#💬│english-chat
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Finish ur sentence
Mfw when ratio + fell off
Ik from experience
Im gonna ratio you to the point your employers will check your online background and see “ratiod by AyeAnon” and instantly deny you the job.
Ratio
what he said
Thats what he said :pointandlaugh:
Anybody here want to play some allies ??
I will perma ban you if you change baller.

jajajabababa
Baller
Baller

Me
Cap
Ewalk is Vice President baller
Yes
nah
thee baller
N u not
Autocorrect
Hey nightly :trollololol:
Fr
Hel is the Chad while adren is soyjak
You guys know any sever that can look for teamate?
Adren when I make a “your mom” joke:
Noooo1!1!1! Get banned bozo + L1!!!1 🤓🤓🤓
cap
After those “your mom” jokes he was never the same…
Can't wait for sunny v2 to make a video on Adren's downfall.
Anyone for allies?
I wouldn't call adren an L either, he definitely beat the matrix by having responsibilities. Unlike the majority here.
He, too. Had more things to care about and didn't have the time, so he left to focus on his priorities.
he did the right thing
although he was mostly silent in the chat he too was a good mod
Was such a patient dude. Surprisingly patient.
he was cool 
“How adren faded into darkness”
W

Wish I could’ve been in the server sooner
definitely made up for the time I wasnt by being as active as I can in here
Rip to the MVP role too. The strongest role documented to date.
I feel like adding levels to this server would definitely spice things up.

Message @silk moth

MVP role was cool cuz they would be orange
Apply at your mother’s place (you have to ask for her permission)
Where do I apply for eagle role 🦅
Where do I apply for baller role
New emoji???

Chel
Chel??? C(hel), Hel (Hel) ???
Chel = Hel??!
Hel face reveal???

Stop posting about baller


Baller
All my friends post about baller
Can anyone tell me all the lvls for all the medals
What does your bio mean 💔
Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum and then diamond I believe.
Yea but what're the levels
All of them are at 50
Wha
It just restarts your lvl
Once you reach 50 itll put you back to lvl 1
Bronze 50 silver 100 etc etc
Nah
Im tryna get to plat rn
Im boutta get to gold, only bout 6 lvls away.
I just got bronze yesterday
Nice
Yuh
Its a real grind tryna get to lvl 50
Man im so sad the
Bayonet knifes r so expensive now
I used to have one before the vaulted the boxes
And it was only like 900 gold back then
I sold it when it was worth like 900-1200 or sum
Now they're worth like 4k
Damn.
Frrr
Their uhh
M9 bayonet best csgo knife, so2 knife.
Pull out animation is so clean
Yup
I like the karambit too
I wish the butterfly knife wasnt so like
Short I guess
It feels small

Probably going to sell the knife I have rn then drop 30$ for a bayonet


What knife do you have rn?
Which one
Jkomando
Do u agree?? @stray violet
Its the like winter one
Jkommando are verrrryyy nice.
What its called
They got some good glove combos
I think its the dragon glass or the scratch
Lemme see
Dragon glass M9 is literally the best knife in the game
Gets let down by the animations tho

Kara ruby?
Yea
its the scratch

Yeah the scratch
Claw?
I like that knife tbh
Is it called claw?
universe is better
There's scratch and claw
The black one with the red marks
One is all red and one is black with 3 red lines
Is scratch right
i would buy the blue blood over the scratch imo
Bruh
I was thinking that one too
Yes
Like?
Cuz I hate the tanto knifes
stop posting about baller
Their animations r ugly asl to me
I just find them slow
Don't really hate them
They take up so much screen
But they're so slowwww
Since it's 2 parts
Kukri takes up more screen
My favorite knifes are the bayonets but im not even close to rich enough to collect those
Ill probably try and get all the karambits and butterfly knifes

Kara gold
my dream knife is def a universe skin
You said all the karambits
Well I also said I wouldnt buy skins ion like
If the handle wasnt gold it'd be better

