💬│english-chat

[rain drum]

Why where u from?

[tawdry frigate]

He has found his people. Lmao 💀

[verbal imp]

Pretty bad rn
Ngl

[woven tulip]

Where I’m from or where I am?

[brave cloud]

Why is that?

[rain drum]

Tanong ko kung saang region visayas o luzon?

[verbal imp]

From what I saw made me question life as a whole

[rich crow]

luzon

[hollow oak]

[woven tulip]

Where adren

[tawdry frigate]

I ate em.

[hollow oak]

Just noticed my legend role is gone, now I must sue axmm

[rich crow]

yessir

[woven tulip]

Where is that Turkish feller

[tawdry frigate]

Tastes like turkey.

[rain drum]

Save some for christmas

[woven tulip]

Heard that humans taste like pork

[tawdry frigate]

Brody bro is already finished. His bones are gone, too.

[woven tulip]

I prefer beef

[woven tulip]

No wasting the bones

[rain drum]

Cannibals be like look human hmmmm food

[tawdry frigate]

Hel nahhh!

[tawdry frigate]

Yessir!

[rich crow]

cannibalism

[woven tulip]

Live reaction:

(I’m sleepy)

(I’m on a comfy bed)

[verbal imp]

@brave cloud

[rich crow]

👉👈💀

[tawdry frigate]

Ya boy is officially dieded.

[woven tulip]

I gotta wake up at 5am

[rich crow]

naw he got died

[woven tulip]

Buts alright since I woke up at 5 earlier today with only 5 hours of sleep

[brave cloud]

Oh lmao, I thought Nox died or som..

Wym?

What you see?

[woven tulip]

🦞💥🔥

😭💔💔

[verbal imp]

Nah I ain't dead
Well technically I did

[brave cloud]

Also I was distracted by this cannibal talk these people were having

[rich crow]

shawty like a melody in my head

[tawdry frigate]

I still eat Wendy's. 🤤

[verbal imp]

Images u rather to not see

[woven tulip]

Wendy’s go hard

[rich crow]

what if you wanted to go in hell but god said

[woven tulip]

I hate arbys

[tawdry frigate]

☻️

[verbal imp]

Dam y'all got arbys?

Dad

dam*

[woven tulip]

Wish we didn’t

[uncut gorge]

god said this?

[verbal imp]

⚰️

[brave cloud]

Never ever been to a Wendy's or Arby's ever before

[rich crow]

in the Philippines we have Biggs

[woven tulip]

Good and bad thing

[brave cloud]

Wendy's logo and brand in general be looking kinda goofy

[tawdry frigate]

Hey... Just don't go to sleep tonight. 👀

[brave cloud]

Just another company tryna one up McDonald's and Burger King

But they'll never come close

[rich crow]

what if you wanted to go in heaven but god said

[tawdry frigate]

Deitz nuts

[woven tulip]

Gn

Cya

[rich crow]

good noon

[brave cloud]

Or God asks you "do you know Joe?"

And pulls a Joe mama joke on u

[tawdry frigate]

Last night of your life. 🎶 (but no, seriously. 🗿)

[rich crow]

-99 in 4

[brave cloud]

McDonald's is the most popular fast food in the world and nobody can prove me wrong lol. And because so many people eat it, means it's pretty good:)

A food can't become this popular if it doesn't taste good. That's to all the people who say McDonald's tastes like $h1t

[tawdry frigate]

Sheesh. That chocolate got my back side feeling a bit spicy. 😩

[stray violet]

[verbal imp]

Ong some mfs needs Jesus

[brave cloud]

@verbal imp do u agree?

[void bronze]

the only food i have had from mc donalds

is the nuggets

i like those

[stray violet]

Fabber wants chickie nuggies

[void bronze]

sweet and sour sauce

[verbal imp]

Ur not wrong

Never had any tho

[brave cloud]

I'm a big mac kinda guy. I'm also the type of guy to put ketchup on my big mac even though it already comes with the big mac sauce

[void bronze]

chiken

[verbal imp]

Probably would feel more garbage than I am currently

[tawdry frigate]

bch you guessing! Wooh!

You's right. 😏

[stray violet]

Speaking of McDonald's

I got some like a month ago

And put leftover nuggets in the fridge

And i just remembered them

[brave cloud]

Lmao

[tawdry frigate]

Eat them.

[stray violet]

Do you think they still work

[brave cloud]

Those nuggets have become bricks

Build a house with them

[verbal imp]

⚰️

[stray violet]

Lemme see if they're still there

[tawdry frigate]

Let the cardboard settle into your system.

[verbal imp]

[tawdry frigate]

The dopamine you'll get from this adventure will be 10x what your normal dose is.

