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same
iPad 9th Generation 60fps
oh damn im with my iphone 8 60fps and destroy tbh
I dont think we talking abt the same thing 🤣🤣
Phone is so bad for games

only anime I’ve fully watched in years, only time I’ve ever bothered to read a manga.
yes i go from a country where some of my family lives back to germany where i normally live
Nice


i really want to buy a ipad cause im really interested how good you can get cause i know you can get very good with a larger device
Bruh, i think i would never get legend even if i played all my life
Elite was my max

minimum fingers for phone is 2 and max is 5
I had 2120 mmr in s1 and 2067 mmr in s2
I would buy a console if i was u
U will get bored 1 day
for ipad you can go up to 10 or 8
From so2
iPad is good
I have iPad lol now
Damn nice
Thx
i will not only play so2 do you think i will buy one only for so2???
I started playing before s1
i played a bit in standoff on guest account and then i got in season 1 but lost my account and then again in 2 or 3rd season but i stopped till now
Don’t waste too much money for a device only for playing so2, i made that mistake
i mostly used to play critical ops
im not dumb ok?
Just to inform u in case u actually do buy one 🤣🤣
I bought an iPad
if i buy one i will do many other stuff with it. i will boost the performance battery and gameplay
How will u boost the battery and gameplay?
U will get bored
and i really regret getting a iphone cause its only good for protection
a iphone 8 for 300€ and now its 160€
it just half in price
U can get ur account banned
oh my bad
Ye its ok i made the same mistake i almost got banned
bur i need buyer :((
Ye nobody wanna buy that, i tried all
Are the new daily missions easy?
What bug
They did not give me the welcome pendant for the update
Hm I don't think I can help you with that
and I played the update since it came out
ok
Bought or got it for christmas ?
That's quite a big differenxe
Oi
I dont know found in this page
In the page not found information about the bug
i had a person who sold it for 1100€
And i wanna get this pendant
Whaaat
yep you heard right
Needed this pendant, never get one
people really buy everything
if your video blows up on tiktok or youtube you will get so many people asking if they can buy
♾️➕️♾️🟰16
no its 88
No its 2♾️
so its 28
♾️➕️♾️🟰2♾️
Bought, last year in October
Noob
So
U missing out defuse alone is boring since theres lots of bots, in comps it's more of a challenge and bigger fun
Moment
Bigger fun 🤣🤣 no, how do u call comp fun bruh
What happen if standoff dont give the charm of this year?
Well u gotta focus and it's more challenging I enjoy it more honestly, in defuse I'm just raging bc one guy is skinhunter other two are bots and the fourth is afk
Comp and fun doesn't go together
Then u didnt see whats comp in elite and legend rank 💀
Unless ur winning
How am i supposed to play with 3 fingers without my finger hurting
I played my whole life in between champion and elite ranks and its broke my mind
Even legend
I like challenges, also no I've got to g4 and that's my max so far.
How the heck do your fingers hurt? It never did for me
Its not even about challenges lmao, sometimes ur just ment to lose
Sometimes ur just here to die and accept in elite rank
Where can i get a promo code?
🍞
dropped 71 kills first try for the mission
bro is mad someone dogged him
you think they wanna lose the hat?
Just finished fire force
He advertized for subos
The ending for Fire Force is unexpected
have any of you guys seen monster?
If you watched an old anime you would make a really big realization
Sadly no 
The one with Johan liebert?
yeah.
Soul eater?
Ye
No sorry. Heard it’s rlly good tho
They is same author
makes sense.
Of fire force?
Ye
Moment

Ochpochmak
lwleleelele
Ochpochmak
dis u? 🏟
😡
aint neva lemme catch u mad in this chat 😭🙏⚠️⚠️
i will turn that frown upside down ⁉️⁉️🙅♂️🙅♂️
Gn males and females
Are u from support?
gn

Do you know my friend with who I can talk for on reson ban

Yes
How can I contact axelbolt grupp do you know
Where can I find it on Discord cuz I cant find it
@silk moth dm this bot
gah damn 🥀🥀
braa 💀💀💀
wait ima show you something 💀
if ill find it
@rich crow bro i live in turkey
and
in there, they sell ronnie mcnutt sausages
just look to it
dawg
nah he died? 💀
damn i heard that from there
💀💀
i would laugh at every call 💀
DAMN
its fricking lit mate
im gon make it mine
O que acontece se eu fazer um craft só com skin que tenha strattak, o que acontece?
dayyummm
Make that 3
😏
Nah
🤭
What
🥺
👉👈
why all trans people are being nice bruh literally theres no rude trans 💀
i want rude femboy
new career

