💬│english-chat

[primal rain]

hi imran

[rich crow]

@hardy geyser there is no way I saw on google and contacted some players sorry

[primal rain]

did u do iftar

[lilac oracle]

swear you just got golf

[rich crow]

@hardy geyser

[hardy geyser]

Yes

[rich crow]

Me?

[lilac oracle]

sad

[paper tangle]

Golf with friends

[rich crow]

I just did it like 10 min ago

[hardy geyser]

I dont know if it is allowed to use alt acc

[primal rain]

imran

[lilac oracle]

but at least you get eid

[lilac oracle]

i meant gold

the rank

[paper tangle]

moment

Wdym awesome Kaffn

[strange spindle]

can some1 help me grow in rank?

[scarlet harbor]

This game sucks 😔 the better the device the better the player that's y most ppl have. 1 kdrs smh pro devs

[rich crow]

Yep

[lilac oracle]

nah lol

[rich crow]

@strange spindle me

[rich crow]

Yep

[lilac oracle]

just have 30 fps and ur good to go

[strange spindle]

@rich crow ur id?

[lilac oracle]

i used to play on 30

got gold 4 peak

[rich crow]

I had samosa and pizza and something else idk

@strange spindle only if you can call

120

[strange spindle]

i cant call ya sry

il tell u my id?

[primal rain]

i dont have phone

[rich crow]

Then srry but no

Lol

[strange spindle]

oh

[rich crow]

Oh

[primal rain]

oh

[paper tangle]

[strange spindle]

can some1 help me grow?

[primal rain]

finally i can too

[scarlet harbor]

Ppl be shoot ing threw walls + PC and mobile kills games ask pixel strike 3d 😁

[rich crow]

Someone wanna make some duels im unrank rn and im in eu servs

[rich crow]

Yes I can but I need gold for it

Damn

[lilac oracle]

bronze is the rank where you cant have any excuses lol

[rich crow]

@rich crow do u wnna play

@lilac oracle Lmao

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

If your going to buy me scorpion tmrw

[hardy geyser]

I added you

[strange spindle]

oh

[lilac oracle]

not rn sorre

[rich crow]

Um idk maybe

[primal rain]

[rich crow]

@hardy geyser can you call

[hardy geyser]

Not now

[rich crow]

Inshalllah you will

Idk yea

Who Wna play comp 1/5

[paper tangle]

[hardy geyser]

Im banned bro

Ye

[strange spindle]

@rich crow i got lvl 4

[rich crow]

Bro? She’s a girl

[strange spindle]

:/

[hardy geyser]

Didnt know

[rich crow]

I am lvl 117

[strange spindle]

i started like 1h ago

[hardy geyser]

I was lvl 190

[strange spindle]

cuz other acc got hacked

[rich crow]

why won't axlebolt make skins easier to get?

[hardy geyser]

Its so ez

[strange spindle]

@rich crow

[rich crow]

@rich crow 1v1 if I win you buy me knife you win I boost you

[strange spindle]

wanna play defuze

[hardy geyser]

I had Treasure Hunter AWP

[rich crow]

1/5

[rich crow]

I mean easier for f2ps

[hardy geyser]

Il

Ik

I only spent 150

[ionic cedar]

looking for gold 1 or gold 2 in mm

[rich crow]

Me

175555716

Come 1v1

[strange spindle]

@rich crow wanna play defuse

[ionic cedar]

id

[rich crow]

I need good players

175555716

Invite me plz

I know I'm saying they should increase the chances, it's literally 0,02% chances for arcanes and like 1% for legendary

Excuse

[stone parrot]

Who wants to rate my inv?

[strange spindle]

kk

ur id?

[rich crow]

Nah

[stone parrot]

Sa

[ionic cedar]

who wants to mm gold 1 - gold 2? write id

[rich crow]

Who want to play

175555716

Bro chill

what💀

[stone parrot]

Who wants to See My Invitation?

[strange spindle]

il do wait

[stone parrot]

Inv*

[rich crow]

175555716

Babuinas

Ok

[strange spindle]

wait

i rejoined

[rich crow]

142036824

[rich crow]

142036824

[stone parrot]

Can anyone help me till Gold 1? Im silver 1 And a half

[strange spindle]

https://link.standoff2.com/en/profile/view/82458901

here

nop

[paper tangle]

[strange spindle]

at last are the digits

82458901

[stone parrot]

Who wants 1v1 Im Pro

Player

[rich crow]

Not now

Any want to play as are team?

@rich crow 82458901

[stone parrot]

So who wants 1v1??

[paper tangle]

What

Which one again

[strange spindle]

did

[rich crow]

Added

[stone parrot]

1V1?

