💬│english-chat

[violet quiver]

watchutambek

[radiant portal]

munenyo

[violet quiver]

[woven tulip]

nearly to tier 20, if i were to get this upcoming daily missions outta the way and do these 3 allies missions I would be at tier 22 i think

[radiant portal]

english?

[orchid root]

is store.standoff2 is the official site of the standoff2?

[violet quiver]

sock my pp please

💀

[radiant portal]

sock 🧦?

[woven tulip]

yes

[violet quiver]

S^^uck

[radiant portal]

S 🐦 uck?

bird eating S??

[orchid root]

can anyone help me to trade and get gold?

[woven tulip]

no se ingles, por favor hablos espanol? No espanol aqui?

[radiant portal]

do you want sum

[woven tulip]

algum esp?

[woven tulip]

you can't trade skins, and what do you need help with concerning gold?

[orchid root]

nah I'm talking about, to buy the skins for the cheaper and sell it for trade

[radiant portal]

i have sum in my van bro just hop in and get it 🤗

[orchid root]

profit* sorry.

[radiant portal]

the skins already got to cheap back then common skin’s costed 1 gold or more

[woven tulip]

ahhh, so you wanna buy low sell high?

[wintry flint]

M4a1-s bubblegum statrack is gonna be higher?

[orchid root]

yeah, but I don't know, what to buy and etc.

[woven tulip]

yeah that's kinda hard, you'll have to go around looking for AK skins with good stickers for a low price and sell them for higher

[radiant portal]

necro sm1014 is going up in 2 or 3 months its gonna be 200-300 gold instead 80

[woven tulip]

best to just invest into skins insteadd tbh

[radiant portal]

i dont think anyone can reach the end of a common skin in marketplace 😂

[orchid root]

if I gonna get the all rewards from the free pass and then buy the gold pass will I get all the rewards from gold?

[woven tulip]

if you were to reach tier 30 without buying the pass and then buying the pass, yes, you would get the 30 rewards from the gold pass.

[radiant portal]

its so long sentence but sooooo simple

[unreal sluice]

No, giverosegoldandmoney.c0m is the correct one.

[woven tulip]

no wayayayayyayayayayayayya

[paper tangle]

[radiant portal]

you mean No//.giverosegoldandmoney.c0m right?

[woven tulip]

real?

[paper tangle]

real

[unreal sluice]

Real

[orchid root]

i saw in the store.standoff2 gold is cheaper, but it's in rub, what if im gonna buy gold from that site, but I'm gonna pay in euros, will I pay the same price then in the standoff 2 in game store or not

[radiant portal]

you said the old one i think

[woven tulip]

i don't know how purchasing gold, tiers on the so2 store worls

[unreal sluice]

You give your ID and then pay

[orchid root]

I'm gonna give my id and you pay, deal?

[radiant portal]

îp**

[weak ivy]

-_-

[radiant portal]

im changing my name now cause of that message 😐

[unreal sluice]

[radiant portal]

now

[upbeat sonnet]

#📸│photos

[orchid root]

is there a discord server where it helps you to earn a gold with skins selling

[radiant portal]

whats its name?

[upbeat sonnet]

plss see

#📸│photos

Hack

[orchid root]

I'm looking for it

[radiant portal]

okay

[compact orchid]

Ive been having the same problem my enemies were like 10 hours and all of us 200+

So many hacker ngl

[radiant portal]

on allies its mostly radar i hate that

[unreal sluice]

[onyx tendon]

i saw a opponent that throws flash two times in a second

[paper tangle]

[radiant portal]

he for sure wants full flash somebody

[paper tangle]

he's making sure the players in that game were fully blind

[radiant portal]

are you cleaning my message??

[onyx tendon]

he throw 1000+ flash from start to end in allies

[spring cliff]

Ngl i need a bf lol

[radiant portal]

i want to say it but its rude

[paper tangle]

don't think we asked

[radiant portal]

ahh thx you saved my frustration

[paper tangle]

your most welcome

[paper tangle]

[radiant portal]

going into a „standoff2“ server in „discord“ and saying the general chat „i want a boyfriend“ is just like noboy asked

[real ocean]

But let her be mby she will find some👍

Good luck

[radiant portal]

no on discord nevarrr

[paper tangle]

so that she can manipulate him?

[real ocean]

Idc what she does with him

[real ocean]

True

[radiant portal]

but to „need“ a bf is not needed what do you need..

[paper tangle]

you have a point

[real ocean]

True

[woven tulip]

[onyx tendon]

when will skin prices drop?

