#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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sweet home
wrong
antix is
(he's from Alabama)
what alien

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you can
No daily missions?
No
Good
Yes .
CCC
kkkkk


the man
oh ma gaw
Shhhhhh, be quiet
hi
Hi, wazzup?
helo
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(banned)
(in game banned)
what would the ban code be
4200 banned by genesis
Are they ran out of ideas for the daily mission
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rooster channel
Someone in The Legend can boost me ?
yes
Git gud brotha
don't be so @void bronzey
i think you should go somewhere else for that
fr
me american
actually no.
wooooooooo
imma just watch stuff
Can someone give me a sensitivity and good aim???
1.7
1.7
0.8
and aim??
@charred notch 0.80?
Is zombie infestation mode bugged?? The game does not end after the timer ends
yeah
where I report hacker with video proof?
check pinned messages
fumnky
Does anyone have the Standoff2 French server ?
Good morning
I was asleep ๐
At least I got to see the launch last night
where is the rocket going
Why daily missions dont work?

Dont know ๐ฆ but i need them for the rewards
today alot of hacker :<
only today?๐คฃ
Moon
Hello
I'm gonna make a stupid prediction
by 2030
our citizenship IDs will look like pokedexes
By 2065 humans will still exist
By 2100 we will reproduce with robots
someone send me a sensi top?
4.5
4.5
0
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Gimme 5 gold
watch tons of ads, and buy one of any box, get skin, sell them
You can only watch like 5 ads per day
beg to your parents
nice pfp. fits you well.
we kinda do that rn in the technicality
vitro fertilization
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Good idea

man standoff devs needa fix their servers stg my wifi is perfectly fine yet i get disconnected every 3 seconds
meanwhile i don't
i get the opposite. player's with 250 and not asian are in asia server ong
literal russian kids
I would say knives help a bit
How to get knife?
What spend money?
You want a tip ?
Yes Iโm new to this game
Go back 5 years ago and don t sell ur gift, then today it s worth a lot
I just started playing this game
Too bad
You heard of critical ops?
Ye
Iโve been playing that for 7 years
Wanted to try a new game out
So I downloaded this game itโs so different then critical ops
@charred notch
I like stand-offs maps more then critical ops the aiming and settings are just really different
If they added gyro Iโd be pro
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Does stand-off update often?
Yes
Why?
Cheaters
Bro
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It s funny to play against cheaters sometimes tho
Wdc about ranked
Eh
Wassup


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Someone wanna play competitive? I am bronze 4.
Both games are littered with cheaters
Hiilou
Did the update change anything?
it was a patch
Ez orta kuze diya jina
Tรผrk varmฤฑล
Reason: Duplicated text
There is any promo code thats still works?
Nah
Used one
The game need New servers
Pretty meh
@leaden radish quando o jogo vai ter servidor novo? 4 anos assim toda hora parando e teleportando os boneco
He is a BR and he know the game problems
Where the portuguese chat?
And most of them would be russians
There is none
They removed?
Only English/russian
Guess so
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Zad
Where are the daily missions?
hey
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Patch
Tell me you like living life on the edge without telling me you live life on the edge; I'll go first.
I only use 7 sheets of toilet paper to wipe my ahh, after a doo.
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Sup
Sup, bro!
Sup!
How r ya
cold
Guts feel like they're bout to pop out my ahh, but ill be alright. I've fought this battle many times, and won.
That too.
@charred notch whats patch sorry my English is not my frst language
My little nublies are freezing.
To fix something that's not entirely broken.
I'm a warm person, but my toes can't provide themselves with enough warmth, sometimes. Maybe we can cozy up and you will be warmer, my guy.
I'm good thanks
You don't like being warm? A masoch"st, I assume?
Absolutely nothing
I'm going to get warm once i get home
Didn't even fix the frame drops.
Ikr
Nice pfp, btw. That character is kinda op.

