💬│english-chat

[unreal sluice]

I play game for 1 month

[rugged trail]

?

[restive portal]

But hackers now days can drop it to me

Im playin for fun

I love skins

[rugged trail]

Oh

Witch one

?

[restive portal]

But i wont buy them

No one got banned

[void quail]

@rich crow u played an 1v1 w that guy?

Who won

[restive portal]

Your playin wrong game if you think they got banned

[restive portal]

What witch one

[rugged trail]

Hehe boay

Witch skin you like?

[restive portal]

I love p350 tag king

Its my favorite

[rugged trail]

Which

Sorry

Pfff

[restive portal]

For knifes only butterfly

[void quail]

I opened that from box bruh

[rugged trail]

Autocorrector

[unreal sluice]

Rosie is most noob ever

And is too toxic

[restive portal]

Ah i open only grey skins…

[unreal sluice]

Rosie doesn’t deserve friends

She is a bad person

[restive portal]

Why

[void quail]

U know my biggest box opening?

[rugged trail]

#📸│photos

[restive portal]

Nope

[rugged trail]

@restive portal

[rugged trail]

Indeed

That's true

[restive portal]

Dont flex on me

Pls

I know you have it

[rugged trail]

I'm not

[restive portal]

Watch my inv

[rugged trail]

I just wanna say that... Is not good

[void quail]

In about 220+ box i only get a legendary, 3-5 epic

[restive portal]

Yea ofc

Mine is better right

[rugged trail]

So... That is 2,200 gold

[restive portal]

I have

[rugged trail]

Nah

[restive portal]

Lower then 1 goald

[unreal sluice]

Yes

[rugged trail]

22k

Pfff

Noob

[unreal sluice]

Rosie should die I hate her

[restive portal]

I want them

[rugged trail]

@unreal sluice you have akr TH

[restive portal]

But i wont get them

[rugged trail]

That's cool

[restive portal]

💀

[rugged trail]

👍

[void quail]

Finally someone calculated yea its 2.2k G but i don't bought for gold

[rugged trail]

The only skin that i like ...no offense @unreal sluice

[restive portal]

@rugged trail see my inv

[unreal sluice]

Dw, Rosie isn’t offended. She should die after all

[restive portal]

#📸│photos

[rugged trail]

Is 22k

[void quail]

Ayoo chill what is your prob

220 box bro not case

[rugged trail]

Really?

[void quail]

Its all box

[unreal sluice]

Wdym?

[void quail]

U want to die or wha

[restive portal]

I opend to much boxes to count

And i still have nothing

[rugged trail]

Nice bro

Is good

Not bad at all

[unreal sluice]

Dw

[restive portal]

Not bad

Not bas

D

[void quail]

What is dw

[rugged trail]

For what ?

[void quail]

He had 1k,

?

[rugged trail]

Oh .. wait@rich crow

Imma show you something

[unreal sluice]

Dw = don’t worry

[rugged trail]

Wait a lil bit

[restive portal]

Rosie how are you

[void quail]

Ok

[rugged trail]

#📸│photos

@rich crow

[unreal sluice]

As always lol

[rugged trail]

Rip

[restive portal]

And that is

[rugged trail]

Yup

Better than 1k

I brought an Awm

[restive portal]

Bro flexin on us for no reason

[rugged trail]

And another m4 skin

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[restive portal]

I would buy that awm skin

For 0.60

[rugged trail]

And i have like 3 M4 arcane one legendary and one epic

Skins

[void quail]

Somebody is interested about my hot pepper harvesting?

[restive portal]

And i dont have skin for m4

Im better

[rugged trail]

You should buy m4 tiger

[verbal imp]

I'm so on the edge rn

[rugged trail]

The best skin for low budget

[restive portal]

I cant even buy that

Its like 1g

I have 0.60

[rugged trail]

Oh

[unreal sluice]

As always

[restive portal]

💀💀💀

[rugged trail]

Well

Play for coins

[restive portal]

bruuuhhhhhh

I cant even buy that

[restive portal]

Yea im playin for good in world im not playin for coins

[rugged trail]

@unreal sluice no problem... If you like or not is ... your problem

[restive portal]

Why is there so many cheaters now

I havent see them for half year

And now i cant join one game

Without them

[rugged trail]

Game will be history of the devs don't repair that

[unreal sluice]

Their eyes got fixed after they looked at the screen for too long

[north bear]

They need too add just only some form of anticheat, thats it. One little thingy and the game would be awesome

but for years the game is full of cheaters

[restive portal]

I like cheaters who drop knifes

Nicest

[north bear]

dont care which form of cheats are they using

[unreal sluice]

Sup Kyrim

[rich crow]

WHO is Poland?

