💬│english-chat

[stable tartan]

Bro are you seriously expecting me to report all the hackers I met?

[silk kraken]

it's best to have video recording, but it's not always necessary if the cheater is blatant

[stable tartan]

How long is that gonna take me?

I'm never gonna finish if I'm going to report all of them

The correct question is

[tribal timber]

You don’t have to, but it is the best way to get rid of the problem for you, and everyone else

[stable tartan]

Why not the anti cheat do it's job

[stable tartan]

They basically make new accounts dude

They don't give a single fvck about whatever ban they are taking

[tribal timber]

Yeah it’s temporary, but obviously cheatings a problem so HOPEFULLY an anticheat system is installed at some point soon

[stable tartan]

Everybody hacking I met had 1-50 hoirs

[tribal timber]

lol

Fat

But yeah I fully get you it’s such a fricking pain losing ranks you earnt to some bumarse loser thinking he’s good with cheats

[fossil summit]

Hola, ¿saben si hay algun codigó promocional activo?

[vale sparrow]

no

[sage badge]

osu!droid

[simple lion]

...

[rich crow]

osu!iphone

[hollow oak]

Bruh

[glossy roost]

Hello

[rich crow]

Hi

[glossy roost]

Nice to meet you

[rich crow]

Well nice to meet you I'm Vec

[glossy roost]

I'm Faruq Also Known as scrim

[rich crow]

Scrim

[rich crow]

Nice

[glossy roost]

Haha Yes

[rich crow]

I don't have to join scrim that I'm not clan

[glossy roost]

Yeah, Its Just A Nickname, Im actually have a lot of nicknames but i think this one is good

[stray violet]

He's just introducing himself

[glossy roost]

Yes

Ty

[rich crow]

Ahh yeah.

Your welcome

Can I use a cheat guys?

[glossy roost]

Do not

[simple lion]

...

[stray violet]

Yes and drop me a knife 😈

[rich crow]

🥲..

[glossy roost]

Do you guys know youtuber named w1ndyzz

Russian hacker

[simple lion]

and yea drop a knife on me

[glossy roost]

*i mean cheater

[paper tangle]

🐓

[simple lion]

Anyone knows K7

[rich crow]

You can't use a hack there's a anti - cheat

[simple lion]

but still there are hackers out there

[rich crow]

How many AK Assimov

[simple lion]

Anyone knows K7

[glossy roost]

Sicko mode? =
Or Mo Bamba? =

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

[simple lion]

[gilded flower]

nah bro it’s only one of the most known clans in so2

[glossy roost]

Yea

[gilded flower]

does anyone know faze clan

😱😱

[rich crow]

Yes

[languid flicker]

@rich crow ranked match sg-5 server anyone?

oh wait

[simple lion]

I was playing esc with mah friend the other day and we defeated users from K7

[languid flicker]

wrong server

[simple lion]

...

[gilded flower]

because they bad

[simple lion]

🗿

[rich crow]

Loooool Critical ops player is here

[simple lion]

And my friend said it's the top clan in asia

[gilded flower]

it was

[stray violet]

What did k7 stand for? I forgot

[simple lion]

heh

[gilded flower]

now they add people for money

[glossy roost]

[simple lion]

lol fr

Well we destroyed em in that esc

[languid flicker]

it has almost no occurence of hackers though

[gilded flower]

kum

[rich crow]

Ya i know

[simple lion]

LOL

[languid flicker]

standoff has hackers every server 💀

[stray violet]

Kum 7

[glossy roost]

Fr

[rich crow]

Ye.

[simple lion]

Ye caus ethat game is not good

I remember playing it

[rich crow]

Same

[simple lion]

But now as i shifted to standoff and other games

I'll say cops wasn't that good

It's like good for beginners

[stray violet]

Modern ops

[simple lion]

liek who likes a seperate reload button

[glossy roost]

Stand Ops

[rich crow]

Call of duty modern warfare 2

[simple lion]

no one exactly

[rich crow]

How about brutal strike? (Game)

[simple lion]

and there was more stuff in thay

[stray violet]

Stand ON????

[simple lion]

i was there when the raid map had to come

anyone remember raid map in cops

my other friend and i was hyped at that time

[rich crow]

Imagine : stand ops but stand word

Standing here!

[simple lion]

and i was pro yk we both went full rush with shotguns

[rich crow]

You use a KSG?

