#💬│english-chat
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😂
あなたはですか?
Wtf is eleventeen
LOL
私は肛門であなたのお母さんをファックし、彼女は私の大きなペニスを吸う!
Okay thx
Boi ain't no way boi
dont translate
quarter to three
Finna watch ⚰️
b
L date
👀
‼️
ember📈📈

Bro I just learned the M16 and the AKR12 do the most damage (excluding snipers)
(And Deagle)
next thing you know he hes own boyfriend
tongue hurts
i bought new pants and they are literally so long that they go under the sole of my shoe
or maybe im too short for them
@everyone
Same
?
@scenic sleet !1!1!1!1!!!!
so let me describe myself
my name here is ajr125
my username in standoff ck141
but you can call me the bad luck guy
or the unluckiest person alive
i have trash phone
brand: infinix smart 6
system: XOS
and of course it's android
android 11
fps: sometimes when i play it drops so haaaardd, it's like 55 when it drops it drops to 20 or less..
when i set my graphics to max the game instantly crashes
and I can't do anything, I cannot afford a good tablet as about the game my kd is 1.30 i keep training my aim, and choose the best sensitivity to play with, for nothing, i go play alot of tdm to see people with shotguns and heavy weapons camping, i sometimes leave the match cuz it's screwed up, i sometimes save my team and win tdm matches i keep getting kills and more deaths
😡
Omg!!!!!!!!
Wait
Bro you actually pinged someone
\💀
btw i hate my life
I can't play balanced matches, most of the regions are russian players noobs with shotguns, pros camping and behaving like noobs
can you please tell me the region which have english players
i can't talk with russian people
Nothing
There is no server
Except china
Or smth
But u need food ping
Make ur settings low
Lock it to 60
?
👀
das mad
mfw overslept for 50mins
but you woke up 1hr 20mins ago earlier but a extra saying 30mins wont hurt.
loll
Fug getting better at this game
Im at my breaking point
Just end the bp faster and let me buy what I want so I can go sleep knowing that I have want I needed
I feel I'm in a asylum
Doing the same thing over and over
I’ll stop by for a little bit
First comp game of today and found a cheater
congrats
My bad bro 💀
Ill hop on now
Oh 😭
I was thinking about telling you to @ me when you’re live but I didn’t
When I’m in a silencing the cancer cure for profit but my opponent is Big pharma :mfw:
Ah
I don’t wanna answer that
Australia
When I’m in a try not to catch a hurricane challenge but my opponent is Louisiana and Florida
Damn gotta cut my breakfast
Not a single person lives in Louisiana
No more eggs
It’s got really good sea food

Wish it was she1n's house wifi fr
My honest reaction when

Ohio:
Not even a state
it doesn't exist
²
moyai
Hi
morning

Server ded
the server is better when its dead
💀
Butter explaining to his parents that he's gonna drop out and pursue YouTube full time because his channels going to blow up soon

Imagine
@sick cave no YouTube
check out #🛟│faq
yeah
Damn i love being 2v5 in comp
Then going 1v4 for 5 rounds
I lost 22 points because of that
But nahhh
Guy on the other team gets 15

Even tho he got 5 kills
And i got 1
11

osu
noob
Hello
Good to hear that
Bruh
Should I make funny moments video? @sick cave
Ill be able cuz my friends beyond funi
My life is a funny moment

Very roblox stuff
@silent perch weren't you a mod 
Yeah in 267 A. D.
💀
Nc
I was active 2 years ago or so
How was it?
Yeah around the same time
Simion is gone too
Medieval period in so2 lifetime
I don't see any old names
simeon
Lmao
Simeon nab
T_bag is still around
Lol
Ztiaa is missing
z left
IbikramC
🐐
ibik still here
Oh
Da goat
he talks sometimes
Hes just 
🦉
Yup
Their mapper only makes 7* and above maps

I can hardly play 4* maps bruh
Be mouse gang
😎
Yes, That'll be great
Sure
i’ll ban you from it
I will buy gold, let it speak

