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listen to a skit
hot take: skirt doesn’t look good on men
then why gen z men use it
I don't knfidndjnwhdjs
🐓
mirl
yes
But you love that you're having seg with man
yasss
💅
M1LF
girl: guy in real life
🐓

i have figured out the meaning of life
🐔
death
Uh. What?
.....
that's right
Death race?
what
Alright let's death in standoff 3
*standoff 2
noob
yeag lets go
standoff 3
I realized devs have not released a standoff 3
Maybe in 2044?
never.
Or 2024?
that's too soon 💀
Ok which years?
why would they release a third one
what would be new
Ah yes..... It's Coming soon
coming soon when i get a girlfriend
Lesbian bruh
Your a Lesbian 
hmm yes
im clearly a girl
💀☠️
It looks like a Yuri fans
What about these people
i got pe class now bye
What grade are you in?
He is senior class
His senior class high school
👋
Anyone who's around bronze or silver wanna go allies? I have a task to win 6 more games
hi
Hi
ey
Wwww
Huge W

Godam
zamn
10th
my phone is good enough to run standoff on 120 fps but its locked on 60fps for some reason anyone have any solution?
really appreciate it
What phone do you have
redmi k50i
Go to settings> apps > manage apps then search for Battery and performance, tap it and clear data
thanks it worked
lol it unlocked 144 also
thanks alot man
boulder
Hey
yes hello
hi
Bye
bye
Hey how are you?
im good too
Nice
I was thinking of buying 3000 gold and I know its a bad idea but like-
3000 gold? for what
A knife, and legendary / arcane skins for every gun I use
i dont think its worth it
Probably not
Me too
But diff phon
yes its me
OMG!!
I bought it
Mistah white!!
send me urs first
I can send you ip pics 😊@rich crow
dont mind if I do
You can come to my hous
you mean ip address?
Yesh
yea sure 👍
do you have maid dress
ok im coming
It's in the mail
🤨





Pi🐷🐖
Engrish
very

H9
standoff 2 is worse than cs16
because on the otherhand, cs16 is nostalgic and was a great game for its time while standoff 2 isn't really revolutionary as cs16/hl1
i mean its a mobile game after all so it can't be the greatest greatest
oh
Hie
hi
Yeah
why is .exe then
sonic.exe
@proper gyro do u play on pc
Object reference not an instance of an object
I am trying to play competitive what is this,
Anyone who can inform me about the problem here?
Idk
Idk
what are you talking about
I went to setting did something and now no error while searching for comp
damn
Learn how the market works, then we'll talk

where my knife
So you have enough?
i do
You have 1000+ gold?
cap
Cool then sell it all for a knife 😂
yeah
:/
Put it back
d
🐖
OI

what
that my no no zone

your pfp perfectly explains this moment
Ong
Yes
On Gilbert
Im some pubes the way im above y’all d*ck heads 🗣🗣🗣
F
everything has a reason - some guy on discord
🤣🤣 ya this has a reason to
Hell yeah
5v ?
Man I'm dead
Yo
w8
Bruh 💀
Imagine cheating🤓
fr
Imagine imagining
I thought he meant cheating as cheating on his wife or sum 💀
Still an L
Cheating on your wife is a bigger L than in so2
What if she cheated on you as well
Then I’ll leave her
And they both found out at the exact same time

I won’t cheat

🫂🫂

Imagine having a wife tho 😆😆😭😭
This is the symptoms of watching Andrew Tate
@warped lichen btw did you actually report me when i said i was 8
Or was that somebody else
Watching andrew tate is a big W
you really think somebody on discord would have a wife?
Yoo
💀💀