Like
The first person model
Its so weird looking
Its like ur holding a shiny gold block
Sharp*
Not you!!!!! Shut the hell up!!!!!
Dual daggers
Yeah
Bro took it personally
Which skin
He mad ash ❗
The fire one
Pls don't say grunge
Molten
Ye
he thought school was for one day ! He mad !!
The knife
The small gut knifes r wack thi
So big knifes are bad and small knifes are bad
Scorpion, Dual daggers, Tanto and flip knife are the ugliest imo.
yes
wow
if they add sword it'll be the best knife ever !1!!!!
Scorpion is huge tho
Bruhhhhhh
):
Y'all seeing this?
its average
!??!!!?
personality is better
You mean above average

Yay mines average
yes
ewalk wyd if you opened an origin case and got the ancient???
That alpha male
dw ily my small big hip wolf bae
Extreme defecation upon my underpants
he farted his pants !!!
What time is it for u guys
You mean shidded!!!!!
9pm
7 pm
Its 6 am for me bruh
11

Pm.
Oh
Why is it 6 am for me so unfair
you said ad word :mad:
@rich crow pls punish me
If you were in Cali, you'd want to get the hell out
Ohio is worse
Your right
bruh
My right
hello
Nobody got out from ohio alive
Ohio
Damn bus here bye
Down in ohio
He thought missions were one day only!!!!! He mad!!!!!!
Only in south New Jersey ‼️❗️❗️
He thought he could escape the guilt of accidentally killing a family of 3 in a drunken wreck !!!!!! He mad !!!!!
He thought the new weekly missions were today !!!!!!!! He mad !!!!!!!
He thought his life imprisonment was for one day only!!!!!! He mad!!!!!!
🐧
Spas still didn't nerfed?
It aint too bad
why would they
Mid range its a 2 shots or so
it's inconsistent anyways
close range*
In every lobby i played too many spas abusers💀
honestly skill issue
U still mad over that 60 !!!
just dodge it.
Just like codm garena
🤓
garena sweats if you losing it's honestly a skill issue
you can't really nerf a player
They only abuse it in eco rounds
🤓
Someone can help me with my emulator ? When i gonna play he put on one black screen and put the game in a little space in the left and i cant play
Yeah you can
By killing them irl (woah what the hhheaaaalllll)
without jeopardizing the whole game
or that...
this man
he dmed me cuz he mad
pathetic
also how did this nab get into my dms
Bro mad that ppl who use spas hit their shots !!!
server dms are closed
Is notti boppin?
play it on mobile
Is carti dropping? Nah I don’t think so.
Is kanye poor?
Emulator player spotted
ye is poor?
fr
Naw
I guess 400 mil is poor
pc players yucky
I cant , i dont have a cellphone 🫠
then we poor^1000
Ikr
Oh, understandable then.
buy one
We poor poor lmfao
Give me the money
We the last boss of poorness
work for it bozo
use bluestacks then if you're desperate, or just play csgo because it's free.
why do i have to fix ur problem
Wait he plays on pc?
yea
yeah no cellphone i guess
🍶🐡
Man just play csgo whats wrong with you? You drink water in tea cup too?
Wait till he finds out he needs to pay to play ranked
man has no phone in 2022
Just finna firugure out the situation
thats why i play standoff 2 now instead 💀
much more fun + im better on mobile for some reasom
He probably serving time rn
I aint even clowning bro for not having a phone, I know there strict parents out there.
but he has a pc
Play black squad then
the logic
im not a pc player for stf2, so no
I wouldnt say going up against people who have a large device advantage over you is fair…
Imagine not having a phone but a pc 10x worse
🐔
im also on mobile 💀
Me at one point frrr
i think the guy mad at me left
🍶 🐡
The one with a weird name?
this one is the only pc player here
no the cat one
dont know the language
As a phone player, its not fun going up against iPad sweats.
kek or smth
im on an android
No he isnt.
Ayo , play black squad leave us alone@weak walrus
the emu dude is Hebrew
Theres several other pc players here
i mean talking in chat right now
iPad is so easy
or his name i think is Hebrew
No SH I T
Chainsaw Man OP is so good
Pay to win
🗿
Went from 1.27 kd to 2.9
fr
Smh
U had 100 kills or sum?
i think he has no common sense
It's like playing on a monitor
🍶 🐡
Bro musta had 20 hours into the game 😂
i hate the people who have garbage wifi it angers me so much lmao they teleport all over
Blame it on the game's netcode bruh 💀
honestly same i hate under privileged people
🍶 🐡 🐡
Larger targets, more space to aim, faster device, not as cluttered screen.
nah cuz it aint happen to noone else except like one person in lobby
On other games people have high ping but barely makes any difference
the hitreg and everything is perfect for everyone but that one dude
man's a bullet sponge
literally
then get out
So he gone from 1.27 to 2.9 nah brother must had 1k max
r6 and r6m will never compare to og r6 LMAO
You must have the alpha kr sum shi

