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Hardstuck gold 4 ;-;
🤮
nice
Balls
📋
Lemme live there
since when can u add emojis to favorites
@glad saffron your my top G
Nooo

good wbu
Having boring class during online college, hbu?
Going to have lunch
"Etiology of small animals"
Bon appetit
Thank
Middle school YouTube videos with interesting facts about animals but you pay to study it

online videos are so much easier than actual school to me
because i can just rewind the video
🐔

literally learned how to convert decimals to binary in under 5 minutes with a video instead of hours trying to think how it works in class because i couldnt pay attention
@sick cave lucky ahh
calate
I'll consider myself lucky if I got another arcane @vale sparrow
they just want your gold
i’ll consider you a youtuber with increased droprate

(i already do)
noob
i got my droprate decreased to very low levels
Idk man look at my luck
😭
i just signed up for Aftermath, and i can start in 2 years

W's
im prepared to throw up 47 times a week
0-0
who dis
omg
Sometimes yes
But I hate math
I stopped understanding it after goofy ahh Greek and Latin letters were added

Newbie question: After erasing sticker, its gone?
Yes
oh
eh it should be removing the sticker instead of erasing
🗿
😭 what
Both words meant for it to be gone
Or im slow
yo I'll ask u one thing
You meant scratching the sticker's part so it looks worn out?
when u remove a sticker off a really solid thing
the stick stays on the object right
Offer her contract in nba
mommy
She doing da wrong classes
BRO 😭
im 170
wnba*
it's the girl in the "will dominate you" meme
WNBA mainly 180
uooooh
she’s not goth
yeah
190 is something about beefing with lebron james and shii
😭
Atlanta hawks better sign her up
makes it no longer reusable cause there's parts that don't stick well
if u do stick it again the object will look bad cause dirt and excess paper will be on the object
i reapply glue irl
bro what
lul
well the easiest explanation is:
I sniff glue from the plastic bag
Eat glue catch yo self trippin
people can just buy 4 stickers and keep reusing them
which will make them basically not that expensive
tastes good ngl
yeah
I tried permanent glue
what
Sucks
how did it taste
glue
ok
sour
the smell of ants?
bro the really small ants
@thick yoke I successfully created the base for my gmod clone
black brown or the yellow ones
i find it delicious tho
sue time
Black
big or small
eat a wasp
Bro whatt
ne
Big
knee grow
yeah
yes!
btw everything is in ukrainian now and it’s concerning
Why tf
bro our VP really said school needs to make every 18 yr old serve in the AFP (military)
i forgot that i live in poland for a sec
Have u not seen
I'm just gonna tell them that I'm legally blind
I'll send u the sc
It's a rule
poland
if you have bad eyesight you can't serve military
poland is in ukraine?
ukrainian mb
like how bad
Bad to the point you need glasses
rotc can mind condition alot of Filipinos
"When we say education, it's not always about a college degree, training skills are supposed to be included because not alot of jobs require a college degree anyway."
-sara
man
every job is asking for a college graduate
except for the president of the Philippines
literally
like wtf was the point of senior highschool
bro u live in the Philippines
if you can't even make companies SHS graduates
no point of education
u give someone something good
they want something better
u give them something better
they want more
nays job vro @hot hornet
whag
You don't know what nextbots are? 💀
no
it's those .png memes that follow you around and kill you
OH
oh
🗿
nexbots or nextbots
well i know that
Yeah 😭
it's not scary-scary, it gives off that same old "Baldi's Basics" type of scary
Is the fact that
people think:
"why would a goofy ahh png scare me"
and lower their expectations
which leads them to getting scared
YES
it looks kinda goofy now
augh
mfw the basics of entrepreneurship class rn
boo ga tee
Gm
Why the youtube darkmode got even darker bruh
Dark
mine didn’t
Mfw I wanna stop drinking, but the owner of liquor store has a family to feed 💔
sure
@glad saffron idk so2 and lost light makes my eyes hurt rn

