#💬│english-chat
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@sharp mulch hardstuck silver calls me bad haha hahaha
i bet he is silver
First get to gold
The speak to me
gold is bad too
😵💫
I won 3 times in a row got +7 altogether
Went vs 3 smurfs on a team and all try harder and -62
I suck?
U dropped from g1 to silver
Clown
you said smurfs
Get on my level first
Bcuz smurfs are pkayers who day are elite or legend, this season I am not on that level playing on gold accounts
So it automatically makes them rlly good
But I was texting someone while playing and I was without warmup

Can I spectate?
Ur just a toxic kid
Hell yes I am ( eagle's scream up in the sky)
@stray violet yo mama lammma
i
@glad saffron do you look like Dr. Chase from house m.d with a lab coat on?
He got banned
Well then when u have it 9/10
Thanks
I mean he was toxic
Blamed me for people who we didn’t lobby with kicking him
2 faced to me
I mean I did call him a clown which I shouldn’t have that was pretty toxic of me:((
q
What's going on. Who's a mad ho?
What happened?
Dead as hell
running standoff 2 in raspberry pi
What an amazing day
Does it make the experience different?
First allies game I played I got gapped by a Master
Second one I played I got to go up against 2 hackers
Smh
Skill issue. 😮💨
tuner potato
🦙
Skill issue
Top ava
Medical receipts start with word Recipe or Recipere , it stands for "take" in latin

But using dead language in modern medicine is factually useless
🗿
It has no use basically, it only worsens the receipt

Why cant I write
Take : solution of Analgin 50%
And instead you write
R.p.: Solutionis analgini 50% - 5

What's the meaning behind this?
Is it frustrating you that the older methods are obsolete?
Bruh was shooting 300 rounds outta an awp a second
Funnily enough it was on Brazilian server
My first ever round on that server
At least my first round in the last 2 months
The audio and visuals do that sometimes.
Idk might be a little more than a glitch
It seems like when you shoot, they shoot 1000x more.
Want me to dm you the footage?
Yes.
I lose mmr when I win I lose mmr when I lose
Hello My from turkey bro
Bubber
Me when higher rank people use me as stepping stones
That must mean you can do it later 😩
Aight Gn
Yooo I forgot to do my daily mission 😭
Sucks.
I was just trying to do my allies mission and boom got hit by a master and a hacker back to back games
I never forget.
Lost a whole rank due to it
F
What's today's mission again?
Lemme check
You lose ranks from daily missions being incomplete?
No, I lost one tier
You’re losing out on ranks
Sorry, I mean yesterday's mission
Dm
Uhhhhhh very slow
Ill try and do em before you
@woven tulip u saw my message?
Ah
Man I don’t even feel like playing ranked or Allies anymore
Feels like everyone is 4x better than me
Use iPad and are 6 fingers
With finger sleeves and pumped up off energy drinks
I’m iPad an 4 fingers and I get 1 kill a game
Btw
One of my fav part in Naruto
Obito rage
I've never missed my missions, so I'm good.
I can tell the people I'm up against are worse than I am, but the flanks, weapon balances, and opponents ping makes the game harder for me than it should be.
And often times my game freezes, giving my opponents a free kill that shouldn't have been possible.
May the God not be so merciful and their heart stop due to caffeine overdose 🙏 amen
Praying on iPad player downfall
Same, I guess?
man, i play phone with 3 fingers
no tablet
only phone
f&3+3k this sh***
Four. No tablet, either.
i play my finger depending on the weapons
normal weapons: 3 fingers
weapons with scope like the akr12 and m16: 4 fingers
Show your setup, in screenshots.
not now
I gotta start putting in a lot more time into the game
My aim, movement and reaction time is terrible.
Why not? No proof of concept, yet?
Oh, also. If you're talking scoped weapons then everyone plays with 2-6 fingers at a time (depending on the setup).
I'm good on all of that, I just need to keep consistent with my flicks.
And more importantly, my tracking.
Normal weapons i do 2 fingers. With scope 3
but im still noob
I can't do two fingers. It just doesn't work for me.
Once u see me, blink once and im dead
does anyone know how to get the profile API?
API? What is that, exactly?
It works for me cuz i put my crouch on top of shooting button. So 1 tap both buttons will work 🙂
I hope they dont remove this
its basically something you can use in coding to get info from, in this case you give the api a so2 id and it gives you indo on the player profile it belongs to
Cuz if they do then im done
i thought there was one but idk where it is or how to get it
man
girl
selam
but
In comp?
King
yea that’s what comp is
what's ur rank currently?
Unranked.