Damn
You're right
his bald head could go to my carefully setup basement like an art museum but instead his head is on for display for everyone to applaud the blood dripping from the glass container
Ye I did
Nah
My acc got disabled the next day lmao
Who even are you?
I don’t
Wdym
Idk who u even are
whats so special about andrew tate tho
I didn’t report u I was jk
Alright..
I never said he was special
i meant the popularity
Whoever did must've been stupid af 😭
not that he was special
Ur opinion
He was a low league kickboxer
oh
And made a big deal out of it
He’s not💀
I thought he was just a bald dude that likes to smoke and always weared shades
ok make him beat all touhou games in lunatic 1cc
What even is a kickboxer
lets see if he the world champ fr
Google it
He was In d1, as soon as he went k1 (a better league) he got clapped in most fights.
Yo stop giving him hate he is a real man
I like mayonnaise
💯
Tbh what has andrew tate done thats made him a real man @odd bronze
yes
My kickbox instructor would wipe the floor with tate
Nah he’s just saying exaggerating things to get popular
we all fake
I’m not even a man💀
gn
Gn
Yo first of all he has become a millionaire from street broke second kickboxing like only a real man can stay in the ring for so long ppl usually are about to cry
xqc better than tate
But has he done anything to help the world?
Firemen can be called real men
Mr beast can be called a real man
no hes abeast
well not really
And even tate exaggerate things most of time, some of the things he says are wild and his 5iq fan base take him so seriously
And start attacking people who aren’t pro tate
His 5iq fan base treats him like Jesus and then even though he probably doesn’t mean it so much, it spreads hate in the world
Wdym?
there will always be hate
Ik
But with these clowns taking tate so seriously there will be more
Also hustlers university is his main source of income and he is scamming you
Lmfao
they only helped like maybe a dozen hundred people but thats only a dozen hundred people's life that changed, everyone will die one day which means does it really matter in the end? probably not, there are more 7 billion people or more i forgot so
Still, saving someone is a positive thing you can do
bro really called it a university
That’s like saying murdering a dozen people isn’t a big deal as anyone will die one day and that there are 7bn people @rich crow
university of clownery
Hey there skinny girl
It’s the polar opposite but exact same meaning of what u said
?
oh well 💀
but its half true
i literally kinda wanna die before i reach 30-40
But rather save someone from a death by burning and excruciating pain and then they die peacefully with family at 80+
because i saw some analytics that show that dementia happens more with people with asperger, me doing my searches and ruining my future fr.
Hu
Just forget u have dementia fr
Any university >> hustlers university
jm only living up to 30 years old, any longer is either too much or unnecessary
all i wanna do is make a game
Nah cmon
U gotta live
Old age
i dont like that
paped
For what?
buk
What’s buk?
bukk
well who knows, a literal plane could fall on top of my house this moment, i could die from a heart attack at any moment for unspecified reasons etc. there so much crap you dont know about you might aswell be digging your own grave without knowing it
imagine if you could charge your headphones with the back of your phone
Except if a plane falls on you then your not digging the grave
like a wireless charger
craсk сocaine can’t be one of them
yes
id rather die knowing how im dying rather than dying unexpectedly without knowing what happened even tho it doesnt matter really
im kind of paranoid of taking drugs or anything like that
Bomb minneapolis
i am never consuming drugs
Laughs in CIA
i wish i lived in portugal
there's a lot of smokers here
smoking is literally the lamest thing ever
i thinjjj
I'm sorry about the accident drug overdose on April 16, 2023 5:52pm
um
how tf you read my notepad
Bro, dont hate on the only thing that calms me down 💔💔💔
you just get cancer buttttt you can inject smoke to your lungs without any cool effect
I'd like Marlboro gold please
aight ima take a shower brb
at least smoke weed that has some actual effect on your mind unlike cigs
THATS my homie ayeanon, welcome him
Illegal
Then you move onto cocaine
Then to heroine
then drink
Say less
no
Then you overdose on fentanyl cause you were sniffing cocaine
So it’s illegal where I’m at but that’s not stopping me
i move from cocaine to weed
TRUW
xaxaxaxx
Smelling that zaza
😂
everything is legal if you dont get caught
Then you lace childrens candy in Halloween with fentanyl
Right
marilyn monroe was like: 😋
No I stick with my weed ain’t never done nothing else
I be crushing benadryl tabs into powder and add it to the cupcakes (each cupcake has 40 tabs of benadryl)
It's always illegal if cops not around
F 12
heroin scientifically has the same chance of working as antidepressants
I mean the cops and the minors too
i thing in ukraine yall have bigger problems than zazaa
no one plays so2
Yes, we have good ole gift from socialist Germany called pervitine
Soon to free our borders from 1991
😈
Krokodil skin from injecting desomorphine (bad ending)
starlinks go bye bye
Dont bother us since what Elon said in Twitter tbh
What
elons starlinks after clouds come and the speed goes to 10mb
You’ve been having ping issues?
The speed hasn't changed ever since they were turned on here
top idea
Yea like give up on occupied territory
My face when I steal his Tesla Roadster wheels and claim his car to be mine and only mine
im saying it poops when clouds
It poops when I'm in the bathroom
elon musk after mining tons of lithium to produce their VERY environmentally friendly cars
oops! we only caused the earth to suffer more but in a different way
bad co2!!!!!
Elon musk after minor boys mine thousands of thousands of lithium to produce "eco friendly " toster car that breaks down withing 4h of not buying Tesla premium
@gilded flower quick question, russ ia or ukra ine
My face when the russian almighty ship named Moskva was created in Mykolayiv factory and was defacto Ukranian before the USSR broke down
I haven’t had those problems
💔
this, is elon musk 🤖
i wish daddy poutine railed me over next
bomb me aahhh
🥰
Might need to start playing their is servers are dead
I play on Russia and eu to get into games faster
who are u
they do
Yawn
how many hours yall got
2400+
better
Ong
I will touch grass when I want to
And I simply don't want to
cool name
I’ve only gone between 3 usernames in my life online
Istg imma end up in hospital
Must’ve played ranked
Fight back den
Im always at a disadvantage tho
hi
Hey
i have returned
MY QT
yes
😭
Reason: Posted a link
.
my name is skyler white yo
is that like the guy in yo profile pic
that one dude who did that one video with skyler white
i never hear anymore mention western, eastern and southern servers
literally like 0 hackers
Hi
Same as players.
huh
that's a lie
Nah ur 100 right lmfao
It isnt for a master.
but no hacker
I get matched with golds and my teammates are golds that play like silvers
Its very much possible to find hackers
No players = no playing.