see he lying
Fr
Ash, bandit and jager were The best Fr.
I'm just waiting for the day they actually make the game look like CS
with molotovs and better servers and all that

who is they
akuseruboruto-chan
nothing more nothing less
🥺
Why would they? Game ain't called "csgo mobile"
I just want an esports scene + a trading scene
i honestly dont want a trading scene
I lost more hope when Ivan left Axlebolt
I do + dont care
new music sounds like crap
NA is dead
SKINS
There already a trading scene , most likely known as scam
^
i like the market as it is
Ikr
Forces you to have gold to even get a free knife from a friend I love it
not the game
3rd party gonna take over
but just the economy
I honestly don't care about the "players" that only play for the skins
they can just go away
they will siphon the gold profits from axlebolt nab
Nah, adding trading would be better. Idc if they’ll be a shi ton of scamming, itll stretch the community. And if you get scammed, people will eventually learn to be wary of them.
So people that sell gold get the 20% loss so eZ to make gold out of circulation
Not like a friend can just buy a cheap skin from you for like 2k gold so you can buy a knife
But still manage to not use that money for the game 💀
Game barely changed since the beginning and we only got map updates, more weapons, and character redesigns
it's a business after all
You would scroll 100k items to buy the Grey quality skin of ur friend? Be honest
Fr
No.
just add a search feature
I would buy one of the 20g skins that only have like 1200 on market
or a filter on the market
If sumthing working , keep using it till it's break when it break. Just fix it and go over and over
Agreed.
like better filter.
Each skin needs To have a little search bar
Bro if gaming was a food business I'd just find better food 🗿
How is he supposed to unbox that?
Lmfao
Bro are you serious?
literally diners
20g?
If Axlebolt can't step their game up then people would just switch over to better alternatives
He can literally buy it
Whith what gold? He just started the game
True
Brand new acc and all
Tell me one current good alternative
because everyone knows So2 is better
I advocate for trading, makes the game more interesting.
there is no competition for so2 rn tbh
He will lose ur knife by getting scammed lmfao
I'm waiting for Narcotics
Crazy
it looks promising
nah jit trippin
LMFAO out of here mate
you wish🐔 💀
The trade ban will up the price of knife too
Shi
Yub , "he'll learn from it" loosing your knife and you don't even flinch? What a G
C-OPS sucks so much bruh so we can't really switch to a "better" counter strike mobil game
If they can manually ban cheaters with proof they would be able to ban scammers if given proof
But then there's Valorant mobile, but I think it'll suck too
He'll nah they can't even ban cheaters....
You can be mad at someone so naive but at the end of the day they don’t know Jack.
i enjoyed hyperfront
Imagine playing Raze in there, they probably have to dumb down the air strafing so casual players can at least do basic Satchels
Scammers don't even get banned now how they will after? You accepted the trade you agreed with it
Probably cause you’ve never reported one
You complain about cheaters but dont gaf to report em?
I did he actually got banned lmfao
then why are you complaining?
Add report option , so I can ban legit people at same time
I’ve gotten 5+ cheaters banned
Can't an anticipated do it?
They’ve probably been working on that for months now.
Anticheat*
Years lmfao
Be mad at the team all you want, they’re the ones who’ve brought this game to you. The best you can do is report the cheaters, if you really wanna make a cause - how about you join them?
Anticheat?
It's like opening a bank but have open vault
he gets revoked lmfao
🗿
🐓 🐓
How can you let that slide
Im tired of arguing.
You are, lmfao I'm just playing around
Yes you definitely were
Yeah most definitely
Ahhh
Baller
NoS
@verbal imp what happened to your account??