I've not tried to rank, because I get kicked whenever I do. 🤷♂️
That's the reason I joined a clan, but it turns out they're useless.
Yeah, I get to rep a title, but it serves me no purpose since the thing I want to do with it is rank up.
Bruh
goofy ahh teammates
Honestly.
True
If you die even once while they're spectating you after already dying, they'll try to kick you.
can u vc?
@tawdry frigate dude thats so meee, i said that yesterday i thought im the only one that get kicked like that 
I would understand if u were constantly goofing up
I can, but I don't want to comp rn.
mkay
Hm
who tryna comp rn?
I play Russia or central EU for faster que but I’m west NA
Yoo
I can play most of the active servers, but the time difference makes it hard to peak/turn your back on a corner for a split second without dying.
my ping is garbage on those servers
Ill play with u for 2 games
bet
97678476
yea
Am I good to talk here or should I leave?
Why wouldn’t u be?
Idk
What's the problem?
Bcuz I feel like I am a bad person
If you are, then I couldn't really care less.
wanna go in dms? For privacy?
lmao
Ayo?
Ur fine dw
No it’s fine bro but thx^^
Nah bro it’s fine dw he wanted to help that’s all^^
What's dw?
Dw = don’t worry
Make babies with it.

Algien habla español?
Thx bro
My ping will never be that low. Mine has only ever gotten into the mid 20s. 🥲
Damn. Your ping is wider than a p*rnstar's backside.
Gtg. I'm eating good, tonight. 🤤
If I give u my ping, u will end up with more and I will have even less
Think about it
Damn. I didn't think about that....
Well, here. You can have mine, plus some extra.
I need negative ping. I need to be in the opponents house, basically.
Yo
Lmaoo
someone who speaks english and plays on the central europe server?
Call me dm If you do
who wants 30 gold
I
whats the cheapest commons u own
P90 jungle
We split it? 🥺
split?
The gold.
no u sell it for like 36 gold and ima buy it
Okey!
then u get like 30 gold or sum
Ok im going
My ID is 20738007.
P350 Scale.
I think...
I don't sell my skins, so it's possible that I still have them.
hurry up and add me
Lemme go sell it for 36.
King, you mean?
I send request for u
no me
sure
Alright.
Ah
I get moneys!
Now i send
ight i added u
sell it for like 36
wait
u have the p90 right?
The p90?
that has 26 thousand offers
I've got the p350, ready. Do I sell it, yet?
Yeah
how much gold do u have
chill
Wait. It's the G22.
Also I have p22 scare
Not the P350.
check the offers
A guy is asking mr for my acces to account
29.62
Don't do it. They tried it with me, saying it's for a video.
Man I’m just wasting his time by texting him haha
I’m bored
And I have no life
So it doesn’t affect me
ur boutta get scammed 😭
I’m not gonna give
I only do that with people thinking I'm someone else. I just leave the scammers be.
I don't have this m60
yea i said but it
I’m just texting to waste his time
Yk I don’t wanna swear or be that toxic, but scammers deserve some inconvenience to happen to them so I will be the inconvenience
I don't understand nothing
@twilit egret wanna comp
ur in my lobby if u wanna comp or not lmk now cuz i boutta get kicked lmao
Which server?
west NA
Guys do you think charm friendly specter will go up in value in like few years?
it’s queuing
Ok
ight i started the que
It's understandable.
My ping is 70 on this server
I do the same. Lmao
I just run loops around people that have stories with plotholes in them.
5 minute que in NA 2 secxond que in russia
I’m making him write me an essay why I should trust him rn
What I'd say to him? "Cope + Seath."
bruh the que failed
After all whenever I used to buy something. I bought so much as it gave me a days happiness in constant sadness when I bought stuff
It was a nice feeling
If it was just the Gmail. That'd be fine, but my pass? Fawk nah.
yes
Guys sorry I spent so much on so2
Scammer going around, tryna make a quick buck.
What is he tryna do?
Like begging for a battle pass ?
Lmao
Genius
Ok I gave him a fake login
And told him if it doesn’t work to keep trying again
That it will work after a while
I'll screenshot it to you in a sec.
also is he texting you on discord or ingame
sometimes what i think about is missions..
Discord
xd
you could make a new gmail account, set a specific password and make it then record you trying to log in it using a different password to the one you chose then edit out the login failed thing and replace it with you logging in (cutting out you inserting the actual password) ((and send the video, youd probably have to compress it tho))
but thats too much
probably
Ye
Ember when his mama isn't a llama (impossible)
(source: trust me bro)
Anyone wanna 1v1
Lmao
U really blocked me mid conversation bcs i was right@potent wave
Oki gn
💀
Now your harassing me here
Lolololol
Stop harassing me
he ignoring u lmao
Bruh😭😭
imaginee
Bhahahaha
Bro took it personally
fr
wow?
Gaae
💀😭😭
why call him gaae
Bro got 0 arguments and then blocked me
f