Rank?
Not as often but u do once in a blue moon
Yea true
On what server
For a master it's semi impossible.
A decent match that is.
im silver 1
Well have fun playing.
No one is getting master any time soon with these cheaters.

I stopped all together
I aint getting my old rank back
zekken with the 🐓
🐟
i get it
If u want to get your allies rank its a lost cause, For competitive there is a chance.
i barely play comp tbh
I played today and +30
gg
Cause it was a cheat vs cheat.
yeah im not doubting that but like
Its hard
unless I get boosted or something I aint getting that far
Its isnt hard to rank up but its just annoying to get matched against a cheat and lose your 1 day progress.
Its fun but risky for no reason.
Slep
no
I have 180 ping on EU Central
9 pm.
slep
40-90
Literally need to have luck to get a kill
you guys wanna add me or nah
On discord?
on so2
Ye I dont mind
Im just gonna play allies and check if cheats are asleep.
you chose grass huh
🗿 .
that's a lot of hours hoooly
Grind on stand-off anyone?

Get on
Im laying in bed comfortably so sry cant
Lmao ok
me who barely has 350:

Dw I won 8 and lost two and still got s4
I got 5.1k coins
Yesterday I unboxed 11 boxes, got nothing. Hopefully I get something today.
26 commons, 24 uncommons and 1 rare.
Time to do trade ups
Should open all in one sitting
I should’ve not done trade ups 💀
Done some furious trade ups and lost like 5g each one
usually trade ups are bad idea
It all relies on luck
even luck...
I done 50 - 50 and both times I lost
There is, its dependent on the skin you get.

