#💬│english-chat
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Since when they add box?
Justice league reference
who told you
mhm
U did
@violet quiver don't tell me that pfp is 9/11
🗿
whaaat
Nahhh
you capping cow
de que hablan
Mhm
nah really?
ong
sip
a dude did jump off the building to save his life
Yuh
weird
sip
even though he died
sip
Bro thought fall damage is turned off
sad death, not funny 
👍 🤗
sip
how old are you
😄
sarmale be acting h0rny
no way he's older than 13 making sex jokes
Yooo
um sure
yoo
who
i was born yesterday
i wasn't talking to you
newborn nice
ok 👍🏿
shesh shesh
sip
shesh
sip
SUP!
9/11
shesh
Mbappe
🤢
Crystal ranoldo
lol
SUWEE
sewyy
Sewyy
cristen roneldo
Christy Ronnie bertha junior the II
shesh!!!! 🥶🥶
shesh 🤟🤟😩😩
what team do you believe that will win the world cup?
Mario
a
i guess Brazil or Brazil
2 girls mid
Nahh no mods
They online but they just farming screen time
Ain’t even working
😩🤟
ok im going
100% jesus
Oo
When is the update?
Fr where is the Halloween update
December
🪡
Surprised ngl
Hi who for ranked?
I thought they would update mid November
No
Cux I love myself
Anyone wanna play?
Prob
No
@verbal imp ?
Ok
hey guys when is the new season coming?
joe?
never
why
Because no one knows
No information?
exactly
very strange
Yo
Found a cheater
record him and report
Sorry bro for playing against u
Ik u say I’m a cheater but it’s just skill
Cheater?? Where??
yeah triple headshots from mp5 while running from 20 meters away to you and your teammates is just skill
mp5 good tho
Yes
I’m too good
yoo
crappy damage
wassup
even for smg
hi
Aim for head, not the body


not beceause of dmg but for its fire rate and non existing recoil
and maybe price
idk
price is ok imo
no
Who uses p90 tho
50 bucks ?
p90 good for close range
but not for long range bro
Ugh
Tf am i saying
bro im tripping
I see
ok
Im tweakin💀
I started doing something just now at 8pm
I was just sleeping and doing nothing the entire day
Im working out
Noice
It not gonna happen
Im too lazy
Im like if I was smoking weed
that much lazy
Without smoking it
I had a sandwich and a hot chocolate today
weather is changing
Gotta lose weight
Gimmie some?!
Nah it was a small cup
I had choco milk yesterday
Nicee
Caffeine halal
I dont like milk
Why not
I dont like how it tastes
Ohh i see
Aren’t yogurt made out of milk?
yes
I hate milk, but I like yogurt.
I don’t rlly drink caffeine
I hate energy drinks and coffee
Caffeine mid
All caffeine I have is black tea once a week
Football, table tennis etc
yeah green tea is better
Yep
I saw what you deleted.


Dam
Sad reverb and slowed are good tho
yurr
Yes
When is new season coming?
shut 🆙
Hi
Zombies are back yay
Ayo when the pass itens will come to the store?
Idk now maybe
Did anyone hear helicopter sound or saw light tower in tdm training outside map ? Was from start or just added ?
15 days after ig
The heli was from start. And i never saw that light tower
update looks interesting
oo ok
but we didnt get to see a single new skin 👀
wym
I saw some gloves in the box i think
White/black and yellow
halloween update video has been uploaded on standoff 2 channel
Not sure tho
Champagne jeans when??
hmm maybe

there was a case tho but im not sure
oh cool, i didint saw
For a jug
🐔
@stray violet
forgot what its called
I think you get your gloves
it had been added on s4 update
Wdym
U guys saw the trailer
the gold skull spray u mean right?
Not trailer though
Potato trailer
go in spins and the market of it
Yes
1 min short
actually
ur gonna see that there
show me
The trailer not the trailer
Just show me
Yes
i can’t send photos here
The trailer is a youtube short🦞
Dms.
wait
Is there some place to report players here, guys?
Bro a chicken