Can you boost me ?
U re good ?
I am bad :c
Lol.
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If you can at least stall the game, then you are gifted in the way of ducking mfs. Respect.
Anyone down to play and most likely vc?
Tbh, game stalls seem boring in other games, but not So2. It's kind of a relief, when it happens.
Wallet warrioring to win !
Only possible if the money you spend is actually for a flagship device.
Not possible then
That's good. A little stutter every now and again, but at the price range, 90fps seems really decent.
Jk
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Got 120 fps
Dawg, I thought you got scammed for a second. ๐ญ
For 370โฌ
Woah
Then that's really good.
Yes
Is it poco?
No
Or Xiaomi
Ye
What's the phone?
It s a tablet
That's a good deal.
Mi pad5?
Yes
Ic
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I used to play on ipad mini
You would be suprised that 90% of t1/t2 players are ipad players
2gb ram and 16 gb storage ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Who doesn t know that
Pretty easy, once you get used to it. I had a tablet before, but it's so old that I'm sure any new game would turn it into a bomb.
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Yo
Does that even exist
You think
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I can't aim and shoot at the same time on big screen
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Rat died
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Poor rat
Rat_soulless
Claw setups are a thing.
thumbs better ๐
Do you think we can go ranked together ?
It would take me too long to learn how to play claw
Thumbs are cursed. ๐
cuz ur bad
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F off
I would rather play 2-Claw, than thumb.
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idk
icdd
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Idk i'm used to playing with my thumbs, i've been playing like that for a year now
ur bad
Claw is definitely not the easiest finger position, at first. It took me about a month to get the muscle memory for it.
I was a thumbs player too for 4 years when I played the game
And now I am 4
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im 6
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I use 3 fingers only with awp
roky with his thumbs 
You don t need that much
With my thumbs and your mother
who says i don't
you have no mother 
If you change it, you will see improvements.
I have yours

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noob
Bro is 5 deep in your...
I know you're right but i don't have nerves to learn new playstyle
Lol
Donut
cuz ur my warmup
Your father as well
The training room will help you, plus, I can always train you.
what
bro ur gey
Who does ?
Both AWM and other weapons.
Training = comp
If i decide to play claw i will ask you for your settings
Ty mate
Yep.
Any time.

interesting
what's ur rank? @paper tangle
non existent ๐
i see
Who can help me to estimate a gun pls ?
what's ur comp kd good
Haven't played over a year now
Send it in ur serv
What gun?
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Dawg wants his gun estimated, but ain't even gon respond. Old disrespectful ahh.
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I didn't even know you were a girl man
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?
I did not know
what he said

good stop talking right neow
I'm think
He's think
You mean meow
neow
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are you serious right neow
Moo๐ท
"he's a girl"
speed and i are besties
Nyat. I'll continue to speak freely. ๐
oink ๐ฎ
She's a boy
piggerrrr
I eat apple sauce without a spoon. It's special training.
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Do the vacum
are you okay Good
Does the apple sauce have added sugars
I m not
why not

I m traumatized
why
They know what this mouth do.
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It eats the apple sauce like groceries.
GIRL
Crazy bruh like damn
And?
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Did you not see it ?
I identify as a light pole.
HE is a GIRL

I didn't think those were a rarity in other countries. I'm so sorry for your struggles. ๐๐
Did u not see it ?
Huh?
He (a boy) is a girl (she)
hey be more respectful, one is a pronoun, I don't want to change it, but refer to me as girl
Pov: me knowing how to sing below the surface when i was 13 idk but still dont know how to sing best part
Yeah.
Who is that disheveled character in your pfp?
Looks familiar...
Random
U sure ?

I'm just going ham on this apple sauce in these small containers. It's the best damn apple sauce if ever hand. No other apple sauce makes my tastes buds tiggle like this apple sauce, rn.
And i will learn the main part of the song cuz
Why not
I still dont know how to sing it
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I don't even know what that song is, but you seem passionate about it.
Bro
You don't know below the surface?
I respect the dedication to improve.
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I didn't like listening to generic songs as a kid. They ruined my mood whenever those tone deaf idiots started shrieking for little to no reason, other than to be annoying.
Tru
Dots?
You mean the punctuations?
Yes
You can call them dots
Cause im too dumb for this language 
Dutsch is much easier for me
Who want to have sick awp dm me
When
Nah, I'm just uptight about my grammar. Don't get me wrong, I don't inforce that on others, I just cringe when I make simple mistakes that could potentially lead others to thinking I'm not as competent as I truly am.
Ok
Bro
Meanwhile me getting scolded cuz i cant say thing in my language
And probably has adhd from my class
ADHD won't hinder you from being able to learn, but it will hinder your focus, which is what it's mainly known for. I have ADHD, and I can say for certain that procrastination is one of my biggest faults.
I'm not lazy, I love learning, but I feel sick to my damn stomach when I'm bored as hell.
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Bro has hard lufe
Life*
And i dont but still have good grades from eng
You didn't listen to joe rogan podcast
Adhd is coping mechanism
You mean Joe Biden
No
It's not an illness โผ๏ธ
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:tf_rooster:
He is holding that box very balancedly
Gotta wait untill someone explain what chicken means

