#💬│english-chat
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Ye out
What ‘at
My man’s is living in September the 1st
butterfly kumo
Aight Gn guys
time works differently in here
Bro time wherever you’re at is 7 days behind the rest of the world 😭
Brah living in mars
I eat vibranium when I’m hungry
I eat copper as a snack
you don't eat with your ahh
ok you'll like my long hard vibranium
Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes
🥸
Ok proof
Bro 0.20.1 just released yesterday 😭
My man’s just got 0.21.2 💀 bro living in November the 2nd 😭

Good night 🌙💤😴
Pee is not stored in the balls
It is
I can’t I sold them 💔
That's 0.20.0
They released a patch 0.20.1

Yeah I noticed that
I sold it for a 50$ iTunes card so I could buy gloves and knife good deal in my opinion
So you ain't got no balls now bruv
Ong i might just do that too
what was in the patch 
Don't know
No but I got fake balls
Dayum, Cristal balls
I have a remote to change their colors
Yooo rgb balls
I prefer magenta but if I’m feeling mad I’ll have em red
Do they have a Bluetooth speaker too?
When I’m happy they’ll be pink
Pls tell me they do
Yeah
Holy moly
Idk I bought them from some guy behind a 7/11
Lmfao 😭
Told me not to ask any questions
Bro 💀
Ong I'm gonna go behind every ⁷/₁₁
rgb balls with bluetooth speakers
Can I get from nearby gas station?
that should be good
I sometimes play “rain meditation sounds 10 hours” when I go to sleep
Yea, I think it should
Idk you would have to check with your local crack head
Aw man
Then you play some bassy ahh playboy carti song when you at school
what if the balls break because of the bass
I play nba youngboy to let people know not to mess with me

Who is playboy carti again 
Vampire guy
crackhead
Bro is a menace fr
🦞
🟦🦞🎹🎶
@sick cave what's new in the patch
Dude I hate the fact I can sleep through 6 alarms
And out of muscle memory I wake up at the 4th one and turn the other 2 off
Aw man
make it 9
i buy playstore credit then buy gold using the credit
Haven't update yet
Ngl skins in PUBGM and CODM lose their rarity since there’s so many
Wdym?
Lemme see
I'm guessing it's the deagle only mode
not dropping
Possibly - you could get a butterfly knife if a new one drops, and it’s cheaper due to day one price.
since Fable is the next collection getting dropped
Unless the black widow consistently drops price over the month it won’t just come down so suddenly to 1600
It would take it at least a month to lose so much value
Yeah
oh wait
I had this 65mb video and it gave me the option to convert it into a "high efficiency video" to "save space" and it went up to 85mb 😭 😭
The what?
Bruhhh 💀
I convert my video into 1440p and it turned into 4k 💀
Oh, Did they remove the blast mode?
Yeah
Bruh, Wth, I never got a chance to play it 😭
It was bad
You snooze you lose
What's the blast mode all about?
have you ever noticed the third person animations
Shotgun with lower gravity and low health
28 health, only spas, higher jumps (not low gravity)
It was with the spas too
What?
Oh
Bro what 💀
Why did I fall down slowly then?
?
?
Nah, I hate it
There wasn't low gravity
Seems like something a low gravity hater would say
Denier even
It literally said higher jumps. Never said anything about low gravity
And you would fall down fast

I believe you now😱
Used to play pubg back in December of 2020
Haven’t played it in over a year
I did get some cool clothes from achievements
Pubg on pc better
Aw hell naw
My guy you be playing so2 😭 😭
And? What’s your point? Source? Proof? Where did you get that from?
Source: my bank account past transactions (real)
Ok show me your debit card (front and back) gimme your name & address

I’ve actually spent well over 200$ on codm
Ok good night (for real this time)
good night
no school
I like school
It makes me hate life
:D
But after school finally I'll be able to study what I want
i just saw an among us graffiti on the sidewalk
@vale sparrow I’m simply better