Hello
hiii
@unreal sluice do u know a rude femboy
OwO
I’m a slave now🥰
Who?
A rude femboy
Uwudance 
No

login on tor rn
Damn
Slave
Damn
Bro doesn’t know the year 911 happened
💀
rip him fr 🙏🙏🗣️🗣️
Oi
I was forced to block someone ☹️
Hay
Who?
The dude that liked me and called me a bad girl☹️
Fack
he forced to block someone he was only 6
Why were u forced to block him?
Bc he didn’t respect my boundaries 💀
Oh ok. I thought someone else forced u
Someone did
me
I was threatened 💀
That’s not good
im back from drowning myself
Yay ig
Don’t drown yourself anymore
what why
It’s not good

so
Btw are u risk taker?
ya
Oh ok
im matching users with my friends
I hate it
Oh okay
imma go starve myself
ok
Don’t
50$ if u starve to death
50? bet
70$
Stop encouraging others to harm themselves
bro
Bro which one do i choose
0.12
Me bc I’m a kidnapper
You prob like 10 years old
Me bc I’m a slave
Ya
Okay
Me bc I’m a person
@paper tangle yo give a knife u know im not ur friend but imaginary u knoww
me bc i killed my all family and called the police so waiting police to came i was loving them so much bruh why i did this...
No.
nice.
Me bc I called the police on my mom and got her in jail and she put me up for adoption and then she got hit by a car and became a speed bump
depends on if their organs were good and fresh
umm ackshually cutting people in half with a chainsaw and selling their organs in deepweb isnt so good 🤓

you could probably get 1.8 million outta the human body
it’s against my morals 🤓🤓🤓🤓
How the hell does kd lower me if I don't play????????'
skill issue
I robbed someone’s Amazon box
broke issue
No it’s just they had a plush
get ya money up not ya funny up ‼️‼️‼️
What funny
idk just saying focus on getting your money, not becoming funny.
Anyone wanna come kill me
if you want just kys' and wrote my name to your forehead its boring to came ur house bruh....
2 kidneys profit
take the kidney, heart, liver
Shout-out to me, the best driver in California. I be putting numerous lives in danger every day
do you drive to states in the south east
californian drives car???

@rich crow loving the abt me🥰
cap u dont even have driver license
they drive teslas
They're my next targets

😦
pick me up
🪦
Best driver in ohio☠️
a fate worse than death is living in an irrelevant state 😖😖
Bro lives in south dakota
i cant imagine going on the road just to hear idle when they sending
he's not californian
Least funny man in ohio☠️
Ah okay
even worse
Connecticut
Average kia in milwaukee
wdf is south virginia
average discord user in Oklahoma
The southern part of Virginia
average state knowledge in south carolina
me realising Wyoming is not from china
Average prison sentence in luisiana
average “bro” in Louisiana
bro said luis
@covert wraith
people live in Louisiana????
Ion live nowhere near Merica
☠️
Most sane Nebraska residents
Average heat in alaska
bro tryna sneak nabraska
Average Ohio resident
why did i lose kd? @woven tulip
Average resident of springfield
He tryna sneak Pennsylvania into the theater!!!!! He mad!!!!!@woven tulip
mental issues
Average questions in nashville
People in Detroit
.
Black people in paris☠️
cool
don't play any game and download kd
did i hear penis' 😦⁉️⁉️
bro sent the whole states
who tf lives in Illinois
I’ve never heard of Delaware
3 people
Wisconsin☠️
Nobody lives in Delaware
Where is vermont sound like a french city 😭
I lose kd when a game is deactivated?
What happen
Luis
did you fall
I know that I have almost 7 k hours, but why did I lose kd if I didn't play
Bro has 7k hours
Riders in north dakota☠️
Thats a question?
bro has 7k hours 😨☠️⁉️