[paper tangle]

Rip all caps

[stone parrot]

I have akr dragon

And arcane

[hardy geyser]

I have Treasure Hunter AWP

[pale atlas]

Anybody wanna play allies silver 4

[paper tangle]

I don't know which one you were talking about zach

[stone parrot]

Dont give a f I have Gold karambit

[rich crow]

Send id

[hardy geyser]

Mad?

[pale atlas]

129993076

[stone parrot]

I bet u dont even have M4A0 Sour

[hardy geyser]

Okay

I dont know a „M4A0“

[stone parrot]

Huh?

Ct M4A0?

Oh its M4A2

1z

M4A1

[hardy geyser]

Finally

[paper tangle]

at least he corrected himself

[hardy geyser]

True

[rich crow]

So2 player with self awareness aint no wayayayay

[hardy geyser]

HAHA

[cosmic plover]

Should I open scorpion boxes (not cases) or should I wait for the new box

[hardy geyser]

Wait ig

Or open fable boxe

[stone parrot]

Noah Come in private If u Rlly have Awp Treasure

[hardy geyser]

Im banned bro

How often did i write that

[stone parrot]

So u dont even have a Ss

[rich crow]

Banned for too much swag

[hardy geyser]

nah

xd

[stone parrot]

Hahaha Ur lying

U dont have awo treasure

[hardy geyser]

I think im banned for playing on PC

ok

[stone parrot]

Yes yes sure...

[hardy geyser]

okay

[stone parrot]

Bruh

Lying abt skins in 2023

[paper tangle]

[hardy geyser]

Imma look up my gallery

[stone parrot]

Yes sure....

[hardy geyser]

Im sure that i have a pic

Sure…

[rich crow]

Bro spent too much money on the wrong game

[hardy geyser]

150$

[strange spindle]

yall spent money

[stone parrot]

I dont spend money

Im a Kid Dont have credit card

[atomic turtle]

is wow game

[strange spindle]

who

[stone parrot]

Asked ?

[strange spindle]

itachi u can get banned for begin toxic

[hardy geyser]

even the name 💀

Itachi

[strange spindle]

u knew?

[hardy geyser]

Come dm

[atomic turtle]

im 29 level în a game

[hardy geyser]

I found a screen from 2020

[stone parrot]

How am i being toxic Ur doing The Whole asked joke in 2023

Who*

[strange spindle]

no fr

[rich crow]

He asked who spent money

Bro

[strange spindle]

who u ment

[rich crow]

When he typed “who”

[stone parrot]

Huh?

[rich crow]

He meant “who spent money/who are you talking about”

[hardy geyser]

@stone parrot wanna see now?

[stone parrot]

Oh ok srry

My baf

Bad*

[paper tangle]

what poor word choosing

[rich crow]

Bro this guy is as dull as an infomercial knife

[stone parrot]

Send it noaaaahh

[strange spindle]

its ok

[hardy geyser]

Fine. My Master.

[elder rose]

Gg

[stone parrot]

Hurry soldier.

[hardy geyser]

Its sending Sir

My mobile data is bad rn

[stone parrot]

McDonalds Wifi Soldier?

[hardy geyser]

Im in a tunnel

Train

[stone parrot]

Haha

[lilac oracle]

wth is happening

[hardy geyser]

?

[stone parrot]

?

[rich crow]

They’re sharing pics of their no no square

[lilac oracle]

oh

[stone parrot]

Hahahahahha

[half ember]

nothing bro Xd

[strange spindle]

lol

[hardy geyser]

Im driving home and you mean „haha“

[lilac oracle]

oke

[rich crow]

They’re exchanging treasure hunter pics

[half ember]

ok

[stone parrot]

Well i have akr dragon and Gold karambit

[strange spindle]

show

[hardy geyser]

ok

[stone parrot]

I've had I sold them

[lilac oracle]

have

had

[hardy geyser]

ok

[dry furnace]

cap

[stone parrot]

But look at my inv

[half ember]

so show sold history

[lilac oracle]

so cap

[hardy geyser]

But when

[stone parrot]

actually i still have them Who wants to see?

[hardy geyser]

…. did I asked?

[lilac oracle]

meh

[strange spindle]

i wanna see

[lilac oracle]

did i asked

[dry furnace]

sure capper

[north flicker]

Ehhh

[lilac oracle]

doesnt even make sense

[north flicker]

Compe anyone??????

[stone parrot]

Sefek Impoor i sent yall

[rich crow]

Dude like half of the people in this chat rn don’t speak English as their first language

[paper tangle]

I'm just watching this

[hardy geyser]

noone cares bro…

[dry furnace]

4k resolution screenshot

[hardy geyser]

Screenshotted from Google

[rich crow]

Can you send me the image?

