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We were tryna figure out if it was a turd or a sneakers bar
Taste test
Last resort I fear
I wonder if pee has a different taste depending on what you drink
I aināt tryna figure out tho
Not really, however, It can smell different.
Oh whoops
Hello
š
Yeah
What's going on?
Anyone knows when the major final is?
That's rough, buddy. It was also like that for me earlier and yesterday, but I finally got a dub.
Never been so happy for a match to end
Comp photo? š
Its terrible but ig
code for skins?
It's fine. I'm not really judging your skill, I just want to see the result of the battle.
I hate having my diamond medal
I love it don't get me wrong but
They try that much harder cuz I have one
Glad I'm still unranked, tbh. I'd get gold 3 if I finish this time.
I was gold 3
Both allies and competitive
Then I meet these ppl
Thought I would get some help
not getting any
That's terrible.
Are you able to comp with unranked, like me?
At this point idec
Put me in silver
Yeah
No. Silver is cringe. You gotta stay above Silver.
At this rate imma be silver 4
I got that last season, because they kept kicking me.
99% of my defeats were people kicking me.
Imagine getting kicked 24 times, and being able to play in only 15 games.
Luckily I haven't been kicked other than game (game was lagging and I tried to reset but it takes 4 mins to boot up)
C ops aint looking too bad
please give me code
ibondbugeryoursisterlastnight
I tried it, they only like corner peeking with op snipers. They aren't even good at it, either. I just murk them.
The game is good without looking at the player base, however.
The crouching is weird, though.
that can be applied to most games
Yeah lmao
They tend to do that alot
most
Definitely.
It was my first real fps
I will always love that game but.
Armor change gotta go.
90IQ So2 players just rush M60/P90.
But alot of players in c ops does that
even pros
Slow peaking with sniper
well
not all the time but yk what I mean
Yep.
Even pros on So2 just walk right down the middle and take your life with the AWM, if you let them. Lmao.
Literally
Like, how dare you stand directly in my line of sight thinking you're safe, my guy. This is not the deal. Sit down, child.
The audacity is quite high from snipers in So2.
Why I don't peek snipers
Especially if they're good
It be me, however, I use cover and crouch 100% of the time. So dealing with me is even harder.
Slow peekin?
Nah.
The duck and and snipe method.
I do it each time someone enters the frame.
It's basically teabag and run. Lmao
I come around the corner at Mach 5. You just hope and pray I wasn't ready, cuz I hardly miss.
guy had his deagle
And one tapped me just like that
Nah, Das me. š
But my teammate was too much for him yk
Couldn't land a shot cuz he was so hard to hit
Runs in a straight line with a five seven
Disgusting behavior.
Literally makes me wanna go and read a book
It honestly be taking the stress off.
Imagine if I got so angry i just did my homework
Need a new pair of underwearās after hitting a no scope headshot with a awp
Sometimes I get so angry to the point I put down the game and actually do something productive
First time?
Everytime feels like my first time
Me after every comp game
but I force myself to play
Not me, I just watch YT or try my hand at learning Japanese by myself.
Sometimes I get so stressed to the point I wanna delete the game and enjoy a different game
But then I remember I love CSGO and so2 is the closest thing to a CSGO port
Wow. That's too angey.
Why so angey?
Cuz
Literally me
But then I realize theres no other good game i can play
And I'm only good at this game
I get stressed asf in so2 so I go on and hop onto 2k mobile and then I get stressed asf on that game too
damn
play osu
At this point
Im just any% speed running getting a stroke
Lemme get that old pair fr šÆ šÆ
No
Well, I do that with Clash of Clans, but that's only because it can be prepared to be on the back burner, unlike So2. You just miss a lot of things when you leave So2, because they never stop updating.
damn
I wish I had my PC back
I could just enjoy playing gta campaign
Or enjoy some other single player games stress free
Lemme see how fast I can get into the hospital bed
Same š
i just remembered that i forgot the complete the witcher 3 mission i left off 4 days ago 
Ayo. While we're all here, let's play ranked together.
Thatās the thing with so2 - when thereās a battle pass going on I feel OBLIGATED to max it out. So I have to get on every day to do the daily mission (weekly missions too).
Even if I donāt want to
Maybe
š„²š
My bru jus disappeared he turned into ashes he evaporated even
Sure u by not
It's 12am for me.
why not*
Time for me to workout, honestly.
Spelling mistake sadly
No! This is Patrick
Bahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahha
Why did that make me laugh
Oke time to hop onto da game
Dont blame u honestly
Game be doin numbers in my head
U have my id right?
Yeah.
Kk
Ye
I purposely donāt decline friend requests so I feel like people want me
@verbal imp 42693698 my ID too
are emulators allowed ?
Very bad lag @verbal imp @tawdry frigate
Yeah.
Apparently I'm deaf
Headphones are one of the most important things in the game
Anyways ima head to sleep
I can hear EVERYTHING without headphones
Yes it would be better but I can hear just fine.
Sogh
I played like trash beuh
Sorry king
Yeah, so my opponents are usually on Xgames mode, and I go through this on a daily basis.
Nah, it's not your fault.
I go through this with Allies everytime
It's literally my own queue, it's always sweaty asf.
Ngl I donāt think Iām fit for this game
I don't think I'm fit for my queue. All these montage pros be having the easiest lobbies in existence.
For real
I want those.
Like why do these content creators get lobbies where the enemy has a one second reaction time
"Hehehe, you can't hit heads."
My enemies have a 10 millisecond reaction time
Ok. Come play a game in my queue, then.
š„ø
It be a real struggle.
what's your ping
Ima dm u my layup @tawdry frigate tell me if itās good or not
@woven tulip send in #šøāphotos
Gotta balance flick reaction time, focus and awareness without lopsiding one of them.
Sent
Reaction time gotta be my worst trait
Or itās just my ping idk
For me, 99% of the time.
Right
Will note down
Yeah Iāve had problems where I accidentally crouch instead of scoping in
