💬│english-chat

[paper wedge]

Oh does that mean you can't play the acc on your phone or the acc and the phone is banned

[rich crow]

Idkkkj

I joined and it says your device has been banned

[paper wedge]

Welp dunno

[orchid jasper]

@rich crow Ss it and send it to moderator

[rich crow]

Ill tryy

Thanks

[orchid jasper]

No problemo

[fossil beacon]

Hello

Who want rank

[rich crow]

I just want my acc back

[floral compass]

1ammosey#6392 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[rich crow]

get a hwid spoofer

[glad saffron]

[blissful birch]

Xd

[jaunty spindle]

I saw a guy jump over the building next to B in Sandstone

XD

[craggy ibex]

@rocky hound i mean skins from the gold pass

[plush bane]

He had been through some tough times in his life

[polar bloom]

someone wanna play

[silent perch]

[mint wedge]

Noob @silent perch

[rich crow]

[silent perch]

@mint wedge no u

[rich crow]

Hey

[elder coral]

When will these cheats be solved? I'm playing in central europe and every ally or competitor i enter is cheating, find a solution now, I invested so much money in the game, can't you find a solution

[warped lichen]

Hi

[rich crow]

A what

Hi rose

[proper gyro]

if its not perfect then there will be always imperfections

[naive vector]

1v1 ?

[proper gyro]

its not racist when you want to commit geneva conventions on all races

[icy slate]

I didnt leave vc?

[proper gyro]

@icy slate you did not.

[icy slate]

Bruh

No wonder my phone was dead

[proper gyro]

i think you were there for like 2hrs?

more than 2?

[icy slate]

Bruuuhhh

[proper gyro]

which mine he digging?

[buoyant jasper]

give knife

[next igloo]

hello friends, is anyone interested in an account? I don't have time to play and I intend to negotiate mine, if you want to call me in discord pv

sorry if i broke any server rules

[rich crow]

i play eu n i ran into like 3 hackers tdy n yesteday

u js prolly call every1 a hacker coz u ahh

[paper tangle]

Race equality

[honest gust]

I'm back

Finally

After a month

Why people in here are not active

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[noble dagger]

[rich crow]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

who tryna run sum allies

1.70kd n champ

[paper tangle]

Because it isn't

[rich crow]

Guys my friend wants to test hacks in standoff and wants to play allies with me so im asking would i get banned too?

💀

If yes would be perma or like on 3 days?

[rich crow]

@hoary deltabolt yall go fa dis?

[plush bane]

Guys my friend is planning to take over a country with me so im asking would i get arrested and get a death sentence?

[rich crow]

No i really need to know

Bruh

[rich crow]

r u sped?

Thanks for helping alot

r u special needs

ofc youd get banned too

[deep plume]

Lol

Whatt

[paper tangle]

Banned for boosting

[rich crow]

wdym boosting

[verbal imp]

Ofc u will
Use your brain

[icy slate]

Yoo finally level 38

[paper tangle]

That's the ban

[icy slate]

Now i have the badge

[paper tangle]

If you played with a hacker

[icy slate]

What level you guys on battle pass

[paper tangle]

Or was playing with one

[icy slate]

Hey what level u on at battlepass

[paper tangle]

I don't play anymore

[icy slate]

so 0?

[verbal imp]

Yes

[paper tangle]

Yes

[icy slate]

Liar u start at 1

Imagine lying

[paper tangle]

ok

[vale sparrow]

Omg

Those days I've been producing a lot

I made 2 full whatever videos and I made a highlight video

In 2 days

Kinda cool

👍

[woven tulip]

Yes you would. And he will get banned too. Tell him he’s an idiot.

[rich crow]

Kk thanks

[unique flame]

Sniper 1v1 anyone?

[stray violet]

Drip too hard don't stand too close

[mint ridge]

[rich crow]

What server?

[silent perch]

groove street

[verbal imp]

Home

[tulip elbow]

Zam

[covert wraith]

@mint ridge do ya thing 🥴

epik

[paper tangle]

🐧

The penguin did not ask

[warped lichen]

I nearly broke my ribs at a football game

[half tide]

[paper tangle]

[rich crow]

[empty bay]

I wish there were English tournaments

[gilded flower]

how

[warped lichen]

After I got the ball (I’m a keeper) and had it in my control, a guy rammed me in the ribs with all strength with shoulder.