but did you fall tho
Yes
Well ion know i didnt play for like a yearbor thwo , and nerver lost my kd
send me your id i need this screenshot for my life insurance
Average play time in oregon
you mean idaho
Pensylvania 😭
Name: Luis
Country of residence: Panama (💀)
Missouri
Nah i prefer run over people than fall down
depression
that's lame
That's why I've been playing for a long time and suddenly I change my account and I see that I lost kd
i want to see you fall
Porshe Panamera☠️
You're maybe on the wrong play mode
nice vans, but did you fall
Vans Classic
update
Like maybe you're on ranked KD page
I dont like the new ones
go get some Jordans
Expensive
in ranked I did not play and I lost kd
i gift u
no 💀 (with rizz)
Jordan neva made that move bruh
||Ohio||
sane
Well ion know i cant help you with this one ☠️
No way 1 millions people live in Delaware
it was me my bad g
How tall is u @covert wraith
and it costs a lot to keep 2 of kd in ranked and suddenly down to 1.94
Maybe cuz games got canceled
damn
Jordan made that move??? 🏃🏃
Im black
Me too
So i can use Lakers Jersey
We r
The Jordan logo be like: 
Ayo
bros
So why didn't they give me back my kd, if they gave me back my kd that I lost to hackers I would have 2.30
Only? I got the pass ☠️
Light skin to be specific
got that codm exclusive bundle deal
just got invited by a girl to prom😘😎
Do the lightskin stare
he thought he could live in Detroit without being shot!!! he mad !!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ion know they prob only removed the kills xd
bcuz
Your friends, go said that in chicago
wtf is a Chicago (with rizz)
Yeah , he alr with you sayin it i wouldnt have any problem if its not in a disrespectful way
Ida
a nice city (i want you)
Lmfao sending him to death☠️
It’s a planet
😦😰
look at screenshot
my rizz scares people, W or L?
W
@rich crow where the kills and death come from ☠️
10/10 rizz
bro listed off my state 😭 💔 can’t have shi in [ ]
Bro lives in Cuba
lemme show u
French word for piss

Ida
that’s rizz @covert wraith
I discover new words everyday
@stray violet thats cap
Proof
Pipi


@mellow rover because I have more deaths
My confusion is reaching high levels rn
aw nah bro i aint live in cube 💔💔😭😭
🕋
With no rizz
Yeah i just realised my bad i forgot to check the amount of games played
I need to discover the meaning of that brb
lil bro i am
The Rizzler
Rizzly bear
The boy who cried rizz
Abraham Rizzcoln Adolf Rizzler
Rizzy Neutron
A degree in quantum rizzics
Barrack Rizzbama
Need a rizztraining order
Anakin RizzWalker
Rizzard of Oz
Lord of the Rizz
Performed a rizzerruction
Rizzosaurus Rex
From the village hidden in the rizz
Offering rizztituation and rizzarations
Glenn Rizzmire
Rizz Khalifa
Martin Luther Rizz
Kamala Harizz
Rizzy Hendrix/ Jimi Hendrizz
Rizzilicious Rizziliguous
Rizziologist
Rizzillionaire
Rizz Ranger
The Rizz reaper
Yes but look
He's gonna open bing
me when chat flood! (gtab)
Blackberizz🔥🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾
Dam man you got a whole blacklist or what
i have more :you:
Shopping list
Say black in your native language
Antoine RIZZman

what's wrong with standoff's matchmaking?
why do people with the name quinn always a male
Catfish
@mellow rover but it does not appear that she has more calves
Finna see other males rizz techniques🔥🔥🙏🏾🤘🏾
hello
yo I've been in 3 comp matches
that failed
you get muted for anything nowadays
They desperately need to take vote kicking out of this game
They somewhat fixed that
I just got vote kicked out of a match where I was 2nd top frag for my team
it's the server, i couldn't get into comp matches too

Bros said "thank you for carrying us"
😭
Fr fr
To be fair the guy that started the voting was the top fragger
He was like 20-10
But the rest of the team was going negative
you'll still get the mmr
And they still kicked me for some reason
no
🐡
truly a new discord issue
I hope so
how do you guys get kicked during solo queue, i've never get kicked like that
You do not exist
They're simply better/worse than you
I have the new discord and it does crash sometimes

That makes 2 of us
applied a job as a pizzaria security
Good luck on your first day (night) 
Objective: survive the night
Pov: Its 5:59 but u don't have enough battery to close the left door because you used up all your battery


🐓
Popodak running towards ct sound effect but it sounds as if he was giant and heavy
And then he just stops and looks
that means you queued with hackers
huh ??
yeah
Yeah
man not my fault to go to game and some hacker randomly come
🐓
I zinc
he zinc
me when unmuted
i love zinc
the m9 is okay
rest is
mid
🐓
would you like the pass if you got a free ST arcane m4, and the arcane sticker outta it? Maybe even the jKommando?
maybe even the arcane charm too?
would you like it at that point?
The m4 sucks
The sticker is trash
The jkommando is a joke
And the charm is absolutely terrible
i would like the pass not the skins
there's a difference
it’s mid
This too real for me
Forever
sticker is trash
they got lazy with the sticker and charm
So2 players downloading and using hacks: 
So2 players getting boosted by their hacker friend: 
So2 players being toxic in-game: 
So2 players scamming others on the market: 
Also so2 players when they get banned: "i didn't even do anything
"
this clown as s community in a nutshell
Absolute clowns
want the easy route yet they dont want the consequences
hard road is easy, easy road is hard
this isn’t true, it just sounds cool
<@&623865280208175104> <@&473212329643737098> <@&473217460586414107> would be funny if you guys pinned this message

