💬│english-chat

[chilly rover]

[gloomy egret]

For how much y'all think the legendary winter grafitti pack will sell

[clear matrix]

~10

Not even

[gloomy egret]

I hope it exceeds 6g

[wild grotto]

Hopefully stickers are worth sum

[undone shuttle]

are your german players?

[chilly rover]

Bro like

Who even spends money

[wild grotto]

Imma hold on to the purple and blue ones

Pink*

[chilly rover]

Like im poor af

[wild grotto]

And purple

Not blue

[clear matrix]

Lol guys

Did yall notice

[wild grotto]

And the knives

[clear matrix]

Rare graffiti from splash graffiti pack

Is 20g rn

Lol

[wild grotto]

L

Graffiti is useless

[clear matrix]

yea but

[wild grotto]

I don’t use them XD

[clear matrix]

its rare

[chilly rover]

💀

[clear matrix]

Its more expensive than arcane

[wild grotto]

Lowest quality?

[chilly rover]

Rare= my life

[clear matrix]

Ochpochmak

Xd

[chilly rover]

I hope

[wild grotto]

Lmao

[clear matrix]

Im buyin one of en rn

Em

[chilly rover]

Buy me one

[wild grotto]

Bro awm sport is is 1800

[chilly rover]

💀

[wild grotto]

XD i bought for 2k

[proper gyro]

it used to be 300g

[wild grotto]

Sadness :(

I know

[proper gyro]

i coulda bought it back then

but i didn't

[wild grotto]

I bought it when it was 300

[chilly rover]

-200 🤓

[wild grotto]

And sold it

And rebought it

[chilly rover]

Gawd damn

[undone shuttle]

[wild grotto]

And redid that process

Several times

[proper gyro]

ngl i got nox's sport

[clear matrix]

Ayo

I think

Ters boosting that

[proper gyro]

and i didn't like the skin in game

[clear matrix]

Graffiti

[wild grotto]

Ter boosts everything

[clear matrix]

Buy one rn

[proper gyro]

ter?

[wild grotto]

I watched him boost a stattrack akr carbon

It was crazy

He buys alot of one item

And boosts the market value

#📸│photos

I tend to buy and sell

[clear matrix]

Ye

Ters boosting

Buy fasttt

[wild grotto]

Very bad habbiy

Dang

I’m broke rn

Need to sell sum

[clear matrix]

Its 20g already

[proper gyro]

i saw @clear matrix buy one lmao

[clear matrix]

Nub

I bought 6

Where does ters usually stream

??

[proper gyro]

idk

[clear matrix]

Its not yt or twitch

[wild grotto]

Is miss the one he’s boosting?

Is that why it’s going insane

[proper gyro]

its gonna take couple thousands to break 20g price lmao

[wild grotto]

I put one up for 1k and 100

Maybe they both sell at some point haha

I feel like ter is rich ngl

He probably doesn’t care

[proper gyro]

hey someone bought 200stocks

[clear matrix]

Lol did u watch tictac boost pizza sticker

[proper gyro]

and nows its conming back to 8.7o

[robust gulch]

damn i need to name my so2 tournament server, you guys got any ideas for a name?

[clear matrix]

He wasted 500k golds

[robust gulch]

Id appreciate it

[wild grotto]

Oml

[wild grotto]

Dying game tournament

[clear matrix]

Y’all should get 1 pizza sticker its only 60g

Its gonna be 200+ very soon

[proper gyro]

id rather not

[robust gulch]

LMAO

[proper gyro]

do u need a designer?

ill join if this is paid

[wild grotto]

Ters needs to boost the Drowned color sticker

I actually like that sticker

[proper gyro]

nah he needs to boost oops sticker

oops holo

[stray vigil]

was legends collection a bp?

[wild grotto]

I remember investing in those

[clear matrix]

ye

[wild grotto]

And then they didn’t go up

So I sold them

[clear matrix]

I bought deagle yakuza for 1.5k

[stray vigil]

before pandora? or is there something in between

[clear matrix]

Then sell 2.2k

Ez gold

[clear matrix]

Ye before

[stray vigil]

u remember whT was the bp before that?

[clear matrix]

Ye

[stray vigil]

also when do u think the next bp is

[wild grotto]

I’ll boost the drowned stickwr

[clear matrix]

Dragon rise ig

[stray vigil]

what is it

dragon rise?

isnt dragon rise like way way far

[supple ermine]

when will the new season come?

