#💬│english-chat
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yeah
why so serious?
Hmm?
I thought we were chilling. I didn't think our conversation was serious.
it wasnt so serious tho.
I had a training room thought, so I opened Discord to talk about it. Then we just kept talking.
that's how it usually goes.
i totally did not miss there.
it was a typo. trust me.
this message sounds very serious 
I guess it does.
It's fine. I'm not being serious. I'm just vibing.
Hello? Is general still alive?
I just watched the ending of a life. 😭
Come back to me, general public!
We need some moisturizer to cure its chronic dryness.
what
you sound 40
🧐
me neither
damn
Damn.
I'm actually 60, but I'm glad to know that I sound so young
me
Oh, I didn't know what you meant until you said grandchild.
Hey. What matters, in your opinion?
Alright. I guess I'll just exit Discord and get back to training. 🗿
this english teacher has no chill bro
Bruhh.
No. In Japanese.
[swears]
she criticizing like she's losing an argument

Murk her parents.
why do all english teachers have to be a woman
idfk
it'd be life changing if the English teachers were Male
fr
i be rocking with them or something
Well, not many guys want to be teachers, but but if they do, it's usually as college professors.
im in college now
and more than half of my professors are women
even the pe teacher
pe teachers mostly male
Kinda sus, ngl. I milk the women cuz they're so good at not being capable of making me do school work.
milk as a verb?
Like, I get away with things I shouldn't be able to get away with.
damn
i wish that's my school
It's never the school, it's the person. I'm that guy, pal. Trust me.
Teachers here like knows every detail of each students, if they catch you not doing your homework you'd be done for
I've been to a few different schools. One of them had been quite Ill mannered to guys. So I had been expelled and held back a year because of them.
i totally understand what you said
I think the words I want to say would get me muted.
Howdy strangers
Hello.
You moved from that school because of those guys?
Im in class rn
Yep. But I've been to quite a few schools because of constant moving.
why are you moving often
That one just happened to be gender motivated, and had gotten me held back.
gender equality ngl
q
I could've lied and told the school I was going to next that I hadn't been, but I fumbled. Everything is easier when you lie. 😮💨
Last time i lied my whole week is ruined
what
it's just cause of a hat
i forgot to bring it to school, so they had to make me wait outside for hours cause of the strict dresscode
Did you. No, you couldn't have. 😧
I hate all days, because I'm unbiased.
physics is red
math is blue
You have to wear a hat?
I'm in So2 and Discord at the same time. This shihh draining my battery.
I didn't notice, until just a moment ago.
for monday, idk what it's called in english, but basically at sometimes on monday we have this like ceremony in the morning and it is required to have the full attributes
ooh
Oh ok
like you stand under the flag??
yea
That's disgusting. Who in their right minds created that school.
What country?
we just need a red scarf
it's painful, especially when you're looking east
Where the god damn sun comes out in the morning
south east asia in general
Ohh
Was just doing that and running Netflix
We usually have assemblies, but I don't participate in those. They want me to, but I'm not having it, tbh.
Netflix is a menace when ran simultaneously, but alone it's pretty decent on battery life.
Yeah I just keep it charging
not good for battery health
True but it’s ok
You're right, but my phone lasts for 10hrs, usually. And I never leave my devices off.
i remember i used to put my phone in the freezer so i can play again in 60fps
yeah i don't really do that anymore
Agreed.
the pregnant battery
yeah
the baby comes out
More like the baby forced its way out.
Ever sell that m4 necro?