[gilded flower]

relatable

once my friend broke my arm

[glad saffron]

Yo momma

[crude knoll]

Hi

[warped lichen]

He did it on the intent of injuring me, yet the referee let him off

[sage badge]

oink

[floral compass]

AceDrgn#0377 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[verbal imp]

Bruh

[verbal imp]

Did he get anything for that

like a yellow card or something?

Please tell me he did

I mean

it wasn't a tackle but I mean

[sage badge]

oh that's cool, nice to know rose is in football

[verbal imp]

Football is fun

when ur playing

[sage badge]

[verbal imp]

Ik a few tricks

but I'm not good at all

I can barely dribble the ball with my feet

[sage badge]

i get it

ishowspeed is the best football player

[rich crow]

yeah

cr7 has to meet him

[sage badge]

that's what I'm saying

[rich crow]

to be skillful as speed...

[sage badge]

🤤

[warped lichen]

No

[verbal imp]

Bullshi

Anyways

how r u

nod

Now

[warped lichen]

It hurts

But I’ve done so many bad things and I am so toxic I deserve it

I deserve to feel this pain

I don’t deserve good

[rich crow]

[honest gust]

Ohzye that's a L picture

[rich crow]

Bro

In allies have cheater its not normal

I lose all of my game because all of Time i have a cheater on my game

hey

[valid ravine]

Anyone wanna play allies?

@rich crow

Wanna play

Psl

Pls

[rich crow]

em

[valid ravine]

Allies

2v2

[rich crow]

ok

im not the best player

[valid ravine]

Dm me yo id

[valid ravine]

Its good

I just want to play with someone

Who knows eglish

Tierd of russians with no english sense

Ok

Delite

It

[rich crow]

yes

i speak spanish but english is good

[valid ravine]

Anyone wanna play allies?

[warped lichen]

@valid ravine sorry I am terrible

[valid ravine]

Ita good

Im bad to

@warped lichen so u want or no

[warped lichen]

I’m silver 3 with 0.47KD

What about u?

[valid ravine]

Lmaoo u better than me bc i started allies 20 mims ago

Im bronze 4 i think

[warped lichen]

Sure add me

21474957

[valid ravine]

U gotta let me finish allies first

Wanna watch me

@warped lichen

[sage badge]

Someone wanna 1v1 AWM?

[warped lichen]

Look #📸│photos to see how bad I am

[sage badge]

Why an alt?

or is that a new main

[north bear]

hiii

Hello??

[sage badge]

hey

[north bear]

hello

Someone is alive here

[rich crow]

you better not be in the bingus pants

me, currently in the bingus pants

[north bear]

😔

[sage badge]

Anyone wanna 1V1?

[warped lichen]

Sorry

[sage badge]

Just curious

[warped lichen]

Bcuz the stats on my main I don’t deserve, I used to but currently I don’t. Deserve them

[sage badge]

new main?

[warped lichen]

Sure

But I’m not selling my old main

[rich crow]

nice

[warped lichen]

Oh competitive collection is out

[rich crow]

what

[warped lichen]

I’ll wait before selling it

[rich crow]

wtfff

[warped lichen]

It’s new on marketplace so all prices will be low

I’ll wait until Christmas-next hear before selling

[torn summit]

No one plays competitive in US

[vital bobcat]

Bruh can you please don't put elite players against me

I am gold 3 come on man...

[tawdry frigate]

No one can play competitive in the US.

[warped lichen]

@tawdry frigate sup

[tawdry frigate]

Sup, bro!

I would play competitive NA, but the servers don't allow it.

[warped lichen]

It’s fine

[tawdry frigate]

Our competitive scene gets zero play.

[warped lichen]

Anyway rn I’m having trouble breathing

[tawdry frigate]

It's only EU.

[tawdry frigate]

Why?

How'd that happen?

[warped lichen]

I injured my chest

So when I breathe it hurts a lot

[rich crow]

if you spent more time practicing and playing you could be elire too dont complain ‼️

[vital bobcat]

Bro what?

Ranked is supposed to put players that are equal to me

What are you talking about

[rich crow]

equality is not real

[vital bobcat]

Be quiet pls

[warped lichen]

Be like me

Stuck in gold but destroy elite players😎

[rich crow]

be like me

dont even play this game no more 😎

[vital bobcat]

#📸│photos

[warped lichen]

I should say

Well done

[vital bobcat]

Ty ty

[rich crow]

damn

[bitter otter]

How can i report a hacker?

