#💬│english-chat
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@brittle knoll i am so cold
🦕
I recon he's the only person who will not fall for the unfunny emojis.
hel really doesnt have balls
🐔
that's so damn vague
Just say the name

of course she doesn't 😠
es un dinosaurio
Balls are in fact really expensive around here, cracking about 10$ in most cases.
I have fallen and I can’t get up
just say the name Hel please I'm disintegrating here

I remember being down bad for a ugly man
stop with the punctuation marks bro every time I see them I read the whole message as if it sounds like Batman
😭
wdym by that? 
stop hiding it
we know what you made my search up last week
I remember my friend being down bad for a man with a hairy chest.
Hel if you do t reveal this persons name in 5 mins , imma go drink the unknown substance under bed thats probably been there for 25 years
You will have to figure it yourself, with some spooky sound in the background I leave the chat.
🦕
It better not be lean.
es un dinosaurio
I'm not Sherlock Holmes. 
look adren is unfunny

so it's not him
I want skin to be silky smooth with least to no body hair
its glowing neon green so i dont think so


The whatsapp potion is real.
I'm straight but if one day I suddenly turn into a female I wouldn't mind
Become one.
Hel are you really going to make me do this
still won't date guys tho 💀
only 2 mins left
Yes, I must figure who was the funny one so they can be unfunny.
maybe
turns into lesbian


like Sherlock Holmes when he's drunk on a Friday afternoon

One of us will be unfunny for the rest of eternity
It could you
I’m not funny at all💀
smoke tea leaves to release the inner british within you innit
Just a lame loser tbh
it could be me
and become

Have a nice one soldier.
sherlock holmes
He became the unfunny
NO
Blu spy's head splatters
Blu scout proceeds to reveal he is the red spy
its time

how did his head splatter

shotgun
Is that the drink from among us.

it was put in a platter

i dont know , i hope , or it could be something worse
yea i forgot that they also copied the gun but like you cant use it as a spy when disguised
only your knife
How I wish Standoff 2 has 2 major seasons per year

Halloween and new years

💀
well it wasnt that bad
no like the competitive seasons where they release the actual new content
🤨
I wish there's two in a year even if only one of them introduces content
CheesyToast lore.
so thats what that green liquid was
That was the end of the CheesyToast lore.

We certainly need a story for standoff 2
No.
what're you an ER fan
technically there is already a story
its about terrorists and counter terrorists
the story is you playing or what you are playing
what, Emergency Room?
Nah S2
Here's the first episode of Season 2 of Cheesy Toast lore.
I don't know who this mans is so I don't care about the lore
moment
🦕
yeah , i can still feel it in my mouth
imma just write a quick script on the new trailer
why do you drink the puke
of course its sticky
When is the new season ?
2023
in public you have to you cant just puke on the ground
i give you permission to puke on the ground
so i puked , im hungry af
I second this
i mean on the street , okay but in like a mall , or a shop
I'd still puke in the floor if I had no options
Seriously ?
Yeah there was once that i couldnt hold it back
okay but in like youre hanging and youre about to fall down off a skyscraper
bro the newest season barely came out half a year ago
im kind of lucky bc there is no skyscrapers in Hungary
3months ago
Damn too long
damn attention span too small
3 months ago?
Hel tell me , was it worth it
s4 released somewhere around sept
Hel is playing Monster Hunter Rise wth
suprised its rise and not world
I'm too lazy to install world and play it again on 20fps.
bruh , its 2:38 , i feel like a bag of you know , and want to kms , but the thing probably gonna do the job for me
hi

a bag of puke
that works too , but i meant the other onr
HEL
nah im tired idc about who is funny , imma go watch some RCE
Have fun. 
I ran into a wall
hows it going hel, good day?
hi, how can i report a cheater pls?
Pinned messages.
@verbal imp comp later?
Good one so far, thanks for asking. Hope you're doing just as well.
okay thx
Algún español?
english chat
Depends how I feel

get off on you?
Less gooo ewalk
woahhhhhhhhhh whatttttt theeeeee heeeeeeeeelllllllllll
?
Lemme see the ak
When winter update is coming ?
Gotta get my phone
Hel you still not gonna say who is funny?

