing it looks?

Idk if I would do that to my nsx personally

But dam it's good

[mint ridge]

I got an unwashed red 718 over here.

[mint ridge]

lmfao.

[verbal imp]

I dont like the tail lights tho

[mint ridge]

not my type of kit too.

[tawdry delta]

Greatings

How's everyone doing?

[gilded pine]

Rip the Marketplace

[gilded pine]

Im gud

[verbal imp]

Not good
U?

[rich crow]

Will the prices go up again?

[tawdry delta]

Why?

[gilded pine]

This is the largest Stock Crash XD

[tawdry delta]

In good, may I ask what's wrong?

[oak crater]

Guys

[gilded pine]

The Great Standoff Depression 2023 Colorized

[desert crown]

Hi

[tawdry delta]

Nice to hear

[gilded pine]

Ja

[oak crater]

Im -0.10 gold, what i can do?

HELP

[tawdry delta]

Oh yeaaah... RIP

[rich crow]

Get 0.1 gold

[gilded pine]

Ong

[oak crater]

BRO

[verbal imp]

I am miserable

[rich crow]

Easy@oak crater

[verbal imp]

That's why

[oak crater]

I cant even open the inventory, wtf

[desert crown]

Somebody pls explain me. How the heck these people get me with a uzi over 50 meters. And I cant get them with akr 2 headshots

[tawdry delta]

Is there a reason? O7

[verbal imp]

I mean if I found one like that I would cop, but the tail lights doesn't do it for me

If I was ballin in cash

[tawdry delta]

I can do that

[mint ridge]

you mean the headlights?

[verbal imp]

Nahh

[desert crown]

How

[oak crater]

Need help

[verbal imp]

Lemme show u

[slate jetty]

yo

[tawdry delta]

Accuracy

[rich crow]

Bro stop selling skins the prices are too low

Yo guys

Wassup

[verbal imp]

Why is the picture so blurry.

[mint ridge]

I am rolling rn.

[verbal imp]

What I'm saying

But there's another one

[next isle]

[verbal imp]

But it has its og tail lights

[oak crater]

Guys

[rich crow]

Guns

[proper gyro]

@mint ridge have you ever seen a Mitsubishi tryna be a bmw?

[mint ridge]

nope.

[proper gyro]

i saw one couple of days ago after my exam

i couldn't take a pic cuz its was passing by

[mint ridge]

how hideous are we talking?

[unreal sluice]

Sup

[proper gyro]

like 2000s suv ugly

[lilac oracle]

rahhh

[mint ridge]

hot damn.

[lilac oracle]

cant be that bad

[rich crow]

Guys i meed team for competitiv

I have kd 1.48

[proper gyro]

bro it was maroon

and you can see those epoxy like repairs on it

[unreal sluice]

Adren in so much shock he is speechless

[proper gyro]

tf you mean "can't be that bad"

i had to double take that m fing thing

cuz i thought there was a BMW suv behind me

[mint ridge]

@verbal imp if you do it, I'll literally make you crash out the road.

[white rain]

S

[verbal imp]

Jokes on you that's how I wanna go out

[vapid flicker]

Who wants a 1v1

[verbal imp]

😈

[oak crater]

Guys help

[mint ridge]

respect.

[oak crater]

How i fix the negative balance problem

[verbal imp]

Ongg

Lemme crash and burn

[mint ridge]

either a motorcycle or burning car.

[unreal sluice]

Multiply it by -1

[proper gyro]

committing vehicle manslaughter on the way out

[verbal imp]

Fug a motorcycle

[digital delta]

I wonder if I should collect all 999 patterns of a skin

[verbal imp]

Bro

[oak crater]

💀

[mint ridge]

motorcycles are fun.