Then u rush a enemy

[simple lion]

ksg?

[rich crow]

Ye

It's a Sg gun

Shotgun

[simple lion]

oh idk

I don't remember them names

well fun times but now that games meh

[glossy roost]

Ping Me for a suprise

[stray violet]

@glossy roost

[glossy roost]

Got naded*

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Ye Raven don't know a KSG xD

What?

Ah ye

[sage badge]

@rich crow overused pfp

[languid flicker]

oh boy the players there are sweaty that it made niagra falls 2.0

good game but bad balancing

[sage badge]

what

isn't that what i said 💀

[stray violet]

impulsive doing too much zaza

[sage badge]

that's what i said

what are you confused about

um

ok

[rich crow]

These 2 are doing arguement lol

[sage badge]

doing arguement

[rich crow]

Ok wait

[sage badge]

argument *

[glossy roost]

Ping me for a suprise

[sage badge]

there's no E

[gilded flower]

there’s so many people with thomas shelby on pfp and they usually start being toxic and tell everyone how masculine they are irl

[sage badge]

got naded

[sage badge]

FR LOL

[stray violet]

Confused on why you aren't on my bed rn

[glossy roost]

Ping me for a suprise

[gilded flower]

do you even lift? 💀

[sage badge]

got naded

[glossy roost]

No

[sage badge]

[glossy roost]

This time the suprise is different

Ping me

[sage badge]

got naded

there isn't an e dude

[stray violet]

Flashed

[sage badge]

it's argument

[glossy roost]

No

[stray violet]

Smoked

[glossy roost]

Trust me guys just ping me

[sage badge]

no

go away

[glossy roost]

Its different

[gilded flower]

@glossy roost

[stray violet]

Eaten

[glossy roost]

Your rank has dropped to bronze*

[sage badge]

😐

everyone laugh now

[gilded flower]

arguement? lmao in what language

[glossy roost]

Jk

Im bored

[stray violet]

[rich crow]

Oh it's Kiminara Alpha

[sage badge]

uh huh

[rich crow]

Oh ok

[glossy roost]

Rat

[rich crow]

Nani?

[glossy roost]

[rich crow]

Simp detected

[glossy roost]

Wait thomas shelby !? 🥶

[rich crow]

Ye he is

You simp with? @simple lion eh?

[glossy roost]

[rich crow]

I though ness dar is looking a Raven PFP that he simp it

*kill my myself *

[stray violet]

пон 🦈

[glossy roost]

Top 3 Best Cheap Knife And Gloves Combination :

Glove Retro Wave + Dual Daggers Acid
Glove Year Of Tiger + Flip Knife Vortex
Glove Champion + Butterfly Kumo

[sweet hedge]

🐓

[stray violet]

Glove Neuro + scorpion scratch

[woven tulip]

Don’t forget autumn + M9 frozen very cheap!!

So is geometric + jKommando floral

[woven tulip]

Lowkey goated tho

[stray violet]

Retro + floral better

[sage badge]

L raven

[rich crow]

1v1 anyone?

[paper tangle]

yo mama llama better

🦙

[rich crow]

L

[sage badge]

yeah

[rich crow]

Not me

MP7 meta

Has high fire rate

[sage badge]

im about to blow up my house

[woven tulip]

HOLY

nba mascots make $500 an hour for being goofy and entertaining

[limpid oxide]

@everyone Hello,they could solve the problem of the bad pin that is in the game Thank you

[verbal imp]

Can I join?

[glossy roost]

Hi, I Dont Really know

[verbal imp]

Lvl 44

😈

[woven tulip]

@ everyone and @ here pings don’t work.

[tribal timber]

They can’t fix bad ping lol

Just move countries closer to your server

[sweet hedge]

Use broadband wifi

[stray violet]

They only work for like 2 or 3 hours probably 4 times a month

[sweet hedge]

🐓

[void bronze]

get better internet

[sage badge]

1V1?

[void bronze]

more than i make

in a year

[limpid oxide]

I don't have bad wifi and I thought it was a bug in the game, because in all regions the pin is fatal

[sweet hedge]

Tf

[sweet hedge]

I detected google translate being used

[woven tulip]

An average NBA game last for about 2-2.5 hours, the mascot is usually there before the game while everyone is prepping. So, they work for about 3 or so hours. NBA teams have 3.5 games per week - 3 x 3.5 = 10.5 10.5 x 500 = 5,250. A weeks pay.

