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bros kd a 0.1 i bet š
how yk what race i am
Ok
cuz maybe i got a life
I send you
Where are you
Im goana bemonlu
i have a life too š i just got better skill then you
im over here with a 4.23kd and a 50% headshots percentage lmao not even trying
You play or not
gi...
jesus
Can you send a screenshot of that?
Someone to allies
yee ill send in screenshots
sent
I didnāt get anything
its in the so2 screenshots GOOFY š
like i said im a pro csgo player lmao
im a LEM rank (Legendary Eagle Master)
Oh thatās a nice kd
im close to GE ( Global Elite) in csgo
Actually if you have a 4.23Kd and you donāt even try can you try and see how far you can make that kd?
i have been lmao bout to make it a 9.0 lmao
all that has been in defuse i never have played tdm
I always play tdm never defuse
then ur not playing the game lmao
its a csgo clone
if ur ever gonna get better play defuse so you can get use to the maps and mechanics of defuse then start playing comp or allies
Yeah I know
i do train ppl for free if you ever want me to train yeah i can show you some tips and tricks i learned in csgo
I mean sure I would accept this training but Iām in school rn so I canāt really play
oof
Yo yo all.. go to #šøāphotos
@primal rain see dms
@daring sequoia i didnt add stickers..I bought it like that..by missclikc
smh
Broo.. š
bruh then that guy is an GOOFY
also how do you even sells guns to 1 person lmao their no way you can do it
How u mean..To one pearson?
u said ur selling the gun right and said to dm you so their has to be a way to sell it to 1 person
Is awm i bought good?
the stickers shouldnt even be on it
Rip
some of the guns on here shouldnt even have stickers on them it ruins the look of the gun
Btw How to update rank on nick
five years sticker is okay but the other one š
Ik i bought it for 38g
Nah i was already unlucky enough
yeah yuou did man you got scammed
Guys can you give the link of the standoff 2 turkey server?
bruh theirs only this one
Anyone wanna play allies?
if their was one it would be in the game to click on lmao
there is no official server for turkey
I need to puch rank again i played 2 games against damn hackers
Thanks
thats why i jsut play defuse
@peak grove its not a 6g profit lmao
its a 4.98 lmao
tbh the way it looks and how rare it is its at least a 8 or 9g
I would plqy defuse but i get on game didnt even start and im kicked
well we can play defuse im grinding coins rn
Ima send you my id
hi
proof
Send your id
Lmao
Dude imagine this guy is actually cracked LOL
@rich crow
Can you tell us who wins and if he was master rank
mans prob got hacks
Iām finally up
when will it come? anti chiter
@rich crow
22.05.2023
Uh
You scared lose
Noob
Why you not want play
Real game
With money
Come
Come
Lmao
not my account is crazy
who wanna play allies?
You only know how to talk
Eu sunt roman
You bronze men
oo bun
Goofy ahh
If you so good why you scared go 1v1
Poor baby
Dm me if wanna play 2s silver about rank
Bro is so scared
I wanna join.
Haha
Hi
What rank are you @rich crow
Whats ur user dracula
Send photo who win
Silv 3 from gold
Why you have your rank as champ?
Added
Uhm ur the 1 to 1v1
you have Phoenix
I am spectating or being with u
Ok
Ok
@rich crow Lemme clap yo ah
anyone wana play allies im bronze two
added
Hi
Hi
anyone has gold
Yo
discord drama
Dracula i have question
can i have some gold
Dracula
Oops alliens
ok
Send me invite
Lmao
Where you searching player to plat
I want see who win
me?
Yea
1v1 me lmao
Oki
but after this Allieās
@rich crow want or no bruh
Lol
cause Iām not actually bronze lmao
Finish what
Champ ion on comp on a Smurf and on my Smurf champion on Allieās
Can i se screen shot champion?
Okie
dms or screenshots?
Yea
I sent the screenshots

