#💬│english-chat
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Hewo y'all
Brains
Hewwo
salvee
Hru?
Where should I complain if I got a cheater?
Wrong Tag srry
I noticed some market bugs due to server lag for the last few weeks but looks like all of the scorpion case skin market transactions have finally broke the system
Dm u a link
As before lol
Alguém gameplay de qualidade?
@paper tangle @paper tangle @paper tangle
No
@hexed igloo @hexed igloo @hexed igloo
Those beggers☠️
Just buy it
I just want 1000 gold, very cheap in your country, very expensive in Turkey
I’m sorry for your situation but no one will do it
I don't know, but I want it very much, there is a very expensive earthquake here in Turkey.
It is very difficult to find money in earthquake conditions.
Hello?
Hello
I keep getting called a haker
Ello
cool
Anyone experiencing a bug where they can't purchase anything from Marketplace?
Yes
Yea
20 dollars is a very hard earned money I don't know because I'm in Turkey
No one will give you the gold
Un pregunta
you wouldn't be buying things like that if you were in this condition wont you
Donde puedo reportar a alguien en el grupo
I swear I ain't tripping.
I'm trying to buy Mac 10 Purple Mist *Stattrack and it just won't let me buy it.
It's stuck on loop
you just have to wait until it’s fixed
When did this happen?
they might announce it
i think it's been a few hours
yes
it has been happening for more than a day it’s just that today has been more common
Bro i still own a scorpion case and I used to own 3-4 of em but sold them off for dumb stuff.
and before today when it was happening and you could cancel it after closing the app a few times
@hexed igloo
you're right but I want it so much I'm begging maybe someone will buy it I'm sorry for lying
good morning
you lied for 1000 gold
you lied about being in the aftermath of earthquake in turkey?
crazy
lmao.
mf would do so much just for some gold 💀
Zhxrm
🐧
Henlo
Hewwo. 🦦
@honest wadi yes you are right i am sorry but 1000gold is so precious i lost myself
Bro i got 1900+ gold 
no one is gonna give it to you
it is very difficult to speak english
How much is 1k gold to USD?
What other sim games do u play other then pc2
Then go speak your main language in the other channels
No one is forcing you to speak English
Acc.
And acc
@honest wadi i know
I forgor about acc ngl
I was about to jump into RaceRoom but it's 50 gb. 🦛
Then stop begging for gold
hm
Bro just be with the market and grind for cases.
But at least it's free ig
I'm not begging
3-4 arcane weapons
Until you are forced to buy thr cars
You said you was begging and desperate
you even used turkeys earthquake
I'm F2P and I'm hella rich
nice
Bro haven't seen me fr
Wanna see my inv?
sure
Share to me please 😁
Hmmm
This new Ayla looks ugly. 🐓
@honest wadi Anyway, never mind, English is very difficult.
Being a small compact car, no wonder why Jeremy insulted the car so hard. 🐓
Yeah ofc @jolly parcel
@honest wadi what country are you in bro
Usa
Usa waht?
no
What rank are you?
@honest wadi how old are you
Sensitive information. 🦛
Lmao
mfw eating in programming class and only listening abit at a time

