💬│english-chat

[hot hornet]

I wonder what the 6th anniv update would introduce

Probably just another battlepass and bug fixes

and also about one or two banger modes that for some reason they will no longer add

jeez they need to do some fixing with their content delivery

[woven tulip]

take your age, add 10 to it, and then subtract 10. That’s your current age.

[hexed igloo]

how is this going to help solve the world hunger

[hot hornet]

let them die rawr

depopulate

[sick drift]

double it and give it to the next person

[hot hornet]

this world needs to breathe

we are the parasites

I live in Ohio

[sick drift]

ain't no way this game is older than my dog!

[hot hornet]

💀

this game is older than most fortnite players

[muted finch]

The gold I purchased is still not here

[hexed igloo]

your dog was a he?

[hot hornet]

Use the Restore Purchases button

@muted finch

[woven tulip]

i have a theory that might multiply world hunger

i’ll pitch it to the WHO

[hot hornet]

send multiple atomic bombs

[thorny burrow]

Bro i just watched video of guy buying the entire gold pass and no arcane m4

[hexed igloo]

this honestly would boost Mongolia gdp

[craggy sleet]

Can I speak to a admin

[hot hornet]

make it so it's two sides fighting but it's actually the matrix and the Rothschild family plotting

[woven tulip]

actually no, my theory was to just strip 80% of china’s population of their food, and bomb all farms.

[hot hornet]

💀

[woven tulip]

do the same with india and parts of africa, middle east

[muted finch]

It says error

[hexed igloo]

gangnam style by psy

[woven tulip]

maybe some in south asia if i feel goofy

[hot hornet]

There are two World Orders fighting against each other

One is owned by the USA (Illuminati) and the other one is here in asia ong frfr

Illuminati is the racist one and they will bomb the world so only white people remain

😎

[hexed igloo]

yeah but the fact that carti hasnt dropped anything is the fact that the world is ending

[woven tulip]

i have a good theory

[hot hornet]

among us sex

[woven tulip]

kill off enough of the population to keep each race at the same population

50 million each

👍

[hexed igloo]

they have that many jews??

[woven tulip]

yeah i was thinking about that

we might need to breed them

it’ll take a LONG time tho

i hate that Austrian dude

ruining my plans

[hexed igloo]

Austrian?

[woven tulip]

yes

[hexed igloo]

eliminate them

[woven tulip]

i will

[hexed igloo]

we dont need Aussie

[woven tulip]

ustupid

i said austria no australia

goofball

[hot hornet]

we need aussies fr

[hexed igloo]

Oh

no i kinda hate Aussie

[hot hornet]

because they're the ones that will fight the radioactive spiders

[hexed igloo]

we might need to get rid of them

[woven tulip]

don’t replace the “a” with “p” in aussies

[hot hornet]

💀

[hexed igloo]

what happened in 1945

🍄

[woven tulip]

someone was born

[hot hornet]

Nothing happened in 1945 and in Tiananmen Square!

[woven tulip]

love how people call him the german guy even tho he was born in austria

[hexed igloo]

my grandma was born 2 years after that

[hot hornet]

I call him the funny mustache man

[woven tulip]

goofy ahh fella

[hexed igloo]

stalin?

[hot hornet]

no

the one that failed art school

imagine if he graduated art school

maybe abstract wouldn't exist

[rich crow]

Hi

[hot hornet]

and we'll reach the population of 8b people sooner

😱

[hexed igloo]

@woven tulip dont know what he's talking about, but i think we also dont need Romania

[hot hornet]

we need romania tho

they're the fastest hands

ik

I said sooner

I meant earlier

💀

[woven tulip]

I can say Joseph Stalin

[hexed igloo]

@rich crow do you agree?

[rich crow]

How about some tips?

[woven tulip]

but can I say Vladimir Putin?

oh i can

👌

[hot hornet]

find your own sensitivity

[hexed igloo]

im sensitive enough

[hot hornet]

do not watch "Best Configs for Standoff 2 2023" or whatever

[hot hornet]

that's why you unfriended me over a deez nuts joke 😭

[woven tulip]

gotti lives there no can do

[hexed igloo]

he hates romania

[rich crow]

I don't have team to play with, so i always have to play with randoms, so i want tips to handle 1 v 4

[woven tulip]

what da {ax} doing

[hot hornet]

We need to eradicate the Philippines

except me and Delta ray

[hexed igloo]

we dont need Philippines

get rid of it

[hot hornet]

and seedle

and our families

[woven tulip]

romania is like britian but just in the balkans

[hot hornet]

but all the cringe unfunny facebook memers should just disappear

[woven tulip]

no

[hot hornet]

They stab each other?

