💬│english-chat

[placid garnet]

Idk how to fix that

[glad saffron]

@silk moth write this dood they will help

[rich crow]

death clock says i have 22371 days left

[proper gyro]

3months for 2029 dec 18th

then add 23 weeks from there

[rich crow]

[gilded flower]

wow

i just started playing

[proper gyro]

cool

[gilded flower]

how did 7 years fly so fast

[jaunty spindle]

I think I'm doing a crime

[rich crow]

skill issue

[jaunty spindle]

XD

[proper gyro]

@rich crow your dying in a couple months then according to xani

[rich crow]

eys

yes

possible

lamo death clock says ill die with 76 years and the average male results in portugal is 101 years 💀

[jaunty spindle]

Possibility

And Cs is not ducking loading

[livid horizon]

eyo

guys who has fpl servers in eu

[glad saffron]

Yea exactly

[woven tulip]

So im just unmuted

[glad saffron]

Swag messiah 🔥

[rich crow]

what did you say

[woven tulip]

@rich crow

Tyler and then I changed the last name

[rich crow]

oh

[woven tulip]

To something :troll:

[rich crow]

yes

[woven tulip]

🦞

Why he same size as da lobtah

[rich crow]

hes powerful

[woven tulip]

🦞

He can use da lobtah as a horse

[marsh stratus]

Is there any clan which is playing in russia region

[mint ridge]

ask that in #794019259533361172

[marble wedge]

heya everyone

[marsh stratus]

I mean clan which speaks english but playing in russia region

Coz asia ded asf unlike ru region

Like to play in russia server

[neon mural]

guys

Where can I find norml teammates ?

[woven tulip]

Check your public lobby stats

But there’s no way to check all your hours in ranked/allies

[woven tulip]

Not as dead as US servers

You’ll only find pub games in US servers and 97% of those people playing are from EU/Asia

Or South America

[mint ridge]

can't help you then.

[marsh stratus]

us was always ded

[woven tulip]

Not sure you’re finding that

Best just playing US or EU servers

[marsh stratus]

im from 2018

[woven tulip]

Adren.

Orcas are cowards

They play around with their prey and then eat them

Poor seals : ( 🦭

[unique flame]

Yoo what's good peeps

[orchid jasper]

[fair jackal]

It's ridiculous that competitive and allies mode is coming to daily missions, maybe I'm not available that day, what so will I play competitive and allied every day?

[woven tulip]

I doubt they’ll be doing this every day but it is very annoying

[unique flame]

@orchid jasper can you play now?

[woven tulip]

As someone who’s in NA it’s very hard to find an allies game. I gotta go to EU and then play with terrible ping.

That’s after I muster up the courage to play allies and put the anxiety of losing MMR behind me

10 headshots while crouching is insane too

At least 3 Allie’s games till you complete it 🤦‍♂️

[fair jackal]

Yes

[unique flame]

@woven tulip bro I'm not even going to lie it was hard for me to find a game from the east coast than I moved up north and now it's so easy for me to find games. I literally can wait like 15 secs than I'm in allies

[woven tulip]

Takes me like 5-10 mins to find an allies game in south NA 😔

And 98% of the time my teammate don’t even speak English

[unique flame]

If u want I could play with you

[woven tulip]

Aight bet just lemme get warmed up yknow

[unique flame]

Ight lemme give you my Id

[marble wedge]

heya everyone

[north bear]

Am I lucky or the axlebolt solved the cheating issue

?

[marble wedge]

dk

try playing some compi matches?

about 20?

[north bear]

yeah

I played comp

[marble wedge]

oh

[north bear]

No cheater yet

[marble wedge]

hmm maybe lucky

[north bear]

did you met any ?

[marble wedge]

i haven't played any comps

[north bear]

Ah alright

what ?

[marble wedge]

wont till 28

sep

[north bear]

you mean like a.... date ?

[glad saffron]

[north bear]

28th?

[marble wedge]

simply i will play after 28 sep

[north bear]

why

[marble wedge]

exams

[north bear]

ah ok

good luck then

[marble wedge]

tnx man

[north bear]

np

I played a lot of comp today

Cant do anything else

Im ill

[marble wedge]

gonna get that phoenix rank

[north bear]

gl

[rigid tartan]

Sa

[shell tendon]

+3 asia compe

[woven tulip]

Tryna get it on allies

Only 3 wins away

Or so

[shell tendon]

lebron james

[woven tulip]

Da goat James

LeGoat James

[sweet flare]

Lebhron ja'hmes

[jaunty spindle]

Lebrom Jamsheef

[north bear]

The broonze age

[floral compass]

NonSoLo#9745 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

[woven tulip]

GTA 6 and I know

Very hyped

Looks like it takes place somewhere in fictional Florida

Not really in vice city but there was a subway that looks like it goes to vice city

So maybe we can travel there 👀

I should too

It looks like it might be in fictional Tampa or Florida

The guy who leaked it also hacked into some Uber company too 💀

[marble wedge]

just found a hacker

[hexed igloo]

i played like 12 comp and no cheater

[rich crow]

same

[marble wedge]

mine was defuse tho

[rich crow]

cuz i was the one cheating

[marble wedge]

ah yes

as Gandhi said

[rich crow]

jk

[marble wedge]

speak the truth

[rich crow]

nah jk

I cba installing hacks for a mobile game

[marble wedge]

[woven tulip]

Cringe

[rich crow]

Hi

[north bear]

I played 18 games no cheater aswell

[neon mural]

hey guys

Can someone help me with this sheet?