[clear matrix]

Cursed souls

[proper gyro]

sold mine 2.5k lmao

[clear matrix]

Before legends it was winter fun 2022 and cursed souls

Then dragon rise

[stray vigil]

the next bp will prob anniv event

[clear matrix]

Ye 6yrs

[stray vigil]

6 years dam

[proper gyro]

i doubt

they didn't do 3years

[supple ermine]

when is the new season coming

[stray vigil]

6 years and the servers still crashes

[proper gyro]

🐓

[stray vigil]

every week

[clear matrix]

Lol the graffiti is alr going down

[stray vigil]

o

[clear matrix]

Xd

[stray vigil]

i wonder when will the new bp be

[proper gyro]

rip bozo

[stray vigil]

it should be around spring right

[proper gyro]

he bought 6

[stray vigil]

march-april?

[proper gyro]

april-may

[stray vigil]

bru

thats few months

of game emptiness

[proper gyro]

yea we had 3years of no seasons

[wild grotto]

I just bought 16 drowned stickers

[proper gyro]

cry about it

[wild grotto]

Lmao

[stray vigil]

i didnt really play before 💀

i played for few weeks in dragon rise

quit

came back recently

[clear matrix]

Its 7g 💀

Waste of gold

[wild grotto]

Lmao

[clear matrix]

LMAO

[wild grotto]

I played when the game came out Xd

[clear matrix]

O wait

Its back to 16

[proper gyro]

mfw

[wild grotto]

Boosted drowned XD

[paper tangle]

[wild grotto]

It jumped too 26.85

From 25.38

[clear matrix]

Servers back wanna play?

[bitter urchin]

Can I join sor?

I’m silver 1 now

In competitive

[wild grotto]

Someone tell ters to boost drowned

It would be much appreciated

[bitter urchin]

can I join traps

Trpz

Or sor

[wild grotto]

I’m letting my ipad charge a bit

[bitter urchin]

Sor?

[wild grotto]

6:40am no sleep

W mans

[clear matrix]

6.40pm

[bitter urchin]

SOR

[stray crater]

Sor

[bitter urchin]

lemme join u dawg

[clear matrix]

what

im elite

u silver

[wild grotto]

Sor us terrorist

[bitter urchin]

I’m silver 1

[wild grotto]

Confirmed XD

[bitter urchin]

1v1 sor?

Sor let’s 1v1?

[clear matrix]

ok

130293317

[stray crater]

He is bot

[bitter urchin]

go to ur main

[bitter urchin]

Sure

[stray crater]

Add me

I will spec

[wild grotto]

Alright boys long time investment on drowned sticker

[bitter urchin]

One sec

[bitter urchin]

Gimme one lol

Add Ed

[sour fox]

Someone have offers for my account ? On standoff?

[rich crow]

speak english

[rain verge]

oke

[clear matrix]

Lmao

Thats why u kept killing me

I was wearing headphones backwards

Xd

[bitter urchin]

I messed up big

Time

I suck at this game bro

[clear matrix]

COme allies

[bitter urchin]

me?

[clear matrix]

Ye

[bitter urchin]

oh alr

[clear matrix]

Ill be on alt

And push u on gold

[bitter urchin]

Alr

rlly?

thx dude

101334646

I didn’t add u on ur alt

Is sum wrong with allies?

oh nvm

[hallow holly]

me too pls @clear matrix

me ever not silver

@rich crow hello check dm

uh

guys

[rich crow]

When the hot winter prices are coming ??

[bitter urchin]

@stray crater didn’t u say I’m a bot well guess what u are the bot I carried sor maybe

[inner ether]

i create a new account because my old account has got banned
in the first game with new one 1v4 i won with 32 kill Xd

[sick cave]

2-3 week

[inner ether]

5 deaths

[terse aurora]

hey

[inner ether]

no im noob

[sick cave]

True

[proper gyro]

@sick cave im second guessing if i can even buy m9

[sick cave]

@proper gyro lmao, same

Hopefully it's just gonna go 3k max on first day

[proper gyro]

3k max?? bro i hope its less than 3k

😭😭

[sick cave]

Welp

I can buy it if it doesn't go above 4k

[proper gyro]

i can buy if it doesn't pass 2.6k

[sick cave]

We'll see

[sick cave]

If it's above that price, I'll try help you with it

[sour star]

the m9 gonna cost less than 3k for sure

ive seen so many

[sick cave]

Yea, We bet it's between 2k-3k

[sour star]

ppl be getting 3 m9s from 6 tiers

[sick cave]

Ong bro 😭

I got the kukri 💀

[sour star]

i got one by grinding

[sick cave]

Brah 😭

[proper gyro]

hopefully

[sour star]

i didnt even buy tirs

i bought 3 lvl and pass

from my leftover money on gp

[proper gyro]

i will definitely probably sell it when there's a brand new green knife

[sick cave]

