#💬│english-chat
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im almost 19


Ga a boomer
fossil
Anyone tryna comp? I need an mmr rating.
There are 700+ mfs online, and not even one has responded.
real
Yeah.
Sigh*
Time to go down the ranked rabbithole, where I start off as gold II, then get blasted into gold 1 and stay there.
hard stuck fr
Yesh.
Last season I got Silver IV, because people kept kicking each other as a passtime.
4 Wins, 21 Defeats and all because mfs think they're funny.
Those defeats were because I had gotten kicked so many times.
In comp?
Ye
0.73 rn. Only one game has been played, though.
What’s ur rank
11 kills, 15 deaths.
Dam u having a tough time too?
Ur na east?
K add me
K. 20738007.
What servers btw?
And your country is?
you can guess
I don't like guessing without clues.
Asia?
Nah
That's a continent. I'm either dumb, or you gave the continent on purpose?
Are you talking about a continent?
You getting on, or nah?
B-ussy?
Inside me.
Shouldve said U instead
Yesh. Give me the best quality lubricant!
😳
woahhhhhhh what the heeeeeellll
Alright.
Nvm, though. I'ma just go solo and get bare-backed by some fools with trash ping.
That's my ID. Yes.
hey guys
hello?
baskemtball
hey?
hai hey
grrr!
futboal
Idky but I love these lmph cars
Too good
@mint ridge
Do gt sport have the Toyota TS030 hybrid?
my boyfriend is ishowspeed
kia morning
🔥 🔥
yeah
im so sorry
im so excited
📸😳
me when🤳
oink
Sup, bro?
yo
Idk what I just walked into, but I guess the floor is wet for a reason...
i made it so wet
How'd you do that? 👀
😳
So... How do you like your eggs?
i don't like eggs
head
That's great. I'm good at giving.
oh yeah?
Mhmm.
😏
🥵
ishowspeed is my boyfriend
So. You're cheating on me, again?
I can't believe I let you stay in my life for as long as I have. 😭
How many more times, huh?
i am so sorry, but he offered to cuddle me wearing the Ben suit
Ok. You two have fun, then. I may or may not be crying over in my lil corner.
Yesh! 😁

Do u guys know how to report a scammer? 😞
get good
Yes.
you can't report scammers
My acc just got hacked just now but ik standoff wont do anything 😞😭
I just got scammed just now
you get scammed for being dumb
It says report scammer at the beginning of the chat, usually.
Oh...
In So2, there is no way to recover that, or even stop them from doing their hackering things.
you should have read the rules then

and the ToS
it literally said do not sell or trade accounts
Scammers be scamming.
amen
Because every 60s, a minute passes, ya know?
he is so smart
i thought that only applies to africa
ishowspeed is my boyfriend
Nah, bruh. However, there is an exception.
Whenever you do straining tasks, time actually slows down.
So a minute is really just 12hrs at that point.
damn
Ikr.
ishowspeed is my boyfriend
So, she can't say I didn't last that long, if I've been pushing P for the past 12hrs and a half.
berries and cream
Bippity boppity, your bf is now my property.
IShowSpeed is my* boyfriend. 😎
ishowspeed is my boyfriend
what
@verbal imp yes.
ishowspeed is my boyfriend says the government
Don't listen to them. Speed is mine.
ishowspeed is my boyfriend according to godzilla
I'm telling my mommy on you!
no im sorry! 
Yeah, keep your hands off my bf. 😎
😌
Just tryna stay humble, ya know? Ain't tryna be all wildin or nun crazy like dat. 😏
Gn, guys. I'ma head out. I'm not waking back up. ✌
goodnight 
Karlson release date is June 13 2025
Gm
heyy
Hey
how are you!

are you okay? | @vale sparrow
omg finalky im about yo reach gm
He's finalky about yo reach good morning
smh my head finalky
wanna play R6M
No
L
I head hurts and that
Clearly I don't
he's not okay
aww
What

This server is dead
its tuesday
studing biology
didn't you go to art school
no
you’re not hispanic
no you’re white
should i sell competive packs?
@gilded flower don't go quiet
you’re not
thx
i know
hispanic
i am
his panic
el oh el
Which knife should I buy in which price go high
Budget is 1700 and if confirmed price go high then budget can be 3.5k something
LebroNi Jamesa@rich crow
🗿
bro is high 😭
add me now
dumb of butt
Goofy
it feels like Standoff 2 matchmaking
15 seconds wait time
with the inevitable chance of disconnecting mid-matchmaking
😭
krazy rapid boots
noob
🗿

Goofy
can someone suggest a knife that will go well with phoenix risen gloves and looks as close to the default skin of the knife as possible pls
🗿
I’m thinking of the butter firestorm
Beautiful knifes all
Hi
🦳🦱🦰