[limpid oxide]

Si hablas español?

[sweet hedge]

This guy make more in an hour than I did a month

[woven tulip]

At the costs of being insanely energetic and also harassing people for fun

[void bronze]

big moners

[woven tulip]

Replace M with

B

[void bronze]

daaamn

[woven tulip]

Lolz (lmao) XDDD

[woven tulip]

Dawg

[void bronze]

what the heeeelll

[proper gyro]

nothing beats a groundpound

[stray violet]

Y'all saw that

[woven tulip]

What the heeeeeeaaaaaalllll oh nah nah nah

[proper gyro]

when the moon

[woven tulip]

Why does it have a bell around its neck?

[glossy roost]

Did You Know? Some of the maps in standoff 2 were inspired by several countries?

Sandstone : Arabic / East Countries
Sakura : Japan
Province : Spain
Breeze : Rio, Brazil
Rust : Canada
Zone 9 : AREA 51,America

[proper gyro]

breeze, brazil

[woven tulip]

Idk too much about Rust. Rust seems more like Russia.

[sweet hedge]

🐓

[proper gyro]

breeze os literally santorini

mfw misinformation

@glossy roost you should be banned

omggg

misinformation

[glossy roost]

Why

[void bronze]

he spent 10 minutes typing that

[stray violet]

Rust: Ohio

[woven tulip]

The sopranos

[void bronze]

[glossy roost]

Nope

[sweet hedge]

Real.

[woven tulip]

I put da pepperoni on da pizza

[woven tulip]

🤌🤌🤌

[void bronze]

pineapple

🔥🔥

[proper gyro]

typical twitter procastinator

[woven tulip]

I like pineapple on pizza

[void bronze]

yeah

[woven tulip]

Pineapple + ham on pizza is fire

[proper gyro]

same

[glossy roost]

I Just Want to havin fun.

[sweet hedge]

[void bronze]

idk why people hate it

[proper gyro]

not fruit they say

[woven tulip]

Mob hate

[void bronze]

OHIO????

[proper gyro]

then have sauceless pizza

[sweet hedge]

Unreal.

[woven tulip]

Italians literally wrap ham around a melon

[stray violet]

Holy

[tribal timber]

Not many people hate it anymore

[glossy roost]

Yes

[void bronze]

buh

[tribal timber]

I did a poll on insta and 90% like it

[sweet hedge]

Mfw

[woven tulip]

Only in Cincinnati Ohio

Only in Cleveland Ohio

[void bronze]

where is mississippi

in what state

[sweet hedge]

When you work so hard you forgot it's break time already.

[void bronze]

idk america

[void bronze]

they have funny names

oklahoma

[woven tulip]

Beside Alabama above Louisiana below Arkansas

From what I know

[sweet hedge]

There's a town in america named "Intercourse"

[woven tulip]

Town is named after what I done with ur’r mother last night

[void bronze]

seggs????

[woven tulip]

S**exxx (please don’t tell my Mom or Dad)

[sweet hedge]

[void bronze]

i know what sex means

but im not telling you

[woven tulip]

It’s when 2 people kiss eachother in their mouth I think

Idk

Don’t make fun of me

[verbal imp]

Monkey sex

[woven tulip]

?

[sweet hedge]

Welcome to Pulau Kentut (Fart Island)

[woven tulip]

The island where people fart

[verbal imp]

Bro my bad
My cat ran across my keyboard >_<

[woven tulip]

This next tier will decide if I’ll profit from this battle pass or not.

[sweet hedge]

Omg I found Pig Island

[glossy roost]

Angry birds

[woven tulip]

My pet snail typed that

[verbal imp]

Smart snail

I saw what u said

[woven tulip]

Once again, my pet snail typed that. He is a smart little critter.

[verbal imp]

goofy fr

[woven tulip]

Goofy luh bro

[sweet hedge]

Mfw

[woven tulip]

Me when I see someone helping an elderly person cross the street “of my gosh the meat riding is crazy”

[sage badge]

kitty

[sage badge]

aww

[verbal imp]

Okay imma watch me some blue lock

[sweet hedge]

[verbal imp]

Fortnite

[sweet hedge]

Fart

[sage badge]

cha ching

[void bronze]

literally

skull

💀

[sweet hedge]

Ching cheng hanji

[verbal imp]

Now I'm depressed

[rich crow]

Any new CODE? Promocode

[sweet hedge]

My class gave 2 options for another subject.