[hardy geyser]

Shift Windows S

[rich crow]

Who has access to the image he sent

[hardy geyser]

Me

[rich crow]

I need to see it for a sec

Can you send in dms?

[hardy geyser]

Alr

Sure

1 sec

[dry furnace]

ok

[stone parrot]

My Inv is better than yalls At a Place

[north flicker]

ok

[stone parrot]

Wanna see?

[hardy geyser]

Bro

[stone parrot]

Wha

What*?

[rich crow]

2/10

My csgo Glock is worth more than your whole inv

[stone parrot]

Nah let me send u my nv

Inv

[rich crow]

I have a fade with a crown foil

I don’t think your inv tops that

I have some random LDLC sticker too

[hardy geyser]

Cooking..

[hardy geyser]

Even more cooking…

[rich crow]

Actually no my glock is like

1.5

Idk if that beats his not too sure

Since it’s gold and not real currency

Don’t feel like doing conversions

[dry furnace]

100 gold is like $2

[rich crow]

So

In terms of gold

My Glock would be like

75000 gold

I think right?

[dry furnace]

how much is ur glock?

[hardy geyser]

yep

sure

Private?

[rich crow]

1.5k

I think

I’m not too sure

The price may have gone up since

[dry furnace]

umm

[proper gyro]

glock fade?

[rich crow]

Ye

Fade with crown foil

[dry furnace]

750 gold

[rich crow]

And some LDLC sticker idk

[dry furnace]

idk

[rich crow]

I forgot what the other sticker was

[proper gyro]

oo nicr

[dry furnace]

oh i didnt count tje sticker

[rich crow]

Yeah the sticker is worth 600 usd rn

So

Fetches for some nice overpay

[dry furnace]

daaamn

[gloomy citrus]

I want to buy gold but I'm confused should I buy it in my 1st acc which have 1.3kd or my new ACC which have almost 2kd?

[rich crow]

Did you spend money on like both accounts?

[dry furnace]

1k

[rich crow]

Or which account has more gold/skins

[gloomy citrus]

Haven't

[proper gyro]

my so2 inv is literally just a 1 eh knife and probably a 1/3 of a CT loadout

[gloomy citrus]

This is my first purchase 💀

[proper gyro]

150bucks in skins

[dry furnace]

1k gold

oh wait

hang on

[rich crow]

Do it on the 2kd acc I would say

[dry furnace]

might be wrong

[rich crow]

I haven’t even calculated my so2 acc worth

[gloomy citrus]

Thx for your opinion

[proper gyro]

if i buy fn skins my 150 bucks will be immediately drained

[primal rain]

@rich crow i got my pink back

[rugged trail]

Hlou

[rich crow]

W

[unreal sluice]

Hewwo Kaffn

Not get back Mai

Xd

[rich crow]

Bro @stone parrot what happened bro

Why delete screnshots man?

[hardy geyser]

Bro gone offline

Went*

[cosmic plover]

Nah

[rich crow]

“I have awp treasure hunter”

“I have gold karambit”

Why delete screenshot bro

[hardy geyser]

And he has 1k gold

[rich crow]

What’s wrong

He had 2 separate gold counts in the screenshots

[hardy geyser]

On blurry pi CD

[rich crow]

Major oversight

[hardy geyser]

Pics

[rich crow]

Bro didn’t even try to hide it

[hardy geyser]

We finished cooking

[rich crow]

Dang

[sick cave]

Never trust anyone that have itachi for their username

[hardy geyser]

fr

[rich crow]

Me?

[proper gyro]

bro speaks on the wrong lips

[sick cave]

Did I mention you?

Use your brain, Alex

[rich crow]

A

[sick cave]

Fr

[rich crow]

Bruttan not everything revolves around you

You are not the center of the world

Just because we say something, it does not always have to do with you

[hardy geyser]

lol

[sick cave]

Insecure brat

[hardy geyser]

bros mad

[proper gyro]

he got them 123456789

[rich crow]

Boots with the fur

[sick cave]

Lmao 💀

[paper tangle]

I want some chicken nuggets

[proper gyro]

yesterday 4am

[sick cave]

🐔

[rich crow]

Aint that pink

[kindred loom]

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

iBP Max

Real

[proper gyro]

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

send

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Yo

Hahahah lol

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

Oh my god bro

I just saw the most vile buff gallery page

Jk

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

Yo

You didn’t even type it right

Yo

Yo

What y'all doin

In class

It’s boring

[full karma]

Everything is boring literally

[unreal sluice]

At home

[lean urchin]

Is there chance dualies come out in new update

[full karma]

Waiting for a flight tho

[onyx token]

Why i can't rotate my screen on standoff?

