#💬│english-chat
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Isnt that what they're called
What poper
LMAO
HAHAH
🐬
E e e e e
🐔
Ѳ
Kokodak will visit your doorstep at 2:55 am
You will hear a knock at your front door
You will have to open it, to reveal himself, floating and staring at you
Haha that's not possible, we have a fence
You will both share no words and you will only feel a bit terrified watching him stare at you
But you will slowly feel more and more comforted, knowing he hadn't done anything or looks like he will

You will both keep staring at eachother, in the silence of the night, it's the peak of the Terrific, you feel like you've met your fate
But then... Moment later Nothing happens still
And deep inside you feel like you've made a new friend
You've heard things about him before, now you feel like he is actually as innocent as they claimed
So you slowly feel relieved, the more moments pass, the more he stares at you
💥
It would've been scarier if he would just be standing still

But he's floating in the manner of a cartoon ghost

And then you close the door slowly, since you didn't know what to do
You kind of start to miss him a bit, so you peek one more time and smile
Then close the door shut
You look out the window, you see him turned towards you
You feel like now you have someone to care for you and you look out for you instead of being haunted, so you go to bed with a smile and tear on your cheek the end 😇

Credit: ewalk
Their child won't have phase it will be called update
Emo update
Bruh I forgot to cancel my subscription way before the next month started, cuz I didn't actually want it to be a monthly thing
And now the subscription button in the settings leads to a glitched menu, doesn't even load anymore
I also didn't have any more money left for it to renew spent all at once 🐓
🛬🚅
♥
Mandatory gacha obsession update
:pp_sleep_feet:
❤️
Anyone down to play rank I’m solo and it taken like 10 minutes to get into a game
Well I’ll properly be asleep
i hate stunt damage, why tf they adding it?
stunt damage
basically when you get hit and you're moving slower
not sure it's was realism
@thick yoke play warzonem with me
Pre-registration
play w me
when
i can't install yet 🗿
but yes
when it comes out
we can play yez
don't expect me to run it well tho
😭
They said next year
yeah
I hope they release some betas
I'm still waiting for R6 mobile
Butter R6M
Wait warzone mobile?
ye
:)
🗿
64gb of vram
makes total sense
🐓
totally does not need more than 8gb of ram to run threadripper workload
you need more vram frfr
Same
My phone has 6 ram but I use a bit of storage to convert it to 2 more gb so 8 gb ram
I haven’t even done the Allie’s mission
I done the other 2
They reset at 4 am here
And I'm doing the mission at 3:40 am 💀
My eyes are reaaally bad at night
Should i sell my bayo kumo and champ glove for Punk glove and uni Jkom
No
Nah
alright
Jkommando uni 
Trollololololol
Lol
6% battery
I was gonna get karambit
No charger
But jKom have a unique inspect
The bayonet is better imo
Yeah
Best knife fr
Beat
only thing that sucks is how i cant use ump and glock at the same time to match my glove
Noooooooo 1!!!1
Rip
Passed out
On jah
Must be good then
Who have the most hours in so2
@butter get your lil cute ahh over here 
Bro swore on Jahan Dotson
X tnecatuon
Yes
Coffee
Xxtenchron
Yo mama
Yo mama lame
he cannot ride da cоck
😦
:massive_cock:
Credit: Ewalk

Buenas noches señor

Te amo me amigo
我喜歡雞翅
Shame on you to imply that was everything about me
No more nitro next time 🐓
Im sorry spoopy😭
I apologise that i cannot derive the thousand meanings that can stem from a sentence i said😭😭😭
discord kittens
🐢
@void bronzeapiks?
🐔
My sarcasm keeps evolving
Tense chick
Yes
With muscular veiny forearm
Good
bot
I hope I'm not seeing you again in that case
Less nitro to give 🐓
Omg so many leechers smh
Exactly
Oh
Don't mind what I said I didn't mean it
😁
Dem h oes bein everywhere

I am definitely happy to give people nitro and make it all about myself and buy friendships from now on, because I didn't do it a single time, I will always do it from now on and I'll even get a job just to furnish people with nitro 😇

Jazz
They say that people get along with their semblance
That looks creepy
That means I'm insane
Disgusting



caca
What are they doing
I'm scared, I'm scared
Now I need to pee

gm
wysi
Anyone wanna see a happy doggo
dog lovers
One thing for sure though that I am not an elephant
Lol
Bc ur a bot
Sorry we are*
Cows
getting milked
My friend challenged me to send something weird
Who wants to see it?
Xd
@sage badge u are the chosen one
please no
Well sry xd

Lol qn there's this cursed sc i got
But you gotta wait til cooldown ends

I mean slowmode
why do you ping him to say K
Cuz yes
Yea I commit tax fraud
Oh my god bruh oh hell na man
who invited this ni
Daily one ?
not me missing 10+ dailies
Werre repport ?
meow noobs
??
Nowhere
no
7/10 imo
side by side side side by sidee
woof
W
W

