💬│english-chat

[paper tangle]

its better to get help using the link

[slender wedge]

I WANT IT THAT way tell me whyyyyyy

[hidden hazel]

Problem that I can't quickly translate your message

[wild grotto]

I haven’t been banned or muted yet

That’s not true

[paper tangle]

if its LQA then yes

[wild grotto]

I’ve been banned several times

[rich crow]

gg the discord server just hit 250k members

[wild grotto]

But 007 used to unban me

[paper tangle]

[noble dagger]

[wild grotto]

Oop

He dead

[paper tangle]

I just said to not ping devs

delete the message

[wild grotto]

Idk I ping Cuckoo

He talks to me sometimes

[paper tangle]

for sure CucKoo wont mind

[wild grotto]

Normally he ignores me :(

[paper tangle]

cuz he hella chill

[wild grotto]

Which makes me sad

[paper tangle]

GordoN rarely responds

[hidden hazel]

Sorry, I don't understand your language, it's a little difficult for me to know what you're talking about

[wild grotto]

I like cuckoo he stomped me 10 - 0 in a comp

[paper tangle]

but its better to not ping them cuz they can't really help

[paper tangle]

was your ban code 1002?

[keen vortex]

I have work + I only had electricity for one hour today

[wild grotto]

Ahhh

I see

Mb mb

[paper tangle]

CucKoo has a job

[wild grotto]

How are you cuckoo?

[paper tangle]

[fickle mason]

Guys scammers get banned?

[paper tangle]

which ones

[keen vortex]

Not dead yet, thank God

[wild grotto]

Lol

[hidden hazel]

Could you help me with a problem with the game?

[paper tangle]

he was born and hasn't died yet

[keen vortex]

https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[wild grotto]

Cuckoo if I boost server will you add me :)

[paper tangle]

literally the same thing i said

CucKoo how'd you get the Axlebolt role

[keen vortex]

In general I add people with whom I communicate on a regular base)

[fickle mason]

If i tried to sell gold to a guy and he scammed me and other 100+ ppl he will get banned?

He started scamming in 2018

[keen vortex]

Worked hard, developed myself

[paper tangle]

You first have to send evidence

[wild grotto]

I will talk to you regularly :)

[keen vortex]

bruh

[wild grotto]

Lmao

Idk I wanna be friends with a dev

[hidden hazel]

Yes but I will have to explain that it was not my fault after I had stolen my main email managed to recover it yesterday with the help of the government.gov when I accessed my account it was showing as banned

[paper tangle]

Good job , you made marvelous progress, you became a mod and now you're here

[sour star]

hello

[paper tangle]

[wild grotto]

I used to be friends with 007 when he was on the team

[keen vortex]

Anything is possible, especially since I was not a child and I had specific goals

[wild grotto]

I just turned 18 :(

[paper tangle]

[fickle mason]

In game market history is enough?

[keen vortex]

I am already 21

[wild grotto]

Sheeesh

[sour star]

r u just dc mod or do u generally work for axlebolt(work on so2)

[paper tangle]

No

[fickle mason]

What i need more?

[slender wedge]

IM the best player in so2

[keen vortex]

the second variant

[sour star]

man ur old

[slender wedge]

like im clear of everyone

[keen vortex]

😭

[paper tangle]

he's one year older than ax

[keen vortex]

I feel like i am 17 or 18

[sour star]

be free

[rich crow]

Anyone got gold for the cheapest knife Plssss

[sour star]

like ur pfp

[paper tangle]

Concrete evidence

[wild grotto]

I would assume Cuckoo is either a bug tester or he developes

[paper tangle]

like dms

[fickle mason]

My discord dm with him?

[paper tangle]

yea

if you have so2 dms aswell then it works too

[fickle mason]

Where can i send all of these

[keen vortex]

Thank God I'm in the community

[sour star]

do u get free gold cuckoo?

[wild grotto]

I like cuckoo

[fickle mason]

I talked with him on discord

[wild grotto]

No he buys it

[keen vortex]

[paper tangle]

.

[wild grotto]

Like everyone else

[sour star]

or like skins

[wild grotto]

Lmao

[sour star]

that noone has

only devs

skins

ymth like that

smth

[wild grotto]

He has money from working

[paper tangle]

i think CucKooo gets discounts

[wild grotto]

He just buys skins

[sour star]

🤔

[keen vortex]

I am not specifically involved in the development 🥲

[rich crow]

Yo @low mica

@keen vortex

[wild grotto]

I think most of the devs and stuff play skinless tho

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

You got gold enough for the cheapest knife? Please

[sour star]

nah they def play with one knife

[keen vortex]

[paper tangle]

[sour star]

cuz the basic knife gets made worse and worse

[keen vortex]

No knives, just work

[sour star]

the animations so bad

[wild grotto]

Basic knife is heat

[sour star]

no skins ,_,

[wild grotto]

Yes

[paper tangle]

at least he has a job

[paper tangle]

[wild grotto]

He don’t need skins he a baller

[sour star]

the newer inspect animation sucks

[wild grotto]

I’ll send ss of him stomping me in comp

[sour star]

BALLER ⚽🫲🤨

[keen vortex]

We work from the cellar, no one is allowed to leave

[sour star]

oh yes

[rich crow]

Cuckooo

[sour star]

average treatment

[rich crow]

U got gold?