[north bear]

every form is annoying

[restive portal]

It is

But better to drop knife

[north bear]

hi

[rugged trail]

Guys .. wish you a happy time and good luck...I'm going to sleep

[restive portal]

Then go in air and kill all of you in second

[restive portal]

Good night

Ly

[rich crow]

What a you nick?

[north bear]

No they are still c*nts

[north bear]

gn

[restive portal]

Is it better to drop skin or to kill all of uou

Y

If you need to chose

[rich crow]

What a nick?

[restive portal]

Bcs you need to play with one of them

This game dont have any tipe of anticheat

[rich crow]

On Standoff 2

[restive portal]

With who are you talking?

[rich crow]

Poland me a polans

Poland

Im from poland

[north bear]

I havent seen cheater who doesnt just turn on aimbot and kill everything

[rich crow]

Poland?

[north bear]

so its pointless debate if they drop or not drop some skins

[rich crow]

Polish?

[restive portal]

I played with some guys who just drop skin and play normal

But they have all that sht

And now i play with guys who just instant plant and defuse

Or trow air strike with granades

[stark gazelle]

有人吗？

[void bronze]

hi

[paper tangle]

bing chilling

[unreal sluice]

Cheaters are annoying

[lilac oracle]

smart cheaters just use esp

theyre all in the champion to the legend ranks

as long as ur aim is better it is easy to XANTARES them

since theyre all on android aswell

[north bear]

yep

[verbal imp]

Yeah im done for today

[fast swan]

hello

[brittle knoll]

@rich crow 🐓🐓

[rich crow]

Im Play round on Standoff 2

[devout bobcat]

🦛

You're not the real Nokia 3310 from 5 years ago.

[paper tangle]

not (real)

[merry kettle]

Hello?

[devout bobcat]

There's nobody here. 🦘

[austere parcel]

Hello

[paper tangle]

We're just a figment of your imagination.

[devout bobcat]

I'm just a circular picture who can summon a text on your screen. 🦅

[brittle knoll]

🐤

You pig

[sacred barn]

[verbal imp]

They really need to add a leader board

External or internal

[paper tangle]

That's a good suggestion ngl

to see who's Number 1 in each region

or server

[hexed igloo]

they have one rn for clan members

[hexed igloo]

1. Buy cheat at discord.gg/
2. Free cheat QQ: -----
3. Free gold join discord -----

[paper tangle]

very true

[hexed igloo]

quite the leaderboard i would expect

there's a reason csgo doesn't even have one

[paper tangle]

I think

dodo

🦤

[crimson grove]

Hi guys I just woke up from sleeping:D

[honest root]

Good morning

[rich crow]

Hi

[crimson grove]

Morning

[rich crow]

How did u sleep

[honest root]

Anyone wanna play? I'm noob

[crimson grove]

Oh for me now is 10:4 pm in the morning

[rich crow]

Not as noob as teammates at compatitive

[rich crow]

06:04

[honest root]

Probably am

[crimson grove]

I am still at malaysia

[rich crow]

Pretty good

Ig when was standoff's birthday again?

[paper tangle]

You can check in the play store

[crimson grove]

Oh shoot my battery it's 2 percent

[rich crow]

Ight thanks, i was thinking update would be about bday

[rich crow]

See ya later

[honest root]

So I'll take that as a no

[crimson grove]

Ima take shower and breakfast

[rich crow]

I would've said yes but i might play with like 130-150 ping due to Bluetooth

[rich crow]

Have fun

[crimson grove]

I'll play with the chat later

[honest root]

Why bluetooth?

[rich crow]

It is 06:08

[paper tangle]

Cuz it feels weird to feel the earphone jack in the middle of your fingers

[hexed igloo]

hes so advanced, bro turned Bluetooth into a wireless internet connection

[rich crow]

If i play this game without headphones home Gon be like world war 2

[crimson grove]

If you guys see that I'm not invisible that's BC I still open my phone canleast hold to 6 hours for 2 battery for 1 it's 1 hour

[honest root]

When I use my Bluetooth headphones my sound is delayed

[brittle knoll]

Would constantly change from hackers and bans, they usually only benefit p2w games to encourage paying, what benefit would anyone get here

[honest root]

Ight

[rich crow]

It is pretty common

[crimson grove]

Oppo?