Pin it hel
he asked politely

truly
the opps gave blud a bubble bath and forced him to have a jolly day 😭🙏🙏💔
this do be a so2 moment
so2 community: We want report system!!!
so2 community when report system is added: 🥯
Live axlebolt reaction: 🥌
they’re***

so2 community when a good anti-cheat is added: 🔩

nuts
they don’t even bother to find out themselves
ambatanuttttt
that's nuts
Mfw they finally added a report button that everyone said the game didn't need
you’re gonna make me go nuts


Le so2 reddit been asking for report system for months
"I want a report system
"
add gyro ples
i play babji and i ned gyro
Does bibj have gyro
what does that mean, i need an immediate elaboration


I'm angry now
:4kclueless:
without me? (with rizz?????)))
rizzed up
nahhhhhh 🤣🤣☠️☠️
Dam
brizzed up ⚠️
rizzled up ⚠️
im
Franklin D Rizzevelt
Queen Erizzabeth
Kyle Rizzenhouse
Walt Rizzney
Signed the declaration of rizzdependence
From the state of Rizzouri
Rizz Al Ghul
Corona Virizz
Rizztafarian
Rizzie Smalls
R(izz) Kelly
Rizzil War Veteran
Rizz and Morty
Gerald of Rizzia
Alvin and the Rizzmunks
320kbps
128kbps
1 GB per second type shi
🦕
16K HDR Upscaled 240Hz 8D audio
i havent taken a shower since last year!!!
Can i
too early
Ain't no way today is the 29th
Get a whiff⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️
if ur dreams big dawg 🙏🙏🙏⚠️
tbh it aint even a proper report button
its literally
me wit makima 🔝🔝⁉️💔
💀
bro i had to explain to someone how to send a video file to report on the site

"You thought I was feeling you? You a munch" moment
im a munch
mfw it said right there and they were blind

theres a word missing
Nintendo
We don't have Mega's amazing instructions anymore
wii self destruction
the report button and is literally used for one thing
So its useless
that just shows they really dont like putting a real report button
so the report button is just used to report cheats, specifically?
Do you really think it works or is it just a troll
Would be more useful than that goofy ahh site
E
E
EEE
doubt it does💀
(real anticheat moment)
it literally takes 2 clicks to report some one
i dont have any problem using the site
I do tho
That's less than what it takes to check someone's hours in the game
Click report > "are you sure this person is cheating" [yes] [cancel]
nice report
apart from the fact i usually have to record the whole match and cut it upto the bits it shows the blatant cheating, but that only takes a minute or so.
ion wanna go on some goofy ahh site to report something when I can do it in 3 taps
I zinc
i zest
lemme hop on game
He zest
and use the report
Report me
wow no insta queue
its like noon here bro
It's like
gn
how do you guys
suck
but when
that moment when you

it's 30 December
happy new year
2022
i just reported one for an example see in it on anons server
me saying bad morning to the teacher
silly
21
Shut yuh goofy ahh up mxce
@verbal imp see anon server
i love 2019 part 4 🥰🥰

Get a hobby 😳

probably be still broke
youre 13
Bro just killing the vibe
You weren't even born yet‼️ ‼️ ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
doesnt stop americans from getting a glock
see
Imagine being born after the year 2005
Americans are real??!
weirdos
No
sadly i am
Myth
boohoo
thank goodness
they only exist in movies
like

avatar
not today
movie idk
06?
avatar sucks anways
ye
avatar 😭
what
Oh dat aint bad
what avatar are you talking about
oh
Bro just say profile picture 😭 😭 😭
Ded
im dead
He's dead
Anyone playing right now ?
🪦


He's ded
he a cripple man
😔

obama

1 doler
trash game
and you're done
man has low standards he likes trash
Imma keep it 100
I don't wanna read your rant
i love this server
its almost 12
i mean you like so2 so your standards are pretty mid but okay dud
you love this server even tho you don't text as much?
i text
i dont
i’m doing it rn
hm you were pretty quick to defend it
just because i play it doesnt mean i like it
bro what..

i prefer not having rants
here
that's all
oh too bad
truly
i am so cold
exactly how does one exploit stand-off two
rank match in south asia takes too long to load
no
nah
damn
not fortinaity
😭
babacii
id rather kms
whoa suicide isn’t a laughing matter bucko
my grandmemaw did that
game found yet it takes too long to start like 5mins
what a tragedy
yeah
so sad
very
my last exam today
yo how you exploit so2
praige
PFFFT
exam is in 4days
get better at aiming
didn’t ask
U have exams.
yes
am best aimer
me
exploit = skill issue 

yes

yeah
hes bordering ukraine
yea i’m in hawaii
he on an island
that's not bordering ukraine
yes it literally is








