💬│english-chat

[full karma]

They still have the potential

[lilac oracle]

anyone wanna time travel

[brittle knoll]

lmao dude got teleported to russian chat

Bet

[full karma]

Fr i have my own theory for time travel but no one would listen to me dudeee

[lilac oracle]

doing what they should be doin

[rich crow]

At least Navi is crushing in clash of clans

[lilac oracle]

fr

[rich crow]

They won like 8 consecutive tournaments so far

Not tournaments

[lilac oracle]

COC NaVi on top

[rich crow]

Rounds

[brittle knoll]

Bro they wrong for that, u could be new gen einstein

[full karma]

Isn't coc dead now?

[lilac oracle]

coc dead as hell but yknow

[full karma]

Nah nah I ain't that smart

[rich crow]

But again they have kazuma, klaus, Jesus (I think)

[lilac oracle]

always gonna be those peeps

[rich crow]

Dude coc isn’t dead wdym

[full karma]

But no one would deadass listen

[brittle knoll]

I will listen

[full karma]

It isn't what it was back in the day

[lilac oracle]

coc is boring

[rich crow]

If we can afford 50k prize pools for low end tournaments that’s not dead

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[lilac oracle]

2d ahh game

[rich crow]

Well yeah the fan base grew up

[full karma]

Every single kid would have that game downloaded

[rich crow]

That’s basically it

[full karma]

Yeaa

[rich crow]

People say it’s dead because it’s not as talked about anymore

[brittle knoll]

I paid the emoji rabbit to listen for me

[rich crow]

But it’s still really healthy

[lilac oracle]

but like its so boring to watch

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[full karma]

It was fun back in the day

[rich crow]

Like if someone like me can get onto an esports team and win money from it then that’s not dead

I agree though, the game is very boring for casual players

Update timers

[full karma]

When "i had friends" and we used to play in a clan

[rich crow]

Cost of upgrades

[verbal imp]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Higher town halls getting more complex

I understand why people don’t enjoy it

[verbal imp]

Imagine joining a clan that requires you to show your inventory

[rich crow]

Like after th 11 dragon/edrag spam doesn’t work anymore

[full karma]

Yea i just enjoy listening to you(⁠＠⁠_⁠＠⁠;⁠)

[brittle knoll]

Are you both smoking something rn

[lilac oracle]

it doesnt hold a candle to the games we have now

[rich crow]

You actually need to think

[verbal imp]

Henlo max

How u do

[brittle knoll]

Pooo

[lilac oracle]

ikr

poopie

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[verbal imp]

Poo poo?

[brittle knoll]

Po po

[rich crow]

Maybe I find it fun because I like practicing and I like mastering attacks and showing that skill in tournaments

[brittle knoll]

Popodak 🐓

🫴

[verbal imp]

Popodak

King

[lilac oracle]

i guessing you like chickens (im albert einstein)

[rich crow]

Heyo

But at the end of the day as long as I have fun I don’t really mind

[lilac oracle]

true

[brittle knoll]

Like chickens? Wym by thattt

[rich crow]

I need russian boy to talk to

It’s a good time killer too

[lilac oracle]

???

[rich crow]

As long as you have friends

[lilac oracle]

what other way

is there

[lilac oracle]

cough cough

[keen pasture]

Your r

[brittle knoll]

I don't careeee how long it takes

[lilac oracle]

i have 2 periods of english before half term

[brittle knoll]

🐂

[lilac oracle]

yay

[brittle knoll]

🐫

[lilac oracle]

2 weeks of not waking up at 6am

[brittle knoll]

Bruh are you from US

[lilac oracle]

suuuuiiii

im from UK

[brittle knoll]

Whatttt

[lilac oracle]

englund matey

[brittle knoll]

Howww

[lilac oracle]

its 11 30 for meh

pm

[brittle knoll]

Nice pigging

[lilac oracle]

?

pigging?

[full karma]

It's only fun when you're playing in a tournament

[brittle knoll]

I am very impressed

[full karma]

Cuz you know u are getting something out of it

[brittle knoll]

I didn't think brits exist

[lilac oracle]

omd

[brittle knoll]

🐇

Especially in this game

[lilac oracle]

omd

[brittle knoll]

Oh my dog

🐔

[lilac oracle]

oh my days*

[brittle knoll]

What?

I mean think about it

Game made in russia

🤨👈

[full karma]

💀

[lilac oracle]

i mean

[brittle knoll]

How do the infrared airwaves make it that far

[full karma]

Did they release it in ukraine tho?

[lilac oracle]

its avaliable in english

[brittle knoll]

From russia to uk to be able to download and play

[full karma]

It doesn't work like that

Okay guys hear me out

[brittle knoll]

Bruh isn't russia like on neptune

[full karma]

I got a theory about time travel

[brittle knoll]

Good I've been waiting for a while

🐇

[lilac oracle]

waffle

waffle

and waffle

[brittle knoll]

Wopper Wopper Wopper

Wopper

[full karma]

Okay so if an astronaut goes through the interstellar space medium at the speed of light (or near to that) and then he returns to earth on the same speed the earth would have progressed 70 years

[lilac oracle]

omd

[brittle knoll]

My pig can do that

[lilac oracle]

thats not time travel i swear

[brittle knoll]

Too bad he's only arriving in 70 years

To prove it

🐓

[full karma]

Cause one hour in space=7 hours on earth

[full karma]

Its not even completed yet

[lilac oracle]

not rlly time travel

[brittle knoll]

Yea

[full karma]

It has wayyyyy tooo much to do with 4d

[lilac oracle]

omd

nerd

[brittle knoll]

No it doesn't

[full karma]

