#💬│english-chat
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G
This is a chicken🦃
G
not chiken
3 G!?????
G
🐔 this
4 G!?????
chiken
reworked map looks so JDJXIDHCJDN
is it real that Season 5 comes tomorrow?
Idk
.
Anyways why are russians so bad? Can we please talk about their disability to play so2
Hi R
or you can stop being a racist
.
Sex
Province map looks sick🔥🗣️
I'm not gonna say it
hey guys do you know how to log out of your standoff account ingame?
Go to Setting
Then privacy
I think
ahh found it thanks
Howww
Who can to play a 2vs2
All of us
Not me
Or do you mean who wants to play 2v2?
im noob sorry
Same
Nah, your not
Me bronze
Me too
Me don't have any
def not Gold player
Me nooba
Me nooba too
i miss a lot of shot so ....
Me too
Average SO2 player
im kinda *rip aim
Recoil control is key
Nah
Aim at head to win
If you cant aim then recoil dont matter
1.00
500
10.000
I suggest quitting if you cant aim
Oh yeah
1.00
3.2

1.00
1.00
0.50
3.74
🗿
Acceleration is about 0.1
100
100
100
4.04
2.22
0.00
damn
Dynamic or static crosshair
Always miss damnnnn
Who trying to 1 v 1
4.81
3.24
0.00
ty for the tip
Who trying to 1 v 1 awm
Bro y'alls sensitivity is higher than me🗿
@hidden urchin ok
alright i guess sensitivity is a personal preference
but what is the best ... you know what i mean
Mine is 2.6
I still dont know how people can play with
4
4
1
Who trying to 1 v 1 im live streaming
1v1 me in bloons td battles
The OG one, not the 2nd
Ok
they got fast hand
Bloons TD battles supports terrorism
Nah thats for people with low sens
Who trying to 1 v 1
yea
@grim pewter me
@royal blaze go in dms
doing war crimes on bloons
Bloond td 6 has the least war crimes compared to the other bloons td 6
Bloons td original gave me ptsd
The bloons scream as they pop
can you check your DMs pls
I have BTD6 on steam
?
Someone allies?
?
get more people aware of his channel
73560568
Add me and go allies
American burgers
so like is the new maps and stuff in affect right now?
💀
Or a cat gun
ah okay
Chowder go funny moments on new map (when it come out)
ye man
When will they add a woman as a character?

guys is the shop so2 real?
who want a clan
me
text me dm
top g 💪😎
not rn later im bus y
When will they add female characters
Why
I wanna kill sum women
chowds can u dm me

Wife beater fr
woman aren't fit for battle
U want dem t*tty shots don't ya
Then why do women want equality
They annoy me even if they arent doing anything
Dont be sexist its 2023 dude
What even is sexist?
sexist 💀
they want it only when it benefits them, they don't want true equality
I swear there are new 20 ist words by 2023
it's just a fact 😭
Then that is not equality that is being greedy
1 v 1 me
Can some mod dm me?? I need help
Anyways I am 3 of the ist
Well they can it's not like we have to fight meele anymore
@ the comms officer
1 v 1 me awm@tame gate
wait later
Then dm the Mods
Hello
but do they have the mental capacity 🤔
I am again asking for help on my ban
1 v 1 me
bancode?
1002
Women's do have less in that but they also tend to have more iq than average men
denied
Who trying to 1 v 1 awm
I'm live streaming
about what
when is the next update?
i found a so2 shop website but its sus i dont think its from the so2 creators
mid april
thanks!
store.standoff2.com is only official website
0
ok ty its the real then
for purchase*
but it's for Russian ppl
ur credit card may work there
(mines didn't)
@lost jay
@reef silo check ib
War strategy
mentally i don't think most women can handle it, especially if it's life and death situation they'll break
Can be a game changing factor
I have not experienced stuff like this but I believe in brains>brawns
nice banner
thx man yours one is sick too
Yea
I never meant for them to be in armed forces ofc
They can be in the support group
Old standoff?
Standoff multilayer
Standoff 1?
Yes
Literally search standoff multiplayer
dude is crying over standoff 1💀
Who trying to 1 v 1 me awm
i made it on dall e
it was a old photo that too small for banner
lol
Banger
but if i win u are gonna give me gold ok
@fair storm im broke
so
I'm live streaming no
Nah
@primal rain one yesterday one today
Who trying to 1 v 1
Why are you allowing femboys in a kids game server
bc i wanted to
another question
Kadfn a Femboy????
If you scared say that
🐔 reveal please Kaffn
1 v 1
😭😭😭
if he is not throwing his views on the left and right, why would u care?
caps moment
no one cares dude XDD
N...
@fair storm L?
Omg
Carl
G