Wdym?
Oh
I didn't know what to use so I just
class starting babai
I wouldnt wanna see your ugly smile
Babai
😃
Lmfao
Bye
Cya
Nox otw to change his profile for the 5th time in a Week
LOL
Wah
Hello I'm back, long time no see
Machiiine
.
What
Goofy ahhh
Dude just got an epic skin of a trash shotgun and hes cryin rn…
Can't people be happy
Ambasing
You obviously dont understand the reference 🤦♂️
Only real Gs understand ☝️☝️☝️
Ohmygot
@ ANDREW tate did you understood?
Baller
Stop hurting yourself
Tell it so stop

mom took my vape pen 💔‼️🥀
or whatever you call it i dont vape
вейп
Mom took my sharpies and glue 💔😔🥀
She also doesn’t let me use the restroom without someone’s supervision cause I be on that jenkem 👹
Idk the auto correct said it
I'm still here 😂
Ngl ima have to try carti
Playboy carti?
Mad? Dude they literally spam and somehow hit shots.
We talking about the spas or the SM?
Spas
I prefer critical ops at this point
Nah, the spas you gotta be precise with it.
Your preference.
The spas has the tighter spread outta all the shotguns.
I am precise.
I see
smartest standoff player
youtube exists
I tried the spas and dominated Lobby and i uninstalled it after that
Ok…
During the first days of season 4
I mean? If youre precise with your shots why are you mad that it rewards you?
Its absolute crap mid range too
Phones too
I am "mad" cuz most of players will abuse the gun
dey b complainin bout anythin nowdays
I noticed it.
brazy
On NA and Europe I’ve never seen anyone abusing it
Unless they’re eco
On tdm there was alot spas lobbies
tdm
Now ima redownload and check
Awm only
Its easy to just get the m60 out and kill them
who tryhards ina tdm dawg😭
wrd
Russian kids 😂
Aiming
Tryharding in tdm is cringe af unless spawntrappers are in the lobby
Get good reflex an shi
Bruh
Unless if bad enemies tho
@mint ridge alber
Russians do be aggressive in standoff
U don't need your mates to spawn trap with you
If you're good enough you hold their spawn yourself
That's what I did back then
Yeah
legalize nuclear bombs
Pal thinks he's wicked chattering on Discord ☠️. If you identify me on the roads, sprint because I'm a treacherous individual 😭🐺💯
all my discord opps be warned... i got connections in the staff team 💯
What if discord was banned?
whachu sayin dawg😭
its wicked out on these servers....
My theory, Society Issue would slight reduce
Banning a social media barely changes things
blud takes out statistics
i betta not see u lack in dese estreets
Thy insinuates that he is menacing communicating on the web🙏if you glance at me on the avenue of bingleton, observe cautiously, as I am terrifying👹
Bro thought his cheeks were safe on discord 😭🙅♂️better keep em tight or else i’m goin crazy💯😈
this discord shi be serious, get ready to die behind it... 💯🔥
bro thinks he's tough talking on discord 😭 if you ever see me in the streets you better run because I don't play no games.
@woven tulip Too many emojis.
bro believes that he is mischievous communicating on discord😭🙏 if you identify me on the roads of Cincinnati , watch out, as I am a minacious being 💯😈
Ignore the tiktok part
igy
Im curling my toes rn
@woven tulip TRUE
Proof?
bro thinks he a tuff guy talkin on discord😭 if i eva catch u lackin in h these e-streets u betta leave the vc or chat coz ion play no games.
Aiii bet
Bout to buss so hard
I got the pic Fr U tryna see???❓❓
Feet pics from my hot alpha wolf boyfriend???!!!????
No
Good
Is that PvE or is Infection from CoD?
Seems fun ig
Playing Standoff 2 at 3 am in Ohio Real no fake 💯
unfunniest shi ive seen all day
If you not in Columbus, Cincinnati, Akron or Cleveland??? Wya?????
The Spider and the Kitsune-like Lion is a banger
even tho the lyrics is questionable
🗿
m f was i talking about you?
i don't need to report some nobody
goofy ahh
Gn yall
gn American