[paper wedge]

They should make bans more strict like 5 day ban if they leave while joining this is the third time in a row I can't join an allies match

[silent perch]

damn

[neon mural]

To who are u talking to?

how to join server ?

I mean I can’t see anyone who’s playin g

[woven tulip]

If you leave a ranked game once = 1 hour ban, twice = 3 hour ban, third time = 12 hour ban, fourth time = 3 day ban, fifth time = week ban. This is within a week too.

[neon mural]

I see nobody gonna explain me what’s going on

[woven tulip]

???

[woven tulip]

What’s your problem

[neon mural]

How can I play a match?

I mean I can’t register

[woven tulip]

What do you mean. It’s quite simple.

Are you new?

[neon mural]

yeah

New in dis

Discord

I never use this before

[woven tulip]

You can’t join a match in discord??

This discord is solely for communicating with each other

[neon mural]

yea I know

So where can I join match?

[woven tulip]

There’s no “playing matches” in discord

[woven tulip]

Not sure what you’re saying or if somebody mis informed you but this discord has no option to join “a match”

[neon mural]

So ur telling me that this isn’t a mm?

[woven tulip]

no

Match making is only available in the game

[neon mural]

I knew tfh

Know*

so, what is it for?

The server

[woven tulip]

For talking to each other

You can find a clan through #🛡│clans

[neon mural]

I already have a clan

[woven tulip]

And send picture in #📸│photos as long as it isn’t any NSFW

#🎥│so2-videos is for promoting your videos as long as they’re so2 related

[neon mural]

I just thought that there’s matchmaking

U know what I am saying

[woven tulip]

No, discord doesn’t have any of that.

[neon mural]

I mean play with friends on discord

[woven tulip]

You can find scrims and tournaments through other so2 discord severs

But I don’t have any to redirect you to

[neon mural]

Okay

Thanks for helping

[proper gyro]

man thats funky

how do you not know that discord is chatroom app

dont they tell you what the app is before you download it?

[paper wedge]

I finally joined an allies game and guess what: the teammate disconnected 20 times and it was a 1v2 and he came back the last round and he didn't get a ban and I lost a ton of points because of him

[gilded wing]

Im selling akr treasure hunter with 4 pheonix stickers for 2900 gold

[young estuary]

i never play so2 comp

joined one before

and got kicked

instantly

[gilded wing]

Skill issue

[proper gyro]

trade for deagle yakuza 4 5years gold? 🐓

[gilded wing]

Huh?

[glad saffron]

Mobile gaming goin crazy rn

Warzone mobile, R6 mobile and now The division

[gilded wing]

My ak is worth more

[glad saffron]

💀

[young estuary]

until valve releases tf2 mobile i will just stick to so2

[glad saffron]

Its gonna be tf3 instead

[glad saffron]

Forgor to mention apex

Nah bro I'm outta this world

[woven tulip]

You’re fighting a battle that’s against you if you go into an Allie’s or comp game without queuing with someone.

[woven tulip]

I used to play tf2 but I never really got into the game

Probably because I wasn’t good at it or just because I didn’t care too much for it

[woven tulip]

We need mobile games that aren’t just shooters 😩

[glad saffron]

Sims is free to download bro

[woven tulip]

GTA 4, Forza, Hitman, fall guys, superhero games.

Yeah there’s a fall guys ripoff… but it’s a ripoff.

[glad saffron]

Hitman and gta4 in fact is shooter but with lore and free toam

Roam

[woven tulip]

Fr

Ngl I would take a mobile Cod with a campaign

[young estuary]

i have 600hours in pc tf2

[glad saffron]

900h in so2

Unalive me pls

[young estuary]

i dont play that much

[gilded wing]

Im selling akr treasure hunter with 4 pheonix stickers for 2900 gold

[young estuary]

and tf2 run like poo on my pc

[woven tulip]

I only got 290 😃( 😭 )

[glad saffron]

I want uncharted on mobile ngl

[young estuary]

(2007 janky spaghetti code)

[woven tulip]

Doo doo fart

[woven tulip]

Halo.

[gilded wing]

I got like 3k

[glad saffron]

YES

[woven tulip]

Why don’t we have halo ce on mobile

[glad saffron]

Halo

On phone

[gilded wing]

Im selling akr treasure hunter with 4 pheonix stickers for 2900 gold

[young estuary]

tf2 on mobile would just hell

[glad saffron]

Instant profit

[woven tulip]

Idc if it costs 6$

Or even 10$

People will buy it

[woven tulip]

Terrible servers fo sho

There was this Chinese csgo COPY

[young estuary]

its either using the same server as pc

[woven tulip]

That on my mama was a carbon copy

Legit carbon copy

[gilded flower]

wow

crazy

csgo copy

[woven tulip]

Same exact animation, spray pattern and map.

[gilded flower]

unseen

[woven tulip]

Same exact gun model too

[gilded flower]

!!!