[radiant portal]

nevar

[woven tulip]

when they drop

[radiant portal]

dont cry dont hope if you want it buy it

[weak ivy]

kfkfk

[onyx tendon]

wow, thanks for your detailful answer

[tame rivet]

Heyyy

[radiant portal]

it really doesn’t cost much to get alot of stuff and invest than you already have a account worth 100 just from playing

[onyx tendon]

im talking abt knife though

[radiant portal]

nevaar Extra

[onyx tendon]

extra worse

joke

[tame rivet]

i bought knife when they were relatively low , i bought Kukri Gold trim for 1140

[unreal sluice]

Maybe, maybe not

[tame rivet]

the last time i checked it was 1299

[radiant portal]

kukri is low price anyways its still 1k

[verbal imp]

Henlo @unreal sluice

[onyx tendon]

they should when new update released

[tame rivet]

Hi 02

[unreal sluice]

Noxyyy

[verbal imp]

Haii

Have u heard about uh

Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

What is it

[radiant portal]

wait what happend to kukri prices they went actually up

[verbal imp]

Tokyo revengers? Or something like that

[tame rivet]

tandof

[woven tulip]

people born in September, October are npcs 🔥

[verbal imp]

No

[radiant portal]

kukri is the worst knife for me cause i basically dont like it and the stab animation is the same as basic

[thorny burrow]

The prices of everything has increased by a percentage, it's because the economy is actually balanced right now

[verbal imp]

Frick u ong

[unreal sluice]

Heard yes

[tame rivet]

im glad im december xd

[thorny burrow]

When the new collection is released, prices will fluctuate

[woven tulip]

idk what u talking aboutbbbb

[radiant portal]

do you hate someone or what?

[verbal imp]

What's ur opinions about it

[unreal sluice]

Not seen lol

[verbal imp]

I ain't no bot 😠😠😠

[verbal imp]

Dem

[woven tulip]

brethren must’ve been granted life on a date that is in september :pointandlaugh:

[unreal sluice]

Does no one read my bio before sending me friend requests

[woven tulip]

nah

[verbal imp]

Idk if I should recommend it to u cuz idk if u like those sorta animes

Anyways

[radiant portal]

its so random

[verbal imp]

Ong mom should've shidid me out 7 days early

[woven tulip]

proud to be born in april 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[thorny burrow]

Mom toook a big fat shi

And then you were born

[radiant portal]

i was an Accident

jkjk

[unreal sluice]

[verbal imp]

They blind fr

[woven tulip]

what’re they dming u about

[verbal imp]

September best month shuttup

[radiant portal]

yes how are you? my name is They

[paper tangle]

[unreal sluice]

Sometimes transphobic/homophobic messages. Other times something random or sending me links to weird sites

[paper tangle]

lucky you

I want to troll but no one sends me a dm

[radiant portal]

winter to have birthday is best time

[unreal sluice]

[verbal imp]

I can send dm 🥺

[tame rivet]

you literally said when i opened your bio

[woven tulip]

nah it’s just seems like 50% of the population is born through August - October

[radiant portal]

ahh yes

[paper tangle]

[unreal sluice]

My nitro ends in 6 days so no worry

[verbal imp]

The other half?

[woven tulip]

every other month

[unreal sluice]

It’s my fav colour aswell my bio

[verbal imp]

Moment

I dont have anything in my bio

Let them dm me fr

[paper tangle]

me when July:

[thorny burrow]

I'm also born in July

[radiant portal]

how is that character named in middle on ur profile

[tame rivet]

im still on pending 😔🔫

[woven tulip]

bro dodged a bullet

[paper tangle]

what

[woven tulip]

i been getting dms from some gullible people tryna get me to join some servers for gold

[jovial cargo]

.

[verbal imp]

^

[woven tulip]

as someone who once moderated one of those servers, they’re a total lie.

[unreal sluice]

Same fr

[woven tulip]

watchu pointing at

[verbal imp]

Delete ur message.

[tame rivet]

Bruh , the background of your bio , there is 5 anime character , he asking whats the middle ones name is

[jovial cargo]

Need Team
700h
+2y exp
Tur/scrims exp
17 y

[woven tulip]

mfw when Several people is typing

[radiant portal]

look in #📸│photos

[verbal imp]

To your msg but v1w blocked me 🗿

[agile radish]

My standoff 2 account was banned for no reason, I did not do any cheating, cheat add-on or file exchange in any way, I invested a lot of money in my account. ID 108332109

[paper tangle]

sorry bro I'm multitasking

[paper tangle]

Rimuru

[tame rivet]

cleaning the floor?

[radiant portal]

ahhh yes the slime that was once a man

[paper tangle]

(its an illustration of the Light Novel)

[verbal imp]

I wanna go home

[tame rivet]

you've done it so many times i think you are Elite in it

[woven tulip]

no

[verbal imp]

Only if I could deice

Srive*

..

Drive.

[paper tangle]

[woven tulip]

i sentence you to live in Barbados

[tame rivet]

i sentence you to survive 2 hours in Hungary Miskolc

the place where they steal out your teeth if you smile

[woven tulip]

living in any country in west asia is bad enough

[tame rivet]

Bangladesh

[paper tangle]

The ocean

[verbal imp]

No

[tame rivet]

Point nemo

[compact orchid]

A po vjen?

