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Hello, does anyone have any idea about the 0.22.02 update for iphone. Because a friend was able to download the update with his android but not on his iphone. Anyone know anything about this???
Not on my iPhone
what has been added in the new version
Iphone gets updates like 2 days after
Hi
allies sillver 3 anyone want to play?
Okay thanks
I'm unraked, basically silver, but if you wanna play in 1 hour i can join you
ok
i will play
Hello
When update 22.2 iphone
Iphone gets updates like 2 days after
Update 0.22.2 IOS???
shi
same
Because he has the Update already
who can give me a butterfly skin
but about 2 days aren't long
Where to report hackers
The match results was not cancelled why


well, with luck the update will come tomorrow
🐧
Hey, in this new update are some new promo codes?
Who knows the newest promo
E4TNYA55
Doesnt work
Read it closely
I dont get it
do u guys got a free knife
Read it closely
in new update?
Very closely
Its not a code
Nope
It’s a message
English is not my first language
Anyone wanna join my chat and watch something?
English is not my first language
Roles: English
he is romanian
There’s no Romanian role?
no
Pls release update 0.22.2 ios
L server
allies sillver 3 anyone want to play?
milk
🔴HELLO🔴: from now TRADE ACCOUNT is open who wants dm me - LIMITED TIME - ☑️
Marius
milk milk
🔴HELLO🔴: from now SCAM ACCOUNT is open who wants dm me -LIMITED TIME SCAM-
Ur opinion
That’s not an opinion osas
what
I was gonna ask for you to define it but nvm I don’t think you know what it means
Can we watch something jn my vc rn?
U think i scam its ok
I mean dawg it’s against TOS
Anyone with a brain would understand trading accounts is literally a bannable offense
.
W
Im new to the game what can i do to get better?
Can anyone talk with me?
Crosshair placement
Its borinf
Hello
Ho
Hello
Cna u tlak fabri?
Play csgo it’s better anyways
Æææeeeeeee
SO2 player trying not to ask “when new season” challenge
anyone talk?
No we can’t talk we don’t understand English
Use Google translate
I am it’s not working
How are u speaking english then rn 😂
🧠🧠
What bout me?
Bro has 99999iQ
Lol
I’m Russian
I am from Mars
Waiting for you to piss me off
Ill use a bad word and not get muted
Try it
Hard r

@spare topaz text me privately
No response
Gg
LOL
Thinking what he said
Fine
roblox 2
Ig he's g y now🤷♂️
Better say the n word then
@spare topaz Ru alive?
He is crying rn
allies sillver 3 anyone want to play?
@void bronze@barren valveY
damn
When is the new season coming ?
nah he said folkswagen
When you shut up about it
Wha?
Its volkswagen but ye
idc
do i lose mmr if i get kicked?
Joke went over his head


@cedar raft Why did u pinged me?
???
.
We used you for our entertainment
That’s why
How much is it worth theoretically in USD
WHAT
WAIT
wtf
Since when we’re fade BFKS with 2.7k usd
dual daggers harmony are worth more
do i lose mmr if i get kicked from the match?
Yes
not true
When is the update on IOS?
You lose nothing
trade sch asuna + sp ova and g&w gb
3 inches too tiny
i got banned from the server for 1 month
When is the update on IOS @royal jolt
Very smart idea ping the moderators
trade sch asuna + sp ova and g&w gb
when pigs fly
You will not lose MMR only banned for 5years
i need the ios update 
nah u do lose mmr
No,Axebolt change it!
when
Only banned for 5year
No more MMR lose
100% true
Truly one of the guys of all time

No
5x5 rank??
Dont invest in it
Trust me
I want to invest in it myself
Dont take it away from me
What ak did u have
What stickers
Statty or normal
Who wants to buy my knife with sticker
Mid mid mid
Can I get this update anytime soon lol
Literally pointless but alr
Lol
Need acc asap dm me @everyone
Make your own
He doesn't know how to
First guess the price that isn't my combo
Bruh @verbal imp that’s my friends combo not mine
I have a fade combo
But the cyan combo is a juicer
Those vices are expensive so imna say 5k
And for rhe knife irs probably 3k
Close
Just read that lmao
3.5k is close ish
3.8
Yes
Yeah
4.2
I am not 4.2 years old.
How much a gold pass costs
4.2 is right
Smh
??
God
Bro
Vices MW costed 3k
Tell me how much a good pass costs @verbal imp @rich crow
Opening cases or making cheap crafts is probably best for me
More than you can afford
The cyan gamma Doppler pattern costed him 1250
I can buy u now in 1$
His combo is literally worth more than mine 😭
🗿
Tell your friend get gloves that fits
For the love of god
English has left the chat
Specialist fade gloves MW
Hi
Is it that expensive?
Someone give me a damn stat track mermaid
I should buy ur house than instead of wasting money on gold pass💀
Dam