[woven tulip]

Not like so2

[gilded flower]

so2 isn’t a copy anymore

[woven tulip]

This game literally is just a csgo port

[glad saffron]

We need

Bihes

💔

[woven tulip]

It’s got it’s own atmosphere but it’s still a copy

[gilded flower]

we need men

❤️

[woven tulip]

I need a love life

I’m lonely bro

I got mad self esteem

[young estuary]

knife shouldnt instakill

[glad saffron]

Big black buff hairy and oiled up men ❤️

[young estuary]

it should deal like 70 damage

[woven tulip]

🤤

[gilded flower]

it’s kinda like calling valorant a csgo copy

[woven tulip]

Thug shaker

Rump shaker

[young estuary]

and instakill on headshot

[glad saffron]

Excuse me excuse me, could you please make that ahh clap

[woven tulip]

At least valorant is creative

It has superpowers and futuristic guns

[gilded flower]

csgo made a genre of games but people just call everything a copy

[woven tulip]

It has operators

[glad saffron]

Cod x csgo son

😤😤

[young estuary]

It is basically calling Terraria a minecraft ripoff

[gilded flower]

because it has pixels lol

[woven tulip]

🤦‍♂️

[young estuary]

because people just automatically see games with blocks = minecraft

[woven tulip]

Y’all cannot accept the truth

[glad saffron]

Baking home bread rn who wanna join to a tea drinking later on with sandwiches made of homemade bread💯💯

[woven tulip]

Me 🙋‍♂️

[glad saffron]

Bet

[gilded flower]

ofc it was inspired by csgo it’s just not similar enough anymore to be called a copy

c-ops is also similar but no one calls it out because the graphics are completely different

[woven tulip]

It’s to the point it’s not a literal carbon copy but it takes enough inspiration to the point it’s a copy.

[glad saffron]

Because it actually trash

[woven tulip]

I’m it’s defense it does have different model guns.

[glad saffron]

Tbh

[young estuary]

csgo ripped off so2

source: trust me

[woven tulip]

🫂

[woven tulip]

Source: I made it up

Best source

[glad saffron]

I used to play critical ops in 2018 and 17 but bro they purposely made it way way worse

[gilded flower]

less noob friendly

[glad saffron]

But at the time it was better than so2

[woven tulip]

I didn’t like the game either

[glad saffron]

Now they will never be better 💀

[woven tulip]

This was like 2018

[woven tulip]

Sadly they do have better competitive scene

[gilded flower]

i feel like the exact opposite for so2 but it’s just personal opinions

[woven tulip]

97% of the so2 community is just 11 year olds that downloaded the game not knowing what it is.

[glad saffron]

Yea when they had LAN cups with 5-30k euro prize so2 was just single cell organism

[gilded flower]

yeah that’s why i stopped playing it

[woven tulip]

And the so2 YouTube community is just in the shadows 😔

[glad saffron]

Bring back apolo and koshmar

💔

[hexed igloo]

koshmar dead as hell

[glad saffron]

Take away tiktak or however this retar is named and all his RIP offs

[gilded flower]

they bought pcs so they can play actual csgo and not the clone

🐔

[glad saffron]

😭

[hexed igloo]

kosh moved to codm bro

[woven tulip]

80% of the so2 YouTube vids are just highlights.

[gilded flower]

typical polish player

[woven tulip]

Would be better if there were informative YouTubers

[glad saffron]

2018 edits > 2022 content

[woven tulip]

YouTubers that speak in their videos

[gilded flower]

mfw butter showing a nade spot known since 2018 and still does it incorrectly

😭

[glad saffron]

Lmfaoo

[hexed igloo]

speedyterror when he made playable custom models in standoff 2

[glad saffron]

Speedyterroe

[gilded flower]

may royal skyline rest in peace

[glad saffron]

That one Russian guy?

[hexed igloo]

ye

[glad saffron]

I havent heard that name since I was in staff team

💔

[hexed igloo]

that guy busy taking care of his skyline bruh

[gilded flower]

didnt he have a bmw

[woven tulip]

:((

[hexed igloo]

no

He has r34

[woven tulip]

For more information search up “anime r34”

[gilded flower]

he doesnt

[hexed igloo]

fortnite added s15

[glad saffron]

Fr?

Ong?

[hexed igloo]

Checkout fortnite r34

[glad saffron]

On yo momma?

[hexed igloo]

yea

[gilded flower]

his second channel is literally called BMW royal

[hexed igloo]

on my momma

[woven tulip]

Fortnite leaks: 👶

GTA 6 leaks: 🧔‍♂️💪

[gilded flower]

sub carried by Ringsel

and people reposting his art

[glad saffron]

Bro he owns bmw

E92 or sum

E92 m3

[gilded flower]

i literally said that

[glad saffron]

Just checked out his vlog

[woven tulip]

[glad saffron]

I didnt see

Sor

[gilded flower]

like 3 times

[hexed igloo]

I mean he does own a Bmw 3221 or whatever the car name is

[glad saffron]

Tho BMW suc

💔

[gilded flower]

bmw drivers are mentally ill

[glad saffron]

E92 m3 331i or sum

[gilded flower]

may royal recover someday

[hexed igloo]

331i

Yeah yeah

I dont know bmws

[gilded flower]

typical asian

[hexed igloo]

tbh

[gilded flower]

i dont know either

i dont know car

[glad saffron]

Real men drive VW golf mk4 1,4 TSI

[woven tulip]

I will pay for butter’s chiropractor

Bros back must be hurting from carrying the so2 YT community

[hexed igloo]

The only sedan in my place be the Honda city

[woven tulip]

Typical zani L

[hexed igloo]

Ike everywhere

[gilded flower]

true

[glad saffron]

Common France L

[hexed igloo]

i barely see bwm bro

[gilded flower]

i barely eat oil

[woven tulip]