[verbal imp]

I been here for too long

[tame rivet]

idc

[woven tulip]

move to colombia

[radiant portal]

No

[verbal imp]

Lemme go cali

[tame rivet]

north korea

[verbal imp]

I wanna visit ewalk

(Real)

[woven tulip]

@stray violet

[paper tangle]

real

[woven tulip]

bro is working now so he wont respond

[radiant portal]

ahh alot will change with ur body

[verbal imp]

Imma sleep in his truck

[woven tulip]

as long as you don’t visit the slums

[paper tangle]

his Ford 150 truck

[tame rivet]

suprise

[woven tulip]

wher is the F

[paper tangle]

[paper tangle]

we just like to call it like that

[thorny burrow]

Meth-150

[radiant portal]

thats me waiting on screenshots timer to respond someone

[jovial cargo]

Kush je edhe qfar clani

[verbal imp]

Yes

I sleep on the bed

Of truck

[compact orchid]

Je dal prej clani t rionit?

[jovial cargo]

Elct u mshel moti

[paper tangle]

@compact orchid @jovial cargo if you want to speak another language please dm each other instead of here.

[verbal imp]

Good good feel

[woven tulip]

once i acquire a pick up truck it will be my duty to drive around 11pm with my headlights at the highest brightness

[tame rivet]

holy moly , thats a good ahh car

[jovial cargo]

Sorry

[compact orchid]

Sad

[verbal imp]

Pov: you are a truck driver

[woven tulip]

brooooooo my neighbors got these 2 annoying asf’ dogs who just bark at you whenever you go outside

can’t wait to move outta this place

[verbal imp]

Give them a bone

They will shaddap

[woven tulip]

give them a piece of turkey laced with rat poison 🔥

[tame rivet]

if you do that i will personally find you and give you some of that

[radiant portal]

K nightly and Zero Two is just clearing our frustrations im so thankful

[verbal imp]

[woven tulip]

you would grow to hate them too if you were in my situation, they’ll run upto you barking at you.

just tryna take out the trash mane

[tame rivet]

nah , i love dogs i almost died to one when i was 5 XD

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

"Our"

Dam didn't know it was like that @unreal sluice 💀💀💀💀

[woven tulip]

🤨🤨🤨

im outta the loop

[radiant portal]

[verbal imp]

5:38

[tame rivet]

the neighbours have a dog that constantly escapes and comes to our house to try and kill our cat but she just outsmarts him xd

[tame rivet]

but idc , i hate cats , bro made me get grounded

[radiant portal]

you know its simple to make a axe?

[woven tulip]

5:39

[radiant portal]

a cat made you grounded💀

[verbal imp]

5:40

[tame rivet]

i promised i will never hurt a dog or any animal after my first dog died

[radiant portal]

ok

[verbal imp]

Imma be 100
I love dogs but I will kill a dog if I have to

[woven tulip]

if i were to get a pet ima just get a prairie dog fr

[verbal imp]

Peta be like

[verbal imp]

No

[radiant portal]

i had a dog for 5 years but my father gave it away to someone else and i was fine with it

[woven tulip]

or some type of bird

ima get a crow fr

they smart

[radiant portal]

Milk 🥛

[verbal imp]

I love Chihuahuas
Gimm3 one of those shiis

I dont mind big dogs but

Only dog I owned

Well breed of dog

[real ocean]

[woven tulip]

when i take my full bread dog to the duck pond

[radiant portal]

didn’tidoitforyou

[woven tulip]

🥖

[verbal imp]

🧦

2 dog

[paper tangle]

why the long face

[woven tulip]

snog

[verbal imp]

Sad doggo

😔

[radiant portal]

✏️

[raw iris]

Guys have 13 days until the end of the new pass?

[supple ermine]

A efe kdfkf

[rich crow]

A horse walks into a bar

[rich crow]

Yes

[woven tulip]

and the bartender says “who tf let a horse in here”

[kind pewter]

Reis promo kod muhabbetini biliyor musun?

[woven tulip]

@silk kraken

[supple ermine]

Knak@kind pewter

Knka@kind pewter

@kind pewter patayla alıyonya

Odur

[kind pewter]

Bu internette videolarda bedava yazıyor da yalan heralde onlar ozaman

[paper tangle]

English only, dm each other instead

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle wh

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo at

[modest valve]

Hello

Is bedir back yet.

[verbal imp]

He is

Y?

[viral hazel]

@rich crow Hello, can you unban accounts from standoff 2 because I was unfairly banned, I didn't use cheating or anything ban code 1002

[paper tangle]

he was here

and then banned

[verbal imp]

L

[modest valve]

Not gonna work

[paper tangle]

Hel can't do anything about that.

[modest valve]

Man

[verbal imp]

What's the code for boosting?

[modest valve]

Huh

Like ban

?

[verbal imp]

Ban code I mean

[paper tangle]

5002

[verbal imp]

Hm

[modest valve]

5002

Bruh

Yeah

[verbal imp]

Idk what to say then

[paper tangle]

[short hearth]

easiest way to get a knife?