Spare gold?

[sour star]

when u do work well do u get to see sunlight?

[rich crow]

average working place in ohio

[keen vortex]

I'm poor

[sour star]

nah thats average in any country

[rich crow]

Really?

[sour star]

in ohio u would be in a bunker

[rich crow]

Cmon man

[sour star]

or a facility under grounds

[rich crow]

Amma end myslf

[sour star]

underground

[rich crow]

my teacher said that back like 40 years ago if you were caught lacking looking at yir watch youd lose your job or have some punishment and also potentially lose possibility of getting other jobs because you didnt do the job right

🦕

[keen vortex]

[sour star]

man where th u live

[rich crow]

portugal

now its normal

[rich crow]

if you live in a dystopic country yes

[sour star]

@keen vortex do u get to see sunlight if u do ur job well?

[rich crow]

are you from night city?

[wild grotto]

I sent ss of cuckoo clappin me

[fickle mason]

@keen vortex can u ban a scammer?

[rich crow]

just dont get scammed

[sour star]

he can but u need evidencd

evidencd

[wild grotto]

Bro straight stomped me

[fickle mason]

I have

[sour star]

evidencd

evidence

[rich crow]

you mean city 17

[keen vortex]

I think it's better to report the scammer on helpdesk

[sour star]

holy crap im so bad at spelling

[wild grotto]

I stood no chance

[fickle mason]

Helpdesk?

[rich crow]

shhh dont mention it, im already on combines watchlist

[sour star]

phoenix vs master 🗿

[fickle mason]

What s that

[keen vortex]

yep, https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[fickle mason]

Tnx

[rich crow]

cant believe they giving you free watches, i wanna be on their watchlist too

[sour star]

lol

time to read 18+ content of manga 🗿

cya

[wild grotto]

Cuckooo boost me to ranger

[rich crow]

i think i have to do some boring code review

[sullen oracle]

I’m backk

[rich crow]

bye have fun

welcome back

[keen vortex]

Lately I've been playing from my smartphone, which is not so easy)

[sullen oracle]

Ik ik am special here (I’m rlly not I’m just being idk.)

[rich crow]

not at all

[wild grotto]

Fair

[rich crow]

used to play on an iphone 7 and it wasnt great

[sullen oracle]

It’s hard on a iPhone for me thats why I use a android

[rich crow]

always been an apple lad, sorry

[keen vortex]

wdym?

[sullen oracle]

[keen vortex]

me too honestly

[rich crow]

if there is an admin panel he wont tell you mate

[keen vortex]

nothing similar exists

[rich crow]

that confirms it

its useless in 2023 anyway

and a security threat

[slender wedge]

its the mickey mouse

club house

[keen vortex]

nah

[rich crow]

btw props for the graphics

[proper gyro]

cuckoo is just employee

[rich crow]

fr

does not look like unity at all, that's amazing

wdym doesnt look unity

its the game engine

theres better games graphically made on unity

absolutely

not on mobile

Ok emer

ok emer784

fiero

[keen vortex]

What am I supposed to be?

[rich crow]

youre supposed to be my gold dealer

[keen vortex]

👀

[rich crow]

emer are u italian or smth

how do you know zeb89

lmao

ohhh okay

[proper gyro]

people are dumb and expect everyone with the axlebolt role automatically as a game dev.

[rocky stirrup]

1v1 rn

[rich crow]

bruv

[rocky stirrup]

Ik you scared

[unreal sluice]

My servant

[rich crow]

LMAO

[rich crow]

that matters innit

in a team based game

real life is team based too

but we could go 1 on 1

yeah fam outside tesco

[keen vortex]

In general if you don't think much about it, everyone works with the development department. So it's normal for everyone to think that way, there's nothing terrible

[rich crow]

how big has axlebolt gotten?

[rocky stirrup]

Any game, anything

He scared ik that for sure..

[keen vortex]

The company is growing all the time, that's for sure)

[rich crow]

the game of jumping from the highest building you can find

(real)

its called skydiving

[unreal sluice]

Cuckoo hello

[rich crow]

without parachute

[rocky stirrup]

Help me find it and show me how to do it first

[rich crow]

that's skydiving extreme edition

🤨

[tame rivet]

pp

Hi emer

pepe is good

101%

[rich crow]

u wish

im gold and proud

[tame rivet]

but still no m9😔

[slender wedge]

what do you get from joining clans

[rich crow]

friends

clanmates

[proper gyro]

no you don't

[keen vortex]

In general I often use translator, but I can also communicate on my own, just not free, but with my own difficulties.