I've lost like 53 mmr man

[distant perch]

Тражим Леп клан
Причам сваки језик који пожелите
Женско сам

[distant perch]

send a screenshot of his profile

[bitter otter]

In general chat?

[hexed igloo]

no way comp pack is out

[warped lichen]

It is

@hexed igloo wanna buy the butterfly off me for 10k golds, in return I will be great full to you

[hexed igloo]

no it sucks, already tried it

[warped lichen]

Xd ok

I was jk haha

[hexed igloo]

still hundreds on market, i'll wait for a bit before buying i know for sure it will drop drastically

[warped lichen]

Or maybe ruse

Rise*

[hexed igloo]

nah, i don't think so

With that many owners i don't think they can cooperate

[warped lichen]

For the butterflies knife?

[hexed igloo]

it can drop to 1.5k

infact it's already dropping

slowly

just need to wait for them to wake up and realized

panic sell cause market crash

[sage badge]

oink

[distant perch]

I think it's better to contact an admin

idk

Im sorry for late reply

[tawdry frigate]

Butterfly knife... I want one.

[hexed igloo]

ok go get it

[tawdry frigate]

There's a new skin for it?

[hexed igloo]

old,

[tawdry frigate]

So it's dropping in price?

[hexed igloo]

it's bad imo, tried it on my friend's account

[hexed igloo]

it's already dropping

idk for how much it will be

[tawdry frigate]

Oh, yeah. I saw it. Some of them are selling for the price of jkommando knives.

Or just above that.

[silk kraken]

@bitter otter you can submit your report on https://help.axlebolt.com/en through the messenger in the bottom right corner of the site (write to me in private if you can't find it)

[gilded flower]

theres a necromancer ak in c-ops

[tawdry frigate]

Jkommando is one of my favorites. Maybe if Kunai or Push Daggers price drops, I'll get those.

[tawdry frigate]

I would like to slander them, but So2 is doing the same things. Lmao

Does it look exactly the same?

[gilded flower]

its not even similar

and was probably added before they even released so2

[tawdry frigate]

Maybe. So2 was out in 2017.

[bitter otter]

Idk how but I'll try

[bitter otter]

nah its fine take your time

[gilded flower]

the collection with necro in it was released way later

tho

[tawdry frigate]

So2 Necro?

Yeah, I can understand that.

It was in rivals case, right?

I've got Necro. The skin is super clean.

I wish M4 Necro was less gold like the AK. It's so goated.

[proper gyro]

AAA

it 500g

[tawdry frigate]

Isn't AK like 70g, though?

Its fine, thought. M4 Wolf is a pretty good option. Plus, it matches my blue theme.

Speaking of themes, I got the cerberus sticker .

I would put it on my Cerberus UMP45, but I might just sell it, depending on market value.

[proper gyro]

@hexed igloo it just dropped right?

ill wait for like 400ish-300g for ak to buy

[craggy ibex]

Bought that competitors collection ak for 660, it had four 4 year legendary stickers on it

[verbal imp]

Polar?

[bitter otter]

I did it thanks bro

[proper gyro]

cani see?

[verbal imp]

I don't have c ops downloaded atm but u can ask @gilded flower
If he isn't grinding

Wait.

he could be talking about the other ak

but idk

[gilded flower]

no its called necromancer

[paper tangle]

its called boneless chicken

[rich crow]

Where can i report a player

[torn summit]

Why dont they allow it? They do allow allies mode but not competitive

[paper tangle]

its because competitive on NA is dead

🐧

[naive marten]

Most of my last allied games are just 1v1 or 1v2

Theres always one equal player and some lucky guy without aim

So its just, each side kills the guy and then its 1v1

[hexed igloo]

thanks for sharing your experience

[sage badge]

ikr

1V1 AWM?

[stray violet]

@silk kraken ты русский?

[silk kraken]

[stray violet]

Да? Или нет?

Нуб акс

Ok I'll stop

[hexed igloo]

i always thought it says pochinki

[stray violet]

Pubg players be like

[hollow oak]

Don't cry @silk kraken

[novel warren]

Guys I can't play standoff I have error Code bruh

[hollow oak]

Eat a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

[novel warren]

Where can I send Ticket?

[silk kraken]

impossible when you live in Morocco

[hollow oak]

But you have 🐐

Happiness follows

[silk kraken]

https://help.axlebolt.com/en through the messenger in the bottom right corner of the site

[novel warren]

Thx

[stray violet]

Oh yeah

That reminds me

Some guy reported someone for using hacks

And he got banned instead

Lmfao

[hexed igloo]

bro self reported 😰

among them strat or whatever the name is

[stray violet]

Among they/them

[visual wedge]

Who i make a report?