I think I had one of those. I'm not sure.
finished cops bp
cool
Still have some in the market
anyway i gotta go home
What time is it over there?
3pm
Damn, you're in EU or Asia?
asia
You NA?
Fawk. Might be weird, but I've always wanted to experience the jetlag from going overseas.
Yuh.
They say it's annoying, but I still want to see for myself.
It’s not fun but have fun with that
Probably never will. If I did, It'd mostlikely be a permanent move.
literally brain damaging yourself for few days
and brain damaging your brain forever if done more than once
at least i heard so
Is it like a messed up sleep schedule? I do find that a bit annoying, because I don't sleep for that long.
no
it’s like
you want to sleep but you cant and you’re confused in general
and why is it bright outside at night type stuff
idk how to explain it’s just not pleasant
but i guess it’s comparable to a very severe insomnia
Oh, that's more like my style. I'm pretty used to that. So I guess it won't really be that much different from my everyday experience.
personally the travel alone is very
tiring
as well as the new place
That's interesting. I feel like I thrive in new environments, until I get bored of them and practically close my eyes to not see them anymore.
I see what you mean.
I usually just stay home and work out when I'm bored.
If there's a new update on games, I'll play those until is over.
I'm not that active, tbh.
my life is
when i have school
i go to school
go home
and that’s all
when there’s no school i just don’t go outside
i don’t even throw the trash out until i get yelled at
hmm
nc
zamn
i do it when there is
and my mom is like
where did it go??
if i threw the trash out without her asking she’d ask me what do i want from her
Mother wishes for you to stop acting like a susi baka.
Го паты голд 4
Lmao. Had to get em with the Uunga Buunga.
ofc
Yes.
sup butter
Haha.
Nm, how bout you?
Oi, is that So2 Butter? 👀
when are going to play comp?
No.
I just finished comp like 2 hours ago.
oh nc
I expected more from you. Sad. 😮💨
Nice.
i have a content idea
Fr, though. You comp with others, or do you go solo?
Solo most of the time.
Menace.
Yes I am.
What is it?
I tried so many times, but my rank gets shot, after getting kicked so often.
Well, I'm gonna do another cs weapon comparison since they added the spap and mac 10
free views
xd
milking views off kids moment
Yes 
Fr
XD
I usually have to 1v4 after my teammates let themselves get wiped. Then they kick me when I don't clutch once.
just die with them
but the thing is we kick the 2 guys or get a game with 5 and they leave
simple
and its like good ppl vs gold or higher
Ahh, fawk.
i have
heartburn
I need to learn the meta.
Welp, that's more to do.
I probably subconsciously already know, but putting in stone is what needs to happen.
Someone comp with me, I'm bored. (Not rn, though cuz I'm about to get off anyways, but we can do this tomorrow, cuz then I'll be motivated enough to clutch. Plz).🥺
Lmao.
nvm it’s just the emoji
I'm reminding people of everyone, because of my split personality.
pleading face
iH
No aim?
Wdym no aim?
Sup, bro.
skill issue?
:v
No game with the maidens. Therefore, you are maidenless.
That's kinda... Yucky. 😬
fr
2032?
I don't even think I'll be alive by then...
Oh, I'm quite literally dumb.
That's pretty good.
kinda L ngl
It's the best knife in the game, so any cheap option is insane.
I like the Karambit, but it's quite expensive.
Oh, wait really?
If it's cheaper than my black and red Jkommando knife, then I'll get it.
I was going to get the ancient, but this one looked cleaner.
Battlepass?
I also like the USP animation, but I've only ever gotten it twice.
I think I have Luxury. Let me see if that's correct.
Oh, I have Reaper.
It looks pretty good, but it almost looks like the object handle is gone because of how dark it is.
Kinda trippy.
Only in dark areas, though. Inspecting it in collection looks normal.
Balls
True
MEAT!
The meat eating is crazy
No
eligma
Say my name
Stop copying me
hmm
nice
which phone?
nc
@silk kraken, Nuclear wants to get unbanned
I do not care
Hello guys
Does anyone know if there is a ban for KD bug?
@mint ridge
@silk kraken
KD bug?
like when you have negative kd and u turn off a game
regular account ban, no. competitive ban, most likely yes (if you abandon a competitive/allies match)
no i mean like when u finish game and end up having bad kd so u Turn off game so kd doesn’t count to your stats
is there ban for that?
@silk kraken sorry for the tag
@silk kraken hello axerman))
hello gotter
how are you ax
if you do it in competitive or allies, yes
I'm always okay, how about you?

