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MVM is the sole reason I still consider playing tf2
And the fact I can make some nice highlight videos
Same we hate how it is now but we still like it
Since I’m actually kinda good
hos would u feel ehen ur t8 was trolling andeaving game lost rank from gold to almost bronze?
The name “Manhattan” and “2 cities” will forever haunt me
I will be in an insane asylum
In 3 years
I have a word to help u out. 2fort
Muttering the words “Metro Malice Wave 1, Big scout below Big scout top, triple medic giant combo” and reciting the entirety of the 2C meta
Nah 2fort is awful
Especially with snipers
It’s so boring
99% of the snipers there are awful
They just know how to wait for the enemy sniper and second scope
No I’m complaining that it’s too easy
I know it’s free kills
I’m literally dating a guy who has 2k hours on sniper alone
I would know something about dealing with snipers
If its too easy then have more fun taunt killing em
“Cya

Cya
Good luck and have fun
Free bird
Nah I just go soldier
Or scout
And farm kills
For my stats
Since snipers are free airborne enemy kill farming stats
Do the bat taunt on snipers
Nah I don’t have a strange for my melee yet
Sandman's taunt to blast em out of the map
I’ll probably farm them with my scattergun or something
But soldier is my go to
Since I can pop them and drop them
Literally free airborne enemy kills farming
"You are s*um you are nothin but a bunch of cowards.."
I can bet u cried or got realy sad for rick may's death
I mean I wasn’t like
As invested as others
I didn’t cry but I definitely did feel a bit empty for like a week
I personally was disappointed but not really really sad as the community was
Lots of memories with soldier and the voice lines but not enough with May himself to feel like a large mount of remorse
Literally my first time playing
I remember
I was like in middle school
Not 7 minutes in I hit my first airshot as soldier
I remember it happening
I was on the tower
On red
Blue guy jumps at me
Like 10 year old me just shoots randomly and it manages to hit him
First time i played soldierbwas back in 2016 on training mode
Can you show me your inventory guys?
I’ve always been a soldier main at heart
Even tho it aint really usefull
Especially on certain maps
U play tf2 ?
Even when I mained classes like scout or spy
I can’t resist princess
Process*
Every time I see that “CP_Process”, I have my finger ready to spam e and press 2 as soon as I can
I love process
One of my favorite maps
The first map I played in 6ixes and the first map I ever perfected a rollout as soldier
When did u first join the game ?
Like 2014/2015 ish on my old family pc
God u mean you lived the good old updated days ?
Yeah
But I seriously played
After jungle inferno released
Little kid me didn’t know sht about games I just pressed buttons and watched the screen magically change infront of me
I remember the time was over i carried my team as a new player by pushing alone the cart versus many snipers and soldiers shooting me
They called me a legend xD
But the thing that truly gets me confused and no one wll believe me if i say it. But there was one time the game gave me a free mvm ticket as an item drop when i was f2p
Till this day im still confused
And i played it as a f2p and it worked perfectly
@lusty oracle hello sir
Is the axlebolt team working on anti cheat system?
I'm getting hacker in every second game
It's betting bored now
Don't ping russian mods and you already have a report system and a in-game report system
Do you have a brain?

Do you have to edit your grammar errors?
Like in every second game I'm getting hacker
Ok and?
crazy
Bro just get use to it

You already have a report system and in-game report system
Bro I'm reporting in every game

If you wanna keep complaining go ahead. Lets see if any one would care about.
Crying over a hacker is crazy
Bro i was on phoenix
so?
Now on g3
lmao
lmao
But that's pretty much bc of your team mates and your own skill
Not bc of hackers
Bro you want clips
Since u can report them and get the mmr back
I have clips
Then report them using the helpdesk
I don't need clips, if they really cheated then axlebolt will give u back the mmr
Wtf
Free
I didn't get back i got -66
They didn't ban him
Always record clips
It's been 4 days
But only send them if you lose
If you win and gain MMR don’t report LOL
Lmao
Yup as crazy as it may sound it truly happend
Usually takes up to 3 days, if anything like dashstar says take a clip and report through the help desk
W a video proof I always had the match cancelled
But don’t report if you gain MMR
But i didn't make the clip
😋
I’m on that grind bro just lost 2 subscribers and gained 1
😂