[rich crow]

Imma go a compatitive with this ping

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[crimson grove]

I use oppo

[brittle knoll]

🦛

You mean hippo

[rich crow]

Looking like my nuggets

[paper tangle]

where can we learn this

[paper tangle]

you mean dodo

🦤

[honest root]

I have a question

[crimson grove]

Oh well gonna take shower I'll chat you guys later

[rich crow]

Ye?

[brittle knoll]

I'm the biggest bird I'm the biggest bird

[rich crow]

See ya

[brittle knoll]

🦤

[honest root]

How does one "trade" in this game

[crimson grove]

Bye ima not be in visible

[honest root]

K

[brittle knoll]

By getting scammed

🐓

[hexed igloo]

there are a few methods

[brittle knoll]

Yea yea

[honest root]

Cause there ain't even a trade menu

[brittle knoll]

Irl "I give you this skin, you give me that skin"

[paper tangle]

idk man

it weird

[brittle knoll]

"the exit for this room is locked"

[paper tangle]

I scam you and you go away crying

[brittle knoll]

"you aint leaving until I get that skin in return (:"

[paper tangle]

deal?

[rich crow]

Or people be trading their skins for another items in another game

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

first is get scammed
second is get your entire account scammed
third is your bank account isnt safe if you dont pay up $20,000 by the end of the month you will be in court and face your sentences

[rich crow]

Your skin will be mine 🙂

[brittle knoll]

"i have also put glue on the chair you're sitting on"

😇

[honest root]

Oh

[brittle knoll]

"send the skin, now"

[hexed igloo]

Elaborate

[rich crow]

I knew u would to that so i killed your family

[honest root]

So basically there isn't trading

[brittle knoll]

Only method 2023 working (can't confirm 🐤)

[rich crow]

Nope

[honest root]

Well I mean trading safety

[rich crow]

We basically get an update season to season

[honest root]

So you mean hopefully we will get a feature like that in the near future?

[rich crow]

Could be, but as we can see it takes too god damn long

[paper tangle]

[honest root]

Yea

Yk what sucks

[rich crow]

Yo when this compatitive season ends

[brittle knoll]

When you remember the messages from before 2022 are gone

🐤

[rich crow]

What

[paper tangle]

When Season 5 comes out.

[honest root]

I only have 0.05 gold ☹️

[rich crow]

Mannnn...

[brittle knoll]

I can't look back at the things I said before

[verbal imp]

Ig I didn't think that far

[rich crow]

Well i was dumbfounded i lost all my golds before leaving the game

Now i only got 10g worth of items ☠️

[hexed igloo]

who wants 5k gold

[verbal imp]

Me

[hexed igloo]

same

[rich crow]

💀💀

[honest root]

I have less than 2g worth of items

[paper tangle]

We still haven't got an exact date or time for Season 5 to come out so please be patient.

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[rich crow]

No no not for that

[hexed igloo]

19th of April 2023

[rich crow]

I do not play that much compatitive games to keep my rank

[paper tangle]

moment

[rich crow]

💀 i am pretty bad at it

[brittle knoll]

Nice compatition

[paper tangle]

You are silver

so its something

[fresh patrol]

It's oke

[paper tangle]

better than nothing

[brittle knoll]

[fresh patrol]

Competitive is not the only Game mode

[honest root]

Ima try to finish my ranked placement games

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

Ye trust me with my classmates i can't even win a match

[brittle knoll]

🐅

[rich crow]

💀

[paper tangle]

When do you want to play comp?

[hexed igloo]

not the classmates

[paper tangle]

(I forgot to text you)

[rich crow]

Man had 2 kills in the whole game bruh

[fresh patrol]

Whenever u wanna

[paper tangle]

uhh

[fresh patrol]

U know i'm pretty bad

[paper tangle]

Tomorrow?

[hexed igloo]

unless you're Vietnamese

[paper tangle]

are you free tomorrow?

[fresh patrol]

Yeah sure

[paper tangle]

Alr

[fresh patrol]

I should

[rich crow]

Nah even worse.

Caucasian.

[paper tangle]

alright just text me when ready

[honest root]

Ight ima go play ranked

[hexed igloo]

that's a country?