[full karma]

Maybe

[rich crow]

1v1?

[paper tangle]

[full karma]

Nah not rn

[rich crow]

Why not

[rich crow]

Bro what

Wdym

[proper gyro]

[unreal sluice]

Hewwo nightly

[onyx token]

I can't rotate my screen so my charging port on my left hand

[proper gyro]

[rich crow]

Maybe you have your rotation lock on?

[paper tangle]

[onyx token]

It's always stay on my right hand

[rich crow]

I ned to wait uhr to change mein name

[full karma]

Just turn on auto rotate on your mob

[unreal sluice]

Penguin dance

[onyx token]

I'll try

[proper gyro]

[full karma]

Two dudes were bullying this guy for bad english

[rich crow]

He might have turned rotation lock or something on

[full karma]

I felt bad

[full karma]

Yeah

[unreal sluice]

It’s not allowed to sell acc in so2

No need to be so toxic

[rich crow]

Alr

[proper gyro]

u rn:

[devout bobcat]

Started at 9th, finished at 5th

[rich crow]

Balling

[proper gyro]

BRO DIS HELLA USEFUL. add this fr

[devout bobcat]

I’ll never drive a nissan gtr ever again 🦛

[sick cave]

More like people bullied him because he's brain dead

[full karma]

I won't drive my ferrari gtr either

[onyx token]

Test

[full karma]

Nah dude don't bully someone for a language that's not even their native

[onyx token]

yes finally

[devout bobcat]

Even ferrari f88 is more stable in cornering than nissan. 🦛

[sick cave]

Just look at him, He could just change the server username but because of his deceased brain, He changed his main username

[onyx token]

I can unleashed the beast

[sick cave]

Not to mention, He typed it wrong too

[full karma]

This doesn't justify that bullying is right

[sick cave]

Did I?

When?

[onyx token]

.

[proper gyro]

[onyx token]

I'll call batman

[onyx token]

Hyee

[full karma]

Where did i mention you??

I said "some dudes"

[paper tangle]

@sick cave pass me some buttah

[sick cave]

Got you

[paper tangle]

[sick cave]

🧈

[paper tangle]

Thanks

[full karma]

[paper tangle]

[vital girder]

Hi

[proper gyro]

naw if you act like a douche in our territory and you are bad at it?

you are kinda asking for it

[sick cave]

I thought you were talking to me

[sick cave]

And yes

[full karma]

Dudeee bullying isn't right in anyway

You can just tell him to change servers

[proper gyro]

nothing js right

[sick cave]

He asked for it

It's all over his face

[paper tangle]

Corn is good

[full karma]

Instead of bullying him someone could have just told him to change role

Simple as that

[proper gyro]

bro literally got offended for nothing and got mad at butter

lmao

[sick cave]

You prolly didn't know that alex guy way back then

He's the most brain dead creature in this server

[proper gyro]

also

[paper tangle]

Who's Alex again

[proper gyro]

your too much of a moral white knight

[full karma]

That albanian guy

[sick cave]

The guy with albanian flag or whatever that is

[paper tangle]

Oh ok

[proper gyro]

get abit of edge

[paper tangle]

I'm quite literally baked right now

[proper gyro]

[sick cave]

🍞

[buoyant sphinx]

I just opened disc and i se argue

See'

[full karma]

[rich crow]

Fire born I hate you ff

[full karma]

Ah shee here we go again

[sick cave]

Go back to kindergarten

[rich crow]

Shut the ff up

[paper tangle]

The edibles just kicked in and I don't think I can watch chat for a while

[buoyant sphinx]

Ok

This is too much

[rich crow]

Shut up

[full karma]

[sick cave]

This is still fine

Sup

[paper tangle]

@sick cave I'll just submit the report right now and leave for a bit

[proper gyro]

@full karma you see why?

[full karma]

Yea

[buoyant sphinx]

@sick cave im on your side

This little boy

[sick cave]

It's a rare animation

[proper gyro]

@sick cave just reply: the feeling is mutual.

[buoyant sphinx]

From albania is crazy

[sick cave]

Well, It's random

[full karma]

It happens automatically

Its a chance

[sick cave]

If you're lucky, you might get it

[full karma]

Just keep inspecting it till you get it

[proper gyro]

lets gooo

[sick cave]

😳

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

i got

[sick cave]

Not bullying, I'm fixing him @rich crow

[rich crow]

@sick cave I dm Ed you

[cerulean lantern]

Hello everyone I make avatars to order. If you are interested, write in private messages.