The bronze Jade
good
Fr, thats why I came back to Tco
And now grinding for a dodge hellcat
at the bus stop
Mfw when a child is crossing over the road ( I am God’s drunkest driver)
I ❤️ russel Westbrook’s bricks
westbrick
And his brick too
I wonder what KAT’s opinions on homosexual men are
What does Mfw mean?
my face when
Ayo ima test which drugs I can say
Wheres the face then?
For science
Isd
Cocaine
codeine
lean
Chocolate
bееr
😧😧
Vape
😧
BUT when I say it
reer
Katnip
Whats wrong with beеr
i have the b word pass
Bihhh
nice carti
You playlists on spotify give me fortnite montage gen-z depressed lean vibes
the guy from drake?
Who is drake?
They should add island boys to fortnite
This may go over some heads
ireland boy
Scotland boy
bampot
thanks
this game matchmaking is either russians who dont know how to shoot or godlike chinese players with anime avatars
fr
Hello
hi
South Asia btw
It's only the Chinese for me
bbb
ccc
ddd
eee
fff
jjj
what did you say
so2 is unplayable on my phone hell nah
be er
alcohol
fps is 60 stable but screen☠️
can't aim smoothly
it's just travels through the existence to another dimension
go revive chat
Yea can tell
B eer
Dee r
I’ve murdered the chat and will soon be sentenced to death for aggravated murder, tamper of evidence, kidnapping and battery.
Ok
Eating
Nc
Nc
NC coc
I love coc (clash of clans)
My balls being incinerated upon me dipping them into my mantis shrimp’s tank (he suddenly became a professional boxer)
🔥

Hmm
I like 👍
Reason: Duplicated text
Ill get a name like yours
Go on
Nc
Nice name
Me making content and have 148 subs
Ima make a vid once I inbox 50 boxes
Sed

Ill make one after the pass
Ty bae ❤️
Wait watch guys
B ru hhh
👍
Better
e
I feel how the amount of male gametes setup is slowly dissolving in my organism
If your aim is weed, your shots must be meth
Yknow you’re getting old when playing games feels like a task and not a hobby
I mean that's kinda true
I drug em and they die
Xd
Ded
I wanna just take a nap while listening to YouTube
One tap with glock22
But I have to do the daily missions when they drop
Ez
you know you're getting old when it's your birthday
Fr
💔
I have 7 simps now
Yknow you’re getting old when you graduate from college

Nooo
You know you’re getting old when you’re driving to work
You know you’re getting old when youre 54 years old
Aaaaa
you know you're getting old when your parents kick you out the house
trynna play defuse
let's see how much of noobrr I am
yes
Nice experience
Squat in houses, don’t pay taxes, steal groceries from mothers.
I love nft (nonfunctional testicles)
you like men genitals
If men can walk around without a shirt women should too !!!
true

Except f*t people
If women can walk around in bikinis, men should too!1!1!1

I would not want to see that
Cheerio to you tho
To each their own
👍
Jolly day innit
It's raining cats and dogs
Nab
If men can walk around in only underwear and nothing else women should too
Shaquille O'Neal's pregnancy test
it existed but some men just went meh, I'll go violate this woman
If that happened to me I would honestly have to do something about it
They ruined the game bro

lmao
I am like 3 wins from phoenix in allies
Ye I would break into that player's house and commit act of domestic violence upon minors
What
If I do I’ll mail a pipe bomb to the closest residence to you
Ebic prank
I live in a forest
The only one you pranking is some rando in a city

Ted Kaczynski
There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox
That’s the point (I am a domestic terrorist I wanna mail pipe bombs but I wanna have a reason to as well)
Bottom text
Bottomer text
I miss antix 💔
plenty of women walk without rights than a shirt
The urge to search up how to make one and then end up on a watch list
Need Tor Browser
Aw hell nah why'd you have to go say that
We going wild my L word
We googling it
💯💯
Call the fire department, we just nuked the building
i don't even know
I have proper instructions to make thermo weapons