[honest root]

C yall later

[rich crow]

See ya man

[paper tangle]

Good Luck.

[rich crow]

Uhh- no-

U do not know what Caucasian means-?

[hexed igloo]

is it bad

[paper tangle]

he's white and black

[hexed igloo]

what does that mean

[sterile scroll]

Bruh

[rich crow]

Basically people from azerbaijan,armenia, Georgia,and some regions of turkey etc. Is considered Caucasian

[hexed igloo]

so its a race

[paper tangle]

when zani meant what county you were in

[rich crow]

Means i am brown like a milky 🍫

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

Ooo

[rich crow]

Fr

[hexed igloo]

okay

[sterile scroll]

If you a white man, you're Caucasian

[waxen zephyr]

how to headshot easily?

[paper tangle]

you aim for head

[hexed igloo]

shoot head

[paper tangle]

[sterile scroll]

Shoot where their heads are

[mild stag]

Shoot the head

[rich crow]

What? No 💀 almost like 15-25% is brown

[rich crow]

U wanna get your aim better? Just get better

[sterile scroll]

Your mum

[rich crow]

Ez

[waxen zephyr]

How to get a free knife?

[sterile scroll]

Suck a rich guy off

[mild stag]

Search up Rick Ashley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)

[waxen zephyr]

Wtf

[paper tangle]

Astley moment

[sterile scroll]

I mean I'm not wrong

[waxen zephyr]

I know it

[paper tangle]

so true

[rich crow]

🐧🧹

[mild stag]

[paper tangle]

thanks

[rich crow]

you are welcome

[paper tangle]

[sterile scroll]

Not gonna lie escalation is mad fun

[lilac oracle]

val mobile beta or alpha coming out this year

[hexed igloo]

charlie

[paper tangle]

delta

[mild stag]

Yes you do

[lilac oracle]

bruh

why get nato alphabet on me

[hexed igloo]

idk but

gamma

[paper tangle]

idk but

beta

[lilac oracle]

omd

loook at recent clans chat lmfaooo

[verbal imp]

She really went out like that, over bro losing a fortnite game

[sterile scroll]

idk but

Zulu

[lilac oracle]

X-Ray no?

[paper tangle]

dudes down bad

[lilac oracle]

Fr

[paper tangle]

he just want some so2 biches

[lilac oracle]

aure

but

[verbal imp]

💀

[lilac oracle]

theyre being weird abt it

they dont even talk to girls irl

or text them

[mild stag]

[lilac oracle]

and half of the clan is scared of girls

so like

yh

[paper tangle]

they got the gynophobia

[lilac oracle]

kinda offputting

[proper gyro]

wait, you actually don't interact with girls at all?

[proper gyro]

ayo

[paper tangle]

always had been

[mellow rover]

[lilac oracle]

i do

[proper gyro]

you i mean y'all

[lilac oracle]

imagine

[proper gyro]

goofy swipe type

[lilac oracle]

no female interaction

[proper gyro]

probably my fault tbh

[paper tangle]

Its Neko

[proper gyro]

it does calibrate on how it's used

makes sense

[mellow rover]

It iiiizz

[lilac oracle]

bagute man

[paper tangle]

bagute man

[hexed igloo]

i have 263

im not telling what

[lilac oracle]

jhabite en Anglais

[mellow rover]

[paper tangle]

263 days left before he dies

[lilac oracle]

or au

idk

[paper tangle]

you mean

fishe au chocolate

[mellow rover]

Angleterre ?

[lilac oracle]

si

[mellow rover]

England*

[proper gyro]

i have 504921600

[lilac oracle]

yes english

[proper gyro]

im also not telling of what that is

[lilac oracle]

tu habite en france?

[proper gyro]

tour de franca

[verbal imp]

BTUH

[mellow rover]

French island yeah

[lilac oracle]

tres super

[proper gyro]

wot

[mellow rover]

[verbal imp]

She got deaded to death cuz she wanted to watch TV and brother wanted to play fortnite

[lilac oracle]

Tu aime france?