That sucks
Get good
Begger😧
Not going to school is better?
I can do 2 weeks worth of school in 5 days
Same
I crave social interaction
The queen dead
Like 12h ago
Yeah i just got to know
I understood when she died
Yoo I found a hacker again in the game
Cuz my favorite show ended at the middle
I've recorded it as evidence
Even tho im in SPAIN
Send it to @silk moth
He becomes active again in 47 mins
e
What's the best way to sleep
other than your bed
Milk
and milk
roofies
I'll try that tomorrow
Eat all the melatonin gummies
That'd just kill me
dont need to, just go to a bar and someone will give for free
Schrodinger's sleep
i take the pills
Gn ford F-150
While hearing someone soil their pants in a video game
gn you damn cheater
shoot yourself in the head, you'll be out forever
Love to but I have no ammo left
Mute speed run
ban even
Cop: license and registration
The 200kg of tannerite in my trunk: 
Cop: do you realize that your windshield is cracked?
The 2 cook pot bombs (10 kg of dynamites) under my seat:
📦
Cashier at Walmart: that will be $32.54
The machete shoved up my аss:
Yo should I purchase the gold pass now or when I finish it
The 112 pound of dynamite inside of the rented uhaul parked right beside the IRS building: 💥💥💥
When you finish it
Yeah then a huge case opening and lots of new things

Gon be fun
Don't do a case opening
? Wym
Unless you're a YouTuber
No I'm just going to open cases I
Am not recording it
Bruh you aren't gonna get anything good it you open any less than like 30
What's the point in waiting 🗿
My guy you are literally throwing gold away
How
Do I get origin cases too
Go buy 50 origin cases and open them
Alr just give me like 200k gold
Wait you're telling me those cases are gonna be priced soon?
No
How am I throwing gold away I don't get it
Idk like 14
Because chances are that you aren't gonna get anything close to what you spent
If I counted right
Hello:)
So you gonna spend 1400 gold and get maybe 200 gold back
Dude I am not purchasing the cases
I meant the battle pass cases
Ohhhhh
Lmao

dumb of asss
You should've mentioned that
I think I did
@mods
Already did

They have his address and name
Ga you are done for life
Every time you try to apply for a scholarship or anything you'll be rejected

You will not be able to get paid or pay for anything
But I'll forgive you and uncancel you if you'll gift me a battle pass
:)
How does it feel to lose your future possibilities Ga
And @stray violet
🐀
And also throw in nitro for me

Nah I'll buy you a Fortnite © crewneck 😈
:0
No way!!1!1!1
Man I want the price for akr pro tag to go down
It's the best looking akr imo
Eh
Something about it just doesn't click for me
Yeah
Go for it
Send me what you get so i can laugh at you

Pre laughing every corner

Matchmaking at this hour sucks
Sup guys
Buy butterfly
Its fun bcs most of then has negative kd
They suck and they try to justify their "win"
anyway im going to sleep
Buy gold
Before i get a stroke
Hii
They're already hella down

He said vomit
💀
If it goes to 10 I'll buy it
jaws is unique enough to be 2k
Nahhh
Y'all believe that can I put my balls in yo jaws meme is 2 years old?

helllo

what?
@proper gyro I made a really cool movement code for horror game
800g daggers?
🗿
hello?
I think the server is a bit dead, am I wrong?
nah
I'm waiting 🙂
very great
@thick yoke chinitas? 🤨
I only need finnish the competitive and allies one
And both are too slow to do

Complete 100 rounds
axlebolt encourages me to lower my rank

Except one who spent 2k on a iPad
Uhh
wait
request for 1600
it'll happen
u need to wait
Bruh
possible
it drops near 1700 and requests go near 1600
so
yeah
Sell something?
💀
sacrifices
I would say invest but I have no idea what you can invest in
literally me and @thick yoke trying to make an in game clan
bro sent me money equivalent to 250 g and I sold all my skins
😭
bruh stupid mum won't let me do maintenance to my untouched expired warranty laptop thats running 70°c idle
@proper gyro Part 6 anime part 2 is good
The fight club arc animation was really good
But the new episodes were just released so it's still not censored
I was so shocked when I saw bones and shi 😭
which country?
oh
i dont know how to help bro
try to contact with some admin
using a vpn?
oh :(
whem will optimization updae come for ios?? someone plss tell meeeee
i can't
2 days
what iphone
do u have
6s plus


why
but so2 works on it
My guy
ik
it doesn't work like that
but when will update come for ios
Like my phone is able to run genshin but it runs on 10 fps
He's just asking for 0.20.1 release on iOS bruh 😭 😭
it doesn't
Chill tf out pengu
exactly 😭
is there a new update
i meant the update 0.20.1 which fixes comp glitches and fps drops
Bruh so dumb
bruh
@thick yoke u scared me to death 🤣
I'm not sorry for this tho 🤣 👉
its ok broo why u aplogise
i wasn't aware
and yes i hope that
the audio bug
is fixed
whenever ur fps drops
audio gets really
mhmmm
weird
and breeze lags more compared to the other maps
I wonder if i can play games now without my frames dropped to 20 and game crashing 2 rounds later
And phone unusually overheating
It never really gets hot
Or maybe it's this heat wave we're getting