Chock
Update when?
Idk man
But rn it seems like an L
Msg @silk moth
Cant really rate it
Only saw some spray and maybe some white/black and yellow gloves
Not sure if there gloves but eh
fake
cant really tell rn
halloween passes dont have knife or gloves bruh
k
proof
Yo guys, does anyone know when we'll be able to put legends collection item's up for sale ?
they didnt
and wont
its a short pass
?
spins
yup
may i recieve an answer to my question ?
Thanks G
Yo new case ?
idk, yall be talking about it, i just joined
Is the video on the axlebolt YT ?
🔥
i'll check it out real quick
don't waste ur time
it's a 1 minute trailer with nothing on it
the trailer looked sick, the things in the crate looked like equipement, so my guess would be a new temporary gamemode, nothing big or barrier breaking
They never did
Probably a zombie or mutant gamemode
only in the spin
dope
out of context, but an italian mafia update would be sick, i really want a stiletto
it's in greece💀
Greek mythology, Zeus aint no roman god🥲
^
or anything else
damn
it looks nothing like spain
i'm in spain without the s rn
as an italian myself
Hii
hello
at least 3
Sarmale cati ani ai?
Give update now
Why did i read that in Davie 504's voice💀
He's a popular youtuber who play's bass
he has like 8 million subs or so
yo, i was at level 120 or sum in the battlepass, and i didnt even get a single arcane, nor legendary wtf
weapon skin*
i can feel u brother i only one arcane”kukri”and nothing else😞😞
I swear to god fr
so2 is biased
shre
I only got an arcane charm and an arcane graffitti, but what am i supposed to do with that, graffittis are just useless, and the charm don't even look good on any of my skins
what's Code 500? Can't seem to log into the game for some reason
yeah, i got M60 ares and M110 Themis each like 12 times or so
Can't sell stuff yet
but soon, i'll wait, hopefully them mf's gonna be expensive one day
i'll definetely wait though, won't sell right away
How much do you reckon the Themis is gonna sell for?
When is the update?
Code 500?
yes
Same here
Cood 500
Probably a little maintenance from the devs
Yall can't open Standoff too?
i can't really say tbh, i don't know if that collection as a whole is going to be expensive or not. Majority of the Project Z9 skins arent that expensive, but considering that all the skins look nice, i hope it's gonna be mid, to high range in terms of price
i also think so
the update droppin rn maybe ?
Looking forward to it, genuinely hoping it sells for a decent price, got a few good skins on useless guns and I want them out of my inventory asap lol
There's mo way they're gonna drop an update that fast after releasing a trailer
I think new pass skins coming now on marketplace
I can relate so hard my man
Season 5 coming????
No bro it's coming on the 89th of the second year in december
lol
Oh thanks
The HTTP status code 500 is a generic error response. It means that the server encountered an unexpected condition that prevented it from fulfilling the request
This what į found on Google lmao
Lukas big w moment
I don't know if i'm gonna sell my kukri, it's mid if i'm being honest, the animations are so spastic, to the point where it just looks like he's waving the knife around aggressively, wouldn't sell my butterfly for it
Sell and rebuy cheaper
actually, yeah i might do that, since i wanted MAc-10 argo so bad, but didn't get it
as a matter of fact, i didn't even get any skin for the mac 10
You think so ?
Daaamn
What about graffittis ? whatcha think ?
💀
Rafael playing standoff
What do you think is going to be the most expensive kukri ?
Ares or divine power
hi
It also depends when u sell
♧
Should i sell right away?
Yes
Then i'm lucky i got Ares
I wanted that one tbh
What about M110 Epic skins?
Mashallah
m60 ares around 2-5g?
What about Epic skins that aren't from the season? Will the grow or fall?
it's only sometimes the case though
What yall think Kukri Ares will be worth ? I'd say somewhere between 1500-2000 maybe
3k if u sell right when it comes
mb
No?
meant 1500 and 2000 gold
Can't really tell considering that the community decides the prices of those
Hhm, what about epic graffitis?
In my opinion even the basic legy's will get expensive
Where do you guys even get the money from damn
wdym
Well i am a new guy over here
it's mostly my money
i always get a certain ammount of money at the end of every month, and not that long ago it was my birthday, so money was flowin
great
Oh ill never get any money for gaming
Rich
wait you fr ?
Oh cmon hes joking
Or not
well, yall have seen all the Romania jokes and memes
Put it in the freezer
Lol
Reason: Posted a link
Damn you got connection
Me broke af
How long you been playing
Yup
Damn bro
Oh wow
that's great
Hii
hello
Hru all?
Game got released on May 2017, mate 💀
Lmao
Eduard ur pfp looks like sports direct
What is even that?
Bro played the game before it even got released/developed 💀
Very og
He played it when it was just a single polygon
Bro was shooting targets instead of real enemies
not even targets
First player online
A shop
ball shop
U guys know rafael is live
Ye
I asked him when bp skins gon be on market but he said he cant say
He has all bp skins
Wasn't this kinda obvious, though?
No💀
it is
Why bot?
smh
Not for a stupid guy like me
Not*
💀
smh
Bro just said a bunch of words 💀
ajything
😐
I was typing fast
bro never heard of a typo
As always lmao
smh
typp
it’s sunday
Can't even type normally in Ohio
wow you really catch jokes
always 2 days ahead
What?
he aint even a dev tf you expect him to say
Rafael is
That russian guy with 3 mln followers isn't a developer either, just a content creator
Ters?
he’s a community representative in portugal or something
rafael
i mean brazil
not portugal
He works for axle doesn’t he?
He probably knows the dates
But won’t say
Cuz it’s a secret
he's not a dev
Not*
when did he say that
He’s got the axlebolt role
oh that's dope
Which means he must work somehow for them
Nah
🐱
he's what
that pfp makes me sad
He’s like a community guy for axlebolt
Happy king @paper tangle