[mellow rover]

No

[lilac oracle]

SI

[mellow rover]

No

[proper gyro]

what

[paper tangle]

she deaded

[proper gyro]

send

[verbal imp]

She went out in the worse way possible

Ong

[proper gyro]

send send

[lilac oracle]

a mon avis, france est tres mal

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[mellow rover]

Your not right , but you're not wrong

[lilac oracle]

anyway

[paper tangle]

[lilac oracle]

my french skills are peak

[proper gyro]

uh just get <@&1067913738256121926>

[mellow rover]

@dimseablue136

[paper tangle]

nah we just let it slide

[lilac oracle]

francais - french

[proper gyro]

to the left

[brittle knoll]

🐧💰

[mellow rover]

@dimseablue136

[lilac oracle]

vaf

[proper gyro]

vas

[brittle knoll]

He was such a nice pig

🐓

[mellow rover]

Ikr

😮‍💨

[brittle knoll]

So sad he died brutally in an accident

[mellow rover]

😳

[paper tangle]

sad

[mellow rover]

[proper gyro]

||crisscross.||

[paper tangle]

croissant

[hexed igloo]

is marrying your stepsister legal

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[proper gyro]

get her disowned first

[mellow rover]

☠️

[proper gyro]

or you get disowned

[hexed igloo]

this is a urgent question

[proper gyro]

pick your poison

[hexed igloo]

i mean genuine

[verbal imp]

Is ur step sis that hot

[proper gyro]

yea get disowned

so it isn't incest

frfr

[hexed igloo]

i disowned my own step-sister so i could marry her

type of shi

[rich crow]

What did I just walk into

[proper gyro]

sounds like a Japanese light novel to me

[paper tangle]

The chat

[verbal imp]

Sounds like a anime plot

Or hanime

[paper tangle]

if the law allows it then marry your step sister

[hexed igloo]

Bro they be spoiling it right on spot now

[rich crow]

Nah bro that's some sweet home Alabama anime

[proper gyro]

there's an anime that has the opposite plot

[hexed igloo]

what has titles become

[paper tangle]

long

[proper gyro]

my ex is now my step sister

[hexed igloo]

what

[verbal imp]

Watch my man boutta go to the other side of the world to marry his step sis

What a chad

[paper tangle]

lmao

[proper gyro]

that got adapted like last 2 seasons ago

[rich crow]

You need Jesus

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[rich crow]

Desperately

[paper tangle]

No

[brittle knoll]

And Mary

[rich crow]

💀💀💀

[brittle knoll]

Don't forget Mary

[crimson grove]

(ﾟ⁠οﾟ⁠人⁠)⁠)what the Frick is goin on with the chat?

[proper gyro]

chat

[rich crow]

Bro needs the whole Noah's Ark

[paper tangle]

zani tryna marry his step sister

[hexed igloo]

i dont know (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

[proper gyro]

we treat this as our own server

[paper tangle]

fr

[crimson grove]

Wth

[proper gyro]

y'all are 3rd parties spyin

[paper tangle]

anon's is just the back up

[proper gyro]

creeps

[verbal imp]

If she's hot

[hexed igloo]

shes a tho

[paper tangle]

lmao

[proper gyro]

anon if we're feeeling spicy

[paper tangle]

rip

[proper gyro]

:clueless:

[paper tangle]

like that one time 3 months ago

[verbal imp]

Man's already been there

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

😭

[crimson grove]

༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ

[proper gyro]

can she cook?

[verbal imp]

He stuck it in

[brittle knoll]

🐧

[verbal imp]

It's 2023

[proper gyro]

if she a 10 and can't cook

[verbal imp]

Ofc not

[proper gyro]

she a 5

[brittle knoll]

My boiled eggs are ready

[paper tangle]

lmao

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[paper tangle]

how boiled is the eggs

[rich crow]

Spittin

Hippity hoppity women are property 🙏💯

[brittle knoll]

Medium to hard

[crimson grove]

I can't even read the chat rn

[paper tangle]

thats fine

[brittle knoll]

Hard boiled is poo

🐔

[proper gyro]

if you a 5 that can cook and will teach me you a 11

[verbal imp]

I like cook

[crimson grove]

Who's 11

[verbal imp]

U

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

thank god it's not me

[mellow rover]

☠️

[crimson grove]

ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠•̥⁠`⁠ʔ

[proper gyro]

im Yu

know what

im fine with Yi

[mellow rover]

Pushin P

[proper gyro]

[brittle knoll]

Yu gonna ask for the she/her pronouns

🐔

[verbal imp]

I push p

Through my pee

What

[mellow rover]

☠️

[brittle knoll]

What

[crimson grove]

Bro what are talking bout man?

