#💬│english-chat
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i get allergic reactions when taking fruits
whatcha doin
eating
But ur drinkin
That’s harsh

im bot drinking
Bot
What are you eating tho
Hes eating rubber guys
I’m gonna eat coffee
Typical
the school rubber
I’ve swallowed gum it really didn’t do anything
eras
i do it on the daily basis
\🗿
swallow enough ones and suffocate
Ur body hates u
Bet
no
I only do it when there’s no trash around
just put it on your pocket and then throw it on trash when you find one
totally wont get stuck there
Deceiving
The best gum imo gotta either be the thin rectangle ones or the ones that are rolled up.
Can I remove a charm without losing it?
Suupppp
Bro's been waiting for 27 years
Can i see your stats
smh
I dont even have so2 installed
lmao
I have a like 2.0 kd and 900 hours
Somethin like that
Idk Ill never return unless NA un-dies
Omg so pro
bro
Well that's literally never gonna happen
your not ready for comp
The game dies more and more every update
Ok
Eu is dying
And only ru will be left
And maybe asia scene
Russia will die eventually lol
Not gonna happen big bro
complain somewhere else

I just be reminiscing on the old days
Take me back to 2016 so2

Oh dam so2 came out in 2017
Im delusional

@paper tangle guess where I'm going
yo mama llama house
where
Ur goin to
(your favorite place for me)
Ngl I miss 2018-2019 C-Ops days
I don’t remember much from old so2 sadly
I used to stay up
I was playing during the zone 9 era
my house
Never played scrims
I played a lotta scrims cause I got bored of defuse
Nah i was there yesterday
can anyone help me with some golds? 5-15?
I’m in bed with your mother and she said you don’t have a house, stop lying bro ☠️
And comp didnt come out till I quit the game
i was eating dinner at some of my parent's friends house so i didnt see you
🐓
The body in the basement stopped breathing ⚠️
The body in the basement stopped breathing ⚠️
my mom is literally like 20m away from me
I must contain the mother jokes before it reaches adren again
true
Your room was dirty as hell
Clean it
your bed
20 macaronis is a weird way to measure distance
You do you tho
same could be said about your basement
clean it
The barber shop

oh no
😨

Can someone gift me 5 years worth of discord nitro pls 😰🥺🥺
I’m a e-girl irl if it’ll help🥺🥺🥺
🧌
i like your cut G
Not yet
sure, just send your ip address to me and all of your private information
but soon 

way
Yep
Sure i just need some credit card informations (you parents cards if possible) and ill give to you 10 years worth of nitro
you copied!!!
do you still butter
he butters
Nicee
Anyone rank
Sup
Anyone Allies
Trabis cott
Yo Fr-!!1???
New spy x family episode 8.9/10
esse jogo ta de sacanagem
algum br?
The deed has been done @paper tangle
Just got a knife ace 💀
If we ever go to war with Russia, China or North Korea y’all don’t even have to worry. If the negotiations fail they’ll deploy me.
:flabbergasted:
Bro
Is everyone nowadays better
Or am i just noob
Nah bro
A noob now can kill me
Just need to warm up
I’m skilled enough to defeat a ranger but without warming up I’ll get pumbled by a silver
yes
ranks don't = skill
then why is every master and elite ez
Rose is good tho
i said was
Probably cause they been getting queued against gold 2s every single game
Meant to say “good” but autocorrected to gold
your telling me every single master and elite is bad?
Nah
Only the ones that don’t face their own skill level
Only way to get better is to go against your skill level
Or to get an iPad
Warmed up too much bruv
Played like 20 games defuse
I think crouching is not a option no more
I advise playing some defuse running firing range and some tdm
I crouch, its instant headshot
Fr
Use the dot cross hair for better headshots
Bruh
i like your cut g
Istg today more than 5 times i got killed behind a wall
Istg
Anyways
Anyone allies
Some people just wallbang spots from muscle memory
I got a issue tho
Or you killed someone and didn’t rotate so they knew where you were at
What tire are yall on in the battlepass?
Like 54
Did you get any good skins?
omg i can stream 240 bpm
57
Nah tho
Bro is it weird that i only get 120 fos if i have the discord on
I touch the shoot button to shoot
I mean the litle window
Nope
I want to turn the screen just with my right finga
You cant
Idk i never encountered that
Yo same
Got a 4 mission to complete but honestly
I wish , but only the gods can make that happen
Oof all of that
If i didnt miss like 3 days....
Ima hop on dw
The only battlepass that i finished was 5 yrs
Bruh
The most scamming battlepass ever
im on my phone and I'm better then ipad
Long run?
The 5 yrs one?
Ye