[void bronze]

no

no code

[sweet hedge]

Chinese or Arabic

[rich crow]

Ok thanks

[void bronze]

how many languages are in malaysia

[sweet hedge]

Mr. Worldwide

Why can't they add dark mode on wikipedia

[rich crow]

@sweet hedge omg real zharm

I mean one of his alts with his real name

[woven tulip]

7

[rich crow]

Anyone know how to write to Standoff?

[woven tulip]

They won’t reply. If it’s concerning concerning a cheater - just report the cheater through the axlebolt site. You need video proof tho.

[rich crow]

But I wanted to write to them with a proposal, for example, what they can add

[void bronze]

[rich crow]

[sweet hedge]

Step 1. Profit prioritised

[stray violet]

Step 2:

[sweet hedge]

Step 3:

[verbal imp]

Im actually disappointed

[sweet hedge]

[stray violet]

Step 4:

[sweet hedge]

🥬

[woven tulip]

Gn

[sweet hedge]

Don't wake up.

Imagine Typing Like This.

[void bronze]

why you look like

the most muslim guy ever

[void bronze]

this

[sweet hedge]

I drank the halal potion.

[void bronze]

alhamduliah

[sweet hedge]

I should join FBI

[stray violet]

[sweet hedge]

I lost the original pic

Idk Shopee exist in Poland

[stray violet]

I found both

[void bronze]

huh

[void bronze]

isnt that for like

[proper gyro]

true

[sweet hedge]

Amber Fox keychain when

[void bronze]

asia only

[sweet hedge]

[proper gyro]

idk ask shopee why they in Poland

[sweet hedge]

They used to operate in Brazil 🐓

[stray violet]

@iamstela\🍂#7455

🦕

[sweet hedge]

Nvm they still available

🐓

[hot hornet]

suii man shopee commercial

[sweet hedge]

Shopee in Mexico unreal

[hot hornet]

[sweet hedge]

[void bronze]

ronlado

[sweet hedge]

Shopee in Spain unrealest

[hot hornet]

imagine if mexico shopee branch made a Breaking Bad ad where Walter and Jesse orders meth

[sweet hedge]

Shopee in France inreal

[void bronze]

jese

we ned to buy

[sweet hedge]

Shopee in Chile

@iamstela\🍂#7455

"Zharm Shopee everywhere"

-mamankadudu 2020

[hot hornet]

OH NO

@proper gyro @thick yoke @void bronze

Ivan just quit Axlebolt

😭

[void bronze]

what

yeah

[sweet hedge]

Imagine just realising 🐓

[rich crow]

mamankadudu

[void bronze]

like 3 days ago i think

[hot hornet]

No more good music ig

[void bronze]

😔

[hot hornet]

What about their interactive music?

Are they gonna change it all up again?

💀

[sweet hedge]

idk and idc

[hot hornet]

My bet would be they're just gonna hire someone to mimic Ivan's style

so the OST he built won't be in jeopardy and the feel will stay the same

[sweet hedge]

Lyrics: "Dun dum dum deeeng"

🐓

[void bronze]

turi ip ip

[sweet hedge]

Mfw when

Mfw when the

Mfw 90 degrees Turkey

[stray violet]

Mfw genshin impact

[sweet hedge]

Still can't find this pic

[stray violet]

@sage badge yo have you played so2 recently

[hot hornet]

imagine if Ivan left while the Halloween OST is half finished

💀

[simple lion]

[stray violet]

[sweet hedge]

💨

[tribal timber]

#📸│photos check mate buddy

[simple lion]

oke we need bruh stickers

[sweet hedge]

This god damn slow mode bugger.

[stray violet]

[sweet hedge]

[simple lion]

lel

[sweet hedge]

Not yet, it's not over yet.

[simple lion]

[tribal timber]

Oh yeah I frocked up

Fricked

They guy before me did a better move

[void bronze]

this is the most cat ever

[void bronze]

what

[stray violet]

@brittle knoll

[sweet hedge]

Let's just say my exhibition was a disaster.

[stray violet]

Mfw stalemate game

[sweet hedge]

Too many customers came.

