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and if they dont know theyre not seeking it
lol
I mean u can bully a random person on the street which u've never met so that's not repetitively
you cant???
It’s not “bullying” it’s just not nice behaviour
Xd
why would I read the dictionary 💀
Broooooooooooooo tffff is this gamee
I don't even speak English fluently it's not my first language
It’s got interesting vocabulary
i agree
Standoff 2. It literally said it in server title
Standoff 2 is a dynamic first-person shooter that honors its prequel's legacy. Join 200 million other players from across the world - grab your favorite gun and join the standoff! REALISTIC GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION. Take part in a real-time team standoff on your smartphone
Got ban when i finished my comp game then i leaved i got 3 days ban
a mobile fps shooter in the tactical shooter genre based off of cs:go
indeed
have u ever just decided to pick up the English dictionary and just start studying it?
Everyone’s answered his question
Yes.
... why
I'm bored af.
So you finished the game and then decided to leave when it was giving your mmr?
And because I'm chinese.
what's mmr I forget
match making rating i think
sens?
its like ELO
???
I want some good sensibilities
????
sensivity
sensitivity is personalised
Too ez
there's no such thing as good sensitivity
only you can figure out ur perfect sens
oke
or perfect sensitivity
che chess reference
what happened to hello? how are you?
Idk
alotta games use elo for rank rating system
he just comes here saying the most random stuff and never does anything
like robloxs Arsenal
fr
XD
average elite player
me personally I'm very sensible to people judging the way I feel in real life but I do it all the time myself so I guess you could say that I'm a hypocrite most of the times
omd
Zhxrm and spoopy:
They at least do something
SkipeX on something bro
like Zhxrm making someone really mad and giving them a 6 Day timeout
'I can see it in ur eyes, that you need it rn'
he's probably in a match as we speak
@glossy shell
i agree
could never be me
imagine
solo queuing sucks
solo q to the legend is painful
sadge
bread
ikr
allies ?
noice
looking for a decent player
lucky i swear cant get past gold 2 with all these hackers
now its just way harder to get high ranks
probably because I already accumulated 1000+ hours before the Competitive System was a thing.
ranger games is just hackers once evry 5 or 3 games
anyone wanna play defuse? ill carry
cuz more people
are you sure bout that
ur wrong literally every match i get is just hackers on comp or allies
I was just simply built different back in 2019
pretty sure ive got you added actually
124895605 my id
im dov3
i meran i got a 4.37kd and a 50% headshot percentage lmao
unfortunately I was no life tryhard using thumbs only on a crappy phone with 17 fps
L
and somehow got Legend with 17 fps only
Guys when does the season end?
stop flexing
and also thumbs
stop

@paper tangle nab bronze 1 was my first rank ever
i feel like fps doesnt really matter in a mobile game lmao
Truly I was the best in my prime
bronze 1 best rank
Never gotten it
it does its just matters less
im over here with a 144fps
cuz mobile players generally have skill issue
So true
not me tho
mobile players are just braindead in general
most of them hear me tell them the enemy is on their left and they turn like bruh
people called me a "hacker" or "is using a PC in a mobile game
" as insults in Elite 
fr they have no audio

right*
ikr
Guys when does the season end?
When Season 5 comes out
true
pc in mobile game is kinda skill issue tho
which we don't have a date for it
lmao same tbh im a god on standoff 2
dont get why they couldnt just play cs
its a massive skill issue
bc its fun crapping on ppl on a mobile game lol that cant even listen to callouts lmao
I'd say stay humble before you get utterly destroyed by actual good people
hello guys
good ppl? theirs no such thing as good ppl
on a mobile game
there is
indeed
there is
its just you never encountered one
I miss the Old Zone 9
if their was good ppl they would have over a 3.0 lmao never found 1 in comp allies or defuse
get it off comp
but its good for bhoping
when will the scorpion be removed?
on stairs
kk
1.3 kdr+ in the legend higher mmr is very good
3 kd doesnt means good
fr
remember to use the correct "there" and not "their" or "they're" because english is werid
i mean from what im seeing yes
it means ur playing ppl not as good as you
Guys one moment, when will the scorpion be removed?
no one knows
ok th
dude i must have dementia bc i dont remember asking
rude
rude
rude
just chillin
stop being so rude
ngl ppl dont know how to play this game
thats not good
We honestly don't have a specific date for the Scorpion case to be removed. So the best guess I can take is around April.
ct is supposed to stay on bomb site and defend them while c has to attack it
anyways when is the next human brain software update
but i feel like its the other way around on this game
Once Humanity Evolves I guess.
mine is like a lot outdated
you never played against master to the legend then
i have and their trash
he can play in china server
theyre not lol