[stray violet]

They're gone

[tawdry frigate]

Your life is ruined. You'll never experience the dopamine.

Good luck with that. 😁👍

[rain drum]

Yo why is Philippines and ube getting popular?

[tawdry frigate]

Typo?

Otherwise, I'm confused.

[stray violet]

Lube

[severe delta]

I played against another hacker :/

[rain drum]

Nah ube is a flavor lube is something u use in ur alone time

[tawdry frigate]

How are you guys finding so many hackers? It's like you guys attract them so easily.

[stray violet]

Competitive

[rain drum]

U guys still find hackers???

[tawdry frigate]

Lube is used everywhere, not just rubby time.

[pseudo pivot]

It’s still standoff

[rain drum]

What's the server that has the most hackers?

[tawdry frigate]

That's my question. I've not encountered one since 2018, and it was only once.

[rain drum]

Dang u must have some admin watching over u

[tawdry frigate]

They love me. 🤷‍♂️

[rain drum]

Last time i fought against a cheater it was s4

[tawdry frigate]

I'm their suger baby. I don't receive money, I receive protection against the foul hackers.

[tawdry frigate]

What server was that on?

[rain drum]

Asia

Most hackers are chinese and middle east players

[tawdry frigate]

They've got their grubby lil hands on the main frame! 😩

[severe delta]

just play in a low ranking and with a friend of yours

[rain drum]

But not all hackers are bad "just because you're a bad guy doesn't mean you're a bad guy"

[severe delta]

literally drops 3 modders in a row!

[severe delta]

It depends

[rain drum]

U probably haven't heard of smurf accs

[severe delta]

if you use mod in yogo you are bad and evil.

[tawdry frigate]

Understandable. I don't expect them all to be bad, but the majority makes the experience worse for those that play normally.

[severe delta]

I agree

[tawdry frigate]

Yeah. My smurf K/D is 4.17.

[severe delta]

wtf?

[tawdry frigate]

Easy to confuse.

[rain drum]

Some players actually use hack to alert the admins that they should take banning hackers seriously

[severe delta]

u have nothing to do?

[rain drum]

Mine is K/D 3.12

[severe delta]

Impressive

[rain drum]

If u want high kd smurf u should just use awm in arcade and camp spawnpoint

Or shotguns basically anything that has high dps

[tawdry frigate]

I'm searching for my alt ID...

[rain drum]

I havent touched my alt in 2 yrs

[tawdry frigate]

98653580 129574986. Which ever one of these say Clanless as their name.

I forgot.

But it's mostlikely the 129*

[rain drum]

Ight imma bounce

[tawdry frigate]

Nah, dawg. You stay here for eternity.

Don't you remember? You're in hel now.

You dieded and got sent here.

[rain drum]

Sucks for u i always bring my "get out of hell card"with me

[tawdry frigate]

Fawk!

Sir?! Sir! Sir!!! 😩

That's illegal!

Sir?! Get back here, sir!

Chuckle*. I'm getting fired, aren't I? 🥲

[stray violet]

Arcade doesn't affect KD tho

[dusty fractal]

💀

[plush bane]

Well that was something

[wise tangle]

🐔🐔🐔

[lone pumice]

on

[lone pumice]

🐔🐔

[sage badge]

🐔

[pseudo pivot]

🐛

[floral compass]

JolBatman#7700 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[final heart]

I have a problem, my account ah been blocked

[covert wraith]

ok

[sage badge]

🤭

[junior bane]

I cant install bruh

I have 3,2 gb open and app is 1,6 gb

and says there is no free space

"No Storage"

Something like that

[proper gyro]

delete game

install again

or clear cache of playstore

then install again

@stray violet yooo snow drive

[stray violet]

🐓

[cursive needle]

Long time no get headshoted by a AWM

[glad saffron]

Ball

[rich crow]

Ewalk

[marble talon]

Please come to my comp i will give you awm head in every round

[sage badge]

give me head too

[marble talon]

For sure

[sage badge]

[gilded flower]

Credit:

[sage badge]

@stray violet Erun

[gilded flower]

new pantaloons today

maybe

[sage badge]

[gilded flower]

i need shoes

[sage badge]

why the truck is my name Erun

[void bronze]

jeezy

[glad saffron]

Adidas superstar

U cant destroy them

Also comfy

I need shoes without S

[gilded flower]

they are 5 years late

like

[glad saffron]

Doesn't matter

Adidas super star is never old classics

Jordan are vae

G4y

[gilded flower]

yeah

[glad saffron]

Asics cool too but I'd not wear them for autumn

Go check out newbalance 550@gilded flower

Not "outdated" lowkey trendy rn

[gilded flower]

my dad has them

i want something

like

quick

to put on

and i wouldnt have to worry about them destroying

[glad saffron]

Newbalance 990v2

[gilded flower]

i’d worry if i destroyed them

[glad saffron]

Idk nike canva

Canvas

[gilded flower]

i meant something like vans but not vans

[glad saffron]

Or vans

[gilded flower]

yeah

[glad saffron]

.

