💬│english-chat

[proper gyro]

10bucks

[hoary relic]

@rich crow where????

Krmwkfkwlöf

[rich crow]

I'll be in maid outfit

[devout bobcat]

Bring a cameraman too.

Easy money farming.

[void bronze]

yeah you better be cleaning

[proper gyro]

10 bucks per match

[rich crow]

with neko headgear

[hoary relic]

Ok ı am coming kdkskwldkkwkfkw

[devout bobcat]

🤺

[void bronze]

he is what

[proper gyro]

bedwars!1!1!1!1

[void bronze]

!!

[rich crow]

thats my job

and definitely not small and sharp knife to stab u to death

i always win in the bed

[verbal imp]

Was on crk
Spent all 66k gems cuz i wanted this new cookie
And i got jack and 💩 @paper tangle

[proper gyro]

litterally me

[void bronze]

there's no need to see the trunk officer

[rich crow]

cuz i stay alive

[rich crow]

u got rizz winstreak buddy

[hoary relic]

I apologize in advance for what will happen.

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

oh yea

i haven't changed my pfp

since... September.

[rich crow]

L

[rich crow]

make one for me dad

[hoary relic]

@rich crow M

[rich crow]

what

M

[proper gyro]

20dolla

[devout bobcat]

Good times.

[rich crow]

[void bronze]

isn't it always Christmas in the Philippines

[proper gyro]

payoal

[rich crow]

yesh

I'll pay 1 week bed services for free

🦛

with various cosplay choices

[hoary relic]

@rich crow ı dont know just write M

[rich crow]

nawr

[paper tangle]

Sad

[hoary relic]

@rich crow commemmmmmmmmm

[proper gyro]

sorry I don't accept beds as payment

[hoary relic]

@proper gyro bro

Come

[rich crow]

[void bronze]

i need a bed fr

i sleep on the ground

[devout bobcat]

Gotta miss the time when AOL Instant Messenger was a thing.

[paper tangle]

rat moments

[rich crow]

sleep on me

[rich crow]

i can sleep you

[devout bobcat]

🤨

[paper tangle]

you can sleep him?

[rich crow]

i can make him sleep forever

(death)

[void bronze]

i only got mattress

[hoary relic]

@paper tangle @rich crow lest Dö this

oh my god I've been here for 2 hours 1 man didn't come etc.

[void bronze]

so cool

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

Not even a bed frame?

[devout bobcat]

Ö

[void bronze]

nope

just the mattress on the ground

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

this fluffy thighs can beat any beds that exist in the entire universe

[devout bobcat]

G

[rich crow]

u play w me on the bed having fun you die i get stronger and i find another person to do the same process

[void bronze]

i dont like hair

shave

[devout bobcat]

Use Manscaped Lawnmower 4.0 🦅

[rich crow]

no hair

[hoary relic]

@paper tangle bro

[devout bobcat]

Gentlemen, I wanna show you my balls.

[paper tangle]

Its quiet too

[void bronze]

we need to talk about your balls

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

🏀⚽🦛 check out my balls.

[hoary relic]

@devout bobcat WhA?

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[hoary relic]

[rich crow]

this biggest balls of the summer

[paper tangle]

You've been baited

[hoary relic]

[rich crow]

show me the real one or you die @devout bobcat

[paper tangle]

Nice sport balls

[devout bobcat]

I can just reset that emote. 🦛

[rich crow]

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

It's back to 59 🦅

[rich crow]

omw to

to choke a certain nitro booster person

[paper tangle]

I guess you won't see them

[devout bobcat]

🫴

[rich crow]

[dim siren]

bulldrop anyone?

[devout bobcat]

🫳

[paper tangle]

He's gonna be in a corner crying because he couldn't see his balls

[rich crow]

[devout bobcat]

pp3 exploded. 🦛

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

death

[paper tangle]

Just gonan clean here like usual

[devout bobcat]

Dies in Arabic ringtone.

[rich crow]

ya habibi

[devout bobcat]

🤺

[rich crow]

where did ga go

[paper tangle]

To sleep

[devout bobcat]

I ate him.

[rich crow]

clean my body on the floor

[devout bobcat]

Delicious creature.