Today's the last day
For it
impossible
Bruh matches aren't starting
skill issue
Definitely a skill issue
is there a new update?
Check the app store
Bruh when I start it it don't even stop to start again
lol it takes a lotta time to go on a match now ik
But it don't even stop now
I can't stop that matchmaking to start again
it does its just a glitch it stops after some time
how long have you waited for a match?
gloves
Then do something else
dont spend
just pocket it for now
Tanto is good
about 3-4months time
@rich crow just save it until they release new skins on market cause prices will fall
aka bp skin release
Hey see the video I tagged you look the problem
or comp collection suddenly available any time now
new maps, weapons etc.
And comp collection coming to market soon?
also guns got nerfed
@vale sparrow patchnotes nothing
What about them got nerfed?
And if it come I should sell it right away or wait 2-3 years to get more profit (comp collection)
mostly fire rate and recoil
also ammo for some guns like snipers
and price decrease for the m60
@hidden marlin
depends on you
idk
there is
On the bp skins there arent
yeah they cant sell rn
but prolly in like a couple months
around some weeks after the bp ends
How much do you think that butterfly will sell for?
when?
Comp one
comp?
And match is starting on other servers only asia south issue
Comp collection if it comes to market how much will it sell for ?
Just buy golds when u can
it is possible you just have to make an offer and wait
Vpn
at least 3-4k since you actually have to pay money directly for it
but prolly will never go on market
Then idk sorry man
I bought all of them but bored of them and I don't use m4 at all now so boring
Why?
Cant u use a google play gift card?
dont think the devs just will
Where r u from
some time, at least a few days, at most never.
just let the offer stay and see what happens
its fine to me
best knife for me is jkommando for the anims and design, its not too much, but enough to wow you.
rip.
rip your wallet
just wait and see I suppose
there's always that one guy that increases it for another .01 gold
Could've get more golds in a year if the price increase
You're not dumb, You just don't wanna listen
or he didn't sell his karambit
and lying
which mean he is smart
inclining more towards clever
insinuating that he is scamming
🐔
playing on sympathy of the others
that means you are also a photoshop expert
adding more substance to my narrative
you sold your karambit for?
then what about the 500 from butter
🐔
you're digging a deeper hole to fall into
no you're not
dumb people dont call themselves dumb
ok then you're not
🐔
Well that is smart
indeed
you having a karambit or a butterfly doesn't affect his life
🐔
he gave you.. that means it's not his anymore
he doesn't care what you do with it
hello
Nabs
whats even going on
Good question
then accept it
well butter helped him with 500 gold to buy butterfly which he did but sold it later for a karambit which he sold again
he feels bad for butter because he sold the karambit
does it make sense
yes
that's why
you feeling bad for butter doesn't make sense
yes
im confused because of you
now i can't sleep anymore
but i have to
yes i was given 120g before and the moment i buy a skin or anything i feel bad for doing thta because im just wasting gold and also not buying anything also makes me feel bad too

i literally only have ~65g left if i sell everything
🐔
now i hope the the white legendary fable m4 actually goes up in prize when the fable collection becomes limited

you feel bad for doing that not for the person who gave you the gold
i feel both ways
🐇
and id only buy rare-epic skins
you sold the butterfly, then the karambit
to not waste much
you did it twice
you said you would never do that
🐔
you're the L
no u
nice glasses you have there.. it suits your look
That turned in quickly
🐔
you can buy a scorpion now
🧐
since you got rid of the karambit
good thing you did
either go for the scorpion
or
whats wrong with the karambit
the scorpion
bad animation
they're not good
well, your opinion. i dont think the animations needs to have 110 tricks just for the animations to be considered "good".