I stopped buying level because I keep getting the mp5

[sour star]

emerald

🤔

[proper gyro]

no

new malachite

[sour star]

😂

[sick cave]

😭

[sour star]

meh

[proper gyro]

m9 malachite
karambit malachite

[sour star]

nah

[sick cave]

M9 claw

[sour star]

dont think they would be good

[sick cave]

I want red m9 so bad

[proper gyro]

malachite is literally genjis sword

[sour star]

mb something like a ruby or crimson web

would look better

[sick cave]

Yes

[proper gyro]

i doubt there will be a new gem/ore based skin

[sour star]

i dont think claw would look good

[proper gyro]

i think malachite is the last of it lmao

[rich crow]

Yo

[rich crow]

Butter wsp

[proper gyro]

does demonic steel count? it has steel but it isn't a ore it's an alloy

[sour star]

its called steel but it doesnt look like steel

it looks more like smoke

[sick cave]

Sup, I'm doing fine

[cold lava]

Steal

[rich crow]

Nm juss chilling

[sick cave]

Bout to take a shower after this

[proper gyro]

butter its 11pm

[sick cave]

I gotta go fast because my sis are forcing me to watch dabbe 4

[proper gyro]

well go for it

[sick cave]

Yes

[proper gyro]

im a hypocrite for stopping you anyways

[cold lava]

You guys take showers after years of nonstop play-time?

[sick cave]

Lol

[proper gyro]

cuz i also shower these hours

[sick cave]

Play time?

I take shower before I go to bed

[timid cloud]

When new season?

[sick cave]

@timid cloud this year

[hallow holly]

bruh

[supple ermine]

when is the new season coming

[wild grotto]

I gotchuuuu all figured out

[quick cypress]

When is new update??

[graceful fossil]

;-;

they really asked

[wooden pilot]

Who wanna do allies

Join bc

Vc

[wild grotto]

Never :)))))

[wooden pilot]

Sure

I’ll 1v1

drop ur UID

[wild grotto]

NEVAH

[wooden pilot]

AY

[wild grotto]

Nein

Zeig heil

[inner ether]

my k/d 3.53

[wild grotto]

my kd is a 69

[inner ether]

hedshot percent is 49%

[rich crow]

my kd -1.53

[rich crow]

one sec im looking my headshot percent

[wild grotto]

my headshot percentage is 100%

[rich crow]

49.6

[wild grotto]

They call me jesus cuz I take a life and don't return it

[rich crow]

How much do you think will be the shadow daggers ?

[wild grotto]

Worth nothing

[rich crow]

Balkanci?

[wild grotto]

Balanciaga

[supple ermine]

when is the new season coming

[mighty gust]

.

[rich crow]

balkan?

[wooden pilot]

Who wanna do allies

[rich crow]

Same ques

[gritty perch]

Is it true trading is coming?

[rich crow]

Dk

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Lower your expectations.

[gritty perch]

They were never high to begin with

[crisp cipher]

Hello

[verbal imp]

Why do you think they'll add trading to begin with

after almost 6 years

[gritty perch]

I saw some post on IG, and I saw + Trading behind it

Oh trust me, Ive been in as long as this game's been around sadly 😂

[verbal imp]

#📸│photos send it there

[rich crow]

servers died?

[gritty perch]

Too invested to give up

[gritty perch]

I tried looking for it again but I couldn't find the SO2 account for it

[verbal imp]

Hm

[modern sedge]

Hi guys

Do anyone know how can i ask standoff for unban?

[gloomy wadi]

Im 250.000 member

[random jay]

[rich crow]

Tf a yt guy saying the karabit price will be 1.5k-2k Gs

ayo

Hey guys

I send a message in so2 screenshot

[rough saffron]

Hello?

[rich crow]

Can u help me with that peob

Problem

[rough saffron]

Idk I’m just new

[rich crow]

Ok

[rough saffron]

I. Chilling

[rich crow]

Wanna play

Some game

[rough saffron]

Any tips to save gold to get a new knife?

Cause I want a new knife

[rich crow]

start committing fraud

U have knife

[rough saffron]

I prefer tax evasion

[rich crow]

Skin?