Eee
we're so behind we only talking about css borders
anyone want to play ?
i already had this last year 
speak in the turkey channel @burnt kite
Swallow it more. 🦛
no i want to talk to you
and I don’t want to talk to you
@honest wadi don't you want to talk why did i do something to you
You are annoying and I don’t want to cause trouble
what happens if it comes out, i'm older than you hahah
@honest wadi you tryinig to play comp?
Not old enough to afford gold
Haha
broke ahh
We all have to just wait sadly
they will probably announce when it’s fixed
With the marketplace? My listing has been stuck on there for hours now and I can't cancel it or sell it
why are you messing with me?
no I’m not
you are messing with me since you begged people for gold?
scroll up it wasn’t that long ago
I tried leaving the conversation but you kept talking
I opened 2 scorpion case yesterday and got both legendaries, awm dragon and m4 night wolf
nice
Algún clan arg?
I would’ve kept it though
I did keep them,
I got 15 sitting in my inv
nice
I'm saving those
@honest wadi bro how old are you
Yeah I won $50 vs my friend in a card game so I used that money for gold
i dont think scorpion worth investing honestly
172939020 add me if you want to play comp
Got you
Why is that?
I’ll save it
Keep it long enough and eventually it will be worth something
cause the knife
what makes the case special is whats inside of it
If I were you, I would never open those cases and would save them instead. 🦛
Yes that is true the only good looking skin in there is the p90
The ak and m4 is nice
But I'll probably just leave the cases in my inv for about a year
but would the majority agree
huge part but the collection is just mid tbh
that’s why it got removed prob
if you want to invest, you gotta look what the community demands in that case
The air looks trash tbh, it doesn't seem like any effort was put into the skin at all
Akr
for example the origin case, the community really love the Ak TH and the M9s therefore it grew in price
true
But people will also want something that is rare and it is inevitable to happen as the game gets older
Even if it doesn't look the best
Those were the times when Origin case was being put into the marketplace for the first time, and it skyrocketed in price. 🦛
well it depends, something like the Flipknife is old enough, but why most of them aren't as expensive?
it comes back to stocks and demands
Yes definitely I do agree with that
it's always stock and demand
literally foundation of every economy
though anything can happen if the richest manipulate them
It's always controlled by the elite XD
Yeah bruv
Well if the cases don't increase in value I'll probably just open all of them but only time will tell
if you buy it for 100 each 125+ is a profit
at least no loss
Yo guys
A random Chinese man whom I met a few weeks ago used to say, "Patience is key."
if you wanna buy cases
🦛
Anyone dealing with cheating players?
just buy it when it inevitably crashes to 60g heck even 40g
try checking if you got your items
didn't furious crash to loke 60g a case??
Yeah lmao
What about the commission
then i would expect scorpion to do alot worse
I bought for 90 gold I think
this gotta a quote from rush hour
and I sold it at 556 gold cause I was bored
green tip
Well I hope the new collection actually looks good this time
i can't even buy stuff for now, all of my golds for investment
🦛
I know someone who stocked about 1k cases hopefully they don't drop in value 🤣
you on massive copium if you think it won't drop
Anything can happen, only time will tell
I can't even buy a bfk rn
Personally I don't care it's just a game at the end of the day
Did your guys get your items in your inventory
only in so2 does lagging give you the advantage
But it's just pixels on a screen, like the game ain't gonna last forever
Pubs?
ooooo he said you have no friends
Save money and use it to obtain a competition license. 🦛
@devout bobcat my teacher keeps saying borders as burgers

Whopper whopper whopper.

hamburger cheeseburger
Flame grilling since 1954
Do I really have to listen to my teacher in front teaching us on how to use InDesign? 🦛
unironcally idk how to use InDesign
I've only learned Ps, Ai, Ae, Pr tbh
Xd I've touched abit
i might switch to figma
idk yet
lol
cases will crash and after awhile they will go up
when origin first went on market i got 5 for 90
people will sell because theyre dumb, just buy low sell high
Yeah that's fair enough
you kinda need dumb people for economies to work
i have so many origin cases i can get 3 gold karambits
cool
🦘
Whopper whopper whopper juniour double triple whopper whopper whopper have it your way. 🍔
Burger
I need the sense of love because no matter what I do I get cheated on because they keep saying the same stuff at me and I am at the lowest I can be

but playing the bois is always a different feeling
awe u poor thing

I do fancy indulging in a delectable Whopper burger at this very moment.
🐓

@rich crow it seems that your description has led me to implore you to assist me in ascending to the summit of the leaderboard in the esteemed game of Standoff 2. 🦅
die
Carry me then 
💀
well i cant rn
i work
It appears as though your attempts to end my life have been unsuccessful. 🦅
💀
beaver call airstrike
eagle does kamikaze
Lmfaooo
i am naming stuff
It seems that beaver lacks the ability to call in an airstrike.