[gilded flower]

or blazer

[glad saffron]

Adidas samba, adidas gazelle, nike canvas

Or wait

Lemme google the name

Blazer 77 low

[gilded flower]

looks nice

i’ll look deeper after school

[glad saffron]

Nike SB heritage low

[gilded flower]

thanks

[glad saffron]

Also I have nike check suede black comfy af

[sage badge]

[hexed igloo]

the addidas flip floppers

inbuilt sports mode

[vale sparrow]

sup

[void bronze]

yipee

[vale sparrow]

sup

sup

pus

[void bronze]

oui

[vale sparrow]

who

here

yes?

@rich crow

[rich crow]

who ping

[vale sparrow]

...

Ga tagged u

[rich crow]

‼️

[vale sparrow]

Ga why tag?

¿?

[hollow notch]

Someone wanna carry me in allies unrank? South asia

[glad saffron]

Adidas yeezy slides are immaculate

You will literally slide into your crush DMS In those slides

[rich crow]

i will slide into deez nutz

[sage badge]

uwu

[rich crow]

🦛

[silent perch]

🐮 helo

[glad saffron]

@silent perch help

Helo*

[glad saffron]

Oh maa gawd

[silent perch]

🤙

[glad saffron]

Noober

How is you doing

Balls

[rich crow]

im sweating so much rn

walking for 25 minutes in a sunny day is more intense than pe class

[gilded flower]

8°

[rich crow]

25°c

[hexed igloo]

32°c

[void bronze]

36

what

[gilded flower]

portuga L

[rich crow]

lmao

[gilded flower]

no clouds but its still dark

theres no W in poland

but theres an L

[proper gyro]

powand

[gilded flower]

poo wand

real

[noble dagger]

[hidden marlin]

[rigid steeple]

standoff 2 is full of spawncampers

[void bronze]

dont play tdm then

[proper gyro]

ong ong

[mint ridge]

@gilded flower aint you franzerisius J tho?

[proper gyro]

@quick radish if you're russian store.standoff2.com also don't ping devs

[quick radish]

@proper gyro idk sorry

[acoustic drift]

Sup guys, how do I report a hacker other than through Facebook?

[warped lichen]

@acoustic drift look in pinned messages

[rich crow]

Visit Romania

[warped lichen]

@acoustic drift go to axlebolt website and report him there with the chat feature

[tall ice]

Helo

[warped lichen]

Hi

[tall ice]

Hello rose

How are you?

[sage badge]

oink

[twilit egret]

Anymore tô play with me?

In central eu

[orchid jasper]

@twilit egret @twilit egret server?

Oh

[sage badge]

wtf

[orchid jasper]

ID 🙂

[twilit egret]

18477657

[twilit egret]

I'm waiting

[orchid jasper]

Oh i didnt say that im gonna play now

[twilit egret]

Ok

[acoustic drift]

ok, thx bro

[woven tulip]

I hope the rocket launch is tomorrow

Boutta go see it

If it isn’t then it’ll be a waste of money and time

[sage badge]

[glad saffron]

[sage badge]

awre u sewious right neow bwo

[golden quarry]

Hay

Guys

The new RTX 4000 series just announced

[woven tulip]

Boutta resell for 4K

[warped lichen]

Np

[pastel tapir]

Can someone help me?

[verbal imp]

Hi

[sage badge]

awre u sewious right neow bwo

[regal ferry]

If I strap off a sticker off a weapon...do I get it back?

Or does it poof into oblivion?

Also can you get Nameless skins from Wingman/Allies as well?

[sage badge]

you do not

get your sticker back

[maiden stream]

Who want play ?

[regal ferry]

Dang

[sage badge]

i believe so

[regal ferry]

Saw an awp with Halloween stickers and I thought it was a deal for only 200

Those things are as expensive as knives now.

1500 for the cheapest, rare halloween sticker.

[silk kraken]

what's wrong?

[regal ferry]

Also can u still get origin boxes from matches? I saw that you can still get furious and rival.

[woven tulip]

?

[woven tulip]

I suppose so - they’re dropped in ranked matches.

[woven tulip]

I’m not sure, I don’t think I’ve ever seen one dropped.

[maiden stream]

Who want play ? (Competition, defusing, escalation, allies) I m silver but I m good

[pastel tapir]

this is the main server

[sage badge]

what

[silk kraken]

yes, it is

[sage badge]

what he said

[pastel tapir]

I can somehow talk to the admin?