Ok
it spoke
Ok
Ok
yet
keep in mind that spiderr is out sept 30th
I got it from battle pass
go to private message
i want to sell it
i don car
wow no way
no dm
just wait
i got A in math too
pro
because i was active yesterday
ok ga
did you add y to my name
yes
Sell strciker rare Infernal Machine Color for 74 gold

and it got deleted
i wonder why
u should try it too
doo doo automod
I got free karambjt knife when i said it
my finger broke
then fix it
Internal Machine Color sticker for sale
good
74 gold
Oh
buy someone please
Damn 
hell no
buy someone
slavery was abolished
how much a person
ok
just sell it on the market
how hard is it to that

i hate having 5h of english at school
hard like concrete
bricked up
yes
like a wall
ok
are you unotheactivist
philosophy
i dont know
but i will next semester
cool
Last night I was getting 120 FPS , but today in morning I am getting like 70 to 90 . And this is happening 3rd time.
whats the reason
Its 120 in training mode but in defuse its between 70 to 90
so your telling me that you cant load more than 10 player assets
also math midterm is tmrw AAAAAA
I was loading yesterday night in Comp with constant 120 even with recording
but today in morning its 70 to 90 in def without any recording
nooo
its like I will start playing in evening and it will be back to 120 again
swga
once u play 120 , 60 very bad
I love 45 fps
I love
Leave brazil.
true
But why
you wont have to play in brazil ian server anymore
But i dont have money to go to other country
there's a brazilian server?
how
print?
try again
Mystical wise tree
🌳
Hello peter, welcome to fortnite
Any weapon? Or AWM?
Awm
Cuz i havent warmed up or anything, so awm
Wait a minute
What server?
My ping is all good in every Eu server. But the rest is 300+ ping
uratio
why did they name the gun
ratio
uratio
you
😭
they predicted twitter
real
When will week 5 missions come out
Thursday
I got clapped 
crazy
️͏͏
🧌
Hmm whats the best knife around 800g-1200g
Yeah one of them are like 900+ or 1000+
I was thinking of buying either flip knife frost thingy or the jkommando ancient
I had 1174G and i woke and decided to buy legendary skins and craft them. Didn't get any profit and now i have 1G 
Epic move
Moment


Someone recommend me an application to record standoff pls
joe
Dont you have built in one?
Wifi login not working but able to login with mobile data. Anyone facing this issue??
If not try Du recorder

Working just fine for me
Try checking your wifi connection
@vale sparrow Chillin'
nc
(we never heard anything from him)
was killed
Oh sorry, Didn't saw that
Let me check
Well, what kind of rule?
I already have it
It's on the rules channel
bruh anyways
xd
no way that guy bought that usp with 4 gold skulls for 0.03
that like 100 times more lucky than samuuu's 0.03 gloves
xD
yeah
aint no way
??
the
Reason: Duplicated text
i see
Halloween 2019 stickers -__-
oh yeah
and there is the gold skull
i see
i forgor
💀
because like
the 2years event
didnt have stickers yet
that was when i startedplahing
but was after that
idk
and after all samuuu bought ak necro st with kinda ok stickers
like 💀
vry nc
why tf did the chat DIE
:C
💀
oh nvm
⚰️
:>
i am bery tired
2019 Halloween stickers pack was the first stickers pack
I told HIM
Christmas was second, but it's a Battlepass item
and he be like:
2018 only have Christmas event with no skins or what so ever
just santa gamemode
And santa cow
ye sadly
ye thank god
dem
im bawling
No bro
brrrrqhhhhhh




