💬│english-chat

[delicate grail]

And sell the skins that is trash

[nimble nacelle]

Whats the difference

[delicate grail]

And keep the ones that u think it looks good

[foggy perch]

@sturdy summit we must wait ?

[nimble nacelle]

So i might be able to destroy everyone in my lobbys

[sturdy summit]

I guess

[delicate grail]

My ump45 pixel skin is uncommon but i liked the design so i kept it

[sturdy summit]

And its rare now

[nimble nacelle]

Anyone wanna play with me

[delicate grail]

what

[sturdy summit]

Yeah coz you cant get them anymore

[delicate grail]

wait is the pixel the grey skin

[sturdy summit]

Yeah

[delicate grail]

wrong one sorry

i got the green one

[thin pike]

hello

[delicate grail]

light green

[nimble nacelle]

Defuse

[thin pike]

bro is there anyone who have idea when market will go down?

[warped lichen]

What is code 500

[delicate grail]

what code 500

[plush bane]

Bancode 500

[sturdy summit]

Some error

[delicate grail]

Ok

[west nimbus]

Wht code is 500

[delicate grail]

five hundeez nuts

five hundred

[warped lichen]

Not bancode

[plush bane]

"Hire" 💀

[warped lichen]

So receptionid

[delicate grail]

Bruh

[nimble nacelle]

Can someone give me a skin

I really like it

[rich crow]

hahahah

[west nimbus]

How much

[delicate grail]

u want me to pay you 3 coins per match

Lol

[rich crow]

wtf

[nimble nacelle]

Ok

[delicate grail]

ril

[west nimbus]

Discount?

[delicate grail]

no

i not trusting you

[rich crow]

Lmao

free?

[west nimbus]

Too expensive

[delicate grail]

i play with my cousin and its free

hes pro

[rich crow]

I got kicked off the game

Damn

[delicate grail]

ril

proof u pro

[rich crow]

🤓🤓🤓

ooooooooh

send a cap with your profile

@remote raven 1vs1

lets try

[delicate grail]

sowclips i think you send clips where you failed to kill an enemy

[rich crow]

why not

same

[delicate grail]

nvm

ask your self to get some beaches

Ask yourself to touch some grass

[rich crow]

i prefeer pools

[delicate grail]

Lol

me too

beaches has waves

[rich crow]

Guys am i the only one who has issues for login my account ?

[rich crow]

yes

[delicate grail]

Sometimes kids pee in it

[rich crow]

F

Idk why tho

[rich crow]

same

is it giving you error code?

[delicate grail]

I havent open standoff 2

[rich crow]

Code 500 smthbg

[delicate grail]

Whats wrong

[rich crow]

Yeah mine just did the same too

[rich crow]

yeaa i have that too

[delicate grail]

What server

[rich crow]

Yeah

[warped lichen]

Server issues

[rich crow]

Europe

[warped lichen]

Probably

[delicate grail]

Ok good

i play in asia south

[rich crow]

It’s about all the servers i guess

Standoff moment

[delicate grail]

So no issue

pro

[rich crow]

Lol

[sturdy summit]

i play in asia south too

[rich crow]

That’s why i mooved out to pc game

[delicate grail]

cool

[rich crow]

And

Ive put too much money on this game

Can’t stop playin 🤣

[delicate grail]

csgo?

[rich crow]

No so2

[delicate grail]

u move to pc game

u said

[rich crow]

Ye

Yes i did

[delicate grail]

So csgo ir standoff 2 pc

[rich crow]

im going to play 1v1

[jolly fox]

Oke

[delicate grail]

Or*

[rich crow]

Im just still playin to so2 sometimes

[rich crow]

with the clips men

On my phone

[delicate grail]

i rilly wanna play csgo but i only have counter strike source

[rich crow]

I was a good mobile player before i just lost every skill i had

[delicate grail]

me too

[rich crow]

Like i was Ranger in so2

Doing scrim and stuff

[delicate grail]

no rank

[rich crow]

Cashprize things

[signal flicker]

Hi

[delicate grail]

Hi le eray

[rich crow]

I was rly@good

[signal flicker]

My friend

[delicate grail]

Hi

[rich crow]

Yo

[signal flicker]

Comp bannned again

[delicate grail]

why

[rich crow]

Oof

Why is that

[signal flicker]

24h

[delicate grail]

are you cheating again

ok

[signal flicker]

No

My friend

[delicate grail]

Oh

[signal flicker]

Comp ban

[rich crow]

I can’t even start one nobody play in comp

[delicate grail]

why

[rich crow]

🤣

[signal flicker]

Just playing comp

[rich crow]

New promo code

Redeem

[delicate grail]

What

[rich crow]

Lol

[delicate grail]

Enter again?