[void bronze]

buy

[short hearth]

no

[void bronze]

yes

its will literally take only 1 minute

[rich crow]

Buy gold with your money

[verbal imp]

Then good luck getting one then

[paper tangle]

Ga

[rich crow]

(impossible)

[void bronze]

ga

its almost

[paper tangle]

🧋

[void bronze]

6am

[short hearth]

anyone allies?

[verbal imp]

I'll pass

[rich crow]

Me but omw to school 💀

[short hearth]

hell no

[verbal imp]

Sigh

[short hearth]

…

@verbal imp

1v1 me

[verbal imp]

Y?

[short hearth]

so i can put u in a pack

[void bronze]

pack of what

[verbal imp]

Focus on ur yt channel

[rich crow]

"Skadi parkour"

[paper tangle]

i think a pack of nothing

[verbal imp]

Never been a pack

Cuz he never had one

[hexed igloo]

@paper tangle m

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo c

[short hearth]

i just see a bunch of scared kids

[timid folio]

The knives of the pass will be purchasable on the market?

When its over

[verbal imp]

Yes.

[mystic jetty]

.

[modest valve]

No.

[compact orchid]

Yes

[modest valve]

Well ofc. That's just a dumb question.

[compact orchid]

[noble dagger]

[timid folio]

Ty @compact orchid @verbal imp

[verbal imp]

What

[paper tangle]

it was for the question that he asked

[void bronze]

there's a crackhead at the bus stop

he's insane

[verbal imp]

Np

[void bronze]

mf just sit there laughing and talking to himself

its scary

[verbal imp]

Walk away

Slowly

[unreal sluice]

[lime trellis]

Why did a lot of cheat user suddenly appear in the game? Is it just my luck or is it the same for everyone?

[void bronze]

yeah

[icy wadi]

Looking for gw?

[paper tangle]

give him juice

[void bronze]

what

[rich crow]

.....

[void bronze]

i dont think he needs water

[rich crow]

he needs pi$$

[paper tangle]

he needs some apple juice

[void bronze]

nah he's insane

[next ocean]

nah he is just talking with tyler durden

[void bronze]

no way

[next ocean]

fr

[proper gyro]

wow i missed like 4 alarms some how

[void bronze]

aaand he went on the same bus as i am

wow

[paper tangle]

good luck on the bus

[icy wadi]

Wanna somebody join gw with 54k golds?

[compact orchid]

Whats gw?

[icy wadi]

Dm?

[compact orchid]

Ye

[stray violet]

Giveaway

[paper tangle]

real

[stray violet]

Real

[proper gyro]

i do be getting ghosted by my classmates

[queen rune]

Quick question, what level are you on the pass?

[icy wadi]

Eee

2

[tight river]

Cf standoff2

[oak turtle]

Hi

[woven tulip]

“ Andrew Tate Owns Cringe SJW Feminist 🔥 “

By TopGMentalitySchool🐍

[woven tulip]

he’s speaking to a real one

[unreal sluice]

Videoclip “what colour is your Bugatti”

TopGMentalitySchool opinion: owned

[woven tulip]

real

🧀

bro is speaking sausage

[jagged solar]

Howed you know?

[woven tulip]

i am a wise one

[unreal sluice]

I find these name accounts kinda cringe

[woven tulip]

[woven tulip]

it’s just a bunch of keywords

[unreal sluice]

Not just name but the accounts overall

[woven tulip]

yup

[rich crow]

Hello

Does anyone have goold for the cheapest knife If so that can u give it to me pleaseeee

What

[acoustic nimbus]

My cousin keeps watching floptok on YouTube

[half willow]

Hello

[gilded edge]

I officially uninstalled Standoff2 all because I have to play 115 ping and I can't kill anyone because it always rejects me for the first 5 shots, even if it's a headshot, Plus competitive is mismatched I get to play with kids who never played a game

I'm a standoff 2 hater

[half willow]

I'm Brazilian and I'm selling my clan for 500 Gold, with 10 members, anyone interested?

[void bronze]

russians with 300 ping

[gilded edge]

@rich crow I have aim, I shoot 3 seconds more before him but he rejects all kinds of shots to the head and body

It's no use aiming for the head because I only have 7 seconds to kill someone because my ping drops to 86

I already have the development options to lower the ping and everything but it only lowers 10 ping

[paper tangle]

[meager cypress]

ping sucks

[verbal imp]

Sigh

Finally home

[woven tulip]

floppa?

[acoustic nimbus]

no

[woven tulip]

pain

[verbal imp]

No

I love home

So im happy

[meager cypress]

home is a warm place

everytime

[acoustic nimbus]

My home is my dead dogs grave

[meager cypress]

oh

sad

[woven tulip]

never stayed at a place for no more than 3 years

[meager cypress]

why

[covert wraith]

Damn dude i hate ridin bike here

Got hit by 2 cars in a day

[queen rune]

what level are you on the pass?