[silk kraken]

you can send a private message to @silk moth

[verbal imp]

Yes

No school for me

[sage badge]

oo nice

[verbal imp]

@sage badge

Wanna 1v1?

or u don't play so2 anymore

[sage badge]

I still play, im in class at the moment though

[verbal imp]

Dam I remember when I was in school

[sage badge]

That's crazy man

[frozen zephyr]

[verbal imp]

Fr

[sage badge]

feels nice, won't feel that for one more year after this one

[verbal imp]

Even tho school sucks b alls

id go for one more year

with friends.

And a school I've gone to befoe

[glad saffron]

Americans are 5% soy

[gleaming thunder]

bro my cousin tripping

lol

[glad saffron]

They're not real

[maiden stream]

Who want play ? (Competition, defusing, escalation, allies) I m silver but I m good

[gleaming thunder]

played 1 game on defuse and said he didnt like the update

lol💀

[sage badge]

Can i see your stats

[frozen zephyr]

Server?

[maiden stream]

I can t send you in private

[maiden stream]

Add me

[sage badge]

Done

[empty bay]

Bro this guy was playing TDM against me, and started insulting others. So we called him out, and then proceeded to destroy him every game there after. Eventually he challenged me to a 1v1. This guy didn't have a single game played in allies or competitive ever, less than 50 matches, and not even 15 hours on the game. I checked his ranked stats today, and has terrible ranked stats

[stray violet]

Mama llama

🦙

[gilded flower]

listen to

[frozen zephyr]

Bruhh

[warped lichen]

Hii

Who wanna play allies

Nvm

I found a teammate^^

[orchid jasper]

Who wanna play comp?

Nvm im in a match already

[hollow oak]

[maiden stream]

Who want play ? (Competition, defusing, escalation, allies) I m silver but I m good

[rich crow]

.

[glad saffron]

Yo twizzy shii

Ms, lil bi, its the 1st of da month ❗
Riding around, im in the Cayenne, lil bi
Ima tear up the city,im afraid of the sun

[gilded flower]

yeah

[maiden stream]

Who want play ? (Competition, defusing, escalation, allies) I m silver but I m good

[hollow oak]

I still must figure out who took my legend role

[sage badge]

are you legend? | @hollow oak

[hollow oak]

totally

[sage badge]

bro forgot about the new season

[glad saffron]

Whe

Re

KKK?

[stray violet]

👔

[woven glen]

guys i reported a cheater while ago and he isnt banned yet and i didnt got my mmr back

what do i do

there is proofs that he is cheater he kept spawning on our base and kept killing us with sniper

[glad saffron]

No quema cuh

[rich crow]

halo

[verbal imp]

Mama llama

[sage badge]

lama mlama

[dusty mason]

Im the best at this game tbh 🤧

[jovial sedge]

hawo

[frigid blade]

H

[glad saffron]

No quema cuh

[sweet flare]

K potato

[rich crow]

chat ded

☠️

[sage badge]

si

no

no

[hollow oak]

Was never Legend, was only a legend in the server due to past things

[sage badge]

noob

[hollow oak]

Cool

[sage badge]

ok

[glad saffron]

Home say young from da squid game @hollow oak

[hollow oak]

I died in squid game

[sage badge]

dang

[glad saffron]

Smocking blitz pack

Smoking my dyslexia pack

[hollow oak]

Vaping my pack

[sage badge]

L

i mean W

[hollow oak]

Nab @paper tangle

[hazy girder]

hi

[hollow oak]

Sup

[sage badge]

all the prices are dropping

[hazy girder]

?

[sage badge]

either rich players or hackers

[hazy girder]

türkçe konuşun amına koyim

[hollow oak]

Just waiting for fable case to hit market

[hazy girder]

tey tey

[hollow oak]

[glad saffron]

Due to inflation and truly unpredictable actions of axlebolt they will be more expensive (everyone already knows that fable is gonna go be removed and bought some of the cases and inflation will hit hard)

I used inflation and more expensive in one sentence

[hollow oak]

You realize how little I play

I'll open the game in 20 years lol

[glad saffron]

Smartest family member

[hollow oak]

Lmfao

The game will go to Ukr devs

[glad saffron]

As a representative of ukr devs

We do not care

[hollow oak]

Lmao

[glad saffron]

I miss stone age 💔

[hollow oak]

Money is money

[glad saffron]

(We will track down each micro transaction and get their credit card info )

Ukranian national bank accident winter 2023

[hollow oak]

Oh no

Oh wait, I did recently change cards

Go ahead

[glad saffron]

(We only track down eastern Europe Europe transactions)

[warped lichen]

Second time today I’m 30 mmr from rank up and I go against smurfs with 8KD

It just won’t change

[hollow oak]

I'll allow it

[warped lichen]

I’ll never get the mmr back against a lobby with smurfs

[glad saffron]

Well

What can I say

Except your welcome

[hollow oak]

Bruv

[paper tangle]

King of Nabs @hollow oak

[hollow oak]

Very true

[mint ridge]

[glad saffron]

Me when I see shqip

[mint ridge]

talk to a girl, or go to jail forever? @glad saffron

[sour star]

hello

hmmm deaxh chat aswell hih

huh

[sage badge]

you lose

[warped lichen]

1 game away from rank up and a hacker nice

[vale sparrow]

sup

[woven tulip]

Adren the type of guy to choose the first option and go to prison for meeting with a minor.