Noice

that works, and you may get lots of knives

[rough saffron]

Hmmmm

[rich crow]

or just go to south london

[rough saffron]

I just hate looking at that old plain knife

[rich crow]

Knifes are expensive I can get it

Me to

Too

[rough saffron]

Lol

[rich crow]

I am coll3cting money

Where r u frm btw

idk you could buy the karambit frozen which is not that expensive

and looks good

[rough saffron]

I want the yakuza

[rich crow]

plus it could go seriously up

being ny 2021

I want tont

Purple

Which cost 1500 gold

[rough saffron]

I got the summer skin battle pass for the m4a1

[jovial lion]

Ello

[bitter urchin]

#📸│photos

[jovial lion]

Moment of silence?

[rich crow]

my g

[rough saffron]

?

[paper tangle]

[rough saffron]

The loudness

Slooosh

[jovial lion]

?

👁️👁️

[placid garnet]

Do you still have problem with matchmaking?

[rich crow]

yall bought anything during steam sales

[rough saffron]

I want competitive

[rich crow]

nope but tons of lag while playing

[jovial lion]

What's the best training routine in so2

[rich crow]

playing and being really patient

[rough saffron]

Just kill dummies

[placid garnet]

Hahaha

[rough saffron]

Set ur sensitivity high af

[rich crow]

well it's the truth at the end of the day

[rough saffron]

Same as ur Hugh on drugs

[jovial lion]

It's 65 X 1.00 acceleration

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

also get an ipad

[rough saffron]

So if a battle pass skin sell for high

U need time?

[clever basin]

hello

[paper tangle]

[rough saffron]

Cause I got the m4 skin summer battle pass

Hopefully it sells high in the future

[rich crow]

idk i have some skins which were worth pennies back then

now they go for 15k

[paper tangle]

My triangle is gonna upgrade

[rough saffron]

Do unpack spray paint worth a lot?

[rich crow]

some skin*

[rough saffron]

I got an epic

[rich crow]

take a break, relax

[paper tangle]

Unfortunately it's gonna be gone by next week

[rich crow]

bad days happen

[rough saffron]

If u want to quit gimme ur acc

Hahahaha

[rich crow]

and today its lagging as well sooo you are playing under bad weather mate

[jovial lion]

Sus

[paper tangle]

It's not that if you want to, you should already quit

[jovial lion]

Lazy?

[rough saffron]

Sussy wussy

Rank sucks

[paper tangle]

[rough saffron]

[jovial lion]

?

[paper tangle]

the only mod online be Hel

[jovial lion]

Nooo

Don't call mods

[paper tangle]

adren is probably doing stuff rn

[random jay]

Kid named stuff:

[paper tangle]

Ax might be doing his real job

[paper tangle]

Don't ping devs

[random jay]

Calling 911

[jovial lion]

I'm outta here

[paper tangle]

Obama

[jovial lion]

Bro's flexing his nitro

[random jay]

Obama who?

[paper tangle]

I forgot Obama's last name

[random jay]

[jovial lion]

Who TF cares about his last name

Once you say Obama they'll know him

[paper tangle]

Bin ladder

[jovial lion]

Bin stairs

[paper tangle]

@stray violet

[random jay]

Barack Osama

[paper tangle]

Osama Barack

[jovial lion]

Welp-this is boring, imma play competitive

[random jay]

Bye

[paper tangle]

Bye

[jovial lion]

Cyall

[rich crow]

Obamna.

[clear matrix]

hiiio

Suiiiiii

[paper tangle]

Obamna

[random jay]

Banamna

Osama banana

[paper tangle]

bananma namna

[random jay]

Cool emote

[clear matrix]

[paper tangle]

Cool

[clear matrix]

🥶😂

SEWE

[paper tangle]

[random jay]

[clear matrix]

[paper tangle]

Cool

[stray violet]

[restive portal]

@rich crow

You are stpd asf

[paper tangle]

[clear matrix]

neetro flex

[stray violet]

[compact sable]

[last crypt]

@stray violet

[verbal imp]

Havent touched the game all day

[last lily]

Anyone wanna play?

[last crypt]

@stray violet

Does anyone know when this Christmas update will come out soon?

[stray violet]

@stray violet

[void quail]

Servers are down or what

[frosty parcel]

Isnt the Christmas last year dec?

[last crypt]

@stray violet

[last crypt]

yes, but I'm talking about the standoff update

[frosty parcel]

Theres more?

[soft juniper]

daqui uns dias provavelmente

Im down

You mean allies, yeah?

alr

Oh i see

Id?

[wide oasis]

Do you know when the update is coming?

[jovial lion]

Ello

[calm plank]

Glowes fossil or year o the tiger?

[jovial lion]

?

Yes

Me

[stray violet]

Cartier over my eyes while i analyze (hmm)

Ok me and lil metro rockin new retros

Take off your dress, that's the new dress code

[jovial lion]

Algum

Wanna go 2v2 ?