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

can we have blownzharm

please

[stray violet]

Ask ax

Or Billy

[void bronze]

@silk kraken add please pleade

[stray violet]

Or encore

[silk kraken]

no

[sweet hedge]

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

im so sad rn

wjat

[sweet hedge]

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

:blownzharm:

credit:

[stray violet]

Zharfan

[sweet hedge]

Casters: Zharm, Zhorm, Zherm, Zhurm, Zarm

[stray violet]

Amber

Kitsune

[sweet hedge]

@iamstela\🍂#7455

[stray violet]

🐡

@void bronze do you

Remember

Nyacinth

[sweet hedge]

@void bronzeh

[void bronze]

yeah

[stray violet]

[stray violet]

He went downhill

[void bronze]

wdym

like

he dead?

[stray violet]

Pronouns

Anime

[void bronze]

oh

[stray violet]

Dad emo profile

[void bronze]

damn

[stray violet]

Sad*

Genshin

[void bronze]

😭😭😭

[stray violet]

We lost another one

A real one

Gave me $50 (real)

[void bronze]

what

[gilded flower]

only if he didnt play so2

[hot hornet]

My sleep paralysis demon looking at me as it mounts on my chest (it then shapeshifted into a tall hot goth mommy and proceeded to have intimate sex)

[void bronze]

🧌

[stray violet]

Nah that's what happens when you leave so2

[sweet hedge]

Mfw snow tires:

[gilded flower]

these emojis remind me of someone

[stray violet]

Gt500 with snow tires and rally suspension

Maxed out psi on all tires

[sweet hedge]

Gripn't

[void bronze]

🫃

[sweet hedge]

Gender fluid people:

[stray violet]

🌊

[sweet hedge]

[void bronze]

helmet

🌊

[gilded flower]

nothing worse than playing on a turkish server

[void bronze]

did you know

[sweet hedge]

Turkey vs Greece debate

[void bronze]

when allah created world

allah did give whole world to turkey

but turkey frendly county

so turkey gived land to other country

[rich crow]

Hellalujah

[void bronze]

🇹🇷

[sweet hedge]

[void bronze]

kelanta

[sweet hedge]

Siam

[void bronze]

Z

[sweet hedge]

blownz

[rich crow]

Slamic

[void bronze]

harm

[rich crow]

Omae was shin deiru

Yare yare daze yo wa

[sweet hedge]

Massive c

[void bronze]

:giant_cock:

credit: ewal

[rich crow]

:livseg:

[void bronze]

@stray violet

[sweet hedge]

:barking_cock:

[void bronze]

how is it barking

is it dog

[sweet hedge]

Dock

[void bronze]

Dock

[rich crow]

I gotta play CS 16 in mobile bye

[void bronze]

blownzharm

[sweet hedge]

CS 16.0

[void bronze]

omg

16.0

[sweet hedge]

New update: Remove surpressor

\🐢

mfw ˜

˜~˜

[stray violet]

:giant_cock:

Mfw

[verbal imp]

:giant_cock:

[sweet hedge]

©Zhaem 2023

[verbal imp]

Oh good

[stray violet]

Mfw zhaem

[sweet hedge]

Mfw zam zam

🚰

[stray violet]

Potable

What

What word is that

[sweet hedge]

PlayStation Potable Water

[stray violet]

Google says potable water is food

Yum

[sweet hedge]

Potable water

"Maps"

Gonna invade Ph

[stray violet]

Filipinos beware

[sweet hedge]

Sent a letter to Spain: "Do you want to catch up some old time?"

[stray violet]

Live Spain reaction:

[rich crow]

It's rain storm bruh getting invade

[stray violet]

Omgggggg

[rich crow]

Chicken????

[sweet hedge]

Live Vietnam reaction:

[void bronze]

:gaming_cock:

[sweet hedge]

🌳

[void bronze]

literally me

[stray violet]

Perfect timing

[sweet hedge]

Nice afro

[stray violet]

[void bronze]

🌛

[sweet hedge]

[stray violet]

Waittttt

How come

You have a beard

But in the original you don't

🦉

[sweet hedge]

No beard no muslim???

[stray violet]

Reallll

[gilded flower]

muslims arent real anyway

[void bronze]

islam

[stray violet]

[plush bane]

Huh, so basically i dont exist

[void bronze]

you do not

🚫

[sweet hedge]

Nothing is nothing

Totally not paid by Church of Scientology.