[paper tangle]

Reprograming him even @sick cave

[buoyant sphinx]

@rich crow hi bro

[sick cave]

The alex guy

[sick cave]

Lmao

[rich crow]

@rich crow sorry I went to taraweeh

[rich crow]

Yoooo

[sick cave]

Sup?

[proper gyro]

imma wet my legs

its sooo got

hot

[rich crow]

Hi

[paper tangle]

@proper gyro

[sick cave]

Meh, Just forget about it

[rich crow]

8

[cerulean lantern]

Hello everyone I make avatars to order. If you are interested, write in private messages.

[cerulean kestrel]

Hi

[rich crow]

Bcs I am going to play match

[buoyant sphinx]

Is there anybody who wants to come to montenegro to play basket 🤣

[full karma]

Brother 20 will make you get jannah don't be tired in worldly life

[proper gyro]

legs wet

[rich crow]

@rich crow give me your acc I can make it Pheonix or gold 4 if you need

[sick cave]

Bro chose match over god

[rich crow]

Not like I’ll pray after the match

[paper tangle]

Man these edibles are hitting hard

[sick cave]

At least better than me

[rich crow]

Yes or no?

[full karma]

Get this man a doctor

[proper gyro]

im in my boxers

[sick cave]

I did

[proper gyro]

with wet legs

[paper tangle]

Everything looks funny

[proper gyro]

and its still hot

[full karma]

Tf?

[rich crow]

I want to fell the knife too

[sick cave]

But not taraweeh

[rich crow]

Feel

[sick cave]

Well, That's true

[paper tangle]

How hot is it over there @proper gyro

[sick cave]

I'm trying to improving myself over here

[full karma]

Well i think we are in a so2 server

[proper gyro]

27°c with 80% humidity

bro

it feels

34

[full karma]

You thinks that's hot?

[proper gyro]

kaanjabsb

[rich crow]

@rich crow ok?

[proper gyro]

for midnight yea

[sick cave]

Same here

Hot as hell

[full karma]

Wait till we survive in 45°C with 99% humidity

[paper tangle]

You're turning into a medium rare steak man

[rich crow]

@sick cave accept my request

[sick cave]

🍖

[sick cave]

Who are you?

[paper tangle]

my blanket looks like a fat pillow man

[rich crow]

Wdym who am I

[sick cave]

Like, Do I know you before?

[full karma]

His the our destiny

His jannah

[sick cave]

Done

[paper tangle]

Accept my request man

[sick cave]

🐧

[proper gyro]

clearly not mine

[rich crow]

You know me here other than that NO

[proper gyro]

cuz im still alive

[buoyant sphinx]

Brothers you didnt saw a summer in balkan

[paper tangle]

[full karma]

Brothers you have not experienced summer in south Asia

[rich crow]

Brothers have not experienced opening an english text book

[proper gyro]

bro talks like i aint living on a tropical country

[rich crow]

Lol

[sick cave]

😳

[rich crow]

My hobby is being a hater

[sick cave]

He's looking at me

[paper tangle]

A desert isnt good to live in

[rich crow]

You told me that yesterday

[paper tangle]

[buoyant sphinx]

Its 39 to 46°

[full karma]

Well cya guys i gotta study

[stone veldt]

Is there a battle pass in this game?

[full karma]

Be safe bois and girls ❤️

[sick cave]

Next update

[buoyant sphinx]

@stone veldt not now

[rich crow]

Im batman

[paper tangle]

[somber notch]

Any info when the new update is available

[rich crow]

Not for me

[sick cave]

April that's for sure

[rich crow]

July

Your pfp is a rapist banan

Yes

Who is butters?

[stone veldt]

That would be first battle pass? Or was there battle pass before?

[sick cave]

💀

[rich crow]

Cousin

@sick cave you have trash taste

[sick cave]

There was a battle pass before but it's already ends

[rich crow]

Fr

[sick cave]

Don't believe what Imran says

[proper gyro]

imma try to sleep

[sick cave]

His brain got no screw

[buoyant sphinx]

@proper gyro sleep?

[proper gyro]

only got 2hrs for sleep then wake up for suhoor

[buoyant sphinx]

Where you from

[rich crow]

Also why do 99% of standoff tryhards have anime pfps

[paper tangle]

Have good night man

[stone veldt]

Oh so every season new battle pass?

[sick cave]

Yes

[rich crow]

Because it’s their wish not yours

[stone veldt]

Thanks

[buoyant sphinx]

But my opinion every new season worse bp

[sick cave]

Me sleep 1 hour before suhoor 💀

[somber notch]

@sick cave really i didn't know ofc it will be in April but when after 1 week or after 3 days

[rich crow]

Im just saying maybe the anime pfp is making their aim better

[rich crow]

Yep maybe

[sick cave]

Nobody knows

[rich crow]

So im gonna do that

Also how do i change my rank on this server im not bronze lmao

[paper tangle]

I think you should sleep man

[stone veldt]

Do we get skin in battle pass?