[woven tulip]

21

[hexed igloo]

like the savage guy?

[woven tulip]

financial problems

[woven tulip]

Shéyaa Bin Abraham-Joseph

[hexed igloo]

Sir Savage the 21st

[woven tulip]

some kid on a bike hit my car today, i hate living in central america

[versed belfry]

@woven tulip

[covert wraith]

What are you calling kid fool

[woven tulip]

some kid

idk but he hit another car aftwards

pretty crazy

[woven tulip]

📳

arden is online!!!!!

my father has finally visited me once again!!!!!

[versed belfry]

omg!!!! @woven tulip

@woven tulip !!!!

@woven tulip ¡¡¡!!!!¡¡¡

[covert wraith]

Welcum back

[versed belfry]

@woven tulip tell why u never sleep🤔 everytime when i open this chat... YOU ARE EVERYTIME CHATTING HERE .__.

[covert wraith]

:cyberpunk_keanu:

[tiny patio]

Hello is there any codes that was real?

[versed belfry]

what do you mean with "codes"?

[tiny patio]

Promocodes

[versed belfry]

😐

💀

[tiny patio]

🤌🏿

[versed belfry]

what you think you get with promo?

codes*

[tiny patio]

Knife

Okaay I am j9king

[versed belfry]

😐

[tiny patio]

Who tf gives someone free knife

[woven tulip]

i sleep about 7-10 hours a day

[versed belfry]

🥺
👉👈

[tiny patio]

7 hours?🥸

[woven tulip]

they’re all mostly real, except all of them are redeemed / expired

[tiny patio]

3 hours

[versed belfry]

Hey cheese... drop me knife
🥺
👉👈

[woven tulip]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nah

[versed belfry]

😔

💔

#Brocken heart

[tiny patio]

Guys how can I give someone golds?

[versed belfry]

#derperessed

#flyhighbro_lilpeep💔🕊️

[woven tulip]

tell them to put up a skin for a VERY specific price, and then either order it or scroll all the way up to find it.

[woven tulip]

specific like 107.32 gold

[tiny patio]

Okay

Thx

[versed belfry]

damn bro you have alot of work for that if that gun cost like under 10G

[tiny patio]

Yeah really

[versed belfry]

Wtf... Kukusha and satoru gojo💀

[woven tulip]

yup.

[versed belfry]

anime characters?

[woven tulip]

why you should pick something that has under 1k orders on the market

[versed belfry]

🥲🔫

[tiny patio]

Mine is death not anime character

[versed belfry]

oo

okay

[tiny patio]

Panncake do you want 30 golds?

[versed belfry]

Bruhh... keep your golds! you dont need skins to be good

Dont use ur money and be god like me😎

"god"💀

[tiny patio]

Well do you want friendly fight?

1vs1

[versed belfry]

I have been very sick last week and i played only couple games but why not

[tiny patio]

Okay

[versed belfry]

give me ur id

[tiny patio]

43997037

[versed belfry]

👍

i know this gonna be hard as F

[paper tangle]

[broken ridge]

I threw a req

I wanna spectate

hoe

[woven tulip]

you think you Napoleon

[verbal imp]

Hm

[woven tulip]

ζ

gl

[broken ridge]

Goodluck bbg

[burnt bloom]

Ss

[broken ridge]

You’ll be fine

😘

[versed belfry]

@tiny patio damn

you played so well

[tiny patio]

Thx you too

Your very good at ns

[acoustic nimbus]

I’m watching miku dance

[versed belfry]

With awp you hit ur noscopes 100%

i didnt take anything but game was 12-11 i win with awm

[tiny patio]

How much fps do you have? Panncake

[versed belfry]

locked 60

[tiny patio]

i had 120

Well 119

[versed belfry]

damn xD

[woven tulip]

have you heard of anybody named “bedirhanelz16” ?

hmm…

alright

just a dude that’s been ban evading

has made well over 20 accounts in the last week

seems like it

[burnt bloom]

@silk kraken

[acoustic nimbus]

Miku was in her Mexican era

[woven tulip]

?

[burnt bloom]

U are ax?

[paper tangle]

What help do you need?

[acoustic nimbus]

The movie avatar makes me giggle

[ruby kayak]

Hello everyone

[acoustic nimbus]

No

[woven tulip]

yes

[ruby kayak]

What no?

[woven tulip]

i am

!!!!!

[burnt bloom]

Its only yo ask about how to get the elite role, bcz im trying to do It but the bot they dont give me the role

[acoustic nimbus]

I choked on my juice bc of u

[burnt bloom]

Im sorry xD

[acoustic nimbus]

It’s okay

[stray violet]

Can I get a listen?

. 👉 👈

[acoustic nimbus]

no

[paper tangle]

Ah ok, DM ax with evidence that you are an Elite

[burnt bloom]

Okey, Thanks for everything ❤️

[paper tangle]

No problem

[woven tulip]

@paper tangle the nightler

would you be willing to play a allies game

[paper tangle]

No.

