#💬│english-chat
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Bro why TF is this game cheep anti cheat system is still working... I literally got banned because I played well
i thought people wanted for hackers to be banned
now everyone gets banned
moment
🙏
I'm gey?
if we can't play the game, no one can
I play R6 and and I have that habit that shooting corners before the person even shows
yes
So2 top
only fair
yea
Hey
Started playing again standoff after 3 years
Can i Buy Gold by playstore gift card???
Yes you can
no more cheaters
I Have 25 USD Playstore GiFt card
@wraith sierra oh nice) 👍
how?
@thorny pelican redeem the gift card in your Google account
redeem the money into your account
And buy gold with it
||siuuuuuuuuu|| you
Already
But I can't see any payment method
u still have the ani pfp
Hmmm
🐧
And idk how to add payment method
if you live in different country it has to be specifically from there btw

different currency doesnt work
yep ik
redeem it in your account then
I'm now the leader
just someone tell me How do i add Playstore gift card paymenT Method!!
kill youlelf
it should be somewhere in playstore settings
When your in the game
||molotov||
Just tap on buy coins
How?
Who has the coolest skin? I have AWM dragon!

You'll see the payment option there
ik that but there shows credit card option not Playstore gift card optiomln
emberiph, rif4ct
🐔
@thorny pelican go to playstore and tap your account icon > payment and subscription > redeem code
wdym
now just enter your code there, and the money will be redeemed to your google account
okayy
There is no option for play card the amount is already in your account bro
you're already dead
Ohhhhhhh i seee
i have an gift card i go to play store and putt the gift card code and money in my account nice
why cant you be scjhwnc
can you be that
How can i see how much money is in my account
yo long time no see
hi
remember me?
who
same place, Payment and subscription > payment method
there should be your Googleplay balance
well NPCs don't forget
proving that you're
an NPC
and I'm the main character
short term memory to be specific
smartest mc
nice thank u
its about to be schrödinger
np
it could be about schröndinger
but it could also be not be about schröndinger
what if it was all a hoax
hu
we are living a simulation
im a girl
if i say that it was a schrödinger, doesnt that mean when i say that it was a schrödinger also a schrödinger
Anybody want to be my friend
girl NPC*
and play standoff together
Schrodinger's cat
lol
what is it's name
Sure i can play
Less go add me
says the guy with an alphabet as his name
you could put it like that, but also you could put it not like that or you could put it so it seems like its put like that when it isnt but the opposite could occur aswell, or both could be occurring at the same time but that could also be
My id is : Makhdumi
🌛
this is a schrödinger
Ok I'll dm you
noice
but in the other hand i didnt say it was a schrödinger
Friend me on discord
so this statement is also a schrödinger
Friend me on discord
my life is a schröndinger
insanity
but at the same time it couldn't be
👁️👁️
o yea
confusion of the highest orda
today im going home early, but at the same time
you didnt go early
so its a schrödinger
but that isnt
this is quite a schrödinger
Anyobody plz be my friend?
the universe could've began from a big bag, but what if it didnt
totally schrödinger
Can anyobdoy be my friend and play
Un coleg a cumparat un pc cu gtx740 la 7 milioane
what if you say maybe and
De la cn?
this is quite the mind boggling schröndinger
but on the other hand
it isn't
messi is the goat btw
since in the other universe i might not be
I am a messi fan
gt740 is so cheap wth
schrödinger
Ik
@hexed igloo you've infested this chat with the schrödinger
Like 80 bucks
is that a car
yeah
Dude
yeah
Hi
but my NPC theory is absolutely and negates all other baseless assumptions
but somewhere else I didn't
schrödinger
😟
Anyone wanna play ?
he was forced to program in C when he was 7
||molotov|| ||molo||||tov|| ||mo|| ||lot|| ||ov||
sure but I'd say
molotov
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
it's quite funny, but it did happen in csgo where this one guy kept commenting that m4a1s is overpowered in every match highlights on youtube
and they nerfed it right after
and then he faded out of existence
plagiarism
that is my theory
and there's no part 7 b
yeah it ends at 7a
I'm gonna have to sue you for this blatant defamation
||SIUUUU|| him
i know where this is all heading to
you'll bring it all to a conclusion where molotov is somehow brought up
no 💩
🐔
🛌