[rich crow]

No worries man. The new season has started almost 4 weeks ago and I'm still Silver IV

Gg's

[paper tangle]

I'll take the blue lobter instead

[sage badge]

LMFAO

[stray violet]

Yo mama

[paper tangle]

Credit : you mama llama

[woven tulip]

Credit: Ewalk

[sage badge]

Credit: Janeyr6

[woven tulip]

Need a :humongous_cock:

[sage badge]

🥵

[woven tulip]

Credit: Card

[sage badge]

😻

[woven tulip]

Hopefully the launch works out

[sage badge]

yes

w rocket

[woven tulip]

“yes” 🤖

[sage badge]

oink

[woven tulip]

“oink” 🐖

[sage badge]

"moo" 🐄

[paper tangle]

"penguin" 🐧

[sage badge]

"why am i stiff" 🧦

[mint ridge]

actually, meeting with a minor is not a criminal offense. I just like to play football with the boys

[woven tulip]

Saw someone propose on the beach hope it does terrible

If I’m not happy they can’t be

[mint ridge]

skill issue.

[woven tulip]

Insert Dracula theme

[paper tangle]

🦞

[pseudo pivot]

It was on a beach
Probably went well

[woven tulip]

Aren’t you the guy who went 2-18 in a pub ?

[paper tangle]

adren

[woven tulip]

She was crying she definitely was happy.

Angered

[paper tangle]

you receive lobter i receive lobter

fair deal

🤨

[woven tulip]

Lobah

[pseudo pivot]

I actually catch lobster

[woven tulip]

Mmm lober

Lobuah

[mint ridge]

sounds like a fair trade to me.

[paper tangle]

🦞

[woven tulip]

I’ll buy your liver for 30$

Throw in the kidney and you’ll be leaving with 50$

One of a lifetime deal too

[mint ridge]

$1, final offer.

[warped lichen]

How come u not happy?

[paper tangle]

cough cough

[verbal imp]

Henlo

Dam

No warm welcome

[warped lichen]

Hii nox

Sorry🥺

[woven tulip]

75 cents?

[sage badge]

what he said

[hexed igloo]

5 shillings and 3 berries

[thick yoke]

i got dual daggers for 1400 today

good?

[proper gyro]

@thick yoke no

[warped lichen]

Got dual daggers for 8k today

Good?

[thick yoke]

no like

investment wise

is it good

it goes up to 1800 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[warped lichen]

Nicee

Btw am I a pain to be around here or do u not mind talking to me? Everyone

[marsh grail]

Week 4 when ?

[verbal imp]

Haiii

[tepid folio]

Anyone else unable to make a purchase in game

[woven tulip]

No

[woven tulip]

I don’t mind talking to u

[paper tangle]

pen

🐧

[sage badge]

cow

🐖

party

[paper tangle]

pig

🐄

[proper gyro]

school

aaaa

[stray violet]

Fr

[thick yoke]

F ig

[floral compass]

Hxm#4719 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hasty robin]

Bru

[zealous basalt]

Hello

Brothers

[sage badge]

oh hell no

[zealous basalt]

Ohhh

We have

An

I forgot we can t swear

In here

[sage badge]

bro sigma male and only silver

[zealous basalt]

Whaaa

Anyone wana play?

[zealous basalt]

U lgbt right?

[sage badge]

yup

[zealous basalt]

Lame

[sage badge]

i don't want to play with you

[hexed igloo]

equal

[sage badge]

i almost cared

[zealous basalt]

I didnt even ask you

Others

[sage badge]

you asked everyone

[zealous basalt]

I dont play with noobs

[sage badge]

aint no way a silver said that

barely above bronze

[zealous basalt]

I know standoff since 2017

[sage badge]

so did i

[zealous basalt]

Nahhh

[sage badge]

and ur still bad

jajaja

[zealous basalt]

U just met it for sure

[sage badge]

sure

[zealous basalt]

Ask ur mom

[sage badge]

💀

he under 13

[zealous basalt]

K

Anyone wana play

[paper tangle]

if he's a "sigma" why would the guy argue

doesnt make sense

[sage badge]

he fr called himself sigma male

[zealous basalt]

Thank god i cant swear

[sage badge]

bet he watches andrew tate

[zealous basalt]

Fo what

[sage badge]

thank who

[hexed igloo]

he has a god

[zealous basalt]

Omg

[hexed igloo]

do you?