I did road to bronze for my main and Smurf
Anyone wanna play?
What servers?
What server do you normally use, i play on Australia but use China when I play with people
Oh I play USA nvm
Ight ok
is there a trading system in the game and im just to dumb to use it or is it only the market?
Only market
ight' thanks
Np
coping mechanism
Hello
Im coping because i get placed against golds only
Im not even in a rank yet and im facing golds with another bronze
it's elo based mm, if you perform way too good against your current rank the game will try to put you against someone higher
it may also be the fact that the game couldn't find that player so it extend near 500 mmr gap to search for a player
Ohh
Thats why
he's just too good
Me?
did you barely start the game?
quite normal to get matches like that
yea
?
if you get like Gold 3 then you are starting off good
Oh
the only reasonable as of why they make the system like that is probably to avoid smurfs going into lower elo match
But im doing poor in 2v2 but in norm im really good
I guess
also map knowledge
be the teammates
become the team
I got sum kid with a .07 k/d and i was against gold and above
lol
so2 matchmaking at its finest
it always happens if the server is dead

i once got matched with the same lobby 5 times cause it was midnight
Hes level 70 with .07 k/d and somehow doesnt die when shot in head
if it looks like you shot their head, trust me your bullet hits their shoulders
Can I join someone clan?
Ik but he was shot with ak and took 2 damage
I was spectating him
yeah it always happens with ak specially
ever since that the -28 became a sticker cause of the memes
-28?
which is less than chest
So it was first round and he bought an m4
And then 2nd round bought 16 m4s some how and then switches teams and thats all
still not a cheater
Thats all i found really weird in the 2v2
m4 first round after switching?
Yes and AK first round after pre
idk if they patched that bug, but there used to be a bug where you can keep your 10k by reconnecting
patched
Hmm
I check his account
Hes a Champion 2v2 with .7 K/D and 700 wins and 0 losses
He mains AK and M4 and 200+ Headshots
700/0 is quite obvious
?
cheating
blatant cheating can be seen by Weapon Accuracy, unusual winrate or Headshot percentage
Ok lemme check
Good gaming chair
Id argue
nah it's definitely the Samsung smart fridge
100% Headshot
0% Accuracy
Yea
never seen such ratio
Skill issue
Gimme id 
Ok he blocked me
His id was IDOKa
did you take a screenshot
No
Decided to leave it for now until he blocked me
I messaged him abt it and thats why
Ok i found sum
Zani? U there?
Hm
yeah
Hi
Hii
Whats up
Selling m4 pro with zone 9 sticker on it
Btw alexblot
Give ban for cheaters 
Give ban for kick 
?
I've never get banned for kicking
same
Give me reasons we should be complete
Me fr
Feeling to play competitive again ngl
I enjoy topfragging
What I dont enjoy is shi teammates
Hey guys why is my sezen locked
???
Fight in the competitive matches to define your best rank and earn the seasonal rewards.
Good luck in battle! What is the solution
This message appears

All these voices running through my head
Arm on fire veins burning red
Fru stra tion
Is getting bigger
Bang bang bang
Pull my devil trigger
top game you can see it was awarded by the company to a Ukrainian, that's why 99% of hackers are Ukrainians, hmmm, it's a strange coincidence :)) otherwise, the developer still had a lot to learn when they come to grant ordinary AC or at least better quality AT, otherwise it's lag ping xdddddd I also have nothing to say but if you Ukrainians, you want to hack, this is for you, that's why I'm laughing, 80% of the members are Ukrainians, they're all Ukrainians, I'm still hacking, I'm selling via chat in the game, via Telegram, I'm dying
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Slava ukraini
First of all, I have a request from you, please do not allow cheating in this game anymore, I am eating very minus in ranked matches because of this incident, please solve this problem
Anyone wana play some 2v2's? bronze 2
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thats nice to hear
change your device language
ā ļø
Ty zani luv u
heyyy
bro cant call me mommy if he under the age lmao
anyone wanna play defuse?
bro š kids these days always wanna 1v1 and its MOBILE APP
St
how low do you have to go š
bro im better then you lmao
ill send my stats in screenshots
4.24 and a 50% headshot percentage i got lmao
mobile vs a csgo pro who will win
š
bro really thinks hes better then a Legendary Eagle Master
u probably a Gold Nova I
Legendary Eagle Master is equivalent to master on standoff
š
anyways anyone wanna play defuse lmao
ill have to reinstall
or lookinf for tips and training?
is ur bio a troll
no why
i must have dementia because i dont remember asking
nah dude I got alzheimer's

im sorry that i wannab e who i wanna be is going against ur communist/ islamic terrorist beliefs
Thank you Kanye very cool
lol
haha ur delusional
is what u are
mental illness ftw
lmao not a mental illness
if the gov doesnt say is a mental illness then its not lmao
š¦
mental illness
o wait ur a nobody on the internet why should i care?
Hello
hi
goofy ahh person ngl man parents beats him and disowns him everyday so he has to get online and bring ppls moods down yikes
hiiii
true
lol
you dont have to care, facts dont care about your feelings
you need therapy š
and you need to learn to treat ppl llike humans lmao
i never said you werent a human
and dont need therapy i already got myself checked out im mentaly sain
sane*
Bro is in denial
dont need it docs and the hospital says im perfectly sane lmao
me? bro hes the one hating lmao
Yes
I can't reactivate Kaspersky anymore
like i would help you if i could