[woven tulip]

i nuke and kill u both

[woven tulip]

yes, and they’re obsessed with UK drill or whatever

wearing nike tech n shi

and ski masks

[rich crow]

Do you guys want a tournament app? i can make one 😬

[woven tulip]

gotti is a prime example

[hexed igloo]

this is the most fax (fact [true]) sentence I've ever heard

[woven tulip]

fact checkers say this is false

[hexed igloo]

we can keep the Finnish

[woven tulip]

no

hol up

[gilded flower]

telecopier

telecopier

telecopier

telecopier

[woven tulip]

i’ll only keep Norway, Australia, Colombia, Guatemala, Australia, Philippines, Dominican republic, Portugal, Greece, Japan, Finland, USA and canada.

every other country can be nuked

[gilded flower]

😦

[void bronze]

im not on the list

[woven tulip]

too bad your country didn’t make it cause I had no reason for it, it wasn’t in a geographically nice place or i wasn’t biased to it.

[void bronze]

damn

[woven tulip]

ratio!!!!!!!!!!

[proper gyro]

the f is this list for

[paper tangle]

What the Guatemala doing

[proper gyro]

welp imma edit video now

[woven tulip]

dawg what

LTG made his trovo chat subs only

[woven tulip]

the countries i would keep if i were to choose which countries i would keep

[proper gyro]

just get me out of here and nuke it

[woven tulip]

dawg why do rappers never look at the camera in a photo shoot

like damn stop hiding yo face smh

[cedar raft]

Whatchumtabek

[stuck socket]

Is the best graffiti that can come on this pass going to be expensive?

[civic cloud]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[marsh cradle]

I think that graffiti won’t be expensive

[grand heath]

I'll nuke u first

[craggy viper]

Worth buying cases?

[neon thicket]

no

[upbeat lodge]

Someone give me the pass?

[leaden field]

Who runs allies in CE OR WE

[upbeat lodge]

give me the pass

[leaden field]

What pass

For what

[upbeat lodge]

I never had the pass

please

[leaden field]

@upbeat lodge what pass bro

Are u dumb?

[upbeat lodge]

the standoff pass

[covert wraith]

@upbeat lodge stop begging

[upbeat lodge]

Sorry bro I didn't want to bother you

mill sorry

[void bronze]

just stop man

[rich crow]

lol

[pallid island]

hold up

[true egret]

i cant open shop

what happend???

[tawdry frigate]

Dunno. 🤷‍♂️

?

[true egret]

it happend to you??

[tawdry frigate]

I haven't checked the shop in days.

There isn't anything I want from it, rn.

[supple ermine]

Friends, does the pass end in 12 days? I'm still level 14 and I want to finish it please help

[tawdry frigate]

Yes.

[rich crow]

Basically we have 3 minutes to live, but it resets the timer every time we breath 😐

[true egret]

i trying sell some item rn,but cant open shop :/

[true egret]

i think its not

[tawdry frigate]

Oxygen slowly kills us, it is poison that we live off of.

Animals with higher resistance to its affects live longer as a result.

[true egret]

my shop are back

[tawdry frigate]

Nice. 😌👍

[true egret]

probably my wifi McDonalds wifi

[tawdry frigate]

Manually ran, potato generated wifi.

[supple ermine]

@grave aurora

Friends, does the pass end in 12 days? I'm still level 14 and I want to finish it please help

[void bronze]

what

[keen karma]

@grizzled ridge

[civic cloud]

hmmmmmmmmm'

[rich crow]

yes ‼️

[round zinc]

Me too

[supple ermine]

@round zinc what

[rich crow]

hi

<HI>

<HI>

Gagaga

<how.to.do.this>

 <how.to.do.this> 

''''

Xml

What you want to write

''''

[cunning mural]

a

[sweet flare]

 <Ben> 

[cunning mural]

Xd

[void bronze]

england

[brittle knoll]

Cows

Pig

[patent vector]

what can i buy with 1000 gold i need help pls 🥹

[pallid island]

um maybe a scorpion knife

[patent vector]

all knife 1100 and more 🥲

[glass pier]

Give me your account and get 200 karambit

100% real

🙂

[patent vector]

wtf 😭😭😭

[glass pier]

Lol

[pallid island]

nah i don trust

[glass pier]

Wtf

[pallid island]

except i have a fake account

[glass pier]

No problem

1 gold is 1 gold

No skem

[pallid island]

so we don care

[glass pier]

😦

Im crying

[pallid island]

r u a hacker to hack golds?