And meth.
Box ( eee ooo)
Ee oo
The bad word
Where
L man’s for not ********* knowing roddy
He's L for not being famous enough that I haven't heard of him
You probably listen to Beatles or something
I don't
You aren't famous unless the gross underprivileged fraction of society way below the poverty line with no way to know has heard of you
yh
Exactly! Rat knows his stuff
what
Nothing
no
🧌
what in the
troll
yeah
why can’t i click on it
on pc
i can see it but cannot click
Hello everyone i have a question. Can i change my standoff 2 google account?
I am not sure if my current SO2 google account is hacked so i just want to know if i could change my email without losing my account.
No
i dont think you can
just change the password
😬
YO
That won't work.
Got payment
damn
Isn't there really any way to do this?
Finna waste them real quick
Can't i contact the support team?
just change your password bruh
@silk moth
I CAN'T.
Bro you slow
what
Da guy lost his acc 💯
:/
Idk probably some drunk drivin

i mean
Wym "probably " how would you lose personal account without having clue of what happendd
you cant change the email because
💀
How do you think accounts get hacked wdym "wdym".
Account's dont get hacked without you sharing data to third party people
What do you mean by scamming???
yeah
They may have stolen my cookies from this site.
🐀
😭
Yeah i know sad.
Cookies meant to save the search history to build advertisements based on your recent search history
😭
who even wants your cookies
Those cookies bland and raw maybe
How hard is it to understand this.

@bright cargo
As I said if you dont share data to third party people its impossible to get your account hacked
Finally
gets hacked
yes, but there actual like personal data cookies too
some they always have them on
I mean if he didnt leave passwords its impossible
and have to turn off manually
( I scammed half of my school for pubgm accounts that way)
he does a lil trolling
heya everyone
💀
there are literally ads on youtube of it
What
i think box wants something
Nope
🐡
Not horni rn
can agree
why is it so popular
🦕
@void bronze someone was literally selling cheats on apexm global chat
buh
they broke 🐀
apexm global chat wildin
they just wanna get some bitc-- man
Just a lil silly
I have 700hrs in tf2
Standoff 2 but stock weapons only
me too man
Also imagine if they added a literal frying pan to the game
No
And the only skin is a egg placed on the pan
Hey, I'm getting stuck on "loading player profile" . Anyone know how to fix? My internet connection is fine btw
gonna be stonks
try restarting the phone maybe?
Okay, will try
Ga
it usually suck for 20-30 seconds for me
y
me
true
Been having a connection problem with loading profiles, loading into the game and loading the marketplace. Not sure if it’s my connection or the server.
I'm downloading CSGO rn
🦕
Have fun with all the cheaters!
You need to buy prime to play ranked fyi
Prime status not Amazon prime
csgo
You’re running it on steam right
yes
Idk it could be something to do with your pc not being optimized with the game
Check specs and make sure it’s compatible
Wow it worked! Thank you so much
well then it's the ram for sure
teknikal indion saport sarrrrr
2gb 💀
Haha
nawww
lol
no way you only got 2gb
yes i do
gonna upgrade it on oct
nice
12 year old pc
damn
just got a new motherboard cuz the older one was burnt
it still has to go through alotta upgrades
for now just a ram and win 10 64 bit installation
Balls
What is custom match
a custom match
How to make it
dude wtf is wrong with the game
just press on custom lobby below create lobby
i am literally getting a ton load of frame jumps
Nope not private match ,custom match
Someone I 1v1ed I damaged him 300hp he wasn't getting killed and was jumping high
You can customise Settings in custom match
You enter "custom lobby"
You should be able to see 3 lines or something to customise your game
Ok
man the next rewards are so far
My money dont jiggle jiggle it folds
Hate when people come in here and ask for promo codes
Anyone wanna sell me gloves real cheep like for 30.0
I can for 3
yeah
I can’t do 3000 I just bought a knife I’m all out of gold
you can't buy 3k gloves for 30 either if you dont have the gold
Well I didn’t buy the k ice I got a case
what
Then should I sell my knife and get a cheaper knife
what knife
no
ah yes business
I have the gold looking butterfly
yeah sell it
BUH
legacy
lmfao why would anyone wanna do that
ohno pengudak is here
I seen somone but the gold butterfly for 30.0
Cause they have the gold to bid the highest
If so I’ll trade my knife and my dragon Al for knife and gloves
dragon ai?
ak
oh
Ak sorry
Screw Z, all my homies wear ✙
the dragon ak
the new one?
The ak bro
lmfao
scylla?
from the scorpion lmfao
i thought he meant that lmfaoo
Ak dragon
the black and yellow one?
from the scorpion collection
Dm me and I’ll send you pic of my invo
yeah
ooh
Isn't Scylla a cerberus
is it?
idk
let me check
momentus
haven't played this game for like a week
I’m new to the game
and the first thing you do is buy a knife?
or break*
automod
nice
dolor
you got anything else other than the knife?
dolors
wait how many $
how much in rupiah
Sorry I type fast it was dollor
he type fast
dollor yes
dollah
$34 right?
i believe that's w/tax
yeah zani was right
@void bronze should i workout and tone my body?
almost 700k
not gym
hell yeah
cause mine is 500k in total for 3k gold
Ya I got the 3000 gold and bought all cases
just general excercise cuz im broke
no moni for jim membership
I like how y'all are just bullying his spelling 
im tired of being looked down on
nah its funny
lmao
doloer
💀
If you consistent with it
Ya I don’t care about my spelling I type fast and you know iOS auto
my thighs thicc af
I'm just wheezing while reading
Proof or not real
You don’t care about your legs you should

