#๐ฌโenglish-chat
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Also, one more question, when I enter a promocode (active) it says promocode not found
Does it have limited uses or?
Only 1 use
Okay ty!
i literally passed some grandma with a backpack
written on it
friends are like flowers
they die
Hi
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Basically it symbolises how your friends are going to die
With flowers
translating it doesnt hep either
yeah
This baboon
so whts wrong with grandma
Because wearing stuff that says anything with death is not normal
oh
i thought thats normal
Yeah
But for a grandma its not
Grandma smell like
Bread and soap

my grandma keep writing letters for us
because for the past two months
she thinks shes going to
you know
yeah
Die
Bro only has 1 grandma
die like queen Elizabeth

Visit her then
the other one has kidney failure
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when i was 8
Then how does she have kidney failure
bro who tf does
"she died"
I am feeling unnessecarily andry
"
"
Omg so funny i can't stop laughing rn
bro i have none

I have
idk
Ong ong
4
they all died from alcohol poisoning
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poland
Lmao?
he has donate kidney to her
not elongate your neck?
Lmao.
fr lmao xd rofl moment
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I had a great grandma
And she died at 96

wow she must have been a great man
Yeah
i dont know why i said man
ahlah akbar
i should sleep
pray
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what time is it
my favorite book: qurry
9:20
am?
yeah dumb a
Cause of death: snowball
yeah
I had literally typed the same thing
they dont even deal damage
it does
it does
They do
they used to
but very little
yes around 0
no
yes
bedrock removed snowball dmg
yeah
maybe because i only play bedrock (best minecraft version ever made)
when
does it not tick anymore
like do a hot
hit
does it just
land on u
who
it gives knockback just no dmg
no?
yeah
yes
Haha
old snowball did half a heart of dmg
i told you @void bronzey
Great grandpa
well like
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bruh
yeah no damage dealating
1.8
deali g
@thick yoke
1.8 is combat update
@thick yoke@fierce inlet
there's no
sthu
nvm
i can say sthu
Sounds like spit sound effect
whag
tfu?
Tobacco eater
how did i not get time out
youโre stupid
Thu
say bะตer
dont trust me?
the snowballs
i thought we were talking a different topic when i just looked away for a sec
still do damage
The balls
The balls
he don't care
I don't care
he didn't care
I hasn't cared
he gonna eat kidknees
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HAHAHA
kindness
he saw my emote
kindness what
yeah fr
when will @gilded flower finish eating kidknees
they don't exist
you stupid
frfr
weโre the only ones left
imma watch yt or smth
rest got timeouted by the amazing blacklist system
kinalas?
Platinum
I wish you the worst of luck on your trip back
Hmm
Kinda
Acid rain on your balls
@mint ridge we I did report the cheater but what do u know
They didn't ban him
Ofc
"not enough evidence"
Him shooting me thru smokes insta headshoting ain't enough?
No lifers
hmm
if it's possible in normal play, you can't be 100% sure he's a cheater
Shooting through smoke? Yea, That's not enough evidence
@sick caveI think they actually fixed hitmarkers now
it doesn't appear when shooting through smokes
Well he was
I know a cheater when I see one
and walls.
Yes, And it's still possible to shoot people through smokes
it was introduced with 0.20.0.
Yea but u can't just one tap people
Thru smokes
Like nothing
sometimes it appears as one tap when they were actually spraying.
they always do 
I'm starting to think I'm a social experiment
Timbs
@mint ridge Cybersport staff/axlebolt esport devs suddenly announced that people should stop asking about client-server and now they fixed hitmarkers
Both were my concerns
It's like I'm being watched ๐ญ
This is all asap's fault
birds outside your house arent birds
asap is a spy!
Not only you 
Bro they should like actually put an animated 3d cat in the cat house in front of T spawn
Bro I legit was like the only one that complains about hitmarkers
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@hot hornet people been complaining about hitmarker since 2018 
"Free wallhacks" and something like that I kept spamming
Yeah
"They should remove hitmarkers because players behind walls and smokes can have their positions easily given away just by pre-firing" - NecroMarX from months ago (paraphrased)
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Should've make it says "nya" instead 
We do
nyahhh
Like I said, People been complaining since 2018 bruh 
If Standoff 2 is moddable I'll 100% replace the cat meow with Vine boom effect
At one point people are tired of it
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The counter terrorist trying to stop Ts from stealing the catgirls
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Make sense
Because we all know where this is going
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secks
ta jao ma yi lon ma
beep beep
bing chilling lao gan ma
sucky sucky five dollah
You guys into taboo?
what

