#π¬βenglish-chat
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mid
WOW
7/10

Also the uh
The m4 skin
Just seemed right
Minotaur
deserves uncommon
But ok
scylla looked weird in the trailer
it just looked like a default free Codm ak camo
π
Ha ha
well atleast we got something cheaper for a red themed inventory
i wanna build a red inv
but am brok
Me too
in building my weaponry
which is supposed to be red-themed
please respond soon
I am broke
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Nice
good messageπ
I wanna play warzone mobile already
same
When it coming out
Battery will be drained tho
true true
732g might not be supported for 60 probably only 50
wot
crime
Aperture
bro
Ohio introduced a death penalty way
so basically
there's a machine
2 arms one claw
2 arms on each side will hold u down
And
it'll hold u still
on the resting chair
the claw comes above your head
locks onto your jaw
and rips it slowly
Bro painless they said

πͺ
π
bro the claw punctures the neck
u still feel pain there
the hell does the reporter mean by painlessly
Maybe anesthesia
Also btw did you know
People still don't know how anesthesia works

hm yes, it makes us feel numb but we do not know how. Let us keep using it
someone wants to trade an account on standoff?
i just wanna one acc with any knife
please dm
sounds like ohio
Yes
We still literally don't know what it does to the brain

Max Payne
Best game
I rolled over whole levels
Slowmode dive was just hax
stickers on the treasure hunter ak is a crime
Anyone wanna sell me gloves for 80 gold lol
@static dome could i buy you for 0.80usd?
Sure but you gotta buy my food everyday
im not required to feed you
It comes with the contract
Aww
slave contract (real)
π¬ π
Finally
Someone with a brain
later
i need lunch
Not some neanderthal that says "bUrnINg fISts aNd lEgAaCY bEst comBO"
Someone literally called that combo "beautiful"

@void bronze how able to speak
idk
I'm snitching
5 days gone fast
@SisiQ
Probably the same glitch ember had
Where he was timeouted in like 3 different servers for a week
buh
Do you find the old memes/screenshots from almost a decade ago on platforms like Facebook and Instagram bit yellowish?
I think its weird because it resembles the old paper/photograph aging phenomenon but the reason might be totally different
π¦
My theory is that the old phones, those users might have the warm color mode on and as they screenshot the color is preserved
they oxidized


It's so much of an indication of 'old or og' now that if you put yellow tint on a new meme it may appear as old meme
Maybe it's just a psychological thing
Amongus twerking GIF would be an ancient relic in the future
Aztec meme
Nft

every so2 normie: expensive = good
not all expensive stuff are good
Great example: treasure hunter
yes
Me who's trying to buy the most expensive knife in the game: 
@stray violet not worth it

oof
Oh right i opened yt to see them in game
@thick yoke comp?
not rn
Still gonna buy them
apex time
I just be waiting for the day the fable cases go on sale
5mins of stardew it is
Someone hid the spaghetti
not the spag
oke im done
is the ping fixed yet
i think so
π.
ight
@FadingLight#8477
@void bronze
fading
is there a spray
that looks similar to a body/head
i wanna abuse the hell out of it
there's a trick i saw where people kept falling for sprays that were dark enough to look like an enemy
I don't think there is
apex or so2
i like how delta's mom just arguing in the background
while were plaaying
Asian moms are loud for no reason
yeah
they were talking about the cat getting out lmao
lmao
even though the door was locked
magic cat
last game then ill eat
oke
Helo
ok
what game you talking bro
so2
oliver?
yea
ox
Those sprays are like big though
idk
no
No
Please stop talking
spray it enough to the left but
Immediately
the right part of it is showing
pengu
Ok
Shut uppppp
I am?

oh my god I am
i am sorry
My condolences
i just have this feeling of needing to explain alot of my ideas
π
and the need to share it
Communication skill issue

Hi
π
No
sorry my phone charg
play what
ing
Charging
yeah
i can't find a comp match now
ur rank ?
who that
por guy
I met a masochist 
gl
Diamond ingots
Lmao
Au
Hilarious ππ
exactly
yeah same , but I am waiting for Amazon sale which is 10 days to go , so I buy new phone , then comp lol
sorry xD
Ahhh , sure but battery low too , what server u play in btw ?
If I meet u with full battery , then we'll play , bye
@thick yoke wdym in screenshot
Its happening lol
it's like actual cod returning
Every game i join happen this
after 2 failures
Yes
@thick yoke
people are actually having fun lmao
Check dm maybe
Feels like clasic cods
I really enjoy hear those ppl getting mad ngl
Omg ho say yang from squid game
squidgame β β
and people think why we still think girls sucks at games or cheater/baiters
they have representation issues
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my nose itch so muhc omfg
Wow what a surprise i calibrated pheonix for the 4th time
same
i got the gold to spare but i'm too lazy
π¬ π