[paper tangle]

I don't think Yu would do that

[verbal imp]

Yes

We are men

Speaking about men

[proper gyro]

i cannot even imagine what that means

[brittle knoll]

I love men

[crimson grove]

I'm a kid

[paper tangle]

and now that were men

[brittle knoll]

What

[rich crow]

Men ☺️🥰

[paper tangle]

its safe to say to get out

[verbal imp]

Nak zesty

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[verbal imp]

Ion like him

[brittle knoll]

This is the men's chat

[rich crow]

No homo tho

[crimson grove]

Nah jk

Ah Frick I need to pee

[rich crow]

Then pee

[crimson grove]

Brb

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

Ez

[verbal imp]

Tmi

[paper tangle]

Chat so fun

[verbal imp]

Supa wya

[brittle knoll]

Nice cow

[proper gyro]

If you think about it most verb that are plural uses an "s" in the end, but when we use "mans" we only talk about 1 man but the plural of man is men. Which doesn't use an "s" at the end.

[brittle knoll]

🦩
🐀

[verbal imp]

I see cows every morning

[paper tangle]

Nice pig

[brittle knoll]

You cow

[proper gyro]

i was 5 yesterdays old when I learned that windows has a built in color picker

[brittle knoll]

I got a glock in my rari

[paper tangle]

If someone had no arms

and had a weapon

is he armed?

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[verbal imp]

Shiiiiiii

Good question

Maybe If he can shoot with his toes

[brittle knoll]

If someone doesn't have hands

And hands papers to someone

[honest root]

Hey I'm back

[brittle knoll]

Are they uhhh

Uhh ummmm

Okay okay if someone has no hands and still has a job

[paper tangle]

but how does he get his weapon with pants on

[brittle knoll]

Is it a uhhh

[verbal imp]

True

[brittle knoll]

Is it still a

Uhh ummm

I think

[paper tangle]

he's thinking

[verbal imp]

He's stumped

[paper tangle]

he's a thinker

let him think

[verbal imp]

Thinker bell

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[hexed igloo]

huh

[paper tangle]

bakembar

[brittle knoll]

Let him cook

[verbal imp]

Rabbit

He can't cook

😭

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

But he can be cooked

[paper tangle]

maybe

[brittle knoll]

🤨👈

[verbal imp]

He burnt down thr forth block with his flirting

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

:mfw2:

[hexed igloo]

bad day to be an opp

[verbal imp]

😭😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

You mean oppo

[verbal imp]

God strat ngl

The way he was shooting them shots i knew they weren't hitting t

[hexed igloo]

hidden talent keep em hidden 💯💯

[verbal imp]

😭

[brittle knoll]

. 🦣

[paper tangle]

what's he smelling

[verbal imp]

Dw bro he's 0.23 but he can hit shi

[paper tangle]

[brittle knoll]

He snorted him

[paper tangle]

he's gone

[hexed igloo]

snorting

[brittle knoll]

🐂

🐎

[paper tangle]

snorted the

🦜

[brittle knoll]

🐡

[pearl plover]

Why matchmaking dont work?

[brittle knoll]

True

[pearl plover]

I cant find a match lmao

[proper gyro]

@sick cave wth ace racer is soo eeeeh

its so weird after playing racing sims

[verbal imp]

I took a pill

[brittle knoll]

You get sick for eating food too fast

You get sick for sleeping too fast

🐔

[verbal imp]

And i waited for the effect

To happen

And it didnt

[brittle knoll]

Pilled

[paper tangle]

the pill effect not happening

[verbal imp]

I am not tripping balls

👿

[agile swallow]

🛌

[brittle knoll]

🛌🦣

[verbal imp]

He gave me pills and I didn't trip

[brittle knoll]

🛏️🦣

[verbal imp]

😠

[paper tangle]

he snorted the dude

[verbal imp]

Ong it fake

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Speak of

Speaking of

Saw a video of someone snorting coke off of a girl's ahh

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[verbal imp]

Lowkey was dying

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

200kmph but feels like im on 120kmph on carx

[paper tangle]

moment

[verbal imp]

It was right on her butt

[paper tangle]

send

[verbal imp]

I dont have it😭😭😭

[brittle knoll]

Even irl has glitches

[iron oriole]

Hi

[verbal imp]

It was so long ago

[brittle knoll]

You feel so tired and fall asleep immediately

[paper tangle]

infinite money glitch

[paper tangle]

look it up

[brittle knoll]

Then you wake back up almost immediately and you get sleep paralysis, hear a bunch of random noises and voices

(me)

Sleep glitch

I want a refund

[verbal imp]

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

I doubt I'll find a video

Gimme a sec

[proper gyro]

ngl the i8 coupe does look good

[brittle knoll]

🐔 < this dog's name is "women kissing" look it up

[paper tangle]

real

[inland atlas]

Hello

[verbal imp]

💀💀💀💀

Well

It wasn't a video

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

But he definitely did a line on her butt

NAHH

Wtff

nightly....

