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im champion th
Bro means that u get about maybe 12 hours of valorant a year
Champion
i just get elites in lobbies
My bad
no like when i do play i play alot
And he got 100 hours on it
like 12 hours min
💀
vat man
Then why you said ud rather read books
once i start i cant stop
LOL
cuz i read books like half of my time
He read books 24/7
What are u reading rn?
read all books in my house
Bro buy another one 
Bro has a counting machine for reading
am reading war horse by michael morpurgo
peak fiction
Nice
yes.


Ayo?




and i not smurf guys
We didnt even say u do smurf
i just played roblox arsenal a lot
cant even change roblox sens on mobile dead ahh
He just read books 24/7 and got champion
Yea you can wym
you is bully
@brittle knoll
on mobile


@proper gyroballs

Credit: ewalk
default :))
🐓
😎
no
I have jKommando Prism, bought it 2 days ago xD
he issa not beg
How😭
nice
Im about to get a knife after 800 hours in game without paying
very sigma f2p playur
mfw i got mine at 500hrs
Bro got traumatized by beggars
I have 200 hours and spent 22,50€
In dm

i is f2p
bc am poor
I is p2w gg ez (joke)
i is 
🐡
just worked out
muscles abit sore
really should get better warmups
Yea

Teach me @proper gyro #5
bro i have video
Warm up
go watch it or smth
Teach me @proper gyro #7
idfk
lesson 3 subscribe to my channel and lessons
Lesson 4 don't subscribe to his channel, subscribe to pewdiepie instead
🐫
lesson 5 you can do both


Lesson 6 you can do neither and spend those 2 mins in the warm up
🐇
im already done exercising
I think
@rich crow is bully
i lost 500g while exercising fr
Nice knife @proper gyro
🦕
cool
I mean omg ggreat work
Kunai poison or whats it called
🏓🐡

🤨
bro tryna execute a cmd
🦜🐤

Betas vs chads
👍
my upper pecs be stretched
The appearances are deceitful
stretch res body
fight my popodak
Not you specifically, he has other interests to follow

📝 🐤

Nice pigs

Bruh what are you saying

Speak twemoji
I don't know so2moji language
That's a chicken 💀

weezer room
Yall show me ur inv in dms I need to get some ideas on good inventory:D
I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
I trap until the, bloody bottoms is underneath
I had to do a whole research on that meme to find lyrics
🐅
Continue
When is new case realeasing
Fan art wtf
@agile goblet man you the only one left in the community artists, may god bless you still doing good work.

Whats wrong w the art channel

🗣️
Bro made an alt to post pron in the sv and then linked it here
You got into this accusation yourself
🐓
Bruh
🙁
Choose
Does anyone know why they removed South Asia server?
me when fake butter:
🧈
because the server is expanding and i can still get good ping even play with russian or anyone far from the server
So when will they fix it?
What
frr
I'm not talking with (fakE) people
idk man im not axlebolt 
anyone from singapore server? add me! im bronze let's play
interested for only competative player
what is allies
what server ?
Hi
sup
Let's play
Mid april
what would a new season do?
This game is just a joke
Im playing in ranged
Ranger
But i have silver teammates
This is imposibile
Algun clan español?
@novel ferry fr
I just lost a game with 23 kills
8-10
And I got -3 mmr
I won and i got -1
There is no way to climb in this game
Play with friends ( IRL friends with vc)
relatable
the game matchmaking help bad people by putting them with pros
the other team probably had one player less
But it dont make fun to do anything alone
Any Indian clan recruiting
when they play with less players they give them more points
Fr we were 3 we lost against 5 still got +20

Nope
It was 4v4
exactly
it's about rounds
rank system is kinda complicated
but i kick people when the game is easy to get sm points
Look on #📸│photos
u got -
Yes
?
I did
someone for 1v1?
Nah that's how all my matches are
I can't get out of ranger/champion mmr cause I always play 1v5
My brain does not work anymore
search for a team
last night i played 4v5 but the rest had a single kill each while i got 22
lost 2-10
💀
-55
Can't find anywhere
relatable
can any1 tell me why im getting kicked every single ranked match?
because you are on the last place and they want to get more mmr
theres always 1 dude who is tryna kick everyone out of the game
Yea
thats not it
yeah it is
Cuz a bronze 3 always is at the end being useless
that's why
but im at the top with 10 K 3 D
aint no way im getting kicked
then probably they're friends so when they manage to kick someone u can do nothing about it
Roman?
No roman
tigan
bine eu
@rich crow @rich crow @novel ferry English only
Sorry boss
da te n morti ma ti
sorry, hi
how can i got elite badge on profile?
No
Bă
da?
idk
74569151
Joaca cineva?? id:74569151
Hello
when is the update coming and at what time?
Rădulețu joci compe