Great
huh
boneless nuggies
biskit
hmm
wed
?
yeah
the hitmarker thing was coming long ago, long before you were even born.
i remember i can see pfp of everyone in my friend list through the game file
(Call of Duty: N64 edition)
You still can
Lol, fr
doesn't show me now
Go to Android/data/com.axlebolt.standoff2
Wait til they add Molotovs or better servers. He's gonna try to get all the credit 
If you have a phone later than Android 10 then you won't be able to access the files


Yep
im afraid because ewalk has something
uhh
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as his pfp
Android 11
I already know what it is just by thinking about it
Go for it
Say it
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exactly.
is android 10 good
Nananana~
i mean would it work
Android 10 good
oke
NothingOS
caches has 0 files
does the inventor of android gets paid for them to use their OS
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he does.
It's his patent

who is that person
Me
wait, no, Android is open source probably.
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Nice tongs
thongs
No

windows is not right
Has to be
so google made microsoft?
what
He's gonna think Google made windows
Google made me
no.
When did google came
I wanna eat what Google made
i'm arriving
Give em to him in arabic
gotta have a sticky note on my phone
so i can check
So he can't decipher
give me lists of banned words in hexadecimal
Give me list of banned words in morse code
...-..__
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I fear people who can read morse code by hearing them
I think that's called hearing
braille
I thought braille to a blind kid

i learned morse code a forgot it after it wasnt needed in class anymore
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how tf you got that U
@hexed igloo From U ๐ณ
Jack ร
Smiley face
built different
Bypass the banned words with morse code 
what if girls are real and not just fictional character made by men
Just look
ร
Look how happy he is
uneasy
ร
my grandpa could.
is

Johnny
john lennon
Riddle me this batman
huh
What's the riddle?
he's looking for one
the character design for batman who laughs is so good
aaaaaaaaaaaveeeee maaaaaariiiiiiaaaaaaaaa!
Okay
in his riddle book
Fr
Batman became menace
in the middle
cucumber.
true
i was gonna say thay
challenge accepted.
aะฐะฐะฐaaะฐะฐะฐะฐaveeeee mะฐะฐะฐaaariiiiiiaaะฐะฐะฐaaaa!
NO WAY.
HOW
LMAO

easiest 6k gold

gimme my gold
give him his gold or a ban notice will be waiting at your door. @stray violet
i wouldn't mind a hug
naw, you want his gold.
yeyeyey

ill take it
same
yeye
I need some gold too 
split
You can ban DN
I need to buy a new akr necromancer.
I think I should ban Candice.
canada
your grandmother.
Fake
Ain't no way
My grandmother didn't have jaundice
He is legit
proof.
They both dead bruh
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Photo before her death
Where is their grave
what's a Juandicd
Juan
e horse
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the funni horse?!
You have alerted the horse
blueber
there's a blue fanta?
ye
blueberry
Blueberry probably
and walls
Like a dead squirrel's newborn infant took a big poop
no more unnecessary info :(
Wdum?
No sandstone rework :(
lusik when jake hill
stop having fun. stop having fun at this very moment.
jake mountain
are you even listening to me?
Who is Jake mountain
jaker
jake from family guy obviously.
Jake from Cartoon Network, Adventure time
Jakerton
Well i didn't expect much from someone with a loli in their pfp


Ong
brilliant
@cerulean vault

I hate dyno

ayoooo
Spotify keep sending me notif to use their app again
Spotify keeps telling me about concerts happening near me
it'd be like that
Like bruh i don't wanna go to a lil nas x concert ๐ญ
was cool with him with his old west wild west south west standoff style cowboy until this
bro ios got some wild emojis
my Spotify homepage way different from my soundcloud
like who df is westeey mardoe

fsh
this will be you and your family in 5 seconds, if you do not respond within that time period. @stray violet
Send this again and you're getting kicked
I am going to kill you.
0'_'0
gyroscope
seems personal
how
I like how Spotify still have Carti leaks like the distributor just doesnt care