If I ever get a BMW Ill lose my drivers license within a month 🙏

[glad saffron]

I barely break down every thousand kms and dont

[glad saffron]

You wont make it past 24h

[woven tulip]

I eat CPUS

I like them when they’re bitcoin miners too

[glad saffron]

Gonna hug a three at the highway

[hexed igloo]

he won't be able to step on the gas the second time

[gilded flower]

you mean gpus

[glad saffron]

Bros gonna get engine check light within 1 meter of dealership

[gilded flower]

you won’t be able to sit soon

[hexed igloo]

breathe air

[glad saffron]

You dont need vape

[gilded flower]

😮‍💨

what the cliud

cloud

[woven tulip]

The 20 year old college student in their Toyota Corolla watching as I hit them head on in a 2 lane road while going 110 MPH

[pearl dragon]

[woven tulip]

I forgot most computer parts

[hexed igloo]

my friend would hit a blunt literally anywhere like this mfs can't live without it

[gilded flower]

you mean vape

[woven tulip]

Gotta help him before he gets into stronger things

[gilded flower]

right

[hexed igloo]

Not the stronger things

[gilded flower]

blunt illegal

[glad saffron]

The 11 year old dark brown haired girl walking her little german shepherd standing in complete terror watching as you commit a head on collision in 5 thousand lbs bmw

[gilded flower]

‼️‼️

[woven tulip]

If you take a laced pill that’s laced will fentanyl you’re dead.

[gilded flower]

blunt not legal in indonesia ! !

report to polic

[hexed igloo]

Germany be having vending machine full of cigarettes

[glad saffron]

They're full of blunts

And Poland is the same

[gilded flower]

and a smoking room next to it

[gilded flower]

what

[hexed igloo]

heard they roll their own blunt cause it's cheaper

[gilded flower]

🤨

[glad saffron]

Poland has vending machines for blunts

[gilded flower]

thats true

[hexed igloo]

enigma in poland? (Wtf)

[gilded flower]

there are tobacco bags sold here

[glad saffron]

From Kyiv to Warsaw In one tank

[gilded flower]

and they roll it in the cigarette paper

[hexed igloo]

bro stole a tank?

that's hard

[woven tulip]

Mfw when I get death penalty for trying to smuggle marijuana through the Philippines border

[gilded flower]

average ukrainian

[glad saffron]

T72B3 💔

Trophy from the truest russian native ( he looks asian and barely speaks russian)

[gilded flower]

average russian soldier

[woven tulip]

Playing so2 is like a chore to me

[hexed igloo]

Yeah its boring

[gilded flower]

russia after recruiting 18 year old highschool dropouts and putting them in frontline with 1 week training

[glad saffron]

Communism fanboys living in western society saying how communism was good (they cry from fear when they're imported to russia)

[gilded flower]

me when germans say communism was good

[glad saffron]

Fr

[gilded flower]

(there’s a lot for some reason)

[glad saffron]

Bring back socialist Germany

💔

[gilded flower]

the good ol germany

[hexed igloo]

My friends talking about his interest in firearm then starts talking about communism

[glad saffron]

Wit funny mustache dude

[woven tulip]

Bro no country has ever had a good time with communism

[gilded flower]

average tiananmen square enjoyer

[woven tulip]

The government officials be making bank while the citizens are eating ants off the road

[pearl dragon]

ㅤ

[gilded flower]

my uncle from germany legit has that flag at home

if he ever got police raided he would be legally charged

for the flag

(its illegal)

[hexed igloo]

brother

[pearl dragon]

u npc u not real

[woven tulip]

Argentinians explaining how they definitely do not agree with the funeee man from Austria and their grandparents totally didn’t follow orders from him.

[hexed igloo]

north korean citizen letting their kids die to save their leader's pictures from a wild arson

[glad saffron]

Exactly not even russia

[woven tulip]

Frrr 💀

Insane rule

[gilded flower]

me when polish president picture

(can’t let funny uneducated man die)

(the president)

[glad saffron]

Yoo

[woven tulip]

Watched this video which was how a North Korean woman was smuggled outta North Korea because she was a human trafficking victim

[gilded flower]

this woman

this man

[woven tulip]

Only time being a human trafficking victim could be beneficial

[pearl dragon]

ι།lı|

[glad saffron]

American when he's supposed to walk 700m to nearest McDonald's (he can't)

[woven tulip]

Americans when their Tesla battery dies in a cold winter while they’re driving to their nearest McDonald’s or Starbucks

[gilded flower]

he can drive tho (on the cart for obese people)

[hexed igloo]

you ever just listening to uzi and ended up to yeat's leaks

[woven tulip]

The fat will keep them warm for some time

[glad saffron]

My good ol Ukrainian people (including ) getting mad for Poland asking for act of reparations after Volyn massacre (we mad)

[gilded flower]

no i listen to drain gang leaks

(superior)

[hexed igloo]

mid

breakcore if it has lyrics

[glad saffron]

You ever listen to deftones and end up hanging from ceiling?

[hexed igloo]

hate it when that happens

[glad saffron]

Because I do

[gilded flower]

yeat never talked with kanye

[woven tulip]

You ever listening to your quite room and then you end up listening to an inner ringing sound?