I was shooting for an awp scratch
Trade ups would be more profitable if not for the stupid 20% sales fee
true
Legit such a stupid thing. Only added so people buy more gold.
ye
Reason: Posted an invite

If not, gold would depreciate
why are people so against the thought of having a revolver in so2
When someone buys gold, everyone else's gold would slightly decrease without the 20%
And over time 100 gold would be worth what 10 is now
quick maths
Just random values
can anyone help me?
I bought a new phone “iPhone 14 Pro” and I have lags in game. Why that?
@rich crow / @lusty oracle dm me if u would help me please (sry for the mention)
bozos in chat
Im dying
mate said “with the PEAR in that back”
so u got huawei?
u got nokia?
and u feel cool about it?
lmao
even ur cat is calm
be like her
I think it might b his settings
but that happens only on standoff 2.
Bc I have iPhone SE 2 or 3 and my phone runs at 120fps
No I’m talking abt ole dude with iPhone 14
wdym settings man
I always played with high graphics on iPhone 11 and I never had lags
all of them are high
it feels like I’m playing with 40 fps lmao
Including anti aliasing
I don’t use that
I never did
and how did u get 120fps
I only get 60 max
I thought iPhone 14 Pro would have 120fps but nah
You can check this article out: https://help.axlebolt.com/en/articles/5490315-why-my-fps-has-become-too-low
In cases of the article not helping out you can try to send a message via the messenger icon (bottom right corner).
Also check language roles before pinging moderators, Smokker is a Russian moderator.
I think 120fps is limited to certain phones
Where can I report a player by cheat?
I think because mine is iPhone SE 3 it has it because it uses a bionic chip
You need video proof - report them through the axlebolt site by clicking the bottom right bubble.
thanks, but that doesn’t help me
I always played like that on iPhone 11 too
and never had lags
Oh wait, I do have 120fps…
thanks
which phone
iPhone 8+
what…
You have checked your target FPS setting right?
yes
60fps is enough 120fps is for clout chasers
Yeah
everybody got that on settings
but I’m talking about in game
u can’t get 120fps
settings are only options
sum can
Im boutta tests my phone’s limits
yes but not iPhone users
Everything is maxed out except FPS (90)
I didn't find it on the axebolt website, could you help me?
Send a message via the messenger please.
nox u k?
yes
k
Walter Hartwell White Of 308 negra arroyo lane Albuquerque New Mexico.
This charger doesn’t wanna work on me
Im legit reviving this charger every 5 seconds
Since im silver 4
I ain’t gonna let it die
Mfw when when I go up against a legend Smurf in a silver lobby
Did you surrender or the enemy?
The Enemy
You get that mmr for the enemy surrenderring
Alright - just wondering if it was a glitch or sum.
Prolly
Mfw when I finish with 10 kills 8-7 (win) yet I lose 30 mmr
Osu!
m
The daily life of an immortal king is so good xd
xd
Yea
balenci
ага
@stray violet you see
My feet are freezing
It would be amazing to be having a pair of socks at this point of time
that givenchy black socks
Me when I get 31 kills in tanked but lose 10-8 because my team were bad and thus lose 20 mmr (actually happened)
I think the game needs shadows
I think you need to stop talking
Reason: Posted a link
Bruhhh
Apparently you do enough to ask if there's any more questions
Okay wtf?
out here twisting
Sincerely I'll just mute you
Glady.


this is like that adren scene
this is a certified ewalk moment
adren from Breaking bad
Socks?
true
I shredded 40 russians on Eastern usa servers 🤡
thats cool
Indeed
Nice but, what ranks
Defuse obviously
Deathmatch
Even worse
It's practice.
but the toes
And you simply can't do 40 kills unless the enemy team is full of braindeads on defuse
fatter gloves are mittens
The Pharaohs had them, why can't i
😳
she looks mad hard
cuz they dead
tbh
That’s too pro
Mittens were originally built for people with a thumb and a really big finger (real)
But socks cover toes aswell😳
Does anyone know actual active so2 related servers
terantula biohazard hijacking
Ur the last remnant of those people so that’s how u know.
did the tarantula get bigger or more dangerous
I can't hear you, these toes sleeves are too hard
This is why I don't explain why I'm a thumb player