Yo mama lama
let me do it for you
Two pigs
They came over to beat someone
πͺ π¦ π¦
And then disrespect their mother through mama llama words
Bruh i gotta start doing additional lessons out of school in Monday
Nice cow
I will go to school in the normal time and then three hours of additional lessons in a studying center
Every day
Ain't no way
You can either go to work or do that so
Even weekends
They could have made the hours less
Its too much
I think
:sauropod_mamallama:
Yo grandpa madbrah
Maybe make study friends so it's easier and more fun
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π€¬ π€
I will try
Do not call me " π€ "
real?
- π€
True
@brittle knoll
Omg you add me
π π
Toe reveal??
I am so emotional I finally have you friend
nooby goofery noober
π€que pro
You racistttt
@glad saffron i thought u were banned bruh
π€¨ π‘
Im not racist :'(
π
creepy
nah im bnroke
who
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she?
Raising eyebrow ability
buh
Lelelel
Idk sis maybe God's crip
Why is your pig cow?
π€¨
. βΈοΈ βΈοΈ
Because you kick soccer ball?
Question with no answer to find until end of time, very difficult of solving
Sorry my muscles had something to say very strongly π€¨ πͺ
π€¨ vineboom
Give me 5$ apple gift card plzz im need buy gold π
@proper gyro lmao someone found my doppelganger
he has the same voice as me
same sheesh
same laugh
kipperminecraft
on tiktok
If you need something don't ping every single mod
ok
you message @silk moth about it, someone will respond soon.
You can't DM other users if your DMs are closed, open them before sending a message.
Ok
@rich crow rare hel L

Does anyone know any good meme servers
No

hi
like teammate purposefully dying to the enemy
the opposing team having 1 member while the other disconnects in and out
1v2 for more ranking
Well if u report them nothing will happen
nah man people have been banned for boosting
Greetings
Q
True
They'll probs just say get better at 1v2 or something ngl
Atleast your teammate wasn't distracting you or is blatantly letting the enemies know where you are
my teammate was literally giving away my position and suici into specific grenade spots
the player can be punished if you have evidence showing this
Id give their location if they're really messing around. Like once my teammate was at T spawn hiding next to the stairs till the match is done. All he's missing is a Bed and Pillow to sleep there @inner yoke 
xD
i have some video recording, but it's probably not enough
anyone know how to get shop codes
ye
It's like a giveaway code by standoff 2 staffs i think.
Ye
someone didn't read #πβfaq and #πβserver-rules
They announced it that on tiktok they do weekly giveaways codes
dehydrationnnnnn
thank u
anyways
I keep getting timeout aaaaa
you suck
Trua
Drifting in S15 rn
crazy
saliva
@void bronze apex?
going back
wassup everyone
oh
where did this vietnamese come from@proper gyro
from Joe mama
can i post gifs
nah
No
ok thanks Do you know when there will be a new one?
@fresh mauve I have a question did you create Standoff 2? Is it just a game fanpage?
very low shaders
very high res
high fps (as much as possible)
high texture details
very low model and effect details
no anisotropic filtering and anti aliasing
disable depiction of killed characters
no rank for now
depends
pig boopy
high is better for most players
but you gotta practice to get used to it
try 2.25 or higher
between 2.00 and 3.00
scope sensi you say?
some people prefer it to be the same as the other one
but i have different for both
it depends on you
currently i have
normal-2.60 and scope-2.20
acceleration-0.20
you just have to be good with your fingers π
a dot
or +
unironcally
yeah
just get good
Hi
π
sensitivity is just a adjustment mechanism
wtf is wrong with this game man
if you think you swipe too fast
you lower the sensitivity
and vice versa
depends on how you actually swipe
copying one's sensitivity is not a one way ticket to get good
it just makes a foundation
ya
you have to figure it out yourself
yeah great now i got killed through wall
Sens is different on any device
my sens is about 3
Played max sens on phone
2.3 on tablet
Does someone know what range swnsitivity is?
scoped sensi maybe
Should u have the same sens on both?
why tf everyone asking about that
(Everyone)
not everyone but why people asking about it all of a sudden
Πfs be listening to bladee but never b gettin ladee
acceleration?
idk do they?
π
people who wear skinny jeans should be skinned
tf is jeans
if amongus is amongus then what is amongyou?
Yes?
Just spray on a wall with m16 or akr12 first with the scope
And then without
See the difference
New patch also increased recoil on these weapons when you not using scope
btw bladee released a new song (crazy) (mind blowing) (life changing)
Thats why m4a1 is new meta
i dont b getting ladee
time for spoty
π
Ranked?
28 what? Years? 28 september? 28 chicken wings?
how tf steps got autocorrected to mom's
last exam on 28 that why
Exactlno
nope i ain't touching it
that was a big mistake for me
opening anything is a mistake for me
i just get blasted with 'couple' 'relationship' vids
hellooo
the best fragmovie music is fart sfx reverb 10 hours
what's the car in your pfp?
Honda nsx
Anyone wanna play?
not me
not now sorry
tnx
Also I have a k24a03 aswell
noway π
no dont
Huehuehehehe

π

squidgme
I mean
Ure not wrong
No thanks, Im good
Okay.
lmfao
Sup
Sup
breaks rule 1
Pros
"ur gold"
I agree