he skipped leg days
Doesn't need to be that long as long as it's consistent
too lazy to jog tbh
i climd like
probably just im in the city
Just walk, when i got 7 days off to study for exam i always take a walk in the morning for like 20 minutes
My legs are a lot more flexible now, not cramped loke before
my knee still hurt
i used to run and bike alot
when i was in province
cuz cars really dont exist there
Mine is 9 floors cuz the elevators are always full
His аss was in province
real
No wau
for real
yeah
my legs were actually toned once
Painge
my legs hurt when I am not moving.
Specially when you're 10mins late
or soccer
i used to jog for like an hour no problem
whatever you call it
I do like at least 7km daily.
why can't they just add slides for a 3+ story building
now i die doing a 8min commute lmao
true.
same
have to climb 6 pairs of stairs to get to my class.
well i can do like 10reps in the wide position
Adren.
Bruh
Average Vietnamese
I can do both at least
i cant do sit ups alone
Atleast ya'll get exercise, the pandemic made me lazy
i mean i can do situp with help, but if it's with myself i can't even get like 5
dammn
i need my legs anchored
you need someone?
yeah
i can probably do max 10 reps for that one too
10 reps of ?
Pullups
i should probably mention i do the lifting in my house
idk gallon of water is not that heavy to some
sit-ups
I can do upto 90 reps of sit ups
for my foot
idk how to anchor my legs
feet
yeah
Bro what, you work a mineral water distribution or something
Same
i pick up our water
you guys dont boil water?
from like first flr to 2nd
he supplies wator to Africa
cant do that in apartment
oh
still taste like limestone
Our water are heavily polluted

Philippines coffee dispenser
we got a handpump and a motor attached to it
buh
💀
well that makes a water pump
i wonder which emoji is better
basically a weaker sit up
🏴☠️
ay ay cpt
imma weigh my self
🗿
lift yourself 🗿
max
55 what?
kg
tf
yeah
56kg
about 5 years ago
imma measure my height again
oh
height not length
wrong measurement

sorry i dont use american
sheesh
? (?)
yes
i dont like jeans
damn
short. 
i might reach 180cm
@mint ridge did you delete my message.
I did, problem?
Yes