Its not completed yet

[lilac oracle]

nvm

hes waffling

[brittle knoll]

🦟

[full karma]

We can't even imagine tessaracts

[lilac oracle]

bro shush

[full karma]

4d exists and we live in a 3d world in a 4d universe

According to me*

[brittle knoll]

I think you are smoking

🐇

[lilac oracle]

we aint gonna find out about that until 50000000 years latur

[full karma]

Wait till i become the next newton

[lilac oracle]

hes officially gone mad

[full karma]

😂

[brittle knoll]

Pls do I need some more electricity

[lilac oracle]

vat

[brittle knoll]

Idk what did Newton do

I never got to know him personally

Science

[lilac oracle]

apple hit his head

boom

gravity

[brittle knoll]

Then yea pls do I want more gravity

[lilac oracle]

no

[full karma]

If time travel takes time, time travellers face unique dangers and risks. They risk colliding with themselves and other objects in the past, relocating themselves to distant parts of the universe, and beginning a journey for which there is not enough external space or time.

[brittle knoll]

So i can build muscles easier

[lilac oracle]

stop waffling man

[brittle knoll]

More newton= more gravity

[lilac oracle]

sure

[brittle knoll]

You can't make discoveries twice, but you can amplify them x2

🤨👈

[full karma]

Time travel isn't going back in time and changing history

It's way dif now

[lilac oracle]

[unreal sluice]

Just buy an upgrade fr

[lilac oracle]

agreed

[brittle knoll]

I am donating to charity for time travelers

Time traveler oppression must come to an end

[full karma]

Yeah I'll dm you my paypal

[lilac oracle]

nah but noumans wafflin

[full karma]

😂

[brittle knoll]

I have mastercard

🐤

[full karma]

I'll accept it

[brittle knoll]

Thanks

[full karma]

☠️

[lilac oracle]

me when nouman:

[unreal sluice]

If I travelled back in time I would stop myself from being born

[brittle knoll]

If we get more Isaac Newtons we get more gravities

[full karma]

Hear me out bois and girls

Newton in making

[lilac oracle]

you gonna stop ur parents from having the no no

[unreal sluice]

Fr

[brittle knoll]

How dare you assume there's none in between

Omgggg

[lilac oracle]

lmao

[brittle knoll]

🔥I am maddd

[full karma]

In physics, temporal paradoxes fall into two broad groups: consistency paradoxes exemplified by the grandfather paradox; and causal loops. Other paradoxes associated with time travel are a variation of the Fermi paradox and paradoxes of free will that stem from causal loops such as Newcomb's paradox

[lilac oracle]

[brittle knoll]

Nice pasta

[lilac oracle]

[brittle knoll]

🍝🐡

[lilac oracle]

🤨🤨🤨

[brittle knoll]

Pig pig pig

[lilac oracle]

[full karma]

According to this if we use the equation by Professor Ron Mallet we can actually travel 3 minutes to 30minutes ahead in time

[lilac oracle]

stop

[full karma]

Fr am bout to be the new newton

[lilac oracle]

waffling

🤨

[full karma]

Wait for the day i become newton

😂

[lilac oracle]

listening to nouman makes me braincells less quality

[brittle knoll]

But according to the astro physicist Alberto da Vinci, time means money, so I need a warranty I will get the money worth of that back

🐤

[lilac oracle]

🤨

[full karma]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[brittle knoll]

Bombastic side eye

[lilac oracle]

👍

[full karma]

Due to Gargantua's massive gravitational pull, every hour on that planet is seven years on Earth

Time to switch planets

[lilac oracle]

my man

put urself inna mental hospital

[unreal sluice]

But the biophysicist iko max says “more newtons = more gravity” and newton = person and gravity = earth size so the more people that are not the bigger the earth gets

[brittle knoll]

Bro nothing compares to the gravitional pull around your massive intellect

[lilac oracle]

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[lilac oracle]

i dont understand

[brittle knoll]

My fart is not braining

[lilac oracle]

ikr

[brittle knoll]

I mean my braining is not farting

What

[lilac oracle]

my chicken is not barking

[brittle knoll]

I mea uhh

[full karma]

Well i will be presenting my theory soon

Wait and watch

[lilac oracle]

to no one

[brittle knoll]

Sorry i had to hold onto something

[full karma]

Fr

[lilac oracle]

we dippin

[brittle knoll]

I was getting pulled towards @full karma

🦜

[full karma]

☠️

[lilac oracle]

nO. 😉

anyway

cristi ronoolda

suuuIIIIIiI

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[hexed igloo]

if

[lilac oracle]

if

[brittle knoll]

You forgot the {

[hexed igloo]

if;

[lilac oracle]

You forgot the {

if;

[hexed igloo]

semicolon

[brittle knoll]

You mean
{
if;

[lilac oracle]

semicolon

You mean
{
if;

anyway

im gone

goodnuight mates

sweet dreams

:))

[carmine oak]

Who wanna play?

[brittle knoll]

Gn))))

[lilac oracle]

dry

goodnight anyway

[carmine oak]

Who wanna play?

[brittle knoll]

Good night you piggg

@lilac oracle🐖

[brittle knoll]

My cow gave you gn smooch

🐔

[lilac oracle]

thank you

[carmine oak]

@robust fulcrum

[brittle knoll]

Nice pig

[carmine oak]

You meant win n?

@scenic sleet

[brittle knoll]

🦛

[carmine oak]

Who wanna play?

[spark sandal]

Does anyone have any idea how long it will take for the flabe collection to leave the store?

[unreal sluice]

Gn yall

[rich crow]

.