Anyone wanna play?
Ye
Ok I'll dm you
🦛
Butterfly or karambit?
Is ithis game still has cheaters?
How tf do this
zharmer
dual berretas
How to get promocode
hello guys my name is arthur and my biggest dream is to get a knife in standoff 2 i only have 0.31 golds, if someone can make my dream come true and sell me any knife for 0.31 i would really appreciate it
thank you very much for your attention
very cool arthur
hello guys my name is arthur and my biggest dream is to get a knife in standoff 2 i only have 0.31 golds, if someone can make my dream come true and sell me any knife for 0.31 i would really appreciate it
thank you very much for your attention
dream big guys
To place order you need atleast 600g
Someone have spare gold? Any amount
0.82 gold
🥲
That's not a thing
its still gold tho
You are right
he did say any amount
i know
Yeah,😆
hello guys
I got like 0.7 to spare
Skittle so when I get my 0.82 gold
I've got 0g to spare
thats not a very big dream
like his pp
I got an amazing 1.07 gold

beggar dream
🔥🔥🔥
:vineboom:
Bro I've 0g
dont judge book by its cover
I just copied what the other guy said
i love these chinese reaction images
actually i will
if I don't like the book title
What's the point of the cover then
why would i reqd the book???
if a book has amongus on its cover then im expecting among us fanfiction
not like
uh
Crazy
the bible
yea
if i saw a artoria doujin in the cover showing artoria im judging it has artoria
well, i mean if its ugly you just gonna not read inside it?
no?
why
i would like to study the insides
cuz I don't like the first impression???
how i made $560000 by selling books
1 review
0 stars
book scam
Amazon Best Seller!!*
how to become broke
also you really think random people to random author will just read their manuscript???
yes
that's some...
im already broke
show me your book collection
Are you the unforeseen consequence
no, im the consequences

why not, i mean i could do half of it
then you should die. all consequences lead to death.
he is the one who rises and shines
smelling that ashes
what do you want me to do? just died like you told me to do?
but
Cuz I ate too much. 🦘
hello guys my name is arthur and my biggest dream is to get a knife in standoff 2 i only have 0.31 golds, if someone can make my dream come true and sell me any knife for 0.31 i would really appreciate it thank you very much for your attention

No one. 
Is there anyone playing with me allies ? My Id 14146567
@sage oar i,m
Now?
Ok
Where are you from?
I’m from turkey
Nice to meet you ❤️
Nice tô meet too
Send me a request from the game
keep dreaming m8!!
Anyone got new avatar of standoff 2 ?
Bro get a life knife will not make you pro 💀
🗿 stop begging for a knife
it's his biggest dream man
I will send you to adoption center instead . 
yes
Btw anyone got new avatar?
whar
I hope we get trading
What
I hope we get trading in standoff
How come?

yo guys i have 220 golds, what skins am i gonna buy
so2 doesnt have a proper inventory system
its kinda bare bone
I buy standoff 2 gold
I buy standoff 2 gold/accounts, dm me!
Your gold your choice 💀
You can buy whatever you like
🗿
Hi
If your account gets banned can you make a new account? Or do you get device banned to?
Recreating and acc is doable
That curiosity made me dark 💀
Its so sad that “John Romero” died of Ligma.
Thank you for telling me

Because i told them not to
Who the hell is Steve Jobs
Designer, dev of both doom 1 and 2
That reminded me of how joe died of ligma
I have a bug in the game where I hear footsteps and gunshots even though there's no one there. Am I the only one?
Probably because the issue is not resolved yet
Stfup
Don't be toxic my friend
Carmack did the programming, Romero did the graphics if i remember
Im not gonna tell them to unban you with that attitude 🙄
And who are you?
Someone
.
Im the leader of earth
Its been regularly happening to people
I'll send a link so you can talk with the support team
@paper tangle Bu they respond?
Man,why do i get timed out for 1 hour for no reason sometimes wth
Yes, I see, but for me it happens in 2 out of 3 games 😦
I was o thier website and nobody tallk to me.
I'll send you a link so you can report this to the Support team
Skill issue tbh
Who want to play with me I am 27 level
Thanks
if you use the correct system
No one of thanks
No
@low mulch can I stop being pinged for a bit
I'm trying to change clothes so I can go to college right now
Xd
Yeah fr,stop being annoying 🥱
Just i need unban 36189441
blockem
Guys,can i get knife for 1 dolar?
I need a M4 Samurai 80-90 gold
gl
In dreams
?
dream on dream on aaaaa
you can't even put 1$ in game
min 2bucks lmao
Sing for the moment
well wake up, i had 3 knives with 0 dolla
wake up to reality
Fr i just checked the price and someone just bought one for 88 gold ☠️ and that might have been your chance but idk
😆
I have default knife 🗿
Why they make default knife have boring animations
Cuz it's for free
Fr
Because it's a default knife
Good point
buy meds on the way to college with cvs
Does someone use akr12 now?
It's so bad
Fr
just
I drank too much last night
use
Shoots slower than fs
ak
me whose not legal
I met a hacker he had no I'd 🗿