Hey do you know if there is any way to recover my google account? Is that my old phone broke down and the new one they gave me does not have google (it is huawei) so there is a way? Or any way to get the gold I buy back in that account? Some staff
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No?
Yeah you can recover your Google account using your old phone number or backup email address associated with that Gmail account
If you can't use that method to recover /reset your password I don't know what you can do about lost items in an account
If if I have my email from that account can you tell me how I recover it? It would be very helpful
So you remember your email address but not the password right?
If that the case then you should be able to go to google. Com and hit "forget password" then follow the necessary recovery steps
You're gonna need a phone with access to that Google account or know your old security questions, or have a backup email set up to it
That's the whole reason you always secure your account with extra steps
It happens that if I remember everything but I talk about my standoff account because my current phone does not have google services and I had to create a new account c
With facebook but I want my google account because I put money into it
I didn't realize that (i should have known)
Hmmm
It seems that Huawei is blocked from using any sort of Google service
Si entiendo
That's a tough one man, i don't know if you can do it or not
May need a different device to recover the account, seems you should be able to log in to standoff 2 using the Google account, but maybe your phone restricts such an action
The bann on Huawei was pretty intense
Or so I heard
What bad luck good I appreciate your help maybe I can access later when I get a new phone
I personally haven't owned a Huawei device since the hydro kyrocera model available in USA LONG time ago
Oooo
I loved that phone because it was waterproof and had nice Android system at the time
It was budget affordable phone with cool features
Those were the days
If that's true the problem with them is that you can hardly install anything because of their incompatibility.
Yes sir, i would suggest you recover and secure that Google account As soon as possible, wishing you the best of luck mate
It's so odd, back on android 4.0 the Huawei phones worked just fine with all Google play apps
Ok spend good night thank you very much for your help I will see you another day
Account recovery can be such a hassle but i hope you get it solved!
Thank you see you
Totally agree goodbye haha
ŠŃ
The better you are, the more inclined you are to buy skins. (There are exceptions, because some people are just money banks to this game. Lmao)
Yeah thatās how it goes - if youāre invested into a game you feel like you should spend money, but once you do. You feel like you should play the game; so you can get the satisfaction from what you bought. It goes all around.
Yep.
I spent roughly $200 on the game.
It's not that much, but it's basically every skin I want, plus more.
You only need to spend like 60$ to get a loaded inv
Nice gloves and a nice knife
Some arcane gun skins too
That would be me if I didnāt have strict parents
Yesh. However, I don't like the gloves. They seem like a cash grab, plus the stock ones actually make the paid ones look funny.
Im the type of person who loves gloves but would never buy one before a knife.
It would be weird to use the default knife while having nice gloves
I have like one arcane gun. That's my prized possession, Genny.
True.
I have the jkommando and flip.
Hopefully I can unbox an arcane at one point
Last time I opened cases it was 50 of em
Best thing I got was one rare
I'm thinking of selling the flip, buying another 1000g, and getting a Kunai or Butterfly knife.
Best thing Iāve ever gotten was an epic. Outta like 200 cases Iāve unboxed in my time.
Flip knife isnāt my personal favorite - I think your other options are nicer.
Specially the kunai, cheap and nice looking.
Yeah. I got Dragon glass flip, though. It sounds nice, goes hard with my blue setup, and it's the most expensive flip.
If I'm not mistaken.
At this point I do regret spending money on codm. Itās a game where you buy a skin and it just sits there, no trading, no reselling. Just sits there.
One reason I love so2 - you can resell skins.
Iāve spent money on roblox which I also regret
Like 100$
bruh
I did pay for my premium on WalkBand, though. (I create music)
It's not a subscription. So I'm set for life on the app.
Same type of thing with minecraft
A one time purchase
It costed like $4.
A nice purchase too
It's a good investment, as the quality of the plug-ins are top tier.
I just use my sister's account, then play with my own. It's so cheese.
The funny thing is, we can play it at the same time.
From one device?
Because I have her account, but I can play it separately on mine.
Ohhh
Nah.
So, you can have a throw away account with nothing on it, and several different people can play using it.
Yeah. That's what being a loophole mol*ster gets you. Good fortune. š
Oh, it's 2am over here. Gn.
Sleep @sage badge
Gotta be midnight for u
Itās midnight.
That means itās time for sleep
@sage badge im on
Send
Id
Ok 1 sec
Adding
Lol imagine hacking
How iam hacking? Bc i destroyed you?
U think no1 Wins u so when someone wins
U start crying as i see
Wtf
Wtf
Bro are u like schyrophreinc?@sage badge
Who wanna 1v1 , only good players
That accept when u lose
Fake
Ong
Who wanna play some deathmatch
Or 1v1
Nice one
Prove it then bruh
I bet i do a deathmatch wit u
And i do x10 kills than u
1v1 me or stop bruh
U saying ramdom stuff
@rich crow wanna play some matches
Wdym
?
What do u mean
Yea
@rich crow whats ur id so i can add and u invite me
n
Okay np
@sage badge i have an account with 90% headshot and 20% accuracy
That account is still 1.5h nothing to be suspicious about
i forgot which account
Hold on
99000058
it doesn't have much hour so it's possible
though i've seen someone with 2000 hours with 90% headshot
i'm positive he's using the trick cause no way he hit head that often
yeah bro totally
Facts , finally someone with a brain
Is there any technique to knife someone while going downstairs , I always miss
@sage badge you have a cheater? I can check it
For those ppl are funny, just enjoy ruining the experience of others
?
gm
Good morning
So uhh jkommando, flip or scorpion
helo