[hexed igloo]

😨

[woven tulip]

I been on tiktok for 5 hours straight what am k doing

I

[novel warren]

Now the bug is gone

Bruh

[proper gyro]

zamn

ak grew

[silk kraken]

error after trying to add someone as a friend?

[novel warren]

No join game

[paper tangle]

what if the old man cried

[novel warren]

Now it's all gone I guess it's fixed

[paper tangle]

im pressing remain ignorant and it don't work

:c

[silk kraken]

[proper gyro]

mfw today marks the 16th year out of 86

🍶 🐓

[paper tangle]

@hollow oak nab

[proper gyro]

indeed

im contemplating if i wanna buy the ak

[hexed igloo]

careful bro

i always set reminder on apps like these

[hollow oak]

So mean @paper tangle

[paper tangle]

no u @hollow oak

[paper tangle]

having tik tok for me it feels like im losing my humanity

[hollow oak]

Oof

[hexed igloo]

i never had tiktok

[thick yoke]

comp pack is already on market but im brokee

[tawdry frigate]

Oh, really?

[tawdry frigate]

Same.

[proper gyro]

yooo anyone sell their fabric for 320?

🐓

[rich crow]

W

[sage badge]

its corn!

[rich crow]

Ok

[sage badge]

someone awm 1v1

[gilded flower]

someone 1v1

pls

[verbal imp]

Thats what its called? Deadahh??

[sage badge]

you little cow

[gilded flower]

dm

[sage badge]

doin the most

[novel warren]

Iam so pissed rn

[potent wave]

Yo my back be hurtin anyone wanna play allies?

[sage badge]

why

[gilded flower]

craves attention

[sage badge]

yum

[stray violet]

Craves she1n's meat

[verbal imp]

Get a room

[thick yoke]

ah yes, when I just bought daggers the Butterfly Prices drop

😭

i wanna cri

[verbal imp]

Brilliant

Now thats what u call

ungodly luck

or I should say

lack of luck

[sharp elbow]

@sage badge beaststars is lowk a good show but i’m not tryna get bullied so i say i never watched it 😭

[paper tangle]

oof

[sage badge]

i say i like it at school so i can cause problems with someone

no one has said anything though

[paper tangle]

awe

sadge

:c

[sage badge]

[potent wave]

Godly luck is when you get a legendary from the BP without buying premium

Or arcane

[paper tangle]

i would do that too frfr

[sage badge]

[sharp elbow]

i’m saying this new generation don’t rlly bully lmao

[paper tangle]

which generation

[sharp elbow]

there’s always someone who stands up for the little guy

[sage badge]

beastars is so good though

[paper tangle]

z, alpha, beta?

[sage badge]

he said alpha beta

[paper tangle]

thats the name of the new generations

[sharp elbow]

generation Z or atleast class of 2026-2023

[sage badge]

oh right

[paper tangle]

i think z was like

2021

[sage badge]

oink oink

[sharp elbow]

what abt the newer grads like me

i’m 2023

[paper tangle]

but for sure the ones i had would destroy anyone in a argument

[sage badge]

who wanna 1v1

[paper tangle]

passive as hell

fr

[sharp elbow]

lmao nah we hella chill

[sage badge]

after you have 30 minutes to think about it in the shower

[paper tangle]

the ones i had

would look for fights

win or lose

(i was one of them)

[paper tangle]

also that

[sharp elbow]

i was raised in the generation where if u bring up my mother i’m spinning block with a g22

these new freshman are lameeee 😭

[paper tangle]

for me i was raised if my mom were brought up i would not care and bring out any weapon i have in my arsenal and would shoot without any care

[paper tangle]

fr

they be like 🤓

[sage badge]

cap

[sharp elbow]

actually maybe it’s the area i group up i’m vs where i live now

[paper tangle]

or 😔

[sharp elbow]

i over exaggerate but yea if u talk abt my mom ima get pressed 😹

[sage badge]

fr

[sharp elbow]

lol

[sage badge]

i love fights

[paper tangle]

i got bored of them

i won 35 in a row and lost 2 because i didnt come to it

[sharp elbow]

i hate fighting i’ve always been a passive child

[sage badge]

totally

[sharp elbow]

i always avoided confrontation like that

[verbal imp]

💀

[sage badge]

me too, but it gets to me

[paper tangle]