eagle puts beaver into the gas chamber

Sloppy toppy 
sussy
I'm drunk hi
Cool
i wish i was drunk lmfaoo
Try the Whopper burger today and taste the flame grilled difference. Only at Burger King. 🇺🇸🦅
What about tequila
mmmm

🦛
I won't dummy
It's advisable not to become intoxicated, as it can lead to impaired judgement and undesirable consequences. 🦅
i will show u consequences in game

I'm quite famished, I can totally eat a wonderful delicious meal called a Whopper
I ought to resume paying attention to my teacher's lecture now. 🦛
It appears that seal is no match for my formidable hippopotamus. 🦛
The force of its impact will be so immense that it will reverberate throughout the entirety of Madagascar.🦛
Bye.
I haven't played rank in a long time.
I used to be either silver or gold.
I used to be in a clan called JPN?
But they disbanded after a long time.
Bc I'm on an different account
For SA2
One that I can't access anymore that was rank silver or gold and this one that I'm on rn with no rank.
Man, standoff 2 banning system sucks

Get rekt. 
And people playing on BlueStacks
To report a cheater, you must either use the in game report system or click on the link provided in the pinned message (video evidence required). 🦘
Which sucks.
🦅 I was one of them.
I used it to record third person view for my fragmovies back then. 🦅
does anyone know when the update will be?
12th march maybe
Its like pablo escobar when he took a pic next to the white house xD
I was about to say if your a packGod fan but nvm 💀
It fit
eh i kinda am
I dont watch his video often
but he sure can roast
i also beat a goofy ahh kid
Hello
Skux
imma sent you the photo
I think the markets back
They listened!!!
😢
Dam
Hm
Alguém tem alguma conta para dar

@mighty trout bro that's a goofy ahh dm 
lol
Okay cooldown gone
bruhh
Which is better placement
Alguém tem alguma conta para dar pf
So on the bunny
I have G22 carbon and I used the -28 sticker on the Grip and it's so clean
And AKR Nano with Biohazard sticker so that's a great buy for something i got cheap 
Got it off 10 gold cheap despite it being worth almost 1k
me still on class
still have class till 1pm
AAAA
Bro i got a AKR Nano that was like 10 gold with Biohazard sticker 
It's worth at least 1k gold
gl selling at 100% value
Shut 😭
most people sell it at 40%
Bro biohazard is like 1600
so?
- skin worth 10 gold
its a nano too
Skill issues. 🦅
It had biohazard sticker so lol
It's like putting iBuyPower 2014 sticker on safari mesh
Bad skin but super rare sticker
Biohazard is rare and looks good with it's Holo effect but it's on a bad skin
wat
bruh
indeed
how did you get muted again
@lucid zinc i bought a AKR Nano with Biohazard sticker for 10 gold
idfk banned word s,th new
thats new
the filters are getting out of control
They said obscene words are banned but that's dumb
snowflake filter setter ong
Hi
the word bear (remove the a with e) is also banned its like wtf
not gonna hurt no one
How is te page for buying golds?
Or something
LAD (remove A with S) is also banned but it kinda makes sense
i think shrooms is ok
yea
Shrooms

