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Hi everyone
but I think if it wasn't, they would have released this pass sooner

Id
The 5 year update came out on the 26th of April last year.
sup guys
I have karambit acc won't?
Won't?
And all the skins will be deleted
so they will only launch the 6y later this month.
Xd
They might release the update today, and then release the anniversary update later.
they don't have to follow that exact april 17th
Ok
Or they just aprail fooled us

Wont guys standoff acc I trade
English?
fr
The new map looks sick
english bro
Mid double door
its new province
its not new
same map new decorations
Tbh province was the best already out of all the maps
But one thing is for sure, this update comes out this April, so just wait.
@jolly belfry its reworked
prov is not so bug
big
Its like new big changes
sakura sucks
It would be cool maps at times like day, night, afternoon, if they do this with this province, the map with a deader environment, like in the trailer, it will be cool
But still
breeze sakura are pretty big
Province still the best
i am a eu player so i play on Top teams
Cman meen
i always play on sakura and z9
this the 5th got reworked
True
It's still the best in my heart
prov > sandstone
Yeah prov is the best
I fell bad
Will the horse come back?
Bro chill
nice brand new account
sandstone matches are more interesting
on ur bo00ty
why not
fr
2$

Which time is Update
not today
we dont know
Are another know?
but this month
Third week of april or smth close to that
haha
this month i got the best vacation
Whatever you are selling I’m not buying yo

i just go 3 days to school
1v1
LOL
wait are u a girl?
They should add new rifles instead of heavy weapons
just askin
fr
nice
now spas is the best shotgun in this game
he got muted
yep...
Russia have update?
I've got that mod power within my hands reach
Hellooooooo 👋👋👋👋👋
no
ay sup
my name is skyler white yo
Russia have update?
I like a $1200 shotgun
no
More 1vs1
Yo I need 4 pepoel for my compe match just tap ✅️if u play
My husband is Walter white yo
W u guys from let's name ur countries
Cheap and usable
why is ur name "ur mom"
didn't ask u
still no
uh huh
France
who
Netherland
I need 4 pepoel for compe match
average standoff player:
no
fr
🙂

God,shut up cuz didn't ask and I don't care
still no
You're so persistent
ok
🛌
Are you one of those trans people
LOL
ig yes
who says that
😂 😂
😂
wtf
Hello
hi

hii

When will the new season come out
@digital delta yes,cuz I'm in mirror with ur your future girlfriend
sometime in april

ay dont be rude
sooner rather than later
he just asked
omg

Sad
very
Bro wthhh
agree
go play with ur silvers
who wanna go 1v1
Not very friendly
🛌
@jolly belfry wanna 1v1?
im bored
169932605
OOOO
go game
inv meeee
@agile swallow as spec?
alr
its ab to go down
@agile swallow go
Remember to tell me the result
Remember to tell me the result, dude
but if u both suck ill be sad
yep

i can
How did i played?
Anybody tryna run 2s wimme?
Dm me
i don't know
哦豁
lol
face me
Bro I got scared when I saw ur rank
mhm
im offering 1v1 now silly goose
u thought i was pheonix?
Yee
u play like a pheonix ajajaj
go and dont cry
waaaaa
😭
im not even th bruh
haha
🤣
Guys how long till update
there is no season 5, it's all a made up april fools
ong
Its 18.05 for me
16:05 me
Giving away elite account for gold
@agile swallow imagine camping
So seanson 5 isnt real its a joke ?
i wasnt .-.
u wasnt?
Does anyone here like ducks
u dont clear simple angles
u were on my base

sounds like excuses to meeeee
again
this aint no cod
Ye
lmao
cats better
You are a frog
😨
So guys some peaple say season 5 is an april joke and some say its not so whats the truth
Hi
Both
Ok
Yeah
Juicy lineups.
Same
@rocky lark yeah im really hyped too
kebab gangg
any1 wanna play w me alies
ni bu hao
Nihao
They revampin province for the second time
Just wishin they add the older environment
Hi