Jack off> standoff
Who is carti
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playboi
Who even is that
bruh
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would you consider jack king off a sport
Yes
World record time
Fastest wins
you must be an athlete
single player
Olympic athlete
Idk some bug patches and stuff i guess
Yeah thats it i think
Played 2 matches
Had hackers
In both?
So this is what so2 is going M
I have video proofs
facking cheater broooo game full cheatertrt
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Hello
Haha
I don't think the programmers want to know about their game
Like they didn't add a report button maybe
And even discord doesn't have report section
@mint sierra
Huh
Reason: Duplicated text
Uhh sure
bro
@plush bane hey
bro
bro
you are the person on the right in my profile picture, the person on the left is me
@plush bane @plush bane
Cool. I guess
Not funny though
yeah
You good? Because i think you have some mental problems
no ฤฑm so healty
of course there is nothing wrong with s3x something very natural
aids

Don't aids)))
@plush bane u girl?
No what
i think
Dang
he looking for
Where are mods when whe need em
@silk kraken buh
this server mods in weak
yeah
Fr
Kinda
they dont want the
True
yeah
They surely dont want the
The what?
deez
I am going
Nuts on your face
bb
cam
he's still going
cUum
ambatublou
Very humor
Type ๐ฉ
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Just do it @valid nimbus
yeag
already so
type the ๐ฑ
Say the s word
Anyone playing wild rift?
isnt that what you wanted
lol
yeah
yeah
chine server so pro
yeaaah
true
+social credit 1000
and toxic
it does...?
lmao
u can report ppl with enough proof
how much pixels on so2 pfp
1080x1080?
idk 

Show me
I love helping people and getting ignored
french revolution
viva la france
I meant
!!!!
A discord channel?
cause
people couldn't
press pinned
and just kept asking where report
where report
where report??
me when the blind
Yo
Majority here is Russian right?
Asia
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No Ru would clap eu any time
Which is better, Eu or Asia?
Come under eu
Eu got banned from so2 major
Why?
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Im8 and G5 clapped all the T1 Russians clans
Lmaoo
Yup
Stupid devs this is literally favourites
This is 100% favouritising Russians over everyone and not letting anyone else have a chance to make an impact In the comp scene
They had to ban server for this?
Itโs ruesports
Literally
Axlebolt literally showed rn that Thule want only Russia to succeed and not any eu teams
So
They want so2 to die everywhere but Russia
im just glad its not region locked

Ye
But they can let eu teams participate in tournaments
Bcuz rn they want only Russia to win and be best and not any eu teams
Bcuz of this many og players who spent money in this game left and sold account
Yes
I think they would stay if not only wouldnโt they outright ban eu teams, but also focus to build the eu scene a little more than ru
Hi
yes
The Simpsons are overrated
The show isn't even funny
They compare it to family guy like a bunch of idiots
Family guy is infinitely better than than the Simpsons
Still waiting for the Ukraine map to drop

oh
someone help
he obese
No opinion
my god
Is that your selfie in your pfp?
I entered STANDOFF 2 and it appeared "device banned" BEING THAT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
My heterosexuality was restored in part 6
You are banned
is your phone rooted or jailbroken
Ga i think he needs to cope
Looking good man
Ayo
@sly path
You could also get banned for toxicity are you toxic in game?
know morer
I was not toxic I REACT a toxic
Rougher
he's not answering me
What's this supposed to mean
Answer gas question
I just want to play SO2 ๐ฆ
casually, yeah
just, don't spend any money
competitively, maybe
Nah it isn't
Welp
If you play the game competitively, you probably have stage 5 brain cancer
I entered a tournament for 20 gold yesterday and a guy that had a total of 5k worth of gold in his inventory participated and won
no mods is going to ban you
and he joined a tournament
Yes
he really needed that 20 gold
its a family
Yeah
how is there a girl
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what the hell
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These emojis are getting out of hand
No why would we get banned
Ok
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what
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Ain't no way


