#💬│english-chat
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hi
why does dc make sense
In all dc things are same btw
What
Nothing sorry
what's the acronym
Why so dead
Speak up we are their
Sup
Sup
helo
To dead 😂
🐔
Dm
Anyone wanna get boosted later

Hello guys
😂😭
Me
Can someone give me gold pls? Dm me if u will pls
just ingore lol
there is milions like him everyday
Wtf is wrong with Allies people keep getting no teammates wtf
Ye ik
they dont care
Halo
Naww not my ip address😩

Tell them you will send a nuke on their exact coordinates then add "🥰🥰" at the end of your sentence
I am watching your every step 😁
Sending you a present, you will melt from happiness 😇
Sends an overheating thermal core reactor
😇
🙏🙏
/rank
how can i get this role, i'm just russian too.
Press the customize community ping
🦛
There you can choose which language you want to use
just tap on the blue thing
(Google translate not supported)
thankyou)
Raichu chu chu 🚅


☠️
Nice
Heyllo
Imagine being desperate for a cosmetic. 🐔
Look at what digital world turned us all into.
Thats funny
🦛

Betmen
Vote me to become the college president. 🦛
How do I type
You just did.

🦘
What
Press the
he dum
What buttons
Vote me to become the president. 🦛
im yellow
skill issue
No making assumptions
1v1 for 0.03 gold
So you're hemoglobin. 🦛
no
no?
he the hemophilia
What's that
so?
I hate turkey. 🦃
I love turkey its very beautiful
we are talking about animal lol
😭😭
i didnt too
😢
Turkey is now an unfinished Lego city. 🦛
Now it's not more beautiful
Why was my comment deleted?
Dk
Cuz no red. 🦘
💀
In an effort to save the troubled enterprise, the British Parliament passed the Tea Act in 1773. The act granted the company the right to ship its tea directly to the colonies without first landing it in England, and to commission agents who would have the sole right to sell tea in the colonies
So you're a reptile.
so?
ik tea is not from turkey
China no. 1 🧸
🐇
Shut up
🐔7@Zhxrm.#1200
7
🦥7
How
The tea tax was kept in order to maintain Parliament's right to tax the colonies. The Tea Act was not intended to anger American colonists, instead it was meant to be a bailout policy to get the British East India Company out of debt.
Cow
Bow
Cow
Awoo
Eow
I do not support this movement. 
conductor we have a problem
🐔
conductor we have a problem
Conductor we have a problem
conductor we have a problem
EEEE
The exit door is right on top left if you may. 
what ru guys trying to prove?
you mean amber heard
I don't wanna see you ever again. 
my dog stepped on the bea
Kool , cool ur self
diamond di
Hi all
12:00am
4:00pm
00:00*🦛
Nab uses 12 hours format. 🦛
I do aswell
8am
Sekill eeshu.
Lies
U right 8:05 AM
There we go
@cedar raft 👈
nab
(reaL)
Shút yo
Mfw got myself DDoS by a random Linux user: 🦛
L
its a linux user
Apparently he lives in the same state as me. 🐢
Put a pipebomb in his mailbox

.-.

Unfortunately the law says I can't kill him even if it's self defense. 🦛
But breaking his leg is optional. 🦛
but you get jailed
because they say you cant doesnt mean you cant
but you will suffer the consequences
So play the get out of jail free care
Or roll a double
It's not wrong if you didn't get caught. 
Or pay 50
It's wrong once you get caught.
i think you're allowed to break out of prison or i mean its noti llegal to break out of prison in germany or something
but you wouldn't like if you were the one getting killed
so its wrong even if you arent caught
omg i didn't open my laptop today!1!1!
but straight up you're caught right away if the person you're killing sees you
because he saw you
that mean he caught
🤨
My instructor once said that if you break the laws, it's not wrong if you didn't get caught but it's wrong once you get caught. 🦘 10/10 instructor.
well nvm i didn't open my laptop yesterday at all
yea and i ate a human
🐅
🦛
You should sleep NOW! 🦛
Goodnight Delta, please don't move a lot cuz I'm scared your bed will snap in half and you will fall on me. 
Hllo
I’m up😍
@slate solar is a scamer pls ban him
sup
Source?
Hi hi
sauce?
Sauce or loss
Saurce?
@primal rain
yep?
im not mod