🐧

yes

[stray violet]

🦙

Nobody say it

[jovial drift]

@desert crane aceita pedido pls

[paper tangle]

you mama llama

🦙

[stray violet]

[proper gyro]

llama mama to baby llama

[hollow oak]

@paper tangle nab

[paper tangle]

nab @hollow oak

[hollow oak]

Rip

So mean

[hexed igloo]

which

[hot hornet]

finally finished prototyping my game's parkour movement

[paper tangle]

no you

[hollow oak]

Proved my point

[paper tangle]

🐧

[hollow oak]

[rich crow]

Hi

[icy slate]

Hi

[hollow oak]

Hi

[icy slate]

What level you guys on battlepass

[hexed igloo]

The One Piece is factual.

[icy slate]

True

[paper tangle]

🐧

[hollow oak]

Level 0

[paper tangle]

can we get much higher

[icy slate]

Queen elizabath (yes bath) added all her worth in one piece

[icy slate]

Why

[hollow oak]

Don't play it?

[icy slate]

Why most people in so2 server dont play so2

[paper tangle]

Level 0 is better than Level 1

[icy slate]

Well you start at 1

[paper tangle]

but im level 0 too

[icy slate]

Why no one plays so2 here

Its a so2 server

Is there a server for so2 addicated people

[paper tangle]

this is the server

for those addicted people

[hollow oak]

This is the server for basically the veterans of So2 lol

[icy slate]

Where are they then

[hollow oak]

Lookin at one lol

[paper tangle]

most of us here wasted enough hours into the game, retired pro players, new comers, people who complain about hackers and cheaters, people who mald over teammates etc.

[paper tangle]

same here

[hexed igloo]

¿el nivel nol?

[icy slate]

I always get mad at my teammates im i pro

[paper tangle]

yes.

[icy slate]

Honestly i have never seen a hacker in asia south in my 200h playtime

[tall scarab]

you gotta play rank

[paper tangle]

200h is basically nothing

[hollow oak]

200 hours, you just wait

[paper tangle]

[hollow oak]

Great minds lol @paper tangle

[icy slate]

I play alot of rank but im gold

[paper tangle]

ikr

[icy slate]

Oh how long

[paper tangle]

in total

[hollow oak]

2,000

[paper tangle]

3.5 thousand hours

[hollow oak]

[paper tangle]

🐧

[icy slate]

What da fawk

Whos gonna waste that MUCH TIMR

[paper tangle]

don't hide profanity

[icy slate]

TiME

[paper tangle]

a lot of people

[icy slate]

How much hours is a month

[hollow oak]

Many people have more hours than that

[sage badge]

its called consistency

[thick yoke]

every butterfly dropped bruh

and I can't sell my daggers cause they also dropped

[hollow oak]

720 hours of a 30 day month

[thick yoke]

i wanna cry fr

[paper tangle]

cry

🐧

[icy slate]

Nah its addicaton

[hollow oak]

Buy high sell low @thick yoke

[paper tangle]

addiction*

[sage badge]

not really no

[paper tangle]

i played 8-10 hours a day

[icy slate]

And the fact that they have to play so the time counts .... bro

[paper tangle]

🐧

[hollow oak]

Guys I have an addicaton

[sage badge]

no you dont

[thick yoke]

bro fr

😭

[sage badge]

someone 1v1

[paper tangle]

yes i did 🐧

[hollow oak]

"Played"

[paper tangle]

english

[hollow oak]

This server is so trash, but I'ma not leave

[icy slate]

my rank

[paper tangle]

[sage badge]

thanks for informing us

[paper tangle]

sometimes you can't leave sometimes you can

[icy slate]

Then why boost

[paper tangle]

waste of money

if he left

[sage badge]

1v1

[hollow oak]

I get two so why not @icy slate

Just auto boosts when my nitro renews

[icy slate]

Dawg im waiting for my bus its 5:47

[sage badge]

i see

[icy slate]

Yesterday i forgot i was in a voice chat

[hollow oak]

Anytime! It's not really a problem for me! I love information and sharing it!

[icy slate]

And i came to my phone dead and abt to explode

From the heat

[sage badge]

dang

[icy slate]

Why is it always these 2 mods that are online

[paper tangle]

King Nab 🐧

[hollow oak]

Time zones @icy slate

👀

[icy slate]

Oh cuz yesterday they were on this time too

[paper tangle]

they have shifts 🐧

[hollow oak]

Lmfao

[icy slate]

Ok imma go poop bye

[hollow oak]

Have a good poop

[paper tangle]

🤨

[thick yoke]

i thought you were waiting on your bus

[random jay]

I'm waiting for my train it's 4:54

[icy slate]

Little poop before bus wont hurt

I still have 10 mins left too

Im eating cereal rn

[sage badge]

absolutely insane mate!