We just need 1 player

@stray violet

Anyone?

Can go?

[stray violet]

Allies or private

[jovial lion]

Private

[stray violet]

Provate

[jovial lion]

._.

[stray violet]

I don't like the pressure of my teammate spectating me while he died first

So no

[jovial lion]

You're coming or not?

Eh

Anyone ?

[stray violet]

My teammate: dies because he's noob
Him 2 secs later:

Like bro look away

[last lily]

Anyone wanna play?

[stray violet]

You already died smh

[last lily]

K

I will send id wait a sec

86884124

[wooden zephyr]

Hi guys

[last lily]

Ello

[rich crow]

When are the skins gonna be on market?

[last lily]

.

[clever basin]

@1014838932350967850 what if I like it

@sour star

[sour star]

ye?

[tulip elbow]

@stray violet how many years of nitro u hab bruh

[stray violet]

1

[rich crow]

So when?

[tulip elbow]

Gib me 1 month

[stray violet]

No

[tulip elbow]

Ok gib 2$

[stray violet]

No

[tulip elbow]

Nibh

@stray violet y your pfp Asap

Xd

[stray violet]

He's so hot

[tulip elbow]

Fr

[last crypt]

eu

[jovial lion]

3v3 everyone
We're only missing 2 ppl

I wish I could ping everyone

Same

40 fps

40-50

It's good ._.

._.

Feck

Henri wanna go 3v3?

[calm plank]

Fossil glowes or year of the tiger?

[void juniper]

When will the session pass drop ?

What

[rich crow]

Choď spať

[opal bison]

@grave aurora

[rich crow]

When will hot winter addet to shop?

[last lily]

Anyone wanna play

?

[indigo glacier]

in 2-4 weeks

[wild grotto]

Sooner than thay

[indigo glacier]

pandora took almost 4 weeks

[jovial lion]

I'm coming

@rich crow

[fallow burrow]

Who want Gold ?

[jovial lion]

How ?

[fallow burrow]

Ok

[jovial lion]

Me pls

XD

[fallow burrow]

Come in private

I take of this server 1000 G from Giveaway and 100 G for invite

[jovial lion]

🤠

[jovial lion]

Give link prv

[candid thicket]

I reported a cheater and he got instantly banned lol

[fallow burrow]

Ok come in dm

Give me accept

[jovial lion]

I sent you a req

[fallow burrow]

Ok

What?

[candid thicket]

why did the message get deleted

[random jay]

[fallow burrow]

No i don't buy

[random jay]

Yes

Insane

[candid thicket]

The new report system is insane

[random jay]

Hoi

[candid thicket]

Coi

[rough saffron]

They paused me for an hour cause I say a no no word😞

[candid thicket]

puss eater

[random jay]

I see you're very fluent in Dutch

[jovial lion]

Ahm

[random jay]

Well, I could understand what you intended to say, so that's good enough I guess

[jovial lion]

Learing?

[candid thicket]

Anyone wanna be lured in my bed?

that's too sus actually

[storm patrol]

anyone wanna play comp

im getting tired of top fragin then getting kicked

[rich crow]

yes plz

[storm patrol]

oh were can i join you in your bed

[tame rivet]

same

send link and location

[wild grotto]

OMG 007 is back

[random jay]

I never left

[wild grotto]

You lose you nitro?

And weren’t you a moderator

[random jay]

I never had nitro except for 2 times when it was gifted to me

I was a staff leader until I quit the team

[wild grotto]

Oh

Why’d you quit?

[random jay]

Because there were other things in life that I wanted to focus on

[wild grotto]

Fair enough

I missed you lmao

[random jay]

[wild grotto]

Favorite axlebolt staff member

[stray violet]

Discord mod quits modding to go touch grass (only 0.00001% can do this!!!! 😱 😱 😱)

[meager skiff]

Comp +4 ?

[random jay]

1. Locate an area of grass. The first step in touching grass is to find a place where grass is present. This can be a lawn in your backyard, a park, a sports field, or any other location where grass is growing. Make sure you have access to the area and that it is safe for you to be there.
2. Stand or kneel in a comfortable position. Once you have found an area of grass, stand or kneel in a comfortable position. If you are standing, make sure you have good balance and are able to maintain your balance while reaching out to touch the grass. If you are kneeling, place a cushion or towel under your knees for added comfort.
3. Extend your arm(s) in front of you, with your hand(s) open and fingers extended. This allows you to easily reach the grass and feel the texture and sensation of the blades.
4. Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you don't accidentally step on or damage any of the grass.
5. Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment. You may also feel the different temperatures of the grass if you are in a place with a different climate.
6. Gently move your fingers through the blades of grass, feeling the texture and sensation of the grass. Take note of the different feelings and textures you experience.
7. Repeat step 6 as desired, moving your fingers through different sections of the grass to experience the variety of textures and sensations.
8. When you have finished touching the grass, stand or rise back to your original position. Take a moment to appreciate the experience and the sensation of the grass on your fingers.