[paper tangle]

i thought the gods are fake

[sage badge]

pretty sure sigma males aren't religious

[zealous basalt]

We have

A

Really

[sage badge]

fake sigma

[zealous basalt]

Dumb

[paper tangle]

truee

[sage badge]

im the real sigma

[zealous basalt]

Ur the reall

[paper tangle]

for anything really

[zealous basalt]

Looser

Of this world

What kind of lame

[paper tangle]

again

[zealous basalt]

Losser

[sage badge]

what kind of lame

[paper tangle]

if you're a sigma why argue

[zealous basalt]

U need to be

[sage badge]

fr

[zealous basalt]

Im not arguing

Im talking

[sage badge]

no

[paper tangle]

.

[paper tangle]

.

[sage badge]

haha

[zealous basalt]

Yea

[paper tangle]

.

[paper tangle]

.

[sage badge]

daang

[zealous basalt]

Thats how i talk

[sage badge]

expose him

[zealous basalt]

U lgbt too?

[paper tangle]

then you're a pathetic excuse of a human being

[rain drum]

Tf u guys arguing about

[sage badge]

your not terminator

[paper tangle]

don't support that

[zealous basalt]

We have loosers here

[rain drum]

Huh????

[zealous basalt]

Thanks

[marsh grail]

Guys

[stray violet]

Bruh what is this

[zealous basalt]

For once

[marsh grail]

When week 4

[sage badge]

what about your nails

[rain drum]

Who tf u tryna be 10 yo kid

[paper tangle]

i didnt paint them

[sage badge]

their still urs

[paper tangle]

your mama llama 🦙

[stray violet]

🦙

[rain drum]

Is alpaca and llama the same??

[sage badge]

no

they had different names for a reason

[stray violet]

An alpaca is a bit more hairy. A llama is yo mama

🦙

[rain drum]

But arent a llama hairy as well?

[stray violet]

Yes but alpaca is more

I think they live in colder places

Maybe that's why

[paper tangle]

alpaca don't spit the llama does

[stray violet]

Idk i don't study biology

[rain drum]

Do llama is better than alpaca

[stray violet]

Yo mama

[rain drum]

Arent alpacas mount climbers?

[sage badge]

did male finally leave

[paper tangle]

lmao

[rain drum]

His mom called him for dinner he had to go

[sage badge]

then why would you ask if their the same

[hexed igloo]

🇦🇱

[paper tangle]

his dino nuggies for dinner

[stray violet]

Beta flag

[sage badge]

Sigma flag

:lebron james flag:

[stray violet]

Yo mama cama

[hexed igloo]

Rise Albania

[rain drum]

He wanna be sigma cuz he has no friends irl

[sage badge]

[hexed igloo]

more like internet influence

[sage badge]

fr

[rain drum]

Just another andrew tate fan

[sage badge]

😹

[paper tangle]

what's worse

[sage badge]

your nails

[paper tangle]

dream fans or andrew tate fans

[sage badge]

andrew tate

[stray violet]

Tate

[sage badge]

then dream fans

[paper tangle]

cuz i feel both are horrendous

[stray violet]

You could just punch a dream fan

[hexed igloo]

Nah those guys are worse

[stray violet]

A Tate fan will fight you to the death

And lose

[paper tangle]

as if they can fight

[rain drum]

You know whats worse dream smp fandom

[paper tangle]

true

[hexed igloo]

They're mentally ill, so i don't really mind

[rain drum]

Nah they will create a scenario in their head that they won

[paper tangle]

they all think they are sigmas

[rain drum]

Sigmas humble themselves they would rather have more care for you than they would for themselves

[paper tangle]

true true

Andrew's "sigmas" are just really really dumb

and believe every word that he says

[plush cypress]

Hey i need help

[paper tangle]

like he's some kinda messiah

[rain drum]

Adrew tates take on sigma is that they had to be top g all the time

[plush cypress]

I can't buy the pass

[sage badge]

good

[plush cypress]

Says it's a bug in the game

[rain drum]

The only rich sigma is elon musk

[plush cypress]

Hello?