[glass pier]

No lmao

I was joking

[pallid island]

i really want to get 600 lvl in so2

[glass pier]

Play santa mode

[pallid island]

yes i played but so many dumb sh*t catch the santa's hat

[glass pier]

Lmao

[pallid island]

but i kept knifing the santa

and insta kill

[glass pier]

Lmaooo

I can make you 600 level

With santa mode

[pallid island]

how

[glass pier]

That will be 2500 gold

[pallid island]

NANi

[glass pier]

Lmao

Me and my friends found a bug

I get santa hat

My friends wait on my shoulder

When i die they takr

We get free xp

[pallid island]

teach me for free plz 🥺

[glass pier]

Already did

[pallid island]

hmmm...

[glass pier]

2000 gold and i help you

Daily min 50 level

[pallid island]

will u hack me?

[glass pier]

I dont get in your account

[pallid island]

;-;

[glass pier]

You will just buy my skin for 2000 gold

And we do xp trick

U get daily 50 level

[void bronze]

sounds like a scam

[pallid island]

but i only have 1.12 gold xD

[glass pier]

Lmaoo

Well all i can do is 1500gold

If you find text me

[pallid island]

can you do it for free only me?

[glass pier]

Sorry cant

[pallid island]

aw

[glass pier]

You will get 1 game = 1200 xp

Minium

We come and die

So you get xp

[void bronze]

just play arms race

[glass pier]

Arms race max 620xp

Lmao

[void bronze]

yeah

and its free

[glass pier]

620 xp if you are 1st

[void bronze]

you dont have to pay anyone for it

[glass pier]

Not 1st = less xp

[pallid island]

oh no

[glass pier]

Go play then bro

Why u here

[void bronze]

idk i get 1st everytime

[void bronze]

im suggesting

[pallid island]

i play so2 compet or causal

[glass pier]

Not if i am on your game

[pallid island]

i always get 2600 after i kept changing team

[void bronze]

crazy

[glass pier]

@pallid island yea its good but late xp

Santa is 5 minute

5 minute 1200xp

[pallid island]

ye ikr

[verbal imp]

Not possible

[pallid island]

possible

[verbal imp]

U can't earn more than 2k exp per game.

[glass pier]

You can

[pallid island]

ye u can

[glass pier]

Defuse mod is 1 kill 50xp

[verbal imp]

U cant

[pallid island]

yes we can

[glass pier]

I got 2k xp 1 time

[pallid island]

like one game ace is 250xp

250x16=4000

so it is possible to get higher than 2k

like 1 team help is 25xp each

[verbal imp]

Ill prove u wrong

[pallid island]

okey dokie

[verbal imp]

No

[rich crow]

true

unless they updated that

[rich crow]

lmao 4k is impossible

[storm geyser]

Holla

[rich crow]

hi

[hexed igloo]

2k is cap

[rich crow]

yea

[storm geyser]

Could someone help me to get to level 20 i am 14 rn

[hexed igloo]

if i help i'd be stealing your xp

[rich crow]

lmao

[hexed igloo]

lend me your account i will surely play on it

[storm geyser]

Breh

[verbal imp]

What I just said

[hexed igloo]

like i care

[calm pike]

Hi

[verbal imp]

I shouldve asked if they even have a medal

let alone a diamond medal

[hexed igloo]

the secret ruby medal conspiracy

[rich crow]

emerald medal

[verbal imp]

Imagine crashing on a tuesday

couldn't be me

[prisma eagle]

a

[winged steeple]

Hi

Who want to play comp

[vivid heart]

Hi everyone

[sharp harbor]

Hi

[grand heath]

Hi

[sharp harbor]

Me

Lets play together

[vivid heart]

Guys, I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[tacit briar]

How can i unban my acount

[vivid heart]

xD

U can say: “ bye-bye”

That’s all

Guys, I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[jolly fox]

My ren

💥

[rich crow]

you mean ram

rom

[jolly fox]

I mean

Fren

💥

[vivid heart]

Guys, I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[next ocean]

probably you cant

💀

[trim pilot]

ayo bro thats my words

[soft ingot]

How to get promo code

[rich crow]

What promo?

[soft ingot]

In standoff

Promo

Give me

[next ocean]

you cant

all promocodes are expired

[soft ingot]

So how to get new promo code

[next ocean]

as i said you cant

[gloomy storm]

the only way to get promocodes is from developers , but they don t give
promocodes to anyone

[next ocean]

yep

[gloomy storm]

the kid doesn t understand bro

[next ocean]

fr

[soft ingot]

I have promo code

[neon thicket]

what gun looks best in my retro wave glove: g22 casual or frost wyvern

[gloomy storm]

both are looking good but i sugest u to get the g22 u like more

[next ocean]

g22 casual

[graceful pollen]

What?

[next ocean]

💀

[neon thicket]

all promocodes are fake wdym you have a code????

[rich crow]

hop into my van

it says free promocode

its also white

[next ocean]

real!1!1

[rich crow]

Man

New Code something m

?