Damn
Who can ban here
Did I get.
im not
💀
if u have proof go to @silk moth
Kk
Ping every moderator and spam them
yup
You are gonna get canceled by Twitter.com
im male
Sorry
np
I didn’t know I should have asked😭
That’s intolerable behavior according to the Twitter community
And they fret over something as little as getting the pronouns wrong
"I am your loyal listener."
-Zharm 14/2
🦛
Thank you for the quote
Ya
I will use that
🥰
Whenever the opportunity arrives
That's the quote I used during my election. 🦛
I’m off to go play a match
Talk to y’all later
Bye bye
Student Representative Council
🦅
It's the highest position you could get as a student.
I’m the biggest bird I’m the biggest bird (I’m the biggest bird)
Kakaroo is my buddy right here. 🦘
fr(im the biggest bird)
did u saw my selfie
am i beatiful
Strange gray man in swimsuit.
🤺
Pls respond
(gay panic)
the single update that is necesary is the name above the gun name when you sell it
sup
ur that russian guy am i right?
Let people rename guns
nope
who ru
im romanian bro
sorry
m60= femboy
Like “so no head?” With the ak
better
🦛
or "whoplayswiththishavenodad"
For Hitler said…
I miss Simeon. 
“We must Counter Strike: the Global Offensive…”
this game needs a new map
✍️ 🔥
like a mirage one
YES
MIRAGE
I love mirage
Please have the funny window
I want to do one way
And trol
or bhop
Xiaomi rage
to bhop in so2 will be very cool
Add source bhop engine
:))
bro why the hail is my damage soo low ong its getting on my nerves
huh?
like i have to hit 8-10 bodyshots and 3 heads of akr to kill
I saw a hailstorm coming straight at your house 420 miles away.🦛
my damage is too low
its the servers ping
nope
@frank kernel
It’s called a skill issue
i have 100 ping and others having higher pung kill me
it is like 3 weeks ago i had 60-90 ping and now i have 100+
i have low ping still i need to hit 3 headshots
I’m a bronze I could still beat u in a 1v1
just to kill
lol
didnt ask
20ms 
Strongest bronze player alive
im onetaping with usp 🙂
Didn’t ask still spoke, I don’t respect your opinion
and u r ignored
and still cant make silver
🤣
Yes I’m 100% real bronze
Never made it any ranks higher
Always bronze
Never ranger
Never phoenix
Simply a geographical factor of home placement inside internet coverage issue.
Never gold
🦛
Actually never silver I never placed in silver
Or bronze
I just thought funny lowest rank
check dms
I wouldn't call 100ms low. 🦘
for me it is.
Gold 3 in allies
BROO LOOOOL
Shush
i still beat elites on 100 ping lol
No
hello
You don’t know me
You don’t know my ranks because you don’t know who I am
see told u
"so2"
🦕
i have a damge problem
🤣🤣
Who want to play with me
@rich crow shut up noob i can easily trash u but my damage problem is getting on my nerves
U want my tag?
Is there any nose enlargement surgery here? 🦘
All bark no bite
Too scared
You don’t need aim to be good just have good crosshair placement
i have silver 4 alies and best pheonix 😂😂😂
How is this rolf emote still exist?🦘
and i dont want to go higher than g1-2
Throw artist
How i Can activate promo code
You can’t
It’s only for VIP
You need to pay 15 dollars a month to be VIP
How i become vip
make me a bwj and imma give u one 🙂
Ah ok
check #📸│photos
How dare you misinformed that user.
How i become fast a free Kniffe
Giving head
I live inside your wall /s
174 still got higher rank than u
Yo Can somemone give me a knife
yes yes yes yes schib schibidididib
Die free
And How i become fast a knife dir free
English 100
true lmao
The only “trade” you can really do is sell an item for like 600g and someone buys it
But that’s not even a trade
That’s like paying
its like a trade if u give something instead
Only reason why SO2 has a market and not a trade it’s so they can get money cuz 20% commission
Greedy

not rlly
i had the same inventory 1 year
if you like it you like it
dont change ur mind
before buying just install standknife and see how the combo will be
i asked a community supporter for that damage problem but he said its ip issue bruh if i play on other mobiles the damage is all good but on my idk y its soo bad
IMO, if you’re gonna pay for skins you better treasure it
Or make sure that you actually like the skin
@willow thistle
SO2 has a general issue with headshot hitbox and ping latency and all that stuff
do u guys think in like a year , the furious skins like the g22 will be 5g?
ik thats not even fair
like the person in front kills me if he hits 3 bullets and me with hitting 3 heads woth akr still not dead -_-
I said upper 50% should be considered head but lower should not be considered head
who can play with me
i hit the upper part still
who wanna know some one way smokes ?
It isnt
But yes it's possible to trade by using the market
My friend and I have done that many times
But it's risky
It’s not as safe as it used to be
I remember season 1
I had
Someone
Introduce me to trading
And some other stuff
I remember it being “list for 1g and accept asap”
bro think if you were in season 1 and bought a bayo dragon glass and remember ur account like now
mine doesn't even connect on the lowest ping server i get and on others its way worse.
or if u bought the gift
💀💀
man what was the first season the 2 years one?
Bruh this guy just dmed me on steam and said he wants to buy my AKK
i started playing in 2018 before the furious case came out
He wants to pay 1300 for it
Should I give up my blue coq ak ch
That’s like a 400 dollar profit
obviously a big W
but man 400 is a good amount ngl
Still I haven’t been able to find another ak like this
2x crown foil on gold receiver
Double side blue mag
damnn
💤