Hello nobs
Hi pero
@AXMN#3917
Hello
@mint ridge can i talk to u in private for a second?
i can not text u
Balls
nice move
I took your balls
try now.
groovin
turnament
Rip
Ok (theyre still here with me)
Bro, What's gonna happen to Zani? 😭
what
if i ever wanted to stop playing i be doing whatever it cost to get banned
you could just ask me.
Should i buy the battlepass after i finish it?
depend on u
he doesn't disconnect after the match has already started, I think
but i personally think u should but it after u finished
😭
Same
BRO
Same
if im hosting a tournament and i wanna ban emulator players
how do i know a dude is an emulator player
ask him bruh
what if the dude is lying
if they won't comply then ban the team on the spot
He can lie
if they aren't emulators they'd comply immediately as they got nothing to lose
send me proof you log in so2 using a cam recordig thats all
he fake that by using his phone but alr
Can't it be faked

cuz im giving 1k gold as a prize
How many weeks does the pass have ?
44 days
you are literally showing the device it self and the game from a camera
not a screen recording
Still can be faked
tbh just be strict af

But how many weeks ?
just do the math im tryna ban a possible emulator player here
ah yes imma make a 5head plan to fake my legitimacy for 20bucks thats not even 20bucks
from my tourney
Its ilegal to emulate ?
Moni is moni

theyre cheaters but its not banned in the game
but its not
i dont want em to be in my tournament
How soo u cam cheat in emulator ??
this is literally just a common sense to do
pc players are way better than mobile players
No lmao
i mean if the person plays pc games alot
@jolly fox live stream their gameplay then
You are super wrong
Ah yes. Why not just join an esport team then
could always ask to share screen
Cuz emulator run game with 1 fps
not that stream idiot
goofy aaa
i get 144 fps on codm and apex
idk bout s01
so2
if you don't trust someone just ban em
yea alr
I know. The opportunity could not be passed up
Play normal apex
or not accept them
fun
I gave up on the game
u talk like ur a high ranker
Codm never worked very well in my pc either
ill just not accept them
yea then im sticking to saying that pc players can 1 tap mobile players ez
u gotta have specs for that
i meant this
which he is not a high ranker
🐓
are u a high ranker??
🐧
Better than phone, worse than tablet
Generally speaking
Nice
Which one did you get?
chest?
I think he meant case or box
Guys karambit year of the tiger or butterfly starfall
karambit dragon glass
duh. but doesn't mean we can give you any.
Hey
Yeah got some bars in the closet
it was phoenix and i won a game of 50 and they took away my points.
I mean go down to gold 4
score of the match? and kd
Reason: Posted an invite
Aaaa
Spit it out
I am unleashed
Bbbbb
@rich crow
@paper wedge sup?
Are you in the server where the dude says 30 invites 1k gold
Which is fake
i need 3 more invites to start 1k golds giveaway
W dodo
Wait u sent me an inv too
i sent u
@rich crow intvite me
🦉
🐧
Invite me aswell, thx
is there a specific drop rate or max amount of opening cases for the butterfly knives on the fable box or is it just rng
2% chance arcane on gold cases while its like 0.2% on crates (non knife crate)
its super rare
rng all the way
This uhh a very dry chat

Yus
I think standoff should have the option to trade skins already
That would be a great update
And small extra updates like being able to wear different gloves on each hand
Might as well add shoes for hands
That is the most poor comparison
I think that the flashbang should damage the enemy by like 1 hp so we can see if he actually got flashed
Or if we missed horribly
Maybe just show that you flashed someone not damage them
Give me a towel

wired headphones
2 cheaters in a row
I'm looking for a clan
They dope, never run out of battery 
I remember that time
When i was gambling
The win rate was 97%
And i managed to lose 3 times
(i played 7 games 😭)
Hello
The voices tell they're here, they're in the walls
Bro
What
2018 medal >>>>>
Yes
I love the medals u have^^
But if I dont pass my pharmacology test tomorrow, its gonna be <<<<
Oh
My pharmacology teacher is a d head
Oh
Luckily this year (my last year of school) my teachers are nice and it’s relatively easy
It's my 2nd year of veterinary medicine college
Teachers a either good or worse than satan
17 and a half
Good