Anyone teach me how to one tap with gunsss
practice
But how
You go play tdm and just one tap instead of spraying
Ok tnx
Just hit headshots god damn
"how do i go down"
"Just crouch"
what
Anticheat axlebolt -> s. U. C. K
We have all of my game cheater
the f uck ing anti cheat of axle bolt it stinks of its mother, the developers what are you doing? do you f. u ck people or what? in all my games there is at least 1 cheater
what are butterfly prices rn
Idk, not on rn
Hi everyone
Hello
I am the good. How are you
well luckily
Yeah so2 battlepasses are difficult af
Yes
Lol
yes brother, I'm saving for that precious ak
that golden ak is very beautiful
Competitive pack can be bought in the market now?
Yes
Yesš
I want that f/n pistol 
I'm on vacation in Argentina š
argentina are beautiful
Yes, of course
well I'm going to play so2 for a while
bye guys, take care of me
My out of shape p.e teacher gives us excercises that even military barely do, pls help me š
Yes how bro
Fr fr
Our told us to do 25 pull ups on the bar
He barely does 3
š
He struggles those 3 pull ups explaining how to do them
Ukranian education
Bottom text
Who want play allies I m good ?

@glad saffron this tree is messed up bruh
@void bronze bro wtf was thatš š
you play like gold-plat in the last rings
rushing
bruhhhhh
cheap china plastic
Yea that's immaculate
Have you tried with cherry?
There are different varenyky
- With potato
- With cherry
- With quark
- With meat
But afaik people dont really cook the ones with meat
Ah
Hello hello
Welp
???
ok but how tf you stacked it to 82h
send screenshot
who can unban me ?
see
Axlebolt support but: they wont
and dont leave ranked games
@storm scaffold can u unban me ?