Hi
Sup
Very fine
Join my vc for wekman
Anyone down for comp ?
yes
@rugged trail somebody tell me bout games please. Like collection games. like skin collecting and flexing and Online multiplayer with to play with others and flex skin or whatever
open the collection 😁
ye
what collection?
the best beginner skin is dual daggers harmony 😁
Is there a date for 23.0?
dude am talking about other games
Türk var mk
Im trading karambit univers
Tonight
I'd?
can i get?
Got it, are we having Molotov's?
dm me
Yes
GO to Yt And Search so2 teaser you'll see everything there date or eveything
A season usually comes out 2-3 weeks after the trailer
Teaser didn't show any date whatsoever
Did you guys watch the official trailer in the axle bolt channel?
Not the video, not the description, no the comments
Yeah
This one
Ooof can't send links here
Tbh the season 5 trailer felt different vibe then other trailer to me
more production budget
Go to channels and roles
Hmm
Ok
Sup y'all
Sup
Woah you gold 2 now
Yes
suuii
fr
nice
So when new update come pass will be new right i mean from zero tier
finally finished cooking
Anyone woe when is the new season?
now i can sleep
Sleep? What's your time rn?
when is the new season?????
this april
Tf is ultitarian
Tonight
you just had to message
today
todays april fools
update just came out ong 
hope your pillow is warm on both sides 
Yes i already updated
HE, Flash, Smoke
Now add molotov too
utility
Will Molotov be canceled by smoke?
Hopefully
Maybe or maybe not
Hello
We need to have a way to counter
I’m a New Member
It should tho
Even if it does, tt will still be at disadvantage if they smoke off the entry
do you sell any cheap legit gold?
Yes
Dm
I'll need you to follow some basic steps
Sign on a certain document, give your property documents, bank account details, and more I'll dm
my account details?
Breh
11.23 Gold for everything you own
😳
Deal?@rich crow
Has to be it
If not then it should exist like 8 to 10 seconds only
Where is the new upt?
not yet out
when so2 will have birthday then it will update
:0
i had an big bug in so2
and when is your birthday?
Who have 2000 gold or 2000<
Unfair team
no no no
Me
i lost 1 atch and had ranger before i playing and lost 1 match -37 and it show me gold2
me
If I sell a gun, can you buy it, but it's a bit expensive because I have 0.27 gold
Mybe result cancel on your match before,and you got minus so after you play another match you on g2
not me
na
🥹
No lol
so i want to contact axlebolt

hello fellas

Check if some of your recent matches result got cancelled, those matches plus will be automatically removed
:trollface3D:
still can't use on mobile
and what? i don't understand your point about this
Ikr
Is there really a place where there isn't any kids arguing?
Not at all
Hi yall
Quite rare to find kids that get along
Yeah, unfortunately
april
Uh some source say something in 2 weeks or so
in april
Third week of april
April something something
Sure sure
good luck to the legend guys
Haha you too!
thank you
I definitely wont be in legend any time soon
i too
Hackers Lobby are filled
ye
Goodluck getting to Master
Bye bye!
;))
Salut
Romenia
My baguette is meeting my forehead for dinúr
What? 
Lord of the Eyes
Candy Crash is better
Candy Who?