Getting my money up not my funny up
You want to become new butter so2

Nah I make tf2 videos
Not so2
Lmao
Primarily tf2
He literally became

@honest wadi gives you shock
Because you were so funny
alive
You should turn yourself in to the authorities
🛌
oh wrd?
I want to buy axlebolt 
Whats ur channels name
But man slaughter gets you more jail time
what u guys talkin ab lol
I can send a link in #🎥│so2-videos
Bro this guy is so funny 💀
Just send in dms..lel
Self advertising
We're talking about hackers
O
im intrigued
It's like every second guy is a hacker now 
just get a cracked gold 3 partner like i did
Bug
sisisi
Don't reveal
sisisisi
Delete your chat
Bruh no one knows how to
🙈🙈🙈
Sisi mean..something that if I I write I will get 'ban" for 1h.(on my language)
So there's no point deleting it then
In a fe
k
Few
ping me if u wanna play
Kk
Someone from Poland??
idk
So2 update if you have dad
Guess ill be one of them
it be like that
Se alguém poder me ajudar me doando uma conta seja lá qual for, roubaram a minha
Who out here tryna get that slurppy urppy? 🥵
اَلسَلامُ عَلَيْكُم وَرَحْمَةُ اَللهِ وَبَرَكاتُهُ

sorry I don't speak noodle
someone give me a knife? my dream man xD
Se alguém poder me ajudar me doando uma conta seja lá qual for, roubaram a minha vai pv
This game surprises me everyday
alg poderia me vender uma skin de m4a1 épica por 1 Gold??
Hello I'm new
do what?
Glory to china 🇨🇳🇨🇳
If anyone can help me by donating an account
I'm done
its just allies
is there no promo code
I'm a new player how can I become a pro
Oh it just takes some practice to go pro?
I understand that
you just play a lot
but its so phucking frustrating
bro i was destroying then for the first 4 rounds
i was goin crazyyyy
And I couldn't do anything
Even if I did get a headshot
its okay
🧴
Lotion
lotion
Did you know there is a 1/560 chance an asteroid will hit earth on valentines day in the year 2046
you know there 1/1000000 standoff 2 makes a better anti cheat
I think the odds are a tad bit higher, something like 1/Infinity
Better than nothing
Lmfao
Gotta be at least 1 year since the last time I saw a cheater in this game
oh I see cheaters alot
Well i don't play that often
since I am a high rank
I only see esp cheaters but nothing to craxy
I don't understand why they can't implement a decent anticheat
Oh ok that makes sense
the game is like 2gb
But I mean they blocked lucky patcher from working
With lucky patcher you could get inapp purchases for free
True
yeah
BTW people keep saying
drop a knife
do they think I am a cheater
???
Hahaha idk, what do they mean drop a knife
you can drop knives
if you have cheats
Oh ok I didn't know that
Yeah I know haha
the anti cheat is just scanning
if files changed
the cheat just lies
to the anti cheat
I met one guy like last week and he screenshared a cheat were he could buy anything from the marketplace for like 0.03 gold
insta ban
tho
Yeah he got banned lol
Yum
Feels bad if you had your items stolen from you
I wouldn’t

