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Well I wonder why my gripped up m3 with all the track mods done to it can't slide
I wonder why
Anyways
Do u have time
hey i changed the tires
Need to show u something
and the camber/suspensions

Abons
I updated the game but nothing new is there
Anosn
clan latinoamericano?
wtf is wrong with Russian server
lmao

They changed the name into Singapore server
We just got it like a couple of months ago. You gotta wait around August - September for new season
Singapore...
New pass on their 6th anniversary, should be around april
Why people keep forgetting that they have anniversary event?
anyone down for some allies?
They be saying "so I gotta wait until August for new pass" ๐
April wouldn't do either because i got tons of things to do
Buttah
@paper tangle Sup
what even happens in August?
Bro some of these players are straight up braindead
Looks like this year i won't be buying the pass
like we have no event there at all
You butter'd

You can buy the pass and buy all the levels

I don't have time to collect the money
Even if i start saving from now
Damn, he got no time to collect money ๐
It's an average life of college
:(
what's worse than randomly getting kickec

You mostly don't have money or straight up broke
It is hot as frick today lady's and gents
I see
i dont got the money to collect
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Maybe if i get a 2nd part time work i would be able
But i don't think i would waste that much time just for in game stuff
im literally one of those salaryman in japan, advertising my products. But instead of going out doing door to door sales, im dming people in the internet
Try get a part time at cafe or supermarket
It's usually very worth
Also is custom crosshair against so2 rules or no
This be the e-job
you cannot word this any better than this

allies anyone ?
Who here play chess
Mee (I have 900ELO
)
Let battle!!
hm
I wonder what defense i could use..
Hold on
Lemme whip out something
Yo
I be white
You be black
Deal?
Man Im bus rn
Fr
i will win!!
Yeah me but later
@rich crow i messaged you
nah man no one wants to invite so i just be trying to find someone to run allies with
im saving for a clan
us
Idk


Bleah
Singapore server anyone for server ??
Catto ๐
Allies*
Sup everyone

Anyone wanna play, Hong Kong or India server
Let's go my today's internet is over
And it's only 12 noon
Nothing to do full day
@everyone up for competitive Singapore?
Why game is full w hackers?
Like i just started a competitive match at silver 3 and it's full of hacker
And yea i report them
Hello
I have a big whole question guys
How is rank defined after a mech?
Cuz sometime i win a competitive rank with 30+score and stil losing points
Whyy
How doas the sistem works?
System*
Someone competetive/allies
Yo yo all
Yooo
B
Anyone sleeping late?
Bro i need stuff
My game bugged in match
And i don't see central Europe
Wtff i got cooldawn
Ok
Searching clan.
Asia
@unreal inlet
Yo jhin
Yo2
imma dm you
no no just watch it
Ultrakill P-2 is out
173972062 and 58126455 hackers
@everyone guys if anyone knows how to trade in so2 plas dm me need help by investing in skins
https:///m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXq
hi
nice name
soon
How can i report a cheater i have some photos
check pinned messages
Hello everyone,I have a question, should I invest in furious or rival cases?
when will the fable box be fable?
what went into this update that I don't understand anything
I do not know
Are they going to the marketplace any soon?
Some people play this so weird sometimes bruh
It's pretty straightforward they just got no game sense
They added new servers I just saw
Everyone thinks valve adding soruce 2 to cs cause of the nvidia leaks but that is so nonsense,if valve will run cs on source alot of mechanics will be gone like bhop
Asia south is removed and Singapore,Hongkong are added
asia was and is always singapore.
china was mostly likely located in hong kong anyways
dataservers are mostly located in develolped part of the world/regions
Breeze best map fr fr
Me just chilling at silver1
.
Source 2 is just source
Are you high
Source 2 is Source but with lighting and minor changes
Hell Half Lifeโs code can be found in Source 2
And CS:GO is on Source 1 btw
anyone down for allies?
you down>
Did the update come in ios?
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check faq, theres a link to a website were u can report. they prefer video evidence tho
Fff
server renaming, its more specific now
other than that nothing noticeable
Whats the new 700 mb update?
Bug fix
Not reallt
It's not just source 2
It's litteraly a different engine that works different
let them fix the anti-hack
Should i update?
@shadow inlet is g( my lawyer advise me not to finish this. )
Since when ?
lets play football
world cup
zharmer
idk never been scammed before
anyone want to 1v1
We celebrate our success. 
Your lap time is invalidated. Please try to stay on the track. ๐ฆ