Chicken is a bird
Omgggg
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No way
Bro made me jesus
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I don't really feel that way about life. For me, it's more so difficult to understand why things are when they could be so much better. I've past that threshold now, and I feel like only dumb situations can through a wrench in my zen attitude.
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Feel ur pain
And btw im dumb cuz i forgot what it means when i can't say things and people thing i have mental dissorders ๐
Make this emote: 
But with this one: 
I'm giving this apple sauce container sloppy woppy.
What do i recreate
I think different face structure
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Btw where u live
USA.
If u won't i will send fbi for u
Cap
The adress ?
Give me proof
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Dawg, I heard you had oil in your backyard. So I sent the government to your house. ๐
And i heard that u can say every state in usa so im gonna call eu for ur house ๐
Btw in poland i cant find oil
Essa
Say what? You didn't add that part in.
What part
Idk. You didn't mention it.
Thank you, thank you.
I do enjoy being an intellectual.
Joy can be found in all walks of life. It's good that you found yours. ๐๐
I got 2.06 on math
skil.
That's average. All good.
And whole 4 in religion
Bro's trolling
adren is my warmup
I'm not very religious, but I respect the encouraging words from them (except when they openly belittle others for their "sins". That crap annoys me).
Solo'd my boy. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Bro u gotta find out how much pple dont like religion in school so they just dont go there

Zero remorse in his eyes. ๐ญ
Nahhh.
What was that...
he means adren without the dot in the end. his greatest day, cannot beat adren.'s worst day 
i mean you
jajababa
Bye
omg real egirl??!?!
bye peeps
byebye
Ah
B
axlebolt needs to fix teams
in comp
like i get the crappiest team
and then there the enemies giving 1taps 100 ping
camping
and dmg is broken
only getting baited by your team
average so2 experience
and then theres this guy who has no idea what hes doing
he just shoots when he sees smth
and thats in flipping gold
the teams are crappier than some crap cs ripoff
that has like 3 buttons
shoot
walk
and scope
this game is more complicated cuz ur team does nothing but watch you die and then die by themselves

then
no other games
yeah i dont game anymore
eastern eu is diffrent
there is no player that rlly playy
Hi sister
then why do you keep playing
cuz i dont have any game that is a better copy of csgo
find a hobby maybe
my hobby is listen to the most dumb genres of all time
i dont have a hobby anymore besides playing video games
Valorant mobile
(i dont consider playing csgo clones a hobby)
hi
itโs bad
:+
hella bad
:(
id be playing crap if my pc had more space, 80% of the games popular nowadays are literally over 20+gb in pc
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sucks to suck
csgo isnt
csgo is over 30
canโt you buy external storage
too lazy
order
lol
you can go to a store
im going central eu now
and buy it
as if my parents would allow it
i could ask it for my bday but honestly i could ask for better things
like what
no
rip
New gf
something music production related
that isn't like 500โฌ
A pc.
you can get fl studio for like 50โฌ (for a month)
a laptop is all i need
fl studio is just bru
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ableton
trackers better i think
pigger
tracker is literally a program
first one came out in late 1980's i think
there's also a solid tracker like physical
but idk
why should i buy that if i can do it with free ones on my laptop
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bye
Reason: Duplicated text
sheesh
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berries and cream
shut ๐
you know me very well
uhhuh
Yo how many weeks are in one season? Talking about the weekly challanges
Any buy FS venom all sticker for 110g plss
YouTube handles are out, now. Get yours before some a hole takes it. My short name had already been taken, but luckily, it's just an abbreviation of a name nobody else would be conceited enough to have but me.
Just bought a F/S rush for 70 gold full sticker, all the same sticker
Yea but
Wraith looks better, costs less, and is stat track. I'll pass.
Plus, I don't have 110g to my name, let alone 150g which it's actually priced at.
It's just new. Give it a moment, then you'll realize how ugly that thing is. ๐คข
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Idk I like it
Do u have fs rush?
Mhm
Drop me ingame
It's like tactical, but less dated looking.
Do you go alies or compet any ?
Defuse will do.
Ik
I just wanna see if it fits my gloves
Wdym
I wanna see the skin in game
Drop the weapon.
Oh I'll send a ss
eNigma chadest
If that helps
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Not gonna waste go-
In-game.
He wants to hold it, digitally, with his gloves.
Lol fair enough
how do you like it, and for me it's a pretty good dragon
What's yours?
I really like the new P250 Raider skin.
I have a stat-track one @tawdry frigate
Shihh gon look dope with my Necromancer AK.
I put that little purple test tube charm on it
It looks dope
@tawdry frigate i have Forest
The new one
Octopus?
Mhm
I should've tbh
Same
Could've*
Wasted opportunity
But I was late
That's cool. I have gold a 4yrs charm attached to mine. It gives contrast to the black and grey aesthetic, with the golden glow from the stat track.
Brb
It's super clean.
If people actually knew how to actually drip out their weapons, that'd be great.
Sure. Give me a moment.
When randoms kick me from games
I just wish the worst for them
All of this anger makes me wanna eat
eat russian bussy wussy
@brittle knoll
Only OGs know about the cat in the cup on the arena map
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
im og then
ez noob