Only sold it cuz I needed gold
I have to buy a lot of things back
Me to
I even sold my 2 rival cases
Lol
I have to buy them back before axlebolt hits me with "you missed the chance again"

Wth
Papi?
gone
Sus
im with my bf
Damn
Wasn’t there
I finished the season 3 battle pass till like 20
Tell him i was first
BROO
que
finally someone noticed
im with my bf
¿Qué quieres decir?
No one cares
wym everyone cares
Bro there’s gotta be like a million 5 yr stickers
smh my head
I legit see that sticker on ever skin
Sorry for bad spanish i learned it with dualingo bruh
Nah nobody dont
Ask da homie here
Not even learned it
Bruh
AyeAnon
wheres your bf
You mean my gf
My guy I’ve forgotten most of my Spanish
okay i ask rn
Nah she in home rn
No puedo ablad me espanol
cP
Fr
I can’t even spell 😭
cap
I don’t even know spanish
Me neither
do you care or nah
Bro i fr communicated with a russian
I lowkey wanna learn me Spanish
im with my bf
I fr was: i ro a u ro mid
I opened dualingo for 3 days and now i am a profesionist
💀💀
I was born in Colombia I can’t be Colombian without knowing my Spanish
Duolingo: Тим is a guy name, "Tim"
Russians: Тим is teammmm
ewalk is my bf
He’s in 2 relationships then
no cap no schlat
Whats epon
On slime
when i say it, its ewalk
On foe nem
Cpon
пон
frr
Copn or wtf
On blood ewalk my boy
Why not crip?
@wooden zephyr why are you priceless
You’ve convinced me to install
Idk
Cuz my outfit is
егор?
not worth anything
Nah
Ohhhhh
It was
alsodod
They should pay me then, cuz i dont do ads for free
copn
сори

Ye
sori
It means sorry
Ewalk said on blood he would never lie in his life. Now if he lies he’ll be killed by blood gang members.
Smashed kylie jenner twice for babies
And hundreds of times for noting
Sorry but spelt in Russian letters
thats flex
no
No flex but I’ve smashed Doja cat
daang
Bro yall ever got some 3k h russians that are bronze?
Nice nice
Honestly im tryna smash kylie’s mom
Like bruh you didnt learn the game in 3k h?
All the time
She kinda bad tho
Damn now u cant even troll nobs
Bro
I hate that they dont only drag their ranks down but they drag yours too
Back in October 2021 - March or so 2022 I used to be an elite nba Yb troll on Twitter
Back in season 2 i was elite rank
Garnered over 1k brain dead trolls as my followers
🗿
Me too
I can't believe I meet a fan XD
Russians otw to play on NA servers knowing damn well they don’t know a sliver of English.
They playing europe
Every allies match is full of russians
I cant even find 1 guy who speaks english bruv
Russians on their way to join all the servers with 500 ping and ready to kick every english speaking teamate
Russians have radar now
But only for expensive skins
Luckily I got contacts that speak English in game
Brazilians otw to join NA south with a 4 man squad ready to kick their one English speaking teammate who’s carrying the team
Russians + Ukrainians and Brazilians = the invincible bots trio
Always got the basic avatar too
I ro apartments
U ro a site ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
That ukrainian or russian pfp with a anime character on top of it lmao
Why cant they just do a report button for joining other servers without knowing atleast 10 words in english bruh
They just makethe game unenjoyable
Anyway
Yall buyin the pass?
Not for me
russians clicking every other server that isn't in russia
Anyone tryina 1v1?
damn
No
Sorry
hello nox
we 1v1 too much
Baned
noxed
@crude venture#9103
gahdayum
Try adding it
what was the original acc banned anyway
Xani
oh
Yeah
Sadly I’ve added
I remember
sky is glowing in a certain distance wtf
it's 5am it's not supposed to glow
bro is the live event starting or something
Nox after doxxing someone “they got noxed)
Beuh
is Fortnite dying
Apparently my old account is 4 years old
I believe so
And I didn't even know that
My acc is 4 years old
🦐
damn 2 months
Average emb bozo moment
bruh 2 yrs
(i have one account made in 2018)
Buh
bruh remember when discord was simple and it wouldn't lag
and yes that was indeez average bozo nuts moment
why did every update feel likr a downgrade smh
fr like why is dc lagging
:p
Never has lagged for me tbh
same
gifs lag
from time to time
buh
bye
bruh discord is trippin rn
i swear i just saw a gif be sent along side "bye" even tho i didnt chose no gif