[gilded flower]

yeah?

[vast escarp]

season 5 when

🐔

bro hard carrying in defuse 💀

still doesn't change my point

it doesn't

you're being one right now

[raven oyster]

he's champion rank

if I'm not wrong

🐔

his is 2.8

or 2.7 i dont remember

but definitely above 2.5

0.90 means getting carried every match

not really

[plush bane]

Me with 1.50+ kd :

[raven oyster]

my common kd is 2.6

my rank kd is 1.8

still stuck in gold

solo

yea

and i dont play much rank because of the match cancellation

happens everytime

so your common kd is 0.9

[plush bane]

Chinese players are just too good

[raven oyster]

i used to play rank in china server

dunno why they removed it

source: trust me bro

[plush bane]

The

[raven oyster]

and one cheater for every 100 people

sand esc is T sided on A

just smoke balcony, flash Ct spawn and easy round

you don't have to play passive

i always agress on ct spawn after flashing

always works

[thick yoke]

bruh wym

In a there's literally 2 main ways they come from

Ct spawn, can be flashed above

or Aps

they barely go garden and if they do u can just kill from short and fall back

U can peek Z with ease cause their spawn is literally in the open

and u can camp from kitchen

it's just escalation

this is like complaining about spike rush on valorant

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[raven oyster]

bomb blast=win
only have to stall time

[thick yoke]

exactly lol

🗿

[raven oyster]

🐔

[plush bane]

[thick yoke]

haha yes..funi..

[plush bane]

[raven oyster]

[thick yoke]

[sharp vessel]

🦨 🧩 🪒

[vast escarp]

🐔

[plush bane]

[sharp vessel]

🧐

🇱 you dropped this

[tribal timber]

It’s not worth it lol

Just walk off

[sharp vessel]

that's why you were complaining

🧐

[plush bane]

Bread

[vast escarp]

roasted

bread

[tribal timber]

Looks like they were mainly giving you tips

[void bronze]

top cinco momentos

numero uno

[vast escarp]

[plush bane]

[tribal timber]

SO2 emotes are elite

Might get nitro just to use them in other servers

[vast escarp]

totally worth it

[plush bane]

Man i love this one so much

[vast escarp]

if you have money to spare

[tribal timber]

Yeah I may as well

[gilded flower]

you mean spare money

🤨

[vast escarp]

no i meant money to spare

dont twist my words

[tribal timber]

[vast escarp]

[tribal timber]

Do the small balaclava men have names

Hmm.. the terms actually ‘money to spare’, please do your research.

😱

[vast escarp]

🐔

[tribal timber]

[gilded flower]

he was ironic

[tribal timber]

Yeah it was

[sharp vessel]

what they generally do is put up a sign..

[tribal timber]

He could understand fairly well couldn’t he

[gilded flower]

if i understood it how couldn’t you

brain issue perhaps?

i mean

perhaps a brain issue

[tribal timber]

Calm down keyboard warrior

[gilded flower]

he needed to get the punctuation right

[sharp vessel]

"it's spelt calm"
-kingDm

[void bronze]

@sharp vessel are you chicken invader

[sharp vessel]

bani is

[void bronze]

oh

[tribal timber]

YO

language!

[gilded flower]

YOO

[tribal timber]

[gilded flower]

he said

ahole

mods!

@mint ridge @mint ridge

[tribal timber]

I am clenching my fist

[gilded flower]

this user violated the rules

[tribal timber]

Ooooo

[sharp vessel]

Bypassing filter

🧐

[tribal timber]

Mans feeling a bit hard

[sharp vessel]

live confession

🧐

[gilded flower]

he does not show remorse!

[tribal timber]

Literally screenshotting

[sharp vessel]

objection hearsay

[thick yoke]

what can yall do? he's a king

[tribal timber]

I forgot 😱

[sharp vessel]

and what's DM

🧐

[thick yoke]

deez muts

[sharp vessel]

[tribal timber]

lol

[sharp vessel]

he typoed his name it's actually KingDN

[thick yoke]

what's DN😯😯

[tribal timber]

My fr*cking uber eats driver took my mcchicken

[gilded flower]

35:15=3

[tribal timber]

There is no bag

[vast escarp]

wrong calculation?