dont ping axlebolt devs
my network dead when i play
Mate getting a boot
not their problem
they temporarily banned you to keep you out from abandoning matches
Should i make a frag video
š
Where every shot i made is replaced with extremely loud fart sfx
i'm tired of fragmovies can we actually get quality video with just you dying for 3 minutes straight with an upbeat music
yeah
Sure
š
Fragmovie makers on their way to find the worst music and screen effect you will ever find:
š
I mean you're not the first one to said that..
how is nobody playing allies or comp
which region
Cus too many cheaters

If anti cheat won't get improved this game will be put in grave soon
Try Russia
im searching for 12 min now lmao
damn
i do, i bought goldpass
Axlebolt kinda f-ed
other people have no problems progressing
why cant they just do a lot of challanges so you dont gotta wait 1 week / a day for new ones?
lol what?
i was
others are sick too
yeah but i couldnt move really i had to stay in bed
i had 40 degree fever bruh
damn
Had some snot
And it fell on my leg
Cool
Tasted funny ngl
you eated it????

Hello everyone
any MIUI user facing FPS problem after 13.0 update ?
i iz phamos
joe?
why most players i encounter named āemptyā bruh
ahhhh now i know
lmao hahahahaha
,

One time I had don't that and afterwards I couldn't ever get a game without a few kids named empty in my game
bbb
Long time
B
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Can anyone ban hackers on standoff in here. I got screen recording of their usernames and what their doing?
the
The
Dm @silk moth for details
Bet I gotcha
bpobs
Thanks man. Really appreciate it
It just makes me mad when Iām trying to climb in rank and I come across cheaters
Update. Got into another allies match and more hackers
Hello
nope still on 12.5.8
no fps problems
Eligma
Eiigma balls
Gooofy cheater ahh game
This game is goofy overall
I was put into hardcore mode
Living in the middle of war
Studying medicine
And boutta get nuked
The tree!!!
What game yāall talking abt?
U european?
hes ukrainian
hy
hi I'm Brazilian I'm selling an account and I really need the money, I do my best to make the sale 100% reliable
š³

can yall give admin tools to actually responsible people so cheaters can get banned more easily?
i have met 6 cheaters in 3 games
i cant even find allies / comp matches
Cope
every match i get into
someone is cheating
and ofc they are obvious
6kd master with 6 hours played and 90% headshot rate
@hollow oak goofy ahh nab
such a nab
Hmm
brah
- Losing in a fair face to face battles on the east and south
- Mobilization of 300k "soldiers"
- Threatening to use nukes
- still losing smh
- losing Northern Stream too