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[woven tulip]

this dude is brainless fr

[soft ingot]

Promo code- GKNCDFE7USHJ

This is fake

[rich crow]

thats fake

[rich crow]

i have real ones in my white van

hop in lil bro

[mellow rover]

28$ standoff 2 free gold pass 😭

[vapid briar]

Hey can I get in contact with Development?

It’s important

@rich crow I got a question how can I report a scammer

[proper gyro]

the houdini got scammed

[vapid briar]

Not me

Graphics

[proper gyro]

what a generation we have become

[versed belfry]

yes

[proper gyro]

so crap

hoodini

[vapid briar]

Oh shiii Delta Ray

Yooo

[proper gyro]

helo

[versed belfry]

OMG🫣

Delta

im ur biggest fun grill😏🤭

[rich crow]

Reach out to the team via the HelpDesk: https://help.axlebolt.com/en

[proper gyro]

@rich crow how's the mh addiction

[vapid briar]

@proper gyro wait was it you and Villanous that took me in back when old z9 was a thing

[proper gyro]

idk who villanous

[vapid briar]

Ooof

[proper gyro]

maybe different delta

[vapid briar]

Nahhhhh

U have ur stuff linked

I remember playing w u anyways

💀

I played w u butter I think a couple other big names

U probably forgot about me it’s been 4 years

😂

[proper gyro]

probably

I don't even remember the last 3

let alone 4months ago

[vapid briar]

Dam

Fair

[rich crow]

Better than ever.

[proper gyro]

@rich crow would you recommend mhr on the switch?

[mellow rover]

[sturdy ginkgo]

.

[whole berry]

how much do you think the price of the new JKommando will be?

[proper gyro]

less than 1.5k

[rich crow]

account that I did not use, someone hacked it and sold all the valuable weapons please help me

[calm plank]

And karambit or bayonet?

[proper gyro]

they do not help with account being stolen

your account your responsibility

and yes that's what they said on the ToS and CoC

[proper gyro]

around 2k-1.5k ig

[rich crow]

They didn't steal my account, they just hacked it

[proper gyro]

designs are pretty crap to be valuable

[formal glen]

[crude wren]

[proper gyro]

well...they its not their problem

to begin with its another service that's getting hacked

[fickle coyote]

Alguien habla español?

[proper gyro]

i.e google or fb, apple/huawei services

it was your job to keep them safe

[rich crow]

No.

The switch can barely handle the game.

[void bronze]

there are 5 apex predators on on the switch @proper gyro

how they get there

[proper gyro]

@rich crow saw mhr reddit and saw they said pc is filled with cheaters lmao

and switch has a somewhat larger playerbase

[ruby field]

Guyss

I updated my phone and i got this

d=(^o^)=b

(*^-^)

I have like 200+

[void bronze]

crazy

[ruby field]

Of this face(＾▽＾)

And others

[wind escarp]

Omg dude that's insane

You're lucky as hell man

[ruby field]

Wow funny(*つ´･∀･)つ

[wind escarp]

Better than Google pixel emojis, which is what I have

[ruby field]

(ﾟ∀ﾟ人ﾟ∀ﾟ)♪

Yh

[proper gyro]

moment

[ruby field]

(((ＵωＵ｀ )( ´ＵωＵ)))

[wind escarp]

Look up Google pixel emojis, it'll make you want to donate to me cause of how much you'll feel bad

[proper gyro]

might get switch for the metriod dread

[ruby field]

@wind escarp

Can i send u smth in pv?

[wind escarp]

Only if it's inappropriate

Nah I'm playing pls dont

That's fine

[ruby field]

I send a picture dont worry

[rich crow]

Yeah, but there's no PvP or competition so I don't understand their rage. PC in general is just better.

[wind escarp]

Yo is anyone here into reselling on the marketplace

[vivid ether]

Tabere kudasai

[rich crow]

Id plis

ID plis

[void bronze]

what

[woven tulip]

what

[rich crow]

what

[chilly hamlet]

Hi bro's

[dusky yarrow]

Hi

I have 100g
I buy fable box or I buy skins?

[rich crow]

Fable

[dusky yarrow]

Sure? :(

[rich crow]

No

Buy skins hahah

[dusky yarrow]

I want butterfly but it s bate100% and he give s me a rare skin. _.

[lofty kite]

Is wheel worth it?

[dusky yarrow]

I buy case and tommorow I buy 200 gold

[proper gyro]

should i gamble my money or pay rent?

[lofty kite]

Is the wheel worth it?

[proper gyro]

@lofty kite if you like losing money

yes

do it

[lofty kite]

xD

What shude I buy for 4000 gold

[rich crow]

A good looking knife

[woven tulip]

my ak tiger for 4000 gold

[rich crow]

@lofty kite scorpion scratch (the best choice ever)

[stray violet]

I agree

[woven tulip]

I agree

[woven tulip]

you got what you want

[rich crow]

https://link.standoff2.com/pl/profile/view/151222930

@rich crow free fire

?