(go to store for you)
me waiting 30 minutes for my teacher
omg literally crazy wow
exclusive tower of fantasy nitro avatar pack
new pantaloons arrive tomorrow
i look pretty today
🥰
i do
my school administrator is so thin
her waist thinner than my head
meanwhile she’s like 180cm
jeez
🔥🇼
what in the
Lol
😤
Sup everyone
Im looking for a team... Haven't played since season 2 but I still got the mechanics down
Hello
How are u doing?
Damn lol
I am also
It's a tough game tbh
I haven't played in months
Never went past silver😂
Damn
Yeah it sucks
I never really played comp but imma get into it since I'm back and gonna be playing it alot
What server r u playing?
Me south asia
Oh
Too bad


h
Is 2.07 kd good?
sure
mine is ~2.57
Is that bad?
if mine is bad then yours is worse

Mine is 1.28
dont like
sosa
a f n thats the s i dont like
my teacher said that i have a great sense of humor
therefore he’ll let me pass
so many goth mommies at my school
A troubled young man, that's that crap I don't like (Bang, bang)
A snitch young man, that's that crap I don't like (Bang, bang)
A female dog young man, that's that crap I don't like (Bang, bang)
Fellas love sosa
Sneak disser, that's that crap I don't like (This Chicago, fella!)
how can junior highschoolers look like the teachers
They’re the teachers
whats gps
oh nvm
yeah i thought he meant that
He retar 💔
Games per second
any crosshair suggestions
I use the dot
A crosshair shaped like a kievan rus
I think my dot is too big
static dot?
A dot can be dynamic?
sorry I am new to this
my teacher fr slow
i sent her a message that i signed up for math and then i came to her irl and told her
and after i left she replied to my message
She had 190 ping (she has Bradyphrenia)
😂😂😂
Certified gamer moment
yes it will split into 4 pieces and act like its a normal dynamic crosshair
bro what

m f a pizza crosshair
@void bronze died 3rd cuz lifeline sucked at rezzing
im dia 3 now btw
i might actually reach master
cool
me when attending 1st grade and 3rd grade at the same time
im legit dumb and smart at the same time
varies
I’m boutta re attend 3rd grade
Real life smurfing
im in 2nd
imagine
imagine how easy your life would be to go back 1st grade
you in 1st noob
i was talking about hs
but it would probably suck because my brain would be underdeveloped
🤧
I would still fail
boring
highschool is boring
no
you suck
well it’s not pleasant?
Coward
not cafeteria

yeah this school definitely has one
probably ive barely even explored anything in school other than the classrooms i go to
does it have a manga section in library
unfortunately ive only entered it once but didnt even get near any books
so i have no clue
🐓
the books gives him anxiety
i still didnt return my books
yeah you never know the bookshelf could fall on top of me
that wouldn't be a very pleasant experience
oh great i cannot listen to spotify or soundcloud at school

bruh
I always get hyped when a new fortnite season drops
Good
Means more r34 🔥 🔥
what will happen to my breakcore addiction now
You work out now instead
no
i download breakcore music
🦃
he as tall as da turkee
brother
i once got warned for speaking of that topic
Reason: Posted a link
easy
My mom told me not to talk to creepy strangers
Only when the mods are around
Gotta keep to the shadows
i use soundcloud without internet everytime in school
do you have premium or somethig
no
the meds were useless
I'm not specialister
i can do fine without them
What was that song from dream
mask
and breakcored
i can’t really function without
if you become fast without coffee and drink coffee then you'll get 2x faster than you were before
🐔
If I listen to music I eventually abstractise (is that a wrod) fromit
I even forget I listen to it
I can also definitely do really well in total silence
I even prefer it
I get annoyed by regular sounds so I just sit in silence with earplugs all day
overdrainage
Nice autising
damn
you a f boy i heard it from ecco
Draiiinnn
you will get used to metallic sounds if you listen to venetian snares "huge chrome cylinder box unfolding" album 2+ times
you will get a headache in the first time tho
not noisier than yo mo-
Idk what happened my brain broke
🤬 🤬 👺
ear infection
me
Real
Well she's def not noisier than your dad
🐓
🐔
Not noisier than my break cores

(Is he?)
is he
Nice awkward silence
@brittle knoll what happened to your nitro
When
awkward silence is never awkward for me
I just stopped it duh

crazy frog is just normal frog to him
wwwww
fatfrog
3 hours of programming class in 5 mins
🐔
lol noob
📡
oh yeah also i coudl literally get kicked from the school or not be allowed to attend if i dont bring some random ahh certificate
🐇
algum br?
dropped out of deez nutz
salamalekum ??
Yea
Where 🔎
also i think its impossible to fail a year in this school
gmt+2
you can fail modules but not years
what
!!
so 17:50?
Fatty