[velvet crypt]

[agile swallow]

🛌

[verbal imp]

Rahh

[boreal dock]

<- best silver

[hexed igloo]

it would be a lot of issues if it's not separated, for instance it would be quite unfair if the server location is closer to south for western asia countries

[verbal imp]

If they want more people to play their game

All they have to do is advertise

[hexed igloo]

+ =

i still have this ad

i think

flabbergasted

[verbal imp]

☠️

I dont even get any

[hexed igloo]

uninstall your game

i uninstalled mine a few times and everytime i did i get so2 ads

if they did revival trailer that good why can't they make ads like that

[verbal imp]

Idk

But ong they don't even try with their ads

I could be talking out my butt

But like

[frigid sparrow]

Friends, I was playing 1 vs 2. Two brats in front of me started cursing God. I took their IDs and told them I would have them banned. They laughed at me and said, do whatever you want. How can I ban these toxic yams? Can someone who can reach the producers help me?

[raven acorn]

When new wepon

[frigid sparrow]

bruh

guys?

[deft ermine]

Pretty sure they wont get banned for that

[frigid sparrow]

wtf?

why?

this is disrespectful

[deft ermine]

It has no revelance to the mods

As long as they werent cheating

They dont care

[rich crow]

Hi

Come play

104787576

[deft ermine]

Maybe in a little

What rank are u

[rich crow]

So low

Because i dont very play

[raven acorn]

You can talk to people in the game?

[rich crow]

With speaker

[raven acorn]

Anyway when new wepon

[rich crow]

🤣

[deft ermine]

Rawr

[rich crow]

[raven acorn]

When new wepon 😾😾😾

[deft ermine]

Never

[rich crow]

[raven acorn]

[rich crow]

Well i am ....
104787576

[raven acorn]

Lie

[deft ermine]

Itll probably be in the next season

[raven acorn]

When is tha

[deft ermine]

Probably next year

Or longer

[rich crow]

Thats right

@void kayakhorxx

[deft ermine]

Uwu

[raven acorn]

😢

Someone explain how im decent at the game sometimes but other times im just horrible

[mild stag]

you are good 👍

[deft ermine]

Simple

Your just inconsistent

[mild stag]

A lot of people speculate that it will be in April or soon The next season

[rich crow]

👌👌

[raven acorn]

Are you sure

[rich crow]

Come to vedio call

[mild stag]

bro it depends

[rich crow]

??

[raven acorn]

Depends on wha

[mild stag]

Teammates, enemies, skill, (sometimes luck) or etc.

And performance

[raven acorn]

Okay then

[mild stag]

if you want to gain lot of MMR per match, try to perform greatly, get a decent amount of kills, win as much as possible in a match and not perform solely on your teams.

[empty drum]

hello guys anyone selling acc for so2 whith knife ?

[mild stag]

Which knife?

[empty drum]

Butterfly

[mild stag]

Which butterfly

[empty drum]

or jkomando

@mild stag just butterfly

no provlem

[mild stag]

why jkomando you said

[empty drum]

problen

jkomando its knife i preffer

[mild stag]

show account in so2 screenshots

Inventory and profile

[empty drum]

bro i wana buy

account

not to sell

[mild stag]

Oh

[empty drum]

Lol

[mild stag]

Well you aren't lucky since last month I picking kukri and jkommando, and I was spin the wheel and I got kukri, I probably will give you the account if I got jkomando

[topaz magnet]

Hello everyone

[empty drum]

what kukri

you have

[mild stag]

Prophet

and digital burst

[empty drum]

ohh i like it

[topaz magnet]

Kukri is the best knife

[empty drum]

nah not the best

[mild stag]

I'm trying get all the kukri

[empty drum]

but its good knife

[deft ermine]

Ew

[empty drum]

i like that knife

[deft ermine]

Its too big

[empty drum]

@mild stag do you sell your acc

[topaz magnet]

İ have prophet

[mild stag]

bro I think I've seen you in game

[deft ermine]

You mightve

[topaz magnet]

Kukri prophet now 699 gold bro

[deft ermine]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[topaz magnet]

I bought 806 gold

[mild stag]

I think your on my friends list, or it's just another person with same username

[empty drum]

@mild stag do you sell your acc

[mild stag]

I don't sell my account sorry

[deft ermine]

Whats ur user

[empty drum]

ok

[mild stag]

My id 171697080, I unfriended you yesterday I can add you back, it maybe just a whole different person lol

[deft ermine]

171697080

Ill check

[mild stag]

You are in TMSTY clan?

[deft ermine]

Yea

I used to own it

[mild stag]

That's you

[deft ermine]

Yea

Well

My alt acc

[mild stag]

Ok

[deft ermine]

My main acc is 99587807

[mild stag]

ok

[mild stag]

if you want buy acc, how much gold you willing ?

[deft ermine]

5k

Finale offer

[mild stag]

I talking about besi

He was interesting of buying account with a knife

[deft ermine]

He wont pay more than 2

Word of advice, dont sell

[mild stag]

ok

I subscribed to your YouTube chanel

[deft ermine]

Thx

I dont post much

Too busy making clips

And never editing them

He tried to curse

Sad

[boreal dock]

Has lineups been made in dis game?

[deft ermine]

Lineups?

[mild stag]

Bro I started to speak in Russian and it changed my channel

[deft ermine]

Lol

[boreal dock]

Like if i stand in a certain spot and throw my smoke it will smoke off what i want

[deft ermine]

Oh yea

I can teach u if u want

[boreal dock]

I only know lineups on sandstone like a window smoke

[deft ermine]

I can show u most of the sandstone ones and the rust ones

I forget the others

[mild stag]

kak standoff dva v B Bombi nye ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[boreal dock]

Ill learn the lineups as i play just started and im almost gold

[deft ermine]

Nc

But some are confusing so

Nvm i dont wanna teach

[raven acorn]

Man,i think i play better when i hear the sounds in the game better fr

[mellow rover]

[peak ingot]

Anyone rank?