[icy slate]

yes

[paper tangle]

nice train

[sage badge]

nice cow

[random jay]

It's the first train of the day

[icy slate]

Guys is it normal that cereal give diarrhea

[sage badge]

absolutely insane mate!

[random jay]

Yep

[sage badge]

it's not the cereal, usually the milk

[icy slate]

Oh

Then i will eat cereal with water

[hollow oak]

I'm just trying to get more lactic acid

[paper tangle]

nice t r a i n

[icy slate]

People finna think he left to get milk tho

[sage badge]

It doesn't cause diarrhea, itsthe amount of water your drink that gives it that "consistency"

milk just gives you the belly ache you feel

[hollow oak]

Are you dumb?

[sage badge]

ask my teacher

or lactose intolerant

intolerant

[random jay]

So if you drink milk you get diarrhea

[sage badge]

what the, i saw typo

[icy slate]

My cat is lactose intolerant should i ask her

[sage badge]

of course

what a smart cat

[hollow oak]

If your lactose intolorant, you have a slowed production or no production of lactase which breaks down the undigestibale lactose, which you can't tolerate so your body instead sends it thru your digestive system without processing properly

[icy slate]

Ok

[stray violet]

4 hours left

[sage badge]

that copy paste

[hollow oak]

Bruh

Ight cool.

[sage badge]

what they say

[paper tangle]

until you turn into a mama llama

[hollow oak]

Typing was never an option lmfao

[paper tangle]

🦙

[icy slate]

She said meoooooooow

And meow meo meow meow meow grr meoq

[sage badge]

🥲

[icy slate]

Her last meoq broke down

[sage badge]

meoq

[thick yoke]

momenterusticmomentis

[stray violet]

Until the Iraqi wakes up

[thick yoke]

faek nitor

🙀

[icy slate]

Whats 1+1

[stray violet]

[sage badge]

someone 1v1 me!!!!

[icy slate]

No u

Bros trying to skip the question

[sage badge]

I'll pay to play someone

[icy slate]

1v1 me after school

[void bronze]

@stray violet that body of yours is absurd

[icy slate]

I will win

[proper gyro]

how much?

[sage badge]

you will looooose

[icy slate]

Whats ur kd

[sage badge]

3.2kd on all stats

[icy slate]

I take back my words

[stray violet]

No you

[icy slate]

Maybe 1v1ing isnt a good idea

[sage badge]

[stray violet]

[sage badge]

what the cow

[paper tangle]

what the hell is that

[sage badge]

i don't see anything

[stray violet]

Describe it

[paper tangle]

yes

🗿

[icy slate]

Nah its my dad

[stray violet]

Is it the snapping one

Can't see because mobile

It's the

One you use to hit the woah

Ok

I have to beat the Iraqi

[icy slate]

Nah iraqi did nun its the syrian one

[proper gyro]

nabbed

[stray violet]

1967 left

[rich crow]

🙊

[vast escarp]

🐔

good you're hired

[rich crow]

Ta?

[stray violet]

Accidentally bought a butterfly kumo for 1750

Even though I brought it down from 1900 literally 3 hours ago

[vast escarp]

🐔

🐔

nice hacking the market

ban him pls. check him pc

this is not normally

you were hired for janitor post

🥸

[thick yoke]

president isn't sure what climate change is

🐧

smh

[hot hornet]

bruh

[wooden elbow]

promoted to customer

im not bound to your policies!

you've lost a very good customer today!

end of normal workday rp

[stray violet]

Reminds me of that one guy

That makes videos like "if companies were honest"

8 am in Iraq

1500 messages left

[proper gyro]

lets gooo

prices are dropping

@stray violet sponsor me

bruh games like

disorient my eyes

[stray violet]

You gotta pay me

That's how it works

Bozo

[sage badge]

what that mean

[sage badge]

who wanna 1v1

[stray violet]

I need to delete 1500 messages before the Iraqi wakes up

Because I'm toxic like that

[sage badge]

iraqi?

why delete 1500 messages from where

[stray violet]

Simple

Yo mama llama

🦙

[sage badge]

[verbal imp]

Dam imagine ur favorite car getting totaled because some dumbahh thought it would be a great idea to cross double yellow in a blind spot

[stray violet]

Yoooooo

That was me

Today

Some Prius would've hit me

He was thiiiis close to me 🤏 🤏 🤏

[verbal imp]

Wassup with drivers

crossing double yellows in a blind spot

[stray violet]

Driver's test requires you to check blind spots either way

Why wouldn't you check them 🙃 🙃

No skill?