🐢
I drank coffee but I still can't keep up with both of youou
AAA
Youou
Pretty sure if you listen to the song it will automatically like load it all up
so you don't need to stream all of it everytime
you are slower than a snail
born tumor inside out
well it didnt

youtube music is my only option
I have a whole playlist and i can listen to all of them offline
Finally killed a mosquito that was attacking me
shoty hbuuuu
True true
yes
ye they make me snal
Small
fn fal
smile
lin lin
Linnnn
Wenamechainsama
rio rio rio
amen break
Dubstep
ice cream truck
cheri ontop
off beat drum
808 bass solo
grtb ibinamam
my music fr
Lel
zero zero zero
@solar pecan sa ma fut in jocu vostru plin de hackeri sa va iau morții in pula si tot ce iubiți voi
nabraskan
laeidba skshdha d ansjdjs
onafoon
Listening to bad music ironically unironically
it is good
billy is turkish 😱
🛬 ♥ 🚅
your brain just isnt fast enough
her comes that fe
noob
1945
When serotonin
🐇
where programing teacher
dont touch me
🐬

mexico
frrr
Warzone
amenbreakamenbreak
My lips are so dry rn
from extrodineyry lanes
bro she on diff servers
just to justify the end
no mo pressr to pretend
its out
ok teacher here bye
im not holier than thou
i played 2 games
pul a jokr card onu
Don't come back 🐓 🐓
I don't
sorry to bother you
believe u
i might walk a lonely road
it's coming out next year
into the dead and the 2nd
I have £584 spend on Rubik’s cubes
snow whiterr
i have returned
That you had ever known
😭 😮 😃 😇
wrong song youpiggygg
I'm happy to see you again
had to walk a golden curr
golden curry
Sorry
but we trender than mthem
My spine very strong
gud
🐔
ah yes nugget
dg ceo
I have the urge to say it
It's Jeffrey, jeffrey bezos
Seek help
Not that word
🐓
I got something else I have the urge to say
wad
9/11 was constructed by the Bushes and Obamas, they constructed it so they could have a reason to invade The Middle East (to fight the taliban was their excuse) but in reality they wanted to frack oil to get money out of it. That money would go to the Obamas and Bushes.
weed
Also the Clinton’s are corrupt too Hilary has insider trading ties so she could get word of when something is gonna pop off. What would she do? She would tell her husband (VERY ILLEGAL) but it’s the government so they’re safe. 💔💔💔
💔💔💔

Whar
what
The best award you can get on Reddit is the lock award
warzone
🔒
The mods will even congratulate you in dms by saying you’re banned or something
I think being banned means you’re honored
Nice chocodak
get to experience a better life
Choke me like you hate me
🦖🦕
All the E-Girls are heartbroken after seeing corpse’s face
Bro has a condition that’s caused by stomach acid or something
That’s why his voice is very low
He’s natty
That'd be @woven tulip
Trentural?
What did they expect
Idk some hot e boy I guess
They already thinking what his face look like just from his voice???
I’m a hot e boy tho
💀
Obviously I can’t show proof
People gonna comment on the "face reveal" without proof anyway
Are you a e-girl?
Women will fall in love with you if you show them your veiny arm 💀
ew
heya everyone
How’s it going
Lofi hip hop
💀
can't tell man
it's totaly f-ed up
like from heartbroken to phonk then to romantic
and so on
bro got 12 personality
Pig
can't say no
gotta change em according to the person i am talking to
where onion woman then 😏
Why onion woman and not cucumber woman
I just got lofi, rap and pop rock
Omg racism?
which one does he wake up with
i always organize my playlists otherwise i would be in mood of listening to Beethoven and all of a sudden spongebob
🐤
Emo
someone will give e-mail where I can report for unban
nononono wait
whats your bancode
For "cheating"
i have recorded my gameplay
i almost f-ed up
ye
boo-womp
:spongcry:
i am too lazy to arrange the songs
ya same
and then turn on shuffle
i always shuffle cause i know what songs are coming up next
how
energy can't be created or destroyed,so if i act lazy does that mean that i am saving energy for the future?
Yooo, Fr?! You love classical music too?!
for some darn secs i though the 'butter' was LGBTQ flag
La campanella is always my favourite when I wanted to chill
i don't listen to them regularly
Hell naw 
💀
Welp
i could listen to like speedcore and still would love the genre
it's just the song, if it's bad its bad
have you tried nightcore?
Buttah
Butt ah
how many sub genre of edm are there
Ay

dk
there are sub-subgenre so dont even ask
35?
what the
hell naw
Yo momma so
CBT gotta be one of the best edm sub genres
you could have some like
step then dubstep and then riddim dubstep and then reggae riddim dubstep????
so what?
Co ck and ball torture?
reggae
apples bananas mangoes?
So
2
time hear some cursed stuff
I am bored out of my mind reading this chat and about to fall asleep
😎
I couldn't sleep thank you everyone
you bored out of your mind?
Thanks
bro teaches the teacher
i'm teacher the teacher
salt nightmares
tayler, the tayler
tyler the creator
is there like levels of nightmare
who knows
Vivid, lucid, monster
🐢
Sup bro
from a high place
That's a natural fear dream
i read about it in reddit
my sleep paralysis demon when i closes my eyes so i can't see them
but it was long af
😡
Ngl I like adrenaline rushes. I gotta try sleep paralysis
gone
reduced to atoms
what is sleep paralysis even
Nah you gotta look at it so it doesn't do anything sus, gotta make sure he stays there
When your brain makes scary things up
🐔
adrenaline rush supremacy 🛐




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