Nvm

[austere vessel]

do you guys know when Fable Box and Container gonna be stop selling?

[fallen silo]

Maybe next year idk

[austere vessel]

i think so, i think Rival not gonna be stop selling until it got replace by Fable

[supple pilot]

Who's tryna play w me ?

Jus getting back into the game

Also why when I join the server does it ask ur 2v2 rank, did there used to be a 2v2 competitive mode ?

[paper tangle]

that would be Allies

and you can add your Allies rank

[raven acorn]

How do you get deset egle winner skin,i saw some guy got it as reward as luck??

[agile swallow]

🛌

[raven acorn]

Nobody is saying

[verbal imp]

Get legend

[cosmic plover]

Sometimes you get skins as rewards after matches

[verbal imp]

Now

[raven acorn]

That never happened to me

[paper tangle]

Luck stat 0

[verbal imp]

Me fr

[cosmic plover]

Sed

[gloomy citrus]

Yeah in total i got only 15-20g worth of skins from comp/Allies

I also saw a Russian YouTuber got dual dagger from it 💀

[unkempt grotto]

Hey I was in a match an there was a bug

And also why is the Russian severs the best sever?

[verbal imp]

It's a bug

A visual bug

[cosmic plover]

Same only got around 7-8g worth of skins in total till date

[agile swallow]

im noob

[verbal imp]

Me too man

Me too

[agile swallow]

ajaj

[paper tangle]

when the edibles stopped

[gloomy citrus]

I mostly got origin box skins (3-4g)

[twilit roost]

spaska comes out update

[gloomy citrus]

What ?

[raven acorn]

What is that

[dry quartz]

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuhu

“Peace be upon you and Allah's mercy and blessings.”

To and for everyone

Hello everyone

How are y'all doing today?

[fallen inlet]

anyone for competitive?

[rich crow]

Busmallah

[rich crow]

Duos I’m unranked and willing to carry you to bronze?

[mighty trout]

Standoff 2 Cafe Dev is open!

Menu:

Americano:
It is a diluted espresso with a much more intense taste. It refers to a warm Italian drink cited as “American coffee”. It’s not so popular in Australia, but as the name suggests it is popular in USA.
2. Affogato:
Adding an extra divine flavour to the coffee, it is a shot of espresso (or two) over vanilla ice cream. It’s often found in an Italian resturant, as an after dinner dessert and pick me up.
3. Caffe Breve:
Breeve is an espresso drink with a solid caffeine base and steamed half-and-half, resulting in a creamy foam. Also sometimes called a ‘half and half’.
4. Café au lait:
This traditional French drink is relatively easy to prepare. Mix some dark roasted beans with a splash of hot milk and serve in a cup.
5. Cortado:
Prepare the coffee from equal sections of espresso and steamed milk and your cortado is ready. It doesn’t have to be frothed or creamy textured. This coffee order is very popular in Spain.

(Dont mute me and delete this post)

[rich crow]

Meow

Hi

[supple pilot]

Who wanna give me a knife 🥺⚠️

[storm quiver]

Who's the admin

Whose the admin

Please tell

Whose the admin

Admin???

Who is the admin????

Admin ??

Hello??

Please??

Admin???

@solar pecan u are the admin??pls tell??

Who is the admin ??

[vast escarp]

not me

🐔

[void bronze]

i think he's looking for an admin

[vast escarp]

no 💩

[void bronze]

oh

@vast escarp molotov

[paper tangle]

don't ping devs

What do you need

[hasty goblet]

Did they announce when the rework for arcade will be out?

[storm quiver]

Devs?

[hasty goblet]

Bro desperate

[paper tangle]

You pinged a dev not a moderator

What's the help you need

[vast escarp]

0.2.1.

[hasty goblet]

Thanks

[void bronze]

nah they only said in the next update

[storm quiver]

Full form of Dev?:(

[void bronze]

no

[vast escarp]

[hasty goblet]

Yea you ain’t going to talk to a dev

[void bronze]

they are russians

[storm quiver]

Developer?

[void bronze]

they dont speak english

[storm quiver]

Ohhok

Then who is the moderator or admin?

[hasty goblet]

What have y’all done he’s going to use google translate and spam the chat

[void bronze]

just tell us what to you want

[storm quiver]

U are?:)

[paper tangle]

Just tell us what help you need.

[storm quiver]

I need help

[vast escarp]

his uncle is dev

[paper tangle]

Yea, what's the problem.

[storm quiver]

My acc got banned for no reason?

[hasty goblet]

🙀🙀🙀

[vast escarp]

🐔

[paper tangle]

[vast escarp]

well they don't ban

[storm quiver]

Then?

[hasty goblet]

If your that desperate for a dev or a mod your account should stay banned

[vast escarp]

without a ban code

[paper tangle]

Is it the ban code 1002?

[storm quiver]

Wait lemme check

1001

[paper tangle]

Yikes.

Banned by a dev.

[vast escarp]

permanent ban

gg

[hasty goblet]

Lol get owned

[storm quiver]

Why

[paper tangle]

You'll never get that account back.