Better than a rare tho
Ewalk.
thats good
Well by a couple months it’ll be worth around 50g at least
Or 90g like the AK night fury
What is he saying?
Guys let’s get both sides or argument
How about we get neither side
Over the last 2 weeks I watched the AK night fury go from 90g - 106g. I should’ve bought it while I had the money.
Oh
Not a good comparison
For me yes
Bcuz I’m emotional so when I see ppl being toxic and then not stopping and even moving to discord server after being blocked it winds me up
I ain't having it today
@stray violet
would u be down to play competitive
I can't be asked to play solo
@verbal imp I’ll play
Ur playing in us servers?
Yes
Sure
Alright
@stray violet u coming?
Like doubled in 5 months
noob
because u lost?
@gilded wing not leaving someone alone after they don’t wanna talk to u is harassing tho
Bruh what
and insulting someone after they win is kinda bad ngl
Ye
He even said Ggwp to u
ye
I wasn t insulting anyone i just told him to stop camping
It’s only nice to say it back and call it a day
she dont camp
he wasnt tho
i 1v1ned him and i won
Whatever bruh 💀 yall too dramatic over childish things
😂
🐔
sad af
Wierd as s s kids
What's going on lmao
Ur the one who keeps harassing a guy over a game
nothin much
Seems like much
I hope ur joking 💀
💀💀💀💀
i have perfect score
I don t care bruh stop pinging me im trying to watch my movie
Wierd as s dudes
I can solve one side of a rubik cube under 10 minutes
go ahead who is stopping u
u just keep replying
💀
More than perfect average iq is 85 to 115
Can anyone give me account 5+ level i need to play comp
ik
Then just block them
Or turn off notifs for a moment
make one
no one says that 💀

i cant lvl up fast i need account fasy to play with friends
ppl do
They are small rank
cuz its one of the laziest countryes
spanish isn't a country 💀
and no one says that either
u sure?
there’s something abt 90’s gangster movies that jus can’t be recreated
Who have account level 5+ to give me i need to play with friends
just for competitive
u can do it in less than a day
calling a whole ethnic group by the name of there language is mad disrespectful ngl 😭
I dont have time
sed
I hate this game, bro.
Do you have an outstanding account?
How the hell am I supposed to get any spas kills in Allies, if they sweat like pigs?!
people from spain are spaniards right? or are they spanish
ofc no
I dropped a whole rank because of that mission!
i play on both my accs
help me out lol
nice
nvm they are spainish
Or you have an account that you don't need
what u want skins?
I'm done. I'm dropping out of life. It's not worth the effort. 😭
bro
No
I want acc 5+ level
fr
I cant lvl up i dont play much
play team deathmatches kid
Dont have time
well why will u need it when u even dont play as much as for example me?
sucks to suck ig
i play at least 3hs
a day?
Im ranger on main and then im lazy to make another acc
xD
xd
xd
get gud
or that
wishing good luck
Good luck
How does my autocorrect autocorrect “good” to “hood”
Ty
who knows why
I open everyday like 2 boxes and get Common
Ty
i only got epic once
I’ve been saving up for like 2-3 weeks
bad boy
😧
why u checking the hood?