18953054
Scrim now
1v1 1000G
Any indian add me18953054
@unreal sluice
Another 200G)
How want 1vr1 1000G
Nicee
If I win do you have the means to pay 1000G to me?
Wow
when will be the update available?
will I give?
Third week of april
No if i or you win pay
@lilac niche ok, ty...
I have a total of 0.04G I need G
So if I win you pay me or I have to pay you either way?
I have 95 hours ban LOL
Nothing to be proud of
First time playing standoff 2 and its been 11 min can not find a game?
1v1 for 1 gold plus taxes?
No thanks
XD, genius man
I don't have more
Xd
Any help?
Why is it happening
Ayo man, what's wrong with u? U need to like girls that's why adam and eve was on earth
Maybe your region is down
Tried 2 regions
Idc i'm not a christian
Man, something is very wrong
Bro why you care who he/she is loving?
Cus I don't support lgbt man
And?
I'm all the way straight
No body cares about who you support
And on this earth should be only two genders
Keep your opinion in your mind
No, I care about my opinion
And you should care too
No one else tho
Hey guys when the new season starts
I didn't asked you
You, but not me, not Rosie and not Aik
And no one asked you
I asked for myself
Yet you’re still running your mouth
Me?
Yes
I do yea
Yes, I like woman's
Then go find a girl to yourself first
I have a girl my friend
Why? Do you think I play standoff all day long?
She doesn't have discord
And why she need to have?
She don't need to have
Soo
I don't care about LGBT
@supple heron can i talk with you?
Me too
They don't fight me, I don't fight them
Let's be friends
But I don't go to everyone who support LGBT and tell them that they are strange
Tbh they are
I don't criticize them
I do
That's the right answer my friend
Exactly
We all share the same earth and what?
When this update come???
1-2 Weeks
Ahh damm
And it's not ok to support lgbt
You have time mate)

They have done something to you?
ok boss
Yes they did
Do someone know how to get code in game
I'm traumatized
Watch Minors/Majors, sometime they send codes on the chat
Go in the game files
@spring umbra
Do you have reason to say that LGBT is trash?
Yes but I can't say them cus I will get ban
Mate, can I ask you how old are you?@muted dome
Why you care?
Go to #faq for more information
Ty
I care bcs I don't wanna talk about that with a child, yk?
Henlo@paper tangle
Sorry if my english is not very good but I'm from Russia
Cool.
Yes
Now I understand why you don't support LGBT
can u teach me how i can get a good hacker?
ĶrÃçĄŷ4įĶ
it’s a long story bro
Why you care, want to play with them?
Not really
This bot is a menaces
So why you need useless information?
A, it's ok cus I have a Android
Me?
@spring umbra how old are u?
@paper tangle yo i need to make videos on YT and i get promo code?? Is that true??
he didn’t
Where new season gonna be out
I was gonna say hi but there was a timeout in the way

because u are like me
Just dropped
Around the 3rd week of April
This boy think I'm a liar
Thanks
If you're a big enough content creator making So2 content then yes
No
How much i need subs
Don't ping devs, I'll send a link to your DMS
Shootin up the opps
If I were to guess it would be 1000
Hmm

Yo yo all
Oh ok
Can you send me too pls
Coming right up
Only two months and I will turn 16
On May???
I turn 16 in may
I turn 16 on 15
I feel old reading this
15 may
Me fr.
I turn in 8 MAY
Like
guys whats the estimated time for the season 5 to come out?
Good
If Axlebolt is interested in sponsoring the creators with promotional codes to give away. They will reach out to the creators themselves.

Oh mein godddd

It's hel😩
3rd week of April
I have one more question for you
Nice
Probably
Ok
k thx
:/
Do you support lgbt?

damn so far away
Poland
Thanks for the heads up Hel
NO
@paper tangle do I scare hel away?
Ok, now we're brothers👍🏻
Ok

Its at least this month and not next month or 6 months later
Everyone who dont support lgbt is my brother
This is the only correct answer
She just lurks around here because she wants to
Yea ik
I don't think anything can scare her
How to get faster subs
Onggggg
which terrifies me
Life changing statement, nox.
Guys i so want molotov come in game and i see trailer and i happy now
Omg this is a dream 😩