[hasty goblet]

You cheating that’s why

[storm quiver]

Whyyy

[hasty goblet]

L

[storm quiver]

Nope i didn't

[paper tangle]

Code 1001, 1002, 1003: Cheating

[hasty goblet]

Bro a dev banned you

[vast escarp]

he's gonna say his brother or friend used it without his knowledge

[hasty goblet]

You ain’t lying out of this

[hasty goblet]

True

[storm quiver]

But wait a min

[paper tangle]

Here it comes

[hasty goblet]

Oh wait I remember something did the devs of stand-off say something about Molotavs being added into the game?

[storm quiver]

My freind inv me in his lobby and he had a freind that used hack and he started but after that competetive match I left the lobby

So i think that does not count for sure?

[hasty goblet]

Yea yea Same story I see people Say about their accounts being banned

[raven oyster]

I've played with random stranger continuously

but he didn't show up for some reason suddenly

turns out he was banned

[storm quiver]

Please help me 😦

[raven oyster]

but I'm not

so it doesn't count

[hasty goblet]

No

[raven oyster]

:koko_bruh:

[atomic willow]

Anyone know when the battlepass is coming

[supple pilot]

I want knife

[raven oyster]

and 1001 is not code for boosting

[supple pilot]

🥺

[paper tangle]

Playing with a cheater within the party would count it as a ban for you and the cheater. It could be for 5002: Boosting/ or the system banned him and then a Developer banned you for playing with said cheater.

[atomic willow]

Same hahaaahhaha

[hasty goblet]

No not yet

[atomic willow]

Ok thank u

[supple pilot]

Who wanna play 2v2

[paper tangle]

Around late April

[hasty goblet]

Messi deserves the wold cup

[supple pilot]

@hasty goblet ?

[rugged trail]

Good morning guys

[hasty goblet]

Sup

[atomic willow]

Ik and he got onee

[supple pilot]

Wanna play 2v2 comp ?

[atomic willow]

Thanks

[raven oyster]

0.2.1 was years ago

[hasty goblet]

Na I’m waiting for a friend to get his new phone so we can play 2v2 comp

[rugged trail]

[supple pilot]

Warm up w me while u wait

[hasty goblet]

Na I’m good thanks

[atomic willow]

Btw can anyone give me tips on how to build an inventory without money

[supple pilot]

Trutru

[supple pilot]

Play

[raven oyster]

sell kidney

[supple pilot]

^

[paper tangle]

Get lucky with skins I guess.

[atomic willow]

Except selling organs lol

[supple pilot]

That too

[supple pilot]

Work the corner

[hasty goblet]

Open a lot of cases the coin ones and save all the skins (craft the common ones to make a better skin out of them) and sell the valuable skin in the market for gold

[raven oyster]

play events

collect the stickers

[void bronze]

rob banks

[hasty goblet]

I don’t live the new gamemode this week

[atomic willow]

What I was saying is I have heard that battle pass sticker price increases over time is it true?

[hasty goblet]

No

[void bronze]

yes

[atomic willow]

Thanks for that tiip

[void bronze]

its inflation

[hasty goblet]

No problem

[paper tangle]

inflation crazy

[atomic willow]

So is it true?

[raven oyster]

even if it doesn't you still profit if you don't use money to buy it

[hasty goblet]

I have 4 year 5 gold stickers and the price dropped a lot

[void bronze]

whaaat

nah

[atomic willow]

Yea

[atomic willow]

Are they battle pass ones?

[hasty goblet]

Yes the gold one

[atomic willow]

The awm 2 years red price has inflated a lot same for the gift boxes and some of the stickers

[hasty goblet]

I bought the year 5 battle pass completed the whole thing and I sold 5-6 gold stickers when the price was high on them and today their worth 56 gold if im right

[atomic willow]

Which ones?

[atomic willow]

The name i mean

[hasty goblet]

I have the year 5 awm and every time I pull it out to snipe everyone in my team keeps fallowing me so they can get it when I die

[atomic willow]

That is the 2 years red right?

[hasty goblet]

I sold some of my year 5 gun skins

No no the year 5 awm skin

[atomic willow]

Smart decision

[atomic willow]

Gotcha

[hasty goblet]

Yep I still have some of year 5 gun skins

Let me see how manny skins i have of it

[raven oyster]

stickerbomb?

[atomic willow]

U should keep the good ones

Btw xbox can u tell me the sticker name which didn't inflate for u?

[hasty goblet]

Yep I have 4 of them

[atomic willow]

It's very expensive

[hasty goblet]

I don’t really pay attention to stickers when they were first added

[atomic willow]

The awm is 300 gold

How much time ago it had been added?

[raven oyster]

all stickers inflate with time

since it starts from the minimum price

[atomic willow]

K thanks

[hasty goblet]

Wow I checked the jubilee gold sticker and it cost 67.17 gold now

[atomic willow]

Inflatiin ig lol

[hasty goblet]

Last time I saw it costed 50

[atomic willow]

I am just waiting for the battle pass to get some stickers

[hasty goblet]

I Only have 10 stickers in my account

[atomic willow]

So i can try to save enough money to get a knife

[hasty goblet]

I have shadow daggers

And gloves

[atomic willow]

Wow

I have an akr nano and m4a1 sour

[proper gyro]

shouda bought genesis

it grew better than stickerbomb

[atomic willow]

Those are ny most expensive skins

[proper gyro]

it was the same price too when stickerbomb came out

[atomic willow]

Which ones btw?

[raven oyster]

grinch was stuck at 20 gold for some months

now the prices have quadrupled if im not wrong

[hasty goblet]

Yes yes i know but I liked how sticker-bomb looks that’s why I didn’t sell it

[raven oyster]

I'm still holding on to it

[boreal dock]

What case should i open if i want to get a knife

[atomic willow]

Which skin of shadow daggers xbox?