Note: If you are allergic or have any medical condition that may affect you to touch the grass, it is recommended to consult with your physician before attempting this activity. Also, be aware of any rules or regulations regarding touching or being in the area of grass you have chosen.

[stray violet]

[wild grotto]

Lmao

How you been 007?

[random jay]

Bad

[storm patrol]

how long have u been typing

[random jay]

Around half a second

[wild grotto]

Why’s that?

[random jay]

Several reasons

[wild grotto]

Well I’m here to listen

[random jay]

I'm not going to talk about it right now

[brittle knoll]

🔈

[wild grotto]

Alright

[tame rivet]

i snorted sugar up my nose

[wild grotto]

My dms are open if you wanna talk

:)

[random jay]

Thanks

[brittle knoll]

How did it feel

[tame rivet]

funny

[brittle knoll]

Did it burn or did you feel the taste

🐔🦕

[toxic vine]

İ need a clan

[brittle knoll]

Actually did you cough but that's obvious I think

[tame rivet]

nah like i sniffed up some glass shards that didnt hurt

[brittle knoll]

Ok

[tame rivet]

try it

you gonna cough a bit but you got it

[brittle knoll]

I'm not rich enough to buy glass shards

[tame rivet]

but those hurt

(i tried

)

[last lily]

Anyone allies??

[brittle knoll]

So sugar instead ?

Why not salt, I heard fluid in your lungs make you cough

[tame rivet]

yes

[brittle knoll]

So salt will absorb it and will no longer cough

🐧

[tame rivet]

i mean sugar tastes better

and its literally the same

[brittle knoll]

I guess I might do both

[tame rivet]

yeah mix em

[brittle knoll]

To get a sweet salty flavor

With the added bonus of the salt absorbing the fluid in my lungs, to prevent coughing

Although preventing the die, that's something I will need to work on

[tame rivet]

yeah , insted of cough syrup

this is cough dust

[tame rivet]

we can worry about that later

[brittle knoll]

Yea but I like to plan ahead

:bogodak_think:

[tame rivet]

[brittle knoll]

Fun fact I want to share although I don't want others to try it

[tame rivet]

im listening

[brittle knoll]

If you fart, you can smell the fart too

🤨

[tame rivet]

i mean thats true yeah

[brittle knoll]

Don't tell anyone

[tame rivet]

ok

delete it quickly

its high security information

[brittle knoll]

No bruh, it will go in logs and admins will see it

Bruh think twice

[tame rivet]

We dont care about admins

you think they really care about two guys talking about dumb things?

[brittle knoll]

Same but then if I delete it you will forget

[tame rivet]

nah

i never forget

im like a goldfish

wait

[brittle knoll]

I know because when I will also look back at it it's like I never said it, if it's not there

And if I never said it then it will also be like you never saw it either

[tame rivet]

no bc m e m o r i e s

[brittle knoll]

So the conclusion if I delete you will forget it

Memories, aren't those printed photos

It's what my mom told me when I was 5 I think

[tame rivet]

look in ya dms

[wooden zephyr]

She said no🙁🙁🙁

[tame rivet]

sad

now go jim or sum

[brittle knoll]

You took a screenshot

[wooden zephyr]

Frfr

She even friendzoned me

[brittle knoll]

But what if I delete the message then you also delete the screenshot

[wooden zephyr]

This bi

[brittle knoll]

What if you scam me

[wooden zephyr]

Friendzoned me??

[tame rivet]

i dont delete bro

[brittle knoll]

You need to promise you won't delete the screenshot too

[tame rivet]

my gallery is full of random ss

[brittle knoll]

From dms

[tame rivet]

i will not

[brittle knoll]

Pinky promise?