[rain drum]

U probably too rich the game cant handle it

[hexed igloo]

did you receive an error

[plush cypress]

I dontknow but I reinstall the game

I hope it gets resolved

[rain drum]

Try reseting ur app store or play store

[plush cypress]

It seemed to me that it was an internal bug of the game

[rain drum]

That may be the problem

[plush cypress]

Yee

[rain drum]

Its probably just some game client bug

[paper tangle]

more bugs

[sage badge]

[rain drum]

[sage badge]

oink

[rain drum]

Imma just ne using this emojo from now on

[hexed igloo]

hidden features even the devs don't know about it

[paper tangle]

its very hidden

[rich crow]

uss joe biden

[rain drum]

At this point someone has found out a gold dupe and is exploiting to the fullest

[rich crow]

[hot hornet]

I hope they add fall damage

so players who fall below the map dies instantly

and for people on Zone 9 to not jump like they're in a BR game

[hexed igloo]

Can you like never share opinion again

[hot hornet]

no

[pseudo pivot]

That’s what just happened to the origin collection

[hot hornet]

that's a skill issue tbh

you don't want fall damage 💀

[rain drum]

Fall damage is already in the game

[hexed igloo]

no bruh

[hot hornet]

no

[hexed igloo]

it only slows you down

[rain drum]

But why would u ask for fall damage is it because u cant kill a player without game logic helping u

[paper tangle]

i think he meant death zones

like if there's a possibility that you can go under the map

there should be a death zone that should just kill you

thats just my opinion really

[rain drum]

They already have barriers on most maps

Death zone can only kill hackers that can fly which can solve the hacking problem

[paper tangle]

well most hacking problems

[rain drum]

It can solve the walking through walls and flying hack

[paper tangle]

i did say most so yea

[rain drum]

Wish they add more barriers so wall hack would get resolve

[paper tangle]

yea

[rain drum]

But speed hack is hard to fix

And aimbot

[hexed igloo]

cheat that makes you invincible

[paper tangle]

there could be a way to resolve that if a hacker is in the lobby and when is reported and is seen clearly the match should end there without anyone losing or gaining mmr

[hexed igloo]

i barely see aimbot, it's silent aim that most common

[rain drum]

Oh yeah i forgor about that

[rain drum]

U can barely see it but its still as powerful as it sounds

[hexed igloo]

i mean the death barrier would be helpful for the one that clipped out of the map for no reason, cause they give like radar to other

[rain drum]

But they wont be able to actually play in the game so u can pretty much know who clipped out of the map at the end of the game

Cuz they wont have that much kills

[hexed igloo]

true

[lusty pike]

Found glitch spot #📸│photos

[verbal imp]

Okay

[woven tulip]

Yo

[stray violet]

Red zones like in pubg

[plush cypress]

Hey I found a bug and I need help look

#📸│photos

[paper tangle]

so just explosives

🤨

[stray violet]

Yeah

[pseudo pivot]

Mhm

[stray violet]

Bro has v2 and trash everything else

Hell naw

[pseudo pivot]

Yup

[woven tulip]

Fabric storm and m4a1 samurai are good

In fact the V2 is overrated

[hexed igloo]

gear is love

[pseudo pivot]

Gear underrated

[full garnet]

sorry for the question but here is chat to report hacks? If not, where can I report it?

[hidden marlin]

@silk moth

elo btw

[paper tangle]

@full garnet

[paper tangle]

comms officer does not work anymore with reporting

so they have to go to the help desk now

[hidden marlin]

o

[unique flame]

Allies anyone?

[paper tangle]

its ok

you didn't know

[hidden marlin]

in class rn

[hidden marlin]

I just said 'o'

[paper tangle]

im good, thanks for asking

(As in no politely)

[paper tangle]

nice o

[unique flame]

Lmao all good @paper tangle

[hidden marlin]

wanna do it later when im done?

I havent been in comp for like a month now I wanna go back

[unique flame]

Yea I'm I'm practice rn, I'm silver 3 tho I just got the game. Got like 68hrs

[hidden marlin]

alright add me ill tell you when im done

my max rank is like gold 2 on my alt so no worries

[unique flame]

Lol ok I'm just warming up

[hidden marlin]

👍

[full garnet]

thanks, I can't take it anymore with hacks, a friend of mine fell with 5 hacks just in a competitive match

[paper tangle]

sucks

fr

[unique flame]

Yea I just got smacked in a allies game with walls

[unique flame]

K I'm ready 149805499

[hidden marlin]

dm me and im still in class

[unique flame]

Ight

[sage badge]

noobs

[fair depot]

ok daddy

∅𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦

[sage badge]

lol

because*

[unique flame]

Yes I am lmao

Lmao it would've worked if it'd been spelt right

[paper tangle]

[verbal imp]

Poosi

tight

poosi

clean

poosi

fresh

[hexed igloo]

@verbal imp have you sent them your id card

[verbal imp]

Took the pic today but I'm sitting on it
Mainly cuz I'm lazy and I was doin other things

[hexed igloo]

how many times you sent them

[verbal imp]

Once

I gotta send again

[hexed igloo]

the one they accepted from mine is i'm holding the card and a separate picture of the card

[verbal imp]

Bruh

so ur not supposed to take the pic while its in the photo 🗿

[hexed igloo]

you are

[verbal imp]

But u just said u didn't have to

[hexed igloo]

Didnt they say to take a picture of your id with you holding it

[verbal imp]

Hmm

[sage badge]

yeah

[hexed igloo]

what id you using

[verbal imp]

Ig I can send it

[hexed igloo]

school?