[proper gyro]

i can sell my genesis if i want

[mighty trout]

hol up

Dis csgo talk or standoff

[hasty goblet]

No no I’m good I only have 36 gold

[proper gyro]

there's that free 100 awp anyway

[atomic willow]

Sheesh ur inventory is stacked

[hasty goblet]

really?

Where

[proper gyro]

better design than genesis

[hasty goblet]

I don’t remember when I stared playing

[vast escarp]

i wonder how long this game will last

[atomic willow]

Lol

[proper gyro]

only good skin awm is sport, 2years and wintersport

[atomic willow]

Awm sport v2 is also cool

[hasty goblet]

Years if the updates change the flow of the game ( If the community likes them)

[hasty goblet]

Let me look at them skins real quick

[proper gyro]

it lasted 6

why not 4 more

lmao

[atomic willow]

Gtg guys

[mighty trout]

Standoff Dev Cafe is open!

Menu:

Americano:
It is a diluted espresso with a much more intense taste. It refers to a warm Italian drink cited as “American coffee”. It’s not so popular in Australia, but as the name suggests it is popular in USA.
2. Affogato:
Adding an extra divine flavour to the coffee, it is a shot of espresso (or two) over vanilla ice cream. It’s often found in an Italian resturant, as an after dinner dessert and pick me up.
3. Caffe Breve:
Breeve is an espresso drink with a solid caffeine base and steamed half-and-half, resulting in a creamy foam. Also sometimes called a ‘half and half’.
4. Café au lait:
This traditional French drink is relatively easy to prepare. Mix some dark roasted beans with a splash of hot milk and serve in a cup.
5. Cortado:
Prepare the coffee from equal sections of espresso and steamed milk and your cortado is ready. It doesn’t have to be frothed or creamy textured. This coffee order is very popular in Spain.

[proper gyro]

wat

[atomic willow]

Lol

[vast escarp]

bye

[hasty goblet]

What?

[atomic willow]

Btw awm sport looks pretty mid awm winter sport and sports v2 looks really cool

[hasty goblet]

@proper gyro I wanted winter sport badly but I got sticker bomb so I changed my mind about getting it

[atomic willow]

The stickerbomb looks cool nevertheless

[proper gyro]

eh

[hot hornet]

I think Standoff 2 Dev Cafe is a real place

[proper gyro]

im a avid green enjoyer

[mighty trout]

yeah

[proper gyro]

but stickerbomb

looks mid

[hot hornet]

There's been some papers and stuff regarding them hiring chefs and other personnel

[atomic willow]

Gtg guys catch u later

[hasty goblet]

See ya

You want to see my inventory @proper gyro

[proper gyro]

they tryna leave gaming scene fr

[hot hornet]

💀

[tidal wedge]

Whats active server for asian?

[proper gyro]

no not really

[tidal wedge]

For rank

[proper gyro]

Singapore

[hasty goblet]

Alright

[tidal wedge]

@proper gyro i mean rank,i can't match in with Singapore server

Take me 5 min and none

[proper gyro]

probably low elo

[hasty goblet]

You should probably wait a little longer

[supple pilot]

Russian servers

[tidal wedge]

If Russia only 1min,but high ping there

[mighty trout]

Good idea

[hot hornet]

I'm currently gold nova master on CS

[supple pilot]

Always most busy

[tidal wedge]

Yes but high ping so cant play

[somber ferry]

yey

[vast escarp]

If i am going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view, but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective, i would like to say i have nothing to say.

[rich crow]

I’m boutta buy scratch bayonet

[hasty goblet]

What’s more important skin to have awm akm or the m4?

[rich crow]

Awm

[tidal wedge]

@hasty goblet akm

[hasty goblet]

To sell in the market

[somber ferry]

make it bleed

[rich crow]

How?

[somber ferry]

idk

ketchu

[rich crow]

It’s 10k gold

Does it have a bleeding animation?

[proper gyro]

lmao whay

[vast escarp]

why not all of them

[mighty trout]

Ah i see i hope to improve the opinion that you wanted to say nonetheless.

[somber ferry]

nah

[hasty goblet]

To me I don’t see casual players using awm in game if they don’t know how to aim

[proper gyro]

bronze but gah dayum he got the inv

[hasty goblet]

To make profit

[somber ferry]

fr...

[proper gyro]

bro got skins not skills

[rich crow]

Unranked actually

Lmao

[tidal wedge]

@proper gyro bro what server u playing?

[hasty goblet]

Dam you really out here roasting a bronze

[rich crow]

I have 26k inv rn

Boutta be 36

[hasty goblet]

Money?

[proper gyro]

mine used to be 22k

[rich crow]

Gold

[hasty goblet]

Dam

[rich crow]

Sold and bought cases?

[vast escarp]

well it's for you

[proper gyro]

kinda depreciated and currently 20k

[rich crow]

Oh

[mighty trout]

Money

[proper gyro]

lmao no

[hasty goblet]

The most gold I had was 3k if I remember right

[mighty trout]

Gimme money

[rich crow]

Should I get a butterfly knife too

[supple pilot]

I got 1 gold nd nothing above rare 🙁

[proper gyro]

im not an imbecile

[somber ferry]

bouta buy m9 d.burst when upd releases

[proper gyro]

nor a gambling addict

[hasty goblet]

Which butterfly knife?