thx
shush
i like bronze plyers
sorry i play on the us servers like im supposed too. you know bc im from their?
No problem and have a nice day. 
i see why u get noob matchmaking
na brain lul
NA is dead
noob matchmaking with my 4.0 kd? youre right
at least in so2
He used the wrong "there" again and he's American. 
then ur playing with noobs lol
NA scene is ded both is cs and so2
only naf and twistzz is carrying the csgo scene
bro send youre common stats in screenshots and lets see ur kd if it aint over a 3.0 you can shut up
but both of them r canadians
what do you get on moving bots hard mode
Its a graveyard in NA for So2
yeah
if ur kd is over 3 ur playing with noobs
wym im finding alot of ppl on the na servers
bro got pissed damn
skill wise ded
NA skill wise dead fr

also seeing alot of ppl expliotitng the maps ngl
but they have good skills with guns in real life ngl
You gotta raise them right with firearms
honestly tho, Americans fights for the dumbest reasons
you cant take away my 2nd amendment
and it's funny
yeah
and you guys run into american convoys and committe forever box for no reason
cuz why not
@daring sequoia whys your personality so iffy
but america is good source for the memes
mans over here running towards us speaking ᔑꖎᔑ⍑ ᔑ⍑ꖌ ʖᔑ∷
I said many times that I'm Texan but it seems like you like to fight for the dumbest reasons, which is proving my point to this.
man who u looking at
fr
Pass ne zaman gelcek
We do like to do the dumbest things
some are dumb
and some are funny
we can see that
man if so2 added bhop
no

hey guys i have hacker in competive match
We had it before
Do you have any video evidence?

oh okay
yes
sed it was removed
bro was probably swearing at me
i have video
Ill send 2 links in your dms, please wait for a moment.
yeah probably
personality and emotional control L
you're less mature than a 13 yr old
thats an L
(pls no ban)
rip milkers
Rest in Hell.
kk
R.I.H
Nah it's fine, I mainly do the reporting to the moderators here.
u know the bully game?
waaaaaa
kk
he be trolling probably
Stop saying that other people said that when it was clearly you
please delete
Someone are to sell golds
no i sell air
I mean George Washington is dead
Hahah
I know lol
stop
ik albert autism 😋
please
Someone are to sell golds?
No
Anyone wants to buy gold 5.2k its all i got
bro u should not say this here
Anyway being homosexual isn’t even a bad thing so no need to cover it up @vague iron
fr
I bought all in standoff store in google with discount
u too should not say it here
u can get a ban
why Tw1st?
Why?
Ohh,sorry
check server rules
Its mostly a mute
its alr man
for Advertising
@paper tangle i have a bad news
It is advised to not advertise here
what's the bad news
Thanks for say for me
need to piss, but its occupied.
That's awful news
and its like 4-5 am for you
but why you telling @paper tangle
check pm
stop
and guys do you know when new gold pass and new season comes in?
What?
@vague iron check so2 ss
We have no such information about the New update or Season, so the best guess I can give you is April.
I already sent a Report
Even new pass?
otay
even the new pass
demn
why aint he talking to me
:((((((
:sad:
alr men calm down
enough trolling
George Washington the typa guy who would go for president
fr
yeah he should be the president
??
no he should be the prime minister 😩
im a minor
damn
quite frankly
i feel old
Cool
now he's on mute
ty @paper tangle
that's a ban
Mute?
not mute
ban from whole server breh
Thanks for the help Hel. 
imma mute myself too then
knowing my kids would live in this kind of world is crazy bro
bye guys
moment
i could leave my kid alone for a few hours, next thing i know he can crank 90s
bruh
@daring sequoia ?
Oh it will
this aint a problem
i still need to take a piss
biggest problem right now is that
stop telling the whole so2 discord
Bruh
taht you need to piss
bro i need to take a piss
just take a piss in the bush or dirt
sorry, im not into 273812
Awe hell naw 
don't worry kid
Specific numbers that you don't need to know.
no dont
this is not looking good for mongolia economy
Go ahead
i dont get it
worry not
so what is it???
you don't need to know
just don't worry about it
😦

What does that mean nathan
@paper tangle
i don't what's happening in the west, but they brainwashed
??????
I don't what happening in the east, but they washed away
have you seen how fast that guy is
???
not really
i have bad news and good news
Give the good news
did the piss get in your pants/leg
quite frankly someone snatched it
I'm starting to get nervous when you play and the team throws you out, even though you were the MVP and did well.
????????
I will delete the game