[hexed igloo]

yeat is mid anyway

[gilded flower]

true

[glad saffron]

Peak carti > peak yeat

[gilded flower]

did uzi have a song with kanye

[woven tulip]

Bout every SoundCloud or underground rapper is mid

[woven tulip]

Nle, lil baby and yb da 🐐

[gilded flower]

tiktok kids did not like this statement

[vale sparrow]

Hmm

[gilded flower]

yb better

[glad saffron]

Peak Central Cee > Current Central cee💔

[gilded flower]

🙏

[woven tulip]

You can sneak in lil tjay me polo g in too

Scorey is amazing too

[hexed igloo]

yvngxchris and summrs ain't underground no more

[glad saffron]

Fr they overground or sum now 💯

[hexed igloo]

ngl

[gilded flower]

destroy lonely forgot he’s famous

[hexed igloo]

iayze beefing on everyone

probably hate himself too

[glad saffron]

Yung Lean forgot he isn't yung anymore

[gilded flower]

yung lean when furry

😍🥰😘

[hexed igloo]

he leanin 😛

[woven tulip]

When I’m in a replacing my name by replacing the vowels in it with “x” and “v” challenge but my opponent is an underground rapper

[glad saffron]

True

Gonna send that somewhere

[eternal glacier]

I found a promo

[woven tulip]

When I have a child I’m gonna and him LeBron and he’s gonna live with jt

[gilded flower]

that sounds like me trying to make a cool name on xbox 360

[woven tulip]

Fake promo most likely

But slide it 👀

[eternal glacier]

But I tried and it worked

[woven tulip]

Go ahead I’m intrigued

[glad saffron]

Playboi carti when Vogue trucky walks in

[eternal glacier]

but only 10 gold 😦

[hexed igloo]

no one gonna stop me naming my kid easy bake oven

[woven tulip]

Gold is gold

[eternal glacier]

Yea maybe

[woven tulip]

My dude Jack Harlow said he’s gonna name his kid “Alcatraz”

Bruhhh 😭

[hexed igloo]

LMAO

[eternal glacier]

Guys In these day Giveaway bot sends me scam messages

[woven tulip]

Bro played too much warzone

[eternal glacier]

Do you have too

[glad saffron]

Finaly this chat is something smarter than emotes spam💔

[woven tulip]

Giveaway bot is probably sending invites into servers

Ignore em

[eternal glacier]

No

[gilded flower]

@brittle knoll

[eternal glacier]

Wait

[gilded flower]

he cried reading

[eternal glacier]

I will sen a dm

To you

[glad saffron]

No pls

[woven tulip]

“Credit: Ewalk”

[gilded flower]

thats actually funny

tho

[woven tulip]

Le funee

[eternal glacier]

I send

Look

[woven tulip]

:massive_cock:

Credit: Ewalk

[hexed igloo]

it is a massive cоck

[gilded flower]

i cried when bladee said they tryna make me distracted this not a diss track

😭

[jaunty spindle]

@gilded flower groomer

[gilded flower]

“Russia🇷🇺 is winning don’t let anyone say anything else!”

[jaunty spindle]

So?

[hexed igloo]

i'm flabbergasted

[woven tulip]

Fappleclabferbed even?

Made a new word up i copyright it

[hexed igloo]

damn.

[sweet flare]

Bro i have question what is the percentage of you getting a statrack from a case?

B)

[woven tulip]

It means that you’re in such disbelief to the point you’re stressed and sad

[jaunty spindle]

It's good to think positive, helps with the morale

[glad saffron]

Gods drunkest driver son or she/her daughter?

[gilded flower]

So?

[woven tulip]

Yeah that’s the mindset I had when my parents were going through a divorce

[eager jewel]

Hi

[woven tulip]

My mindset didn’t help lulz:troll:

[jolly fox]

Sup piglers

🦜

[gilded flower]

don’t worry you’ll grow up

[eager jewel]

Q: how do I report cheaters?

[woven tulip]

New slur ‼️‼️‼️

[jaunty spindle]

Yes

[jolly fox]

Slur inventorer

[woven tulip]

So2 Help site

[jaunty spindle]

My condolences

[jolly fox]

😎

[woven tulip]

Or go to @silk moth

[jaunty spindle]

Even C-ops have report system

[woven tulip]

Yeahhhh

[jaunty spindle]

Wtf is this

[eager jewel]

Should I dm?

[woven tulip]

Yeah

[eager jewel]

Ight tnX

[woven tulip]

Least they ban the cheaters within a week

[jaunty spindle]

1000 IQ missions and still no Cheat report?

[woven tulip]

Probably don’t want people abusing it

[jaunty spindle]

All the other mainstream games have it

Even Mobile Legends have it

[jolly fox]

That's why this game not mainstream

[woven tulip]

You get your MMR refunded once the cheater is detected

The people getting boosted also get banned

[jaunty spindle]

😂

[jaunty spindle]

Daym my imaginary gf in trouble

[jolly fox]

🦕

[woven tulip]

Never will be

[barren nova]

Because majority of games that have it is controlled by AI detection and will only be taken into consideration if the person reported has been reported by multiple other people. Most games have report system that doesn't really work

Atleast here, you're reporting it directly to a person

[jaunty spindle]

That's a good system

[barren nova]

Yeah 'til you realize their report system doesn't really ban any cheaters

[jaunty spindle]

Most of them do

You see lists every week

And sometimes spot people you reported

[woven tulip]

Trust me dude axlebolt doesn’t have a budget to do something like that

They would need bots reviewing cheater footage constantly

[barren nova]