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

cleankng a certain debris

[paper tangle]

I just clean

[rich crow]

a certain flesh

[paper tangle]

no fore

skin

[verbal imp]

Only gore

and vuro

[verbal imp]

and guro

[paper tangle]

I had to say it separately because it didn't let me

[rich crow]

forestskin

[paper tangle]

forested

[verbal imp]

And all the horrible stuff people like

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Mind boggling

[rich crow]

no

[verbal imp]

Great deal

Anyways

[devout bobcat]

I gave away PC game pass for free. 🦛

[paper tangle]

I just ignore it

[proper gyro]

it's kinda sad that fortnite unironcally exist...

well the br

pve did nothing wrong

[devout bobcat]

Actually.

I sold it to my roommates.

[paper tangle]

free PC pass

[devout bobcat]

Stonks.

[proper gyro]

for how much?

[dim siren]

i give my ex for ex

[devout bobcat]

$5 🐓

[paper tangle]

$5 is $5

[devout bobcat]

🫳

[verbal imp]

A coffee right there

[paper tangle]

no coffee for me

[verbal imp]

Yes

its for me

cuz energy

[devout bobcat]

I think I just flooded mod logs channel.

[verbal imp]

I don't have energy

[paper tangle]

I stopped drinking coffee because too much caffeine for me

I'd rather go without coffee now

[verbal imp]

Not a problem for me cuz I rarely drink coffee

[rich crow]

[paper tangle]

My friends are telling to get gamer supps

[verbal imp]

I only slurp that good stuff when I have to pull a all nighter

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

I mean

U can but

[paper tangle]

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 is the name

[verbal imp]

That's the juice I want

[paper tangle]

So I'ma buy it

[verbal imp]

Guacamole gamer fart 9000

[paper tangle]

No tyres

[verbal imp]

you aren't A real GAMER if u don't consume the gamer juice

[paper tangle]

You mean

[devout bobcat]

I'm not a gamer. I'm a racer.

Licensed racer.

🫳

[paper tangle]

You aren't a REAL gamer if you don't consime Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 while making jokes on the fly

[devout bobcat]

As a anti vegan. I hate it.

I'm a hardcore meat fan.

[paper tangle]

There's no guacamole in the drink

[verbal imp]

Its good for racing
it makes u 10% faster
Also it gives u 15% so u won't have a skill issue

[paper tangle]

15% skill boost

[proper gyro]

7 servers only dmed 1 guy and responded to 1 email

[paper tangle]

Moment

[proper gyro]

no work for this month

[verbal imp]

The ultimate gamer juice for Shi posting on discord

[devout bobcat]

🦞

[proper gyro]

man please be pandemic again

i need clients

[paper tangle]

Fr

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

🤨

[paper tangle]

Lobter

[proper gyro]

pandemic literally made me some what rich

:sadge:

[devout bobcat]

I need offline classes. 🦅

[proper gyro]

...well true.

[devout bobcat]

Online class is literally a way for me to disappear completely from the radar.

[proper gyro]

i too need offline class

[paper tangle]

fr same I need offline classes

[verbal imp]

Fr

[paper tangle]

Cant do anything online

[devout bobcat]

Online classes don't provide the same level of personal interaction as offline classes. 🦅

[verbal imp]

I refuse to

(Mostly joking)

Actually

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Nvm

[devout bobcat]

📚

Amoguses.

[paper tangle]

The jokes ended and died

[verbal imp]

Was going to add on but scrap whatever I was saying

[paper tangle]

Moment

[verbal imp]

I need new Russian badger video

[devout bobcat]

Online classes are often conducted from home or another non-classroom location, which can be distracting. Literally went to join racing lobby during class. 🦅

That was a made up story btw. 🦅

[paper tangle]

He went to race

(real story)

[devout bobcat]

Nobody connected my hotspot yet.

[proper gyro]

swaws

[paper tangle]

swaws

[paper tangle]

Are you gonna steal their data

[verbal imp]

I need more of Canadian man

[proper gyro]

heavenly idk

[devout bobcat]

My roommate literally installed a wifi in our dorm and courages people to pay to use it so he can make $$$ 🦛

[paper tangle]

milk bag

[proper gyro]

all i know is badger

[proper gyro]

thats smi77y

[devout bobcat]

🥺

[verbal imp]

Who's more American than Americans

[paper tangle]

Americans

[proper gyro]

the uh

[verbal imp]

Badger

[devout bobcat]

I think I'm more Australian than Australians.