snatched what
the toilet
?????
when i join a game in standoff they be only speaking russian may i know why ?
how
No one would care, but go for it.
alotta russians playing
Because it was made by a Russian Company?
ye i was ab to ask
They are in fact in every server
that's right
check screenshots
i took a piss
Whether you like it or not
crazy world isnt it
L
frfr
i could go outside doing 10 push ups and then i did 10 push ups
what did i do to bro for him to get so pissed
utterly flabbergasted
i can do 3 one arm push ups now : )
wow
ikr
not that impressive but better than last year
where i sat around lazing about
Send
did you show hackers id?
so2videos
yes
okay
Can someone help me
with what
To transfer gold from one I'd to another id
nop
put an item up for sale for that amount of gold
Hi
Hello
If someone else get the skin for that much money
you need to buy a skin from the other acc to trans
get cheap skin??
I cannot scroll that much
Yeah cheap skin
wdym
kinda not our problem
request and order
what does that mean Johnson
you dont need to scroll
idk slang at 5am
I mean if I request a skin which is 18 gold for 500 gold to transfer if someone else request it so my gold is lost
...no
you just sell a item at the price, and have the other accounts buy it by requesting that item on same price
pretty ez
BRO
doesn't work like that
L intelligence
just have a vasectomy
If someone else has request for the same ammount and someone else gets it
sad
What will I do then
im dumb then
look just set up a skin for the gold your transfering in acc 2 and just buy it from acc 1
I tried it
all dicks' no balls?
how hard is that
???
I tried it and lost 50 gold
vasectomy
Uhm a friend gave me a I'd with 500 gold so I have to now give him my I'd to buy gold in that
20% but axlebolt cant do maths
its not about requesting the same amount, you have to request above the highest one to be able to get that skin for cheaper than how much you intended to buy it for
I think I'll get a cystoscopy instead I've heard they work exquisitely against covid 19
so axle sometimes take extra
Yeah
i haven't worked out in a while and my arms are sore cuz i did some exercise last night
couldnt be me but W
yea
aight
Any one wanna play ?
the sore is not that bad
just normal defuse
if you didnt warmup the sore could be worse
Ai ai everyone tell your dream skin 🙂
bro thinks hes rambo
coming from a guy with rambo pfp, this is quite valid
is this racially related
i dont skin people, not sure
Nopel
Not the skin color the standoff skin
The so2 skins ;-;
breh
it don't even exist
Why
That's what she says 🙂
just wondering, you a girl or boy or whatever
i have 1 last item i want in this game, it's the v2 sport which cost about 50k and i invested about 25k now so it's halfway there
Us moment 🫂
clearly
v2 sport awm overrated
clearly what?
yeah, but i really wanted that skin ever since the release
v2 sport is just ovverated
alr imma shower
How to get streched res?
answer pls
I've got adobo rice to make
answer @proper gyro
calamity
frfr
Which knife do you own ?
m*n omg
depression knocking at my doorstep
anyways a dude
okee
he swore
nice malachite
nice knives
sold my Malachite awhile back but i want it back
butterfly never overrated
currently have kara dg and poison
it looks clean
Terraria Calamity
M9 overrated af
no
m9 is not overrated
oat be banging
Butterfly legacy my dream knife
fr
regualr bayonet cleaner tho
Yeah
i dont know what you're talking about Nightly 🪀🪀🌑👁️
Roar of the Jungle Dragon or the Tier 3 Acid Rain Event is best for me
insane
ikr
bru
ive spent 1 hour 20 mins texting on discord omd
i almost took my Wednesday uniform instead of my Monday uniform
defuse was the goat
the most i got from a drop is the faceit shotgun at 3G
Hmm sure
cant play now tho
Sad
live in england
???
I am from india
cool
idk when mine is
You added me ?
Wait
Guys is the next update is a major one or just a regular one
Cuz i saw lot of random Russians CC talking about some interesting things
when the season 4 have started ?
When time the Season 5 have Trailer are another guy know?
next update is probably 6th year Anniversary
around april
nice
dont you love it when you spend 20mins tryna find your shirt which they claimed to have washed, and you find in the basket and scold you for it
dropped 0$ got 2 knives and a inv worth around 150bucks
niceeee
I dropped my sanity

i dropped the soap 
How can i get gold more?

better
i m noob at unranked :((((((((((9
Why
Bronze 1 is best rank
yes
Give me a number of 1-10 off my inventory i posted îți in so2 screenshot
hello, I'm looking for someone to teach me the purchase-resale thank you in advance! go mp me
imma give it a 7.5 or 8
I give it 7.5
Buy 1000 TEC-9 dalmatian
i have left so2
why?
so i dont remember the knifes now
Why?
Im going to sleep
kk man bye
Alr
Bye
hello, I'm looking for someone to teach me the purchase-resale thank you in advance!
Scorpion not on market?
Guys i have a question
what
I am a 2023 veteran and im making progress im about to reach the gold medal if the devs released the update will the process reset or what?

Ty so much
How y'all doing? 