That hit hard

Poor guy..lost his account
Google account or so2 account?@rich crow
Tell me your single without teling me your single
Check DMs
Nvm DMs closed
But, Source 2 is Source but with more stuff in it
New physics engine, improved level editor(not the complier), native DX11 and Vulkan support
Just let the modders have access to Source 2 LOL!!!
I want to see Ricochet in Source 2
Black people?
Wdym
On what region is the cheapest gold?
Game from 600mb to 1.7 gb so much
That 1.1gb is a 6 hours sex scene between the terrorist and counter terrorist
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Is the update gonna be tomorrow on Apple
who knows
What
Do somebody know a standoff gambling site?
Yo
hi everyone, how was your day?
Bruh I'm getting put in comp matches with golds and phoenix and I haven't even been ranked yet
Where's the skill based matchmaking at
you're still in calibration phase, its normal
if you get ranked with phoenix, there's a chance you are currently somewhere around that rank
I don't want it to be normal I want it to be easy ๐๐
well then dont play good
I'll try but I'm just fully sick
Hello man,I`m from in (is) the Russia. Hello axelbolt!
What rank did u get after calibration
phoenix
Manly top fragging?
nah
its like i would botfrag but then i would still have opponents around that rank and i play decently
Hm
lets say i was against g2s, if the next match i'm against phoenix then i should at least play decent
at least that's my theory when i use my alts
cause everytime i botfrag whenever there's a higher rank after the previous one i would go against lower rank again
its like the system trying to decide which rank fit for you
So winning doesn't matter or does it
it gives you more points
Hm
it really depends on the players in the lobby
if you botfrag against higher rank, it doesn't really affect your calibration much
Why I can't play solo
Anyone selling golds for paypal?
but if you're already at high streak and lose against like for say g4 g1 party thats when it's quite fatal