The only option for an account is to write to random people for an account
we do little bit of trollin
😐
no?
maybe they have some important stuff on it?
ik
But I don't want a good account other than level 5
lebron james
LeBruv James
lebron james
lebron james
lebron james....
Bruv (!!?!?)
i just typed that cuz why not
i laughed
YuS
i chuckled
Guys
Need your luck too
bro
I giggled and started swinging my feet
Do you give me promo code
they do be really sharp boxes
he stopped
DBSB 3272
no
WTF ist that
ur ip
Hahaha
I redeemed it
JK ofc
Nice joke
Ez claps
that was funi
Can pic in this chat?
no
k
@paper tangle
@hexed igloo
my apologies for the ping
my apologies for the ping
I'm sold an ak
Anyone give promo code
I send in #📸│photos
@hexed igloo green
and all of em are for knifes
green
pink
i love green
i hate green
i see
i declare war
im going to send cats to your location
The great war of color begins now
we?
yus
who is we
Bmk
Oh young one war doesn't end like that
me and you
oy oy oy
bro
Bmk
mfw when we but you are not included

f in chat
@proper gyro what rank u in rn?
plat 3
imma get out of bed
How bout in allies?
im like 30mins late to my alarm
predator 2
ong
pred in allies
Lemme just eat first
How many ranks are in allies?
same as in comp
same amount as comp
Hope you get commons 
dam
So its just escalation but with rank
no
Imagine if allies used full size maps
Allies = gey
m f what you doing to the other guy?
how can you make something not g ay g ay?
:>
Plot twist: everything is gаy (real)
bro it be a foursome😭
Good question
Why do i keep seing anime cyberpunk on yt
good question
Gtg to school bye
Cya
Oče neko acc na standoff2
Stream it
hellnah
@stray violet are you girl

Ide li @fallen iris sa prevarom
Tesko
Hahahah
English
Jesko absolut
and gn
English ti u gacama
does subaru have a Mustang?
Nabem te na kurac
Bruhhhh
ahh yes
English tu Guantanamo bay
Jest zabavno ne znaju šta govorim
Givorim 👉 Gordon
You didn’t wish me good luck
This is Bosnian
Elaborate
idk if i was a mustang or a subaru lookin like a mustang the other day
i didn't see the logo right

Ford and Subaru logos are very similar

3 weeks of grinding just to make like 4g worth of profit 💀
congratulations
ford does
Reason: Duplicated text
it did say like Mustang on the hood
Then it was a mustang
like the headlight parts
Mater from cars
it was sick af
mater the car
Mater is mom
rocking the bumbblebee design
Filipino sees mustang and goes nuts (colorized)
ive seen a Ferrari before
🍶 🐓
Bro go on translate and Type jebem ti mater
n
In Bosnian
Delta was gonna say the n word
Nabijem vas sve na kurac HAHAHAHA
what n word
Norway
@verbal imp @covert wraith sorry how I played
Sorway
turkey my beloved
would be great if you never spoke again
dont you just get placed in the japanese server in a game
asia do be dying that i have to be in jp server
apex moment
Hard Stuck
s
just get unstuck
Playing with randoms is imposible
since when was it possible?
Never
Also something change in the clasification matches
Most of the ppl get 1 rank less than the real rank that they deserve
waste time
play with more fingers
Play claw and get a good sensitivity
Also play plenty of pubs to practice
alright, thank you
Ayo is there a callouts map for breeze yet?
Oaytqn71616)?$>> 💔💔💔
I love enigma too
Guy hides at pool and peek sprays his ak
Kills me
And then calls me a noob because i "couldn't place down walls"

He planted bomb first btw
So pro
Wish i could be like him fr
sexually
Yes
skin fetish
i know what skin color your into
white
omg
racist 🚙
Hard Stuck
s
i'm into Mongolian tone
Bet
chimp name travis
Traves cot burr gur
😔
travy patty

Patty in the caddy?
Spoopy's blurry ahh troll
the ceremony was too long to the point where the teacher can't get his lesson started
@sage badge that e-sex was crazy fr

😻🥰😽
sus
Damn wrong emoji
Do ppl really care about skin color?
today later
true
Ong ong
🥰
careful, you might catch an nft
you better not be saying that with that nfts you got
no one told me

millions of worthless semen and std nft
he didn't use antivirus
Did you guys know
i do
poor babies
you had e-sex
this is irrelevant information

that'll be 20 Ethereum and additional 0.5 to the tax for childbirth
She1n is pregante?????
Omggggg
Bruh i can't raise no kid
Best can do is feed zani
10bitcoins for childsupport

Meta child
NFT child
your child is 1:1
Brazil is better than this place