[buoyant sphinx]

Yes if you grind

[rich crow]

Yes

[buoyant sphinx]

A little

[sick cave]

That's true

[rich crow]

Skins, charms, sprays

[stone veldt]

Oh cool👍

[sick cave]

I'll try sleep early today

[rich crow]

A lot of coins and boxes

[rich crow]

Graffiti

[sick cave]

Yes

[rich crow]

Graffiti is sprays

[rich crow]

Not the same thing

[stone veldt]

How much does it costs?

[paper tangle]

Have a goodnight man I'll see you again in a couple of hours

[rich crow]

Ok bye I gtg

[sick cave]

Malay dishes

[rich crow]

Its free

[sick cave]

Aight bro

[stone veldt]

Battle pass is free?

[rich crow]

A ton of games call it sprays and a ton call it graffiti

[rich crow]

No like some stuff

[sick cave]

There's a free pass and a paid one

[rich crow]

Dude what

Theres a paid one?

[stone veldt]

Oh nice

[sick cave]

Gold pass

[rich crow]

What is a gold pass

[sick cave]

Bruh

[rich crow]

How do you get a gold pass

[stone veldt]

Price bro?

[surreal dove]

gotta love newbies

[sick cave]

Buy it

[rich crow]

Nah im trolling

[paper tangle]

Premium pass

[sick cave]

$10

[paper tangle]

Donuts

[stone veldt]

Thank you so much guys

[rich crow]

Nah but fr i gotta ask how do i change my rank cuz im not bronze

Like on the discord server

[sick cave]

Update discord and you'll find a role channel

[surreal dove]

When's the update

[paper tangle]

Should be a thing called Channels & Roles

[surreal dove]

Kinda getting bored

[paper tangle]

Above #🙏│welcome

[rich crow]

Ohhh i never noticed that lmao

[paper tangle]

Its a new thing

[stone veldt]

Do you guys use phone triggers? Idk how else to use four fingers

[rich crow]

So did it work

Yes

Lets goooooo

[sonic bronze]

April

[paper tangle]

[surreal dove]

Damn

[rich crow]

I grinded a lot of comp for charms

[surreal dove]

April when

[sonic bronze]

Idk its just hint

Hint*

[surreal dove]

You can get a charm just for playing comp?

[surreal dove]

Damn

[paper tangle]

It depends on the rank you have

[rich crow]

From the free pass

Theres 2 charms in the free pass

[surreal dove]

That ended long time ago

[rich crow]

So i grinded xp

[rich crow]

Huh

[surreal dove]

I already got it

Both sucks

Some of the 2v2 missions were rough

[sick cave]

Well, Imma go mine some golds

[surreal dove]

Minecraft?

[sick cave]

So2

[sonic bronze]

Create nether portal in real life

[sick cave]

🤯

[rich crow]

Thats the charms im talking about

[surreal dove]

I would never play comp. Most of the time it's just boring

[sonic bronze]

the so2 gold charm looks good

[rich crow]

Yes

It's so good

[surreal dove]

Waiting time on that bastard was bad

[rich crow]

Dude what server r u on?

[surreal dove]

Singapore

[rich crow]

I get a match in like 20 seconds

[surreal dove]

10 min waiting time no matches

[rich crow]

Just switch to like any european one

[surreal dove]

It will get laggy

[rich crow]

Or india since its like closer to singapore

[sonic bronze]

Just switch to the correct server

[surreal dove]

Singapore and Russia is the best ms I can get

[sonic bronze]

Try the eagle of usa

[rich crow]

Idk man for me both european and america servers have like <50 ping

[surreal dove]

No

[sonic bronze]

Example: usa

[surreal dove]

300 ms

[sonic bronze]

Looks good

[surreal dove]

My shot won't hit anything

It was bad

It was so laggy that I got kicked out of the game

💀

[half elk]

are the servers down?

[cunning ether]

no man ur teammates were just not matching ur high skill level

[surreal dove]

No ms 300 on American server

[tiny horizon]

not finding matches in singapore server

went to russia server

4 matches

got kicked out from all of em

what a lovely day

[prime wolf]

Hey where do we report for cheaters

[cunning ether]

i have been there too

rather i made them loose all the matches and have a negative kd

[cosmic plover]

Relatable

[twilit roost]

when the new update 0.23.0 comes out

???