Effing kangaroos.

[paper tangle]

I miss the old Funtages

[devout bobcat]

Mfs jumped in front of my bonnet.

[paper tangle]

You mean angry people

If you're more American than Americans doesn't that make you a better American?

[devout bobcat]

you're* 🦅

[proper gyro]

alright imma just work tommorrow

[paper tangle]

Fixed it before you even replied

[devout bobcat]

Get grammared

🤺

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp @paper tangle is it weird for me to ask, can i vc with yall on anon's server

[paper tangle]

In college

Rn

[proper gyro]

just chatting while im wroking

[paper tangle]

I'm in class

[devout bobcat]

Nabs.

[proper gyro]

well not rn

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

Real men vc in open chat.

[proper gyro]

like 8hrs from now

[paper tangle]

Uh

I'd be probably gaming with friends by that time

But sure

Just remind me

[proper gyro]

yea ill try to wake up 7am

ealry riser

means more work

[paper tangle]

more money

[proper gyro]

true

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Not really but if u did you'd be speaking with a corpse

[proper gyro]

👑

[paper tangle]

man's really dying while waking up

I feel the same

[devout bobcat]

👑
🦞

[proper gyro]

ill try to wake up early tmrw. imma head to bed now

[paper tangle]

Lobter King

[proper gyro]

finna set alarms

[paper tangle]

Have a good night Yu-kun

[proper gyro]

also just an excuse to train my body again to wake up early

oyasumi 🛏️

[devout bobcat]

Yuck. 🦛

[paper tangle]

Force it to have a better sleep schedule

[devout bobcat]

We don't tolerate weebus. 🦛

I smell milk. 🦛

[paper tangle]

Don't you ever wake up so early that your eyes are just shut from that eye mucus (whatever it's called)

It happened to me today

[devout bobcat]

Clearly you never grew up. 🦅

[paper tangle]

Clearly I didn't

[devout bobcat]

My eyes never poop. 🦅

[paper tangle]

If you think about it

[hushed coral]

👍

[paper tangle]

When you cry

Its your eyes peeing

[devout bobcat]

I haven't cried since 2020 🐔

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

🫳
🏃‍♂️

[paper tangle]

You dropped running sim

[devout bobcat]

Care for a massaging session? 🦅

[paper tangle]

My guys legs are gonna be sore

don't use the traditional DD massage style

[devout bobcat]

cOmE tO bRaZiL

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

Clearly, Brazil has a planet on their own.

🇧🇷

🦛

[paper tangle]

It has its own gravitational pull

[devout bobcat]

Brazus.

[paper tangle]

Phone records screen

[devout bobcat]

I accidentally put chilli liquid inside. 🦛

[paper tangle]

You have multiple right ears

[devout bobcat]

🦅 ears pride.

[paper tangle]

awe hell naw that's a state secret

Where's the documents

[devout bobcat]

Can you hear anything in my stream?

[rich crow]

I sel acc

[paper tangle]

I'm not on it

[devout bobcat]

Hop in. 🦅

[paper tangle]

Guess someone was sent to the Shadow Realm rn

[devout bobcat]

🏀🦫

sniff

[paper tangle]

I don't even see it

[devout bobcat]

Hop on vc. 🦛

[paper tangle]

I don't got the vc unlocked

I need to pay extra

[devout bobcat]

You need english role. 🦅

[paper tangle]

Im pressing on it

Its not letting me

[devout bobcat]

Skill issue.

[paper tangle]

Ok I got it

And it's gone

Great

[devout bobcat]

I still have patience.

[paper tangle]

I got it again

[devout bobcat]

Don't drop it in the sewer again.

Can you hear anything? 🦛

[paper tangle]

Well my connection is bad so it might take a while to load in

[devout bobcat]

This laptop is a crap. 🦛

🦛

[paper tangle]

well it's not your fault

Its most like mine

since my connection is really bad

[devout bobcat]

Screw it, I'm gonna shut down the wifi. 🦛

[paper tangle]

Rip wifi

[devout bobcat]

So nobody can use it. 🦅

[paper tangle]

If you can't use it, no one can.