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lmao troll
hola
Yea honestly he's repeating the same thing over and over
i hope you can take my advice and seek out therapy
soy dora
Imagine making giving advice to others, based on personal opinions, your personality
most tranni3s are ugly fat men anyways
that's not what insanity is
whoa wtf
the hell yāall talking ab
by definition, that's not what insanity is
repeting the same thing over and over expecting a diffrent result
True
you are a delusional man, you will never have ovaries, you will never have a uterus
you will never be a woman
And you'll never get maidens
lmao see like we could be friend
nah i got a fine woman already
I mean I suppose all of the above is true
but ill be ur first friend :3
im sure we could, i cant judge your character by your mistakes
i just feel bad for you
please get therapy
From roblox?
You can only speak when you got all the maidens
If you're single and never had a gf then somethings up
thats what im saying man like seriously im the one that feels bad
ur over here making fun of someone bc they are diffrent yikes
Didn't buy the new iKo max
im willing to bet you dont
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dedicated redditor ā ļøā ļø
No
im not making fun of you
And I know why at leadt
pretty sure ur the one thats the dedicated redditor
š
yup, no is correct
u can believe what you want idc
Right, it's your turn to admit
but in the end dont push that crap on other people keep it to ur own
theirs no evidence
you have no ovaries, you have no uterus
goofy
You'll never be a man
like i said before i must have dementia bc i dont remember asking for you're opinion or thoughts
Bec you're hiding the truth
you will never be a woman
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insanity:
a state of being extremely mentally ill
ie, you
Must frequent 4chan often
Mentally ill of what tho
Factually incomplete definition
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according to the oxford dictionary
literal sped
i can tell you arent that intelligent, either that or english isnt your first language
Yeah I don't need to be intelligent to see you're not a man
Cuz everything you say contradicts itself later
Like you haven't even reached 13 and you call yourself a "man"
š
Can a cheated match result be canceled?
example?
ad hominem
ive stated nothing but facts using logic all you've done is whine
already bored but i try to change peoples minds sometimes
hopefully the trans gets therapy
truly sad what society has become
And what do you think the therapy consists of?
I don't, enlighten me
id imagine you've never heard of sigmund freud
Feel free to share
Oi alguƩm pra jogar
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Vamos
Cant believe someone is not sane enough to talk to iKo Max
Azatooth
š
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Yes
Life is inherently ordinary
Just provide evidence
where is the promo codes
But ong they were losing without me
Clutched up back to back
Not here
Watch tournament live streams
Are there any active codes
No
Went from gold to silver with awful teammates rushing cluelessy...
š§š½

Bruhhhh!!! šæ šæ šæ
Nightly when the
Hi nightly
I been playing comp and i found a hacker
That is me
Lolz
god are u from the uk?
Nah
Y?
nah
i just want to play with an europe guy
every 1 is russian
Why do you want to play with a eurupe guy?
Im 99% english
thats what i want
or just english
But 100% russian
NOOOO
Lolz
why only russians
and ukrainians
cap
Np
i dont really care
i still hate russians
idk why there should be
i can beat them
some
Its at least some
I think he just hates them in general
Guys
What's (Jo ma ma)?
Jo ma ma
Yes
Jo ma ma
Who wanna play
Where can I can report
one question, in configuration it appears that russia is going to 42 ping, but when I get into games, in the same region it appears that I am going to 190-280 ping
Is it a server error?
Ok
So far i don't understand the medal system, can someone explain to me how i get one?
Im finally back
(dumb question alert)how people get items like karambit (gold) itp i mean the most expensive items (they buy?)
you get a job
Dead bot. š
anyone wanna play defuse?
you just get to level 50
and thats it
each time you get to level 50 the badge will change to another rarity
Bronze > Silver > Gold > Platinum > Diamond

@paper tangle u know nattie forsyth?
aw

ima check on charlie
but everytime she wins a point she loses it due to her autism lmao
its on keem and packgod iirc
thats a yikes
ill check it out

How I can get language roles?
hi
Any1 wan play allies
@verbal imp wanna so2? like not rn tho
Bruh so2 banned me 95h š« š„²
@verbal impready
shoulda asked to be kicked
I wanna play rn real bad but I have ban so
Yea if they knew English
They were speaking russian didnt understand a word that I was saying W
Anyways anyone trynna 1v1 for fun?
Id?
Id????
2 zeros
My bad
Sorry I can't rn
Hnm