they are simple, but not bad.
Id rather have flip knife instead of scorpion
Yeah
Yes
Scorpion is literally Flip Knife
but you can't "flip" it
😭💀
Bro south asia server isnt working properly.
Its giving high ping of 220
It should be 95
The Ani
but it does a flip
whats the new update?
The asia south server is not working properly
rahhh @hexed igloo
Why tf i got new weekly quests it's been 4 days
7
The update was released in September first...
And now Friday
Where can I report a guy cheating and his friend getting boosted?
Oh
Check pinned messages
@modest niche
Click axlebolt help desk
What y'all's dream item?
Currently nothing
I have finnally used every knife varients in so2
Last one was flip
I bought Flip frozen ex
Ez*
Bro whwt
Flips are boring
daggers demonic
Means i have used every knife ( not skin the knife varients)
Oh ok
Still bayonets expensive
Like i have used M9 , Karambit ' bfk etc
Flip was the last i bought it today
Daggers are weird looking imo but I get how it can grow are you
Zam
I have used the default knife :)
kabar best knife no cap
Blue bloods the best
nah
Man what
Blue blood gives me cs source vibes idk why
It looks cool in inspecting mode not in game
imagine you buy me a knife 🤯
Or y'all remember that counter strike zombie mode?
yes
Yeye
Crapped my pants when I played it
I used to bully my brother in that
The dark theme with creepy music
Lol
i was getting scared by half life zombies when i was a kid lmao
Sweats would kill me while I was 6
That fast zombie
the dog looking ones were in my nightmares lmfao
Fr
scorpion veil and royal frost
Nah real
cap
No cap
yes cap
Unban my old acc
big cap
Laugh my (not saying it because some mod will warn me) butt in?
how do yall get banned
I can buy a Gold skull
Donno
Thanks mate
im playing since 2018 and never get banned
2bad i can't play bc i have school 
can you buy me daggers
I didn't played the game on 2021
And came back on 2022
Acc banned
I have school I go to the gym and I go to extra classes and I still play
same i stopped playing in season 2
0.20.1 bug fix patch?
they are good imo
But when i play i become bad on school 
Season 5 gotta be Afghanistan or something
I spent 1k$+ on my Main
kommando
Got banned lmfao
Bro what
I'm happy that I'm getting the battle pass for 12 dollars
I had every skin and sticker (atleast one) in my main
how much gold do you have rn
What's the point my man
💀
so you have 1 gold skull, 1 metal rat, 1 snow queen
GUYSS
No xd
It's important to drop money on so2 to creat a business ?
Around how much gold will I get from the battle pass when I do 75 tiers
Gold skull and Snow queen
I have bug can someone help me?
On average
i wish i had pass
Sorry i can't
maybe i played in rank w you before
i dont know
Lel
Oki imma go teach some meth to my students
Home tutor
Ooooo
They fixed the humpback and left shoulder issue
now the 3rd person animations look better
didn't know they were that old
100% sure?
Skem
the models seem fine
They mentioned it on helpdesk
oh
they mentioned it, but doesn't mean it was directly fixed.
Ever since Season 3 released the models look like they don't stand straight especially when using knives
now it's fixed
even the left shoulder
I am lazy.
😭
not the moderator, the word.
Fine I'll do it
good kitten.
@mint ridge when I looked at #📸│photos I think it was already fixed
the "left shoulder" issue was only for the Sakura playermodels
but the humpback was definitely fixed
Is this referring to crouching
hmm
it happened when they decided to change the 3rd person animations once again at Season 3
but now they're fixing it
Why they osteoporosis
Sakura was like the only defuse map I play these days before S4, and the CTs have their left shoulders indented downwards

But I played again this patch and it seems like they fixed it
posture check
the humpback thing was about players being able to point their crosshairs behind a corner without being visible.
Asia south server is giving me high ping. Idk why.
200 ping
i'm not lagging anymore though
2004 ginseng strip ong.
adren talks to me nice
Looking for a teamates for comp
The new missions are annoying
Grinded for 1 hour just to get the rare m4 skin from the bp
Does the stickers disappear if I take it out of the gun?
the weekly missions are supposed to be completed during the week, not one day.
Bought the battle pass
What tier are you
I don't remember, like 8?
Some missions are so bad
not me
Shoot the enemy while crouching while checking out the weapon with an mp5 from above
With a headshot
In arms race
10 times
what
tomorrow i'll complete week 2 in a day causse adren is bad
they should add that mission.
Yea no
If it is added it would have 3 stars
they should brring back the 100 deagle headshot without taking damage
I agree.
You look professional, because you pay a lot of attention to the comas and dots.
hi, my name is ember
Makes you seem mature, eh?
I am not professional, just edgy 
He talk with dots and comas cause Axleman told him so
.
no, im thinking of just saying my real first name and then my age number.
🐓
axleman told me to ditch the dots 
Age number
15
age number moment.