[paper tangle]

what

[verbal imp]

I'm literally screaming ur name

in my head

[paper tangle]

cool

[rich crow]

What did i walk into-

[paper tangle]

Yes

[inland atlas]

Anyone wanna play comp?

[hexed igloo]

can the gta barber give you a nice fade on your pubes

[proper gyro]

line in what

[rich crow]

It can give me a new race

[rich crow]

If u carry me sure

[inland atlas]

What rank?

[rich crow]

Silver 3

[paper tangle]

If he can give you a new race then he can def do it on your pubes

[inland atlas]

💀

[hexed igloo]

sick

[rich crow]

💀 don't laugh bro i lost my old account

The disrespect 💀

[inland atlas]

Eho said im laughing?

[rich crow]

The skull

[hexed igloo]

he's dead

[rich crow]

Dam

Was nice to know him

[inland atlas]

I lost conscious

Can anyone help me get to phoenix

[rich crow]

Yes i can

[inland atlas]

What your kd

[rich crow]

I am kidding bro

It is pretty low

[inland atlas]

Gigaso2 :0

[rich crow]

1.53 on comp

[hexed igloo]

wow

[inland atlas]

Sus

[paper tangle]

[inland atlas]

Me 1.10 kd

[rich crow]

I mean it would be 1.10 if u are at high ranks

In low ranks it is easy to make your KD higher

[inland atlas]

Fr

I have loads of alt

One at 6.70

[rich crow]

Sir do u even touch grass

[inland atlas]

Only touch grass when the so2 uodates

[rich crow]

I only come back to this game when i have holidays or I'm bored

[austere vessel]

why the devs remove east asia sever?

[rich crow]

What u looking at

[verbal imp]

@hexed igloo

[inland atlas]

[rich crow]

We had east Asia?

[verbal imp]

U gotta see bruh

😭

[hexed igloo]

what

[inland atlas]

Wowwwww

[austere vessel]

or south? used to

now it singapore

[rich crow]

Bro i haven't changed Russian server since i downloaded this game

[inland atlas]

@verbal imp at masta

[rich crow]

💀

[paper tangle]

they just renamed it

[austere vessel]

bruh

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

I will piss myself

[mellow rover]

Give me youtube premium😭

[inland atlas]

Lord i thank you for sunshine

[verbal imp]

Wtf did I just see

[rich crow]

People here crying for gold meanwhile this mf crying for premium

👴

[verbal imp]

Supa

[mellow rover]

Already got gold no need to beg lmfao

[verbal imp]

U too

Dms

[hexed igloo]

its called japan now

[mellow rover]

Alr send it i look@verbal imp

[inland atlas]

Hey @verbal imp wanna compi

[paper tangle]

guess they turned Japanese

[inland atlas]

How to get these medal

[hexed igloo]

its located there

most of Japanese players play there

[inland atlas]

ㅓ듀도

[hexed igloo]

and who would have thought china server was Hongkong all along

[inland atlas]

Rlly?

[hexed igloo]

yea

[inland atlas]

Didnt know 💀

[hexed igloo]

probably not located in china cause of politic issue

[inland atlas]

Sleeping zani on spotify huh

[verbal imp]

I dont feel like playing

[inland atlas]

Okay 😢

[paper tangle]

so real

[mellow rover]

Mo gin mo 9 milli

[inland atlas]

Took me 2 years to get back to gold 4

[hexed igloo]

insane progress

[mellow rover]

Would have took you 15 sec just to uninstall the game and be up 🙏🏾🔥🆙

[paper tangle]

that progress is much better than people who get Elite

[inland atlas]

I dont give up

Never give up on your dreams 🥲

[mellow rover]

In give up theres 🆙🙏🏾🔥🔥

[paper tangle]

nah takes me 4 presses and I'm done with my day

[inland atlas]

Boosting can noe get banned?!