:trollface3D: better
You should explode your scout... NOW!!
I go play some comp
you should throw grenade under yourself NOW!!!!
Yo!
Grenades
Molotov
Ah yes The AK-47, officially known as the Avtomat Kalashnikova, is a gas-operated assault rifle that is chambered for the 7.62×39mm cartridge. Developed in the Soviet Union by Russian small-arms designer Mikhail Kalashnikov, it is the originating firearm of the Kalashnikov family of rifles.
Designer: Mikhail Kalashnikov
Muzzle velocity: 715 m/s (2,350 ft/s)
Manufacturer: Kalashnikov Concern and various others including Norinco
Place of origin: Soviet Union
Rate of fire: Cyclic rate of fire: 600 rds/min; Combat rate of fire: Semi-auto 40 rds/min; Bursts 100 rds/min
Action: Gas-operated, closed rotating bolt
Produced: 1948–present
Indeed we are a gun non expert copy and paste person
This kids in game bruh look im mvp 5 match and 25 kils and on last one match i get kick💀
Bruhh
Aint reading allat 💯
Were you carrying them
ong
they bout to be destroy ngl
Kids get lose now
I got kicked out for being “too good”
Me tooo
like wtf
One match i carry the whole team and 2 of em wanted to kick me
Where uptade?
i was helping them
Thats happen with me now
bro kids are mad cus i wasnt givin em kills
In 1-2 week
I got a friend that is really good but still got kicked
like i said to this
I go watch somthing on yt fr i hate kick kids
Yal gonna lose and hope you fall on the stairs
Ahh i feel it
Im now angry as hell
i see the best central servers are France and Nederland
Ayo spidey
What chu got with that spidey outfit
ooff
Why
yo uh yk there was this one time
I ion kno
🤣🤣🤣
anyone wanna play?
Poooor kidddd
Because no russians?
Bcuz ping rate
ok
i trieda sayin sorry
ok
but he prob over it
ok
Playin minecraft or some shesh
ok
for me poland better my ping 28
.
for me asia south is good
yo guys when is the new update?
uh
Today
alr
I cant wait
me insta die if i wait
What to do i go try to play
Thats good idea
Yes
Play defuse
and fight like uh
its good for training
Defuse no rank
Frr
Hi
yoo
Wsg
how old tho?
Holaaaa
suuuuiiii
russians be like
Second time man
Yep
Us bro us
Guys when there will be the next season
Around the 3rd week of April
Bro even in Indian server it's the same thing
@paper tangle k
Hi

Syrex

Nightly
Maybe someone wants to play Allies?


:av1_anim:
New account 😭
:av1_anim:
If you think that
No
sure
dm me
kdr?
he made fun of my account being new wdym
I'm from India, so American server must've tooo much packet loss (ping)
rank?
unranked
3.51
nice
headshot is 63%
lemme check
im new to this game, my account being fresh is legit
Lmao, I can literally make a new account and get 10kd
65
yes but accuracy and hs rate is good
.
20 and 63
20% acc weird
@lilac oracle sorry, by this, I wasn't talking to your above message
Hey
👍
@noble snow hi.
adren
adren
go to bed buttah
wake up 🦉

💤
Gn
good afternoon
it's the first of the month.
I brush my teeth and get up.
(idk how that would make any sense, or does carti say dress up?)
just saw the trailer for season 5, it's clear that the "beholder" is gman from half life.
Can i talk to you in dms about something?
proceed.
when is fire up dropping
if I remember correctly, 31st of April.
perhaps not.
if only April had 31 days.
Should I try for ranger?
April fooled
ggs
If you can yea
I don't blame you.
Wdym a month
The update is on?
He textedny
a month
@mint ridge henlo
Is the update on?
no
Oh
@verbal imp hi.
Hm I can look for players ahem @rich crow
@mint ridge when the next community supporters 
And will I be one
idk bruv.
😈😈
no (real, not april fools joke, or is it?)
real
Who knows

Maybe I will be a community supporter
And do the opposite
it's hella boring now.
Adren dyin
Me when I have admin
Oh sho
I should've said that

I'm not a discord nod
Trust
everything is boring now.
Anybody know when the update is on, the hour?
Oh u mean in general
yea.
It is honestly
no one knows.
not even the bearded adren
Sry for my bad english😕
it's no problem. at least you try.
Stopped doing things I enjoyed doin in my free time
Don't remember the reasons but I just stopped
even sleeping
even sleeping.
Bruh
I cannot find peace.