🗿
Okh guys cya 🫂🫂
@rich crow sorry brother
@rich crow sorry cutie then ❤️
Stop this kido 🗿
F
Does anyone know when they update standoff on iOS?
guys do you have a promo code
no
Im tryna buy so2 acc budget 100$ dm me
im left
Tf is ur problem
Bro i dont have paypal or a credit card bud so why dont u shut the f up
Metamask bud
If u know what that is
It dsnt mean no one uses it just cuz u dont
@rich crow bro go get a life
Idk mby
Like tf is wrong wit u i asked if someone is selling acc and u come at me like that
Hi I did not get ubdate to the game what can I do
What's the big idea
Hi
they updated appgallery today
probably soon
ios update will release too
Sad
I’ll just play on my 60fps android phone
Just to see the exciting update
That added like
2 things
Sup
no
Wdym no?
no
Ok
no
Do you love ur mom
NlQ
Who wants to plaay with me except @cedar raft
Bruh you dumb as hell. Not only did you get scammed, but you're over here trying to buy a premade account for a maximum of $100? Like bro, you can just spend the 100 on the game and build your inventory there
Add me
No one knows what that is lil bro
Yes it does
You ain't the main character bruh
Maybe he is who knows
Nah
Isnt this like
9 digits and it starts with a 7
everybody
What the hellllllllllllllllll ohhhhhmagaaaaadddddddd
Everyone trying to be the mc
Calm down lil extra
You only a background character
Imma be the wise side character that comes when the mc need guidence
What did he do wrong?
You can't change your role!!!!!!!!
Imma ask the devs then
Bro i just learned the advanced pro silenced 3 way duck shooting by tapping
So2 devs are the real mcs
agreed

Train me pls
It takes alot of dedication
NO WAY
And sweat
🐧
Come 1v1
Yes the advanced pro silenced 3 way duck shooting by tapping
no
Scaredy cat
Scaredy cat
This is a English moment
@stray violet i can train just give 300000 za golda


Ok 30000
I'm broke as hell!!!!!!🗿🗿🗿
No thats actually american 🤓
0.3
No
Double it and give it to the next person
Weren't you always broke 🐧
xd
Imagine double advanced pro silenced 3 way duck shooting by tapping!!