I already reported the cheater, thanks for answering me
I’m laughing like a clown just bc my sister got her pc taken away💀
sold even
Do you have promo code activated yet?
Heyy
Bro what is your picture
Anyone wanna do comp
It's babe with skull head😁
🤨
Hey
I'm not a boy
Oh mb they
Who
🤦🏽
rosa a girl type name
@honest wadi who are you fat man
lmfao I’m not fat

Bro, what's wrong with you😆
I'm mad
You being in here
mf you wanna argue with someone do it with someone who got you mad
Leave the server
Nah you good gang
I ain’t leaving and I won’t stop texting until I’m bored

Ight then get straight with your sentences
The update
Christmas
what
Its roughly gonna be next week for the update to happen
How long does each season last?
I'm doing 
someone said 1 year but that’s just wrong season 2 lasted not even 11 months
it lasted 9 months I just wanna a new season
roughly 2 months
oh fr?
yea around a year.
thanks
its around a year or within the year
thanks guys
Check out the video guys #🎥│so2-videos
no

It wasn’t even funny
I've been playing the game from 2017 to NOW AND I ONLY GOT 1,253 SUBSCRIBERS
I’ll check your channel
Thx u
Who lxrd
I shauwn shot it
And I saw your message saying yeah? Or something like taht
I know you changed your stuff
Bruh
Gold
gold what
3
Oh nice
I’m on Smurf I’m champion but on my main im Phoenix
it’s so dumb how I get bad team on main
Bruh
Not going cap
We know
ok
what tf can you do with my ip
Anything you can or wanna do is a crime
I really don’t care lmao
🤨
I got a VPN on
hi @brittle knoll
🤨
Bro I don’t care
And we did nothing
yuh Ik
🐡🐇
So what you did when you stopped trying to bully me?
because you guys did nothing to affect me
And he ran again
what the hell did I read
I did nothing it was brother that did not like you
the small one?
Nah but you started it and then you just saw it was funny asf
Was
?
It was
What you saying
It was funny tho
yeah
your lil bro was funny
I saw your channel early this year* and I saw his channel he was still posting me
The rabbit isn't behind the blowfish
I think its better if you guys take it to the dms instead of here
ok
🦕
You right
It's just a matter of perspective
@brittle knoll wanna play comp
@paper tangle should i stream me making my script in anons server?
i think no
I’m bronze 1 with 0.02 kd
No
Ok
Damn so it's like they're strictly unfunny, it's like a law 🐡🐖
It's the brand
Unfunny Emoji™
You

Or Hel
I guess im unfunny
🦕

Saying something so specific about the unfunny emoji means Hel knows the person really well
I sold all of my weapons.

I sold all of my caps collection
no need
Starting with hitting the gym
Eating a salad
And
Taking steroids, chugging down 2 jars of whey protein
💪🤨🫵
💪 🤨 
Pig
🐓Pig pig pig pig

Baaaa
nice sheep
Thinks
He thinks
Think you 🐇

flop
👻

Legend now on one of my smurfs
nah I’m jk it’s my friend acc
i feel like a small majority of legends got boosted to that rank
i need year of the tiger gloves
moment
Yo
hi
idk today tho
today?
Yeah today
how long was the queue time for
Do I know you
comp
Less than a minute
I played in west Europe
For fast match making
Usa Allie’s is fast
I need to find someone who searches east US comp
not comp
U tryna play allies w me
Sometime
Wait is it skill based
matchmaking
With rank
...
On allies
cuz im unranked on allies so if ur ranked idk if we can play
sorry for lat response
I’m Phoenix on that and I won’t lose it
I can play with Smurf
anyonr trying play rank (ranger/champ)
idc if I do bad there
I’m bronze 1 with 0.02 kd
Can I play
go to game
Ok
Bf2042 is so boring ong
ok
131635564
u coming?
ya
oh hi bomber
hi
✅
Sorry for wasting your time no get mad at me 👩🎨
🧙♂️