Can anyone tell my why i suck at Standoff 2?
Cuz when i play i mean like im a godamn monkey
🗿🗿
💀💀
because you’re a monkey
are you b
B What?
beautiful
Na im ugly as a monkey
so you’re b
No im not beatiful

because you’re b
What do you mean whit B?
Im not
yeah because you’re b
I buy the ak and m4 from competitive medals or i buy the pass
just keep on training good crosshair placement and improve game sense
If i open my so2 account on my both tab and mobile at same time...it give ban or not?
And why tf u would do that
no
Bcz my brother want to play on my account....i wonder if i open my account while my brother already playing in my account
Thanks
frfr
U took longer then my ex to reply but no it's not like ur breaking the game
it just logs out the first account
My typing is slow in tab 😂
how can i report hackers
i just saw a hacker prefiring, all headshot and even shooting through walls round start
Id:
Reason: Posted a link
Bro
pinned messages
i dont know
well back to playing critical ops because its probably much safer there
pls add report button too
he doesnt know
true
barely any cheaters in spec ops
yup, critical ops has zero to none hackers
Standoff has
No gyro
No report button
thst's my concerns as of now
They're not rare and they're already too expensive for their rarity
tho as soon you get master you’ll play against spec
usually
:hestrue:
i dont play ranked that much
is cops made by canadian or american
Finnish devs
however, the game's meta is somehow unbalanced every update
aug and sg551 is too op
buh
and scar isnt broken anymore
Nope, they are too op
na
Scar is somehow still good
it’s supposed to be good
they have scar?
why would a 4200$ gun be bad
how many rifles do they have 
all
im tired of scar aug sg m4 ak sa58 ar15 p90 vector mp5 mp7 mpx super90 fp6
now pistols
and snipers
Hmmm but the M9 BAYONET?
Are to expensive too
I thought karambit gold is the most expensive knife (I was new in the game)
True true
3 years ago bayonet was 2.5k
And I bought karambit back then instead of bayonet
Rip
Rip
Yo momma
@void bronzey
i wanna grind apex now
busin rn
damn he bussin
yeah
yeah
not the same thing
porcje
its driven by a woman
porsche is german
polish public transport is horrific
they should be paying me to drive that
30 min late
damn
i literally died
similar
i dont even wait for the bus
i just walk home
because its faster
☠️
buh
so like 3h walk
how far tho
How to report a cheter?
6km
damn
damn
but like
that does suck
rip
do you drive
even a bike?
you can
late
what
i learned in womb
more xp
this guy really needs that experience tho
i’ll get home like
tomorrow
i need to go to rossman and
grocerier
and
pharmacy for mum
damn
also i got asked today by some girl if im ukrainian
oh well i gtg now bye
bye

dead
Dead
Dead
Dead x2
dead x3
most of them are russians
Can it be upgraded?
bruh i was watching kbc (who wants to be a millionaire but for india) and there was a contestant who reached really high and they didn't read a single word.
ofc a former british colony would have a British inspired game show
she just heard books and stuff like audio learning
and the accuracy of her predictions were damn close
i couldn't do that the attention span is just not there

damn
I think I finally know the reason why they can't add left-handed first person viewmodels
it's because the third person hand animations are also using the first person animations
you guys notice that you can see other players inspect weapons
it wont be hard to separate them right
meaning it will still play the same right handed animation but the viewmodel animated is mirrored
Dayum, I got a lot of views from my asai ataka edits 
@sick cave how many fabric storm you got?
I need a firend
me too
Nobody asked
Sheesh
Nc
I aced my 50m run exam
In the first hour of school and the only hour I was I school today
Did 5.59 secs
Why is it invisible?
Sàd
@silent perch nab
oh i can see it
🦉