🍻
one of flavours is banned
the devil's lettuce is also fine
Wdyn flavour
🍻
sour
but the other words that are banned don't make sense
bitter
cant say a certain skyline model ONG
gtr34
🐓
Wo'eh
No
ewalks last message was last 25 of feb
You know what it is you bloody wonker
Imagine if they censor the "British" word. 🦅
bro did the ✌️
And I've gotten muted for saying female dog word
when does season 5 start????
@stray violet
Random @ challenge
im sad to inform you that season 4 is the last one
r34'
@woven tulip
Me when so2 players eagerly await the release of season 5, but unfortunately 183.171.71.112 🦅
mfw season 4 just arrived couple months ago
standoff 2: season 4 chapter 2
part 1 out of 2
your likes are public
good thing i dont have a personal account with likes
Mf stalking. 🦛
The shadows and mysteries of the night, exploring the unknown with a sense of adventure and curiosity. 🦅
the new ceo tryna not limit ads
What changed? 🤨
its mine now
Average premium user since August 15th, 2021: 🦅
eh just some policy changes in ytbers
less restrictive now
(GONE WRONG) (My sister likes it?) 😲😵💫😵😱
in the thumbnail "15M+ views"
views 233
:sadge:
dam
🦕
My friend got back with her ex for the 826281th time
🦛

Hey guyss
you still play?
Nah i just look at market
let me play it then
If u make my KD go to 11.5 why not ☠️
i remember you
Bruv takes way too long to find a competitive game
You can't sell it
probably
They're not that rare
i reckon there's gotta be a market where people search for accounts with medals like that
Any Australian clans?
It should be in the trading server that people have
since most people bought 1st gen accounts with that medal
i think you can go to market see how many people have the Morgan on sale and estimate how many would have
If medals were tradable I would buy myself one
How about the people who have it in their inventory
They are cool
estimates
Low tier assistance medals are not rare
true
Bronze literally cost €2
🦛
Brilliance medal. 🦛
The last one is called brilliant
Need 8000 golds to replenish my balance. 😔
What did u do
my friend had that medal up until the devs did that thing where they ban skin changers lol
Zhxrm is currently broke financially due to spending a significant amount of money on sim rigs. 😔
🦕🤺
Rarity. 🦛
I've been looking for a comp game for over 20 minutes
Makes sense
Play on other servers
I heard Russian server will get you on board in less than a minute. 🦅
Not at 5 am though
GMT+8 superior.🐓
🦘
I literally just switched to Russian servers and instantly got one
See? 🦅
ong ong
Oh
its a special one, if you look closely to the rarity color its the only one with White color rarity
join
damn
cant be caught lacking
Karambit gold and awm v2 are
yeah but its like not even possible
its like having a 1 only item in the world that does nothing and people want it
So2 being non p2w game: 🦅
eye candy
Wicked coatings. 🐓
Michael Jackson
that's a chocolate waffer with vanilla cream
A
@mighty trout are you proud of yourself now? 🦛
Can someone carry me out of gold
What were your intentions in sending those pointless pictures in #📸│photos?
As a community member, we have rules around here. 
First ever comp game was complete and utter trash
Delete them now. 
sutee
Everyone left and it was just 2v3 the whole game
Russian players are somehow worse than Australian players
You were literally fighting against children, like a big, bad bully. 
i love beavers
🦫🤺
🇨🇱🤺
@devout bobcat jugamos ?
Kakaksks. Ctm yaya
Hold your trigger lad. National Hispanic Day is still far away. 🦅
sinco de mayo
whopper
I love those commercials
I hate that people are selling the karambit universe at such a low price
;-;
Atleast raise it up to 4k guys
;-;
Lol no
mother
it's molotoving time
There is o such time....
dint you see molotovius
at the end he said it's molotoving time and molotoved all over the place
truely one of the movies
off all time
@hot hornetshut gen