[mellow rover]

It can

If its with cheat

[hexed igloo]

boosting with cheat

[inland atlas]

Been boosting :/

I dont che-...

[mellow rover]

☠️

Caught in 4k

Actually 1080p

[inland atlas]

[verbal imp]

Speaking of

Played on my alt
Fragged out and still lost

[inland atlas]

Hey @hexed igloo

[hexed igloo]

hi

[inland atlas]

Do u date 7 year olds yes or no?

[verbal imp]

What kinda question is this

[inland atlas]

Just answer guys

[hexed igloo]

yes

[inland atlas]

Look at the question again

[hexed igloo]

my answer remains

[mellow rover]

??????

[rich crow]

Hold up my boy you said WHAT now?

Nah nah nah nah

Hang on I got a phone number you can call so you can tell them what you just said

[inland atlas]

Lmao

Ima play so2 now

[mellow rover]

Ladies and gentleman we got him

[rich crow]

1-800-225-5324

Call that number

And tell them what u just said

No balls

[mellow rover]

[wind ruin]

is price of FS wrath going to rise as box is getting removed?

[sick cave]

????

[sick cave]

True, It's not that great but imma play it while waiting for Racing Master

[summer patrol]

oh

I

aosu

in

negrv

[proper gyro]

i think asphalt is better but eh

probably i just dont like arcade racers since ive touched the likes of forza

@sick caveshould i get the licenes plate AYULV

it has my anme

and a pickup line

lmao

[sick cave]

Yes, That's nice

[sick cave]

Plate with rizz

I successfully recreated my face in ace racer 🐔

[verbal imp]

Dam yall ever seen a pig drank 4 cases of alcohol and fight a cow

[sick cave]

Not that accurate but close enough

[verbal imp]

Shi was crazy

[proper gyro]

mfw asian

[sick cave]

Lol

[proper gyro]

added you btw

[rich crow]

Uh

[sick cave]

Wait, I'll post comparison

[sick cave]

Aight

[verbal imp]

Aussi shi right there

[sick cave]

Only in anon server

[proper gyro]

duh why hre

lmao

[verbal imp]

God dam super humans

[mellow rover]

Any canadian here?

[verbal imp]

Pfft

I doubt

Are they any aussies tho

😳

[mellow rover]

Cuz i might travel there during holidays and i finne get sum females ngl

[verbal imp]

Not me fr

Maybe idk

[mellow rover]

Finna taste females of elsewhere just to see 👀

[verbal imp]

I doubt

[verbal imp]

Yes

[primal rain]

aot

[verbal imp]

Dam Japan has no anime women

L country

0-10

[mellow rover]

Americans are badies so why not canadians

🆙🔥💥🙏🏾

[verbal imp]

Idk man

Not saying all are bad

[mellow rover]

Yh ik

[verbal imp]

Idk man

[mellow rover]

Bro you listen to zouk?

👀

[verbal imp]

Zouk?

[mellow rover]

Caribbean music style

[verbal imp]

[mellow rover]

Naaaaaah why u do me like that

[verbal imp]

Lemme Spotify

[midnight nest]

[primal rain]

Japan has even better girls

w

[mellow rover]

Its midnight rn and bro i just cant stop listen to it

Lmfao

[verbal imp]

Ooo

This is soca

[mellow rover]

Oh its called soca in english? my bad

[verbal imp]

Maybe we have different terms

.

Breh

[mellow rover]

[verbal imp]

Wait search up soca rq

[mellow rover]

Im my search bar soca is a dirty music style lmao

We call it bouyon

[verbal imp]

Ahh

Speaking of dirty

[mellow rover]

👀

[verbal imp]

Hold up

Search up so mi like it

Fr

[mellow rover]

Alr

Ayoooo

Hear me out

[verbal imp]

Dutty song

[mellow rover]

I dont understand but i think my country is pretty close to that level lmfao

[verbal imp]

Holdd

Got another somg

Fever

Listen to that

[mellow rover]

Alr

[verbal imp]

Who listens to songs to get off

...

Gurl

Who let her in thr studio

[mellow rover]

Who sing it ?

[verbal imp]

Whi let her cook

[verbal imp]

Kartel

[mellow rover]

Alr

[mellow rover]

Same as ice mice 🐀

[verbal imp]

💀

I cant take ice spice seriously

She maybe cool but

All of that ahh shakin

And whipping she does

[mellow rover]

Go listen to tenslay doglife