[tame rivet]

you wish

[rich crow]

and some competitive action if ur into that

[slender wedge]

aha i see

[rich crow]

like scrims and stuff

also

[proper gyro]

i doubt you get to develop friends in a clan that's focused on so2

[rich crow]

why not

I had tons of friends in clans back then

now they are all offline, sad story

[proper gyro]

see

[rich crow]

i found friends in an actual dead game and i still chat with them to this day

[proper gyro]

they don't

[rich crow]

🐓

Skill if you are reading this I miss you my man

[proper gyro]

friends that play others games is the goat

[tame rivet]

i found my best friend on a random so2 game like 3 years ago

[rich crow]

now for the real questions

[rich crow]

epic

should i bench 120kg tomorrow

[rich crow]

i don't even wanna see my old ps3 account lmfao

[scarlet bobcat]

Hello

[tame rivet]

yes

[rich crow]

rheyre all dead probably

[rich crow]

same but some of them i know irl

[tame rivet]

dont be fat , work out

[remote marten]

Is there any other way to get gold expect to buy it

[rich crow]

im the opposite, struggling to gain weight to reach 78kg

[rich crow]

what if im thin as hell? do i need to work out too

Please, do not ping Axlebolt employees.

[rich crow]

fraud

[remote marten]

How

[remote marten]

What

[tame rivet]

you have to do both

[wild grotto]

Oh we were talking with him

[rich crow]

get some paypal accounts

[remote marten]

I said expect to buy it

[remote marten]

No i dont need them now

[rocky stirrup]

Get skins for cases and then sell them on the marketplace

[rich crow]

you can buy it but not with your own money ya feel me

[remote marten]

Yeah but when im gonna get 100 gold to buy case or to buy a knife skin

[rich crow]

okay enough for legal reasons im joking

[remote marten]

Yeah no

[rocky stirrup]

Free cases

[unreal sluice]

@wild grotto I’m an employee so don’t ping me too

[tame rivet]

you need to get weigh but not just fat , muscle too

[remote marten]

I know that but would that be to long

[rocky stirrup]

Sigma

[rich crow]

yup and eat protein

[unreal sluice]

[slender wedge]

ima buy 600 gold and i have tons of skins from winter party to sell so i reckon i could get some gloves with that

[rich crow]

i already have gotten more weight than i had before, i use to have 45kg a year ago now i have 51kg (i am 5'8")

[rocky stirrup]

No, I got 3800 coins in 1 week

[wild grotto]

Cuckooo is my homie

Frfr

[rich crow]

i have no muscle

finna buy 100€ worth of gs

non existent

[remote marten]

I have a life

[tame rivet]

so you like 14-15

[rich crow]

you need to work out, it'll come eventually

no im 16

[tame rivet]

yeah then just eat regurarly and work out

[rich crow]

used to be there mate, lots of workout and diet and now i am 67 and going up

[rocky stirrup]

I have one too, I only play at night from 8 to 10 pm or smth like that

[tame rivet]

maybe protein shakes and stuff

[pliant quartz]

Bro how were u still alive at 45kg and 5'8

[rich crow]

took me 3 years so it does not take that long

[remote marten]

But what game mods you play

[rocky stirrup]

Allies and comp

[rich crow]

3 years??? of constant workout?

[unreal sluice]

Why?

[tame rivet]

what you expect

[rich crow]

not really, covid gave me some trouble

[tame rivet]

its not an instant thing

[slender wedge]

im like 5'10 70 kgs is that alright ? im not fat in any way

[rich crow]

yeah thats good

so make it 2 years-ish

[tame rivet]

i mean yeah thats like perfect xd

[unreal sluice]

@rich crow it’s ultimately your choice. But I give you the tip save the 100€ for something else than golds in so2

[rich crow]

also working out is a stress reliever

[rich crow]

i was kidding dw

[unreal sluice]

Okay

[rich crow]

yeah but idk when to begin or how to start and id have to explain what im doing to my family because ive never worked out and that would raise questions and i don't like making people suspect the wrong thing

[rich crow]

I think they would understand

and probably appreciate it

[rocky stirrup]

Add another 50-100€ and buy shoes 😍

[rich crow]

my family did

[unreal sluice]

I don’t like buying shoes

[pliant quartz]

It doesnt matter what year people make them selve mascular and not skinny or fat it just very much depends on discipline

[unreal sluice]

I don’t deserve nice things

[rich crow]

and idk when to do it or something like daily

[proper gyro]

@rich crow nab

[rich crow]

with some protests here and there because gym prices

[rocky stirrup]

Sad

[proper gyro]

buying shoes is like just not worth it imo

[rich crow]

true

[rocky stirrup]

It is

[proper gyro]

don't fix what's not broken

[rich crow]

max ive spent on a pair is 150

[unreal sluice]

I don’t rlly deserve nice things

[rich crow]

you do

kept them for 5 years and still going

[unreal sluice]

Max I’ve spent on shoes is €30

[tame rivet]

you can start anytime really xd , and with the family thing , idk , only my mother knows i "work out" but she doesnt care so idk

[wild grotto]

I spend too much money on everything

[proper gyro]

any shoe can last long you do proper maintenance

[rich crow]

mines sometimes gets mad because of the diet

but i learnt how to cook myself

[rocky stirrup]

Whenever I have money I spend them too quick..

[rich crow]

im still bad though

[proper gyro]

he can cook himself!1!1!!1

[tame rivet]

chad

XD

[rocky stirrup]

They disapear..