[cosmic plover]

Tonight

[twilit roost]

No

[cosmic plover]

How do you know

[twilit roost]

where do you know

[cosmic plover]

My little brother told me

What about you?

[cunning ether]

i have my way with the winds

[twilit roost]

Ok bro

[rich crow]

coe menor kkkk

[spiral beacon]

Ala

Brasileiros

😎

[rich crow]

slv kkk

[sonic bronze]

Wow

Speaking spanish

[cosmic plover]

How do you know

[cunning ether]

yeah how do u know

[twilit roost]

maybe molotov joke in the new update 0.23.0

[cunning ether]

adding molotov would be a nighmare

[cosmic plover]

No molotov, the first theme is bcz of rpg

[cunning ether]

whole meta would be disturbed

[cosmic plover]

They are adding rpg

That'll blow up entire site

[cunning ether]

yeah rpg very cool

[cosmic plover]

My little brother told me
It can't be fake

[cunning ether]

and the winds told me too

[cosmic plover]

see

[sonic bronze]

11 messages request

[cosmic plover]

If you win, you take my brother?
What if i win

[twilit roost]

I'd rather throw a molotov

[cunning ether]

his brother is worth 100g

[cosmic plover]

To counter rpg, for ct side they are adding attack helicopters

[twilit roost]

I'd rather throw a molotov

[cunning ether]

messi can confirm

[sonic bronze]

Your mother: your pain limit gonna go in -1

[cosmic plover]

I already sold them

You will never know, coz you will never win the bet

[twilit roost]

I'm waiting for an update

[cosmic plover]

They are adding attack helicopters in ct side,rpgs in tt side and the update is coming tonight

[twilit roost]

[cosmic plover]

Maybe in season 6

[twilit roost]

Season 5 coming

[sonic bronze]

People saying about helicopters and tanks

[sonic bronze]

the developers will not add this

[cosmic plover]

They will

And probably submarines by season 7

[sonic bronze]

The game gonna be ruined

[tiny horizon]

when does season reset

[sonic bronze]

Just focus on getting master

[twilit roost]

Wher are you from

[torn onyx]

How to change you rank because I moved up

In here

[cosmic plover]

Just change it to master, so you don't have to change it for some time

[torn onyx]

Alr

How tho

[cunning ether]

idk these bronze 1 players are sooo good

[sonic bronze]

Real

[cosmic plover]

Above server rules, click on roles

[cosmic plover]

Unranked players are better

[cunning ether]

yeah thats even better

[torn onyx]

There

[cunning ether]

i m not high enough to play with unranked players

[twilit roost]

Ishalla will be updated tonight

[cosmic plover]

Ishalla?

[sonic bronze]

Nice keyboard

Better than mine

[paper tangle]

Roaches with wings scary

[cosmic plover]

4.20

Someone got muted

[sonic bronze]

He is here?

[sleek nebula]

that's really bad bro

[paper tangle]

In the kitchen

[sonic bronze]

Damn

[cosmic plover]

Not if you are Chinese

[sonic bronze]

He wants something on kitchen

[cosmic plover]

Then they are a dessert

[sonic bronze]

Fresh fries

Wtf

[sleek nebula]

no

[thorny pelican]

when is update?

[sleek nebula]

[cosmic plover]

Tonight

[sonic bronze]

Congrats dyno russian

[thorny pelican]

on yt everone sayin its tommorow

will battlepass is gonna with it?

[sleek nebula]

standoff 2

[sonic bronze]

Fake

[sleek nebula]

skins worthless

[cosmic plover]

Yt is is full of clickbaiters

It's tonight

[urban canopy]

Bro I found cheaters

[cosmic plover]

I even have patch notes

[urban canopy]

See media

[thorny pelican]

is it not April Fool??

[cosmic plover]

Coz I own .0069420 stocks in axlebolt

[sonic bronze]

Did you report them?

[urban canopy]

Yes

[hidden wolf]

How do I get promocodes?

[urban canopy]

I got -53 Bro

[cosmic plover]

From Google play store

[rich crow]

coe menor so grigo aqui

[thorny pelican]

Want 1 Knife in free? - Promo code

[hidden wolf]

I’m on ios tho🥹

[cosmic plover]

Then
Imma give you a link, enter your bank details, give me an otp, you will get promo code in 5-10 business minutes

[hidden wolf]

Omg yes please, i’ll do it bro😍

[cosmic plover]

Good for you

[sonic bronze]

Then its impossible

[thorny pelican]

WTFF * BRO * ???? HE IS NOT BRO. HE IS Your Future Husband tho

[hidden wolf]

Ow okay

[cosmic plover]

Shut up kid

[thorny pelican]

[urban canopy]

Soo how Him can banned now

[hidden wolf]

😭😭

[sick cave]

Store.standoff2.com if you're an ios user

Plus, There's no promo code for now, These people just straight up dumb or trolling u

[cosmic plover]

Don't interfare, i am about to give her free promo code

As a good brother

[sonic bronze]

Like me?