Ok
France


🦛
for that amount i dont think so
if you transfer probably 50k then maybe
why would you get banned lmao
who buying a purple for 8k like several times
its more like if someone did a 200,000g transfer it could be flagged as suspicious activity and might get you banned
have you ever learned of the the thing called money laundering
yes i did
nothing to do with that

yes
I sell kidneys, you wanna buy some? 🦛
there are some illegal gold market so bans like these acquired time to time
Gotta go. 🦛
whats wrong with teh ban system
i have yet to transfer gold to my alts
probably cuz I don't want to yet
lemme get like 40k
make a ticket
then i can get my alts a couple of knives
aint no way
my cases investment is at 25k profit
bro i have
on me
i have yet to do a mass investment campaign
if i still have 2 of my origin and 2 of my 2019 halloween pack i would have 38k profit now
i have a 9000 gold inventory but i only invested like 18 euros in the game
@hexed igloo should i sell my inv this season 5?
i spent $2
i dont know
what update is cooming tmmrw?
nah
idk how much axeman spent on so2 tho
?
update is expected around 17th april
what update
yeah what abt
6 year anniversary
@hexed igloo dad's f2p
ah
maybe will the market go low af as the last time?
lmao last time market actually flunk was the start of the war
i dont know if im not wrong last year on the anniversary update the market was low
everything was cheap
or it was a pass or smth that made the market go crazy
im pretty sure that was around the season 4 update
cause market sinks deep
at that time
Season 5 update will definitely crash the market tho
cause new collection in the shop
and scorpion removed
when is the new ses cooming?
Hey, does anyone have a Japanese server?
whens the next season?
clearly ur inv needs improvements
what anniversary
is it worth to invest in scorpion cases this early?
no.
i dont think so
scorpion collection is quite the unpopular one
wait for it to get rpd by the stock inflation
if you dont have that crazy amount to spare for investment dont put some on scorpion, its risky
that's very contradictory
i dont think following the last patterns is the best thing to do
Rahhhh
that's the thing
Why?
so2 market doesn't have that pattern anymore
truly a jani moment
Hm
i was thinking about the st ak dragon
would it go any higher>
?
most of its skins and knives are at the lowest of all the other Shop collections
will work but i see a slow roi
as per say, unpopular
I see ty 🙂
i have like 3000 gold ready to invest
unpopular collections gets killed off
Ngl I lowkey want the battle pass
Should I pay for knife?
quite a reason why Fable is skipped, they know it's only gonna get them hyped
what inv?
Guys idk about you but im not spending money on non p2v game
butterfly knife is on top
U dont need to tbh
Just keep it for a bit longer @proper gyro
aw
@rich crow its v in my country 😮💨
Do u have 40k in value?
Eggs
no 
Eggs
bro im getting that v2 and quit this game
That's if u do have 40k on deck
Fails to invest
That one sweat will beat your time
@proper gyro invest in origin case skins thats the safest option
bro those scratched z9 gold looking stickers going up in price like crazy
They're 4 seconds off. 
it went from 400 to 800 within a few weeks
i aint getting any returns for that thing in months
3
Anybody played a game in the time of old dust 2
Hop on stream. 
short dust 2
which door
i thought the one that kaio showed
peak fanboy you meant
I love Porsches
that idk
@verbal imp i love lambos tooo buuttttt
i think i like jdms but tbh im kinda eh about it
older jdms are cool but
newer ones idk
maybe cuz here it's a jdm predominant industry
Ey!
🦛
hi does anyone want to play alies/compe?
I was in a round an one off the players are hacking
ZHARM do u have the uhhhhh gt2 car pack
Lmao
no.
Mitsubishi, Toyota, Honda, Yamaha, Izusu, Nissan, Kawasaki, Subaru, and Mazda are like 97% of the cars here
2.8% koreans
1.2 European/Americans
Same here
opinion on new mazda models
/he crashed
bro mazda rounded af they look GOOFY
@devout bobcat
This guy is hacking pls report him his name is -m9jheg
im driving
Thr corner cut is crazy
bri 10kills
mf]
bruh i was playing Afk 4 rounds
bruh. I get 19-16 Kilks every match
I think they look good
I'm waiting for the new rotary
the suvs of mazda bro i cant take it
the brap brap machine
its very frustrating
I was speaking about the cars lmao
owners please fix it
they wont
npc final boss