That's if they actually check it, since most games with report system usually can't be checked by people when idiots just spam report for no reason or just cuz they thought the good player was cheating

[woven tulip]

What I’m sayingggg

[void bronze]

pipirupirupipirupi

[woven tulip]

And battle-eye is an invasive anti cheat that checks your device for 3rd party software

[woven tulip]

Ip ip ip

[jaunty spindle]

Solution: put camera to every player home 🙏

[barren nova]

There's a lot of games that do that and the bots are inconsistent and doesn't ban cheaters, only ones that are obvious

Also the current anti cheat for this game is pretty good

Seen a bunch of 'em get banned live in game

Pretty satisfying to see ngl

[woven tulip]

People always complain they didn’t do anything 💀

[barren nova]

Bro the anti cheat rn is solid

[woven tulip]

I agree

[barren nova]

Plus it's IP ban

[woven tulip]

W

I like the fact you get mmr back

Once got in a game with this bum who just instantly won rounds

Like the game was over in 10 seconds

[barren nova]

Honestly I haven't seen any cheater for like a year now

More than a year

[woven tulip]

And for some reason he made it where I instantly won 7 rounds

[woven tulip]

I’ve only encountered 2 in my whole time on this game

[sick cave]

I met a cheater on tdm today 💀

[barren nova]

There was a lot in like 2019 and 2020, around 2021 after the mass banning with the anti cheat implementation, I've seen less and now in 2022 almost never seen any

[sick cave]

Eh.. kinda

South asia still have cheaters in competitive

[barren nova]

What server do you play on?

Oh

I play asia south and asia west (depending on ping) and I've never seen any

[sick cave]

They mostly active at night here

[quaint lily]

lol

[glad saffron]

[barren nova]

I did hear there's quite a lot in competitive, never personally seen any tho

Maybe someday I'll spot one again

[thick yoke]

bro u the only guy wishing to get a cheater in his game

wtf

[barren nova]

It's kinda fun to play with blatant cheaters specially when you dunk on them

[woven tulip]

@sick cave

[barren nova]

Only time I'm fine getting negative kd in a match

[woven tulip]

@sick cave bubber

[quaint lily]

should bring back ump for both sicds

[woven tulip]

Mac 10 is useless against armor and past 2 feet

[quaint lily]

exactly

also cuz white carbon skins is only on t side

its so annoying having matching skins but each one is on a different side

[woven tulip]

GTA 6 looks good

[rich crow]

If your rank is anything above ranger 1/3 games always has a hacker in it

They usually kick them but when they don't its annoying

[glad saffron]

I have only 3 classes tomorrow

Feel like it's elementary school

[barren nova]

I was elite before and had no cheaters during it, I'll just assume I got lucky during those times and I'm not complaining about it

[honest wadi]

I banned from stand-off 2 rank for 100 hours

Because I voted to kick my teammates to many times

My team is always playing bad

[barren nova]

LMAO

[thick yoke]

true

sometimes i just laugh the pain away

some cheaters are too dumb they're not even getting anything

[barren nova]

Exactly

Like they could be aimbotting on you but you shoot faster than them because they have turtle reflexes

[rich crow]

Bruh i have six hours in my public school 2 hours of school tutoring and 2 hours of English lessons later

Only in Monday

I have like double the hours in Tuesday

[rich crow]

The ones i meet always are somewhere on the map that you can't shoot and wait till one side completely dies and he just kills off everyone

Including teammates

Of his

Or he just plants the bomb at spawn

Thats the most mild one

My lobbies are always weird

[tulip imp]

Hi

[barren nova]

Ig the worst type of cheaters are just people who shoot from base to base through like 10 walls or something

[glad saffron]

I'm studying in college, can't relate

💯

[barren nova]

Those were very common in 2019 so2

[glad saffron]

RIP them school students

[verbal imp]

School

[barren nova]

💀

[glad saffron]

Wait

I didnt realize

💀💀💀

[barren nova]

Yeah pretty much

[glad saffron]

I finna get banned

[barren nova]

Just say ingame

[rich crow]

Bruh it just means i am gonna have more lessons when i am in college

[glad saffron]

Bro rip you

[barren nova]

Saying "ingame" after any sentence makes it good

[glad saffron]

I will only have 5 classes max

[rich crow]

One time i accidentally said the n word in a competitive game and i am fine

[rich crow]

Bro the normal public school is chill the outside tutoring is hell

[glad saffron]

I committed aggravated DUI on elder couple in game

[barren nova]

I only have 2 classes per day in college and I get like 4 or 5 hours break each subject sometimes

[rich crow]

Wtf

And i am here wasting my life span

[glad saffron]

3-4 classes with 20-30 mins breaks

[barren nova]

Yeah it gets annoying

[rich crow]

Bro wtf

[glad saffron]

And 3-5 classes next year

💯

[rich crow]

Ain't no way

[glad saffron]

I can give you my schedule

[rich crow]

Is high school and college that much different

[barren nova]

I got the easy college life ig

[sick cave]

Thanks 🥺

[glad saffron]

But it's in Ukranian

[hidden saddle]

will jemand zocken

[rich crow]

Russians acting up rn

[glad saffron]

Pretty much

[verbal imp]

🗿
My breaks were 5-10 mins long

[rich crow]

I am gonna go outside

[glad saffron]

They cry ( they do)

[barren nova]

Yeah 'til you realize majority of your work consists of homework with some sleepless nights to create thesis and research papers