[quaint lily]

bonkers

Night doesnt even play

[hexed igloo]

i play his account

[hexed igloo]

come before my next class up

nevermind that sentence

she came

i mean she came

i mean she came to class

[paper tangle]

@hexed igloo P

[hexed igloo]

P

blackberry mail

[verbal imp]

Nightly doesn't play the game in general

[woven tulip]

how i got him added

[woven tulip]

🐧

[woven tulip]

you what

you still up for it

[verbal imp]

U said u wanted to play allies right?

[woven tulip]

yeah

[verbal imp]

Alright then

[woven tulip]

ok 🐧

i’ll play like 3 games rq

[hexed igloo]

nah i cant

[brittle knoll]

🦛🦕

[fresh patrol]

Hi y'all

[rich crow]

So many kids being toxic today in US south

[wraith wyvern]

how do i make a complaint?

[verbal imp]

Crazy

[crystal bane]

Hi

[woven tulip]

i genuinely hate sandstone

wish it was taken outta ranked

so damn tired of every allies, comp game being sandstone. Literally every game

[broken ridge]

You can choose map

[woven tulip]

and wait 15 minutes for a game that isnt on sandstone

[broken ridge]

True ig

[verbal imp]

Yeah we can choose but
We ain't getting no games

[broken ridge]

Oh fr

I just found out today you can choose map that’s why

[verbal imp]

since 99.9% of the players play on that goofy map

I rather play zone 9

[woven tulip]

been in queue for 10 minutes and yet to find a game on breeze, rust, province

[verbal imp]

with a teammate

[woven tulip]

at this point? me too.

[verbal imp]

The map is brain dead but at least its playable with a teammate

[obtuse dagger]

#📸│photos

[fresh patrol]

Nice combos

Ngl

[devout bobcat]

🦛

[woven tulip]

got a game on province and went 8-1 🙏

didnt mean to respond to u mb

[verbal imp]

está bien💀💀

de todos modos dame m9 dg gratis

ahora no vuelvo a preguntar.

[obtuse dagger]

@fresh patrol appreciate it

[covert wraith]

@woven tulip i dont like the eggnot

Eggnog

very strong liquor flavor

😭

[verbal imp]

Is my Google translate Spanish good?@covert wraith

[covert wraith]

For what

[verbal imp]

No I'm asking if its understandable

[covert wraith]

Yes

[verbal imp]

Poggggggg

[covert wraith]

Voy a cocinar

[fresh patrol]

A

[covert wraith]

Brb

[fresh patrol]

Cya

Ig

[verbal imp]

cociname unos huevos

[fresh patrol]

Con pancito tostado nwn

¿

[verbal imp]

lmaooo

[woven tulip]

DAWGG

[verbal imp]

Got locked out for a second

Hi@woven tulip

[woven tulip]

my 3rd mfing legendary spray

yet not even an epic gun skin

[verbal imp]

Si

[fresh heart]

Algum br afim de jogar?

[verbal imp]

Are u really gonna grind all 600 lvls? @hexed igloo

[fresh heart]

Acho difícil ter br kskks

[woven tulip]

nah the stuff i drink aint like that

[verbal imp]

Not even at lvl 50 and I wanna die

I want to kms

[woven tulip]

southern comfort egg nog is the rs

[woven tulip]

he lying

no sane person will ever do ts

[verbal imp]

imaginer

[hexed igloo]

i would

[woven tulip]

would, you can’t

[verbal imp]

40 lvls in and

[woven tulip]

it will degrade your mental health

[verbal imp]

I'm burnt out

[woven tulip]

your relationship with the outer world

[fresh patrol]

Yo, better akr treasure hunter or new knife + glove combo?

[hexed igloo]

level 50 now like 7000
that 7 game of mad santa
which about 5m so like around 1h and 5m to level up by 1

[verbal imp]

Knife an gloves

[fresh patrol]

Can u help with?

[woven tulip]

if i go this whole battle pass without getting an arcane sticker, gun ima be pissed

[fresh patrol]

I am very indecisive for shoping skins

[verbal imp]

This ain't it chief

Imma be 100

[woven tulip]

very least just gimme the m9 bayonet or kunai

i think the kunai will fetch some gold

[hexed igloo]

my ass' when i have to grind 76,000xp to level up from level 402 to 403

[verbal imp]

Like no double xp game mode??

[verbal imp]

I'd go insane by then

Since I'm

[hexed igloo]

a minor

[woven tulip]

ain’t even made it to lvl 50 and it already be feeling like that

[hexed igloo]

the fog is coming

[verbal imp]

Fart a way from going to the deep end*

[woven tulip]

it will kill us all

[verbal imp]

I think I can

[fresh patrol]

Dm??

[verbal imp]

Done giving suggestions fr

[verbal imp]

Sure

[woven tulip]

what race of balls do you suggest taste best?

[verbal imp]

.