Choose between 5 and 500
Yes i got to elite the legend🙀🙀
2 glass bottles smashed on ur head
He got to <@&1015261132858064966> <@&1015261318128865320>
U missing out on sm
That's a waste of two perfectly good bottles tbh
Yes the unknown secret role
Then imma switch them with 2 volkswagens
They just gave it to me bcuz im too good
Brooo @rich crow got from unranked straight to ranger if I’m not wrong
Hi
I got master
Yo chat aint gonn lie
I know who asked
Thats ilegal
He's got xanax
Why everyone in this server american?
Nah i am Bri'ish
Nah I'm Canadian
Nah I'm Kazakh
🐧
Both
R u actually British?:)
🐧
emer
I have a penguin hoodie on
why u buggin
You can literally tell which one is the real me
tell rel to unban me fr 🙏
How can you be a man, with chest hair, pubic hair, a stable and well paying job, kids, paying taxes, and a good credit score, and then go around saying "yeah i drive a Honda/Toyota"
🐧
Oi muppet
Wot ya want from me
I'm John Wall
I am
Fake !
idek
i was trollin in comp but we was all laughin
so
idk they being moody or they kicked from clan
bro ik ur not talking
32-3
ㅤ
I drive a Vauxhall
ㅤ
See i am really
I drive a russian chaika
the ss
Chaika?
im on bus rn
Not gonna search that up but it's still better than a Toyota or a Honda
Npc cars
escape matrix 💪
wanna go again?
I'm bout to busssss rn 😩 😩 😩
In my country audi a6 ,a4 and a3 are npc cars
Because we are Texans
WOOOOW
Clearly, you're german
Guess what
Nope lmao bulgarian
Oklahoma is where the NPCs are made
Name 1 mc from Oklahoma
I dare you
@paper tangle @rich crow @cedar raft
they just get Tornadoes
@cedar raft
That's just the special effects that happened when a npc spawns in
The reboot card animation
Oklahoma got the weirdest basketball team aswell💀
The sooners
Do you guys believe me nowwwwwwww
Oklahoma city thunder 💀
They even have some player called josh giddey i think
Case closed
There's also a guy called Bam Adebayo
LOL
just like me
This dude named bam
Nahhhhh
Das crazy
Adebayo
There is also Grant hill
Who calls his kid Grant
Bruh
Guys u got earthquake in my city too
Wait till u hear rudy gae
Bro got the same name
Where i can qualify for tournament?
You can’t
Why
Fr?
What if my leader team has g2
Guys know if I can remove the ban code 1007
Guys
Dog
Any inventory ideas with m9 digital burst?:)
I’m in class
Geometric gloves
5k
Be matching with my gloves
Over my budget
You know my inventory @rich crow so I’ll have around 5k
@gritty juniper România
Geometric gloves matching buddies
I wate bot trades
That’s an alright choice I guess
Or you can be a cool kid
And go for AK digital burst
15k
Statties are for noobies
Yes but the necromancer stattrack it’s a bit cheaper
I know what you mean
Go for nero or whatever it’s called, the cheap ak skin it’s purple LOL
Idk
I’ve been watching the market this days but still low
I have 7 knifes to sell
The point is
Want to make clean inventory
Necro stat is alright if I get some nice sticker on
when season 4 will end?
I was looking to them
Gloves price growled up rn
Since new pass
Hello guys can someone tell me why i dont have promocode option in game
It was before
You can put promocodes on standoff2.com
@dusky imp omg champion pro
when are you going to record your dad jokes 🤨
Why did the chicken cross the road.
why
To get to the other side.
Did you know that humans eat more bananas than chimpanzees
No way🙀🙀
I mean when have you seen a human ear a chimpanzee
omg
i have global

My pfp got that lighskin stare
Yra lietuviu cia ?
Hi
Sup
Hi sof
Helloo
Gud..ya?
I’m doing fine wbu?
I’m in class
Nab
Bros in class when its night for me
🐧

Better move to Moskva
I’d rather move to a place where I understand the language first
anyone comp?
is there anyway to fix standoff on bluestacks mouselock
Hi dudes!
why cant standoff make pc version 
i want standoff👍
Nah bro i now got a 3hrs ban from it💀💀💀
more expensive skins
Aren’t bans usually like an hour
🐓
my computer explode
But they look better
Worth the trade off I can afford them
If I wanted to I could dump the remaining 5K budget I habe
Into standoff
A valentine's Day event will be slick
But you don’t get any value you just lose so much money
No
who want to buy gold with paypal dm me:DD
Yankees?
Satire
💀
S-a-t-i-r-e
download bluestacks or gameloop
Spell it with me