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Imma just try partying with 2 others
look at it like this, Calibration phase has its rank but it's Sensitive and Invisible
What servers
until you reached 10 games
lets say you were playing against g2 after that you're against g4, you can kinda guess which rank you're currently on
its not like if you're against phoenix means you would be phoenix, cause i was against Elites and i calibrated ranger
Pft
i didnt play well in that match btw
Well they are elites
yeah
so when will be pushing rank next season?
its funnt cause most of the high rank games i play, most of them at highest has like 1kd
5man of us pushing or 10 rank calibration would be cool
Some have 2 but it doesn't stay that way for long
its not like in gold where you see like 20kills with 10 death
if i get master by being carried then I won't play anymore
here its more like 15kills and 12deaths
:real:
i always get suspicious when someone has 2kd
i miss 3rd party rank
Are there any competitive
not long time ago i was in a lobby with 3 old top players we lost 2-10 in rust
also my headache is killing me fr
when i go to check how much mmr i lost the match was cancelled instantly
it was 2-12 instead of 2-10
somehow they got overtime features ealry
Hmm
I wouldn't like over time tbh
Yeah actually
Bruh hell nah
Ama enjoy over time
Up to max 16 rounds
Or tie
15-15
1-13
so2 don't run best out of x round it's basically first 2 10rounds
12*
i thought that the topfrag guy was just popping off
No wonder it got canceled so quickly
I'm not that good in rust either so i didnt really complain much
Bruh
im only good in sakura and breeze
my sandstone fell off
ikr
It's boring to look at
Why there is rocket icon on my list server
Rust in rank gameplay: A site
Is there anyone Russian?
no body plays b rust
Everything single map so2 has currently are all boring to play
I dont want go to the moon
Guys from America playing standoff?
mid is hard to counter
Rust is like Province, if you have mid control you win, the only difference is that Province actually has 2 functional Sites
Guys, I'm from Russia, who do you support in the war? Ukraine or Russia?
no one
Ukraine
Shut.
more on biased ukraine side
i love cars
Vladimir started the war
Me too
indeed we arent autommbiles
Do you know why Russia started a war with Ukraine?
Territory
don't care
Take my block fr
i dont know, but im running out of drinkable water
literally the british could have declared war on its former territories but they didn't.
says alot about Russia.
Standoff 2 still bored
No, Bro Russia is fighting because they have been bombing the Dunbass and other populations for 9 years, and Russia wants to save civilians
Ok then
Well, you have your own theory, you are for Ukraine they are very bad guys!!
go to russian chat
Then makes peoples suffer
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who would have guessed china server is actually in hongkong
Bro came on our chat
Go
i mean im going 20+ each game and almost 0 deaths lmao
To disclose his goofy opinions
it's literally mainland
but
yknow
bottom
mainland
hongkong is a country
Hate ppl like this
Teletubbies
Hello
Not in elite lobbies though.
hongkong is now a country but later gain its sovereignty due to how successful they were
coulda worded that properly
bro im a lem in csgo im pretty sure i can get into elite np
but my cooked brain doesn't allow me
you aren't elite rn
be one
ofc too many hackers to go against
Proof me wrong then
hehe proof
Wait til the new season starts
goofy doesnt know english
i love oxford english dictionary
Are u good in the head
is Oxford british or American?
american
Why people kick me from a match when I'm first in the leaderboard
U said u can get elite no problem
"Cuz u play cago"
Proof me that you can get to master
i got into Harvard
Damn the server has many region now
hmm which one the oi you got a stabbing license or all the other kids with the pumped up kicks
jojo reference
Hong kong and singapore is 30-50 ms
nvm Oxford is british
get me in
Yes
ok
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast part of Morioh, where all the dwellings are, and I'm not married. I work as an employee at the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day at eight o'clock at the latest. I don't smoke, but occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11pm and make sure I get eight hours of sleep no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretching before going to bed, I usually have no trouble sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last checkup. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wants to live a very quiet life. I take care not to bother with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. This is how I deal with society and I know this is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone.
ok so their oi got a stabbing license
that's Birmingham but ok
still british
hello everyone, the standoff 2 tournament is taking place, we invite you to it. Seats are limited, 16 places, 5 for the 5th tournament. We are waiting for everyone to write in private messages
Nah
too bad for that
man thinks hes a dev
i like his bio
cant play for shi
cant believe this mam just generalized londoners and Birmingham with the rest of the uk
what does it mean
o god he has minecraft enchantment table language in his bio
Is there a way to have a knife for 100 gold?
is there still tourney org role
i think no
Wdym
find out
I am Wonder of U. The flow of things will always lead to calamity.
step 1: get atleast 100k gold
Impossible
step 2: be the highest bidder
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their all the same anyways every british 13- mid 20s have the same hair cut and 90% of british ppl are a holes
Step 2: steal mom credit card or dad credit card
why do i have to update google to use translate bruh
step 3: existential crisis
Best lart
Man is mr worldwide
step 3; wait for nab to sell 100 knife
They should add trading to standoff 2
My name is John, my superpower is avoiding taxes, my parents abandoned me since my birth
no.
Text in english, name is russian and bio is in japanese
call me mr worldwide the way i miss a wide shot
People is saying this like 4000 times
Stop saying that
accept jesus as your savoir for a free psp
Arent u chinese?
he's malaysian
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You know what Standoff 2 really need?
a game collaboration, who is up for Standoff 2 x LoveLive School idol
Oh really?
Idk tf is this
i wished
Standoff 2 x Hunt Down The Freeman
me toi
Hell nah
God I love being in the military
A dating simulator fr
who you dating in there
ya oi dating sim
have you seen that standoff 2 video in ph
give me nitro
i think so
i was rock hard
Nahhh
What? New?
i want to post my unfunny emojis here
Send me bruh
Link
it was like years ago
Link
ultrakill p-2 is out
wtf you guys
Never noticed it
ew
I only watch csgo gameplay on ph
Is it like actual corn
i watch that cod mw guy
And pubg
i saw Minecraft in ph
cause of death

like 360 gameplay
its an actual love story
Dont
shot behind wal mart
.
you guys up to record and upload one?
When will atomic 6 hour update
ask devs
Standoff 2 x onlyfans (or ph)
bro had to render a 6hr sex scene in unity
we already have big booba robots
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blender
Not enough
blender is far miles better for animations
so2 models break in blender
Idk what's more cursed
Deku ship or so2 ship
Both
Cs:go ship
it doesn't have to be a female
mha ships have too many mentally ill people
And deku ship, the fandom always wanna ship him with any other boys
say gex
Fr
bro you cant just watch an overrated anime and then make them gay'
do anyone have like 3 bucks on steam
i want to buy gee mod
Im still poor
Of all games
Sad
Convert to your credit cards funds
no back account?
you know what's worse, the cosplayers that kins them
no
man
they're literally asking to be bullied
not old enough
right
Kins?
whats that
i love oxford english dictionary
isnt kin other word for child
Oxford University type of shi
/offspring
Lol
Masochist literally
Fetish
U meant kinks?
#๐ธโphotos free discord nitro
no not kinks
Exactly
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Nah
kins are offsprings
Trust me
hes streaming on twitch
i think they're used for canine
[n-word] [n-word] [n-word]
101% real๐
Rather buy it than get hacked
Ahh
Discord nitro is useless
welp clients ghosted me fr
how did you guys learn English
dantdm
vanoss.
english
my accent is like fake canadian that has british and American in it
im just straight up uncle roger
Who tryna play allies
and sadly no I did not pick up Australian accent
No one on this chat
allies is straight up cancer
Why you speak for everyone are this people too dumb to speak for them selfs?
yall only play allies cuz y'all don't have other 4 dudes to queue with
Bruh go to #1044085342308941944
Well the other reason is that the match is way shorter than comp tbh
it's like 2 rounds less than the 10round goal of comp
Dont know, never bought it
Ye and u dont get kicked by random russian mfs
Atleast we dont dont have to rome around the whole map
I would rather buy bread
Just use mod clients
And its easier to earn silver with allies
no
this is a skill issue.
You can literally get banned but use it on alt account
i miss brazil2
Your opinion I don't want to offend you so maybe
But i didnt even find none
Many russians on this server
@hexed igloo :GWblobrgb:
Its always gachas that get offended idc ๐คทโโ๏ธ
LMAO
I don't know I'll always get noob players like 15 level or 20 and my level or 65 lol
Hi
@rich crow read this article
The fact you undersoot i was talking to you means you also think ur pfp is gacha ripoff
Hi
Chill out lil bro
Wdym by gacha?
Go back to gacha life animations
naw
hi guys why did i get banned pls
NA2
this is too funny
it's been a month
:rolf:
LMFAOO