Still wouldn’t
Oh ok
Hello
Why?
Apply for axlebolt then and make it
Xd
salut qui peux m acheter mes arme ou me donner des codes svp
i mean you can't really stop them if both party kept on improving above one and another
I just updated chai
if you think so2 is as bad there would be a hvh party around comps
Tu vas pas reussir a trouver quelq'un pret a le faire et non y'a pas de code promo pour le moment. Il y a un chat francais sur ce discord si la prochaine fois ta besoin d'aide.
Anyways hi guys
the cheats for standoff 2 for apk
are trash
so
they gotta fix anti cheat on ipa
ios
If u cheat to win ur worthless and should commit suicide right away
ok
but is there really a point
you waste more time
True
i mean you gotta deal with it one way or another, its a free app anyway anyone can go in and out whenever they want
Ofc you get better when training
spending 200 hours cheating is worthless
Just cheating is worthless
you pay too
Whats the point of playing a game when u just click buttons and everything is done by a mod tab
There's youtube and twitch you can watch streams instead of watching ur cheats do all the work
blatant cheaters doesn't really bother me, the soft cheaters are annoying however
also whants the point of legit cheating too
Nah what i truly hate is auto aim
cause they're bad
I once was on a team with a cheater i insulted him, blew his cover and apologized to the enemy team
The funniest part he barely surpassed my kill count
Even with cheats they suck
i can be sitting there winning 5-3 and they would start with a soft cheat like silent aim and then just blatant cheats by throwing 100 flashes that crash my game
true story
100 flashes ? That must be funny and annoying at the same time
Nvm its just annoying
my team were talking shi to the cheater and he did that next round lol
Having a white blinding screen all the match
i guess he was pissed
Nah he probably wanted to troll
the match got insta cancelled though after finishing it
I mean i get it if u wanna troll but why doint it for wins
this happens to me
I think mm ranks are getting worthless
The thing is before season 4 i used to rarely see one but now
i dont think so
There's plenty of em
it wasnt as bad as season 2 imo
True
when i want to rank with my friend i literally have to communicate with the one that hasnt join if there's a cheater or not
its so hard to find legit opponents
I don't why
Basically the matchmaking and security system are really bad
The reasons
Matchmaking system: you can play with lower ranks and even unranked people while ur at a way superior rank
Security systems: there aint any. Since other games have em in loadings but we dont have that here
the legit hacker called me a noob
I one tapped
with a usp
my teammate was 0 kd
btw
But i do love killing cheaters it makes me feel legendary
like 0.00
i remember killing one of those respawning cheater like 4 times in one round
There was one time a cheater gave us knives and planted the bimb and blow it right when we started for 10 rounds on competetive. I still reported him anyways
how about the flying ones
I remember there was a hacker that stopped time
i just snipe him
He even gave us the golden awm and butterfly knives
people say m40 is trash
it was in rank too and i barely use awm
why do people say m40 is trash
it takes more skills now
I mean 1000$
If ur pro at headshots you'll know its value
one head tap
the no blur jump was the only reason i play with m40
if you can shoot head that is
This is the perfect response to those who hate it
yeah
especially these
its like the old deagle
God i miss the old deagle..
ikr
Now we have an ar for a deagle
Anyone with fingers can get kills with it..
I met my friend outside today and talked about it. He told me if our deagle now gets added in csgo no one will play with other guns since its over powered and easy
i just hate the 3 shots from lonf distance
yeah
I play faceit
csgo
it will be op
I wish i could play it but my toaster cant handle it
it much more accurate
Thankfully it handles 1.6 and other valve games
tried
stretched
res
hi
I tried every console command
Didnt work
Still 15 fps vs bots
So imagine online
like you put a low resolution
I set it on the worst resolution ever
move to source then
All I have to say fr
cs source
Yh all source games run on my pc
I like how this game works i get 30min ban because hacker crash my game nice job
Tf2 has more geaphics than cs source and came later than it too
I fricking feel ya
how can hackers crash your game bruh
The funniest thing my friend said about so2: so2 is csgo if it didnt finish studying xD
lol
true
He carries a team and gets voted
He asks em to rush A or B the bomber attacks the whole team from the middle
btw
That triggers me and i warned him about it before downloading it
Is shoot and walk
yeah
Helllo
O
Hey, for some reason the promo code button is missing for me
Is there a cause or a reason for this?
Come
I wanna try it
Anyone else having issues loading in?
Hello
Sometimes
I cant log on the game
Stuck in load screen
Past few days I've been stuck on the loading screen
Idk to fix it
I
Hi
ios
Can someone buy my knive it’s in sale
im low

Azathoth may i ask u a question
@sleek nebula and i got timed out for an hour here for no reason why did that happen ?
it's a filter built in
🦕
Sakura map is the worst
I would agree if zone 9 didn't exist
Not saying the rest are good
Cuz they all are boring to play

Who wanna play
Did you by any chance use a blacklisted word?
Sorry for the late response I was counseling my lil sis
What did sis do
moment

idk the other 4 percent but idc tbh
you're not going to anyway
it do be like that
seems interesting
no
Can't wait for discord to change their UI again

discord gets worse every update
Did you see the most recent one?
on mobile i meant
no
bruh
so
in a nutshell
You can plug in playstation chats like 4 and 5 chats to Discord
and microphones
which is the dumbest thing ever
fked up in the crip playing polystation
fr
photoshop
Mid way through the first lap the rain starts pouring then the ai pits but as I said earlier you can use racing softs in the wet (which shouldn't be possible because your literally sliding on water
The tyres aren't even making contact to the track) So I skip pitting and go out on another lap then later pit at then end of the second
If your race car doesn't drink fuel like me you can getaway without pitting
So then it becomes a time trial
to see how fast u can complete the race
Why I'm kinda jealous of acc
And ac
and race room
and uh
I need phone sensitivity settings
zaner
that sounds it like sucks
Not really but it gets really boring
and how bad the car sounds are doesn't make my experience any better
I mean I still love my collection but man It puts me to sleep
So I just end up using the same car
moment
dj khaled type beat
Lmdh
now
Told myself I would read something before I sleep
dont feel like reading anything tho
I need sensitivity settings

