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Damascus
Yeahhh
Which gloves
Damascus only works in sunlight
Otherwise it’s more grey
But for me
I like my white gloves with nice knives
Like sapphire ruby emerald
stained
Black pearls
white
Stained is even more grey
Damn
idk all white
There’s none that’s all white

Even urban masked has some grey spots
Update in 20 hours from now thank me later
But if I had those white sport gloves
Like if they existed
I would go with a sapphire
Like imagine
Sapphire m9 with that
Even emeralds
But my entire budget would be gone
Sports Gloves | Whiteout
And I would have to sell some of my stuff

My expensive skin 0.80 these Gssss talking about m9 and gloves unluko
What I was thinking fr
Imagine though
Like
Whiteouts are super bad in all wears
Unless it’s like a top 10 low float
Cuz there’s always scratches
Imagine these whiteout gloves if they existed had a similar thing
That would be nuts
It would be both expensive and cheap
im just assuming if so2 had knockoff whiteout and dopplers in game he would switch
like defo

Who would switch?
Nah I’m still loyal to cs
Though I would burn like
500 on so2
If they ever add Dopplers
Pfft
they added ripoff fade
I doubt they'll ever add any
it could happen
dessert eagle winner
dragon glass is the closest thing we get to a blue gem
That’s more like a gamma Doppler
A really good p2
Like a good dark but cyan blade
Maybe like a dark tip
That’s kinda like dragon glass
Still trying to get that dragon glass fr
Ngl
even i don't use lemon milk in thumbs
Ewalk got scammed
that font is way too fat
wtf is the gold okay?
you feel?
What happened to ewalk this time
idk
He paid 28k for it to go down to 24-26l
oh lmao what skin again?
Something along those lines
what's 28k now
M9 dg
Was
he bought another dg?
He paid 100k for that
he didn't iirc
No he bought it back when he profited
he is waiting for 20k dg iirc
i asked him about it couple months ago said hel naw i ain't buyin yet
still waiting
keep on waiting
He’s gonna hope and pray
@stray violet
bro ur nitro be getting automatically being billed
Will I be happy
end of the world
m9 dragon grass
M9 | Jade Cutter
Hm
me personally
⛹️♀️
still waiting for blue gloves
I'll have a look at the market

Duck version where
Can't even buy 2 year awm or the akr
Which I don't want to do
And going with a red combo is meh
doubt he ever gets a notification tbh
Highkey
true
It's eh
And you'll have to grind a shi ton

ambatukam
compared to stickerbomb? ill gladly do it
bro maxxed out veterans are literally are like lvl 1200
from 2018 to 2022 plat and diamond
I would be lvl 836
If u knew they would change the lvl system to this
I'd stopped asking
We literally thought it will continue
Now I dont wanna respond
Brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes yes yes sdib sdibididib Dabeleu dabelwu
O said yall Not @verbal imp
I*
And if u dont wanna respond Stf
Up
This is why no one is responding to your bish ahh
Go and do your homework
Dont bother responding cuz i won't see it
hey lord can you play standoff
I could, but I don't want to
awe hell naw he called you lord
Standoff 2 Cafe is Open!!
Menu:
Americano:
It is a diluted espresso with a much more intense taste. It refers to a warm Italian drink cited as “American coffee”. It’s not so popular in Australia, but as the name suggests it is popular in USA.
2. Affogato:
Adding an extra divine flavour to the coffee, it is a shot of espresso (or two) over vanilla ice cream. It’s often found in an Italian resturant, as an after dinner dessert and pick me up.
3. Caffe Breve:
Breeve is an espresso drink with a solid caffeine base and steamed half-and-half, resulting in a creamy foam. Also sometimes called a ‘half and half’.
4. Café au lait:
This traditional French drink is relatively easy to prepare. Mix some dark roasted beans with a splash of hot milk and serve in a cup.
5. Cortado:
Prepare the coffee from equal sections of espresso and steamed milk and your cortado is ready. It doesn’t have to be frothed or creamy textured. This coffee order is very popular in Spain.
What is this 
Uh cafe
Aint no way yall role playing
headass sit down for a sec
Average day in discord
Bish no
@proper gyro i got very good ak for 6G wanna see it
6 gold?
Ye
I got 3.59 gold what chu offerin for that
Nothing
it's alr

not my type of skin
Yeah but stickers are expensive then for it got sold
hi
Hi
Hmm
I'm standoff noob
I do have a skin
Ok
lvl5