[verbal imp]

More like braindead

[stray violet]

I mean

If you're gonna sleep, might as well stay at home

[verbal imp]

^

[stray violet]

I be waking everyone up on da road

Cutting everyone off going 30+ over their speed

Wakey wakey

While having music playing hella loud

[verbal imp]

Idk about u

but

my car is my music

unless

economy car

[stray violet]

Bro

You driving wrong then

[verbal imp]

Or some trumpet 350z

infinity headahh

[stray violet]

My guy has to choose between music or engine sounds

Bro is scared to hit 5000 rpm

[verbal imp]

In mountains

[stray violet]

My guy you gotta do everything

High rpms

Wheels spinning

Subs blaring

Literal 3 in 1 package

And you gotta choose 1

[verbal imp]

Fair enough

Dam alot of mfs actually bought the comp pack

lord

Almost 500 ak's from the pack

aye.

hold up.

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp that's good

meaning i get it cheaper

[verbal imp]

Ik its good

Im gonna order one

but.

[proper gyro]

imma wait till like 300

ir smth

[stray violet]

Excluding the accounts that have been abandoned

[verbal imp]

Yeah

The can like

sell me for

0.03

[proper gyro]

i wanna buy fabric storm for 300g

pls dm frfr

💯 💯

[verbal imp]

I think
Autumn have to wait a bit

Also happy bday @proper gyro

[proper gyro]

i will buy your gun for 6bucks that you paid idk 40 or 45bucks without the previous tiers

[proper gyro]

thanks

🐬

[verbal imp]

Why not 240 or 280

Way cheaper

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp doubt it go cheaper

[verbal imp]

It will

just not rn

well

it is

but

Not like 240 cheap

maybe like

280

[thick yoke]

bro

I need 200 to buy

butterfly

Bro why'd it drop one week after i bought daggers

[proper gyro]

so? im broke.

[thick yoke]

same

[proper gyro]

@thick yoke coulda waited

[thick yoke]

Yes but

[gilded flower]

what do i do

[thick yoke]

I didn't see them dropping from 2200

[verbal imp]

Fr

Like

[proper gyro]

@gilded flower can i see the cops necro ripoff?

[gilded flower]

theres an ex classmate next to me in the bus

[thick yoke]

ohno

[verbal imp]

Square up with him

[gilded flower]

its literally nothing but the name

[proper gyro]

oh

[stray violet]

@warped lichen give me butterfly for 0.03

[proper gyro]

@stray violet give me fabric storm for 0.03g

[thick yoke]

@gilded flower i usually just ignore them unless they see me first

🗿

[gilded flower]

he totally knows

and i totally know too

[thick yoke]

punch him then

[proper gyro]

ah yes

[thick yoke]

go tell him why didn't he talk to u

[verbal imp]

kill em

[thick yoke]

yeah

kill the entire bus

[stray violet]

🇨🇫

[gilded flower]

you’re that guy

[thick yoke]

@proper gyro it's ur bday today what

[proper gyro]

violence is always the answer

[thick yoke]

😍

[verbal imp]

Yes

[thick yoke]

happy birthday nab

[proper gyro]

nab thanks

anyone

wanna apex

[gilded flower]

no

[proper gyro]

or comp

my god

[gilded flower]

yes

[proper gyro]

my keyboard froze wtf

[verbal imp]

U thought u asked for sex

[thick yoke]

delta r u 17

now

[gilded flower]

16

[thick yoke]

oh

[proper gyro]

i ask a girl that. not the homies.

[verbal imp]

Delta is 17?

[thick yoke]

old ahh

[proper gyro]

12

frfr

[thick yoke]

wow

discord tos

[gilded flower]

guess what i’ll do now

[verbal imp]

Aye don't play around before maru nukes u

[thick yoke]

aye nah

brooo

[gilded flower]

[proper gyro]

i have been 12 for the past 5years on this server

🐬

[verbal imp]

What thing I learned about him

hes deadass.