Yes 
oh ffs am i actually the only one that is not grinding to get legend on 2v2
Me too (
u guys are a mess
its easy u just need to play but im so tired of this game
Yo
Bro I'm elite with 90% win rate
But full with cheaters
dude I know a og player 10 win legend
its not hard at all
Where is kam
yeah need to get good MMR on last season
At toilet ig
but it's so cool
@fast solstice kp seksi
tf is this electro v2 lmao
reaL?
@crude wren which clan you play for?
I don't play so2
electro is one of the best ipad player
🥺
imo
u talk about polish one?
how much electro is there
I play with electro a lot no cap
69 🐐👌🏼🥰

idk dude this guy above pinged someone called electro
yup its a polish one
@rich crow what's your rank rn
Acc ban 💀
XDDDDD
Elite
Bcs I am too good
whats the secret
Ukrainian kid’s report me
Apollo v2 🐐
nah thats cap tell me
(aimlock in ur basement)
I have 5000 hours on my secret account shhh

Nah
I play with him scrim he rage quit lol
Lie
If Ukrainian kids are connected to russians
Wallah
what's ur clan
So it means the Ukrainian kid sucks
probably downloaded standoff yesterday
You werent good the kid just sucks
Nah
great to know dude
nah
Yooo
Not in clan currently
Denial huh
what was?
Dont worry your eyes will open one day
KAG
and u are..?
A new player
@crude wren where is Sayang French boiii
I am racist towards russians in this game
Your god help him
I know right
he left excl right
cuz i haven’t seen him for a while
I haven’t texted him since months
well then we will never know
Anyone trade so2 accounts
sure give me yours
I have
gra ktoś coś PL?

XDDD
its not a polish chat
@fair storm add friend ?
Dm me
XD
wdym
Play later
żyje w polsce na chuj mi angielski
@rich crow if you wana trade dm me
I can’t trade but you can give me gold for it
im not playing this game that much
Oh 😭
Why?
Idk
why would i?
this game died in my eyes few months ago
Sometimes you need to relax and play games
I blame the russians
Professional players don’t play too much
i blame being more mature
😦
u played since 2018 or 2019
Man I probably have 200+hours of play time and my headshot rate is probably still 7%
Alot
skill issue
260 hour %56
Anyone wo wants to sell account to me dm me
On god
Not that much
Lol
frr
Bruh???
i mean stats doesnt matter
It needs to be 99.9%
@fair storm imagine playing for 5000 hours and getting banned for 4.08 kid 💀
Nah 41.6% headshot rate
go to #📸│photos
i made myself 13.37kd
and its so easy to make like 100kd or even 1000kd
1v1 me
so it doesnt really matter
Ye
1v1 me
I love allah
update is out
No time
boys
(reaL)
fr
😭
Yes
REAL
Yooo
For Real!!!
uselles informstion
New update came
You being serious?
sorry
Yeaaaaaa
not gonna do anything about it
Lol
wait
New update
Fuuuu
I got update
Wdym new update
New season
2gb :+
Update
How
ios users: 🗿
I'll send ss in images
I am iOS ❤️
S*ck
When is the new update coming tho
Is the new update on app gallery?
Yoyo
🗝️
Hru guys
dude i cant XDDD