[tame rivet]

yes

[brittle knoll]

Done

[tame rivet]

nice

[brittle knoll]

Wait what done

[tame rivet]

idk

wait

its still there

[brittle knoll]

That was a test

[brittle knoll]

I knew you would forget

😡

[tame rivet]

no

i was smart

[brittle knoll]

What

[tame rivet]

i started talking about thst there is no nothing so other ppl wont suspect anything

but i know it

so d e l e t e

[brittle knoll]

Why aren't you bronze yet

That's where it's at

[tame rivet]

im silver bruh

[brittle knoll]

I can help you decrease rank if you want

I am very bad at this

I mean good bad

[tame rivet]

same i was luck i got decent team

[brittle knoll]

That's lucky

[tame rivet]

but i dont play comp sience i got my rank

[brittle knoll]

I can help you be unlucky

🪄

You will try to catch the bus, the doors will close right in your face

And the bus leaves

[tame rivet]

You get your socks wet

[brittle knoll]

It rains outside

[tame rivet]

you stub your toe

[brittle knoll]

You step on a spot of the road that's not a puddle just wet

[tame rivet]

a car splashes water on you

[brittle knoll]

And your shoes still wet inside

[gloomy egret]

I scrolled to the bottom of deagle infectious or something

[tame rivet]

you call an airdrop and it lands on you and die

[brittle knoll]

You eat cheesy toast but instead it's toasty cheese

[tame rivet]

your shoes untie everytime you take 2 steps

your nokia3310 breaks

[brittle knoll]

You try to tie your shoe, but your laces are too short

[tame rivet]

no dad?

[brittle knoll]

You try to lengthen the ties, the shoe gets too tight

[tame rivet]

your legs blood flow is low so you have to anputate your leg

now you have to live the rest of your life in a wheelchair

[brittle knoll]

You try to close the gate just right but you end up smashing it really hard, and just when you hope no one got disturbed your mother yells at you

[tame rivet]

your mom so fat Thanos had to clap

[tame rivet]

the wind slams the door and you hear your mom take a deep breath

your mom so old she still has a friend request from Jesus on Facebook

your mom so fat she has 2 watches bc she is in two different time zones

[weak ruin]

Hi

[brittle knoll]

You try to throw snacks in the air and every time you miss you try again, because you know the chance to land will rise, but you will end up with the bag empty

Then your mom will also walk in to notice you made a mess

[tame rivet]

why are we doing this actually

[brittle knoll]

🐓

I am just sharing experience

🐔

[tame rivet]

yeah

[brittle knoll]

I am totally the unluckiest person and I'm using it as a superpower now

So once again, if you need a derank, you know who to call

Or at least ping

Ping is enough

[brittle knoll]

Not ghostbusters, 🤨

[tame rivet]

you the opposite of Domino from Deadpool 2

[thorny burrow]

Dope Demoted

[brittle knoll]

I was unlucky enough to be lucky once

It was very irritating

[tame rivet]

Xdd

you are that domino piece that messed up everything

[next wadi]

0756594308

[brittle knoll]

Not only, the domino piece that just changes its mind and flips on its side instead of forward

And changes its mind from landing on its side

And is unlucky to still land on its side

Despite the course of action and result being illogical

Omg I am so unlucky, that I opened discord and I am still here now

[jovial lion]

Fokia

[wooden pilot]

Who wanna do allies no one is English 🥲 or a 1v1

[placid ledge]

Can anyone tell me when is the new season

[thorny burrow]

[wooden pilot]

soon

[thorny burrow]

[tame rivet]

no

the game is free

[wild grotto]

no spend money

broke boy

[tame rivet]

bruh

[mellow rover]

Give him a banned account

[tame rivet]

xeah

a gp

[rocky stirrup]

Bro there are still players that make new accounts to boost someone else...

For gold..

[pallid stirrup]

..

[wild grotto]

Give him a poor account

ajajaja

He just wants skins

[mellow rover]

How, tell me im finna go 7kd rq

[indigo glacier]

[rich crow]

[fallow burrow]

Who want gold?

[rich crow]

You have?

[mellow rover]

Giv

Man prob a scammer ☠️

[rich crow]

Yes

[fallow burrow]

No

[mellow rover]

How much u give then?

[rich crow]

I don't want

[mellow rover]

Ooh join server now

[wild grotto]

Me.

[valid gyro]

hello guys

[mellow rover]

@silk kraken prob want to join server

[wild grotto]

But you give it to me for absolutely nothing

[fallow burrow]

Yes

[wild grotto]

Yes

[fallow burrow]

Join and send me screenshot

[wild grotto]

I don’t join and you give me gold easy

[fallow burrow]

I will give you 50G

[wild grotto]

Make it 5000G

And I join

[fallow burrow]

Nooo

[wild grotto]

Yes

[sour star]

@mighty gust was it in defuse or escalation

[mellow rover]

Double it and give it to the next person

[fallow burrow]

You put any graffity on MarketPlace and i buy if you give me Screenshot

[wild grotto]

50G does nothing for me

[fallow burrow]

Ok

[mighty gust]

Esc

[sour star]

then its ok

[wild grotto]

My inventory is close to 30 - 40k G

[sour star]

if it was def there was def a cheater

[mighty gust]

Yep

[fallow burrow]

Maybe for anyelse it's something

[wild grotto]

Lmao

Poor people imagine

[mellow rover]

Nab

[sour star]

aight time for me to go off again 🫡

[mighty gust]

Bye

[wild grotto]

Bro if 50G is worth something to you it’s a skill issue

Honestly just get better at wasting money on video games

[rich crow]

...