\🗿
🗿
praying warning
💅
(touhou loading screen reference)
🦤
@box
You mean pee
@box
Poping
Hii
oink
My mum shouted at me and called me a spoiled brat just bcuz I don’t live in a very low income country
Lot of trash players there that need the hacks
Yeah i feel like i should wait until everyone gets their rank and then ill deal with less hackers but thats unlikely
About 5-7 days ago the game was infested with cheaters from EU - lately they’ve kinda died down, I suppose axlebolt decided to start going on a banning spree. I believe the reason there’s so many is due to the content creators on YouTube who promote the cheats; it’s very disgusting and axlebolt has the right to take down the content.
Yeah i thought for a minute that axlebolt wasnt doing anything but thankfully they are. Sucks that so many people still cheat.
I believe axlebolt have been creating an anti cheat behind the scenes but there’s no way to know. Only can hope.
For now i guess ill hold off playing comp, thanks for letting me know 👍
I believe it’s safe to play ranked as long as it’s not in Russian or Brazilian server.
Aint they remove na comp
Na had comp?
Usually have to wait 40-60 minutes
I haven’t played an NA comp game in like a month tho
Hello guys today I got a ban. Only just have jailbreak on my phone. Why is that!
Ban code 1002
lol
Because you used software that you shouldn't have
because nab
17-18
ty
legit waiting for guns to go on market to sell the mfs
I've given up on doing that lmao
why
I've learned that I can make a profit quicker by just playing the game and selling what i get
bro prices are gonna go high again then sell the guns and wait for next update when they drop
boom
"50 years later"
"1gold"
Im just holding on to cases and haven't opened the game in a while and won't open iy
items that inflate in value
True
but the most you'll make is a few 100 gold
Cuz like
its expected
so everyone just stocks up on them
Yea, but you don't understand when I say I will wait a while
Im just sitting on 100 cases and I'll call it good
What cases do u have currently
Still no pink blitz
Had almost every skin in the game but, I'd rather just have a safe investment and wait
Probably won't either
Like what collection?

Its just cases
when the
What
the waiting games
still waiting
Maybe I'll just open them

kinda sus
you nab @hollow oak
Tell your kids to sell me yours
I'll save up $1 everyday from now on
Your kids will get however much i have when the day comes

I know
random vase full of ashes listed at 20$ on ebay
ships from indonesia
snorts 5 lines
I'll take them all @proper gyro
I've been trying to find more English players and im happy I looked up the discord server
Nice
well you dont get your hopes up to play with one of us
cuz honestly we got bored of the game
frfr
I'm not
I'm just here in case someone would want to play
pay no attention to yu
you would want to wait for a long while
we play
Only playing for skins
I don’t think they’ll be available for market right after the bp is over but idk
My rank is
Ngl once I hit ranger ima just abondoned rank unless I get a mission for it
Is ranger charm good?
fr market be more enjoyable
pheonix - champion same charm
Is a disgrace
My one quest is to get a nice pair of knives and gloves
gold elite charm is pretty decent honestly
Yo?
Huh
Continue
Let’s leave it at to be continued
Might need to go for master idk
amall amam oY
I highly doubt I could make it
stopped at calibration
I haven't even calibrated