[unreal sluice]

I save all my money

[rich crow]

i can barely make pasta

you need to eat specific things? thats already a no for me because im not the one who cooks so i cant control what i eat (i dont eat much but i eat whatever is in the plate) but also ive been learning how to cook recently but just like hamburger or beef or something

im the bronze 3 of cooking

[tame rivet]

i mean yes thats a really good thing , but why she get mad bruh

[rich crow]

diets are quite hard to follow because of precise elements

[proper gyro]

ong I've been just trying to eat less

[rich crow]

i must be unranked

[tame rivet]

well healty things , dont eat like McDonald's everyday yk

[rich crow]

yea

[unreal sluice]

I won’t need to cook when I’m older because I just won’t buy food

[rich crow]

thus if you really want to follow one just learn how to cook

i only get to eat mcdonalds like once 1-2 months

or burger king

[tame rivet]

besides that just fruits and veggies

[proper gyro]

i barely get to eat fast food at all.

[tame rivet]

milk

[paper tangle]

brunger kingg

[scarlet rampart]

Someone knows the sea if there is a phone available redmi note 10 pro 8/128 in media expert because I'm looking and shows me only versions 6/64

[coral mauve]

Sup

[tame rivet]

kurger bing

[unreal sluice]

Same

[proper gyro]

mines 8/128

[rich crow]

i donr like fruits because they make my throat weird and also hurt and me and milk have had bad relationship since i first tasted back when i was like 6 ( i did not like)

🐔

[proper gyro]

he lactose intolerant!1!1

[thorny burrow]

Mine is 8/128 but i have redmi note pro 8

[rich crow]

what

yea idk if i like it or not since it was so long ago

[rocky stirrup]

I think your dad thaught you what s a banana and that s why...(only jk)

[rich crow]

🤨

[tame rivet]

whats wronk with fruit bruh 💀 anyway then just veggies and meat

[scarlet rampart]

And 120hz, snapdragon 732?

[rich crow]

do you get a weird feeling in your throat for an hour

[rocky stirrup]

I love you...

[rich crow]

i get it and everytime i tell my family they just say im joking or something or making excuses

[proper gyro]

that's redmi note 10 pro specs...

[tame rivet]

nah i can eat anything

[rocky stirrup]

No homo tho

[rich crow]

I sometimes get some pain on my tongue?

Not sure why

[proper gyro]

he literally just said what his phone was

[tame rivet]

bruh what , im healthy af then

[rich crow]

its kinda the same feelings when i was like allergic to pollen or going outside or near some trees made my throat hurt or running a lot

[proper gyro]

imma make myself some cold green tea rq

[thorny burrow]

I don't think redmi note 8 has those specs in any version. Mine gets 60 fps and has a ARM processor but it works great

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

hi nighter

[tame rivet]

so you eat like an apple and ya throat starts feeling weird or wtf

[rich crow]

arm ftw

[tame rivet]

are you alergic to fruit or something

[scarlet rampart]

Okey But I'm looking for a redmi note 10 pro. my brother has this phone so I know

[wooden pilot]

Yo who tryna Duo up and play allies

[thorny burrow]

I think he's referring to the thick saliva you get after eating something like a banana or drinking milk, but it seems like a skill issue tbh because it can be fixed just by drinking water

[rich crow]

idk but im not gonna assume

i think ill play some tdm to chill out

[thorny burrow]

[rich crow]

i havent done enough research

[proper gyro]

@scarlet rampart get a 2nd hand flagship

trust me

you wont regret it

250bucks for a more better spec

[rich crow]

dont get iphones

[proper gyro]

you're not gonna use the 120fps as much

[tame rivet]

i mean i mean it can be something

[rich crow]

they have this issue with the notch that wont let you play standoff properly

[unreal sluice]

Aren’t you ever so sad it actually hurts you physically

[rich crow]

i thin kits cross reactivity

[thorny burrow]

Redmi devices are way better for gaming, i also own a beefed up Samsung phone with 12/128, 120 hz screen, amoled display and the snapdragon processor

But redmi is still better

[tame rivet]

w h a

[proper gyro]

nah

[rich crow]

"Cross-reactivity in allergic reactions occurs when the proteins in one substance (typically pollen) are similar to the proteins found in another substance (typically a food). For example, if you are allergic to birch tree pollen, you may also find that eating apples causes a reaction for you."

[proper gyro]

250bucks can get you a samsung s10+

[unreal sluice]

🥺

[rich crow]

again, workout

stress reliever

[proper gyro]

much honestly better than this redmi note 10 pro

[tame rivet]

yeah , that is literally it xd

[proper gyro]

lmao

dad cooked egg and it bursted into flames

[rich crow]

💀

thats me

[tame rivet]

maybe if i punch the brick wall yes it hurts

[rich crow]

thats my cooking skill level

[proper gyro]

the flame reached 30cm

lmao

[rich crow]

lmao

[unreal sluice]

I do lots of cardio to be skinny

[rich crow]

you could be big but like ripped

[tame rivet]

nah we want to be big not skinny

[coral mauve]

Anyone wanna play?