I wouldn't know

How about u

[hexed igloo]

the balls stretch when it's hot

[woven tulip]

@rich crow would

[verbal imp]

[woven tulip]

average Portugal resident

[woven tulip]

this is real, i think

[verbal imp]

Pull tf upp!! @rich crow

[fresh patrol]

Friend req sent

[woven tulip]

at tier 21, nearly to 22

[hexed igloo]

it's easier to shave your balls when its cold

would you ever get tha fazed up fade on them balls?

[woven tulip]

in a heart beat

taper fade?????

[paper tangle]

wax

[verbal imp]

Pp fade

[hexed igloo]

can you wax your balls?

[woven tulip]

1 way to find out

[verbal imp]

Lets try

[woven tulip]

:wahhgone:

[hexed igloo]

damn

[paper tangle]

[remote mist]

Somebody wanna play 1 vs 1

At standoff 2

[woven tulip]

first man to wax his balls

[paper tangle]

its michael jordan from 2001

[woven tulip]

holy sh**t

[hexed igloo]

there has to be at least 1

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

No times 2001

[woven tulip]

is it really mikael jordan

[hexed igloo]

there's gotta be someone who wax their buttocks,

[woven tulip]

LeBron james is better than you!! #kidfromakron 🤴🏿

[woven tulip]

i believe some people do

[hexed igloo]

would you?!!

⁉️⁉️⁉️

[woven tulip]

i just feel like someone regularly does it

[void bronze]

get lazer hair removal

[remote mist]

One time I am gonna Winn him

Promise

[void bronze]

england america

[woven tulip]

<

[remote mist]

Okay you wanna try play standoff guys

[woven tulip]

el chapo’s son’s flight passed by like 20 mins ago

sam966

[covert wraith]

Que huevos?

Answer: Este

[remote mist]

Si

[covert wraith]

Mfw you said that
😭

[woven tulip]

seems like the flight is in virginia

[covert wraith]

Really?

[woven tulip]

yes

coming from mexico city

[covert wraith]

Mexico rn:

[woven tulip]

SAM is short for Special Airforce Mission

[covert wraith]

That shi is really bad there

[woven tulip]

no way el chapo’s son isnt on that flight

[covert wraith]

And that is not the first time

[woven tulip]

yeah it js

[covert wraith]

Is the second, the first time they let him free

[hexed igloo]

it's not Strong Arm Machine!???? 😢

[woven tulip]

those animals will do anything for their cartel leader

[woven tulip]

naw

[covert wraith]

Lil pump said on instagram: free him

💀💀

[hexed igloo]

bro he fell off

[woven tulip]

buncha little kids thinking they’re funny be saying that

[hexed igloo]

not as hard as xan tho

[woven tulip]

last time i saw pump was when he was caught F’ing some girl on a flight

[acoustic nimbus]

Goodnight people

[hexed igloo]

last time i heard of him was he released a song with a spanish rapper or whatever

[covert wraith]

Gn

[covert wraith]

El Alfa?

[hexed igloo]

i think

[covert wraith]

And sech

Sech was from my country

I dont like his music tbh

[hexed igloo]

i can't remember cause that song was bad anyway

[woven tulip]

sechs

[covert wraith]

When he said: andamo' ruleta en una camioneta

[woven tulip]

yoooo Luis I’ll be going to Panama Tuesday

[woven tulip]

panama city

[covert wraith]

That genre is Dembow (from puerto rico or republica dominicana)

Those place

[covert wraith]

Cool, isnt bad at all

Just dont go to san migelito

Insta death

Many friend got stab there

Bcs there is a metro line which arrive there

[verbal imp]

¿Qué quieres decir con huevos?

[covert wraith]

Bad spot lol

[covert wraith]

Estos huevos

[verbal imp]

no tienes ninguno

[hexed igloo]

the real final destination

[woven tulip]

i’ve yet to see a spanish speaker actually use upside down question mark

[covert wraith]

Lmao fr

[verbal imp]

más como dees nueces

[woven tulip]

blatant google translate!!!!!!!!!

[woven tulip]

BAHAHA

GOTTEM

[hexed igloo]

Lol

[verbal imp]

Google translate is fun

:}

[hexed igloo]

:}

[woven tulip]

my favorite game to play is google earth

[woven tulip]

nefarious smile

[verbal imp]

When u got her like :}

[verbal imp]

Exactly

[woven tulip]

i can’t relate

[verbal imp]

Same

🤧🤧

[woven tulip]

me waking up sad that I don’t got a GF knowing well I don’t even know how to approach a woman

magenta male mindset

[verbal imp]

[hexed igloo]

be the girl

kinda worked for me

[woven tulip]

no

[hexed igloo]

nah it's self-contribution

[verbal imp]

I think yes

[woven tulip]

i will not go that far

[verbal imp]

But will u do it for 6 million??