[gilded pine]

Ello

[inner yoke]

kitsune

[verbal imp]

So I've started to leave games

[rich crow]

Dude wtf is this game

My teammate is a Smurf

The enemy is legend in allies and comp

How tf did I get in this game

[glass willow]

lol

rip

[verbal imp]

Average match making

[rich crow]

I’m unranked on my alt

G3 in comp

[glass willow]

ic

[rich crow]

MM at its finest

[verbal imp]

I just feel my brain rotting

[brittle knoll]

🦕

[verbal imp]

More and more as I play

I feel stupider everyday

As I try for a better rank

[rich crow]

real

[verbal imp]

Wait are u playing uh

Allies atm?

[rich crow]

Yes

[verbal imp]

With a teammate?

[rich crow]

Yes but he’s afk

[verbal imp]

This game is in shambles

[rich crow]

I’m literally just gonna throw

I don’t even care anymore

It’s my alt anyways

[verbal imp]

I cant help u our since I got banned for an hour

.

Hour.

[rich crow]

Rip

[verbal imp]

I just couldn't be bothered to last in the next 7 rounds

Or

8

[clever garden]

Would you guys say so2 is better than c-ops?

[rich crow]

Wtf my teammate is kinda smart

He kept leaving and rejoining to preserve his KDR

[verbal imp]

We are not having this conversation.

[rich crow]

He still went 1-3

But still

I mean I played c-ops from 2017 or so to 2020

[clever garden]

What does that mean :3

[rich crow]

I quit obviously

But honestly

I think so2 is BYEEE

Better*

Bruh

[brittle knoll]

Nice cows

[rich crow]

My auto correct

[brittle knoll]

🐖

[rich crow]

💀

[clever garden]

Yeah i also played back in the day

I even played it when it was on pc

[brittle knoll]

I agree 100%

[verbal imp]

Well u can no

[brittle knoll]

With this

[verbal imp]

Now*

[next ocean]

💪🏿

[brittle knoll]

🐓

[clever garden]

Tried to get back into it now but i lost both of my accs

[scenic stream]

Does anyone know when the new season is coming?

[brittle knoll]

🍤

[clever garden]

So i guess im trying so2

[rich crow]

Dude f-k this game bro

Enemy team was my teammate from last match

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

The Smurf

And a second Smurf

My teammate is literally just a normal gold player

[brittle knoll]

That's what happens when you solo queue

I think 🐇

[rich crow]

I’m throwing anyways it doesn’t matter

[verbal imp]

Don't try this season

It's garbo

[brittle knoll]

Try in the summer when people get distracted by hot weather

🦛

[rich crow]

Thank iBP max

I’ll take that advice

[verbal imp]

For next season
I'm only maining allies

[clever garden]

I like so2 a lot i just cant get over the fact that people would kick you for no reason

[verbal imp]

For mmr

[brittle knoll]

Happens in csgo too

[verbal imp]

For mmr dima

[clever garden]

Not as often

[brittle knoll]

Sometimes an actual team of prime players go in casual and if someone wants to kick someone else, they team up to get an instant kick

🦕

[clever garden]

Not even

They just do it randomly

[brittle knoll]

You just need to not know Russian

[clever garden]

Halfway through the game

[rich crow]

The enemy Smurf is literally spinbotting dude what did I get myself into

[clever garden]

Or at the end

[verbal imp]

💀

Stream rq

I wanna see

Believe it or not
That actually happened to me

[clever garden]

Yeah true but that only happens once in 5 games max

[brittle knoll]

Yes

[verbal imp]

I can send the video

[brittle knoll]

Maybe even rare-er

🐔

[clever garden]

Mhm

[rich crow]

Now my teammate is shouting at me in Russian

I don’t even know what he’s saying

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[verbal imp]

Tell em to eat

Idk

Something

Fight fire with fire

[brittle knoll]

A crying baby is sometimes just hungry yes

[clever garden]

Theres another similarity between so2 and csgo

All the russians play on mirage/sandstone

[rich crow]

Very angry Russians

[verbal imp]

Exactly

[brittle knoll]

They play everywhere

[primal rain]

iBro max moment

best phone ever

🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[rich crow]

LOL

I still got gold 3

Bro wtf

[brittle knoll]

You should get one so you get updated about my name faster

[primal rain]

wanna play Sofia?