🥛
Alguno q hable español?
Welcome back
@stray violet
cap
yes
what scripts
hot winter party
da goated pfp is back


:fat_rat_i_stole_from_bush_lmao:

joined 2019 with only 1 message hmmmm
2
3
4
anyways yeah selling accs against the rules in this server fyi

nah he tweakin
advertising is not allowed
nah he tweakin
i bet i could get $30 outta my codm acc
got 2 leggy guns and 1 leggy operator, bout 6 or so fully finished battle passes too.
don’t ever waste your money on any tencent games, paying upto $100 for 1 skin is absurd.

this me

me n you
add a third

me, you and fading

me, you, fading, ewalk
I’m crying

me, you, fading, ewalk, nox
can't go beyond 5
big sadge
its gonna delete it
1984

just add another row
tomorrow ima finish the transformers series fr
also on my christmas breakkkkk
feels good
new music is good but Ivan's music still hits harder

they need to find a quirk that makes the new music recognizable
hip hop is goated n all but nothing will beat hymns 😔 💔
like how the soundtracks made by Ivan have the interactive sound effects
because I swear you give me a blind fold and make me listen to Project Pandora/Hot Winter and the S1-S4 OST I would only recognize the latter
S1-S4 and the events inbetween has OSTs that makes me go "Oh this music is from Standoff 2 it slaps hard"
but the new ones lost character


yes
loved the Z9 music
i want to hug a seal
gn
Gm
casual defuse anyone na
Guys which gloves should i buy? Among the new gloves which came out yesterday?
What yall think is the best? 
🫵👦
Who plays with me 1v1?

new day
which knife u got
gotta see if you got anything that can match
Anyone wanna play standoff

How i report player?
What button should i press to defuse bomb?
Sorry I also don’t know

Anyone wanna play headshots only
Always land one my face
he drops by
the shoot button
Exactly
u lost
How to throw gun

@woven tulip also where yt channel
And kill opponent
can anyone give me 0.14 g i want to buy a skin
shoot button
anonymous has no vids
the anonymous channel checked it out if you were posting. none🐔
shoot button
i will at one point 🦛🦛🦛
throw button
Literally up at 2 am rn
bruh
Why cant bronze rank play with ranger rank wth
My eyes hurt
cuz
Dark mode be hurting my eyes in the middle of the night
lmao
Cuz why 😵💫
vids be taking too long to upload fr
ima have to upload em from my computer
becuz
Listening to blah blah blah by oozes
oh
don't America have good wifi?
🐓
yeah but idk how good my wifi is
i be using at&t
Bro I almost passed out from using dark mode
300mbps for 55$ meanwhile us we pay 29$ for 200mbps
wifi is good imo
wifi might be a little dookie but my data make up for it

also the reason my wifi is so bad is cause I’m far away from the router
@woven tulip you decide if its a W or L
I almost threw up

Anyone wanna play headshot only w me
Silence 
remind me to test out my wifi tomorrow
.
by making wifi with magic
ofc
But magic didn’t exist when wifi was made
Who said that
can you see wifi?
Yes it is
explain how
Bro stfu
how bout no.
They put wifi in box they have a device that has wifi duhh
modem?
Всем хай
people be out here seeing the wifi radio waves frfr
Evryone who's taking to you is just losing brain cells @proper gyro
im probably too old to have that mutations ong ong
so? i am purposely degrading you.
ку
bozo tryna get in the convo being toxic
clearly doesn't not see the very obvious sarcasm and vagueness
Anyways
When did season 4 start?
September ish
Bros trying to get attention
the self awareness is unreal!1!1!1 congratulations.
Anyways they put wifi in a little device and then put it in a wifi box
nah
Ya
Modem works as a converter 🧠
more so the cable but eh
Good morning bros 🔝👆🏼☕️
I ate the cables
cable transmit data modem converts to wifi
Usually after ☕ it goes ⏬
bet that bozo dont even know what wifi means this very instant
Here comes the hurricane 🥰
Already depressed after comp games in the morning;-;
телоооо
Thx :))
Katrina katrina
Bros trying to begin another conv
Nice
The hurricane
I would like to add a function to standoff2 when you can glue stickers on weapons without skins
i hate going to compe in china/south asia because im getting russian kid teammate with bad K/D makes me lose
i prefer going to eu servers
Hi
Ok
I just met a 2 hours of playing account, with 100% headshot rate.
he just have a better gaming chair