[verbal imp]

I don't wanna ride one

But

I do admit they are cool

[unreal sluice]

I thought the patterns were randomised and you had a different one each time you picked that gun

[verbal imp]

My favorite is the Hayabusa

[proper gyro]

hayabusa tho

[digital delta]

There’s 999 patterns for each gun skin

[verbal imp]

🤝

[proper gyro]

@digital delta 1000*

[verbal imp]

I need a bike one

[digital delta]

You can see the numbers correlated

[mint ridge]

they scary and dangerous asl, but you feel wind coming at your face at 320 km/h, hear only the air moving around your helmet.

[proper gyro]

it's 000-999 actually

[verbal imp]

With chrome wheels

[digital delta]

Yep

[rich crow]

Better drive a car I'm not gonna risk life

[verbal imp]

I can imagine that

[proper gyro]

@digital delta so you only getting 1-999?

[mint ridge]

I mean you risking your life, but nothing gives more adrenaline than that.

[verbal imp]

But I'm not trying to be taken our by a truck

[digital delta]

All 999

[proper gyro]

but it's 1000...

[mint ridge]

it's 1000.

[rich crow]

Should I get butterfly dragon glass

[verbal imp]

I wanna at least be whole when I'm in the box

[digital delta]

Alright

[mint ridge]

lmfao.

[digital delta]

All 999+1

[mint ridge]

why a box when you can just be part of the road or air?

or your dust thrown into space (elon musk will make it happen)?

aliens on their way to find me and reincarnate me frfr.

[unreal sluice]

@digital delta won’t that be a few million gold?

[digital delta]

No problem

[verbal imp]

Now this

I would like this

[unreal sluice]

Tf u mean no problem? Even 50k gold is a big problem lol

[verbal imp]

Let my particals feel like uzi when he's on perc30

[digital delta]

I’ll have 25 mill in 4 years

[mint ridge]

fax.

[rich crow]

if i buy a gun with stickers on it, can i sell the stickers

[unreal sluice]

How?

No one even needs 25 million gold

[mint ridge]

no.

[digital delta]

Case investing

[rich crow]

damn. woulda been good profit. alr thanks.

[unreal sluice]

Depends if so2 is still around in 4 years

[proper gyro]

if anyone still wanna buy cases after 6000% inflation

[rich crow]

im talkin bout gold not irl, this game not lastin 4 more yrs

[proper gyro]

[proper gyro]

well he wasn't talking to you

[digital delta]

Unless you and I are in war then I don’t see how stand-off 2 would lose userbase

[unreal sluice]

She*

[rich crow]

ah okay thanks for the clarification

[proper gyro]

my 4am brain is too lazy to assume everyones gender

so i default to he pronouns

[rich crow]

Its a trans girl

[unreal sluice]

4am? Damn go sleep

[rich crow]

So its a he

Its a male

[proper gyro]

i still call sofia a he

[rich crow]

No trans bs

[rich crow]

It’s just me

No lgbt here

[unreal sluice]

Wait Sofia is not a he?

[rich crow]

I call everyone guy, man, dude, men

No

I’m not a male but I just could not care more about pronouns

[unreal sluice]

Damn

[rich crow]

I let people call me anything they want

[unreal sluice]

Oh lol

[proper gyro]

literally sofia by the name

[rich crow]

Sofia is a girl name

[pearl drift]

please give someone good gold if

[rich crow]

Bruh don’t tell me this whole time you thought I was a man

[proper gyro]

i just default due to like muscle memory

[unreal sluice]

I just thought there was a guy called Sofia

[elfin merlin]

Why Stiletto knife prices so High? Those aren't even that good

[unreal sluice]

I did

[rich crow]

LOLO

BRUH

[flint dust]

Can I get promocode

[rich crow]

I4M4DUM8A55

[pearl drift]

Huh

[proper gyro]

Sofia so bro that(imma use the right right pronoun for the joke) she was assumed to be a guy named sofia

[pearl drift]

Bruh

[proper gyro]

fr

[verbal imp]

I am

[rich crow]

I’m just built diff

[sour star]

eyo i just had a ping

[rich crow]

I could pass as a dude

[verbal imp]

I could be pass as a dude

[proper gyro]

with that mannerisms. yes.

