#💬│english-chat
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Bet
I’ll Smurf
Boost me to bronze
To Phoenix
lol
More then gold
vendo cuenta de free fire
wrong server bro
Jajajaja
añña
wrong language also
i don't play free fire


U watch anime kyoko?
J'aime Stand Off 2
He does probably
Yap
mmm...
ofc
I am watching TONIKAWA

I recommend u overflow
aot on top



Yeah
oke
Yap

Best anime for family
Yeah

Overflow
age restrictions?

No
Nah
oke
Is a family anime

lemme search it up

Watch it


Is Better


disgusting


It’s alright I already reached Phoenix and champs this season, next season I’m gonna drop for jokes

But thanks for the offer lol
Np
Moster
??
I actually wanted to buy a m4a1s with a titan holo on it
But someone bought it before me
oke
Go rank?
<t:1679846296:t>🦛
hackers
I have 5k
cooL
@rich crow go rank
i dont believe you kyoko
Clearly nab issue. 
not even pro players or docc or loba got 5k elo
Ajá
Cuz almost nobody knows me
That why
See?
whats ur faceit user
LOL
d0cc 6000 damn
Goo Rank
m0nesy is 6600
Boosted mf
ranger is average decent player
Oh my god
Yap
okee
He was champion in allies at one point
he was poopie champion then
How does he manage to go 2-11 against 2 golds
He is
or he let his sibling. play
No, go away. 
Okay
indeed
Bro @lilac oracle my kdr is bad too
And bronze
cuz no site in stand off 2 is made for wingman
Id
hope you dont get steamrolled
Go rank
That not you
No that’s the elite we’re going against
oke
we got your intent once you said silver
i know you know
You know that I know that you know
where is that from?
Rent a girlfriend
Seika lamprouge is so op
Ok nvm the Smurf is just a cheater
1 sec
Xd

imagine invite link
Why?
its kissing
ID: 31886801
Lmao
awwwwww
no homo
thats me fr
.
🤓
?



Ok
pengwingslobter420
?
cat fade
what is a slobter

oke
me lobter
Loberter
🦞
why do you all have crowns

.
???
actual reaction: :
Nice nice
what is you mean
who will win
🦀 or 🦞
vote now for a battle of the decade
0-1
🦞
ez
Lobter is technically immortal
get clapped
🦞
no diffed
gains*
Lobter King
*lobster
🦞 is about to evolve into blue 🦞
👑
🦞
you guys weird
🦀 
???
crab
no
he has ascended
lobster>>>>>>
His Highness, Blue Lobter
🦀 has devolved into commoner (emotional)
stop being weird guys
Blue gem (ocean) lobster
be normal
Pattern 661
scary alert 💀
Pray to the Blue Lobter for mercy

Ocean blue BG are boring
then is not 661
661 is scar
ohnepixel quote
i think i watch to much gen z humor lately
no
where's vine when u need em
you is watch weird humour

He tripped over and fell off and said some slurs oh no
He died in the process
No way
no way
live reaction 
you guys is waffleit 7000 elo lvl 10
what is minimum to be considered good player in yous opinionS?
Be Champion
!1!1!1
last opened game : 7 months ago
lmao
most hardstuck players in the whole ranking system
is there like something interesting there
no
just smurfs, hackers and braindead tm8s

a lotta them
Like 2000 is where it gets to “good”
2000-2200
fair enough
🦛
mobile players try not to hack because of thier incapable device specs challenge (impossible)
They should bring molotov or some like that to make the game interesting and change the meta
exynos users when the game try to render molotov : 
fr
snapdragon users when the game doesn't have enough graphics option : 
only 9 out of the 7000 that could be 2000 elo+
FR
raytracing when
amd > nbidia
respectfully

nO
Will anyone help me to reach pheonix 
no one.
mediatek when the cpu try not to throttle over 2010 game challenge (impossible)
lool

ohnepixel viewers try not to have 1000 pound+ inventory (theyre incapable)
spectrum cpus when their existence are unreal : 
real
i barely see a phone with this cpu brvh
csgo players try not to talk about valorant(impossible)
Sofia trying not to flex her csgo inv (impossible)
nah its just csgo community
(i dont own csguh)
they just salty at a casual game
Obamna
barack
csgo matchmaking when the % rate to meet russian are never below 99% : 

for no russians
but prime you need
12 pouodndnbds

omw to install windows 12 on my dying 2018 sd845 phone
and certain abilities
mister best
so2 player try not to inspect thier knife for 0.0001s challenge (impossible)
only if they dont have default
i see those aswell
and m9 users dont inspect unless the end of round
they just stab and stab to see animation
jko players when they had to inspect 1000 times just to miss the secret animation: 
Knives be shiny in cs2
cuz its not kara csgo idle
turnin to cso real quick
why couldnt they just keep csgos kara idle
cant wait for animated skins in cs2
never
csgo is comp game
skins with too many solid colours never get accepted
so the fragmovie makers can finally not to effortlessly put thier edits into thier vids every time
and plus animation too distracting
proffessional play> fragmovie makers
bhoppers when desinc joins :
lmfao
extra 250kmh
bhoppers when wrong tick rate:

you too
Fragmovies trying not to have 50+ effects and filters at every frame

@inland wigeon @verbal imp I gtg
Thanks for the games tho
My reaction to 50+ effects on a single frag movie