[rich crow]

No

Redeem the new promo code

[delicate grail]

ok

Bruh

dm it to ke

[vague sonnet]

@desert crane

[rich crow]

He is scammong bro

No

[delicate grail]

me

[rich crow]

Don’t

[delicate grail]

ok

ok gigachad

i trus you

[rich crow]

He is scamming you bro why you falling for that

[delicate grail]

He just send bunch of words

[rich crow]

You gotta trust me i also got scammed man

Yep

[delicate grail]

qkn something

i just redeem it in promo codes

im nit gonna lose my uncommon skins bro

[rich crow]

We don’t really care about what he said it’s useless

[delicate grail]

not

[rich crow]

hahahaha

[plush bane]

Source: trust me bro

[rich crow]

Im gonna loose my genesis statrack two years ak

[delicate grail]

wow!!1!1!1!1!

[rich crow]

😭

And btw

[tepid anchor]

🤨

[delicate grail]

sometimes i love stealing skins from dead bodies

[signal flicker]

Druk

[rich crow]

I just unlocked the new dual digger knife

On the roulette

[delicate grail]

i remember picking up ak treasure with statrak and some stickers

[rich crow]

Plus my karambit

@warped lichen if the servers get fixed send a lobby invite i am gonna be watching anime

[signal flicker]

My friend

Banning in comp

[delicate grail]

banned*

[signal flicker]

Ye

[delicate grail]

What is he doing

[signal flicker]

For no reason

[rich crow]

Eray you french or smh ?

[delicate grail]

does he keep leaving

he s not

hes not french

[signal flicker]

YE

[rich crow]

Ok

[signal flicker]

No

[rich crow]

i won versus @remote raven

[delicate grail]

And why chinese people in allies keep.saying 666

[delicate grail]

nice

[rich crow]

yes

dont cry now

Someone defuse or something?

[tawdry herald]

fr man

[delicate grail]

yes

they annoy me

[tawdry herald]

yeah

[delicate grail]

sometimes i see them standing still becuse of typing

[tawdry herald]

and somehow they've got the best translators

[delicate grail]

i have this thing in my keyboard

I just copy paste what they say and

i see translation

i know

[tawdry herald]

same, but sometimes the text is too goofy

[delicate grail]

i can help sierra

just make your date and time tommorrow

100 iq move

[rich crow]

no i dont

[delicate grail]

boooooo

[rich crow]

what?

[delicate grail]

sowclips bad

omygodril!!!

[rich crow]

ok send it

[delicate grail]

but its tdm?

[rich crow]

flashing dont kill anyone

[vague sonnet]

@tepid anchor Hi i am banned in comp can you help me i m banned for no reason

[rich crow]

bullets does

[delicate grail]

Yeah it helps

[rich crow]

if you flash to yourself it doesnt help

[delicate grail]

Why you always banned

what did u do

be honest

[vague sonnet]

İ am just playing bro

[rich crow]

if you flash to your team mates i dont think so

[delicate grail]

you dont know how to spell @remote raven

[rich crow]

@remote raven wanna 1vs1 ?

[delicate grail]

bro im pro

Because my so2 name is dr. pro aim

see

proof im pro

[rich crow]

sow, send the cap

[rich crow]

He got me scared

[delicate grail]

yes

[signal flicker]

@tepid anchor

[rich crow]

i won 12-11

[vague sonnet]

@tepid anchor

[delicate grail]

i am doctor pro

[vague sonnet]

Hi i am banned in comp can you help me i m banned for no reason

[rich crow]

im in

[delicate grail]

You bronze

hahahahahaha

[rich crow]

Your goofy as f

[tawdry herald]

my name's jebus

[rich crow]

thats the proof?