[rich crow]

No

[primal rain]

sure

[rich crow]

I don’t Wnt to play shton2

[brittle knoll]

But that won't eliminate the need of user input, won't fix the delay from there

[rich crow]

Waiting for new season to start so I can tryhard in comp

[verbal imp]

Nah

[primal rain]

shton2 moment

[verbal imp]

Allies first

With me

[rich crow]

Actually we can grind Allie’s

Yes

And you can carry me

[verbal imp]

For 1 game

[brittle knoll]

I was gonna say you have the advantage of teaming up in this server, but I almost forgot there're so many other private servers/clans

Yea they got the advantage of selecting knowingly good players

[rich crow]

For our cracked comp team we can have me Nox kaffn meru and someone else

[brittle knoll]

🐡

@stray violet

[mint ridge]

@brittle knoll 🫳 🐔

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[verbal imp]

He's here

Man

[brittle knoll]

Thanks for the pat

[rich crow]

Wow Ewok is finally back

Nvm

[brittle knoll]

🐔

[lost maple]

ello can i ask

why the heck my joystick movin so weirdly

cannot do them montage thingy cuz of my bugged joystick

how to fix weirdle joystick movement

[rich crow]

Is it like fixed or floating or something

ghost touch moment

[verbal imp]

The iron lung

[rich crow]

guys

[verbal imp]

Hi

[rich crow]

hello

how many fingers do you use

on standoff

?

[clever garden]

7

[verbal imp]

4
Why?

[clever garden]

Gotta use your toes as well

[rich crow]

as a question

so i can collect data

i personally play all 20 fingers

using my toes as well

[lost maple]

yes how to remove this thing that i have it very weird annoying and make me uncomfy 🤓

[rich crow]

uts ur screen problems

either change it or suffer

[lost maple]

mane no

[primal rain]

dude who is aoi

🐧

[burnt nebula]

Hello guys

Anybody is here

[primal rain]

yp

[void karma]

who want allies

[cerulean marsh]

Ye

Hey y'all

[heady briar]

are der any working promo codes?

[primal rain]

hi drazzy

wasup

[void karma]

@cerulean marsh allies?

[cerulean marsh]

Nope just finished playing 🥱

[cerulean marsh]

Not at the moment

[void karma]

pls only 2 match

[paper tangle]

Wake up

[cerulean marsh]

Nothing much, just chilling rn, avoiding drama in my friend group

Wbu

[cerulean marsh]

I said no, I'd appreciate if you'd respect it

[void karma]

i want some pro player who can help me a rankup

[primal rain]

typical drazzy

lol

[mint ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/wakeup-gif-19924898

[cerulean marsh]

Ye true xd

[primal rain]

xd

[cerulean marsh]

Ye I figured

[primal rain]

not me

[paper tangle]

Welcome back prince

[mint ridge]

who said I am back? (real)

[heady briar]

ok ty hehe i hope dey gib free coins i want skins 😄

[paper tangle]

I did

[cerulean marsh]

They don't. Just play and earn coins yourself

[primal rain]

(reaL)

[paper tangle]

He's gone again

[void karma]

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

nah man, you done wrong.

[heady briar]

[mint ridge]

I got a child to raise now.

[primal rain]

um

i hope it's (fakE)

[rich crow]

Any moderator here?

[primal rain]

not me

[cerulean marsh]

Adren rn

[paper tangle]

Yea adren is gonna ignore that because he's based

[primal rain]

fr

[rich crow]

I tried to dm Comms Officer
But it didnt quite work

[mint ridge]

I am the father.

[paper tangle]

For one child

[rich crow]

Sir adren, can i dm for a second?

[mint ridge]

what is thy reason to inquire in my direct communications?

[paper tangle]

Say no

[brittle knoll]

🦉

[cerulean marsh]

If anything go to their official web and get a support from there

[rich crow]

I have something to inform you about

[mint ridge]

proceed.

[paper tangle]

have fun

[mint ridge]

I took my pills and he's gone somehow.

[brittle knoll]

🐤

[paper tangle]

Guess you don't have to take care of a child now

another guy went to the Shadow Realm

[heady briar]

[mint ridge]

I have to take care of myself, king.