[tribal timber]

He took a pictur and it’s not there

[thick yoke]

eat the driver

[tribal timber]

Now I have to have some leftovers

[tribal timber]

That’s against the rules bud

I’m no rulebreaker

[vast escarp]

then drive the eater

[void bronze]

he broke the rule

so its fine to eat him

[vast escarp]

two wrongs don't make right

[tribal timber]

I don’t think he realises what my dad can do to his career.

😼

[thick yoke]

oh no

the ceo of xbox

[tribal timber]

Nah fam.

He killed hitler

[thick yoke]

he's a gun?

[tribal timber]

But I’m actually mad I have no food now

😡

[thick yoke]

hunger

ububuhi

[tribal timber]

All my foods expired now because I was away for 2 months

And most food places are closed now

Really

Sick I’ll check on my locals website

Oh wait no I can’t

The reason I got uber eats is because my hair is dead I can’t go outside

Apparently barbers don’t do waves in australia

[gilded flower]

dont like dogs

[tribal timber]

Yeah you barely realise if you do a lil mental gymnastics

[gilded flower]

you clearly never tried it

i tried illegally

[sage badge]

no they don't lmao

every non dog eater says that

[gilded flower]

same with humans

„people taste like chicken”

[sage badge]

fr

The forearm and thigh of people taste like absolute crap

[gilded flower]

omgg

the day has come

[sage badge]

what day

dayZ

[gilded flower]

i think i finally sold the hoodie

[sage badge]

yay

everyone celebrate

[gilded flower]

so i can buy new headphones

[sage badge]

[gilded flower]

guys celebrate

🔫

or else

[tribal timber]

😱

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

What headphones are you gonna get

[gilded flower]

airpods pro

[sage badge]

public

[tribal timber]

Big ups

[gilded flower]

🆙

[tribal timber]

Yes.

[gilded flower]

up

[tribal timber]

A big UP!

[gilded flower]

up!

[tribal timber]

Sorry

🆙 🆙

[sage badge]

why are you offended

im just saying that pubs aren't impressive or worth showing off

[gilded flower]

funny how they added kukri to so2 and it doesnt even look like kukri

[sage badge]

"K." totally not

uh huh

[tribal timber]

True

Real ones are thinner and rarely have the jagged back

[sage badge]

not every kukri is the same

[tribal timber]

And the handguard

[sage badge]

there's different kukri's in different regions

🫥

[gilded flower]

they aren’t so good i tried them, not only the touch controls are trash but it lacks to compatibility that airpods have. also airpods have more stable sound without some stupid bass boost

[sage badge]

"According to Google-" 🤓

what

terrible comparison

[gilded flower]

if you google kukri none of them look like the one in so2

[sage badge]

finally

[gilded flower]

wait he got banned

lmao

[tribal timber]

Wait what

[sage badge]

everyone celebrate

[tribal timber]

Lmao wtf

[sage badge]

[tribal timber]

[gilded flower]

i guess i won that argument

[tribal timber]

Why’d he get banned

[sage badge]

party

[timid stratus]

[gilded flower]

for saying hole

[tribal timber]

Maybe for all that vile language earlier

Yeah

[gilded flower]

i think

[sage badge]

goofy

[void bronze]

king of deez nuts is gone

[sage badge]

good

jaja

[gilded flower]

yeah that was unacceptable

[tribal timber]

I nearly flipped when he said that.

[void bronze]

:giant_cock:

credit: ewalk

[gilded flower]

i had to walk it off too

[tribal timber]

I was very very close to taking it to the higher ups.

He’d of been banned a whole lot quicker if I had done so.

You see, my dad could’ve made his life a living hell

[hot hornet]

Toumei Datta Sekai hits hard after Jiraiya died

[gilded flower]

actually i think he got banned for saying consider buying samsung buds

[hot hornet]

[sage badge]

samsung buds over airpods any day

[tribal timber]

Bro shh you might get banned for saying that

[gilded flower]

well why would you buy airpods for android

like buying a mouse for a phone

[sage badge]

airpods sound bad

[sage badge]

it works

[gilded flower]

the basic ones

[void bronze]

idk

[sage badge]

all of them

[void bronze]

i use wired

[tribal timber]

The pros are good

[gilded flower]

no jack

😭

[void bronze]

i have an android

[hot hornet]

Why do people even buy wireless pods or whatever

[void bronze]