Xd
We r doing 3rd grader insults 💀
Yaha....
LMAO 💀
assalamualaikum
Wait what?!
Xd
It doesn't make sense but funny as hell 💀
circle tengkorak
Wth 💀
I forgot 💀
Did the Indonesian guy got banned?
Ig
For what?
Maybe don't talking English?
NICE
Every game i fk did
There was a cheaters
So2 worst game ever seen
Game based on pixels and cheaters
Not for legit ppl
Ppl can even unban theirself
butter playing in 4k
damn
why are people still complaing then
i got banned for nothing
😭😭😭😭
literally
uh...thats now how you use based on but okay.
I'm so proud of you me children
You've come a long way
Now it's time to put you into adoption center
😨
im you?
You're mine
sorry but i don't have slavic decent or is near you
Doesn't matter
My children dont have any ethnicity
im just lake
You're going with me
Draining you out

Drain gang
Helloguys

Mhm butter himself
Who?
Exactly
Idk

Give me your soul
And your body
Everything
😳
Yes
Your mom too
And your dad
And your brother or sister if you have any
Aight, I'm not complaining
Damn lucky
I only have sisters
3 sisters and I'm the only guy here 💀
No 💀
💀
Aight
I'll adopt
Yes
Like I said
Your soul and body
Become my maiden
Same
Even better
For sure
Like 6 inch
Not that big but it's aight
Better than nothing
🤝
Sure
It's only 1 inch but not bad
😩
Facts
ok
Well
ive been stuck in c-ops

butter 
better 
butt

no
I hate mayo
that was a test
😭
you’re disgusting
and xani will criticize me for also mixing mayo with ketchup.
i respect people with schizophrenia
id describe ranch as like idk tart mayo?
Hi
💀
Same
best monster flavor is?
...yea?
That's normal
mustard is the weirdest
Chili ketchup
fr i don't get people use/eat it
like my dad used to buy them
That's me >:0
goofy filter aaaa
idk if it was dijon
or normal mustard
but it had a strong taste
i drank like 3 sips of monster
I uh
which one
monster is ok
the normal one
i like
Yoooooo
highland coffe
i dont hate it i just dont prefer it
I almost vomit every time I smell coffee
the ones i can drink is like mixed with milk
I only drank tea for breakfast
Only my sisters drink coffee
why did i type breakfast
i meant province
i gotta stop typing the last thing i read
Lol
even though i meant something else
you need to add a bar of butter into your cup of coffee to make it better
Tea and hot chocolate is the best
nah bru
i drink coffee too
but
i drink it like vodka
give it into my bloodline asap
i dont wanna taste it
man Europeans are just built different with alcohol and caffeine
me after getting 900mg of caffeine a day
double espresso mixed with double espresso
(Double espresso)^2
4
2x2 is 6
expesso
2x * 2= 6
omg 2x2=6 is 2 guys
2 guys
i swear to god you can't complete the battlepass
you can
he's not tryharding enough
I watched over the moon for you today
add gyro to standoff please


@paper tangle nab ban
Axebolt let me.laugb
U need just to look at my History
-55 in. 6-8 allies , guess who i faced
Why thank you?
👽
NoOoOO I have to actually play the game and do the daily missions

Ofc im against a Smurf xd
Wow
This game is so fair yk
The guy with the higher rank vs me has the Smurf whereas I’m stuck with a noob
daym
UwU
Uwu kawai
ban nab @hollow oak
Disrespectful
banger
joe?
Where is the language file in data folder of standoff?
It’s good
Why am I gold but I go vs 2 guys who were in legend last season in allies
Hi
I believe localization file is integrated with the blob file itself but why do you even need that 
I dont want to change system language
hm well idk if its possible or even allowed but it would've been good if there was option to choose language ingame
Why tho?
U can change it by changing ur device language
@verbal imp over the moon for you is a good anime
Tonikaku kawaii?
Should i save the new collection stickers?
dfhrhhtb
Ye
Told u
Is it the one where a guy almost gets hit by a truck?
Oh hmm does it have a manga?
How does Rafael just exists and still look beautiful
Im sure it does
Bros a prestige lightskin ≠ Hispanic
someone know for how much kukri gonna be?
2k
Ight ima gove it go, thanks for the info
U laughin but I'm serious
Not full on, the girl saves him
Dem
dead serious?
Yes.
From where ya know that
m9 too
so 2k
They are rare.
Yes.
Cuz its rare.
the best one won’t be higher than 3k
Anyone play? I'm Gold 1 right now
No
IS that what u write 1 min?
Doesn't make any sense to add on
Hi
hi
Someone want to vc and play duo comp
I'm good.
Sure
@gilded flower Wok
Someone playing ?
Life been really boring lately
For real
Can't relate, I'm getting nuked any moment soo
(This is not a joke , please stop russia)
No one's around to play with Wumpus.
Who is up to play?
Like i dont need a pro
It can be even a silver that plays good but was unfortunate due to bad teamates