🦛

idk why but i just imagined monsoon saying "why the long face" to jack
doctor remove my ram limiter
but jack your going to get single hot moms in your area
moment
anyone want to play allies
Can I take stickers off?
Wendy's
molotov
huh?
u def using a emulator i have never met anyone on phone get that many kills
bro is the servers screwed up again
the timer is out and ive been sitting here for 20 min
@quick scaffold
Bro
I'm on mobile
Wyn
Wym
I swear on my life if I'm lying let God strike me down
I'm just that Good dawg
Like what
bro aint no way im leafving this game bc i just went 17-0 in a 1-6 game like dawg i carried these ppl
And I got 27 kills and 4, deaths and I made ,3 clan people rage quit
the freaking timer went out its at 00:00 and its not letting us win tf
Bugs fr
nah some hacvker prob
I go headshots doesn't matter if their close or far
Wanna know my method
bro same lmao let me guess you fullauto lmao
I don't even know how to hack
ive gotten 40
bro thinks im talkign ab out him
See
finnally jesus its over
omg finnally im getting coins i played 20 matches and didnt even get a single coin
Then who
then who
the guy on the enemy team my guy mans prob froze the times at the last sec t9o keep us from winning he could win
Dobi
ahh yes skill issue with ur 1,0 kd
the gun
How many kills u avarage a full defuse match
or just a unusual long magazine
30
Oh W me 20
money issue
thats a glock 19
idk why they always put extended mag on it
More rounds
more power
more john wick
style
john wick has a unseeingly long magazine rounds that lasted 5-10 years
Few few
pew pew
i dont even last that long
what
a what
Does a sniper scope belong to a revolver
hm
car nut
typical new york
10'4 we have 2 black males selling drugs over imma go in for a charge 👮🏻♂️
why do u ask
yellow tape
👮🏻♂️
Man back in my day we didnt had these type of worker 👴🏻
✝️🗿
back in his beaver days yeag
Dont report this to axlebolt
he was biting trees
👮🏻♂️ code "61259" we have 2 black critters hanging around da corner
👮🏻♂️ coming in for pursuit sir
👮🏻♂️i got two black suspect chasing me i request backup
still dont understand why ppl not from the us still plays on us servers
🦧
like bro uyr losing all gunfights bc ur lagging
Who have Halloween charm pack 2021
@paper tangle nitro again 🤑
I do
Why
Is it bad
man im sick of these hackers i swear
Let me help u
im on rust and you can apperently shoot thru the medal doors in middle lane
We can team on them
even tho you cant lmao
Wym
mans doesnt know rust yikes'
Unless they have like inf health
I do
the orange doors
nah you cant shoot thru thoughs medal doors
Ohh
and you cant shoot through the metal fence on A site
What is the hacker doing
its not directly on the doors tho, only the sides
shoioting right thru the medal doors in mid goofy
ive already tested this in a custom lmao
with evey gun lmao
yoo if you wanna add me you can 172338440
Ight
the baby id
true
bro these boxes are worth nothing man like i keep getting garbage lmao
damn
keep trying
at least my kd went up to 3.79
dont even bother with boxes
ok ill jsut givemyself gold lmao
thats like 5k gold
insane
if you could buy gold with coins
maybe i sell my skins and buy 100 coins for 10g
😭
i wish bruh
i'd be rich
dumb
gawd dayum
that's like a bfk
a what
Ohk ty
@void bronze how long do you work
im going home rn
i love home
5 hours
a lot yes
must be exhausting
Hii 👋
hello
I'm new to this game ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
yes
So how long till i become a pro?
discount sneppy
long enough
Eh?
I see
must suck to crip walk everytime
How do you feel death when you're dead
asian crip member
i drank the camera man potion
Who are me
I am silver ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
death as in death the ripper guy
I drank all
silver ahahhaa
i feel him coming inside of me
Me are you
Your rank lies
I only started two days ago
You are me?
Me are you
He is you?
Yep
As in you join standoff
He is king
You are queen?
Like allies and comps
yeah i would do that
No i am king
if i just started as well
Then i am kings dad
bro is goated
Ye comp silver 2 and i need to play more of allies to guess my rank
It took me a month to found out competitive was open
pro
I am a mobile pro gamer
its always open
How do you check that?
do you start playing standoff 2 and accidentally threw your friend inside the nuclear reactor?
Snippy are u boy?
Your profile
I am
hate when that happens
Let me go and check
like
Dude they should add a feature that tracks your hours
Actually no that shows everyone how much of a loser you are LOL
no please
yeah
Make it like a showcase function
Check the #📸│photos
An option to show it or to hide it