[rich crow]

The kumo

Since it’s event exclusive

It should only go up in value

As time goes on

[digital delta]

I’ve got about 120k gold value after selling all of my rivals cases and switching to scorpion

[rich crow]

Nice

[supple pilot]

U should get me a knife 😵‍💫

[proper gyro]

don't

[somber ferry]

buy scorpio :troll :

[proper gyro]

keep rival lah

[vast escarp]

hopefully they'll add mac skins mext update

[digital delta]

Terrible advice

[supple pilot]

I have like 20 gold inv value

[proper gyro]

scorpion a terrible case to buy at 100g

[somber ferry]

yup

[hasty goblet]

I was going to keep opening cases to get dragon glass butterfly knife but I got shadow daggers

[digital delta]

Well that’s what they say everytime a case is about to be removed

[proper gyro]

who is they

im not they

[vast escarp]

this time it's true

[tidal wedge]

@hasty goblet legacy still hot tho

[somber ferry]

i got ma scorpio starfall for 222g

[vast escarp]

scorpion is literally the cheapest knife in existence

[proper gyro]

past cases where actually decent

[mild stag]

Will scorpion case removal be at next update?

[proper gyro]

but scorpion aint

[digital delta]

Yes

[digital delta]

Scorpion will hit 400 gold minimum sometime in the next 12 months

[proper gyro]

i doubt

[digital delta]

It’s not about how good the case is it’s how fast we’ll see profit

[proper gyro]

even i rival didn't get that fast

[mild stag]

I hate scorpion knife they are ugly

[hasty goblet]

I don’t like it its just gold

[vast escarp]

the knife?

[proper gyro]

yknow popularity goes with profit right...?

[vast escarp]

🐔

[proper gyro]

you can't really sell to profit if noones...buying it...

[hasty goblet]

Lol make sure y’all buy scorpion cases so you can sell them in the market

[proper gyro]

like

[somber ferry]

scorpion knives ain't that expensive sooo

[digital delta]

The case doesn’t even suck, it has 2 good arcane gun skins and an awm. The knives will slowly climb although they have low desirability

[somber ferry]

if they see that case's gone

[proper gyro]

then invest in the skins

[vast escarp]

everyone will be holding on to them since no one will be buying it for above 100g

[proper gyro]

skins have more sellability

[digital delta]

The skins don’t appreciate in value as well historically

[tidal wedge]

Xdd

[hasty goblet]

I want a new case to come out I’m getting bored opening the same ones now

[tidal wedge]

I bought dragon glass karambit for 1.3k gold old days lol

[proper gyro]

looks at other great skins that aged like fine wine

hmmyes

[digital delta]

Look I’m investing methodically, I have 100k gold for a reason. No point in messing with people who aren’t invested into the market

[somber ferry]

oke

[hasty goblet]

Don’t crash the market with that gold

[proper gyro]

you do you

i just find less opportunities with scorpion

[vast escarp]

the scorpion knives that's aren't in the scorpion collection are not much high either

[proper gyro]

that's just my 2 cents

[vast escarp]

and most likely already hit it's peak

[hasty goblet]

Hold up hold up

What y’all think of critical ops?

[proper gyro]

@vast escarp i remember scorpion hitting 500g

lol

[digital delta]

“Graffiti sucks why would anyone purchase graffiti”. People say the same thing every time there’s an opportunity in the market. I’m up over 50% on my graffiti investment in just over 2 months.

[vast escarp]

aim assist

[proper gyro]

like 490g even

[hasty goblet]

I don’t even use graffiti’s in the game

I see no point of buying graffiti in the market too

[vast escarp]

only counts for high rarity graffitis

[proper gyro]

graffiti is a niche market

[hasty goblet]

Yep

[proper gyro]

that niche ain't even that good.

[digital delta]

People collect rare items and the earliest graffiti just so happens to have a smaller supply then what the market is demanding. That’s why they have increased the availability starting with the winter party.

[hasty goblet]

Like the only big market in the game of gloves knifes and gun skins

[proper gyro]

everything appreciates over time

just some does slowly and faster than others

[digital delta]

Somethings have higher potential for growth

[hasty goblet]

Like gloves or knifes

[vast escarp]

definitely not scorpion collection

[proper gyro]

the only point i see for graffitis is if you collect them

[hasty goblet]

I have a lot of year 5 graffiti’s

[proper gyro]

which yea, yay old relic that nobody uses

[supple pilot]

Who wanna loan shark and loan me gold

[digital delta]

Whatever you want to believe 😂, you are just hurting yourself following the crowd.

[mighty trout]

Hm

Loan

[supple pilot]

Like 900

[hasty goblet]

I don’t think that will work

[vast escarp]

it'll profit but not as much compared to akr skylla

[proper gyro]

yknow the reason they taking out scorpion instead of fable?

cuz scorpion is under performing

[supple pilot]

I get a 100 dollar gift card soon but I want a knife rn

[hasty goblet]

People not buying that case as much

[vast escarp]

i suggest you invest in skylla

[digital delta]

If you can 2x your gold on stand-off 2 every year then you are a good investor

[hasty goblet]

Just grind it

[proper gyro]

axlebolt takes out the underperforming collection out of the shop to be replaced

that's what they have said since the beginning with origin

[vast escarp]

I've already quadrupled my profits

[supple pilot]

Its way too hard to get gold, especially when all I get is Grey's in every case

[digital delta]

That’s good

[mighty trout]

Because loan sharks operate mostly illegally, they cannot reasonably expect to be able to use the legal system to collect such debts, they often resort to enforcing repayment by terms of blackmail and threats of violence. Historically, many moneylenders skirted between legal and criminal activity. In the recent western world, loan sharks have been a prominent feature of the criminal underworld.
Loan sharking is not to be confused with predatory lending with extremely high interest rates such as payday or title loans, which is sometimes considered to be "loan sharking" (or, at least, unfavorably compared to loan sharking by critics) regardless of whether it is legal. A key difference between "traditional" loan sharking and predatory lending is that lenders alleged to be engaged in the latter practice are expected to stay within the law when making and collecting loans, and thus the debate into such practices often focuses on whether they are ethical as opposed to whether they are legal. However, laws regulating lending practices vary so widely between jurisdictions (even in the same country, particularly between states in the United States) that particular practices that might be technically legal (if arguably unethical) "predatory lending" in one jurisdiction might be considered illegal "loan sharking" if attempted in an identical manner in a different locale.