[rich crow]

You would think

[flint dust]

Not working bro

[verbal imp]

:))

[rich crow]

Read it closely

[flint dust]

Promocode

[sour star]

@rich crow its HEH? WAS? not with an v

[unreal sluice]

You actually tried it?

[rich crow]

i read ur messages with ohnes voice bro

[verbal imp]

Ikrrrrrr

[rich crow]

W

[rich crow]

Hueeeeh?

Vvaaaaas?

[verbal imp]

Everyone thinks I'm a female

[rich crow]

cant take it out of my head now

[proper gyro]

...you did not just try to correct a deliberate name.

[sour star]

its W

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp headass no

[unreal sluice]

Atleast I didn’t think that

[proper gyro]

who thinks that

white knights?

[verbal imp]

Bruh I'm bullshittin

[rich crow]

Me

[proper gyro]

white castle employees

[rich crow]

@primal rain would pass as a female

[flint dust]

I'm dum

[rich crow]

Bro acts like a girl all the time

[verbal imp]

Whatever I say don't take me srs

[rich crow]

Bro literally meows in vc

[sour star]

😂

[unreal sluice]

Damn u was making me feel good about myself for finally being smart

[proper gyro]

certified femboy innit

[verbal imp]

[verbal imp]

Nah ur smart

[pearl drift]

[unreal sluice]

Nah lol

[proper gyro]

i still have that femboy zani moment

actually idk

[verbal imp]

What moment

[proper gyro]

it's lost on my harddrive

[verbal imp]

L mans

[clear path]

Is a new promo code?

[proper gyro]

it's not gone

just lost

there's a difference

[verbal imp]

Still an L

[proper gyro]

i don't wanna show it

[rich crow]

I have proof of Kaffn being a Femboy

[verbal imp]

Show me

[lilac oracle]

i bet ur silver

[rich crow]

Just hold on 1 sec

[proper gyro]

it's only a blackmail material

[lilac oracle]

[verbal imp]

To beg for gold

God ur evil

[proper gyro]

no I've got somebody for that

[verbal imp]

I like u fr

[proper gyro]

papa treats me well

[lilac oracle]

[verbal imp]

Who

[rich crow]

Kaffn

[lilac oracle]

[proper gyro]

not kaffin

[rich crow]

Hi @lilac oracle

I go to Kaffn if I ever need money because he’s rich

[lilac oracle]

hello

[rich crow]

He funds my csgo skin addiction

[lilac oracle]

how are you doing

[fringe current]

someone wanna play allies or comp?

[rich crow]

Just went out a little doing good tho wbu

[lilac oracle]

im doing okay

[proper gyro]

delta lore fr

[lilac oracle]

👍

[proper gyro]

who his papa

[lilac oracle]

[unreal sluice]

[lilac oracle]

[proper gyro]

any old member will get it

imma sleep now

I've still got to code today

[lilac oracle]

good night

[proper gyro]

[unreal sluice]

Good night

[rich crow]

He goes

Time to break in to his house

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[lilac oracle]

whats the plan

[lilac oracle]

its XD not Xd or xd

[rich crow]

We’ll ECM rush it

We probably need a full party

Make sure to run your stealth builds

[lilac oracle]

indeed

[rich crow]

I can secure the upper floor

Just ice the guards and we can use our ECMs in order

[lilac oracle]

my no sound trainers are max level

[rich crow]

No need to bring body bags or other assets

[timid cloud]

When new season?

[unreal sluice]

dx

[rich crow]

In 3 weeks

[lilac oracle]

🤨

[rich crow]

The season is out in 3 weeks

[timid cloud]

Thanks

[rich crow]

I think 20 days to be exact

[lilac oracle]

lmfakoOoO

bros cruel

[timid cloud]

?