[rich crow]

The only time i have free time is in the weekend

[barren nova]

Enjoy your high school/elementary life

[sick cave]

We Asians built different 😎

[glad saffron]

I'm studying veterinary, I can relate to that 💀💀

[verbal imp]

[barren nova]

You're gonna think college is nice 'til you get there and regret it

[rich crow]

They did an iq test on us and somehow i got an above average iq of an adult and they are just piling work up

I will say that they were wrong

I will tell them i am borderline disabled

[glad saffron]

College is actually fun when you live in college dorms

Because it's where the college students show their other side

[hidden saddle]

will jemand zocken

[glad saffron]

But I rent a house not so far away from college 💀

I choose poor social life

[barren nova]

I live near my college so I'm not really in need a dorm, I'm in a city afterall

[hidden saddle]

will jemand zocken

[glad saffron]

Lucky

[viscid spade]

Any mods?

[glad saffron]

I had to move out of capital city to the district to go to the college

[hidden saddle]

i need a mod for Standoff 2

[barren nova]

I'm just 1 public transpo away from my college

[glad saffron]

Actually same , I just take a bus

But living like

Idk

15km awau

[barren nova]

Valid, but you did say you have a dorm

[glad saffron]

Yea I still need to take a bis

Bus

It was the only way

[verbal imp]

Nice mute goofy @hidden saddle

[barren nova]

So I'm assuming your actual house is pretty far

[glad saffron]

My first house where I lived when was in school or the one I rent for college?

[barren nova]

Your actual house and not the one you rent in

[glad saffron]

Yea it's too far away

80km

From college

[barren nova]

damn

[glad saffron]

Well I had to choose between 80km away from college or 650km away from college

We only 3 colleges around Ukraine that study veterinary

But universities are all around ukraine

[barren nova]

Oh so that's why

[glad saffron]

2 in my native city and 1 in the district
2 in the Kharkiv
1 in the Lviv and one in Odesa

[barren nova]

Is veterinary that rare of a course to get there?

[glad saffron]

Basically yea

[barren nova]

Respect for still getting it

[glad saffron]

Not every district has farms that specialize on cows/horses other animals

[glad saffron]

Most of times its wheat/corn/ sunflowers

[glad saffron]

Thanks

Can't wait to own a shiibox with 4 wheels to go to college

[barren nova]

You'll get there eventually, trust

[glad saffron]

I know

They trynna legalize driving at the age of 1y

16

And I'm 17

So like I'm too young for driver license and car currently

[barren nova]

I was about to say damn, babies can drive?

[viscid spade]

Any modss?

[jolly fox]

@thick yoke

Hi

[glad saffron]

They whipping benz

[barren nova]

Nice talking to you dude

I got myself college in the morning

[glad saffron]

Same I was about to do my homework

Stay safe

[barren nova]

Goodnight ya'll, have a nice time gayming and all that

Goodluck on homework

[jolly fox]

Guys

I need to make the

Funniest forum ever

[thick yoke]

im doing my laundry

at 1am

[jolly fox]

You could say that it's too late

Im sorry.

😭

[thick yoke]

BRUH

u made me stop doing my laundry

box is considered a dad now

cause of his jokes

[gilded wing]

Bruh

I just sold all my inv and bought m9

🤪

[thick yoke]

what is the cheapest

m9

[woven tulip]

The brown one

[woven tulip]

Is this a W or L moment? Maybe even a FR or ONB?

[sage badge]

not good

probbably wont profit for a while

[jolly fox]

Im just that handsome. They drop whatever they're doing(including laundry)

😭😭

[thick yoke]

onbod

[woven tulip]

On Bobby

[gilded wing]

Well i wanted to grind my acc and make a 100k gold inventory but i just found out i like to buy real life things more tham pixels so i just gaved up on it

[thick yoke]

how much does ancient cost

[woven tulip]

I ain’t put nothing on God

[thick yoke]

SHEESH

[woven tulip]

Lemme check

[thick yoke]

character development right there

[jolly fox]

Pengu didn't get the new one

😔

[gilded wing]

Drip > so2 skins

[woven tulip]

The good patch

[thick yoke]

i misssed the joke

u could say u whiffed

[woven tulip]

I would get myself some Js 😣 😩

[jolly fox]

😭

I did in fact, but I'm over the time

😭😭😭

(1am)

[gilded wing]

Cuz i realised i played this game my whole life so if i continued to buy expensive skins i won t be that happy like i was 4 years ago when i gkt my first ak necromanacer and that i need to grow up and be myself more idk

[sage badge]

that's crazy

[jolly fox]

Ok

Give me your inv then

[gilded wing]

For 100€

[jolly fox]

No way

100% discount or nah

[gilded wing]

Bruh i like money so much rn cuz i played some gambling thingy 👉👈 and won 3000€ out of 5€ like 2 days ago

[jolly fox]

Don't play it again

[woven tulip]

My bad it isn’t the ancient

It’s the kumo

[jolly fox]

Who is the child

[woven tulip]

Which costs 4.6k gold which is like 45$

[gilded wing]

Yh i know how it works

[jolly fox]

Or do you now? You might just get

Diced.

😭

[gilded wing]

I bought a ps5 an iphone 13 pro max 1 tb gold and some clothes from my winnings

[thick yoke]

for..?