Wanna play some allies feller

[coarse jetty]

Algum br x1?

ak, desert, aw

[golden sail]

How

[coarse jetty]

@rich crow

tu é br?

[golden sail]

Like bot banning any link

[lofty kite]

That a good deal for 4000 gold #📸│photos

[golden sail]

Buy flip knife/kunai/jkommando/m9/karambit

It’s will increase in price

[vivid heart]

Guys, I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[rich crow]

MY ID 151222930

[rich crow]

#🛡│clans

[rich crow]

what you want to play bro

Rank?

Disarming

I usually get 40 points in on game

[devout bobcat]

[rich crow]

I am level 41

[jolly fox]

🤯

[rich crow]

What mode is that?

[jolly fox]

Its zam

[vivid heart]

Discord server bro

[rich crow]

I can play as well

[devout bobcat]

Ima commit missing again.

[rich crow]

MY ID 151222930

[jolly fox]

I will help

Get in the van

[vivid heart]

What

[rich crow]

Lol

[rich crow]

I have on

[woven tulip]

box

[rich crow]

Tahat's what you're playing

?

[jolly fox]

Yes 🖐️

What is it?

Oh

ANOEN

[woven tulip]

πότε θα έρθει η μέρα

🦕

[devout bobcat]

I still don't see the promised chat we're supposed to get.

[jolly fox]

όταν συναντά τον σύντροφό του

[woven tulip]

what promised chat

[jolly fox]

Promised Neverchat

[woven tulip]

real

[jolly fox]

Where mods eat members

[woven tulip]

mfw

:mfw:

[jolly fox]

Vore

[woven tulip]

no wayeiyeiyeiyeiyeiyei

[proper gyro]

@devout bobcat did you ping me?

[devout bobcat]

🦘

No.

[jolly fox]

Eated

[jolly fox]

How ae yu

[devout bobcat]

After Effect.

[woven tulip]

check #ghost-pings

[devout bobcat]

Casually stealing my roommate WiFi cuz he would never know.

[jolly fox]

My underwear has experienced a bit of a crisis

💀

@woven tulip

[woven tulip]

cheese

🫕

🧀

[jolly fox]

Lets make sentences

[devout bobcat]

🐱

[jolly fox]

Thatd get us muted

But

[devout bobcat]

A cat is boiling cheese.

[jolly fox]

They wont

[woven tulip]

oh ke

[devout bobcat]

🦘

[jolly fox]

Like i did

Go

[woven tulip]

i

[jolly fox]

🫵

[devout bobcat]

Unfortunately you failed your mock driving test.

[woven tulip]

wait

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[jolly fox]

i wait

[proper gyro]

I don't use after effects alot

[jolly fox]

What's next

[woven tulip]

are we supposed to spell out a word or are we constructing a sentence

[jolly fox]

What ar after effects

[proper gyro]

X Æ -12

[jolly fox]

Construction of a sentence whose meaning should get muted

[devout bobcat]

How did you know my basement password?🦘

[woven tulip]

I

like

[jolly fox]

But bot does not deal in logical problems

[woven tulip]

boo

bs

🤩🤩🤩

[jolly fox]

You fail.

@devout bobcat 🫵

[woven tulip]

death sentence

[jolly fox]

Go

Its zharms turn

I think

[devout bobcat]

What?

[jolly fox]

🐔

[devout bobcat]

I didn't pay attention. 🐔

[jolly fox]

Dont wanna play?

🐔

My turn then

[devout bobcat]

Go. 🦛

[jolly fox]

You like to ingest auborogines through the wrong arpeture

🐓

@woven tulip

Go

[devout bobcat]

PROD-EU 🦛

[jolly fox]

He disapean

🪨

I disapean

[devout bobcat]

Anfortunatchely

[jolly fox]

🪨🪨

[proper gyro]

and it failed and you activated my trap card

[devout bobcat]

Someone just dropped his plastic plate. 🦘

[jolly fox]

Horrible sentence construction.
I win. You are now invalid.

[proper gyro]

L + Bozo activates when a user misspelled a word in their message

and with that + Ratio + Didn't ask active after L+ Bozo goes active

[jolly fox]

Major grammatical mistake

I win

Again

(vineboom)

[proper gyro]

-69000 LP

You lost

vineboom

💥

[jolly fox]

vineboom

[devout bobcat]

Literally Jesus.