Soon I finally get to live alone away from parents
After renting a household for 1 semester
They constantly shout at me and insult me
Tho they provide you free food, gas, electricity and water which makes you take shower
Also healthcare in most of times
When you move out all these things up to you and only you
Bro, you trynna be anorexic or sum?
Rather stay fit
Than fat or skinny
Nah I gotta remember 20 slides of pharmacology presentation word for word and line for line

Papi axmn save me from this suffering

Eat less
I will be living with my older brother 
Ez
you'll do fine
which one?
Yall shoud i use the lightning sticker on a gun or keep it for when it goes on the market
The current bp in so2
If u dont care about gold then sure
If not just save it
just complete the missions and get the bronze one
I don't think you should spend money on it, unless you're rich
Your bro wont make you appointment to dentist when you need one
parents never did
@mellow rover long time no see
Alright fair enough
Uncommon Moroccan L
Ikr
So i can unlock my rank
How is you?
I got a test tmrw and i didnt even touch my book
Hbu neko
Always...
I aint wasting time reading boring stuff just to forget it before the test
Im good im good
She's the only teacher in my college I truly hate
Im still not in college
She is bipolar as hell
Always a she , just sayin that
Im 9th grade
Yeyeyey, exactly, male teachers are calm and never care enough
Ikr
Ight back to studying cuz its 20 slides man
How much is the battle pass anyways @silk kraken
Ew wtf
K good luck
Im just studying so i can get A's and my mom can buy me the 34$ gold pack or i can just work for the 34$
nah, one teacher hated me during my finals and ruined my grade in one of the subjects. pretty sure he reported me for cheating even though all the others were cheating as well
Accuse her/him of rape
😈
We evil my n word
Nvm forgot that the teacher was my uncle
Boutta go play allies bye
@silk kraken how can i add people to my vc
Or its just a prv VC
@glad saffron @verbal imp
@mellow rover
Do yall know?
Nah sry
People join vc on they own i gues
They have to join your vc
Bro , why I am supposed to learn the marketing of pharmacies
How tf that helps me with pharmacology 💀
No clue lmao
Nah bro my teacher is tweaking
I'm sorry for the car accident that will happen to her tomorrow at 4:46pm GMT+3
We sell drugs that help your health
⚰️
I mean that's a part of the pharmacopey
Marketing is about whose drug looks better on screen
Crippling heroin addiction
Nah, a car hit me yesterday
Mfs here do not know how to drive
Fr
Bros gonna have his limbs amputated and tell his grand kids he was the veteran of discord furry war
Is this fr or ongmoment
they do, he did it on purpose
i would do the same if i saw you
Idk
Now that I realize it is curious, there were 7 cases of ppl getting hit by car in this city in less than a week, usually they do not run over anyone, they just crash with other cars
Probably there is more dumb ppl with cars now
or maybe it’s a car mafia
Plot twist: it was the same driver in all of those 7 cases
brazilian car mafia
Mongolian driver mafia
Taxi cab are killers on road
Ion care, if he kills innocent people but gets me to my destination in time
Most of the ppl which dead by that are caused by taxi
Taxi are useless in this city btw
Ight gn
If you take one you probably get robbed or someone will probably find you dying on the street
what city?
💀
Somewhere in Panama
Whats happening
Damn use n word as insult 💀
But why fight here, both probably get banned if a mod saw that
I prefer block him


@half tide fuF
Noob
I'm done
I'm damned to death
I'm damned to have a failure tomorrow
he's damned
Bullying 🥲
D4MN as a kendricks Lamar almbum
Cyberbullying

Woke up to be a hater
Nah I have dyslexia the way I can't come up with proper sentences



Someone have promocode?
Slurp noice
I feel bad cuz I was a bit toxic today in allies
I called my teammate an idiot and told him to shut up:((
Ppl get mad when you say "nt"
I said nt also
Got muted
But I shouldn’t have been so toxic
I actually thought you were being sarcastic
yeah just say bad try
I don't even know what that means lmao
problem solved
And nc
nice try
Like bruh
nc means nice
Nice try
That has to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen
how
Also some ppl get mad with gg too
I just get called the hard r
Slow typers moment
Idk, nice is a short word
Noce tri
Why you need to make more short
Exactly my point
just say n smh my head
n🧊
Fr for real
@plush bane u like my inv?
Yeah, also based fury user
what
What what
🇼 🇭 🇦 🇹
it’s so cold
i see