[rich crow]

at least i am going for extra weight atm

[thorny burrow]

Samsung is overpriced crap and if you can't cook an egg then you deserve to starve lol

[proper gyro]

i like my thin body rn

[rich crow]

fr same

[rich crow]

fair point

[proper gyro]

im not gonna build muscle

[tame rivet]

stronk

[proper gyro]

just tone my body

[rich crow]

but can you cook lasagna

but id never win a fight

[unreal sluice]

I just wanna be skinny

[rich crow]

how to win fights: avoid them

and this is concerning because what if a new world war breaks out or the apocalypse begins

i will be very vulnerable

id get in the army

at least i have a weapon

[proper gyro]

i used to have delinquent friends

[rich crow]

and basic knowledge

[proper gyro]

i got one into a fight back in grade school

[tame rivet]

i can cook pancake , cheese toast , scrambled egg , pasta(if im lucky) , and everything if my grandma helps xdd

[proper gyro]

i won

[tame rivet]

W

[rich crow]

i never try getting into one

[rich crow]

i kinda became friends with one of my bullies by doing the "if you cant beat them, join them" tactic except i didnt bully anyone just imitated what they did

[proper gyro]

held back even, got hand wraps so the dude i was fighting didn't get hurt as much

[rich crow]

😭

[proper gyro]

[tame rivet]

true

[rich crow]

like seriously if they hit you and you fall and hit the back of your head, that could be paralysis

[unreal sluice]

If someone wanted to fight me I’d wanna cry

[rich crow]

or fatal, even

i havent been into a fight in like forever

[tame rivet]

kick on the nuts, instant K.O.

[rich crow]

my answer to self defense is get a small knife and pray to never use it

lmao

[proper gyro]

i have more strength in my legs

[rich crow]

use it when you are truly fighting for your life

[proper gyro]

i barely fight hands tbh

[unreal sluice]

I would run away from someone who would try to fight me

[rich crow]

thats smart

and people do not realize that running is ok

[proper gyro]

if i ever train martial arts im probably better in kickboxing/muay thai than like if were to practice karate

[tame rivet]

or if you a spyco like me have like 5 knife and be like when can i finally use this already

[unreal sluice]

I’d then run home and wanna cry because I would be so scared

[rich crow]

but what if they have someone waiting to attack them by surprise the direction they are running or what if they have a gun

quite elaborate

[tame rivet]

american things

in europe you have to worry about them not having like a f-kin spartan spear bruh

[rich crow]

💀

never seen one

[proper gyro]

depends I'd rather try and fight a gun cqc than like were to say a meter apart

[tame rivet]

or a "cigány" gang

with like 12 guys with knives

[proper gyro]

it's impossible to not get hit within 1 meter if closing in

[tame rivet]

yeah

there was a school "shooting" in sweden where the guy who broke in the school had a sword not a gun XD

[rich crow]

bro what

[tame rivet]

im not joking

[rich crow]

ofc it was in sweden

the land of pewdiepie

[tame rivet]

yeah

[rich crow]

and cry of fear

and drain gang

[tame rivet]

ikea

cigány gang is in Hungary

[proper gyro]

welp

[remote marten]

I play also but its hard to win when it almost always give noobs in your team

[tame rivet]

oh and a few years ago there was a a school in my town where one of the students stabbed the teacher

[proper gyro]

i found the perfect green tea blend for me

1:2:3 ratio

[tame rivet]

anybody here is into MTB?

[rich crow]

nope

[tame rivet]

bc i can chose if i wanna get a really good MTB bike or a really good computer and i dont wanna be a discord mod so i chose bike xd

and i wanna get one that is durable and good quality

[rich crow]

i dont wanna be a discord mod either but sometimes you just gotta do it

(i am not implying i am one)

id choose music over dc mod anyway

[rich crow]

bro😭

what did the teacher do

give them homework?

[remote marten]

In my school students came with a knife and threaten teacher to give them good grades or else teacher said wait i need to take my pencil he didnt take a pencil out of his bag he taken a gun a pistol and said 1

1 is the worst grade in my school

[rich crow]

one like 13 year old kid came to my school when i was still in my old school and threatened a like 15 year female for oral se you know what i mean but got caught

[short aspen]

could someone give me some knife skin

[rich crow]

i swear this world crazy fr

[remote marten]

Idk what oral se means but if you think that i think i understand

[short aspen]

could someone send me a knife skin

[stray vigil]

💀

[remote marten]

I want knife skin also

[slim kettle]

I have 6 lmao

[short aspen]

Any of them

[remote marten]

Spare 1 for me

[slim kettle]

Bro I'm collecting

[rich crow]

did he shoot btw

[slim kettle]

Average british school

[verbal imp]

Yes like if that would've worked

[rich crow]

lmfao

[verbal imp]

Now cuz of his dumbahh
He can't get a proper job (because the school records your records)

[rich crow]

💀💀

my records are clean

probably

[verbal imp]

Mines are clean

Ik that

[tame rivet]

no sh nobody wants a guy who threatened his teacher with a knife

[rich crow]

fr

[verbal imp]

I may not have gotten A's but dammit I'm clean

[rich crow]

its up to him to study

[tame rivet]

im clean i think

[verbal imp]

Couldnt be me

[stray vigil]

what is he even gonna do if the teacher says no 💀

stab the teacher

then?