I made a frag movie and the only comment I got was in Russian that said “learn how to use effects/transitions”
Because I only had 1 filter
And it wasn’t distorting my screen so it’s all purple and sh*t
Oof
I’m happy with how it came out
It’s not bad but it’s not good
I’m not a fan of using like 50 filters constantly
It’s hard to see anything
lmao
Gotta listen to the 14 year old Russian for advice 🙏
Them man put so many effect and filters you cant even see the gameplay properly
Did u at least rank up
No
No
Yeah I got to champ
Good
Is there trading or only marketplace?
Did you?
Only market
Ofc not
I did
Okay thanks just got back in this game last time I played 2 years ago
About 60
Wow 2.4K Gold
I mean
It’s decent
I don’t like it myself
But if you like it then go for it
No I have it in my inv
I haven’t played in a while
I don’t even remeber getting it
Oh gotcha
Does anybody have good sense settings?
I’m on iPhone
I play 3.4 on my phone but that’s just me
Aim accel?
Why do I have the Turkish role 😭
go to id:customize
you can change thete
there
0.5 finger is best
Hold on 1 sec
Before i ask my next question is there a list of what gets you muted or do y'all just hope for the best talking here because I'm not even sure what i said wrong earlier
Probably iPad 4 seems like max on a phone
no wonder why i deranked from master to pheonix
ahaha
lmao
he got banned in game
results canceled
damn


You played with a hacker that why
goodnight everyone
thats my sens settings
Boa noite
english my man
Não muito
on that combat game rsp

wdym


I’ve arrived. 🦅
so is this game finally active again or no
Idk
i seen hella recent videos on yt, but jdk
I’m in an official ceremony rn. 
Wdym
Making passport photos for newcomers. 
a few months ago people rarely uploaded standoff content, but now ppl uploadin it alot
New college juniours. 
Time to brainwash them. 🦛
Feed them corruption. 🦅
Give them the black pill

Hmm
It could be
I’m gonna get fired for this. 🦛
I joined standoff started game and got banned
Splendid.
Skill issue
Nahh
Don’t be nervous, stage fright is perfectly normal. @verbal imp 
You’ll get used to it.
I have 1400 gold,should I invest it in scorpion cases?

You should sit on the stage more often. 🦘
Maybe be a goofy ah meatbag to attract attention. 🤺
Die.
Say the wrong word
🦛
Would be hilarious. 
I’m traumatised to buy nitro ever again. 
Cuz I forgot to cancel it and it auto renewed. 
Lelele
Moment
new season?
can u guys tell me what is the best gloves that can be match with bayyonet digital burst?
I’m finally home
I own a pair of geometry gloves
I think it fits really well
is new season here
Hhmm pretty good lemme see it
Whats b?
No.
B
B
B😨
B 🔥 🔥
We don't speak about the J
B 😭
B is lit af
Damn geometry is kinda expensive, any cheaper than it?
Retro wave but that’s about it
No other gloves really fit well
Well how about punk?
Punk is pink
Not exactly purple
Same with raider
I don’t really think it fits well IMO, but if you like it then no objections
Welp I guess i gotta eat some grass for save up some money to buy it, thx for ur suggestion
Raider actually looks good
I think it’s Mid Mid Mid
But it’s personal preference so
If someone likes it I can’t really object

Only the thumb part actually looks quite nice
The hand wrap in the middle
I don’t like as much
But I can see it working
True
That’s the downfall for most hand wraps
The hand wrap ruined it
The actual wrap part
Warp
@old pumice don't sell your butterfly
Aight I gotta do the first plan
Just buy autums :clueless:
It is phooking minging
🌱

L3mme shoe u
Calypso
C'est un serveur français ?
meanwhile me who didn't fast for today cus i feel like my body is gonna shut down even if i eat
Why everyone keep asking me if I know when is the update?
Take a break
lmao
when is the update
I'm not a russian youtuber
when is update
bro just switch sides
Well it might be around next month that's for sure
We will finally get a dual pistol
Yes
But they'll add it, lol
New meta
2 people buy armor and 2 people buy dualies for those players
And the last guy buys nades
True
what does that mean simon
Dual baretta is confirmed but we don't know about molotov
i dont think armor matters if they hit your head anyway
Dualies and scout nah
That’s not gonna go well
It depends actually
Depends on what they do with the dualies
Cane???
Wtf?
💀
Nah he tweakin
Cause you didn't eat
you're drunk during ramdhan?
Fr
quite sane
Nah
what time is it there
ooh, early morning starvation
your body will start eating your body fat mid days tho, i think you should be fine
How close are you?
Ye 3k every month
proof
Need another 3k
bro getting monthly subscription
💀
It's aight guys, I still have all my stickers that I can sell
But imma keep it for now
Also I'm waiting for the new collection
what map for season 5
Heard it's gonna be another province revamp
they should make a train map
Hillo fellas
@vale sparrow yo
True
hi qn
what if they add a spaceship map where there is 1 imposter in their team
im
Doing fine
having lunch
Nice
So2 x amogus
so3?