@rich crow top pfp bratan
yezzir
how long does it usually take for cheaters to get banned
oh my bad
they dont
clearly skill issue
fr
no
im part of them
im sorry your majesty the King of Nabs
That's more like it peasant @paper tangle
still a nab bro
I know 
Do enevone get ban for no reason today ? Like I play on pc but still its not a cheats , but I got ban code 1002 mby someon know how to unban or I need to try talk with suport ?
True
Dude wai I need that ? And this ban code is for cheating ... Not bug using ...
@sage badge have u watched over the moon for you?
Like I have some skins and pass wai I need to try ban my self ?
Noice big brain time šš»
Scam
yes
no way frfr??
im not gonna put my debit card information š¤Ø
Shut u p
: (
what was da message my friend
Ta
š¤Ø
Da message was āpu ta :troll:ā
š§
When is code in October??
Trollololololol
Where do you even find codes
brah
š§
Will there ever be a skin trading system?
No
No
you wanna break the economy even more
?
mass scam
Actually I want to swap skins with my friends
But unfortunately it doesn't have that option.
This system would be much better.
Even Roblox has this trading system
in murder mystery
If it's not with a person you trust, this can happen.
Where i can REPORT a player? Thank you
?
Child, how old are you
I been diagnosed with WWD
I have 18
Interesting
I have 5
Nice
yessir
nice
ššš¼
I don't speak English so if you don't understand it very well that's why
I'm using google translator
I understand it pretty well
Iām nearly 16
i cant report cheaters
U can
site is not working
i am going to bot dm and going to site and and dont working
Not that it will do something but eh
Kid.
Laughs in 17 years and 7 months old
No itās not I donāt act even 12
Old
Bcuz I act like a kid
Idk
I canāt help it
I just do
I donāt
Like I donāt go around yelling dattebayo or bankai
I like anime but Iām not like that
Ik
But I mean like personally I wouldnāt bully anyone who does that, Iāll just think they are weird
me wanna sleep from this chat
Ok
Nicee
yo should i rebuild my so2 inventory
build economic stability
If u want
I'm tired of playing with russians, why doesn't it stay on their server
Xd I told a scammer I would give him my acc and then send him a fake email
He got so mad hahaha
Just shoot at heads
Damn bro tysm u saved me
Hey
Np np just doing my thing
@stray violet send clueless emoji
Nope
Braaah
oh my god spiderr out today

Yesss
š±
rebuild civilization in miami
What anime u watching
@stray violet
Was watching a video then I saw this clip
After everything happened
Idek if theyre breathing.
Like how the first guy hit the wall and evaporated
Was insane
Couldn't see anything but dust
the second car was gone bruh
He went into the 3 dimension.
(Its drag racing if u didn't know)
Hello
omggg
guys
spiderr out
crazyyy
@everyone
album
the cover kinda submissive
Ehhhhhh eh eh eh, eh eh eh, ehhhhhh