@violet quiver hot
🐄
@paper tangle is ur pfp rimuru?
🐓
its always some girl with blue hair
Ill never play on zone9
:))
I rather take a 72 hour ban than to play on that shi5e ahh map
hehe i got blue hair btw
Zone 9 goofyy ahhh map
My pfp
A lil blue hair no?
Dam
😩🤟
I see the blue
Nicee
yur
si
Nice
cool
nice
Proof?
Update when?
mfw the water is rising
W flood
it was kind of a weak one
bro just went at us and pissed
he still is
nah
Why do I need to proof?
Bruh just kidding
yeah but if u search the typhoon you're gonna get my location
It’s like I would need to proof if I bragged aboht smth good
Bruhhh just kdddiding
i wanna drink coffee
Coffee halal
I’m 400 pounds (for Americans) nearly 200kg (for rest of the world)
oh hell naw water is at the gate
The fook
Ayo bro get to safety
Cap o
🧢
ye we still good
Whatchu doin with ya phone, there’s a flood no?
well, it's not severe yet
400 pounds?
in like 1.5 hrs the typhoon is gonna pass
Yes
it has already passed us but yeah maybe
I wish u luck
hel naw bruh the water is nasty as hell
last time i went a swim while there was flood, i smelled like rat piss
Idk how much longer I will live
Me too
I got heart issues
Rlly?
yur
Oh
Expensive
Therapy
call doctor
Xd
contact family miyembros
siii
Can’t trust family
Ye
Like my dad yells at me I’m teaching the dog wrong and that I’m being too soft to it because he read smth on Facebook
Dog listen more to me than him
It’s bcuz I actually show the dog love and I rlly care for it
It wouldn’t do what my dad wanted so he pulled it’s tail
Ayo
I told him to stop
Abusive dad
He told me the dog needs discipline
The dog likes to sleep with me and pretty much spends 90% of the time with me
The dog needs both love and discipline
I take it on a walk everyday
That’s so sweet
Cual es la pagina para reportar jugadores?
Toxic
Toxic team8?
Yea
Uhm i dunno if you could report a toxic team8 lol
u actually can
it'll get them banned for a few weeks
Report em
bro i matched up with myself yesterday
by myself I mean like
myself when im tilted asl
So i can report that chinese guy who calls me a delay dog?
yeah with proof
Why trash talk
U can
Salve algum brasileiro aqui??
idk bro
No entiendo nada jajjaa
Dang
I don’t see the point in trash talking
Yurr
Maybe I’m just really soft
he also called our topfrag a cheater
Estoy traduciendo, y el traductor traducr mal
Tem brasileiro aqui
That dude got some serious skill issue
But like what if someone is having a rlly bad time and they go on the game to forget about it and people just insult them
Ik u shouldn’t take ppl online too srsly but some people are more sensitive than others
ong
True
but sometimes you just can't hold it in
For example if someone online are toxic to me when I’m having a bad time it can make me cry
He lagging
Nahh defeat em
Kill em
I punch my pillow or just grumble to myself
Or I give them a full recount in chat of tactics
I need something to break so it clears off my anger
Like I will tell them the exact scenario in detail and what to do to improve
And then I say by
Nt*
true
Tissues
Hhm
bruh paper
Waste paper
eco friendly B)
Nice
waste plastic
I just beat em up
I punch my pillow or myself
why self harm
Don’t punch ur precious face
😭
😭
No puedo reportar?
Like i do
Ok
nahh u good
🐓
Anyway I don’t eat much lately
Do you count as a double kill?
Quadruple
Bruh
Damn. Tough luck.
There is a website to report someone
Today I had 1 sandwich and half a bowl of pasta
Cual es?
Go to help.axlebolt.com
Ok
That shi ain’t even enough for me tf
😭
Body shaming?
It’s ok
I had a burger and fries. I might make a sandwich later on, but for right now, I'm not hungry.
Nahh me personally
yoooo bros
I ain’t gon let that slide
It’s fine if people bully me
Nice faking
typhoon is moving awayy
W
W
Real
Faking what!
🐓
Nicee
we just have minimal rain now
Unconditionaling nicing
I will steal ur horse