Damn, this update came much quicker then the other ones
Okkk
u are freaking out like it was something insane, but its literally just a update
Is it out for ios too?
gloves in bp
agree
@fair storm are u crying:)
Update
Holy poo it's really here
The update
Me too 💀
Update out
fr
why would i?
Cuz you're ios ))
Yup
byt now
they adeed patern
Buy fable skins
its whatever
Its out?
factory new
No way
so i will wait few days and?
NO WAY
@sick cave U where right 😭
Then I'll be elite )
Its in iOS now
They added Molotov
yes
Lesgo guys
wow dude insane u want medal or something
new gloves
Is there a red stiletto?
Big minus
Like cs
U know 
I bet so2 servers will crash
Nah
yup
fr
For the update craze
it will I'm sure
they always do
in game rn
None excepted early
red stilleto
Nvm
Im never going to have a knife
My ISP is 💀
i didn't get updste
they added patern
Hi

dual elite, molotov, new map
Ios update comes late
yeah ik
check again
ios moment
its in ios
Yes
but there are skin patterns
Is somebody with Huawei here?
I'll buy BP 👽
nah
GIMME MY 10K NOW bro just lost 10k
I've friend
LMAO
She can't came in game
When Grenade Launcher as a weapon?
What ill get if im allies gold 1 and competitive gold 1 after season, or i get nothing lol
Do you have the update?
When Fake grenade?
Meet the Demoman
Yes
When if you shoot the Smoke it will create a hole?
Oh 😦
When if you bomb the Smoke it will dissapear?
Why my friend has the update
No
I don't
Too complex to recreate
I'm rich I can for him
who losy
losy
lost
Idk
Does he have app gallery?
Why no ios update
Update OUT!!
Dual Elite, Molotov, randomized skin, new knife(?), new maps
Yes
Its out!!
💀
Is there reward after season for gold 1 idk i didnt really finish it
for android users
Update out on android
its out
Right now
Ro
How much is the BP
Lakeside is tdm and Arms race map
depends where u are from
if anyone have updated
im from poland and im still waiting
And now arcade it s just dm ffa
@fair storm for me too I am iOS
its out wtf
India
U got update?
It's probably because I'm form Romania or something
Na it happened already before
iOS users rn 
Yes
Is ios out?
i haven't played in months got boring but the update brought me back 🗿
Lol
I'll go legends now 👽(I'm stuck in silver)
Ios late update bro
Respect standoff 2
No
fr
hi nighter
Ios isnt out yet

Damn skins are so cool
Everyone
1 v 1 me
Everyone is update update the game
I have with -2b sticker
Fr
Same
Yo
Who trying to 1 v 1 awm im live streaming
I will later :)
@gloomy citrus 1 v 1
My update isnt out yet
U ios ?
Sad fr
Yes
@gloomy citrus no
The update is out on android?
Yeah
Yea
Yea
Shiii bro say less
Fr
no way
Yhym
wait
WHAT
When is ios
REALLY?
imo not worth overpay
40% till now :((
I can't join :+++
@wet jungle patterns not floats
I know
WAIT
i can't see my self overpaying fir a pattern when base skins crap
Yu you’re joking right
you can get PHASE 4 DAMASCUS
Yooo update out!!!!
Huh? Tht update is out?
There’s no pattern phase
Yes

On android
I’m gonna go nuts with my credit card
lol
@rich crow nah just joking only patterns
Ohhh danm
lez goooo
Show bp
@deft ermine hydra gloves
and alright collection
See in #📸│photos
Dude hydra gloves
iOS too
Someone have posted
Hydra gloves are good if you’re on budget
No
BRO
When the new update of standoff 1 will come?
Ong
Not for me
Infinite load lol
I blame the russians for invading Ukraine
Alr
Can't enter the game
I wish russia loses
@rich crow hehe cyan stiletto
At least it’s cyan
It happens to me also it will fix
So it somewhat fits my gloves
Lol
How much is it in market rn?
@rich crow i already found first gold tip damascus
itlog
Screenshot
Who want to play with me standoff
Send in dms
What are the colors for the stilettos?
Update came?
im only that my game not open ?
When the update is coming ?
Yo
It’s like damascus, some cyan and pink thing
Cuz update came
Hello nightly
There’s a red one
The Update came for Android Users
And the other I kinda don’t care
My game is also not opening
Show knives
Yep
There is patterns
update today ?
gold tip damascus parttern 555
The stand off 2 discord profile changed???
Yea
Yea
the game upadte
Server down?
Hi , i am a pinky
chek playstore
What the hell is the Server Banmer bruh