Fair enough
My games should be great for u
Since I'm in the dumpster
i wanna play but im busy this week
It’s been over a month brah
🐡



ihop dumpster
Nice to meet you busy, I’m Dad.
i literally calibrated like a month before s3 ended
wrong its busy this week
Ihopped over manslaughter charges
smh cant even get the dad joke properly
Ihopped over paying child support
Yeahhh after this season
I don't think ill play competitive
Busty? DAMN
ever

hes what
Ok smart guy you wanna add bussy as well?
no. but do you?
no.
you're the one whose adding more things
well nightly did it
Sounds like something someone who’s trying to blame someone else for their actions would say
Common nightly thing to do
why did you add this for?
if it wasnt you at fault
why you trying to defend
🤨🤨
AYO
Nah I’m pinning you for trying to put fake charges into me
pc has the pointing emote now?
which fake charges?
🫵😤✊
there isnt any fake charges
Russian meme? I remember
i havent sued you for anything
The fake charges consist of me adding “busty” to bus > busy.
Even tho YOU did
Or have you? Check in with your lawyers and ask for an update on the case?
bozo
You said busty
Underwear
Look over there
Haha I made you say Hilary Clinton has insider stock trading contacts which her husband exploits for profits 🤪😝😜
Why should I tell you
Explain your profile picture
It's me
just making sure, cuz im pretty you sure have a log channel for that. also audit logs exist.
🐓
Audit logs don't show edited messages.
I am insane with the AWM
aw sad. then only the dyno logs?
Just when 16 and 4
dont it keep track of deleted and edited messages?
Went*
cool now do 30-0 in codm snipers
I've done that, I think I've gotten more nukes with snipers than any other type combined
are you riding a bike
Killhouse
No I'm just standing, looking to my right.
Thanks!
It does, what do you need with that info? is it the "bus' to "busy" you are looking for?
I don't keep track of chat as much, just let me know if you need something.
alr, now you can be undisturbed from me in the next couple hours
continue playing mh
Hel mama llama
Social Media, basically from typical gamer type aesthetic to professional clean aesthetic
yea, if its within my range of skills then i would.
no.

@stray violetLMAO a dude called you broke
My self esteem rn 📉📉📉
its on about me
You can do it with me tho 🤥
Yo
Yes
Let play Allies
Imagine: People who don't know my skill xD
I haven't teach all
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Oh ok
the game that has the most hackers is called standoff 2
hm