Make trade system
I'm just falling with hack and axlebolt doesn't do anything, so it will go bankrupt
@lost canopy lmao?
who go 2v2 ranked? brasil reg
Anyone wanna play
What are your thoughts on Emulator players? Dms open for opinions
cry babies who suck at csgo
Dang.
Hii
adren
Homer Doughnuts
sup
W thoughts
yus]
mfw 2v5 and theyre still toxic
nightlyly
Feel free to join vc
Daddy?
L
Dad
Iyah jadi takut
What is it baby??
No a mama Llama @paper tangle
you a mama llama @hollow oak
How'd you know
lm for mama llama
b
Does the codes still work?
no
No

Why do the people with “x 60fps” always have the worst stats imaginable
just fps in their name in general
How you gon have the name “Anime x 60fps” while being silver on comp and allies with a .90kd
true
60 fps lowkey the normal fps for this game
ASAP Rafael otw to be the face of male beauty
I could never be in a competitive clan
Like not only would I be anxious of my performance but I would have a terrible schedule too
my stupid ahh could never
My hungry ahh could never be a Mortician
naaww
The m4 samurai is a underrated arcane
If you got 2 different knives & gloves for each team then you’re just bragging at that point
Fr like stop bragging and give me some gold
yeah
Quite unfortunate
W name
Sadly he has to deal with breathing smoke infested air and being harrased by a homeless person every other step
Couldn’t be me in Ohio 🤞💪
Ohio: 🧍♂️❌
Only 209 people live in Ohio
mfw im in a stop bragging competition and my opponent is @void bronze

When I’m in a :mfw: competition but my opponent is :mfw: :mfw:
Are u dead ahh@woven tulip ?
I’m Fr even
what
Nothing to watch
oke
This whole year been so boring
I’m so glad we only got couple more months left
2010 will be a new start for me
dope
New decade, new me, new felonies on my criminal history.
Relatable
i live in Bangladesh i live in Bangladesh.
WHAT
Praying for u 🙏
Hope you make it outta Bangladesh
christmas is in a week guys
im so happy about this information
on pc
LuisGames

😰
💀
that one got me
#newohio
Someone wanna do competitive in province?
polygnn
Babe, what if we play Competitive mode at polygon 😳
Honestly
True
Then I get duplicate epic stickers and gun skins (both the best outta the 3) afterwards
So if I get a legendary gun skin next
That’ll have to mean I’ll get a legendary sticker too
Just works like that
A gAmE ThEory
yeaah
November - January are my favorite months
Lowkey wish I could live in NYC so I could see the countdown ball drop
ball drop
Bahahahahhahah
Cant say the same
i don't have a favourite month
Well I think I dont
at least
whatever
Pretty stupid how people can actually get things by begging
I was on this server once and this dude was giving us advice on how to get things
My favorite season is summer. Idk where people get off thinking winter is actually good. It's not.
He said “just beg, ask for something small, even if it’s worth barely anything.”
Summer? Where I live summer is terrible. Bugs, sweat, usually very crowded beaches.
Dementia
I’m gonna make some coffee den
?
Even if it’s 10:30pm
Beaches and pools are nice tho
But I like being snuggled up under a blanket while I’m actually freezing cold and shivering.
Good sleep!
Body warmth > sheets, blankets.
I never went swimming. I don't really care to be in the water with strangers that idk.