Ill take the usual

I'll take affogato
Supposed to be reading (yes at 12 am shut)but I haven't even flipped the page
And it has been 5 misn
Damn bro 

Yes they actually do
It’s cringe
You can show me
It’s like bro u need a keyboard and mouse to beat a Brazilian kid with 600 ping on a Samsung one
It's fine but I got Ak carbon with 4 chits on it
It's pretty good tho someone will defo buy it
April 1st is the best time to say to someone that you killed there family
Good morning
My first game ever and I played against a hacker 🤦🏽♀️ is that gonna happen often ??
Gold ball
Cuz I have gold ball
lol
It's beautiful
Lol
lol
lol
Depends on server
How?
When you guys think the update will release?
April 3rd week
yesterday
??
It will release in mid April or late April.
Because yesterday was April Fool's Day
Jwish
No
It is not a April fools joke
don't know
When your dad will come back, then will br added
We dont now
i know
Know*
Stop being mean to me
haha
I wasnt mean, i just made a bad joke


Suceava, Romania is your location I’m on my way

Bro about to plant the bomb at his location ☠️
Thats not my location, ițs an fake one ❤️
;))))
Good morning China
I am from romania but im not from Suceava
He's going to plant a bomb in your house
Chaffy guy thought he did something

Hello guys
Hii
Hey guys I tried playing a competitor game and it loaded all the players with like the yellow icons before the match and got stuck
I tried reloading the game but it won’t let me reconnect
It's just a server issue
Try play on different server
Change server
mfw studying on statistics and watching kaguya at the same time
don't worry
Cool no players on Australia server and Russia and Hong Kong don’t work
Does India work?
Balls
Connect to America my friend
Try Singapore
It'll be laggy for you tho
so dense yet its all kaguya's fault
USA is 400+ ping 😦
Lmao ikr
@rich crow buy m9 and show us your inventory
my knife for 6k
I don’t want m9
I want a butterfly
then buy
Idk which
Then stop telling us which knife to buy, dummy
Ima sleep on it
what kind you prefer
good choice
Or do I just buy kumo M9 because of INVEST
Anyone wanna play gartic phone or anyother game
black widow and dg are honestly good without gloves
no
Guy let's play gartic phone
yes, but slow
really slow
Maybe I just buy an orgin then
all the m9s quite overrated, so it's a guarantee high price
They slapped a png on a black knife and called it a day
only scorpion is the good scratch
Best scorpion is the winter one
scorpion itself is bad
With the ice wind design
Kurkis have cool animation idk why they are so undervalued
They are sick imo
Feeling like Rambo swinging that thing
its a pass items, a guarantee one so it's kinda overflow the stock you know
unlike the early pass collections like the Z9 or winter 2020, there were less players back then so stock were quite low
who is this kara streamer and why are we giving him bits
Hello
for scorpion i doubt it, cause not many people demand to have the knife
unlike m9, everyone loves it so the economy there is very active
i seriously wanna slap kaguya

Uh.. no
Like
You can't support the lgbt but it's totally fine if you wanted to be friends with them
i was thinking the same
but not sure about scorpions
they kinda ugly
Like Rosie, She's a transgender, I don't support any act of lgbt but I'm still her friend
yeah
I don't support them
That's basically it
Stay away from them because people afraid that you might get involved in lgbt, If you're smart enough to know that you won't support them, It's totally fine if you wanna be their friend