What's up

Anyone can help me?
me to people who can't perform basic tasks
@verbal imp so2?
also idk why tf would you want it on the middle tho
Really man thqt sucks
Because its better and always in my sight and not under my fingers
Not in the middle of screen but like on top mid
yiu can't
This is the first ever time that I've heard that question in here
and all I'ma say is wtf
.
flip a coin
posiedon
dragon is black mesh
probably recording in 480p
24fps
:real:
idk both skins are eh
like other awms are better
Maybe
ayo
anyone has important tips about this game or something that might help for a starter?
yo
🦛
download cheats
@undone inlet update discord and you can change roles
good morning buttah
@paper tangle morning 
People that didn't update their discord can't see this
Already did
(its like 1 pm over there)
12:20
I ate breakfast at 9am
11:21 am
Shhhh Ik
thats like 12 hours difference
I like to troll
You should sleep in a couple of hours
Ah, Yes
Me sleep at 3 am 
I hear that in my sleep
so I can sleep better

also someone mentioned you a few hours ago
does anyone know a new promocode?
which I found interesting
I can't sleep while listening to music 
Who?
No, they don't exist.
Alguém pra conversar
Ok
Lol
and kept using the same argument
as if he doesn't have a in-game report system and a helpdesk

which makes me annoyed
but whatever
it is what it is
xD
@sick cave comp?
@proper gyro at 4pm maybe?
sure why not

dead

Played one allies match yesterday and got slapped with Turkish cheaters
They have the audacity to cheat when their country got earthquake 🗣️
Ok, lets not take it that far Butter.
Allies?
what the hell
Gm
Vaporub
you came back??

Noob
Lmao i hate my mate leaving in allies 1v2
I hate the players that quit midgame generally
anyone down to do someone knife fight rounds?
Me fr
.
I hope they land face first onto a cautus
Holy shish welcome back Ewok
It’s time to delete ur game
Did he return?
die
He sent one message
Dem
How mr kidnapper
Creep
ok
It’s been a while since we’ve seen him period
Damn, No one is interested in taking my server(
how long
Holy shi its 1 am
the dm
Cringe
ill join
Hello guys
Hi
How are you doing?
Nice
The dumb californian always likes to troll us
Im really happy cuz i got my first knife
W
I got jkomado ancient
Is he troll
always has been
Who?
He's probably gonna be gone for a while
guys who wants to play comp or allies?
like around April he might come back because midterms
sure said @tulip palm
moment
momentinium
@mighty trout wanna play competitive?
sure said @silk sedge
Standoff 2 players trying to not call me haker(impossible)
Oh :(
The moment has gained momentum and went momentinium
youill get there one day bud but is not your time to shine bro
Why are people so rude man i just wanna play :(
is discord user
What a good way to shut someone down
what do your expect
Ah okay
At least he's focusing on what he's doing
Unlike me 
a funny meme (discord user being nice ) edit: @glacial bison asked
Bro I've meet alot of them at low lv
Nightly should I get my driving license?
Yes
Alr imma ask
yes get the car and go live your dream
And you should go to bed already
At least I'll have something else in my schedule
its not like I'ma be sleeping

what is sleep
Yes but it's my quiet time yk
i havent slept in 38274828 days
This is sleeping: 
Just me enjoying myself
Watching faze jev😩😩😩
what comes out first season 5 or source 2 csgo
Indeed you are a dibasour
we will replace the dinasour with dibasour
Ong he cute
hm me

Unlike me :clueless:
pew pew pew pew
Anyways I'ma sleep and forget this 
dont
wake up
Run
Cuz I'ma be gone

Ranned
👀
kratos messi
kratos messi

hello, i want help with something i downloaded game guardian for cpm when i entered standoff2 they told me to remove gg i removed it and played for 1 or 2 hours i got banned when i entered the next day (I didn't use game guard on so2)
L
What you mean guardian
its a cheat engine
game guardian
Ah ok
You can get ban even if you don't use game guardian on so2
This application was for so2 or just a random game?
every game
So I will get banned too because i have downloaded cheats for gta5?😂
car parking mutiplayer for a random game
I only cheat on one game and it was prop hunt portable 💀
bruh
i cheated in soul knight
Lol
What
I remember playing prop hunt with 10,000 health
damn
forget it
yeah
so i will not be able to access the account again
ok thanks
Any duo
When is pass coming
Hii
when source 2 comes out
Someone plays?
🦛
guys how do i report hacks
Yo
There is a report button idrk how to explain that to u
Yo
yes like i have reported him
but looks like he has been cheating for quite a while
Does anyone know when the next update will be?
Maybe this summer yk
I heard something like December 2024- January 2025
next year
they are probably gonna make more anime skins I guess
depends. idk dragon rise anime skins eh
boom sucks
only decent dr skins is yakuza imo
Should be around april
On their 6th anniversary
Fr
Fast
They should make a better anime skin
says you
But the M60 looks fine tho
invest time in
anti cheat
and 90 guns
ok
but why don't we have about 60
guns in the game
Wew are you real butter?
I have stroke trying to understand what you said @sleek nebula
Probably
Ikr
real turn off
ahh they deleted it