s a t i r e
Standoff emulator users zzzzz
So boring
Me eepy
Good now explain to me what satire is
its annoying because ive been trying to find a way to fix this mouse lock problem
i would have been legend if my pc didnt break
press alt
Top rank in mobile game while using emulator snoreee mimimimimi
Explain to me the definition of satire
if your on bluestacks
That’s what I mean
Today i palyed some game to reach gold in comp... My teammates are often afking and i vote to kick them... First i got 30m for too many vote starting, then 1hrs and now i left a game bc the enemy got 700ping and i shoot them the game dont regist the hit :))) btw i reached gold 1 but now i silver 4💀
not working
hold it
it worked for me
holding alt to unlock your mouse to buy things
❌
Nab
it could be tab maybe
I have a question guys, emulator dudes can play with mobile player?
Did someone of you know hippie sabotage?
Yes
People who use emulators queue with anyone
That means it could be with mobile or emulator players
But mostly mobile
Wha
playing with emulator is ez
I'm going to play a rank.. maybe i with not lose again 10-1
No duh it’s literally pc against iPad
Semy derank to sandpaper 3
Everyone can play better on pc but I think you re a nutt playin so2 on pc
anyways, anyone wanna play comp?
CSM W
i need promovode
It’s literally the same as taking steroids in a race, of course you win/have a huge advantage
does that mean im bad?
Why would you play so2 on pc when you can easily play csgo
i play csgo lol
No it just means you’re kind of an as for playing a mobile game on an emulator
What’s ur MM rank?
who?
I didn’t say it to make you feel bad😆
i dont really want to get banned again so nvm
Why my game not updating IOS XR player
I say like why would you play mobile game on pc for no reason when you can learn to play csgo and if you re really good win some money cuz you can do that on cs
Whats ur rank in csgo
Hey guys i need the 5 player for the minor qualifier for tomorrow
hes probably a silver dawg
oh im dmg, i play on gaming cafes
If its like MG1 or higher then its a huge disadvantage
Yeah okay its unfair to mobile players
If its GNM or below i wouldn't care since all of them suck
thats what im saying
if i que with bronze players i can carry 10-0
and not even die once
You're just playing shooting range at that point
Why game not updating
i play standoff on mobile tho
You aren't VIP
You need to pay 20 dollars every month to be VIP and to get updates
You need to pay 20 usd each month to be vip
I stick to iPad when I play so2 because on pc it would unbelievably boring
Its literally just a one side steamroll
first game is exiting but then its boring
He wants to see my face for some reason
Why
No clue
Yeah I'm a 50 year old man living in his moms basement
💀
Hey guys i need the 5 player for the minor qualifier for tomorrow
💀💀🗿
I need a million dollars/euro but not complaining
I got like hair all over me
My beard reaches the ground
I haven't gone outside in years
LOL
So you re a hairy men?
Yes very hairy like a gorilla
Show Your hairy chest then
Ooh ooh ahh ahh
😆
1 sec
I'll search up a pic of Furiousss without his shirt on
And send it in screenshots
tense is the best tbh
Tense is good if you want a laugh
tutututuutuuuuuu
Mostly Turkish people I know are funny
Or else what
drop ma ak or me kill you no say more
I identify as a gambling addict thank you very much
Drop ak or me kill me throw the match
I use the pronouns broke/af
Give me avoopa men
Trust i peek mid
I kill him window
Drop avp
me go b alone or me kill you
Me say alone ramo
Me say alone ramp
2 B 2 A me to mid
Ok
Me say alone ramp
What is ur problem green
Gren
Whas ur prublem
green vs blue
Hello guys
beacuse your father and your father in the nighttt
fak fak fakkk and your cry
And u cry
Thats could be me to randoms on sandstone but so2 doesnt have friendly fire 💀💀💀
truck 🐧
imagine if so2 had friendly fire
fr
Silver players throwing nades at their own teammate
24 hours competitive cooldown
My friend got two back to back competitive cooldowns yesterday
His pc is so bad
Couldn't load into the game
i broke my pc so i have to go to gaming cafes
Btw once i got 96hrs comp ban for leaving from matches💀💀( in the previous season)
L
your down bad my guy
Bro is gonna get the world record for having most time banned in comp
I rage quited so many times bc my randoms is the biggets potatoes on the server
Dont play with random then
Find anyone to queue
No my mic is broken on my iPad but my pc and phone mic is fine
i tried playing in western eu servers and i still for russians that play with 200 ping
It happens to me all the time
any codes?
Yo
I played US south with nox the other dsy
We still got Russians on the enemy team in allies
Dude just move on to another girl already
Not worth your time
csgo is free💀
Yes I said I am hairy 50 year old man who lives in the moms basement
I once tried play on USA server and i still got russian and ukrainen dudes💀
Idk why they queue for US servers
Like I know SO2 is like made by a Russian guy but still
can someone tell me when the tourney starts?
Somone from balkan??
me
Is it gonna be streamed or something
why u ask?
I need 1 or 2 players
im busy sorry
Ok
Kosovo?
me
Wait is this tournament open to everyone
@mint crag
Ok
Im from hungary but now i got 3hrs ban from comp💀
why 3hrs?
Türk
Ok
... @small pollen
He kept leaving mid match ir something
Something along the lines of that
Kosovo 🇽🇰 and Albania🇦🇱 is going to donate to Turkey and Syria for the earthquake 50,000€
Send score in screenshots
Nah
Send in dms let me see
Does anyone care?
doesnt matter a lot
Cool I guess
Yeah
I mean okay cool donate to big disaster
yes it does
Wait for it
Thats about it
nah
Happens daily
they dont even help good to ppl who victim of eartquake
bro is this guy alive
In the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter that much but in the moment thats arguable
No Kaffn has a point
brother
The money is just to rebuild
40,000 victims died
Thats about it
PREACH
everyone died rn
broo