Done. Im Sorry if its not the best response u could get
No no, thank you. I realize it was not the best gun to use the stickers on after the fact
It depends if you love the gin and choose to keep it. You could have a chance to find someone who really wants it and loves that gun
Bruh
I personally give it a 10
This P350 max 200G
it honestly looks like a 300g skin
abit too low but ig makes sense since the sticker is rainbow
Yh but when i see the headshot zone and murder stickers on guns i fall in love with em xD
It's 125-30 with stat track clean lol
I have 200+ stickers lol
Kills on Statrack don't make skins more expensive
As I said there
Hello?
What if someone reaches 99999 ? Always asked myself about it
hey
It will be 999999
But
When you will get 1000000 kills
Hi Iām new to this
Statrack will show you 000001
probably just reset
dang, just hit 999999 then quit
in game display will reset to 1
The server or the game?

Yh but selling it near a million may give him a chance to sell it for a higher price
Both
bro
Welcome to the server
the kills reset
do you not read?
Ah, ok if you want I can help you out with what I know?
Im not very experianced but oh well
what a oxymoron
experienced*

Ok and thanks
What will be next new case after Scorpion??
U guys are teaching me how statracks work ? They're like calculators no need to explain
Thanks for the help
If you have any questions feel free to ask here
I'll answer them to my best ability
hm..
Eternity I think
wana get into a call and I can make a private lobby?
you think 
Uhhh ok
K join the vc that I make
Now that u mention it we better buy fable cases and boxs as much as we can before they're gone
Oo okkk
alr made up my mind posting a old design.
moment
I love my roommate. š¦
Tripped the switch. š
@shadow inlet I buying it also a little much thanks thou
id rather spend my time productive than hear my mother how im a prick for not caring about my siblings responsibilities.
Wire management moment š¦
1 hour of endurance race wasted. š
welp, there's goes my good will for my parents. they getting nothin in the future.
š
sad
Everybody gangsta till we get a button for "stickers only" when buying guns on marketplace instead of sliding
I canāt hear you
^^^
are you the first born?
Hmmmm
@silk kraken last.
when dad joke 
lol, why are you supposed to care about the responsibilities of your siblings then
I'm sad now. 

when dad
No
Yes
I have your son detained. š¦
No.
Your good now?
he's your son now, i didn't want him anyways
{ax} always a W moderator
Who gave you permission to see him in my basement

Splendid. Now I can sell him to Thailand. š¦
People who know 
human trafficking at its finest
I heard demand for femboys are high there.
I wonder how that word is allowed
your hands got the weakening affect
It got numb when you were trying to be consistent. š¦
Very.
I should tell my roommate to take over (switch driver) whenever I entered a pit stop. š¦
š„ļø
I'm still upset about it.
I have an event next month.
Also mosquito bites my cheeks. š¦
nice vent
š„ļø
Our dorm has 24/7 opened windows. š¦
For that ultimate fresh air. š¦
How I can get language roles?
I haven't got this channel.
update your app
Ok
then come back
Thanks
Other discord servers: have bots for help.
Standoff 2's server : Azathoth
New people are lost when they come in here and frequently ask the same questions
so I'd help them out
since most of the time the English Moderators are busy with Helpdesk
so I'm just doing a small part for them

Well i can see that. U deserve a promocode from Axlebolt xD
humble but true.
What if its a knife that has this gif on it
You wouldnt say no xD
I would still say No
how do you even see discord notifications on desktop? there's almost no indication and they're extremely easy to miss
tis the bwop
how do you not get notifications on desktop 
Wow. Ur truly a chad doing it for the sake of helping poeple
I'm just simply built different.
Press F for respect
put on dnd since august 12 2017
no i mean ax
check what kind of notifications you get in this server @silk kraken
i should be have online status
cuz like
that might be deter the clients!1!1!1
oh he busy
smth like that and
i don't get dms notifs lol

nab.

cay fadey
true
absolute
Vodka
the cay fadey
Can the Scorpion case price will high like rival case ??
absolute
can can
Vodka
in 5 years
it can
in a few years
like Origin


Ooo š±
I would rather use mp7/mp5 over that honestly
who doesn't like it
I remember the ump being good back in the day
certified "i cant aim properly" moment
for an $1200 smg
it was cheap and really good
I would use ump if its competetive
I remember having the ump beast for it
uzi recoil are too good , it causes earthquake on my phone
Just in defuse i would rather buy p90
peashooter
ye

A dude got mad at me for using p90