Cya later Filipino
Only person I talk to is me cause im the realist I know 🗣

Spit yo shi twin 🤞
Schizophrenia
he's real(?)?
🎂
Damn we are on 25° here and is too cold
Yep
it be warm here 🐓
At the day we are on 36° (can cook a egg on a car hood)
for us it gets to 47-49
we can cook bacon or meat with just a frying pan on concrete

can i stop meeting my old classmates
A reminder here that gyroscope already exists in Standoff 2
Go to skin preview
and move your phone around
😎
big world not so populated country
🫴
Где — идиот
It s not lol
Only finger aim xd
its in settings
real
Filipinos do be sensitive
p
he doesnt know
clueless
gyroscope is when you move your phone then something moves on screen in response to you moving your phone
💀💀💀 ik wath s gyro i have played pubg xd you said there is gyro on standoff but it isn't
like in c-ops?
i cant find gyroscope in settings
im pretty sure you don't.
Xd conquror s18
he said he does know what gyroscope is: proceeds an argument that he is wrong.
m f what does a rank tell in a discussion about gyroscope you neanderthal
that literally proves nothing other than touch grass and books
or google for once.
Chill kid I didn't talk bad to you, calm down
How old are you 10?
Dam you r toxic 🤣🤣🤣🤣 chill
You're somehow in kindergarten and the teacher came to confiscate your phone?🤣🤣 That s why you said bye🤣
real
That kid got mad for no reason lol
frrr
I am 100% sure
how old
how old are you then
21

you're 21
this man
and talking like this?
Yes sir
damn
21 yet clueless
Yes sir whit toxic kids yes
lol
dont you have a job
this man pretty just barely passed high school and college.
or something
Discord is for 13+
Yes sir
make me a thesis how im toxic
i simply pointed out your incompetency and irrelevant topic you brought in sbout gyroscope.
lmao
Dude you started talking s***t for no reason
that's toxic now ig
do you even read his messages

Ye
me disproving your knowledge about gyroscope is toxic and talking crap? god dayum bro
what did he say then
....
Look xd
how is that toxic
For no reason

heyy
he just said being high rank doesnt do anything with gyroscope in so2
Super Idol的笑容 都没你的甜 八月正午的阳光 都没你耀眼 热爱 105 °C的你 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
105C
you clearly are a neanderthal if you don't even know what topic your claiming to know.
🤡
mfw super idol de xiao rong: 🐔
10 yo kid:)) ok
yeah
thats really mature
Nope
i want tournament
really mature
^
It's like, 5 AM and u guys are arguing over the gyroscope
im not
we're not actually
its 3:33pm here
:D
someone malding cuz i pointed out he has the wrong idea about it.
10.33
A control method that lets you move the phone and use it as an aim assist
It's pretty cool
But I never learned to use : (
aim assist no
Aim control
Srry
i want registration
layman terms it's a thing that has a balance when spun in high or in a certain speed. or in gaming, move physically and game shall move.
also gyro are inferior shawarma
fight me
nice reply (he deleted the reply)
🍶 🐡 🐡
i dont know where to do that either
ok tnx
amen
my mom thought this emoji means high five
xani moment
someone stole my sticky roll in the bus
what
like the thing you use to get rid of fur off your clothes
ah
I'm here
He's sensitive
Anyone any update about legend collection dropping when?
Soup
🐔
no ferdy
For how much money can you buy 3k gold in Russia per ruble?
Ha?
berries and cream
Sup
Hi
berries and cream
cranberries
Alupigus
store.standoff2.com is usually on rubles
can check there
no taxes too so prices cheaper

chat be ong wacky this month.
To me it cost more from the website than from the game
Lol
then it's a country problem tbh
can't really blame yourself when the government just suck at it's job aye
Country problem bruh
mfw economy
My 3000 gold offer is cheaper than disco's and we both live in the us

His is $35 and mine is $32.49