z
Somebody want to gamble allies, ingame name: Double M
It’s a profit but again it’s a super unique ak
I dunno man
Even if I find the same pattern
Probably won’t be the same stickers
you need to give people your id not name
You can do both haha
Unless your name is unique like me. 🦛
I can't change my pfp in Standoff
Since like 0.13🦘
I don't remember when the bug started 🦛
How many of you have a knife in Standoff 2?
Hlou
I think when season 1 first came out 🦘
Who want to play
any tips to play better? Or any hud? Bc I'm too bad xD
Train your aim and always aim for head , play more competitive and train with others better than you
ok I will try

I have a question
But personally i would recommend to spend your time irl not on games
how can I get a good sensibility bc I don't know how to personalize it
You will make yours
I will see
Try different sens ,
Ok
Play a few matches in one sens then change
If he can manage to be able to use them properly it will be ok
I have higher i think
I'm going to see it brb

Oke.see you later guys
Why people use acceleration? 🐔
It's like asking why people want gyro in this game.
fr.
It makes 1.38 sense playable
Hi guys
I cant flick on 1.38
Then crank it up to 1.70 without acceleration simple as that. 🦛
I could
@rugged trail you can play now?
When will be 6 yo update avilable?
But it isnt necessary
Everyone has their own preference.
I play on 1.6
Who can play with me
E4TMYA55
Unbelievable there's still people who put "YT" next to their name. 🦛
Fake
Based
So everytime i join a new server i have to get bullied
💀
Peak Russian game community:
It wouldn't be a problem if you came here before 2020
Ik
I miss Simeon. 
I miss my dad (jk)
Ughhhg
yall
do you think standoff 2 is buggy game
but fr
cuz damage system is really bad
No games can be bug free. 🦘
no rewards after played matches
and alot of hackers
those people are shooting through walls
Yeah the sounding aswell
Only the best in their team will be rewarded, the rest is up to the luck system for the rewards.
sometimes 45 fps
no but like nobody gets rewards
Depends
alot of times
That one I'm familiar with to the point idc anymore. 🦘
I sometimes got better rewards than the best in team and he got nothing
Don't ask me cuz I'm not the one coding the odd percentages. 🦘
Speak with them in their support chat.
and getting -150 after losing one match
cmon
even pubg mobile gives you like -30 or -40
How can you lose to players lower than you that bad?🦘
no
Ranked system is complicated.
they get one guy thats playing like 3 years
Who want to play with my
Just read the fandom cuz idk how to explain the math behind the ranking system.
ik
Bonzzy where ur rank go
That’s why u play clash of clans
No matter what level, it’s always balanced unless u rush like a noob
no they be having prince
in arena 2
even tho im not in arena 2
do u have knife?
no
I meant clash of clans
That’s why u play clash of clans
It’s balanced at every level
🐦
Unless you rush your base
Why am I getting town hall 13 villages when I'm town hall 10? Cuz of my league. 🦘
they change everything
But rarely gold do you get 3 th lower
I'm in crystal 1 🦘
I'm level 10
This is axlebolt server, not supercell. 🦘
The th 13 is either super rushed or they’re farming
Hi
do people still play so2
Based
W take
The correct way to play clash of clans
I remember laughing (in my head) at my teacher for being unable to use trackpad on my computer. 🦘
That’s not you laughing in your head that’s the voices
Does former catfish count? 🦅