Anyways
Price are dropping in the marketplace rn, If you guys wanted to have some fancy skins, This is the right time to buy it
whats ur fav gun?
way too bright

dont matter
not tht much tbh
i have kitsune stattrack
or maybe akr night fury
looks niceee
It's funny seeing people flex their arcane inventory that doesn't even have a stattrack. It's really trash honestly
Any malayalee in online
What are cool skins for under 2 gold 🥲
If it's stattrack, Yes
it just feels incomplete if you wanna keep using it
maybe akr nano stattrack it goin grow
True
majority of the guys with expensive inventorys are hardstuck in ranks below pheonix for some reason
That's why people flex it
but its gonna grow
true, king
Me hardstuck in ranger

Hi
haha me too
Who wana 1v1
Everytime I'm this close to getting champion 🤏 I'm always got derank back to phoenix
Any other
It's like the game knows that I'm almost reach champion
You get like 3 wins in a row and suddenly got derank
im 1562 mmr ranger i cant get out of it
Hey
68182361 i always have 20 kills per match and still lose check my match history
insanely carried
Im Silver 1 660mmr..
how are you silver 1660 huh
Silver I 660 mmr
silver 1 with 660 mmr he meant
Fr bro
how
@hexed igloo any toughts of the karambits going higher in price with the new update?
probably, last time when Season 3 dropped m9s gone up in price like crazy
176360966 my id add mee
I really wanted to buy the geometric glove right now but I also wanted to see what they gonna bring in the new case
wanna play 101334646
How long would it take for silver 1 to go to gold atleast
geometric glove is good
but i like champion more
a day
Facts
And is there ranked rewards
k
not so much
Who want free Gold dm me
I have 30h on standoff no way
scam?
He gonna send you server link
most likely
ik
i would like to carry but i forgot i upped all my smurfs to phoenix lol
He did i tested it
im homophobic too
7AYA clan
i have like 7 accounts with rank 20 fresh
Eh, Idk. I don't wanna get involved. You might get ban
Why y'all scared from home
i always change my crosshair whenever i play bad
common lgbt L
If I have 30h on standoff, Silver 1 how much time would it take to gold
Because you disrespect them, why'd you surprised?
Astaghfurillah
1 day just get ur friend to play with u (low rank friend)
Brainwashed till they forgot manners
Kk but i have 1 guy and he rarely plays
If you're out here going to disrespect them, people will treat you the same
so glad that andrew tate is back on my fyp,im tired of this pink hair mfs
im poor tbh at standoff
Andrew Tate is W
i have scorpionn veil and p90 samurai
is andrew out of prison? i kept getting twitter notifs from him
frfrfrfrfr
W
ohh okay
Yeah he was released yesterday
yeah but he looks like a caveman
Dai seus merda
they found 0 evidence of him being guilty in like 4 mounths of searching
hes held under house arrest in romania
Vamos jogar pobraiada
of course bro, Romania has a corrupt government
There's no evidence to begin with. Government just mad at him, That's all
ye but if ur involved then it aint for u
im Romanian you dont wanna know the politics here
Anybody wanna play 5v5 ranked im silver 1
Andrew tate just basically get temporarily ban in real life, That's it
I have a few friends there, they all say something about the politics
there are protests everyday cause of corrupted politicians
Keep making people mad and they gonna pray a bad things for you
anyone wanna play allies and help me to gold 1
That won't be good
that's sad
i know
Wanna play 5v5 ranked Silver 1
sure
5v5 Okay?
101334646
ye ok
Allah didn't teach you to be disrespectful either
Dm me
You didn't protect yourself in the first place, You started the fight and you said you protect yourself
That's not logic at all
That word alone can start a fight
lmao what
What you do out here saying you're a homophobic? I dare you to go out on the streets and scream that you're homophobic
If you didn't start a fight, They won't say bad things about our prophet
That's how it works
95% of my country is homophobic
thats how eastern europe works
Do I really need to teach you this? Bruh
based citizens
Damn i wanna live there
W
merry late troll day