→(° °)┗
🐧🧹


How is it bad
Shoots very slow
A little bit
._.
deal with it
Hello
Hi
hey
shut up
Bruh
💀
Hi how is it going
Ok bro !
Run at home
Guys can i have multiple accounts on same device or no?
Ig yes
Ok one more thing, what's IP ban? I see it many times but i can't understand what it is
Run n Gun
u have to change ip
Every Device has different IP?
I didn't get banned just someone told me that if you play at your home and then you go to a cafeteria or sth you change WiFi so your IP changes and it's like someone else joined your account and you get banned, is that true? I think no cause it sounds a little bit stυpid
Brooo
So that WiFi question is fake news?
I mean, everyone plays sometimes by different WiFi connections you can be always at home and play so it's stυpid if you get banned for such reasons
You can't*
you cant login into other peoples account within the same wifi lol
i mean
you still need their passwords and gmails
Yes
Yes i know I can't explain it exactly as it seems you didn't understand
😐
oneg
Ah anyways ty boys
suuuiiii
yw
Hello
hi
How are you
im good wbu
Me need help yo get better by doing 1v1
I'm alright thanks
nO
I was just saying in general lol
oke
i dont play this game so dont ask me lol
Bruh
oke
oke
Merhaba arkadaşlar bir sorun yaşıyorum yardımcı olabilcek birisi varmi veya bilgisi şu sorunu yaşıyorum oyuna giriyorum ( stundog sürekli olarak durduruyor ne demek ? ) kendi kendine kapanıyor uygulama
Cool
Jest ktoś z Polski?
nice name
.
Hello friends, I'm having a problem, is there anyone who can help or information I'm having the following problem I am entering the game (stundog is constantly stopping what does it mean?) my application is closing by itself
Fr
I also faced it many times
Like 2-3 times a day and i thought it's a mobile problem
!!!!
Stoopid
oke
Anyone want to 1v1? Im bad
That's a nazi 😂
Sarmale cu smântână
nazi one is angled
Yeah
wow
And this symbol common
yes
Everywhere in India 💀
Im from Romania
im from china
Nice
Nope
Hii
Wanna learn Something in Romania?
What
Wanna learn something in german
Just free topg 👺
nein
No
no.
If You want to Say to someone „you look good" Say „belesti carasu"
andrew tate is a clown
No
yes
Fr
I don’t trust you
how in Romanian
its prob someone that includes your mom
@unreal sluice Are you a trans girl wt-
Ye I am
👺
tf lol
Sh- wrong emoji
Ahhh girl
Lol
hi rosie
its like you saw the name rosie and dint think of a girl
no boy puts hearts in their server profile
I thinked at Rosie from calliou
Avg Indian kid use this shi- to prank his dad
Hello
The game is Russian and everyone speaks English))
🐓
okay??
🗿
Cope
eu gaming scene>
i want a hime cut
Who asked
☹️
no one has to ask for talk
I want a military cut
bro think he in call of duty
true
and i took that personally
Polska ktoś coś???
🐇
The ending always stays the same
15806197
or it doesn't
Cow
🦛
the schrödinger
🦛🐢
Moo 🐱
🦛
Woof 🦛
Spoopy is never serious lol
🐡
another hit im coughing up my luungsss
i want a hime cut
I want to have most masculine hairstyle and then get jacked
I gotta carry all my discord homies
Cuz they can't carry their own masculinity
💪🤨
💪🐔
🐡
Went from down to just above my waist area all the way to my shoulders
💀💀💀
the only dreams man have: ""being the strongest and most powerful man ever to set foot on earth"" and ""kawaii gurl""
Piggg
I’ve never understood the “i have a haircut that’s so bad I’m going to skip schoo” thing
Mfw the barber phuck up ur cut
But now I do
This guy should be paying me for letting him cut my hair
does the wind annoy you
Not really
It was just getting a bit long so I wanted a small trim
Apparently everyone has a different definition of trim
im used to staying home all day so even the slightest of movement of the hair on my face it irritates me
What
I don't even get it did you have long ahh hair
so it seems
I had long hair
🐔
I mean I thought it was long enough to go see a barber
🐔
i havent had a cut in like 9 months
my hair is greasy always
🐡
I wash my hair separately every 3 days
I see my barber maybe like every few months