[delicate grail]

proof he has no friend

[rich crow]

hahahaha

[delicate grail]

bro after 10 games i got gold 2

noob

[rich crow]

bro, just accept that im better

dont need to cry

[delicate grail]

yeah

look at his pfp hes crying

[rich crow]

i dont need

[delicate grail]

Lol

[tawdry herald]

what's aim trian

[rich crow]

train

@remote raven if you are not actually bronze 1vs1 me

[delicate grail]

i know where you live

[tawdry herald]

damn, do you nolife it or sum

[rich crow]

i know how to build a house

[delicate grail]

Ok

i know how to math

[rich crow]

bro, whats 1+1?

[signal flicker]

2

[delicate grail]

Bro stop @ the creators

u might get ban

[rich crow]

wut, another mathematic

That’s why you are scared to 1vs1 or smt

[delicate grail]

ez

ok

[tawdry herald]

but i lov

[delicate grail]

i hate your attitude

but i love you

i mean

autocorrect sorry

[rich crow]

ban, beacause he hate community

im not

[tawdry herald]

hate no solve thing anything

[delicate grail]

accpet you lost at 1v1

[rich crow]

bro i won you

[thick yoke]

@remote raven 1v1 rn

[rich crow]

No add me 76274807

[delicate grail]

brah

[rich crow]

hahaha

[delicate grail]

Yay pengudak go go go

[rich crow]

''i forgot''

[thick yoke]

1v1 me rn

[delicate grail]

beat his goofy ahhhh

[thick yoke]

Lmao

[tawdry herald]

stream the damned game

[delicate grail]

bruh

[thick yoke]

he said he doesn't wanna

cause he's "gotta shower"

[rich crow]

u are a baby

[thick yoke]

lol

[tawdry herald]

i was never rude to you i lov

[rich crow]

hahahah

[delicate grail]

hes lying hes not gonna shower

ayoo

ban him mods

[rich crow]

i only listen a baby crying, dont understand that language

[delicate grail]

he death threat us in another language

[rich crow]

without proof...

[thick yoke]

Lmao

[rich crow]

Noob and scared cuz I’m better without even 1vs1ing

[thick yoke]

1v1 me

bro

[rich crow]

hahahaah

[thick yoke]

Lmao

[delicate grail]

ewww

[thick yoke]

lmaooo ew

[delicate grail]

eww

[thick yoke]

bro doesn't shower

[delicate grail]

baho mo yak

[rich crow]

ewww

[delicate grail]

amoy kanal

[tawdry herald]

🗿

[rich crow]

tras?

[tawdry herald]

what's supot

[delicate grail]

uh

[rich crow]

yes, i won

Shut you don’t have the rights to tell we are trash without even 1vs1ing

[tawdry herald]

ahh

[thick yoke]

@remote raven bro ur still not showering

[rich crow]

wanna play again?

[thick yoke]

take a shower

[rich crow]

Scaredddd

[delicate grail]

if ur better than us how about 1v2

[thick yoke]

Lmao these*

[rich crow]

yellow mellow

as

[tawdry herald]

add me as well, someone needs to spectate

[thick yoke]

nah bro he's gonna cry after that it was a 1v2

[delicate grail]

lol

[thick yoke]

just do 1v1s lmao so he doesn't cry

He's banned

gg

[delicate grail]

ok

[rich crow]

hahahhahaa

[thick yoke]

kid bullied

[delicate grail]

He banned?

[thick yoke]

he's banned

[rich crow]

yes

[delicate grail]

Yaaayyy

[rich crow]

Lol

[thick yoke]

@remote raven

wait nvm

[rich crow]

lmao

[thick yoke]

Oh yeah

[delicate grail]

Bruh

[thick yoke]

It just shows the ping

but he is banned

[rich crow]

i see the roles

[delicate grail]

Hes still in server?

[thick yoke]

nah

bug

if u refresh discord

[rich crow]

ah ok

[thick yoke]

it won't show the ping anymore

[delicate grail]

i love axlebolt

but i got warned

forspeaking anither language

[tawdry herald]

lmao

[rich crow]

hahaha

I didn’t

x2

that was a good team work vs that guy

[delicate grail]

yes

[rich crow]

*x3 you mean

[mint ridge]

it's better to DM @silk moth than personally engage.

[thick yoke]

but

[delicate grail]

huh

[thick yoke]

bbbut

[rich crow]

oh

[mint ridge]

because you might break the rules while doing so.