4k pfp quality
aint no way chibis just got called gachas
yop
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i dont knowing
In game?
" actually its chibi not a gacha" ๐ค
Brug
i literally have not touched gacha life at all
Said the same dude that is addicted to japan 100%
How the hell u got banned then
says the one who has a crippling addict to so2
He got banned in real life server
Sanest Discord user
U might get banned for that sir
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i touch kids fr, im a kid frfr
Not an addict and you also play it
guys unban pls
Damn.
its me
i barely play so2
gabe newell
Lmao
Chill out mfs
Is playing SO2 with an emulator a sin
Gabe needle
the only reason i still log in cuz im here to maximize my profits
You need to touch grass, then after that you will be automatically unbanned
I barley play it too soo why talking about others before looking at your self
If u can see ur self ofc if your fat chin isnt blocking the view
LMFAO
I saw you almost three times
is this information fact checked?
Its me
Super luigi on xbox one
Bro you trippin right?
Prime // Second: Wait of the World
Bro wth
AMA
Xd
what do you mean
Can anyone give me 4k gold?
Hurry up
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me too pls

You might get banned forever
i want gold
If you are late
i mean i need it

You really gonna touch grass XD
Steal your family credit cards and handle the pain
Some kids do that
Judgement cut final
They hide credit cards
But its duo
Find it
Do the mission
I don't know where are the credit card
Ye but you need to spend it fast before tour parents get notifacion of you spending money on a game and whoop your ahh and refund it
Like those horror games
Better do in CSGO atleast the items you buy for 3$ can turn in to 1k in no time
Rob a bank
Prison sentence: death
Wth
He said win the alies match
Huh 
Worth it for 8000 standoff gold ๐
Lol
ok let's go by your logic, im addict to so2. but hey atleast i have made my time worth it here.
i could sell my own inv for profit as a f2p
or
there is no death sentence in hongkong

could just keep griding the game for more gold.
You took 5 minutes to think of a comeback and stop typing that fast u might get a heart attack fatty
In north korea have actually
Wait this gave me something weird
sorry i had to prioritise real life than you
Yoo guys I have a offer I will give 1500 gold to reach me phoenix
do you need more attention?
Ahh the butterfly revival collection
I don't think so, you have to prove it to me
Where is it now
anyways
How to prove the taste?
I dont think soo cuz your only plan B after becoming homeless is to sell standoff 2 acc soo u dont starve to death ๐๐ญ๐ญ
Hi guys, I'm from Russia and I give the guys skins so they can become higher who wants to write ok in the answer!!
i suffice a video proof would be enough
Well u cant starve to death with all that fat inside your body but its ok
Ok
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We dont need skins
Bro give me m9 bayonet
and your point being? are you a self sustaining adult?
I don't think you even flip burgers..
โWow guys!!! This guy have a chibi pfp so this guy is a [p word] and is fat irl!!! Am i funny guys!!! Reddit funny wholesome 100!!!โ
whats a p word
indeed what is it
Go figure
im innocent
In hp
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Im not adult and only thing u can do in life is to sell standoff 2 account and get maximum 1 month worth of food out of it
What is hp?
N word
Soo chill out lil bro
In private messages
President.
why is Philippines a bad word
Accept my friend request
wow
Not the furry talking about being fat your fat can solve the world hunger
do you have an side job to even make a worth point?
Ok
hi @rich crow
Entrance test
Oh hi hel
How old are you
you seem to have a lot in common with politics
hello