LGTV
Why can't I start the game up? When I log in with Google it just says loading data but it never loads 😭
?
Gas leak
How does this server have thousands of people on but is so dead 💀
So2 died in 2020 
So was never alive to begin with
2019
So2 died after removing short dust 2
💔
They removed happiness from the game
Yes
💔
🧌
I am
🐟
No way
My butterfly fell down 200 g :'D(
Muhammed
Dead server (real)
Me personally me no like dat nife
But good investment
I like how the slight golden knife is more then the full golden one
Damn why is the kumo now the most expensive
Unlucky bank(
Ngl imagine if people expressed their emotions by reenacting emojis irl
Those ppl are experts
Like wyd if you done something crazy and some guy re-enacted the “🤯” emoji
Must be in some corrupt country
Me when
: 
Mfw I'm in a 🐧 competition and my opponent is 🐧
When I’m in a 🦙 competition but my opponent is your mother
Yo mama llama
🦙
Damn i got muted for 1 HOUR
You mama llama
🦙
Hii
Probably cause you said a black listed cuss word
Hi
Uhhhhh acktualy it’s “yo” 🤓🤓
🤨
It’s been over a month since I joined this server
I remember the old days when I wasn’t in this server💔💔💔
Better days Fr
When r u streaming streaming again gang
I’ll tune in whenever I’m available
There’s 2 things I love in this world
-
A fresh, cold, clean breath of air after being outta breath.
-
A sip of nice n’ cold water after being thirsty.
I personally prefer both in the winter too
Hru?
Hello there where I can to report a Hacker ?
I hab question i left a game by accident and it was just cheat vs cheat and im wondering if the game gets reset will i get my points back.
Sure
Well then alr
Cheater detected = points back
I really no scope headshot wallbanged someone with an m40 bro
Good
That’s Nicee
why do i keep falling out of the map
Skill issue might tie into it
ik but cant help it...
Nah idk why
It’ll most likely be fixed next patch
Vaccine?
Yeah I’ve hit some before
Sometimes I shoot through wall bang spots in case of a free kill
Several times I’ve gotten kills from them
Might look like walls
and u get reported 50 times
Sometimes I’ll rotate because I heard some footsteps and lowkey people think I have walls
Nah bro I just got headphones 💀
Skill + phone issue
i play on pc ty
Emulator issue
id rather play on pc then play with 10 fingers and 5 toes on a phone
2 fingers for pros
What rank are u on pc?
lets change the topic
😵💫
My best is 2120 mmr on phone in season 1
Wdym?
We’ve done multiple
And u always embarrassing me
@sage badge last 4 games u won smth like 20-0 to 35-0
No
It’s true
No matter how hard I try
I always lose embarrassingly
I’m not
Fs venom is. Cheap asf
Can u guys please rate my video 🥲 #🎥│so2-videos
5/10 @woven tulip can hit wallbang headshots with m40
My first so2 vid
black elevation looks kinda sick tho
what do u thing the graffiti prices will be for the new ones
It was c-ops videos
u interrogating him or what
I quit yt for a year
Ah
So my channel is dead atm
@verbal imp Hii
Hii
The game is so bad
I just lost to a hacker
and I lost 30 points without even playing a game today
I went from gold 3 to gold 2 for no reason and then lost to a hacker
Me too
@novel warren his name was GI
what was yours?
What
Yes
Should I start yt again?
Dms
?
Didn't know
I thought he saying random things
I don't understand russian
I speak English mainly
You should be able to translate website
I don't need to know how to hack it's ez
But I don't do it cause it's ruin the fun
Oh no I thought you meant the website I linked you was in Russian
My bad
Ohh
But yeah main thing you need is video proof they were hacking
Ohh
Then you follow the other instructions the message bot gives you
He’ll be banned soon
Oh yeah that’s another problem
Maybe I don't know how good anti cheat is
There are mod menus where u can disable anti cheat
Disgusting
Right
Yeah
Pretty pathetic
But they don’t have any skill to acquire a job so they make hacks and sell them
Where u from
Just pathetic bums
Yeah
I’m in North America
i am portugal
I'm Finland
Thank you very much emberiph
@rich crow Nicee
I learned German
Learn some Finnish word
I have an Russian friend
Like Hi=Moi
Moi 🇫🇮
Good job
Hallo
i am glad to know my input was valuable
Hello
Moment
All text where IS Saying anything of P U T I N IT Will delete
Bro why u mention
Idk
Sorry sorry
So just speak about game
Anyone play?
Hiii @rich crow
Yeah
Ok
But i'm not good with english
Np
hi
I can speak German
Like speaking
Xd
NO NO
I don't Even know anything german
Is it good?
its a music artist
At least ur good
no i am bad
Why
im good
@verbal imp is over the moon for you a good anime?
thats why
.
So I should watch it?
OFC
Okay
You'll feel so
idk
I can't explain it
This isn't tentai
Np np
You shall be excused
Ok
Btw if u want a mix of romance and action and fantasy asterisk war is a good anime
I enjoyed it
Since u giving me recommendations
I have one
that one I supposed to tell u
earlier
Okay
lmao wtf
hi
Wie geht es dir?
like yr 11 in the british system or
yes
eminem superman
Nun, ich denke, es gibt zu viele Engländer hier, obwohl das Spiel russisch ist😐
S
Always have been
What are you arguing about?
Na und?
Horimiya
Garbage anime
Nein, nichts, ich habe nur gefragt
Its okay to have an opinion
Just some lack more taste than others
ok, aber Sie wissen, dass jedes Spiel Spieler aus allen Ländern hat
no lol its not bad taste
The anime is just bad
Boring
Basic rom com
really basic
Thats your opinion
and I have mine.
but I don't see why its bad whatsoever or just "another rom com" but okay
im jus saying
Ja, das verstehe ich
Parlo anche italiano
Y también puedo hacerlo en español
I know 6 languages, Russian, English, German, Spanish, Italian and Arabic
Могу говоить на руской
Looking to buy gold, DM
How do I get more fps I have one plus 8 and I can easily get 90 fps
But why is it still locked at 60
Change ur seytings
حسنا، يمكنني أيضا الكتابة باللغة العربية
U can put it up to 120fps
Dosn't work
من يعرف اللغة العربية أيضا؟
Yeah
English pls
anyone wanna play
17 y.o
Can we just mute him
what you want?
Join vc
ты уверен?
I cant talk tho
Np
почему же я так быстро пишу ?
@clever ember
ты не задумывался?
alr one second
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