I'm sorry to say this but we can never be friend, Imran
I'd rather spend my time with delta, A Chinese muslim
wait
funniest thing is that our contry has a homophobic president too
He got better logic than half of y'all out here
who is delta?
Chinese Philippines
plays casual
enemy asks to kick team sniper because “bot”
that sniper is innocent
his only proof is “f2p loser”
Og in this server
i love team fortress 2
is it that guy that was playing asseto corsa yesterday?
He's raised with a Chinese family
its common is Sea
Yes
like what happened in 1924?
same
my teacher made us remember a whole history of what happened to this kingdom why does it happen when does it happen and why putting salt into water makes it salty
school binds you to learn something you dont care about and just waste your time since you will forget that in a week
Hey guys I'm new
Thanks
Don't judge me I'm a bot in standoff 2 my highest rank was silver 2 allies and downgraded back to bronze
its like, im fine remembering which kingdoms are which, what their known for and so on, but not When does this king puts his 500 tunas on sale in an island approximately 50km away from Hawaii with a discount of 20% off
exactly
.
How to tell if someone is hacking?
like what does that benefit me in anyway
when they're not playing normal
above 90 is suspicious
not really
game mechanics are made for mobile it looks really strange on pc
in term of this game, multitasking made easier by the devs so it's quite similar if you do use your fingers correctly
Russians everywhere in standoff
If i sell all my inventory to invest it in karambits and scorpion colection skins maybe will it make me any profit?
Hello
karambit most probably worth it if you buy the furious collection
other than that not so sure
Where are yall from?
selling all my inv will lead me to like 8000 gold including the comission
Mine would be like 40k
8000*0.2
X-8000
mine would be 20k
Anybody tryna run some comp ?
Damn u guys are rich
I got 5 knives and 2 gloves and hella expensive skins
Only my p350 costs 2k
And charm on my m4 is 1.5k
Gm
mine cost 1k
Is playing on high graphics better or?
what's your server
p350 rad moment
No sorry i lied i got 6 knives
y
if you prefer performance playing on low is good
I'm nae but I play Russian servers cuz it's way easier to find games nd I'm on 100 - 200 ping but don't lag somehow
i have 120 constant fps on high settings the device matters
im playing on a s22 ultra
I got m9 frozen kara claw kunai bone butterfly dragon glass kukri constelations and jkomando floral
Gloves are autumn and retro wave
bro just flexing on me at this point 😧
i have 300 there lol
What servers u on ?
Asia
Eastern europe
Is it easy to find a game on those servers ?
Singapore and Hongkong quite active
bruh
Asia south and china
Which servers have the strongest players?
tekken 7 scuffed
Russia?
Russia
hello everyone
who wanna 1v1 for 10G
hi
And if I lose I have to give u 10g?
yes
No thank you
sure
+tax
Hm
naw illl lose more
yeah sure
How do u give jus give gold
gimme ur id
I have no idea
20876945
@supple pilot i put a gun on sale and you buy it
But if some1 else buys the gun
Ahh I see
then we be in profit lol
Lol
That or if ur tryna do it on a cheap item you'll have to scroll for a while
They are releasing a new knife tho I believe
A switch blade
Or stiletto, not too dure
sure
They look similar
fr and i aint selling a skin worth 10g to win 10g from a 1v1
stik
fun fact: these Chinese guy no scope
Who's tryna carry me outta bronze rq
gm
not me
🤕
Damn did u check his headshot percentage
66.7%
That's a lot
denied
comp is imposible rn
thers a hacker everygame
especially in higher ranks
when is the update?
noooooooo-
do we look like we know?
hahahahaha
mid April
Which box has better gun skin
pretty sure trailer didn't give any dates

yes? we are pink which is means we are admin
Man I'm elated by the trailer
doesn't matter
but scorpion will be removed
and scorpion prices will go up
What really
so open scorpion but all boxes have same luck
And as per u un which mide i will be able to achieve more k/d ratio
you have garbage net code
absolutely sh ite
if ur good enough
🦛
tdm is best