[woven tulip]

yes

[hexed igloo]

be like that guy who married hatsune miku legally

[verbal imp]

[woven tulip]

i will marry a female version of myself

[void bronze]

huh

[verbal imp]

What the ga doing

[paper tangle]

[void bronze]

im

[verbal imp]

😳

[void bronze]

working

[verbal imp]

quick hide

[paper tangle]

he's at the bus

[hexed igloo]

that's what i said

[verbal imp]

Remove all the evidence

[paper tangle]

next to the crackhead

[void bronze]

coffee ing

[paper tangle]

he's a barista

[void bronze]

yes

[paper tangle]

[hexed igloo]

3d

[paper tangle]

3d

[verbal imp]

Oh yeah
What did the crack head do @void bronze

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Did he follow u

[void bronze]

nah

[verbal imp]

😳

[void bronze]

i got off the bus before him

the bus was crowded too

[paper tangle]

did the crackhead scream

[verbal imp]

Th

[void bronze]

nah he just laugh and talk

[verbal imp]

I heard

Bang*

[void bronze]

of what

oh

[paper tangle]

he do the what

[verbal imp]

Maybe someone got rocked

[paper tangle]

I think the

crackhead

[verbal imp]

Didn't heard a vehicle revving up

[paper tangle]

do the crackhead stuff

[verbal imp]

Imma hide in my bedroom

[hexed igloo]

was it hot

[verbal imp]

He can't find me there

[verbal imp]

Probably

[molten wagon]

brasileiros aqui?

[paper tangle]

No

facebook

[molten wagon]

xd

[paper tangle]

[molten wagon]

ty man

[paper tangle]

[molten wagon]

who you from?

[rich crow]

🤙🤙🤙

[molten wagon]

oi vida

oia pv

[rich crow]

Eu nao soy br pero me gusta muito brasil manito

[keen karma]

Anyone allies S4+

[verbal imp]

I'm good

[molten wagon]

ah, ok manito

sex?

[rich crow]

Yes

[keen karma]

No ban????

[paper tangle]

If you're going to speak Portuguese please speak in each other's dms

[molten wagon]

NO

[keen karma]

Why

[molten wagon]

is just a joke man

calm down

wtf

[rich crow]

Nao nao amigao that was a short conversation

[verbal imp]

Cuz it's the rule?

[molten wagon]

i from brasil

I'm not good in english

[keen karma]

Nobody carws

[paper tangle]

[molten wagon]

so I can't read the rules lol

xd

[keen karma]

Its a discord server not so serious

[verbal imp]

好吧我不在乎你是

[rich crow]

Don't be sad because there's ballers

[molten wagon]

'-'

[rich crow]

[molten wagon]

ok

[paper tangle]

adren literally goes around banning people that speak other languages

[molten wagon]

meteu essa?

[keen karma]

Lifeless dud

[paper tangle]

im just giving out a warning before anyone gets a ban

[molten wagon]

I can teach you some Portuguese

want?

[keen karma]

Thx for that

[rich crow]

[verbal imp]

Mfw i just spoke in Spanish earlier

[paper tangle]

he lives on his own, its better not to insult him now.

he already got insulted by someone who keeps doing a ban evasion

[keen karma]

Who is he

[molten wagon]

I will teach you how to say I love you in Portuguese

[paper tangle]

a normal human being like all of us

[molten wagon]

"vatoma no seu cu"

[keen karma]

Lmao

[paper tangle]

[molten wagon]

it's an affectionate way of saying i love you

[keen karma]

Can u @him

[paper tangle]

he's asleep right now

won't get up in a few hours

[keen karma]

I mean what his @

[paper tangle]

a lobter

[keen karma]

@gilded wing ?

[paper tangle]

that's someone else

[keen karma]

Nvm then

[hexed igloo]

I, Louis Karsen the 3rd will report this act of criminal to the Community Support by mentioning a fellow member of the following group

[keen karma]

😱

[paper tangle]

his name be Louis

[verbal imp]

I did nothing wrong onggg

[paper tangle]

he did something wrong

[brittle knoll]

🐇

[broken ridge]

Comp slow asf

[paper tangle]

[covert wraith]

[paper tangle]

fat rat

[covert wraith]

Imma start the second part of spy x family

🐢

[cedar talon]

I didn't even know it came out

[covert wraith]

I always wait till all ep release

Too lazy to see one per week

[cedar talon]

Same

[brittle knoll]

🐢

🦕

[broken ridge]

Comp anyone

[rich crow]

me

[stray violet]

Onggggg

Bro goes online and thinks he sigma

Ldren

Ldren after he closes discord:

Bro got a yellow role and think he a big tough guy

@woven tulip what you gonna do when you find him on the streets⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️

[autumn scarab]

@keen vortex @storm scaffold @digital hull Is there a way to talk to you? Game bug issue

@stray violet eu kk

[paper tangle]

Don't ping devs

Use the Helpdesk instead

@autumn scarab use this link

[hexed igloo]

<@&473212329643737098>

[turbid plover]

bruh

[rich crow]

Helo