I'm still trying to figure a way to find English servers because generally I find only russians
😅🗿
There isn’t
Russians are on every server
even the terantulas are immune to ambush
i was one too no need to be sadge

the centipede has 2 curves hollow fangs
Heheheha
shred em
Yk beating 40 Russians in tdm isn’t so good
Especially since Russians aren’t even better than most players
Washington dc when he meets AC
I would beg to differ
Washington direct current
How long after the BP ends does it take before the BP skins are up for sale on the market?
Most Russians have more experience with these kinds of games
Russian t1 teams got destroyed by eu players like Sayang etc
1-12 weeks
washington Dior Cartier
Also I played among Russians and eu players and the difference wasn’t even noticeable
I'm not saying they are better than everyone I'm saying all Russians who are new should naturally be with more of an idea how to play
Omg what's the 4th word in that message 😳 😳 😳
😰😰😰
Amogus
The best CSGO team is Ukrainian and Russian

This isn’t csgo xd
Anyway so2 is irrelevant in 2022
finest swiss dinner
Tru Tru this game is passively popular
I hope it becomes relevant so my account doesn’t go to dust
Bcuz I spent money on so2 when I was addicted to it
Lol I haven't yet
I did the same thing with a other mid game
Its always the little ones lol
so2 is irrelevant
i'm on that grind for Adobe Illustrator 💪
I agree and besides my accuracy is 20 while my headshot percentage is 37
Imma hop on I think I have u added so if u wanna play Inv whenever u hop on tdy
Ooh I’m scared of you now🥺
I don’t. Remember you sorry
Is this supposed to be some kind of dry sarcasm
No I am very scare
37 headshot
😵💫😳
?
In North Korea?
It's a glue gun
British Colombia
Too bad I'm in Worcestershire County
Ur British
Roadmen??
Now I’m even more scare
😵💫
Men on the road
I see you as a certified roadman
Or actually I predicted your future
do you party with barbies in brixton
No and shan't
I’m not a road man
You didn't got the joke
Emo people are more likely to be unemployed in the future for Obvious reasons and you fall in this classification 🤡
?eh
me with job applications
No it’s bcuz I don’t go around acting tough
I’m very shy
i'm in the mental asylum
I'm in my room freezing because I don't have Russian gas
you see this is why the Pharaohs are evil
What u mean by this statement?
And why say it to me?
Lmao
I’m confused
Emo + probably watches anime + anti social + simply no education or school + will end up on streets in the future
That's the definition of roadman
Sure I watch anime and sure im stupid but I won’t end up on streets
And I’m not roadmen
🤦♂️
A road man is someone who thinks they're hard going around doing drugs and carrying blades here in the UK
bro, trust me you are not a sigma nor a giga
Basically every 11-17 yo that grows up in rougher areas
take your L masculinity somewhere else 😹
Atleast in my city
Oh
I hate roadmen they only act tough in groups or with weapons on them
Forgot I can't call them right c#£@s
I fought a road man in hand to hand combat once lmao
Your stupidness will drive you towards unemployment. And in no time you'll turn 18 which means you need to get. A job and you're unlikely based on your ACTIONS end of the statement.
1 on 1 fights only with fists no weapons 99% of roadmen would lose
I'm a pathetic, skinny teenage girl and I managed to not get beat up 😭
Without the knives they're nothing
uh
Ikr
uh?
I did not need a explanation I obviously know the meaning of a roadman if you understand sarcasm
I’m just too shy to argue back if they talk bad to me
I’m too shy to speak In general
You're texting
why do you type like that
No one sees you
Usually I'm not shy nor confident
I don't know lol
Average 5 iq tate watcher symptoms
Totally
🤡 worst comeback made by a attention seeker
The smallest dogs bark the loudest for a reason 😭
*an
LMAO
I’m not trying to make a comeback
Lmao
Just stating the obvious
fr
Popodak the poulet 🐓
@brittle knoll shut 🆙
He thinks he's the fact of truth, saving people from unemployment and then he gets off the screen and cries since his temporary cobra tate tattoo has started peeling 😭
shut 🆙
Xd
🐍
Sincerely I don't plan arguing with a technological black hole on puberty at 1am goodbye.
Cobra tattoo