Yeah I also thought about that too
i hope they added custom agent in the future
Easier to farm KDR points. 
Nice
a what butter
black widow
bloodwidow
fr
sure

Thx
I don't even have 1 gold
i realy nead it
willing
what's problem
Hello
you
😔
can i borrow 80g
ID 120602472
i will give jt back as fastas posible
me?
Yes
if update releases at 8th of april ill sell my knives for 0.03g 
@turbid pine i friended you
Ok
butterfly gragon dlass and scorpio starfall
make sure to tell me when and which
To me ofc
Forced to me
alr
Hello
you cant
I just got kicked for not defusing the bomb because I didn’t have a kit
Where can I report a guy
But no one was buying me a gun so I had I didn’t have enough lol
Peace be upon all of you
And Allah's mercy and blessings
Hello everyone
I wanted to know whether any of you are interested in joining our clan
Me
Whats the promocodes
can i borrow 80G from someone
try FR33-GOLD-R34L
not workinf
hi
who wanna 1v1 me for 10g
What if i lost
real
i just 1v1ed one guy for 80 and now he is offline
If i win i get gold?
@rich crow you gime 10g

yeah
If i lost
please updated,
denied

only for sofia

who wanna 1v1 for 10G
@rich crow
I said what if i lose
Ok leave it
do you want to?
That's nothing, i use 10k worth of graffitis in every match
(real)
This games dumb
☠️
Game doesn’t even let me put up sprays
Where the USA clans at fr
3 of my team mates quit in competitive the other one goes 0-10 and I’m forced to sit there the whole game and go negative because I don’t want a comp ban
Why should the game count
So dumb
do they exist ? 💀
Spam rejoin
Skill issue
Idk man
What’s that do
If not I’m finna make one I’m sick of trying to commmunicate with Russians and Chinese people
avarage gold match
Play in Singapore server, not many Russians there
250 ping in singapore
Ping or players that know what they doin?
mb you are right
are trade ups profitable?
Cuando sale la siguiente actualización?
who wanna 1v1 me for 10G
Hi guys when 0.23 version in standoff 2?
ok
Yes

Is the update on?🙂
Not yet
Should be out in three weeks or smth like that
April fools probably
Oh yea🤣🤣🤣

Vas
Got me bricked up
got me miiixed up bro
hello
Hi
Hi
I think to move ur hand like u can hold weapon in left hand it will be good ubdate

Guys who knows when new season starts
No1 knows
Ok
Stop asking this question
Guns
The topic is
M4
The M16 Assault Rifle is the standard-issue shoulder weapon in the U.S. military. Designed to fire small, high-velocity rounds (5.56 mm caliber vs. 7.62 mm), the weapon is relatively small and light, thereby significantly decreasing the overall load warfighters needed to carry.
The M16 is based on a design (the Colt AR-15) that had already been rejected by the Chief of Staff of the Army in favor of the heavier 7.62 mm M14. Colt brought the weapon to DARPA in 1962.
Through Project AGILE, DARPA purchased 1,000 AR-15s and issued them to combat troops in Southeast Asia for field trials, to prove that the high-velocity 5.56 mm round had satisfactory performance. The subsequent DARPA report documenting the lethality of the AR-15 was instrumental in motivating the Secretary of Defense to reconsider the Army’s decision and this led to a the first large-scale procurement in 1966 of a modified AR-15—the M16—for deployment in the Vietnam conflict.
☠️
💀


Guitar riff
Guitarist rizz
Nice ruining
Nice dining
ay who's down to give me 50 gold???
I am
ill give it to you on april 31
💀
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funniest chicken in alabama
don't say Ohio no mo
That's what I thought
makes you like like a discord e kitten
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