#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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iโm finna buy an android just for this game
I can't use the S word or I'll get punched in the balls with a mute
LOOK
i don't like iphone
The poop word
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But with S
nah
Well
cow tongue soup
In my country chicken soup is a recipe
ox tails?
Chicken meat with some vegetables
Sa
That's all
TURKล
Who are you?
Turkmenistan?
Turkey?
Hungeria is a country that make you hungry
Dad I'm hungry
Cancel the jokes
It's to dark
South asia ๐ญ๐ญ
oh Asia
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well let's just say i was too lazy to type south asia
dang
uhh well anyways how are y'all?
Tempestissino
Italy?
oh wait
oops
That's Mexico
flags
i was confused for a moment
nahhh
not really
Depends
If your average at geography it's pretty easy to make out
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see
geography is good
and it's helpful
well not really in daily life
but it's helpful in military stuff
fair enough
I'm more into history than geography
exactly ๐๐๐
speaking of cod
i heard they're releasing warzone on mobile
yes
if the mechanism is just like the pc
oh boy
I'm gonna love the game
Mexican yea

I'm in college
๐ค
not exactly
i was confused
and the next moment i corrected myself
and that's all matters
true
University??
bro you can't be calling people dumb
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after you reach 18
you graduate from school right
and you take a course
and study in a "place" and that place is called college to be put in simple terms
cute cat

Stop who?
More like a prison to me
rip
Hmm
meanwhile im 15 and already taking a course ๐
yeah it's common mostly in asia or na
pretty sure you require a certain amount of age to work
or else it'll be labelled as child labour
The new update is pretty nice
(im in europe)
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or did u mean that 18+ thing is common in asia
and na
i wouldnt even bother taking a course if i had to be over 18 to take one
because im extremely bad at school
and cant study properly
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due to phone and music addiction
but yes, i can stop using my phone for 7 hours a day at school while in class
i aint no tiktok user

what the actual frick did i just backread
you have to or else most likely you'd end up on streets or you'll just start trading on crypto or prob sell drugs to be alive, these are the only 3 options which will keep you alive
basically internship
i got it
Dw
shut your piehole @proper gyro

No
bruh ๐
by the end of this course if i do well enough (i probably wont considering my communication skills) i can get a job if im able to get an internship
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yeah i can say for sure i probably wont get it since failing one module can get your chances of getting an internship really low and youd have to pay to get that module back or spend extra time at school getting it back
i love my life
Ok
Ok
Hold on to that feelin

Nevermind
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Make sense
no
It doesn't matter no worries
i dont need drugs to pay attention
Im not blind i can still see that
same & comm tab
Hey
exams
Y
why do u keep asking chat if us love our moms
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how about you
do you love your mom
no
Y deez nuts inside your mouth
yes
Jk
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Legend with S sorry
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you'll be saying that when you're almost dead
Not related by any means but getting the point doesn't suit me
To sad to bad kinda mad
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i dont have pies
How everything going minutes ago you have said life is great life is great life is good
Thank god you were looking at the positive side of this cruel world
ok dude
Lmao
wow that's actually so funny i also laught just sharing i no one asked but yeah
i am the furthest from looking at the positive side, i pray on people's downfall ๐๐ช
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How long have you guys been playing stand off 2
i deleted it
Di maria
sad
mfw wehn my surname has silva in it
4 years too
yea i only started playing in late 2021 but i first played so2 back in 2017 but that doesnt count really because i ddint play much
Good
i played before they removed z9
and i deleted it after few games because it has big mb
Then i reinstalled after i got new phone
yeah bye
Im bored as f
ok
Sure just for ya
That's would be awesome
Ehh take your own risk it's your life
Believe
Nice
Notice our name start with letter S
What's up with that
cuz u guys picked s
Can anyone guess when will legends collection comes on market place
When will legends collection be on marketplace

Hmm
No, that skin is garbage
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Yo can we now put our legends collection stuff up for sale ?
Yes
Owh ok. I will try
In what hours daily mission reset ?
For me, usuallly at like 11 am, maybe 11:20
I'm from germany though, i don't know how it is for other time zones
So ?
juggernuts are too op
It's from the lucky spins if i'm not mistaking
It depend on your region
Helloo
Well, you'd be paying for spins, and you had a chance to win a unique (And probably expensive soon) Dagger skin
Like a lucky wheel
its gonna be cheap
The spins we're a seperate thing in the "Offers" section
What do you think about the Argo for the Mac 10 ?
Is that one gonna be expensive ?
In your opinnion
They always make the most beautiful skins for the crappiest weapons