shesh!!๐ฅถ
Why no adding in standoff gyroscopes?
you use gyro?
Sure
dang
Tbh it's like they ripped off csgo
U didi tneed to spin just creat good gyro
ohh
Cuz u never played it
Pubg got boring after the Halloween update
U will learn it ez
i've played pubg?
Same with epex
Gyro i mean
since 2017
Apex"
i disabled gyro though
Lol idk how to play games without gyro
cuz it is stupid for me
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tf
U need to kill ur fingers
yes
Just wast of ur fingers on ur screen
Is there clans on stand off? Or is it not competitive?
They good?
yep
U can -2 finger for not touch scren about looking around or aiming
Hmm
And game will be more better notvlike now
Will see about that lmao
People walk like a bots
i use 6 fingers to play
So its wast of fingers
Pubg I was conq every seasons
nope
I play 4 finger
gyro is for the people who are too lazy to aim manually
What's the best phone for android?
No phones
both are best equally
I'm on a Samsung galaxy s13
bad
1-2 months works good then scks
use blackberry
bought from wish
Tbh ios is bad
ios bad for gaming
didn't ask?
Anyways how do I find people to play with on standoff?
join clans or join discord servers
Also is its just me or is the levelling system hard asf?
nope
Just finished watching one piece
nice
gyroscope can go to the ttash bin, no need just get used to a screen brah
Can anyone help me with something
Jk I donโt have time to watch 1040 episodes ๐
How do you guys find a skin your friend is selling so I could get gold
simple bro u stuck in the dryer?
ooh
Oooo
@sage geyser ebay
Took me a min
If I sold a skin for a certain price couldn't he find it and buy it from me
@violet quiver I work for sainsbury's allow me
nice
yea
Yh I work night shifts. Lmao
but i don't think that works that way tho
How would he do it tho because there's thousand of offers
Hmm?
@rich crow oh on cod mobile?
Search and destroy
Lmao
BTW how do to a put scopes on guns?
I can't find the option lmao
@woven tulip help him pls brotha, thanks
in so2?
you cant add scopes brahh go back to cod
only some guns have them
@rich crow shh I'm new
Even tho I'm new I'd probs slap half this server in comp
What
alrighty sirrrrrrr
Praying for u ๐
thanks lad
this dude wants to trade a gun with his friend @woven tulip
Lmao
Yeah, thatโs kinda not possible.
ion know how the market bid system works
Technically it could, but of course the skins will be sniped by someone else.
I'd just snipe bids
Why Iโm asking for em to add trading to the game Fr
will it ever get added to the game tho
Guys Can i ask why sometimes i havent got any daily Challenges?
Doubt they will
Probably.
maybe in season 9
Next 2 years I would say idk
let's pray
ya wait lad
You didnโt get them yesterday cause the servers were crappy
jm at 0
At 19 ๐ช
Boutta complete these daily challenges and get to 20 later
Then i cant finish battle pass Full?
You definitely can
Just got done arguing with someone on the internet. Hopefully, they'll be curled up in a ball, crying for a few days. ๐๐
im going to military school
such a baddie
Lmao. Ggs, bro. GL. It was nice knowing you.
That's good. At least you keep your life.
I'll be in your walls, waiting for you to come home.
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Rev is white now
no more mexican
I
In my country fะฐggะพts aren't allowed in military
What a beautiful country ngl
it's better to have 100 strong soldiers than an army
should i make a new account and just grind competitive
I just grind arguments. I'm like, the boss battle of a game. ๐
everytime i play on my smurf it's always easier to rank up
Ranked be trolling, fr.
like i can be master on my main and my smurf is just elite all of a sudden
It's also like that for me.
i dont play competitive at allllllll i mostly js grind coins to get boxes then grind for gold so on so forth
4.17 K/D on my soon-to-be main.
That's what we all say. Sigh*
i can buy you some gold, all i need is your account
Same. ๐ฟ
i wish it was this easy fr