🛏️

Too bad ill lose my mmr
Orthopaedic Spinal Surgery. 🦛
Idc and I'm not involved with any of this. 🦛
(Continues eating)

phuck you bi*ch
You costed me 3 positions and 1 SA rating. 
update is 1 april?
🐟
R u sure?
idk
He asked something dud
🦖
Oh my bad
@verbal imp One moment I'm finding my notebook. 🦛
Hear me out woman or homies
Np np
Found it. 🦛
@magic pumice
what
The update will be around Mid or Late April.
I don't think this guy understand that im not falling for his link
he hacked my old friends account thinking i wouldn't know, cause we never talk in English
bro really said it's for a project and i said i cant and he legit show that its clean
oh man dw it has no virus haha
ayo does somebody know about Kratos?
No longer interested
5
a
A gold two with a phoenix level skull got matched against elites and masters with champion and elite level skills
Lost 🙂
I wish I could unalive
Well well well. 🦛 @verbal imp
There was an attempt to take me out.
Average lambo players.
Lmao
He did try to take out that Porsche in front of me.
Then me.
🦛
Look at it.
Oh. 🦛
Ig I'm staying here.
Better start last than getting murdered at T1
Someone call me? Pls
Clearly he's using a controller. 🦛
New trailer about to drop
Now is the moment of truth 💀
If I don't see any molotov, I don't know what I'm still doing in this game
Who wants to help me in the allies?
😭
How to download a hack
(fakE)
Let me send you a link
Ok
Nice someone got disqualified @verbal imp. 
It’s gonna ask you to sign up for the program though
So just input your email and password and it’s gonna show the free trial and monthly/yearly subscriptions
Comes into English chat
Types is some language idk (prob Romanian if it’s my best guess)
Laughs at own joke
Refuses to elaborate

When you send me a link
new season??
you are the real sigma in standoff 2
mhm

The lambo guy?
What
Update tomorrow?
Close guess, but that s not romanian
Damn I wish standoff added kriss vector to the game
Yep, There is the molotov, Let's effing goooo
yeah Less go
And is that a stiletto knife? I can't tell
Molotov Confirmed 💀
Yes, Thank God
Thats gonna be a mess fr
I was about to quit the game if they didn't add molly
Damn
Let's just hope the smoke can clears off the molotov
i die one time and get vote kicked
Just like in cs
Broo,molotov gonna be added
Yea that would balance it
Been waiting for that
Nah
@storm scaffold Remodel anticheat??
Sameee
W DEVS
Molotov ain't gonna break your device
Thank God I'm not the only one that thinks the same 💀
Maybe season 5 will add Kriss vector or some other knifes and skins lmao
Looks goofy as hell
The mf with the wack beird
Ffs 💀
S5 trailer is out bois and girls
I can't tell if that's a stiletto
It is
No way 😮😮😮
Tbh Some people with bad phones gonna cry in bathroom
At school
Because of optimatization
Oh cool the new Trailer is out
@paper tangle we getting the molly
New map
Cool
No
The characters looks full hd
Province rework
Only province revamp
Yes
🦛
And Dual Berettas tooo
That's what I'm saying
WOOHOO
o
The stiletto lookin good wow
It would be good if they can just release the update tomorrow
Nice, stiletto knife. 
Anyone know whats the best way to farm xp rn?
We got the Molly's coming
they bout to bring the truck back in the middle of the site💀💀💀
I feel like molotov is gonna ruin the game
Province is like the virtego of standoff
True
Reminds me of that one skin from cs
MOLYS
and rust cache ?
NOO
I like the greener one
That's the most important things
stiletto knife w
Ofccc
NO
Ofcc x2
Finally a new gameplay changes
The whole gameplay will change now
fps gonna be 0
Same
haha
Tru
True
@sick cave we have to make lineups QUICK
Imagine clutching a 1v3 and the last mf just throws a moly on the bomb
Thats a big -
Free contentrt
Now u can molly the B long on sand makes me happy
What day relase the update?
fr fr
Do the Olofmeister legendary defuse
Hype
and new pistol , why no one talking about htat
When the M4 recoil is non existence even the CT in the trailer has no problem spraying the gun. 🦛
I like how everyone talking about new knife and map
But what about the barettas?
they leaked some infos
How do you know?
Eh too glocks
@sonic bronze
Yo do yall only talk about standoff here
I didn’t see the trailer what’s in it
Oh
More like p350s
sandstone remaster
One thing i couldn't tell is the skins
Like 80% of the time
💀
Province revamp, Dual beretta, molly and stiletto
i will buy the full pass
new gun and new bomb
VAAS
Peoples saying the update and lot people happy
100e
bro
Like a lore without the green? (Thats what i saw)
Not really p350, they have different sounds
Yeaaa
I need the stilettos
the dual is going to be op trust me
They removed C4 and added C5
We need it
Dude I love stilettos
Exactly
Please add purple themed stiletto
It would be my permanent ct side combo
Pink>>>>
Everybody gonna buy duals for the first round now
True
not everyone
Both
On T side only bcse USP already OP
I don’t have a pink ct themed inv for cs
But I don’t have purple
they added the left handed pov?
mollies 💯
Developer loves purple so it's not surprising if they actually make a purple stiletto
Ayo actually you know whats a bigger W stiletos are gonna replace Scorpion collection
Will the scorpion boxes be removed?
Look , not using USP in comp pistol round is a crime , how satisfying usp heads are