[gilded flower]

never say

[thick yoke]

woah

that's offensive

[verbal imp]

Ask him to do anything and he will do it

[proper gyro]

so uh anyone wanna comp?

@thick yoke codm even.

[thick yoke]

guess it's not then

[thick yoke]

i might install later

🗿

but bro

[proper gyro]

idk what gun to gold next

[thick yoke]

my phone so bad it lags 3 seconds when round start

[proper gyro]

i already gold kilo and drh

[verbal imp]

DLQ

Rn

[thick yoke]

krm

[proper gyro]

@verbal imp eh the zrg is better

[verbal imp]

ASL VAL

[gilded flower]

top game

[thick yoke]

gold the NA45

[gilded flower]

wow

[proper gyro]

krm the shotty?

[thick yoke]

have the entire community looking for your ip adress

yes

[verbal imp]

Bruh

Theres one auto shotgun I love

[thick yoke]

jak12

[proper gyro]

its like lvl17 for me lmao

[verbal imp]

it has a drum mag

[thick yoke]

the jak12

[proper gyro]

the only shotty i use other than the hs20 or smth

man i miss zombies

[verbal imp]

and u hold the gun from the side

[thick yoke]

bro my acc be old asg

asf*

[verbal imp]

Cuz the grip is weird

[proper gyro]

when will it come back?

[thick yoke]

zombies 1.0

[verbal imp]

No

[thick yoke]

right

[verbal imp]

it isnt

[thick yoke]

it'll never come back

[proper gyro]

im day year 1 codm garena player

[verbal imp]

wasnt playing when they added the jak 12

[thick yoke]

instead we have this joke of a zombies mode

[thick yoke]

I played codm when it still had zombies 1.0

[proper gyro]

bro i have the codm zombies characters shards

[thick yoke]

woah

[verbal imp]

I hate cod zombies

its mid

[proper gyro]

tank and nikolai

[thick yoke]

not cod zombies

codm zombies

[verbal imp]

Right

[thick yoke]

i have axe shard

[proper gyro]

they like 40/100

[verbal imp]

codm zombies is mid

[proper gyro]

or 63/100

lmao

😭 😭

[thick yoke]

1 singular axe shard

[proper gyro]

i have the axe tho

[thick yoke]

never got to complete it

the lava thing

[proper gyro]

lava axe dope af

[thick yoke]

i have the zombies border aswell

[verbal imp]

No

Talking

[proper gyro]

axe has the best animation cuz it sync to the hurtbox accurately

[thick yoke]

I never replaced the zombies border with any other border so they know i have an old account but bad

[verbal imp]

Mhm

[thick yoke]

ong

[verbal imp]

crazy

[thick yoke]

why can't they just sync every melee

[proper gyro]

idk every other melee is too ealry

[thick yoke]

it looks so weird having to kill somebody with air

Yes

[proper gyro]

i use axe alot

i rarely switch it for my karambit

[thick yoke]

the nunchucks animation throws me off

[gilded flower]

axelot

woe

[thick yoke]

axelotl

how do u spell it

but

[gilded flower]

imagine playing codm

[thick yoke]

it's fun when u do it

but when i get meleed

it's not fun

[gilded flower]

least competitive shooter

[proper gyro]

axe nuke

[thick yoke]

imagine

[proper gyro]

cod is literally not built for competitive

[thick yoke]

o g

ong

[proper gyro]

bro tdm ranked😭 😭

its just going around mindlessly killing

and i dont like snd in cod cuz they suck

[verbal imp]

I mean

ur not exactly wrong

but

[proper gyro]

domination and hardpoint only good mode imo

[verbal imp]

I do enjoy it whenever I play it

[proper gyro]

ranking up is pain

im still master 2

took me like 2days

saturday and sunday

from vet to master

[thick yoke]

its basically any other mode but u have one life and it's quicker

[proper gyro]

[thick yoke]

nobody actually goes for the bomb plant

momentus

[proper gyro]

am bored

apex dia 3 lobbies suck

cant soloq

[gilded flower]

thats what i said

i hate skill based mm in unranked gamemodes

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[gilded flower]

why add a unranked mode if you’re ranking anyway

[rich crow]

The question I've been asking myself since sbmm got up'd in Advanced Warfare

[verbal imp]

And they're saying oh its for the players

tryhards to go 17-12

Every single match

And u won't be able to earn all of ur perks until the match is already over

They don't wanna make dead silence into a perk

.
But u can hear someone 3 blocks down the street

had to repeat myself 3 times.
Anyways.