Not yet
People must be stressing lmfao
Mfw I'm omw to getting elite
Clan war? 16 rounds bo3

moment
I have a question
Hi
Do clan wars earn us gold?
What is your question
No
Nothing at all?
Only a thing called Shields
Yes
Its like a sticker that can be removed and kept
Okay thankyou
No problem.
If you have any more questions, feel free to @ me and I'll come right away
@tidal magnet
Better than grinding rank then to lose it all
Smurf is good
pls
Why shouldn't i
smurf is not good
Drop 25k every time
you ruin other peoples experience
why no molotov in standoff2
you would get bummed ou tif u were on enemy team
They've ruined my experience as well
SO?
😦
Play with high level players is good
be kind to those who mistreat you
ah ok
You get experience
dov3 i don’t think you know how people how are in this game
no one cares about others
Playing against higher leveled players helps you more than it hurts
Like @inland wigeon said, you get experience
You learn some of the strategies they do
or you just get 10-0ed
they just want to play and get better
why ska royal pas
Get use to it
yes but no smurf
You lose over and over until you understand what they’re doing that makes them crush you
Is it positioning?
Aim?
Knowing where to throw nades?
If you get experience you could give fight
smurfing is not good
Yes it sucks to go against higher leveled players, but if you think with the mindset of “oh great Smurfs, I lose” then you don’t stand to gain anything
dont ruin others experiences
you are all weak compared to me.
If you go in with the mindset of, “Maybe I can learn from these high level players and understand how they do do well”
Then you’ll learn more than you think
okay @ocean olive-sama
Rsrs
say that in gold
True
However the counter argument is that Smurfing forces players to go against higher leveled players, and it’s not out of choice
But I’ve rarely encountered Smurfs in my MM games
why no battle pass?
Guys, I need help
no one smurfs in bronze
What would Smurf be on standoff?
prob not fun
I’m up in mid rangers and there’s no Smurfs
@lilac oracle you are champion, Have you play with people in gold rank and beat people in gold too?
I’ve been at gold there’s no Smurfs
I’ve been to Phoenix, no Smurfs
I’ve been to champion for a game or two, no Smurfs
they still have elite teammates so it dont matter
champ is just golf VII
gold*
I meet Smurfs on daily basis
People in Elite in gold is the same
Maybe it’s a region factor
gold is homebase for smurfs
Yh
I play NA most of the time
yes
Play eu more level and get experience
EU on top
Look at my match history, 10-15 hours and playing like 5k hours and i loose 0-10 most of the times
I play Netherlands when I play with friends
I’m not risking going into eu with randoms
Hours just tells people how much time you spend in the game
some elites have 50
like experience thing
how is it possible for 2 hours with a competitive step
You can make inferences, but it doesn’t define anything
Obviously a smurf
sometimes its not smurf
Yesterday I got an unranked player he had 50 kills and we lost 1-10 and got -60
What are u on about
some ppl are just inherently better at others
then*
than*
omd
its rare but possible
but yh mostly its smurf
It’s only possible through experience through other games
I have 1 Smurf in Elite 1.60kd and 125hrs
I needed +43 to reach pheonix and got -60 coz of that sckr
sadge
@verbal imp was like 6 away from RU and he got kicked
Jjajajaj
what rank are you actually?
bruh
thought you were trolling
I met a legend on my alt acc in comp and he lost to silvers and golds
He didn’t even top frag
as long as they dont have 1.3kdr in elite or the legend theyre easy enough to beat in aim
He was like 4th on the scoreboard
Yeah if he have sorta experience from another fps game
Yeah they'll be better but u can't expect them to hit legend in 50 hours
lmfao
And hackers are pretty common in allies
Literally me
he was trolling then
Played one game got put in ranger
Carry legend = fake rank
I get a hacker in 1 out 10 games in allies
The moment I saw him in our game the first thing that came to mind was “boosted mf”
i get hackers 1 out of 4 games in champ
And 4.60kd?
results canceled lol
i go cry
Or is it 1450-1500
How to get promo code ?
True
shush
1450 ig
theres no promocodes
Nah, and play focus and play
i was just joking
1440
ABCDEFGH42069
i never give up lol
Okay I'm coming
If you play rank for a full day and win you can get Elite if you are silver
2-16 scrims when 3 of my team leftz still got that positive kdr
I can in Smurf
Nah i don’t feel like comp rn
In my account gold 4
Because I’m too noob
True
Because Sofia too good
Literally skill issue :clueless:
youre just finna derank to bronze again
Bless up 🙏
and ruin actual golds games
Or I can just not play Allies ever again
sure
I only got boost in 2v2
:clueless:
until next season lol
Sayang helped me
Next season I’m reaching for silver or bronze
I’ll use my alt for genuine grinding
I can help in Smurf
Promo code not found 🥹
You can get Phoenix
LOL