[rich crow]

Master manipulator

[unreal sluice]

Yesterday

[rich crow]

I’m f-king with u bro it came out like 3 days ago

[timid cloud]

WHAT

[rich crow]

The update is out

[lilac oracle]

ayanokoji irl

[timid cloud]

[lilac oracle]

3 days ago i swer

[rich crow]

This poor guy

[lilac oracle]

or 2

[rich crow]

Imagine if no one told him LOL

[verbal imp]

I need me some blitz 03's

[unreal sluice]

Bro took all the advice from those “how to be koji” shorts and reels

[lilac oracle]

jehrbbe

[lilac oracle]

ikr

[verbal imp]

For my supra

Okay

[timid cloud]

i done uptade

[verbal imp]

Okay

[timid cloud]

1v1 me someone

[echo blade]

koji is a sigma 😎 🤓

[verbal imp]

No

[round marsh]

I just lost 400G is anyone else losing Gold ?.?

[timid cloud]

[lilac oracle]

no bro am true gigachad

[unreal sluice]

You replied in my post on Reddit

[timid cloud]

not my problem

[radiant shadow]

Bro

[lilac oracle]

bro

[radiant shadow]

Sandoff is update?

[echo blade]

ye i notied after

[lilac oracle]

bro

23.0

s5

[echo blade]

i was like o shi ik this name

[radiant shadow]

Noooo

[unreal sluice]

Xd

[verbal imp]

I probably lost 4k cuz this markt is aids but I ain't stressin

[unreal sluice]

Imma go watch SAO now Cya guys

[lilac oracle]

L

[radiant shadow]

My phone can't fit to play standoff

[lilac oracle]

cya

[echo blade]

WWWW

[rich crow]

I lost like 3k

Actually more

But at least my cs inv is still stable

[round marsh]

I dad close to 1k I only have 500

[verbal imp]

I think I lost more too

[lilac oracle]

sniper girl from sao s3 pfp?

[rich crow]

The inflation prices hasn’t dropped yet

[paper pine]

Hi

[echo blade]

s2

but yea

[lilac oracle]

raaaaahhh

i forgot

[rich crow]

Graaaah your mother hung herself

[verbal imp]

Probably like 6 or 7k I've lost

Www

[lilac oracle]

like mother like son

[rich crow]

Hey king do you know who Candice is?

Your mother hung herself

[lilac oracle]

what was this meant to be

[rich crow]

[lilac oracle]

🤨

[echo blade]

imagine stiletto tie die blue gem

lol

[lilac oracle]

or blackpearl

[rich crow]

Asuka saying “hey venom do you know who Candice is” and venom replies with “graaaaah your mother hung herself”

Blue gem I sleep

[echo blade]

green blue or pink

[lilac oracle]

???

[echo blade]

theres no black

[round marsh]

That hurt my heart

[lilac oracle]

yh but purple same ting as black

[echo blade]

true ig

[rich crow]

@grave aurora fix ur game why in France server are russian

💀💀💀💀

[lilac oracle]

you is braindead

[rich crow]

no im not

they legit

got a sv

their sv

called

[lilac oracle]

you is very braindead

[rich crow]

Russia

[lilac oracle]

russian is in every server

[rich crow]

why would they play on Fr server

[weak marsh]

@old quiver how old are you

[radiant ore]

Lmaoo

[lilac oracle]

braindead

[rich crow]

russian are a s s

[radiant ore]

He’s right tho

[lilac oracle]

russian play on every server

you dumb or no

[round marsh]

Like you

[radiant ore]

I be playing on NA and Russians be playing there too

[verbal imp]

But they shouldnt

[radiant ore]

[rich crow]

Russians play on any server because they’re too dumb to understand that they have 200 ping on NA servers

[verbal imp]

Cuz they literally have their own server

[rich crow]

[lilac oracle]

axlebolt cant fix that

[rich crow]

exactly

[ornate cipher]

why do russians go on EU servers and not RU server?

[verbal imp]

They did

Actually

[lilac oracle]

cuz braindead

[rich crow]

russian= dumb

[lilac oracle]

bro

bro

bro

the racism go crazy

[ornate cipher]

😳