Server problems
It's released in market place?
no.
Bro. Just check for yourself, no need to ask us.
Do people just dont play compe? Im stuck in matchmaking for 5 mins
When will the legends collection arrive at the market?
Hello
Idk depends on the region i guess
Bro 1 time it took 19 minutes still no match found since then I drop the comp Sakura mission
help with what
nothing i suppose
nah can't help with Emu problems
Hmm
I want to use the old default avatars, how do i do that exactly?
U can't ig
Download
The pass?
yes
alr thx
Want a ss?
was thinking of reinstalling
but i dont think i will
and how much is the pass?
$10?
For me it's 9.49 euro
Yeah
I'll buy it all
Cuz I'm not able to grind and spend less
:(
It donโt count, Iโm restarting.
Bout $8.50
who are you
yes i dont know you
randoms are popping in and out nowadays
cant keep track whose who
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The real question is
Who are you?
Couldnโt be me Fr
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Colombia better ๐จ๐ด
Brazil top
Servers overloaded rn
That's why they're bad rn
And they went back up in price

By 100
I got them for 1450, now they're 1530
I suspected, wish they would upgrade the servers tho
That's literally everyone's wish since 2018
Yo
Do yall have the promo code tab as well?
How do you get that?
Ion have it
I dont have the promo code tab
Its just shop and offers
Yeah
Theres none for apple?
Damn alright thanks
Lol ill try
Reason: Posted a link
Whats the link @rich crow
Ill send you a friend request so send it to me o in dm
Lol i dont i was trying to figure out how to get some
But do you know why you cant buy the battle pass?
Ohh
But it been like that for a while
Damn
usually
Ight thanks @rich crow
Did that already but thanks peace
There is
Just not in game
Iโll dm u it @rich crow
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You can buy battle pass from the store too
Cant imagine using an iPad for an advantage
I have an 8+ (5 year old device) that goes to 60 fps
If you have skill - an iPad can make you much better.
I can guarantee you, someone who is pro on phone will be even better on an iPad.
praying for people playing on central
Is just me or are the servers more laggy after the update? I had decent ping even better than before and so is everyone else but sometimes i teleport
Hi
Some servers
Yus
Yo
The legend collection is on marketplace?


Yooo u finally got champion gloves
Was about time i did
For how much
1450
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Too cheap
Haker
Ban
I ll go watch twd
I ll leave my phone number here,call me if legend colection on market