update out
lmfao
Bro
today
Are the servers broken? I just updated on ios and its just loading
Someone dm me the bp
Bro wtf
now bro
The gold looks so bad
Lesss gooooooo
Update came?
updates out
guys i need clan
@paper tangle the update is season 5?
Stilettos looks sexy
but i cant enter game
Is update out
Nice
??
@rich crow that's what i said earlier
rlly?
The update is out for android
bc i was in comp
Seems like it
Oh ok
I told you 🗿
i hate this game
Yoo update is hear
why overpay when they look bad
Servers gona crash xdd
And ios
lmao
iOS suck
It is
It is lol

It is?
Yeahhhhhhh
Yep
ios it is released bro
its the molotov in all maps
Lemme go update
Android is top on the top
or just in pronovice
Im literally updating it and I’m on iOS
Is the update released on ios?
its released on ios
ye
im updating
iam updating it
Yes
on ips
Yep same bro
its on ios
Every I think
Any else's game stuck on loading screen?

Omg blue glove
Yess
Probably severs are full
Oh
Bruh
U won’t come in the game servers has been crashed
Am I the only one who takes a very long time to download user data?
😭

Update the game
I have again 100% in googleplay and nothing happens
Its like the first time that iOS updated at the same time as andriod did 
Yes same
fak
MAN the hype up
Im also data usee
Turkish?
i think it is
Yea they probably need to share one Server for two versions
Cant we play without updating
am i the single one stuck in loading screen?
Can't enter the game, infinite loading
no?
oh
@outer perch no ur not. At me too
update game
🐟
just wait
Yes a miracle fr
Servers dead cuz too many people wanna get in
Uhh 70% done
We used to wait for weeks
Oh god another Server Overload
Why can i update
I remember 1 time ios came before android
I have modern iPad but im truing to come in approximately for 15 minutes and nothing changes
Cant
i mean, wait a few minutes
Does anyone already have the stiletto?
Aghh
thanks axlebolt
rip
duh??
Probably
that was very likely to happen
Uptade added?
bro i swear
no way ios update out to
why cant they warn
Yea
So, molo is dropping fps?
i cant get back to rank up gsme

i hate thid
yeah
LOL
Game not opening
Wait dov
and the smokes
Did u get disconnected mid game
So2 dropping update early. (Once in a lifetime experience)
they said more realistic
update it
yes
Haha i told severs will crash/not work
Bruh i try to go in the menu when im in allies the menu gets stuck i reload the game iam stuck in the loading menu i got. A ban and -60
Rip servers?
update game
then, i play with low graphics 💃
Nice, double damage, damage to enemy and enemy's phone
Sever down?
I was in the middle of selling 300 skins, hope I don't have to do that again
yes
They shoulda sent like a warning message that servers would be down in 30 min
Or something
Yea
LMAOO
What happened to servers
upatde is coming and server downnnn
And then disabled the option to queue for raked game modes
True
‘mm
what about the servers?
Like a 15 minute warning
@rich crow bro can you go to private mesazhe
80% donee
And then they disable attacks
Server Overload
What’s up?
Who got code 600?
go dm
jshdbebrbbrh
Sheesh
why does it take so long to loaf
Hhhh i told server will not work now for a while
hdhrgrvbrbrhr
Why i cant enter the gameeee
It won’t load
Someone who entered, what is this pattern thing? Is the same from cs?
Too many people wanna check out update
TicTac entered
Yea
I thought stiletto is the battle pass reward
600 code
No
600
Case
Damn it, I thought glove will be on the case
why cant they warn
Axle bolt
60 bullets ☠️ i know where this is going
mine shows "unstable internet"
they literally just kicked out millions
Name of new case ?
and made it update
Are servers down?
how are they going to show this in the market?
Bruh
Don’t change province
what opposite of axlebolt?
Server Overload. 
Yeah
just for us not be able to play cuz server
Oh
They added agent 47 into Standoff
just warn next time bruhh
Severs down am I right?
U made me cry (cuz your pfp)
Lmao true
When will standoff server be back again
wait
the thing got released on play store
Servers are down
Hhhh