[jolly fox]

I found Genghis dna in your genes

Asian=yellow=piss

🫵

o

I am yellow 😦

[proper gyro]

Caesar's opinion on getting stabbed

[ionic ember]

I got lucky

[jolly fox]

Everybody does

[ionic ember]

Check #📸│photos

[jolly fox]

Its a matter of perspective

[paper tangle]

vineboom.mp3

[devout bobcat]

Where are you hiding Lucky? 🦛

[jolly fox]

If you are alive

You can be considered lucky

🤯

[devout bobcat]

I'm going to steal your dad's catalytic converter so I can sell it to replenish my so2 inventory balance. 🦛

[proper gyro]

lucky chloe

[jolly fox]

(as you didn't have random heart attack)

[ionic ember]

I got an arcane graffiti of the battlepass

[woven tulip]

sum1 thought they could ghost ping the goat of ghost pinging!!!!

[jolly fox]

I turned your grandmother into my protein shake

[paper tangle]

[devout bobcat]

🧹🐈

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

wow congrats on 50g

[woven tulip]

how’s it going this lovely morning

[proper gyro]

👏

[paper tangle]

I just woke up

[jolly fox]

Its

[woven tulip]

nice

[jolly fox]

Not morning

Its morning

[paper tangle]

Gonna take a bathroom break

[jolly fox]

[paper tangle]

And wash my teeth

[proper gyro]

imma make rice ball tmrw

[paper tangle]

Make some food and then clean

[jolly fox]

[devout bobcat]

Stop flashing me from behind, roommate.

[jolly fox]

[paper tangle]

[proper gyro]

tuna mayo is the filling

[woven tulip]

huh?

[proper gyro]

[woven tulip]

watchumeanbythat

[jolly fox]

Im his roommate idk

[proper gyro]

@woven tulip also stop using light mode you ios bozo

[woven tulip]

oh nightly don’t mind the new channel that was added

[paper tangle]

Flashbang!

[woven tulip]

i hosted a poll

[woven tulip]

i don’t think so

[jolly fox]

Wher

[woven tulip]

lil bro got weak eyes!!!!!

[woven tulip]

my server

[proper gyro]

make nsfw vc

[woven tulip]

NO

[jolly fox]

You have server?

[devout bobcat]

Ik you're playing with that flashlight cuz your house doesn't have electricity since you committed monthly bills fraud. 🦛

[jolly fox]

I join

[woven tulip]

hed

ok

[jolly fox]

Link

[paper tangle]

My reaction to this conversation

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[rigid sonnet]

Alexa play free bird

[devout bobcat]

"Veganful Panther"

[proper gyro]

Alex

[devout bobcat]

🦘

Eat a burger with no honey mustard. 🦛

[jolly fox]

Alwxan

Iw ill not atry to be accurate in spelling

What the hell

:reaction:

[true current]

can someone help me with a banned account…its been a long time tho but i still want it back…someone got in do smth then boom, it gone

if u can contact dev or mods i would really glad

[jagged barn]

how to get gold for free

[vivid heart]

hey guyes

can u help me

i need eu discord server

[true current]

cant

at least u can transfer em

….actually idk

but i need help

[jagged barn]

bro i invested in

[vivid heart]

I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[jagged barn]

epic chibi peace

[true current]

…

[true current]

hmm FB would do

[rough minnow]

Hello guys

[rich crow]

Yo didn't i just fought you in defuse? I was the willhelm guy

[true current]

helloo~

[rough minnow]

How are you

[true current]

fine thx u~ u?

[jagged barn]

maybe@rich crow

[rich crow]

Your the one with the rock pfp right

[rough minnow]

Not bad

[rich crow]

Who are you

[jagged barn]

@rich crow i do t remember

[vivid heart]

I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[rough minnow]

Someone to team up in Santa Claus mode and farm xp?

[rich crow]

Yes you could get gold for free but with getting a good skin in boxes and sell them

[tame rivet]

bruh i hate school ,well my classmates , they are f-in aholes they talk behind my back and call me a bish just for not going to school bc i was sick , i literally almost went to hospital bc i constantly puked and i had nothing in my stomach

[rough minnow]

Huh

[vital girder]

If you play so2 on the phone but on mouse and keyboard u get banned?

Just asking

[jagged barn]

@rich crow ok

[rough minnow]

I'm new to discord

[tame rivet]

qnd they laugh about that

[rich crow]

My school starts at 7amm and I came back home at 6pm

[tame rivet]

and i might have to get a surgery again bc of my ear

[rich crow]

Thats usual, every school has people's like that

[rough minnow]

@rich crow Why the question

Lol

[rich crow]

Why not the question

[vivid heart]

I'm looking for a European discord server where they are looking for players and teams, help please

[tame rivet]

but not my whole class

[vivid heart]

hellllllpppppppppppp

[rough minnow]

Why not?