0765992704
Waiting
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Lmfao underage telling me to shvt vp ๐ฟ๐ฟ
Hi
Is there a. Good team to join it here like I just want a good party
And give pictures perms or I'll call police
just go so2 ss
Baller
very cool
something tells me he hates them
@rich crow we got some spamming hate comments ๐
So funny
doidao
Ty ๐
It's rafa
Our lord
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The mods do be vibin
Fr Fr
The savior
Dawg, I'm in the bathroom fighting for possession over this vessel of mine! ๐ญ
NNN?
Send help, please!
All the skins look sick asf, this time around.
I'm definitely getting that P250 skin.
Ak-12 looking fire. Better than the Zinc accent Ak-12.
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A dream we all hope for, but alas, it'll never happen.
28 more days:')
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Nuclear explosion.
Bro, has anyone been getting consecutive daily missions? Mine don't seem to be functioning properly...
Same
yes, and sorry for the ping Rafa came in and banned the dude, very sorry for the inconvenience.
Have you been getting the daily missions?
I haven't.
They're not showing up.
It's been three days, already.
does it look like I play the game anymore 
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That's cool.
Anyways...
They better fix this, cuz it's their damn fault I'm not able to play the BP.
What's the reason to have the BP, if the players can't play it? ๐คทโโ๏ธ
It's okay, you can ping me freely. Can only hope to be around when that happens.
Thank you Hel 
Who is Hel?
everyone have lags since new update?
No. Just minor frame drops (in Zombies), as expected.
Sup
yo
Yeah i got ping issues but before the update on US south Server
Hru all?
Same
like the best ping I had is 140 so that s00cks
I'm rn in a ferry
Terrible.
Sad
Why
yeh cant rank up
I haven't played in like 4 days
Cuz I'm doing things that don't upset me.
Accept when I made a ss for butter
Bruh?
What a nap ๐๏ธ
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Fr
Oh!
Right. I know what you mean.
you think kukri gonna be cheap or wha
Yeah that knife
I think soo as well
But I may sell it and buy another knife
ff I paid almost 100euro for this
You were the guy pledging your love for Butter on video. ๐
Wanna see my trash inv?
ye show
wha xD
I didn't think I'd meet you, but here we are.
niceeeee
Well what a surprise xD
Here we are
Doing nothing
Yea...
Show me what? ๐ธ๐
Inv
inv
Invite?
I wanna buy bayonet
Inventory
Inventory
I have to
Ok.
My inventory looks clean asf.
Good combo
Show ๐
I like to match my sets.
Show show
me?
About 2900, now.
U as well
Im not deagle player
But I have 4000 without Stat track.
below 50
cuz I bought this skin not long ago
mostly im using glock and grenades or kevlar
Overall I have like 6k or soo
I love one tapping ppl
same
Same.
I'm ur average sniper/ak player
Just seeing them fall over... It fills me with a different kind of joy. โบ๏ธ
Yes
I just make random vids. Not really for the purpose of being a creator, but to show me having fun.
I see
It's like a hobby of me doing my hobbies.
I see brawl halla
watch replay of my match?
Nc nc
I see I see
Nobody has a drift setup quite like mine.
Thanks a bunch! I recently unlocked the community feature. It was really random. Lmao
Lol
I'm not even doing it for views, I just have no other way to save moments like these without taking up space on my devices. However, I guess I do like when others see the clips.
Are you youtuber?@vale sparrow
Aha
Ok
In what?
Yep. The feature doesn't even take up much space.
it takes almost nothing cuz it saves in cloud
Maybe they should have a team focus on that aspect, so we can actually improve on our short comings.
wish they will add molotovs
Like, one of my biggest weaknesses is that my setup is placed perfectly where I need them to be for quick drawing. So when I get slightly overwhelmed, I start pressing things unnecessarily.
It's costed me a lot of matches.
yeh I think that's big problem for players who using 4 fingers
Like, my jump button is just barely out of the way of the open space to move my character.
I have double click jump
I have static jump.
If I just hold it, I'll keep jumping.
If I tap it once, I'll jump once.
noob
Fr
it had kryptonite in it
When I bust, I expect it to stay inside the person, not leak out.
It's crazy.
uh good for you champ
Idk what's so good about it leaking out, but ok.
I sniff glue and markers ๐ฏ
verified baddie
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That's kinda insane. I usually don't have any (and I like it that way).
Shi I lost today but that donโt matter cause Iโm starting NNN late ๐ช
Just gon have to end NNN on the 2nd of December
Same. ๐คฃ
Bruh
Lmfao
dis guy
If I'm honest
I never really cared about nnn
But
to prove myself
I go for a week
nah you lost
I'm starting late, I was practicing the other day, so multiple release over the course of a few days was necessary, and I wasn't finished. However, I'm ready now. So, lessgo! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Chat full of struggling pron addicts
real
It all started because of the damn memes
The damn memes talm bout how they beat they meat, I then said โhuh, I should try it.โ
I'm not addicted, it's just necessary to stay sane. It's just a phase that probably last until I'm thirty, but I'm already starting to get out of it.
Something a addict would say ngl
yeh
fr fr
btw
Hope u get outta it Fr
this is so server
but you cant ping mode
mods
and cant give suggestions
cuz no1 will listen?
I started at 7. I saw someone else do it, and decided to try (it didn't feel very good at first, but I just kept doing it because there wasn't much else I was doing at the time.)
U fked up bro
How you start at 7 ๐ญ
Feel bad for you man
Bro been battling demons for over half a decade โ ๏ธ
Yeah, but it's not like I wasn't messed up before that.
after some time post nut does hit
You can dm hel
Why do you break up your texts?
I will get banned
Hel said it was ok.
idk bro all my friends doing that and cant stop lmao
Whatโs worst than being addicted is thinking that itโs good to Jack
@rich crow hey
And thereโs a lot of people on Reddit who think so
Fr bro
You never feel guilty before doing it but you do afterwards
I have a problem with purchasing the bp it has taken money but not the bp
@forest niche reinstall the game
If you already restored, You need to wait up to 48 hours
When you are reinstalling the game, Make sure you're downloading the game using the same account that you used to make payment
I did
Then you gotta wait for 48 hours
No prob
When will bp be on market.
who knows
All russian players can kill thenselfs
Them
They kick everyone who are not from russia
I cant raise bronze level no matter did i have 5 kills or 15
They kick me anyway
I was silver 1 but because i must Solo play with russians
You know what happend
Yes
Thats why i builded My team
But i didint find active
Players
I did rn... not working
The servers have been bugging for 3 days can't fix them