[thick yoke]

true

[delicate grail]

ok sorry

[rich crow]

Yeah

[thick yoke]

the guy has been annoying every single chatter here for the past few days ong

[rich crow]

okok, it wont happen again

[rich crow]

And where can I report hackers ?

[delicate grail]

guy even said hire me

[rich crow]

hahaha

yes

[thick yoke]

Lmao fr

[rich crow]

5$

[delicate grail]

3 coins per match

[rich crow]

I find in my comp games

[mint ridge]

https://help.axlebolt.com/en.

[rich crow]

Thx

[thick yoke]

now I can't 1v1 him

smh

[rich crow]

i have his user

[tulip elbow]

nab

[tired needle]

💀

[rich crow]

hi

[rich crow]

r u ok?

[plush bane]

He just posted a skull emoji

Is there anything wrong

[rich crow]

im only asking

[vagrant shoal]

Hi

I use alt account

[young estuary]

the new gamemode is just meh

basically whoevers get a pc wins

[cerulean iris]

What is pc

[desert crow]

Nah i am on phone and i am destroying everyone

Haven't lost a single game and i played like 25 matches

My aim got so much better since i got a new phone and went from 50-60fps to 90

So i can flick very good now

[young estuary]

I sucks at mobile aiming

Also the new update seems to boost my fps

[desert crow]

Honestly i think i am better aiming in phone than pc lmao

[desert crow]

Personal computer

[young estuary]

I played TF2 alot

(500 hours)

So im more familiar with mouse aiming

[desert crow]

Yeah I think it is kind of addicting

[desert crow]

The most fps game i played on pc is csgo

250h

[cerulean iris]

But it’s game for phone?
How it work on computer

[desert crow]

You can use an emulator for that

But i dont recommend doing that

[cerulean iris]

What’s this emulgator

[young estuary]

Emulator

[young estuary]

(Seriously dont play comp with this)

[desert crow]

Basically it's a system that imitates the mobile experience so like you can download from the app store and play games

[cerulean iris]

But my laptop don’t have touch display

[desert crow]

Don't recommend doing that as some emulators mine crypto using your pc, so basically your performance in pc will be worse

[young estuary]

It allows mouse and keyboard

[desert crow]

Exactly

[young estuary]

BlueStack ☠️

[desert crow]

Ikr

I used it once when i was 11

It was a bad idea

[young estuary]

Every “good” emulators nowadays will almost always have a miner in it

[cerulean iris]

But
Why not play conter strik
If computer fast enough for video game

[young estuary]

Or something worse

[desert crow]

My pc went from running elden ring to now overheating in roblox lmao

[young estuary]

[cerulean iris]

Wtf
Emulgator make your pc explode?

[young estuary]

Most of emulators are from china

[young estuary]

No

[desert crow]

Exactly that's what i am also saying most people who play standoff have no pc so no csgo but people still use emulators

[young estuary]

Also my most played gamemode is tdm and arms race

[desert crow]

Nah it's just making performance worse, to put it simply you'll be getting low fps in games and maybe even a sprinkle of crashes

[desert crow]

You aim must be good then

[young estuary]

No

I often get mid frags

[cerulean iris]

Only for games in Emulgator or every game on whole computer

[desert crow]

I mostly play defuse so haven't gotten to really kill a lot of people

[young estuary]

The KDR is almost always below 1

[hot hornet]

Do you live under a rock 💀

[desert crow]

Both

[cerulean iris]

No, I live in apartment with my mom and my brother

[desert crow]

xd i can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not

[young estuary]

TDM is hell

[desert crow]

I am pretty good at the game so i top frag everything but yeah i agree

[young estuary]

The fact that the enemies can respawn almost instant makes it super hard to stay alive for a long time

[desert crow]

Yeah

[unkempt osprey]

For what is code 304

[desert crow]

It's harder to get better kd

If you really care about that ofc

And the fact they can use every weapon makes it more annoying

[rich crow]

Whats the link of help standoff costumer service

[desert crow]

I had many times where people were using shotguns and one shot

And now with the newly added Spas its even worse

[young estuary]

spas 12

[desert crow]

Yeah

One time i aced 3 times with shotgun now i wonder what i can do with spas

It's called XM1014 i believe i just call it shotgun just to clarify

[young estuary]

A wall of Ts that stay on choke point in Sandstone equipped with M60

[merry snow]

Ian played stand-off in like a year

[plush bane]

When you saw someone with a spas, just dance.