guys I'm russian I'm learning english please don't laugh I'm just learning now I'm writing through a translator

and what does it have to do with mines I didn 't understand the joke
he said your translator is accurate than his
What
Searching girlfriend 7- 8 years i have 22
🤫
who plays standoff2 for how long
Me
In 2019 i play Standoff
I have 2000 hours
sup
daymn

And I have been since 2020
Hi
Normal day in Ohio
jadougie
goofy
someone is playing allies ? +master
Anyone wanna play?
me
Dm me
Кто поможет в Союз звание поднять?
Oh no
Ищю тима
Anyone wanna play
Кто хочет в клан играть битвы кланов 153468227 id голда до феникса
Anyone wanna play ?
Ji
someone is playing allies ?
.
@wooden zephyr
Го в клк
Клан
I need like 50 points to hit gold 4, can someone play competitive?
43 points
@rich crow 😏
?
Idk why i did tag u
Is there any working promo codes ?
yes
So no codes
yes
So wait promo codes are a real thing
buy gold
?
or grind the battlepass
I always thought they are fake
and sell them
they are real
I’m trying to get the tanto restless or year of the tiger
but we are tired of people asking for them
One time i found one in the internet and it didn't work i thought its bs
nah it was either used or fake
We’re do I find the battle passs
Did u ever encounter a real one?
oh there is no battlepass at the moment
It will be soon added to the game
Thanks for answering all my questions
yeah but i was too slow
someone used it before me
it was dropped in a stream
Oh alr
Thanks for letting me know
yeah
Damn I'm in a bit of a dilemma
So i bought a sweater
And it fits me fine; a tiny bit small, but fine
Feels more like a shirt
But the thing is, it's kinda long; almost like if it were made for tall, skinny people
then isnt it just a long sleeved shirt?
are you short and fat
So I bought a size bigger, to see if it were a bit looser
And it feels better
But it's longer
And a tiny bit too big
Which one do I keep
damn

I need 9 points to reach gold 4 help pls 🥲
Oh thanks
@rich crow I a fols you 4 golds
Huh
ignore him
All the sweater i own are 1 size bigger than what I am (they were gifted)
🤨
They are supposed to be bigger
its true
Keep it as a gift
get good y'all
Put it on the wall
Sure thing man
frame it
Proud bronze player
Hii
😤
yes
Greetings

ку ку
Now playing **Darude - Sandstorm** 📻
Bruh i thought that was a raichu with the 🏴
Isn't that poland
the what
but like x4
🏴
I live here
Is not a good place
oh
I agree with u
i am not sorry then
Bussed
Bo ohw’o’wo’er

Crisps
sounds like a german word
I would like some crisps along with that
English is a Germanic language
top of the mornin sir
I’ve never heard someone say that

Top of the mornin to you ladies
Anyway I wanna move out of England when I grow up
Poland
thats ireland
When greenland isn't green
And iceland isn’t ice
is that India
Nope thats ireland
That's india I knew it
🇮🇹
🇮🇳
This is italy
Iceland is greener than Greenland and Greenland is icier than Iceland
No matter what Philippines is still Philippines
Dayum
No its greenland
thats gl
That is iceland
Greenland
💀
This is 🇷🇴??
Gigachad
Romania?
Yes
Romania or that other country
Looks similar to belgium
Their flags are similar just the brightness in colours differs
I forgot
minnesota
Molodoa
Moldova :)))
Yes
Cf ba
🇬🇵
Its sun
Român???
Da
🇬🇵
LoL
English only here
😂
Ok
Ok
Me so2 ID:73991006
По русски давай
does anyone one of us know a promocode that i can use??
🏳
can any of you give me a promocode??
jesil ti iz srbije