@lament oracle
^^
Who is complaining again xd
Btw asap isnโt even a dev haha
Heโs a community guy hired by axlebolt
What no
Sheesh
How come the Brand new splash collection is already available at the marketplace but the legends collection isn't ?
bro what
wait yall talking about the angry mustache man ?
anyone know sum about that ?
Yoo someone added a new Nameless collection item up for sale, it's a stupid expensive charm this time, Excactly a single one only
atm
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Anyone else having problems loading into competitive matches
Reason: Posted a link
I loaded a match last night, but today tried several times today. But freezes on loading screen
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You been doing alright
HELLO
@mint ridge these tacos
Fossil @verbal imp
Ty
I can probably finish the battle pass
But idk if its worth it
Yeah, a lot of cleaning up.
Whatโs wrong?
School, parents etc
Jm
im with my boyfriend
Murder scene
Aftermath
Make him fail nnn
nice timing, i lost bc of you
Lmfao
you got quite the nice schlong
Cap
no cap
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๐ฝ๐ซฐ
good morning
Gm
Took you quite some time
Yeah.,
You should have quit way before
It was obviously i quit
Cos I'm tired in Standoff 2
Would a pair of gloves and a matching knife magically appearing in your inv change that?
Lower your sens
And stop moving while shooting
Literally it
And make your crosshair static
Hi, Iโm lookin for mate ranked
Ima drink 2 more cups of coffee to round it up to 8 cups in total today ๐ฅ
Dayum that means you need be fast?
Most of the time theyโre privately given to someone.
Promocodes are mostly given out through giveaways, and of course; theyโll get in private contact with you to give you the code if you win it.
@woven tulip you gะฐy afff ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
Ironic lil bro + handle this L for me bozoroid ๐คก
take
woah
?
migos more like amigos
Funny asf dawg
wait
axlebolt actually having some interaction with it's community
2nd mode is like
i forgot
7 cops vs 3 quicksilvers
Nah wyd if your lil bro was accidentally shot in the head & dying?
Adios ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
and i said
Stupid asf
just stop at this point
Onb
youโre asian
Damnnnnnn

You homosexual!!!!!! 
U mad + you only have 739 days left
fine night tonight
(Drunk squirrel laugh)
@woven tulip you lose
Troll | trollface emotes, nitro emojis, stickers & community events
What have I lost
you just lose
man im so sexu
sexy
liek damn
someone sexually assault me
like actually
You mean
no
I meant to also add โcope + no maidensโ
Damnnn
man the last one
@thick yoke got a 40php voucher on gcash for gp
is so long
finna spend it on apexm
Average degenerate moment
You mean average discordian moment
R6m, warzone mobile, battlefield mobile better.
idk bout r6m chief

I do, and I know itโs better.
It ainโt even fully out so theyโd till gotta tweak somethingโs
paradise isle ๐ anime & social [star] active vc [star] giveaways [star] emotes [star]
gaming art
I donโt like the fact thereโs hitmarkers tho.
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nitro giveaways
And the atmosphere is too cartoony
itโs the same fing thing
L
vroom vroom
In like 2 weeks
:pointandlaugh:
No pink name


You mean $99.99
laughs in $4 nitro
you mean $40
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donโt you have to pay it back someday
Mfw when I draw a CC and then get bombarded with late fees.
(11 years of debt that is owed to the bank)
@sage badge send me that video of you bussing again
The one where you had a red shirt on
Proof that it exists? (Dms)
My profile bio.
@void bronze just spent 18php for 2 apex sg top ups lol
Ga

Real?
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Very

No...
Wanna play Minecraft guys 
i don't think i own a single red shirt
Proof by showing yourself without a shirt (in dms)
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Shesh!! ๐ฅถ
New bio1!!1!
W
Double You
Double ye
Thebalyu
The ball you
can new pass is so riggedddddd
out of 4 passes can't even get a purple or blue gloves
sadddd
they give 4 of the ugliest one instead....
The purple and green ones lowkey good
Hope they bring out the specialist gloves or moto gloves
Sports are absolutely goated too Fr
The gloves that we got rn are the driver gloves i suppose
baller
baller
Ahhhh
Guys
What
What knife should I buy under 1200
Double me
Whatever u like
Keep saving