[slim kettle]

Shank her

[rich crow]

yes

[verbal imp]

You can till he planed everything through

[stray vigil]

then what next 💀

[verbal imp]

Definitely a top student

[hexed igloo]

i love mentally ill guys

[verbal imp]

Big brain

[rich crow]

ive told myself i will study tomorrow but now said the same thing 3-4 times already and haven't studied

[stray vigil]

im genuinely curious what his whole plan was

[rich crow]

🐔

[verbal imp]

Cuz it isnt fun

[hexed igloo]

who is up for melatonin >w<

[proper gyro]

i only study when i need to

[rich crow]

its because im not used to studying

it could be fun

[verbal imp]

And that

[proper gyro]

aka when i have my smart friends teach me

[verbal imp]

Hecks no

[tame rivet]

when covid was around they installed those hand cleaner things all around the school and it has a high % of alcohol in it and i had a survival bracelet with you can start fire ( spark rod or whats it called) and we lit our hands on fire

[proper gyro]

study group helps

especially when the chemistry is great

[verbal imp]

Unless I'm at school

[hexed igloo]

that's so cool

[slim kettle]

Molotov cocktail

[unreal sluice]

I just found out I can curl a max of 2kg💀

[tame rivet]

yeah

[stray vigil]

what

[tame rivet]

MAX

[unreal sluice]

Bicep curl

[stray vigil]

max?

[unreal sluice]

I told u I’m weak

[proper gyro]

idk i think my max is 5-10kg

[tame rivet]

okay but that weak?😭😭

[verbal imp]

20 is alot ong

[proper gyro]

i lift like 20gallons of water every now and then

[unreal sluice]

Ye Sowwy 🥺

[rich crow]

i probably could only bicep curl like

[slim kettle]

Slay

[stray vigil]

20 gallons!!?

[rich crow]

1-5kg

[stray violet]

Iphone users when they press the home button and they're still at school:

[hexed igloo]

you working at a minerals distribution or something

[verbal imp]

Sadge

[stray vigil]

how many batch does 20 gallons take you

[tame rivet]

i can bicep curl like 6 with just school PE

[rich crow]

screw it, just bring your house to your school

[proper gyro]

gallons i mean liters

we have 3 gallons

aaa

measurment system

[stray violet]

You weak as hell!!!!!!!🗿🗿🗿

[hexed igloo]

i think that's just genetic

[verbal imp]

Wait what

[tame rivet]

1 liter is 1kg

[hexed igloo]

💥

[verbal imp]

1.5 liter coke bottle

[tame rivet]

2.25 pepsi

[stray vigil]

oh i thought 20 literal gallon of water in 1 go

[rich crow]

💀

[proper gyro]

well tbf i did carry 20 gallons back then in the province

[hexed igloo]

1km is 1000m

[verbal imp]

That's what you call a truck

[unreal sluice]

Guys #📸│photos feel free to laugh at me

[rich crow]

1 hour is 60 seconds

i mean minutes

[verbal imp]

@unreal sluice what's on the bar

[rich crow]

i couldnt too

😭😭

[verbal imp]

Looks

[unreal sluice]

It’s 16kg weight

[rich crow]

hell nahhh

bruh

[stray vigil]

oh yea thats hard

[proper gyro]

i can 1 hand that

[verbal imp]

8 on both sizes?

Uhh

[hexed igloo]

that's like 8kg each

[verbal imp]

I think I could

[stray vigil]

nah including the bar weight

[unreal sluice]

@tame rivet you can laugh at me if you want

[verbal imp]

I tried 20 before

I think I definitely can do 16

[rich crow]

the last time i lifted a weight was like 6 years ago

[verbal imp]

Same ish

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

my dad used to have some

i think

[unreal sluice]

Hello nightly

[paper tangle]

ello

[verbal imp]

My tutor had some

😳

[rich crow]

🤨

[proper gyro]

i wanna strengthen my pull game

[hexed igloo]

obligation

[tame rivet]

i dont laugh , but i imagined you trying to pick that up

[stray vigil]

context

[unreal sluice]

I’m weak

[proper gyro]

@stray vigil I don't have pull up bars

[hexed igloo]

idk which ones worse

[stray vigil]

o okok

mine is from amazon

you can attach it to doorframe

if youre tall u need to have tall doorframe too ofc

[hexed igloo]

How

oh

[void bronze]

embed fail

[unreal sluice]

It doesn’t matter

[verbal imp]

Ha u thought

[unreal sluice]

If he wants to laugh at me how weak I am and call me names it’s fine^^

[rich crow]

im weaker so i cant laugh

🦕

[tame rivet]

i dont laugh and call you nameeeesss stooop

[rich crow]

and i woudknt either way

[hexed igloo]

Why everyone has Degradation kink now

[void bronze]

he has glass bone disease

[stray vigil]

💀

[tame rivet]

im not a dhead

[unreal sluice]

I didn’t say you do, I just said you can if you want

[sullen oracle]

For some reason I feel like @acoustic nimbus and @dim remnant are dead.

[void bronze]

5head

[unreal sluice]

Who?