[slender wedge]

yeh i might have a 3k gold inventory but can u sing mans not hot

[wild grotto]

If you donate 1500

Possibly

[slender wedge]

no hahahahha lol im poor enough

ill sing mans not hot for 5 gold

with british accent as well

ahahahaha

[wild grotto]

Sounds like poor problems

[slender wedge]

uhm

are u serious reight neow

[burnt pine]

i just got a m4 samurai from a box

[slender wedge]

what color is your famas fury @wild grotto

[wild grotto]

Gold

[slender wedge]

ok ok

what color is your ak tag king

😛

[wild grotto]

Ajajaja

[slender wedge]

hahahaha

im playing with fire here

[wild grotto]

What color is your stattrack akr necro?

[slender wedge]

UHM

[wild grotto]

What color is your awm sport?

[crisp cipher]

O search sale accound 600 💶

[slender wedge]

UHM

[wild grotto]

What color is you m9 blue blood?

[slender wedge]

what color is ur jkomando

[wild grotto]

What color is you karambit claw?

[slender wedge]

wow

[wild grotto]

Huh

[slender wedge]

uhm idk w

uhm sorry mama

:l

[wild grotto]

What color is your butterfly dragon

[slender wedge]

uhm

uhhhh like idk

[pliant quartz]

What color is your life

[wild grotto]

What color is you awm genesis

[slender wedge]

BOI why u got two awms

[wild grotto]

Very dark

[slender wedge]

like whatt

why two

[pallid quest]

Brasil ???

[wild grotto]

What color is you m4 samurai?

[slender wedge]

red actually

heheheheh

what color is ur venom

?

[wild grotto]

Red, green, white

[slender wedge]

what color is you boom shotgun ?

[wild grotto]

What color is your usp stone cold

[slender wedge]

what color is your argo mac10

[slender wedge]

dam

[wild grotto]

What color are your raider gloves

[slender wedge]

bro what in the bank account

[wild grotto]

What color is your glock nest?

[hollow hazel]

alguém br?

[slender wedge]

what color is ur necro sm1014

ok you know what you win

sorry

[wild grotto]

Yes yes i do

@slender wedge was that overkill? #📸│photos

[slender wedge]

yh

it was

[wild grotto]

Gonna buy more skins friday I believe

[rich crow]

how much have you spent on so2

[hidden hazel]

Hello, how are you? how can i talk to standoff 2 moderation? I'm brazilian. I have to deal with a matter about my account

[wild grotto]

Too much

[rich crow]

believable

[wild grotto]

Close to 4 grand canadian

[rich crow]

jesus

[wild grotto]

Lemme send some of my old sales history rq

Too much money

[wild grotto]

Does that prove a point? #📸│photos

[rocky stirrup]

M9 Dragon glass for 2200

Nice

[wild grotto]

Yes

Back in 2020

It was very cheap

[rocky stirrup]

Yeah

[wild grotto]

That was when I stopped playing

[rocky stirrup]

And then in 2021 was 8000

[wild grotto]

I came back in december of 2022

[hidden hazel]

hello, can you help me to contact Axlebolt

[wild grotto]

Uh

[rocky stirrup]

Dm the bot

[wild grotto]

Can you help this man

[rocky stirrup]

Don t tag them bro

[wild grotto]

Nah me and cuckoo are chillin 😎

[rocky stirrup]

If you say so

@hidden hazel just dm the bot

[wild grotto]

Idk

I used too tag 007 all the time

He had no issues with it

[paper tangle]

@hidden hazel contact the support team.

[slender wedge]

come in the vc if u wanna hear a masterpiece

[hidden hazel]

How do I do that?

[wild grotto]

Mind you I had 007 on my friends list

[paper tangle]

use the link I provided you

[rich crow]

yep

[wild grotto]

@random jay did you unadd me :(

[hidden hazel]

where did you send me the link?

[paper tangle]

the reply

.

[hidden hazel]

So I'm trying to get in touch with them.

[paper tangle]

if you need help ask them

Don't ping devs for help

you either get muted or banned if so