🦕
yea mym om said if i dont shower everyday it could get worse but if i literally apply shampoo like 20 times that would make it worse too
🐔
Cap
br o think he justin bieber
i love how i can keep talking about myeself for like 20 trilion hours but then like 11 nanoseconds when its about someone
nice narcisissms
Bro thinks he's the main character
Searching
for 1v1
why 1vs 1
yea i can jst say bad stuff about me but not about other people cuz i dont want to be rude i mean i have more freedom when it comes to me but not to other people cuz im not them so i dont know what people arent okay with me saying
Little does he know it's the guys who ask for 1v1s that are the main characters
But like unironically
In this server
🐇
what
Hm
hi nox
They want to begin a main character anime fight
Henlo emby
Od stamdoff 22 anime
holy crapp
You haven't trained
And you also have no plot armor
(skill issue)
When it's a draw you know they both main characters
🐤
people with god complex are funny
cuz its like
imagine them in a game its like imagine that scenario in a game
Jajajajaj
nosgov is the main character
one of my fav artists!!!!!!
🤨
the girl who rap and has hime cut
no
🦕
Same difference
🐔
🐓
i played it
and i listen to nosgov
therefore its connected
also
nosgov used to play csgo
So you listen to a main character of
no
You flipin pig
who said that
🐤
i just like her music
What makes her a main character here
its not an unknown game
I think the main character is
Actually since I'm not a main character either it is out of my comprehension to understand who the main character is
i love how were the only ones here
Because that would break the fourth wall and I can't do that because I live in a lesser dimensional world
bruh think he 1d
Compared to the main character
🐡
The main character knows about the external world
yea so
I only know about what there is around the main character
yea im p sure he doesnt know anthing
I photographed your crazying
im not schizophrenic i swear
🐡
Yeah I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
Surely couldn't be anything about the known world by us non main characters
Of so2
but we are the main characters of our own bodies and minds
i dont think youd like someone else controlling your mind for you
Yeah but if it benefits the main character's story we can always change our minds
or maybe you would if ur lazy
🦛 yes you are.
gomenasai
🦙🤺 sit down!
🐡
self aware npcs!!!!!!
He did the thing
🦘🤺 good boy.
🐔
🦷
Iife is inherently ordinary
Glass is glass.
i want a hime cut
I want a military cut
my neck hurts
🐅
Say no more. 🦛
Eat my hair hippo daddy
😨
Your what? 🦛
i think we are scaring newcomers
🐡
Give him back. 🤺
sanest mobile game community
🐡
iKo Max — Today at 23:37
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Zhxrm. 👑 (King of Recklessness) — Today at 23:37
Nice llama.
🦙

iKo Max — Today at 23:37
If the emojis were animated this would look like a playground
nahhh how has it only been
Uh oh. 🦛
🐔
His alt is probably moto moto
🐔 April 17th.
ive listened to lungs 31 times in the past 1 hour
Same
omg nosgov fan
I always listen to my lungs
Th is that
When I breathe
hello !!!!
Ok
Hi
hi
@rich crow look
im looking
too much smoke
🇦🇺🦘 this flag is tasty.
Nice pig
or hed end up like me
🚔
why my dad isnt skeleton
🐇
yeah i have a dad
Poop
its surprising i know
🤡
me when someone compliments me
"you looking fresh"
"maybe 👉👈"
🐔
Shut your fingers
🤨
🐆
Nice straws. 🦛
Kid name finger:
What a cow
thats not the type of compliment i mean
That's the only type of compliment
Adjective
🐔
/|
🩲
| |
👟👟
Spoopy
i mean like
You were romanian right?
Poop
🐔
This guy
Farted
🐔
/|
🩳
| |
Fantastic cowery
(༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)
wth this song hard asl
Nice cat mouth
go bossgov go
_🐔
/👔
👖
👟👟
🐦🈁🈁
Close to
hello there boys and girls
hi
Sup
Hello 👋
That was awesome house music
But I like road music more
When is the update coming to IOS
prob april
DAMN
Hello guys which emu works the best for you?
???
ye
Yo who got a clan i can join?
Witam
🤙
No witam
To idziemy na priv bo tu po Angolu nawalają?
W jakim celu?🧐 XDDD
Standoff2
go clan page bruh
To można, jak najbardziej
nah all of those clans r try hards ones
✅
i dont have 300 h
play time
n im not active everyday i play when i have time
i have experience in that game i played it for. 3years

then how tf do you not have 300 hr