[stray vigil]

how do you guys get the rank roles

[verbal imp]

Is this really a kink?

[proper gyro]

imma just train pull ups on my hand railing

[rich crow]

[proper gyro]

i.e the buildings handrails on stairs

[sullen oracle]

[stray vigil]

help

[hexed igloo]

i think you've heard enough people devoting themselves to be someone's fluiddumbpster on the internet

[rich crow]

💀💀💀

[unreal sluice]

What’s a fluiddumpster?

[proper gyro]

idfk

[hexed igloo]

nothing

[rich crow]

thats a good question

i wish i knew the answer too

🤨

[void bronze]

bark for me

[hexed igloo]

you need an on spot explanation?

[proper gyro]

they like to be sexually dominated not dv

[verbal imp]

Huh..
You aren't wrong

Idk why I'm surprised honestly

I dont have a single clue

...

Good

[rich crow]

probably attention

[verbal imp]

Typing is hard

[verbal imp]

Definitely

[rich crow]

be as silly and goofy as you can

[hexed igloo]

they're like being down bad to the most random things

[verbal imp]

Bro sometimes I wish I was a female so I can make money selling feet pics

on discord

[rich crow]

[void bronze]

who said you had to be a female

[proper gyro]

who said you need to be a girl

[rich crow]

fr

[proper gyro]

ewalk takes any kind

[verbal imp]

YOO

[hexed igloo]

Bro you reminded me when i keep getting ads of feetfindr website

[verbal imp]

Got a story

[rich crow]

the roblox feet games

[verbal imp]

So this guy wanted feet pics right
Me and friend decided to troll

[void bronze]

cut your nails

[verbal imp]

Cuz he said he would send nitro for feet pics

[void bronze]

then send it

[verbal imp]

So I was like bet cuh

[stray vigil]

ok i had to rejoin

to get the role

lol

[proper gyro]

@stray violet do you take feet pics for the next pass?

[verbal imp]

So we sent him my foot pic*

[rich crow]

did he give

[verbal imp]

He said it was fac
Ke

Fake*

[rich crow]

bruh

[hexed igloo]

that is so weird coming from nox

[verbal imp]

I was confused asl

Cuz it's literally my foot

In my room

[proper gyro]

nox ai confirmed1!!11

[rich crow]

i think he meant cut your foot, take a pic and mail it all the way to their home

[void bronze]

feet photography

ong

[hexed igloo]

you gotta mark your feet with your name

[verbal imp]

I forgot what exactly he said

[void bronze]

feet nametag

whaaatt

[rich crow]

yeah

[verbal imp]

But he said my foot was too good to be true

[rich crow]

💀💀

[proper gyro]

NAW

[rich crow]

jit crazy

[proper gyro]

shoulda charged him for the next

[last lily]

U can start selling

[proper gyro]

wore thigh highs

[hexed igloo]

let me see

[void bronze]

send in anons server

[verbal imp]

I dont think I have it saved plus my main is gone so I can't exactly look through my dms

[rich crow]

yes

send it

[unreal sluice]

Bro was probably rock solid looking at your foot

[rich crow]

rip

[verbal imp]

NAHHHG

[proper gyro]

tbh if you only saw me waist down thigh highs, knee socks with skirt you'd wouldn't know if it was a guy

[verbal imp]

I dont wanna even imagine

[rich crow]

toes enjoyers:

[void bronze]

im looking respectfully

in fact

im drooling

[verbal imp]

U would if I did tho

I like my hairy legs

[void bronze]

(im actually not)

[proper gyro]

if ewalk paid me 500bucks for it

oh

if it you would

idk

[unreal sluice]

Least foot enjoyer in Ohio

[verbal imp]

He should've given me the nitro fr

[radiant ore]

[unreal sluice]

I mean, atleast ur fashion is good

[radiant ore]

[void bronze]

@stray violet you have seen my feet pics please answer

[proper gyro]

i have a thigh circumference of 30cm

im thic af

[unreal sluice]

I wanna have skinny thighs and just be skinny overall

[stray violet]

Hold on I'm bout to blowwwwww to some feet pics I got

Waittttt

[void bronze]

bruh i have to wait 46 minutes for a bus

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

huhh

[stray violet]

Those toes look vietnamese ngl

[void bronze]

i hate public transportation

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

how

have even seen a vietnamese before

[stray violet]

Yeah

All they do is eat pho

[void bronze]

nahh

[paper tangle]

@stray violet

[unreal sluice]

Bro can tell nationalities based on feet. That’s how much yk bro loves feet

[tidal magnet]

._.