[hasty goblet]

Craft the grey skins into a better skin

[proper gyro]

because you don't use cases

[proper gyro]

bad idea

[digital delta]

You have to be strategic once you’re in the 50k+ gold range

[vast escarp]

wild

[mighty trout]

wild

[proper gyro]

your losing marginally

[hasty goblet]

Dam really?

[mighty trout]

Its okay you got a xbox in your dream atleast

[hasty goblet]

It’s just grey skins

[hasty goblet]

My old Xbox caught on fire

[supple pilot]

Oh, then maybe a legal loan business then

[mighty trout]

Good for you or bad?

[proper gyro]

i mean i can sell my stuff rn for 20k

[mighty trout]

Sure

[supple pilot]

That's crazy

[mighty trout]

You just need to follow article hm

[proper gyro]

but im kinda not in the mood yet

[supple pilot]

wym

[vast escarp]

50k gold in so2 is like elon musk opening a tea stall

[proper gyro]

shoulda bought more oops color fr

[mighty trout]

Nevermind.

You are allowed to do so.

[sharp vessel]

it's coffee available a well

Tesla coffee

🧐

[mighty trout]

Uh

Hello i am the standoff 2 cafe dev

[paper tangle]

Electric Coffee

[mighty trout]

I got four menu

Which one do you like to review

[tidal wedge]

Russia coffee

[digital delta]

I’m holding 1,150 scorpion cases

[mighty trout]

Unbox

[supple pilot]

@mighty trout dms

[mighty trout]

sure

[desert crown]

Do you have some spare cases?😌

[digital delta]

I’m willing to bet my pinky toe they hit 150 gold in less then a month

[sharp vessel]

The purple elephant danced on the moon with a group of flying pineapples while reciting Shakespearean sonnets in a language only understood by unicorns who were wearing tutus made of cheese. Suddenly, a giant jellybean appeared and challenged the elephant to a game of hopscotch using a magical rainbow as the game board. The pineapples cheered loudly as the cheese-clad unicorns watched in amazement. Eventually, the jellybean won the game and the elephant transformed into a polka-dotted banana, which promptly exploded into a shower of glitter.

[desert crown]

It’s hard to read 🧐

[digital delta]

Ai

[sharp vessel]

🧐

im a bestseller author

[digital delta]

Artificial intelligence

[sharp vessel]

no way you are ai-cusing me of ai usage

[desert crown]

Bro can I have only 1 of ur cases?

[digital delta]

I was once a little kid as well

[desert crown]

😂

[mighty trout]

@supple pilot got timed out for saying oh sh-

[desert crown]

Bro once I played for 5 hours non stop on full graphic settings, my phone turned into a ******* flamethrower

[sharp vessel]

skill issiuuuu

[mighty trout]

nah

Skill gamer skill gamer chair no bros no player 2 skill issiuuu

[digital delta]

Being strategic and organized is the difference between going from 50k gold to 100k gold in 3 years and going from 50k gold to 400k gold in 3 years

[digital delta]

🔥🔫

[sharp vessel]

what you gun do with allat gold

[digital delta]

Probably going to hire someone on fiver to help code bots and create a 3rd party gold gambling site for English users similar to the Russian site.

[sharp vessel]

[digital delta]

And liquidate my gold that way

[sharp vessel]

how will you liquidate it anyway

all people are scammers

[mighty trout]

Hm

[sharp vessel]

they'll scam you right away without a second thought for 400k

[digital delta]

People will purchase stand-off 2 gold funds within the gambling site and either choose to gamble it or send it to their account

[digital delta]

I’d own the website

And bots would transfer the gold to their account

[vast escarp]

bro you need to wake up

[digital delta]

What?

[sharp vessel]

🧐

[digital delta]

Say whatever it is you were going to say

I’m going to catch some 💤 here in a minute

[sharp vessel]

I'm not a computer expert but how will a bot get access to you in game gold

[muted dome]

[digital delta]

So the bots are just a list of commands running on a server at all times waiting to be activated. there will be a line of code that interacts with an action.

[muted dome]

What are talking about guys?

[vast escarp]

there's no third party skin selling website for a a reason

this guy is just delusional

i told him to wake up

[digital delta]

What’s the reason? I said gambling site

[muted dome]

Gambling site where you can win gold?

[mighty trout]

Death Knight

Cafe Dev is open

What menu would you like

[proper gyro]

would be cool but kinda of a pain to code cuz we don't have so2 api

[mighty trout]

They are 4 menus

[proper gyro]

you gotta pay your devs a nice sum for that

[mighty trout]

And Yu idk if you had the nitro at all or have

But congrats i guess?

[muted dome]

Bro, stop doing this s h it and start playing Tournaments or learn Trading

[proper gyro]

got gifted at 4am

[digital delta]

And there actually is a Russian gambling site, I would be copying their business model and target the English market. What’s so delusional about that.

[cosmic plover]

@vast escarp am waiting for molotov too :/

[proper gyro]

quite literally already trading

[paper tangle]

Beans

[muted dome]

I hope you know that you can get banned for that right?

[paper tangle]

[mighty trout]

Lick lick

[proper gyro]

...

alright

[cosmic plover]

Suggest me stickers i should buy, that will likely go up in future