[rich crow]

Look for European people's and ask them

[rough minnow]

I don't know if you're looking for Spaniards

[rich crow]

Those are 99.9% clans

[rough minnow]

Or maybe people from France

[tame rivet]

what

[rich crow]

Because yes

[rough minnow]

Why?

[rich crow]

Sure, it's rare for a whole class to be against one individual

[rich crow]

Why not?

[rough minnow]

It is a question which leads me to rethink my entire existence.

I think about it all night

Why not?

[rich crow]

It's a paradox

[rough minnow]

Ye

Although sometimes if I wonder that

Lol

Have you ever asked yourself a question that no one can Have you ever asked yourself a question that no one can answer 🤨

[rich crow]

Yes, what's my purpose of everything

[rough minnow]

I once wondered

What I would do with my life as an adult

[rich crow]

so

are you an adult now

because you said once

[rough minnow]

Yes if haha

[rough minnow]

No

[rich crow]

What's the most downbad thing you guys did

[rough minnow]

Me?

[rich crow]

Including you yes

[rough minnow]

Laughing in the street when I saw an 80-year-old man fall

[rich crow]

nothing

[rough minnow]

Maybe other things

[rich crow]

im an angel

[rough minnow]

Lol

[rich crow]

🤨

[rough minnow]

I still remember that moment and it makes me funny

[rich crow]

Impossible there must be one even if it's not that bad

the worst thing ive done was break a glass by kicking it like the glass in the main building door yk i got mad because my cousin kept ringing the bell

i was 8

What building

that one

my dad had to pay for it

[violet quiver]

I woo’d a drunk guys buttom, once

[rough minnow]

That is unless you live under a rock.

[rich crow]

💀

[rich crow]

Where are you from

[violet quiver]

I was 14 dawg

[rough minnow]

..

[violet quiver]

Down bad Era

[rich crow]

Why

[violet quiver]

Plus he was drunk

Not my fault

[rich crow]

Why would you do that

[rough minnow]

Colombia 🇨🇴

[violet quiver]

I thought he was a she💀

[cobalt tundra]

This server gives 1 hour time out for swearing

[rough minnow]

U?

[rich crow]

[violet quiver]

He was facing the other way, I didn’t clearly see his face that’s why

[rich crow]

I got a week

[rich crow]

What's his reaction

[rough minnow]

💀

[cobalt tundra]

This server can translate fifty nineteen to french

[violet quiver]

No reaction man, he was drunk asf

It ain’t my fault doe

[cobalt tundra]

Translate fifty nineteen to french

[violet quiver]

He being thic af

[rough minnow]

Hey @topaz rune

It's you?

I just competed with you

[rich crow]

Nah bro you were 14 there's absolutely something wrong with you

[cobalt tundra]

Do it

[rough minnow]

I actually did something worse

I like my teacher's daughter

LOL

And he's 4 years older than me

[rich crow]

Falling in love with someone is natural

[rich crow]

That's ok

[rough minnow]

Yes but not 4 years older

[rich crow]

4 years older?

dawg

[rich crow]

My uncle and his wife has 9 year old gap

my parents got a 9 year age gap

[rough minnow]

I'm 14 and she's 18.

[rich crow]

Hey same with my uncle

[rough minnow]

[rich crow]

lol

[tame rivet]

why not just go and burn the schhol down? why not just kms? its not worth it , they force you to do things you dont wanna do , i dont wanna f-in learn whats the gravitasional pull force of the Earth , all of that to get a job where you do the same thing everyday , like robots . why not just live life? go out with the boys and do dumb shi , get cops called , do things you never thought you will , live life and laugh

[rich crow]

bruh

[tame rivet]

bruh

[cobalt tundra]

Why don't you translate fifty nineteen to french

[rich crow]

Would you ask me who's ligma

[cobalt tundra]

Nah

[rich crow]

ligma balls

[cobalt tundra]

I know him

[rough minnow]

Some people don't have any reason to laugh

[rough minnow]

Ye 😦

[tame rivet]

i think thats pedofile

[rough minnow]

Why

[tame rivet]

Why not make some

[rich crow]

yea but my mom started dating my dad when she was 15

its good as long as theres no

you know

🤨

[rough minnow]

And

U dad

[rich crow]

otehrwise my dad wouldnt be here

[tame rivet]

thats what is all about , make GOOD memorys,

[rough minnow]

Wait hopes that

[stray violet]

You mean 4 years colder

[rich crow]

i am so cold

🐅

[stray violet]

You mean told

[rich crow]

you mean fold

[stray violet]

You mean sold

[rough minnow]

Yes, I feel an attraction to her as she sings

[violet quiver]

I was going through a breakup yeah but that don’t matter

[rough minnow]

Beautiful

[rich crow]

you mean mold

[rough minnow]

She is the daughter of my music teacher

[stray violet]

You mean bold

[rough minnow]

Lol

[rich crow]

you mean stranglehold

[rich crow]

Why do you hate school so much bro, just went with it there's no other way unless you want to get away from your house. Tbh i hate school so much too i have 6 days of it and the assignments/homeworks they gave you is insane. I also got c on math and others standard score, for me is as long as I get standard scores then it'll be okay, no need for A+ and all that

school is good

[rich crow]

Why would you make a relationship when In middle school

[rough minnow]

Depends on

[stray violet]

You mean gold

[rough minnow]

If you meet a cute girl at your school it could change everything

As long as it is not so, everything will be gray and sad.