[paper tangle]

Then do so

Its much more important than here

[mint ridge]

once and for all 💀

[paper tangle]

Lmfao

Hel and ax doing work fr

Adren doing important business called hygiene

also can't you retire?

[mint ridge]

jump off a building or crash at 320 km/h?

[mint ridge]

can, not yet though.

[paper tangle]

jump off a building

[paper tangle]

Sadge

[mint ridge]

yeah, I'll stay for the next two months or something.

[paper tangle]

you mean you will be afk

right?

[rich crow]

Phew.

[mint ridge]

I do other things in the meantime.

[rich crow]

Feels good after some community service.

[paper tangle]

nice

[primal rain]

not me

[paper tangle]

I'm just doing the usual here

[primal rain]

penguin?

🐧

[paper tangle]

like always adren

[rich crow]

I was always curious, how do people even trade skins.

[primal rain]

they dont

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

welp.

[rich crow]

Wait what.

[paper tangle]

I got nothing else to do

while you were gone I've been doing reports and stuff here

at least loads of people hate me

[rich crow]

💨♿

Time to vanish

[paper tangle]

Have a nice day

[rich crow]

You too!

[paper tangle]

[mint ridge]

good. (become a villain (REAL))

have a nice day!

[paper tangle]

mfs telling me to prove that the general chat is the English chat

[primal rain]

wait

[paper tangle]

Or telling the truth about promo codes

or ban code 1002

cheaters

etc

Or the comms officer

[rich crow]

Ramadan in 13 days

[primal rain]

knight moment

🐧

[rich crow]

Less goo

[paper tangle]

why do people ping it when the bot says to dm it

[hollow oyster]

How can l get promo code l want pls

[paper tangle]

Like what

You see what I mean

[paper tangle]

You don't

[hollow oyster]

Yes l dont have

[paper tangle]

Go to #🛟│faq to why you can't get one

[rich crow]

The mods dosent even answer

[mint ridge]

well, that used to be my sad life.

[paper tangle]

Because they have to go to the support website to ask and answer questions to people

[mint ridge]

maybe if you go as far as to ask nicely, they might even will.

[paper tangle]

They can't be in discord 24/7 they're humans too

[paper tangle]

Nah that ain't fun

I go as blunt as possible

[hollow oyster]

Did you copy one time before

[paper tangle]

No

[mint ridge]

talking about the reason why mods do not answer.

[paper tangle]

Sometimes I try to be nice but they get the wrong idea that I'm being a douche about it

[hollow oyster]

And now ı should to find discord team to promo code and ı will wait 1 month

?

[paper tangle]

I honestly just send them the website now

[hollow oyster]

Thanks for information

[dim siren]

anyone here uses bulldrop???

[paper tangle]

Some people are like nice but the majority are crap

[primal rain]

real discord mods are not 💪💪💪🧴

[paper tangle]

most would even ignore even tho I said their answer

[dim siren]

who created standoff 2

[paper tangle]

And my name is in pink and idk how they can't see it

[nocturne wyvern]

Bill Clinton

[dim siren]

his @

is he on discord

[primal rain]

pink means ur mod

how u don't know that knight

🐧

[nocturne wyvern]

[paper tangle]

The company made it

[next ocean]

Eren Karayılan

[dim siren]

all the people who are in Axlebolt role?

[paper tangle]

They are the devs so yea

Make sure to not ping them

[primal rain]

frrr

turkish femboy community

[wet spear]

Wait until he finds out that you need more than one person to make a big game!

[paper tangle]

Like genesis

[scarlet harbor]

I want sensitivity settings C's mines suck and I keep change my sensitivity settings over over and I can't find my own ima just uninstall at this point

[next ocean]

he is the real creator of standoff 2

trust me

real

[primal rain]

ik

(reaL)

alsooo

he created turkish femboy community

[paper tangle]

Very reaL

[primal rain]

(reaL)

[paper tangle]

[next ocean]

frr

[primal rain]

frr

knight

[paper tangle]

what

[primal rain]

do u want to join Turkish femboy community

[half anchor]

🙂

[paper tangle]

Maybe next time

Not now

Just remind me

[primal rain]

come back anytime you eant

we will wait with @next ocean

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

u keep cleaning?