Because im good at trolling

[hidden wolf]

Ik, i’m just messing and tryna get gold🥹

[sick cave]

Probably

[sick cave]

Buy it

[hidden wolf]

You’re my bro<3

[hidden wolf]

If I had money I would

[sonic bronze]

Bruh

[cosmic plover]

Yeshh sis<3

[sick cave]

Money issue

[cosmic plover]

Aye butter, do you know anything about update

[hidden wolf]

Yessir

[full karma]

No promocodes for ios sadly

[sonic bronze]

Smart

[hidden wolf]

🥹

[sick cave]

Dual beretta, Molotov (probably)

[paper tangle]

@sick cave sleep

[sick cave]

I can't sleep

[lament tide]

Who give me gold?

[paper tangle]

Knock yourself out

[full karma]

God

[sonic bronze]

@sick cave tasks to do: sleep

[lament tide]

Me trader

[sick cave]

I'm gonna knocked myself out on the kitchen counter again

[cosmic plover]

Damn i thought they would give that goofy aah injection knife from csgo

That Stella something

[lament tide]

Who give me gold?

[paper tangle]

Do It

[sick cave]

No information about the battle pass items yet

[sick cave]

[cosmic plover]

Alr thanks man

[sonic bronze]

Its not romanian chat

Its general chat

[cosmic plover]

You can get muted if you speak other language in English chat, i am not sure for romanian but i got muted for speaking my language twice

[sick cave]

@silk kraken

[cosmic plover]

Gr8

[sick cave]

What's your role? English, right?

[rich crow]

Oh moderatorssss

[sonic bronze]

True

[rich crow]

LOL

[sick cave]

He thought he's sneaky

[sonic bronze]

Purge

[sick cave]

He's mad, lmao

[narrow zodiac]

hello

[rich crow]

[narrow zodiac]

im new to game do you guys know how to get cool stuff on it?

[rich crow]

Use mommy's credit card

[sonic bronze]

Or dad credit card

[full karma]

What if he calls you mommy????

[sonic bronze]

Tf

[full karma]

😂

[rich crow]

Bro vaaaas?

[full karma]

😂😂

[sonic bronze]

Vaaaas

[rich crow]

Heeeh?

Heh vaaaaas?

[full karma]

Well if he does you owe him your credit card

[sonic bronze]

Wdym

Nobody knows our location

[rich crow]

I have nothing in my credit card anyways

Im safe

[full karma]

Well thats a +

[sonic bronze]

Your funds is on -1?

[cunning ether]

when seggs update on standoff 2

[rich crow]

No I’m just broke

[sonic bronze]

Oh

[rich crow]

I spent all my money on csgo skins

[full karma]

Have some from me

[rich crow]

No it’s fine lol

[full karma]

I am rich

[sonic bronze]

Good reason

[rich crow]

I’m joking

I still have money to spend

[cunning ether]

also what would happen if i post a standoff 2 ak craft on ohnepixel's discord

[sonic bronze]

Buy discord nitro

[rich crow]

Do it

[full karma]

That's useless just like so2 skins

[sonic bronze]

Nice ak on your banner

[rich crow]

I posed an image of a payday2 mod where I got an awp dragon lore and sent “new pickup 26000 RMB”

[rich crow]

Thanks bro

[full karma]

The "bro" hit him hard

[cunning ether]

the thing is i dont have a good ak craft in so2

[rich crow]

Send a pic of gold karambit and go “#1 gold gem pattern 100% gold play side and backside” LOL

[cunning ether]

i just have an akr sport with 260g worth stickers

[prime wolf]

Where to report hacker?

[cunning ether]

factory new

[rich crow]

Holy shish FalleN

[cunning ether]

cs2 leaks

[rich crow]

Real

[cunning ether]

he left csgo

[rich crow]

New cs2 knife it’s just a gold bar

[cunning ether]

😦

[rich crow]

I know

[prime wolf]

Umm tell?

[full karma]

Imagine buying a knife in so2 for 0.10G

[rich crow]

I think it would be funny if we didn’t tell you

[prime wolf]

😂😂

[cunning ether]

dm @silk moth

[prime wolf]

Bruh

[verbal imp]

Dam

[prime wolf]

Thanks ronny

[rich crow]

Nox

[verbal imp]

Haiii

I'm finally back

They only took 3 days

To fix whatever bs it was

[frozen saffron]

Hello!

Im russiya