[rich crow]

bro can read dna

[verbal imp]

Yes

He

👓📖

[unreal sluice]

No way I saw someone call quagmire quangus

[tame rivet]

XD

sorry i got timed out bruh

rosie can you accept the friend request for a sec? i wanna show you something

[unreal sluice]

Just send the dm

[tame rivet]

and this sh wont let me post it here

[unreal sluice]

I’ll look at it

[tame rivet]

ok

[tame rivet]

i forgot you dont need to accept xd

[unreal sluice]

I see u were muted

[proper gyro]

imma go to school now

[sonic bronze]

4 days i go to school

[indigo glacier]

[rich crow]

Bromomento

[indigo glacier]

yes

[paper tangle]

[normal sedge]

yeah we ballin

[paper tangle]

yea we ballin here

[supple ermine]

when is the new season coming

[inland wedge]

Axelbolt please fix your trash of server

[paper tangle]

trash of server

[stray violet]

[stray violet]

Bruh I'm American. We literally use feet as a unit of measurement

[buoyant sequoia]

[covert wraith]

The heeeeelll

My book have a vocabulary of modern words

Goofy, trippin', cap

Natgeo W

[sullen oracle]

The idol has awaken once again to be judged

[hexed igloo]

5 yards away

[wide oasis]

Ahh...I wish they would bring back the old animations

I miss the old acr animation so much

[hexed igloo]

it's still on ak12

[wide oasis]

The animation used to be so good

in AWM animation

I tried to reach the founders a long time ago but none of them responded

I hope they bring back the old animations one day

[rotund wren]

.

[verbal imp]

When you know you could've earn way more points but you teammate just baits

[void bronze]

explain to me

whats bait

[rotund wren]

Is there a problem with the game right now?

[void bronze]

a lot

yes

a lot of problems

[rotund wren]

I can not login

kicks you out when you log in to the game

.

[void bronze]

damn

[supple ermine]

when is the new season coming

[slim kettle]

That's what I was thinking

Prob like a week

[supple ermine]

how much gold do you think the digital m9 will cost

[verbal imp]

Letting your teammate die without assisting them our trading them

[supple ermine]

...

[verbal imp]

3k

Goodbye

[proper gyro]

mfw no trade for the entry Fragger

[verbal imp]

Which is 99.999% of the time

cuz I'm the one entering

[void bronze]

oh

[stray violet]

[somber ferry]

yuh

[peak thunder]

Standoff need to add trade with friends

[cedar raft]

Guys why tf is buying gold so expensive on ios

On my android its 15€ for 1000 gold and on my ipad is 18€

IOS users gettings scammed

[peak thunder]

Nobody know haha

If u have money for ipad u have money for golds

[peak thunder]

.

[cedar raft]

True

[placid garnet]

Hi

[peak thunder]

Yea ofc bro its true we really need it

[placid garnet]

Ne trebamo 🙂

[peak thunder]

Mislis

Treba treba

Odakle si ?

[hexed igloo]

Apple's tax is higher than Google

Russian in the other hand doesn't get tax cause they have their own webstore

[swift drift]

M

[verbal imp]

And they wont

🙂

[peak thunder]

@verbal imp its sad i know

[verbal imp]

I ain't bothered tbh

[proper gyro]

thank you for using apple! we charge our users with absurd micro transaction taxes.

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[verbal imp]

@sweet flare wanna play rank?

Tomorrow

[hidden marlin]

tem fartress too

[swift saffron]

hay trades?

o como se hacen

[rich crow]

standoff already removed the christmas update?

[void bronze]

not really

its just lack of updates

[coral mauve]

Sup

[covert wraith]

No

[old monolith]

@hexed igloo woww

[void bronze]

wow

[stray violet]

Fall damage has been turned off in Panama for the next 7 minutes

I've received word from Kim jong un

[hexed igloo]

hi

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo

[stray violet]

Shadow wizard money gang

We love casting spells!!!

[void bronze]

🧙‍♂️

[open spindle]

🇭.🇪.🇱.🇱.🇴

[sullen oracle]

Good night monstars

[near lynx]

No

Only night

Because good is a creation of society's perspective

[graceful fossil]

good morning

[swift saffron]

y como se hacen?

[covert wraith]

@swift saffron dm

[void bronze]

You know you're done biting the fork when you use it to scratch your back

[quick sonnet]

Bro what💀

Average standoff 2 player

[swift saffron]

Someone who is kind and gives me a quick sensitivity

[covert wraith]

Thats a personal setting

Trust me cuz i use 7.50 7.50 0.01

💀

[swift saffron]

thanks

I'm going to try it

[hexed igloo]

he's miserable now

[proper gyro]

very

furthest i used is 4

[sick cave]

Lmao 💀

[crystal osprey]

Finally they gave me a role

Damn

[verbal imp]

[crystal osprey]

52600585

[rich crow]

uuu ID

Lemme tek

[crystal osprey]

Why did bro delete his message

[rich crow]

Who want free gold?

[hot grail]

how much do you think the new m9 bayonet will cost ?

[crystal osprey]

me

[crystal osprey]

3k

[rich crow]

Ok give me ur standoff 2 account to buy gold in it

[crystal osprey]

Ur weird

[rich crow]

[crystal osprey]

Buy it your account

And then buy my skin

[rich crow]

[hexed igloo]

the server stuck at 250k again

[hot grail]

the lowest m9 bayonet cost 6k and it's disgusting

dude

[crystal osprey]

It’s not gonna cost more than 3500 once it comes out

[hot grail]

yea that's true but it will increase i guess to 10k tho

[crystal osprey]

lmao… no

maybe in 5 years or so it will be 10k

[hot grail]

we'll see

[jovial lion]

Ello

[brittle knoll]

Hello mrbeast

🐅