[gilded flower]

100$ no name phones have jack

[void bronze]

yeah

[proper gyro]

wires break on us

[gilded flower]

who said i want wireless

[tribal timber]

And if you have an insane amount of money, get the AirPods max

[hot hornet]

no one

[gilded flower]

i mean it’s as expensive than my phone

[proper gyro]

i just want a replaceable wire for earphones

[dusk grotto]

Wo want to play competitive (eu server)

[proper gyro]

like some of the bt headphones

[gilded flower]

people buy wireless headphones because they can’t use wired

[hot hornet]

isn't it supposed to be the other way around

😭

[void bronze]

what

[sage badge]

get studio level headphones

[gilded flower]

but i have to say wireless headphones are way better than wired if they have a good battery life but wired are usually cheap af

[hot hornet]

The bwuetooth device has been connected successfullei

[gilded flower]

because the cable doesn’t bother

[void bronze]

if they have a good battery

[proper gyro]

my bose dies in like an hour

[gilded flower]

• pam pam pam * bluetooth connected!

[void bronze]

i hate this woman's voice

[hot hornet]

I'm scared to buy wireless headphones because it might have even the slightest delay

[gilded flower]

actually mine dont say anything they just make sounds

[gilded flower]

mine dont xaxa

[void bronze]

your dont what

[tribal timber]

Be scared

[gilded flower]

no woman in mine

[tribal timber]

My beats have like a 1/2 second delay

[void bronze]

damn

[hot hornet]

Like imagine playing Standoff 2 with it and someone appears on your screen before their footsteps reach your ears in a split second time frame

[gilded flower]

i dont know how mine last because i usually use 1 at the time and swap between them

[tribal timber]

If you have a headphone jack use wired

[hot hornet]

[tribal timber]

Unless you want them for sport or sommin

[gilded flower]

wired are legit so bad for running

[hot hornet]

My Huawei nova 5t doesn't have a headphone jack which makes me want to find whoever designed it so I can smash eggs on their face

[gilded flower]

buds in general tbh

[hot hornet]

Good thing they have these adaptors

[tribal timber]

You just tug them too much it’s such a pain

[hot hornet]

Male to female they call it (circular plug thingy to USB-C adaptor)

[proper gyro]

my bose is purely a charge Bluetooth headphones

[hot hornet]

😭

and it works

[proper gyro]

tbh i want those sony replaceable battery headphones

[gilded flower]

NAW

[proper gyro]

just swap it out when it dies

[gilded flower]

what happened to nitro in poland

59.99

[proper gyro]

lmao

[gilded flower]

it was literally 19.99

before

[void bronze]

local pricing

pro

[gilded flower]

wait no

oooohhh

[hot hornet]

@proper gyro my school is finally doing F2F soon

[gilded flower]

they made GIFTS triple the price

[hot hornet]

they be asking a bunch of sh¡t like philhealth mdrs and vaccination cards

YAY

[gilded flower]

yeah no i think they just made gifts expensive to prevent people selling it for a lower price

because poland actually has quite cheap nitro

[hot hornet]

I'm finally gonna be able to do some actual learning with teachers actually doing their job

[proper gyro]

you mean all of Philippines is finally doing f2f on nov

[hot hornet]

YEAH

[gilded flower]

5$ for the better one instead of 10

[hot hornet]

Like for the past three years I genuinely didn't do anything

except sitting my аss on my office chair 9-5

[void bronze]

8 hours a day

[hot hornet]

completing word documents and PE videos

[void bronze]

pro

[hot hornet]

I genuinely didn't learn anything

[void bronze]

yeah

[hot hornet]

and if I think about the past lessons they're gonna be very vague

Unlike in face to face classes, I literally still remember the lessons and classes I had from like third grade or so

😭

[rich crow]

Who wants friendly 1v1 to practice

[glacial dune]

Can i share my account with my brother? Or it's bannable

[rich crow]

I dont know

[proper gyro]

legally, you can't. but just don't be stupid about it

[rich crow]

Anyone 1v1

For fun

No toxic

[glacial dune]

I started 2 days ago so I will be noob if we play 1v1🤣

[rich crow]

Oh lol , if u want we practice

I tryna get better at onetap

[glacial dune]

One tap? Lol I can't kill someone with 30 taps xd

[rich crow]

Lol wanna play or nah