Life aināt been the same lately bro

Me after v12 swapping my BMW isetta
And testing it out on some back roads
Lmfao
bro hit third and he disappeared in the woods
Definitely will wheel spin in every gear
Btw I have the link
no time stamps unfortunately
Youāre grammar sucks cuss your bad at English
Mfw when when I go to stand-off 2 YouTube but literally every video is a montage
Thats wrong
according to my teacher
(He killed an afk player, so cool insert cool edit)
(He killed a player with 2 hours and a 0.40kd with an AWP then switched to his butterfly1!!1!!)
Honstly so impresiv!1
Infinity drivers after almost crashing for the 5th time on their drive to the market 2 blocks away
ā°ļø
BMW drivers refusing to use their turn signals therefore causing them to get their back bumper destroyed for the 7th time in a week.
Charger drivers otw to put another Patek on their credit card meanwhile they have a 200 credit and are 20k in debt
Tesla drivers when they have to recharge their Tesla for the 4th time in a 50 mile drive
Supra Owners casually having the loudest exhaust pipe spitting flames while theyāre going 10 mph
Tall SUV drivers after braking unnecessarily for the 5th time in the last 10 seconds
Cadillac owners with no cats after waking up an entire neighborhood just to reach 15mph
Soccer mom cars failing to back into a parking spot for the 5th time (theyāve ruined 3 other carās front bumpers)
Ram trx owners after swerving onto another lane and almost crushing a camry
I might be late to this, but has anyone noticed the other side of the MP7 āDawnā skin?
Like Ur mother??
Like i got Ur mother in bedroom?
16
sex offender
:carexplosion:
Ok keep on making mistakes
Bro acting all goofy cuz I corrected him smh
Now I forgot what I wanted to do
šæ
and i donāt remember asking L @sage badge
damn bro they didnāt want to offend u L
go back to jumping over walls L
alr bye bozo i got better things to do than talking to a child L
stay salty hoe
wait when?
what was my stand-off name
damn bro thatās crazy
but i havenāt touched stand-off for 2 years
ye u did lol
alr peace
Fart smella
š¤
There's a bunch of tutorial on YouTube
bruh alr ty
only got money stacks wtf is a blue stack bruh
what color is your honda city ?
you know
apple red
when you are pointing finger, three of them point towards yourself
š¤
š¤
nah thats realization that there are ups and downs the life, times of shame - pain - glory but you should always be learning
š
The world hunger has been stopped
that's cool, but can you remind me if your pc is good, and how much it costed you to buy/build it, please?
i did buy the parts in 2019 so have to adjust for inflation today, but worst mistake i did was to buy from amazon so there was 8-20% more price i had to pay especially for gpu and cpu. It costed me around 1.8 lakhs at that time which is just š
if you just want machine for basic gaming and other non intensive work you can get a really good budget system
for around how much?
it depends, you should try pcbuilder website and frame a budget pc so you can estimate the price in your region
ok, thanks
np š
i think you should stick with latest generation of intel cpu because the budget lineup is really good for intel rn
i9 11th gen š© š© š©
and an nvidia card like 1660 or similar range
Float
Iām gonna start darling in the franxx today

When Axelbolt make an eu Tournament 
i dont think they ever will
anything outside of russia
is nah

No stakes for people who tryhard the game its disappointing
If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say.
imagine listening to Rebecca Black

Friday night
friday
no
š
you're fatrat
not you
who is attract
š
looking at the bio.. it looks like she1n
no wonder he changed his name.. (thats because he lost three matches in a row)
against me
š
girl with louis vuitton bag riding a bus
balenciaga
i see a huge ammount of girls with fake expensive bags in buses
wait
narcissistic
itās either fake or sheās retаrded
Oh what the helllll
because it's not real
she could buy a car or at least better clothes
š
Richest single girl behavior
(They're broke without sugar daddy)
also its like way brighter than the real one
there's a guy in my class
as old as me
wow
wo
How do i get Silver legends badge ?
What the
so he got pregnant at 14
it's normal considering the fact that you're 30
"He got pregnant "
š
Bro is beyond biology
he trusted the science
I thought you was 17 max š
yeah? š«
naww
17
Who's your baby daddy tho
12th grade
food
he's married to food
hahah
legends badge?
Aint no way boay, ain't no way
buying the pass
it's real
12 dollar standoff gift card
I have bought it, am at 38 level...
Im supposed to be grade 12 too but I'm 18 in spring
How the
and which level the silver medal?
are you 11th now?