Ayo where?
It's a long sad story along the way which is pretty traumatized.
:peepoSad:
To the point causing one person to feel suicidal.
That was my biggest mistake that ruined my reputation drastically. 🦘
I’m this server?
Yeah. 🦘
Good thing is he's still alive and well and we already forgave each other.
Good ending
I'd say it's in between
Good ending that nobody died.
Bad ending that I lost my clan that I invested a lot.
Even got someone to sponsor for 40 more slots. The clan is still there but it's just a shadow of its former people.
damn bro
lol
nahh sleepy joe 😴
Anyone knows what country time is the minor tournamenth 7,000 usd?
At least you were able to make it up
Hi
Anyone knows what country time is the minor tournamenth 7,000 usd?
2
Yo,wasup
im f*cked up
Yeaj
Anyone knows what country time is the minor tournamenth 7,000 usd?
im black and blue
True
im build for it
Electric Guitar "Sport" Furious Collection
Yup
That's right..how do you know that?
that nobody nobdy knows
Cuz I'm an OG. 🦅
2
I’m in class I still can’t play
💨
it aint the same way
as i remember you
baby we built this house
of memories
take my picture now
shake till you see it
and when ur fantasies
become your legacy
promise me a place
baby we built this house
on memories
take my picture now
shake till u see it
Vote kicking sucks so hard in this game
Officer, that guy took Paracetamol 650mg 5 times in 5 seconds.
and when ur fantasies become your legacy
Got vote kicked 3 times in a row being nr 1 in team at the end of the game
Hi ax 
Axeman 🪓🚶♂️
Wsp*
lol
I’m back
Hi hi
guess what
I think what is guessing rn, I wonder what is what guessing rn.
Now I’m wondering
Chicken butt
ur right
😲
I'm too tired for this chat. 

💤

Buhbye
I'm beginning to hallucinate. 🐔
Nvm it was just a light reflection from the mirror.
For lobster's sake I have event tomorrow and I'm still awake. Goodnight. 🦛
Mfw I can't even do homework
arabic dancing lobster
Because the professor is not teaching the subject that he's supposed to teach today
only in ohio
Hi
Average Californian lecturers:
Quality life
I forgot to mention
let me navigate……..
He's supposed to teach a different subject everyday

All we're doing right now
Is literally
Drawing
I hate drawing. 🦛
i see
Bruh this ain't the construction and issues of a clutch!!!!!!!🗿🗿🗿
Oh yeah
And we didn't have class on Monday
So technically we're 3 days behind!!!!!
Cuz I don't wanna turn into an angry Polish dictator for failing in art school. 🦘
Imagine Poland
lol
guys
Guys
something really bad happened
Something really bad happened
kool20k
Kool20k
FurryKhan
kool20k
🦛
FurryKhan
mali
FurryKhan
mali
Mal8
FureKhan
😠
FureKahn
That's enough everyone. 
That's enough everyone. 
Zhxrm.
Zhxrm.
Texas resident
Texas resident
Texas resident
hello ewalk
I'm not going to repeat 3 times. 
When do u want to collect ur account
🫴
I'm not going to repeat 3 times. 
Ok and about the payment do u want to pay In cash Or in credit
Cash

i'm cryin
Real
76768888
Pull out your "get anything for free" coupon. 

i spent 10 golds for 100 cash by a huge mistake of my finger

that was the bad thing happened
No

10000006
lol
i have a better id


December 2018 ID. 🦛


Hell naw 

Zharfan was born in 1998
January 1st BC
wanna 🔫1v1
pp_raisedeyebrow
I'm at school
Splendid.
guys i spent 10 golds for 100 cash by a huge mistake of my finger do any of you know how to take it back? i mean there should be a way.
Iknow a way
I left my hotspot turned on without even guarded with password and nobody connected. Ig everyone is smart here. 
Spam ping the moderators
Hai @everyone
You can make a hotspot have no password?
hello
yeah definitely gonna try
How
idk
Too bad they won't experience 5G speed using my cellular. 🦛
Real
🦕
Can someone show me how do you trade a standoff account?
Yes i will
send me ur account
what if i ask literally to moderators without spamming them i mean cant they see my account's history
Sa
idk u cant
maybe they can take it back
First you look at #📖│server-rules, second you look at terms and conditions
Third, you reconsider your decisions

You can
Just asking how*
Yes
@jolly knoll I'm not lying. 🦘
Not to trade it*
Sofia told u how
That’s how you do it
Yeah @rich crow, obviously making a bomb is illegal. I'm asking HOW to make one
pls answer i really wanna take that back is this possible
hahahahahahahahahhaahhaha
hahahahsggshshshsgagagahahagagag
Xaxaxaxa🦕
Hydrogen chloride, add caustic soda and then muriatic acid
@devout bobcat oh yeahhhhh i can change mine to open
I don't need to put a security measure


Bait someone to connect to your hotspot to intercept their data.
(Not an FBI agent)
thanks
Bait them to ban their standoff 2 account 
Np, that’s how you make methamphetamine during the cook off heist in PD2

Thanks
Ahahhahahahahahah
How was DD formed? 🦛
You're* 
Bruh the first time I’ve ever had a spelling mistake
Me when yro'ue
Nuh uh uh, yur’oe*