He is better tho (he has better rank so he needs to bring it up to feel better)
this man must be a aspiring lawyer
bet he can solve court cases very easily
like the maps and stuff
Can you do a csgo hightlights with like uhh some goofy ahh music
I mean I can make a frag movie
i was gonna ask if you could run the green and b&w maps
when i cant find the diff between highlights and fragmovie
honestly they both suck
Fr
one just looks better than the other
fragmovies is a flex of editing skill
not gameplay skill
highlights is a flex of that one game you did good out of 1000
mfw most of fragmovies is velocity edits
Yeah
speed be likeπ π π π
I really wanna see someone make a fragmovie of them dying
Brazill
Hi guys I'm new
Sou do brazil
Despacito
Minha pk
Desperado
algum br?
Eu mn
algum brrrr
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I remember randomly getting into a spanish Prison Life server
I said "sorry I don't speak despacito" then they replied "sorry I don't speak McDonald's"
ππ
π
π
Does anyone have some skins that are 0 value
I wanna scam my friend
For his butterfly knife
Cuz he's colorblind
@wise jay his discord?
Bro he doesn't have discord
You wanted to steal his girl π
i doubt he is dumb enough to fall for that
No thanks
bro 6th graders wack these days
π₯²
Grey is red
kids even
Red sps's are so rare
even if hes colorblind
Maybe he isn't
He doesn't know hes colorblind
Bc his mom told me
Also I'm gonna pay him back 20 pounds
he can literally just check how much the skin costs
cant you just buy a knife with 20pounds lmao
He downloaded standoff 2 cause he thought it was for 6+
Look at this

bro this dood is killing my faith in the next generation alone
below 13
Ur mom
most 6th graders are below 13
Who wanna see something rude
Something rude is your face
yeah i became 13 in 7th
F word x9
No toxic men(((
bruh
Nah
adren not on
I'm not a man I'm ur mom's man

average londoner
go fight someone from birmingham or smth
π
You trying to not make a "ur mom" joke challenge (hard)
(gone wrong)
(Real)
In my 3 years of playing standoff I haven't got one yet
Literally
Sir, thats illegal and you might've known that already
0.03 trade π
i doubt he knows
π
in my 5years i have now 3, and can buy 10more
10more scorpion veilπΏ π
mfw inv only valued at 13k
Sa
what server
Woah, who knows we can get banned by absolutely doing nothing! (real)
Anyone down to play?
Not cracked at the game but I have positive k/d
Silver IV I only have like 64hrs on the game
I just got it not to long ago
Added
I'm doing both tbh
Already done with week one and two
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I just had the fattest and watery diarrhea ever

Cool
anyone wanna play allies?
27 more eps and then Iβve finished Naruto
Hi
We cant purchase tiers on battle pass right? 
Or what it's called, golden pass? U know what i mean
One peace βοΈ
How?
We can, Only if you bought the gold pass of course
Bro what is this nonsense
I get timeout for saying shut
And he can just describe his diarrhoea

Im planning on buying golden pass, thats why im asking before i do it. So yeah thank you for answering @sick cave
Np
@jolly fox my guy, you about to break the world record of the most highest timeout ever received
Not yet 
Yet
Yeet
Idk man itβs a BP arcane
Not worth it
They fetch a pretty penny
I'll be satisfied once I got the akr scylla π
The epic awp will also have a little bit of worth
Oh yes, I almost forgot about that one
That's also one of things that I wanted from the pass
Hello ma g's
@vale sparrow sup
Nothing much
Hi (yo)
Watching memes
Real
What about u guys?
Bubber
Just took a shower now Iβm gonna hop on so2
Chillin'
Nc
I donβt wanna but I got a daily mission I gotta do
I'll have daily missions in 4h
I did em in 20m
I have to do 3 from the weeklys that I didn't do
Guys
If @sharp mulch tries to be your friend
Donβt
He is 2 faced
If things donβt go his way heβll just disregard u
Bruh
Sucs
I see him as a trouble maker lol like on #πΈβphotos
Anyway itβs his problem he always gets kicked cuz heβs bad asf and heβll never get popular or anything with this attitude
Imagine friending randoms

Where can I report cheaters?
I like to be friends with people
Itβs nice
Tried to find friends on so2 but full of russians, also some of them are begging for gold. Like how am i gonna give them golds? Makes no sense lol
Only eu server that im able to play in. The rest high ping whete English people playing 
_<
Where can I report cheaters??
why not
Reason: Posted a link
same thing can be asked for Awp/Akr th
why does it exist and why does it cost more than my life savings
no i get it
but
why does it look
meh
I got akr th when it was cheap
a 1k gun for close range
is only made to get
a better gun off the enemy
in eco rounds
How do u expect a 1k weapon to be good
UMP = mac10
Anyway just buy the mp5
Nah season 1 UMP = AKR
How cheap? I purchased mine for 460G
Pfft do u even have to say this
I thought it was universal the ump was better but ig not
it changed
as it was in s2/s3
868g
yeah but does it perform
perform
Yes, It wasn't supposed to be good, But Mac 10 and Deagle? Deagle is way better
hehe not bad
Deagle was alway good