crazy
Gotta be warzone my guy
its like i never knew
And forward assault too has many cheater hacking in game
Lolz cat language
literally, currently standoff 2 is the game that has the most hackers
what
every 9/10 games you find one
fr
Must be playing brazil or Russian serve
9.9/10 Because even the one you think is the baddest in the game, in the middle of the game he starts killing behind the walls
the two servers
Why isn’t the admin ever online?
I'm American and I play on both servers.
Nah bro just watched a video of someone playing gold
Russia there are more hackers, but I play at 115 ping
Why? Just play EU or NA
And in Brazil I go to 150, but you have a slightly lower chance compared to Russia
to find hacker
NA
What happens is that he is NOT dead
No ranks found
NA has Allies games - no comp games sadly.
That’s why I play comp in Central EU
i just shard
In Europe you have more chances to find a hacker, than in Russia
For the question that takes longer to match
pc
@woven tulip
😈
Allies?
Proof
Alright i-
Stream that shower fr 😈
\🗿
I've been playing since s1 and in my life I've seen so many hackers like now
Boy what the heeeaaaalllll oh nah nah nah
In s1 you could play on your main account with more than 2300 mmr without having to bug the lobby because it was very difficult to find a hacker
Now he only reached Legend and I don't play any more rank
There’s been an influx in cheaters due to the amount of videos on YouTube showing how to acquire cheats.
Some garner over 20k views… very disappointing.
Yep
Hahahah yeess
It doesn’t help with the fact there’s several players willing to pay to get boosted by a hacker upto high ranks
Axlebolt has every right to take down those videos too. I hope they do
Yep
The worst thing is that when an update comes out you immediately find a hacker
It seems that axleblot will create the hacks, because before an update is released there is already a hacker
Even in escalation mode it is common to find a hacker
Yes and me too
But I have faith that a good anti-cheat will come out and there will be fewer hackers
🙂
Sorry guys tomorrow I won’t be active cause I have to go to a meeting that will feature Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and other billionaires. Doesn’t help it’s in California which is a very long flight (in my gulfstream g650). I will be gone for most of the day due to the fact I will be enjoying rich people events.
I believe axlebolt has been developing an anti cheat. It’ll be here before we know it.
I wish
and arrive as soon as possible
Before I lose too many players
Because now he has a lot of competition
Imagine starting to play a game and in your first game you find a hacker
All good fam
Lemme warm up
Alguém sabe me dizer ate que dia ficara o passe?
I'm over here morbin my morb
with that fresh cut you got
can you if you told were no i didn't grow the flag on the opposite of the carrot, false or incorrect?
will the scorpion and fable cases will be replaced soon?
I don't believe so
it's all up to the devs if they want to add another collection to the shop or not
I mean, in the legends update, theres no new collection
I got morb on my morb im morby asf man im a morb
@hexed igloo
Hope they do
One for the butterfly, Karambit and then m9 bayonet.
The 3 ogs
@stray violet @stray violet @stray violet waiting for champion gloves
THE
THE
Wdym waiting for champion 🏆 gloves??????? Just buy them 😂 🤦♂️ ☝️
He may have gold, but he's using every piece wisely
😯
hey dex
Im over here morbing my morb, I got morb on my morb, im over here straight morbing my morb, im a morbbby asf man im a morb for real.
Im over here morbing my morb, I got morb on my morb, im over here straight morbing my morb, im a morbbby asf man im a morb for real.
@spice nest you depressed or what
Imagine getting banned for being too good
nó
2019 coming in 2 months:
Me still trying to process 2017 & 2018:
Cant believe 1673 is coming in 2 weeks
Are you last week’s date @sage badge cause you’re a 2/10 😉

Yeah
My daily struggle
Imagine: Mac 10 is better
wah
Imagine playing standoff 2
i like oxidizing my lungs with 50g of sulfur
Truly remarkable
Npp
what
no prolem plep
Truly remarkable
goofy
quite incredible
Mister credible
hola people
@drifting fog dummy
@paper tangle
Nop*
ooo, if you are, watch ishowspeed ong he's the best therapist
National orchestra piracy

legalize nuclear bombs
what the
Anyone down later for some games it has to be an voice chat tho specially if we are playing defuse games
If yall down just add me

the government is making them so its legal to own
not legal to detonate
hes stuck
are you serious right neow
yssuP
Yes
.
Imagine: you got baited defuse
I finally reached Town Hall 11
Congrats
wot
Question, we can't defuse while standing right? We have to crouch to be able to defuse only?
i forgot
Cuz every time i have to defuse, i need to crouch. But sometimes i see my teammates standing and defuse, like what da pak 
hacks!!!!!
took me like more than half a decade to get to this point
😭
I didn't pay for a single gem
But somehow still had the patience to earn for 3 more builders
Idk what game you're playing but that sounds hard
Yes, You can defuse without crouching, You just need to stand exactly at the bomb
no way
how come you haven't heard of clash of clans

Wait what
new bruh emoji

WTF
Shaggy and Velma are black 💀
I mean representation is good and all but can't yall just make more black characters instead of changing existing characters?
This is like spending your whole life watching Spongebob then one day Nickelodeon just decided to turn him green or blue
😭
annd yes
ain't no way
😭
Hmm
Because i don't play that goofy ahh game
Lol
I stopped watching him when i realized he Just make childish content for 12 yo kids
@sick cave hru
@vale sparrow idk, not fine for sure
Decided to wake up early
tru
.
ong
n
My guy did you mean carrier service? As in data carrier?
No, I'm talking about courier service @woven tulip
I ordered a new earphone online and it's still haven't arrived yet
Bruh
and when are they {have} to arrive?
Probably tomorrow or day after tomorrow
cuz like here in spain some thing arrive in hours
or the day after after tomorrow
It takes up to weeks here 💀
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