I want left hand pov
idk about the dualies but molly is good
Just pray dude
@vast escarp molotov is out
they said in the new update u can change the povs
I am
left or right
I’m praying so hard
I think the stiletto will be on the battle pass
Means we gonna have a gun on left hand too
Don't know about cases tho
I play left handed knife and right handed gun on csgo
new sticker but no new case?
Ye more possible
I didn't see anything
Should i sell all my scorpion stuff rn or keep them for after the update?
After
what was the silver crate that the Ts had
tmr be ready guys
Keep
After
Noooo
pass only maybe
Wait @sick cave can u send screenshot of the stiletto to me?
Hopefully they add some glove case instead of scorpion
Guysss
How much does pass cost
How
yoo I unboxed a 0.50 pistol skin Noice
Any confirmed date release?
if no update i 
3 doler + kidney
YAYY
Doler
10e
Or can anyone send a pic of the stiletto to me
idk how
three feet pics
but im happy
new damn ump is backk
guys
When will they release the update btw
Send me🤭
tmr
Nice
Do the normal boxes in shop ever get switched for others?
idk abt that
and you gonna give me the pass?😮💨
Around 11€
why is g man on the end of the trailer lmao
Hmm
It will most likely be updated on Mid to Late April
Maybe less
😦
hl2 x so2 confirmed?????
If release on april 1 there gonna be lot of bugs
yep
Massive ban wave here we come
Breh
I don't do business for free
I wonder how the molotovs will look like even the ones on cod mobile look like donkey poo
lot of mmr will come to me
Cool
why they dont add a anti cheat?
If not mostly likely the first week of May
Please reset rank
Same
or vac ban
I need to get bronze
Goddamn
There is new season trailer or sommin?
I would be the most dripped out bronze player
pretty sure they do, and they can't use vac.
90% of the update is ready
It's gonna be this month
yep
Hope so
Ye
For nds of my grandma?
on april 1st
@sick cave u gonna max out pass yes?
It's april 1st here
Imagine they release the update on 4/1 and go “April fools!” LOL
What
tmr
I'm usually just grind the pass
Thats what i thinking
That's the only things that keeps me playing
i will buy the full pass
Is fireborn real?!??!?!?
i will be like the russians
SAME
um ye
There is trailer so probably
Fr?
I would actually laugh my a55 off bro
last time I did that the game wasn't fun at that point
That would be funny as f-k
Watch the trailer
@verbal imp we gotta grind the BP when it comes out
dawg😭
My spring break is next week for 11 days anyway
"Nice work, 47. The enemies have been neutralized." 🦘
For me 6
That's true, But it's the only thing that I would do when I'm bored
I have Tuesday-thursday
Anyone playing compe rn ?
And also spas
I need 4 ppl
Spas is gonna be nerfed for sure
Dual guns are never affective tho
I know right
Feet pics trade 😫
They are inaccurate
Dualies are too niche
Is a new map or another rework for province?
Troll gun number 4





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