[paper tangle]

Ofc

[primal rain]

dude

[paper tangle]

Who's gonna make the floor clean

[rich crow]

my tongue

[primal rain]

knight always cleaning chat from beggers

[wet spear]

Insane being back on the server

[rich crow]

[wet spear]

I was banned on my other acc like 5 years ago

[paper tangle]

Then get to work with that tongue

[primal rain]

guess who got -40 bc of a Russian kid

[paper tangle]

You

[primal rain]

me

[paper tangle]

Everyone

[rich crow]

Wat

[primal rain]

fr

[paper tangle]

Check your stats

Guess they died

[primal rain]

ima play again

i hope won't get Russians again

[paper tangle]

Good luck with that

[primal rain]

thanks

🐧

[paper tangle]

Make sure to not get smacked by them

[next ocean]

penguin breakdance

[paper tangle]

Penguin hip-hop

[primal rain]

knight

i can't found games

is it about servers or me

[wintry yarrow]

Do u guys still have ping issues on eu servers?

[primal rain]

penguen kırık dansı

[paper tangle]

Most likely server issues

[primal rain]

am i should go for a game?

is servers too laggy

[wet spear]

nope

[paper tangle]

probably not

[wet spear]

sounds like a you problem

[primal rain]

let's try

hope I won't get -

[wintry yarrow]

Okay

Cool

[paper tangle]

[next ocean]

gerçek için

[primal rain]

turkish femboy community

gi

[noble dagger]

[primal rain]

Damn fr me and homies using gi

[paper tangle]

Syrex

[primal rain]

knight

got breeze

and russian

:wah:

[wet spear]

i swear there is nobody actually playing the game except russians on eu servers

they're probably on every server

[wintry yarrow]

Kinda true

[wet spear]

like even NA and australia and whatnot

[wintry yarrow]

Yeah cause oceania servers are not really that populated its easy rank up

[paper tangle]

Sad

[wet spear]

why would you know that

bruh

🤔

[wintry yarrow]

When i played in teams we used to play on oceania servers sometimes and it was easy

But long time ago so maybe it has changed

[paper tangle]

Probably not because the game is kinda dying slowly

[wintry yarrow]

Kinda, all the people i used to know now play cs and r6

I must admit that ive been playing a lot less

[burnt nebula]

Hello guys trash 🗑 🤪

[wet spear]

i've just started again after like 3 years lol

[wintry yarrow]

Dang

[paper tangle]

Cool

[wintry yarrow]

I think the in game toxicity is kinda killing the game

[wet spear]

just got ez +44 in allies

[wintry yarrow]

People just 3stack and kick everyone

[burnt nebula]

🖕🖕🖕

[paper tangle]

They also get a ban for kicking people

If they kick a lot of them

[wet spear]

i think it's so dumb that even in ranked after like 3 rounds people start voting out the lowest performers like wtf

[wintry yarrow]

Yep, and if u dont have skins u get kicked as well, seen a lot of 2nd fraggers get kicked cause they have default knife

[primal rain]

guess who is getting - bc of a Russian ******

[paper tangle]

Again you

[wet spear]

well thank god i have skins

[paper tangle]

Slowly becoming pay to actually win games

[primal rain]

yup

[rich crow]

He is not a you its kaffn

[primal rain]

he got ak on second round

and awp on 4

guess what?

he didn't get kill with awp

[paper tangle]

cool

[wet spear]

enthusiastic reaction

[paper tangle]

Right

[next ocean]

real kratos

[rich crow]

Kratos is ree

Red

Not green

[next ocean]

nah

he is green

[rich crow]

Colorblind hun?

[lilac lotus]

This is English server?

[rich crow]

No spanish

[paper tangle]

English and Russian

[rich crow]

Chinese acctually

[wet spear]

if you choose i different language it can be anything

[paper tangle]

He already got Russian

Since he said something in Russian

[primal rain]

we won

he doesn't have iq

[paper tangle]

Nice job

[primal rain]

but not trash aim

[primal rain]

+6

3dtroll

[paper tangle]

oof

[rich crow]

How much is m9 universe

[paper tangle]

All of that for just 6 points

[primal rain]

let me check

[paper tangle]

real sad

[primal rain]

15k

[rich crow]

Holy

[primal rain]

also got around -30 before that

so let's play again

3dtroll

[rich crow]

Is scrath cheaper

[primal rain]

and I got master comp gold 2vw

let's get some points finaly

[rich crow]

Guys i got the most expensive knife in so2

[rich crow]

Dual dagger harmony

[paper tangle]

Moment

[rich crow]

I have the starter knife🔥

.