and a bit of flood
No bullying. We can joke, but I don't think you should allow people to bully you.
like foot level
That will be 1.02 poopux
It’s fine^^ if they want it’s fine
Is it drink able?
📝 🤨
I deserve it
💰 here u go
It'd still be attention tho
Be it negative
🐇
I don't think anyone deserves it.
yur
Except me
No one deserves it.
You're no exception, bro.
I’m a toxic person
This is actually like reverse psychology
I’m idiotic
Tho
You mean pee
Hi Ewalk

Ayo we the same

If you think like that, then definitely.
It’s fine if u wanna bully me aswell I’m used to it
How come
Bcuz I am
How?
Sometimes I’m attention seeking so I call myself fat
That’s toxic
It’s hard to help it
That ain’t toxic
Ik its bad I hate doing it but it’s hard to stop
Get psychology help
🐡
So u ain’t chubby?
🦕
Big
Not anymore idk
They're not toxic because they're bad, they're toxic because they victimize themselves.


Ight I understand
Publicly


But maybe they just need help? No?
When I look in mirror I see a fat person but when I look at photo I can see my ribs and some bones
Ofc.


Eat less carb
Farted in face
Some days I don’t eat at all
Eat more, get beefy.
Ayo in public???
Eat fiber
Nasty
Yea where else
Like yesterday I didn’t eat
Nastyyy

Chilllll
Then next day eat birgir
No
Bread
Sendwitch?
Ye
Sendwitch with hem
Sandwich 77% bread
Not eating makes your body react, by storing fat.

No, just with butter
Oh
I lost fat in face by not eat bread
No hem
I lost weight by not sleeping for 2 months
💪🤨

What a cow
🤧
Neigh neigh

Credit credit: ewalk ewalk
Sorry everyone for talking about these things

Sorry for giving advice