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do you play Ultrakill
Make more than you do tho im manager in my family business and take care of my self , what about your purpose besides selling worthless standoff 2 acc
Hello people. ๐
no
too much information
not yet
Stop being so mad in this chat
max0r alone gives me headache
50 kills = ultrakill
what will ultrakill do to me
play ultrakill blind
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its better
Nah bro im not mad jus proving the point
Ultrakill is where mens turn into femboys
Its what happened to me
:real:
Doom V2
a buttplug
i haven't played ultrakill, but the soundtracks makes me want to
Ever since I've seen Trump 1v1 Joe Biden in MW2.
Still ignroing the qustion?
Man ultrakill was so good that i can jump 7ft building with no damage
Never forget the Ultrakill [S word] Update
congratulations, you have a job given by you parents. a privileged position. anything else?
LMAO
have you seen their rust 1v1?
Have AI gone too far?
i heard the election was replaced by it
Is there N word update?
saw ai president's to say this might be true.
No
AI? That's totally true! You can't mimic someone's voice, duh...
That is the N word
buy it
Its given cuz im professional engineer by age of 17 and as i said can take of my self and make my parents proud and what do you do with life i asked it twice
devilmayquake dot com
@rich crow say from 0/10 have you done any moderating this past few weeks?
congratulations. anything else?
someone gift me ultrakill
does community supporters even have mod perms
on steam
it have a free demo on steam
gift me frfr
they are mods bruh
why is there no new season? 
insane
who cares
i don't think i can run ultrakill tho
its made by a dev
Ultra kill runs fine on my 2gb ram pc
java makes my laptop die
Game developer
Its unity
Isnt ultrakill is old?
Well im already successful and there will be more in the future but what about you? Are you successful? What do you do with your life? You do nothing and its truth since you ignored this question 3 times already
well ig.
You can literally play it
very
ultrakill is like 5 years old
as yes nothing, well to be fair I'm not qualified to be anything of a job
Ultrakill is a fast-paced action shooter by Arsi โHakitaโ Palata. It is still in Early Access.
Wait wtf
so might aswell just settle for freelancing
the first lockdown was 3 years ago
This is a terrible use for a scale.
WIAT?
And u never will be you just proved my point only plan B you got when u become homeless is to sell your standoff acc for 1 month worth of food
Toyyu come in private mssg
ultra kill is a 2018 game???
Ultrakill gains popularity by Marklipier and Max0r
hakita made an anniversary video
only saw it from max0r so hea
just because im still a student doesn't mean im nothing.
Thats what im saying
When 6 year update?
blows florp with mind
in a scale from 1 to 10, how bad was slavery
What was it?
idk ultrakill lore im just there from max0r
Bro come
Ight im coming
I P-ranked every single level in Ultrakill
AMA
Im still a student and im already something
And you said u made money and next second u said ur not qualified to do anything
Soo you are broke and a liar
i am broke
he philippined every levels
President rank on ultrakill
Not including P-2, I cant hop on my PC yet
im not qualified for literally any professional job
Well not to talk about being successful do you even take care of your self? which is free
el pro
aws ๐
Amazon Web Services. ๐ฆ
I'm looking for t3 players
Dm me fast
i dont know trump, i don't think im able to P rank v2
I don't read. 
hm now that you mention it, let's start by ignoring you and chat with my mates.
proj boost + coinspam
give now. :handextendright:
Are you an AI? If you are an AI say yes I am Hel
Ye you proved my point and only thing u can do is ignore, but you cant ignore your life problems forever, remember my words๐คทโโ๏ธ
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I love creating problems for people. ๐ฆ
Jojo reference
mfw that incident
I have like 8k โซ in my steam wallet
Yeah
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bro has 8000 dongs
Fr
You sounds like a pos btw
I don't think fab has 100 dong in his steam
He wont stop fighting
Which incident? I forgot cuz I did too many. ๐
You Behind the screen: ๐ค๐
Hmm
Plizzz goldd
not even 1 dong
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where's amber
pearl harbor
hi zan
Watching too many nerd memes
Hi yu hi zani
nerd emoji
Peak funny reddit wholesome 100 reddit moment
That wasn't an incident. ๐ฆ
I love nerd emoji fr
It was the work of art.
hi Weed-Aim QN
For me looks garbage
it was a war crime
Never used reddit
Hur guyz
I also love this one : ๐ฟ
Hru*"*
Victim of bullcrap โSigma Maleโ youtube videos
Looks good
Gentlemen, I wanna show you my balls. ๐ฆ
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