@plush bane I'm bored what can I say
That actually is beginning to become like a hobby
Like editing
I love editing
I want to study editing
And more apparently said is
Video editing and effects
For 2 years ofc
Want the highest level of knowledge
And as some of my friends say
High level of dedication
schools won’t teach you much in that aspect
most teachers who “specialize” in this subject are over 40 and their work is terrible
mostly graphic design teachers
In my country if you study that or graphic design you wont find work
Most of the ppl lose 2-4 years in that for nothing
for some reason
Online work
Free lancer?
Graphic designers work online
u can do commissions
Imo always there be someone better than you
I prefer study that for personal stuff
Idc you can work on commissions or even work in a foreign studio
not every person should be a doctor or engineer like every Filipino parent wants their kid to be
C-ops got most of their models from a free lancer
lmao
I quit again the university and still looking for a job
I study blender
I was study something weird idk the name on english
Gonna do pharmacy after
In informatic section
Network or something like that
since I graduated from commerce I can get a job without going to university but even so if you go to university you get credits that help you find a job more easily (depending on what you are studying) some career doesnt work in this country
Most of the people choose something related to medicine, engineering or informatic stuff
mogus
@paper tangle aaaaaaaaa
@hexed igloo aaaaaaaaa
Imagine playing in a match and you just started feeling uncomfortable with your graphic settings so you changed them and the "please wait" screen just keeps going
So thats basically what just happened
Shush
sadge
This is truly a moment
worst is you disconnected and then "job already running"
just is
Reason: Posted a link
Me when i dont care about the rules (I cant read)
.
🐑
awe hel naw he got the fake jords
Someone plugged in his charger onto the wall and it popped
🦉
The box turned black
And the outlet also has a black spot on it from the pop
Me, is gold 4
Also me, plays 2 games that have 2 legend smurfs on the opposite team each
Also me, loses 91 mmr in 2 games, the same amount I spend 15 games trying to gain
lol
Is it me or is rank taking lot longer now
what
@paper tangle
@hexed igloo
s
s
Anyone wanna 1v1?
@hexed igloo wheres the toaster
Yes
Prob cuz rank reset
@paper tangle nab toaster
Oof
Get gudder
I ain't never been no better
blitzer
school and sleep the whole day
What's the highest score yall got on hard mode for static targets
It's k obviously
truly
i didnt record when i got 30 so my friend told me to try again but record this time and i got 29
that was like 12 months ago
nvm
it was
16 months ago
time flies fast
why do you assume
Most popular
true
it's literally been the same thing for 5 years
my eyes are tired of the same old orange textures bruh
Even if they don't change the layout I hope they upgrade the map's graphics to be on par with Breeze
Imagine playing honestly
Idk when the last time I played a match was
I personally really love it!
I'm now prefer breeze more than sandstone
I like it alot
It plays nice
And it looks great
It really is
Honestly
my past 13 games were all on sandstone
and like 1 of my games I was play province
So havent played competitive on breeze
Nor defuse
I mean i was grinding competitive so
My favourite map now:
1: Breeze
2: Sandstone
3: Rust
4: Sakura
5: Province
6: Zone 9
Lol
slept in the nuclear reactor core
Very comforting
Sad Sakura noises
Going four miles an hour on a treadmill and typing
Sakura on no 4 cause I hate province and zone 9
Hope I don't die lol
loses subscriber
Algum br aqui? (Não sei se pode falar em português nesse chat).

most players on any server are russian/central eu
but im on asia server
howw
chinese teleport ing on asia server
literally crying about it
😭
gaga
waaaa
men
Yep welcome
what
Gm
tooth hurt
bad
dentist
oh
because
Hi
h
duck
my cat is legit playing with a potato
🥔
loaf play potat
Indeed it is
how do you know
horror
.

gold