[verbal imp]

No

[hexed igloo]

driving license?

would be funny tbh

[verbal imp]

Not yet but soon tho

uh

My id from 2006 💀💀

[hexed igloo]

my friends already be riding them without license

[verbal imp]

Lemme get apart of that

[stray violet]

I know something you can ride without license

[hexed igloo]

bike

do you need a license to ride horse

none sexually

[stray violet]

Yes

[paper tangle]

your bed

[floral compass]

Trippy_Drxgxnz#2247 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[verbal imp]

Didnt know bikes can talk

thats a first

[unique flame]

I literally did a holding in laugh gif

And that's what it said 😂

[hexed igloo]

what

[unique flame]

I got a warning for a posted link

[paper tangle]

i think we can see

[verbal imp]

Pepo

[hexed igloo]

What's happening to me 🚶🧎🚲

[unique flame]

I'm dead 😂😂

[stray violet]

🚲

[sage badge]

please come to my twitch yall, im speedrunning

[stray violet]

Omg

I will

[hollow shuttle]

A

[stray violet]

No twitch connection

[hollow shuttle]

XD

[woven tulip]

I’m speed running doing your mother

[sage badge]

dang

[sage badge]

donee!

i put it there

i forgot about that

[woven tulip]

I’m also speedrunning ruining my life and being a failure to ones around me

[stray violet]

Omgggg

[woven tulip]

Ewalk.

[covert wraith]

The guy who said "i gon kill you" is dead

A pity that he could not fulfill his dream of kill me

🐊

[hot hornet]

First day of exams

very easy

[hexed igloo]

crazy neighborhood you got

[verbal imp]

Fr

[silent perch]

[sage badge]

@woven tulip

[paper tangle]

Bakembill

[hollow oak]

I love teachers videos, it's in 1080p60 but the video still looks 144p,love it

[uncut gorge]

bill nye

[sage badge]

the science guy

if i hear someone replace it with something cringe and corny omg 🤡

[hexed igloo]

??

[rich crow]

L

Unfunny

[hexed igloo]

thought you're zhorm guy

[covert wraith]

Ratio 😩

Wth is this goofy ah emoji

🥹

[hexed igloo]

[X]

[rich crow]

I have to go to school in 10 minutes bruh

[hexed igloo]

hate when that happens

[rich crow]

I am in my school rn bruh

[hexed igloo]

that sucks bro

[vale sparrow]

Gm

[sage badge]

oink

[vale sparrow]

Hru yall

[hexed igloo]

🧎

[vale sparrow]

I see

[sage badge]

oink

[vale sparrow]

Why that?

U pig?

[sage badge]

oink

[vale sparrow]

🐽

[sage badge]

🐄

[vale sparrow]

🦙

[verbal imp]

Things

arent so great rn

[vale sparrow]

why

[verbal imp]

Haiyaa

[verbal imp]

Choosing my next path

[vale sparrow]

like?

[verbal imp]

but most of my options are out of the window

[vale sparrow]

non of em

[verbal imp]

and I'm stuck with 2 I don't like

[vale sparrow]

tell em

[hexed igloo]

it's either find a charge or stay alive with 16% for the next 2 hours

[vale sparrow]

well if the charger one is impossible well man

try to not use it for 2hs

will be better

[sage badge]

oink

[vale sparrow]

whats up with ur pig thing?

[sage badge]

im sorry

[vale sparrow]

nono im just asking

[sage badge]

i have a pig

and he is my therapist

[vale sparrow]

dont take it too deep

[vale sparrow]

UHh not like that xD

[sage badge]

you wanna see him

[vale sparrow]

nc

[sage badge]

😹

[vale sparrow]

i mean im in class rn

sure

ig

[sage badge]

🐖

he is so nice to me

[vale sparrow]

yooo

so cute

[sage badge]

ikrrrr

[vale sparrow]

he nc

[sage badge]

he tell me im dumb

[vale sparrow]

kinda rude ngl

[sage badge]

nooo

he so nice

[vale sparrow]

umm

ig

[sage badge]

he is in my tummy

[vale sparrow]

aha

[stray violet]

M4 Necro stat plummeted