Lol

[rich crow]

Poor

Yes i am😓

I have jkomando prism

🤓

Spoil me🐱

(Im a guy)

Huh

[wet spear]

I got the M9 blue blood

[rich crow]

Im jk

Blue blood?

How much is it

[wet spear]

It hink 7500?

I bought it in the collection in lke 2018

*like

[sterile garnet]

I've been banned. How can I reach the Axebolt team?

[void juniper]

Hello

[rich crow]

The expensive m9 is dragon class

[rich crow]

Go to their support website

Anyone wanna accept me into their clan? I have 70h played.Im mid

[paper tangle]

I'll send a link in your dms wait for a bit.

[void juniper]

Does anyone knows how to change resolution in game?? (ipad)

[rich crow]

I also dont play very much allies

Dragon glass is 29k worth

[gray patio]

What bayonet?

[sterile garnet]

is there a link?

[rich crow]

Give me m9 dragon glass and I will make u elder in my clan

Me being broke is not possiblr

[gray patio]

💀

[sterile garnet]

Okey

[rich crow]

@paper tangle he will send to you

I js wanna be in a clan bru

Okay

A cheaper knife then

Kukri prophet

Ill give u an usp🤓

A grey one🤓

A 0.16 gold one🤓

[wet spear]

what usp? >:)

ah damn

[rich crow]

I have usp pisces

St

[primal rain]

cheater

[rich crow]

Scorpion cases that u buy w C aint givin me nun good

[rich crow]

Bro

[wet spear]

don't open cases lmaooo

lol i lost the game and got +3

[rich crow]

Kaffn will you buy me m9 dragon glass

[wet spear]

i've got an usp stone cold stattrack

could buy a knife or 2 for that i think

[strange rover]

.

[rich crow]

Why not.

[wet spear]

wayyy more expensive than buying the skins u want

[rich crow]

But im ur dad son

[solid pilot]

Guys does someone wanna play for 100 gold

[wet spear]

or do you mean boxes?

[solid pilot]

2 vs 2?

[rich crow]

Yeh boxes

[wet spear]

oh yeah nvm then

[rich crow]

Should we do 2v2 them for 100 gold?

[wet spear]

u can open em

yeah sure

[solid pilot]

But we are recording

We are streamers

[paper tangle]

[solid pilot]

And no scamms

[wet spear]

do you have a link?

for the stream?

[solid pilot]

Ye

[paper tangle]

Already sounds like a scam if you don't show proof

[solid pilot]

But winner gets 100 gold

[wet spear]

literally

[primal rain]

I'm messing with cheaters now sorru

[rich crow]

Uf i lose i aint giving

[wet spear]

everybody knows that the loser won't give anyways lmao

[rich crow]

I have 23G

Lol

[wet spear]

I have 0,11

[solid pilot]

i have butterfly knife

[paper tangle]

where's the link for the stream tho

[rich crow]

I have kara gold

[primal rain]

@quick plank gg

[solid pilot]

I have golden batterfly i hope it proofs that im really gone give you 100

[rich crow]

Hes hacking

[solid pilot]

Like its nothing

[paper tangle]

What a fun moment of so2

[primal rain]

he is not

[rich crow]

Do we have to give anything

[primal rain]

got -32

[wet spear]

bro 100 gold is like 2 euros

that is literally nothing

[paper tangle]

Truly an So2 moment

[solid pilot]

Ye true

[wet spear]

Oh yeah i calculated the worth of my inventory earlier lmao

[rich crow]

My family has money but they just tell me" i can afford it anyday but its dumb spending money in a game"

[wet spear]

(the result WILL shock you)

[rich crow]

Selling m4pro with zone 9 sticker

What happens next is shocking

[rich crow]

Do we have to give if we lose

[wet spear]

real

[rich crow]

Last part

What was the worth if ur inv..?

You see when i first started so2 everything was Hard to understand

Of*

[wet spear]

oh yeah I forgor

one sec

[rich crow]

But then you came my wirld shined