[gilded wing]

4.5k-5k

[thick yoke]

damn

[woven tulip]

Pretty expensive right

[thick yoke]

ppl really like simple stuff huh

[gilded wing]

I bought blue blood for 6k rn

[thick yoke]

damn

yall should

donate

💯

[gilded wing]

Nah i spent my last money on stumble guys battle pass

🤪

[thick yoke]

stumble guys???

😭

[gilded wing]

Yh

[thick yoke]

bro fall guys is

free

😭

[gilded wing]

Ik

And?

[thick yoke]

play fall guys

[gilded wing]

Cs go is also free

[thick yoke]

true

it ain't on ps4 tho

[potent wave]

Anyone wanna 1v1 I'm bored

[gilded wing]

Yeah

[sage badge]

😈

[jolly fox]

Pengu@thick yoke

[thick yoke]

hi

[gilded wing]

103436256@potent wave

[thick yoke]

istg if this is another dad joke

[jolly fox]

Did it take you late to do the laundry

😭

[thick yoke]

😭

[jolly fox]

I am coming up with these rn, all original

[woven tulip]

Yep

[jolly fox]

You could even say I'm

[woven tulip]

Stumble guys ☠️

[jolly fox]

Experiencing enlightenment late

😭

[thick yoke]

aite

you've had enough zhxrm

one more

you could say

it's getting LATE and we need to close

that was kinda weak

im sleepy so

😭

[jolly fox]

The reason enlightenment didn't come earlier is because my mind was dirty

😭😭😭😭

[thick yoke]

what da hail

[jolly fox]

You didn't get it?

Or is it simply a case of LATE understanding

😭

[sage badge]

wtf

[trail oar]

hello guys

i got banned for Ban Code 1006

[jolly fox]

Im so punny

😭

[trail oar]

Does anyone know what reason is the 1006?

[sage badge]

ill check

[trail oar]

I did nothing

[sage badge]

like i thought

you abused a exploit

you did do something.

@trail oar

[trail oar]

Wtf, what is exploit bro?, I swear I didn't do anything, how long is the ban?

[sage badge]

probably permanent if it didn't tell you

[trail oar]

bro how do i get banned for something i don't know what i did?

pulls my in-game id to see, 70720431, had 707 hours of gameplay, lots of skins

[sage badge]

that's cool, but you abused glitches

[woven tulip]

I like the 🇪🇪 flag

Good flag

I like it

[sage badge]

🐮

[woven tulip]

10/10

Good flag 🇪🇪

Very good

Mhm

Simple but nice

Ak 47 vulvcan flag

[sage badge]

terrible

[rigid tartan]

Hi

[sage badge]

fortnite edition

[trail oar]

but then,@Yung Lean how do you get banned for doing something you didn't want to or didn't even know how you did it

[woven tulip]

Imagine how my face would look like if I cared? Did I ask? No, I am wasting my precious time by replying to you worthless and pathetic peasant. The fact people of your worth exist gives me a migraine, it seems like I have to pay you to stay away from me. I did not ask, ratio + bozo if I must.

[sage badge]

👀

[sage badge]

[stray violet]

Giving away an awm stickerbomb and awm gear (real)

[sage badge]

(nut)

[woven tulip]

I kindly ask how must one acquire the instructions for such a giving?

[stray violet]

Have the necessary amount of gold to be the highest request

Obviously

[woven tulip]

Ye has been cursed by thy possessed frog who has kissed the now thy curse has laid the curse of speaking in ye old time upon thy

I’m so stupid lemme quite that

[woven tulip]

30g is more than enough @stray violet

[stray violet]

(real)

[woven tulip]

I’ll sell some skins and up it up to 50g

[stray violet]

I think gear is like 47

[woven tulip]

You’re quite lucky to even get that offer

[woven tulip]

50g for the sticker bomb

One time request

I would take it up if I were you

[stray violet]

Stickerbomb is like 250

[woven tulip]

See society and big tech has brain washed you into thinking that

Listen to the real ones (me) and trust me

The sticker bomb is worth 10g but I’m paying way overpay

[stray violet]

Then i can't give it away if you can't be the highest request

The sale won't go through

[woven tulip]

😭

[potent wave]

Anyone wanna 1v1

[woven tulip]

Snipers?

[potent wave]

Sure

[woven tulip]

ID

[potent wave]

66551511

[woven tulip]

Added

@potent wave

[cloud latch]

Yo what is Пон

[stray violet]

🦈

[rich crow]

Does someone have a clan i can join ?

Or a team ?

[silver rune]

Hey guys im looking for a clan

[stray violet]

#🛡│clans

[silver rune]

Thankssss

[rich crow]

is there any new promocode?

[sage badge]

No.

[rich crow]

Do you know when it will be?

[sage badge]

They announce codes on their social media

Telegram

[warped lichen]

Anyone come ranked with me

I need carrying

[stray violet]

[potent wave]

Rose what rank are you?

[warped lichen]

Gold 4

[potent wave]

Comp?

Sorry but you'd be carrying me

[warped lichen]

Why?

What rank are u?

[potent wave]

Gold 1 I'm good but I cant make it past gold 2

Win 1 match then I lose 3 matches

[warped lichen]

Ok I’ll just warm up

[woven tulip]

Time to play Allie’s

[sage badge]

📋

we do not care

🤓

[warped lichen]

1. I don’t troll
2. Ur salty about me bcuz we were in lobby of 2 and the other 3 kicked u not me but somehow it’s my fault

[sage badge]

@sharp mulch what rank are you