Nah
Gonna be too much effects and fps will be 10 💀
cursed
Fr?
yeah
pubg new state yeah
Wth
Pg3d x amongus
just like fortnite
Still exists
They have among us skins?
pg3d did a collab?
nah they just straight up stole it
Ye
what
pg3d doesn't need collab
I could make a screenshot
Ye
insane
Lmao 💀
huh???
Pg3d can't wait to get sued
I wasn't playing when that happened
Pon
Fr
this just like life after x aot
Fr
its so bad i couldn't believe they made it through release
Lol
XD
just like free fire x ronaldo
they did a pretty good job tho
True
Shopee x ronaldo
so are we gonna get a collab in so2 or what
No
i mean
do u guys remember so2 x pubg
iphones already have samsung parts in it
you remember when so2 x wotb
I remember so2 x goofy ahh game
world of tanks
I really can't believe that the Russians kid are falling for that trailer
Ye
it says gullible on the ceiling
wow

sorry, this Anti Lavaloon 3 star base was not so anti Lavaloon at all
Sell clan 10 seats
i want my lovelive collab
Anti LaLoo bases when I use Skelly donut hero dive hogs
seat
So2 x lovelive = more anime skins
That'll be dope
loli player model
New agents and jtd anime

I’ll delete the game

yeah bro i want my m4a1 honoka
Too bad sawed off is a sh*t weapon
😭
like u. hehehehe
But then I just said f-k it since I’m on a low budget
what is the difference between shield and sticker
the shield, so2 and 2023 one
sticker is one time use, shield can be use multiple times
alr
shield is just sticker, but you can peel it off and use it again
ohh thanks
maybe he meant the veteran one
yes
yea
nice
it says unequip instead of erase
i see thanks
np
bruh
defuse anyone?
A shield in theory is the exact same thing as a sticker, except a shield is reusable and a sticker is one time use
Yup, got it thanks
once you equip a charm, can you unequip and use it again?
Yeah
nice
Wait you can remove shield from a skin by not errasing itM
?
Yes
Yes
Anyone wann play comp? I'm bronze 2
:))
Whats the best box to buy
is jkommando worth it?
🦛
Casually using my laptop in the train rn. 🦛
I feel like I'm a businessman working rn. 🦛
Stop dreaming
We all know everyone that is talking rn here is going to end up working at McDonald's at 40
Not me. 🦛
174907381 add me
And that's how a friendship was made, people. 
What's the problem?
😂😂👌
@thorny pelican can't find ya mate
gimme the money to buy the gold then is a deal
so am I
- 30% tax 🦛
listen
174907381
take my id
and go to find friends and put
ez
I don't have money....my car consume too much gasoline 😭
Vtm te-as ajuta eu
Da nu mai joc de un an
150 dollar pc
hai ca merge și asa vtm
The only way to make an offer like that for a pc that runs cs go is if you threaten with a knife or you are a deal god
Ba, da recomand mai degraba iesitul pe afara
Ka idee
merg si pe afara , doar ca nush sa joc
Baga training, si uitatate la tutoriale pe net
Gen de smokuri flashuri
Pozitii etc
Eu nu le mai stiu aia e faza
Si baga la greu daca vrei sa joci bine
Ca astia de pe so2 nu prea au viata
😶🌫️😶🌫️
@thorny pelican I don't wanna be rude but I asked for "tips " not 1v1
uite boul ala de mai sus ma baga la 1v1 sa ma bata doar 👌😂
💀
@quasi timber macar asa sa jucam nu ai vrea? gen nu prea am cu cine si daca gasesc jucatori sunt copii din aia de 8~9 ani
Bro nici nu am jocu instalat
Ca eu am zis ca nu mai joc de un an
Stau pe server ca sa imi bat pula de copiii astia fara viata gen
Stiu
Nu pot
la școala cv?
😂
eu mai am vre-o 3 ore si o tulesc la munca
Unde lucrezi?
Si merge bine munca pe acolo?
plictiseala dar mere
Se castiga bine pe sudura nu?
e binișor
grass iz callin'
I play this game for fun tbh
but is annoying when people kill me from litterally nowhere so I wanna learn more bout this game idk 😂👌
Facts
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