[rich crow]

Then she doesn't like you and get friendzoned

[rough minnow]

Idk

I don't think so

[jolly fox]

@stray violet

[rough minnow]

I'm 4 years younger than her

[jolly fox]

Erun

[rough minnow]

How would it be possible

[jolly fox]

@stray violet erun

[violet quiver]

Forced relationship but i ended up being in love

[rich crow]

Every things possible

[jolly fox]

L

[rich crow]

No

[rough minnow]

Getting their attention is hard

[violet quiver]

pain fr

[rough minnow]

In addition

[violet quiver]

But now im up

[rich crow]

Be friends, talk to her

[rough minnow]

I don't think it will do any good.

[rich crow]

the school I'm in right now is basically made for you to get a job like get prepared so it is very strict too

[rich crow]

How was it forced

you can get internship

[stray violet]

Embarrass yourself in front of the whole class. Simple

[rich crow]

ong

[jolly fox]

I pay you 20$ a week

[violet quiver]

She threatened me

[rich crow]

Wow

[jolly fox]

Wait

Its

Prosti-

[hollow plaza]

@lusty oracle you're with ID 300..03 ?

[rich crow]

The school your in actually teaches you life

[violet quiver]

She said that she’ll tell everyone that i R*ped her

[rough minnow]

I have been in the group for more than 6 months and at no time did I say an Word

[rich crow]

Pretty good deal

[jolly fox]

[violet quiver]

Even do I didn’t

[rich crow]

Make a move buddy

[rough minnow]

[jolly fox]

I didn't type anything wrong

[rich crow]

Tf was that?

[stray violet]

Do the next best thing, 1st degree murder

[rough minnow]

Try

[jolly fox]

No actually you get ehugs

[hollow plaza]

Where are the old mods ? Everyone left ??

[rich crow]

yeah except you still have one quadrillion subjects and if you fail one module and dont get it redone or getting accumulating failed modules youll have to pay 500€ or your parents will for you to get an internship

[rich crow]

No, Smash first then kill but if necrophile then the other way around is okay

[rich crow]

but its a course you chose

[jolly fox]

@rich crow

[rough minnow]

I'll have to learn to sing...s*it

I hate singing

[jolly fox]

Then dont

[rich crow]

I'm fine with it

[jolly fox]

Great

[stray violet]

Slit spit skit

[jolly fox]

This is now formal

[rich crow]

How much days of school you get in a week

[jolly fox]

8

[rough minnow]

Are you a youtuber?

[jolly fox]

Everyone is a youtuber

[rough minnow]

[jolly fox]

Just the fame differs

[rough minnow]

Ye

[rich crow]

Real

[violet quiver]

I had no choice but to accept man

[rough minnow]

Okey guys

[jolly fox]

Bro nab momen

[rough minnow]

Bye

[rich crow]

Why is everyone in my lobby everytime russian

Why

So annoying

[violet quiver]

not annoying

Wdym

[rich crow]

I mean

You cant talk to them

[violet quiver]

you can

[jolly fox]

Should've recorded the conversation and sued her for blackmail and mental assault

Be a chad

[rich crow]

If you write in english tjey answer in russian

[jolly fox]

Ruin her life 💯

[violet quiver]

Phones were not allowed in my school or any sort of devices

Asian school bruv

[rich crow]

5

[jolly fox]

Neither in my school was it allowed but its school.

[violet quiver]

Go google

[rich crow]

Do you guys know how to record on 60 fps but still play on 120fps

[torn flame]

.

[rich crow]

You shouldve said to her "now that we're couples let's actually do it" and then you do it and kill her in the process, throw her into a river and find a good schedule where your going to a vacation or something so that when they're looking for the murderer your out of the state

7 hours of dchool a day

[rich crow]

lmao

rip

mine allows

[violet quiver]

Then the cops would have questioned me

[rich crow]

but not in class

[violet quiver]

The flex💯

[rich crow]

but for some reason my classmates still use them

even tho you could get it taken away

[rich crow]

I got 6 days of school with 10 hours a day and it could be more