[desert crow]

Never happened to me before now i am scared of tdm now lmao

[young estuary]

SPAS is kinda wack at mid range

[young estuary]

But in close range ☠️

[desert crow]

I suggest crouching and shooting to kill him as fast as possible

Most people aim for the head

So when you crouch they are more likely to miss

[young estuary]

I aim for the body

[desert crow]

But then again shotguns have spread so..

Idk that's what works best for me

[young estuary]

The bullets will mostly pass though

[desert crow]

Ain't bad if you don't have amazing aim

[young estuary]

Causing minimal damage

But if you shoot in the body

[desert crow]

Minimal damage with the spas is like 100

[young estuary]

Pro tip: Shoot for the body when using SPAS

[desert crow]

I swear

[young estuary]

This ensures that if you enemies crouch, they would get their head shot instead

[desert crow]

I shot somebody with Fabm like 4 times only 62 damage

[nimble nacelle]

Anyone know any promo codes

[desert crow]

When he shoots me once with spas THROUGH A WALL 94 damage

[young estuary]

Also imagine TDM with grenades

[desert crow]

Infinite nades?

[delicate merlin]

Can they remove hitmarker

[desert crow]

Yeah we had that snowball gamemode that gave you a lot of xp

[young estuary]

A wall of Ts that spam flash everytime they see a enemy

[desert crow]

Imagine throwing 100 smokes

It's gonna kill even my new device

[young estuary]

mmm yes phone barbecue

also knife shouldnt instakill

[desert crow]

If that's gonna happen i am about to grab a pan and cook dinner

[desert crow]

I know right

[young estuary]

knife is the most annoying weapon in arms race

[desert crow]

I play with golds and they almost never check corners

I had a game where i knifed 5 times yesterday

I got 55 mmr from that

[young estuary]

it promotes you a tier and demote the enemies a tier

and the fact that it can instakill makes it extremely op

[thick yoke]

does anyone have sow's id

is there a reg fee

[young estuary]

Silly

Ight bye

[thick yoke]

bro is there

a reg fee

registration fee

[mint ridge]

hitmarker doesn't show up when hitting enemies behind smokes or walls 👍

[rich crow]

x2

[uncut fable]

Some1 mm in unranked?

3/10

[thick yoke]

they did it??

[mint ridge]

yeah.

[thick yoke]

u sure bruh

[mint ridge]

pretty sure.

have seen it with my own eyes.

many times, not only once.

[uncut fable]

Yep that sucks

[thick yoke]

nah

it's good

[mint ridge]

no, it's better.

[uncut fable]

Nope

[thick yoke]

no more unnecessary info from the enemy

how is it bad

[uncut fable]

Cause u have to spray in smokes now if u know some1 is behind

[thick yoke]

bro

[rich crow]

hey guys im trying to play standoff 2 on bluestacks but anytime I try to play it with keyboard controls it doesnt work. How do I fix this?

[thick yoke]

it just means

u require more skill

that's it

to do it

it's not a bad thing

makes the game a bit more challenging

[uncut fable]

._. In my opinion its not good to remove markers

[thick yoke]

u still see them if u hit when u can see

[uncut fable]

May

I go play now

[finite socket]

Guys

Does any of the promo codes work?

[rich crow]

no

[proper gyro]

@thick yoke compe?

[uncut fable]

Any1 comp?

Rank?

Ok send id

@proper gyro wanna play with us?

[thick yoke]

no u still mad at me

😭

i gotta eat

[uncut fable]

Ok

[shut bobcat]

Hi!

What is up

Is that cat on your profile

Oh

Is that you

xD

Later

[warped lichen]

I’m gold 2 haha games gonna be too easy now

[mint ridge]

nah, they're mostly filled with ex masters.

[warped lichen]

I’m ex master and elite too xd

But so far I’ve been against ex masters and not too much problem

[thick yoke]

@warped lichen

wanna comp 🗿

im still unranked and in silver elo

[warped lichen]

I’m jk xd

I was joking

I’m a noob I can’t go vs ex phoenixes and win 🗿

[hexed igloo]

shcoked

[deft shard]

You have to give me for 1 day one account standoff 2

[cunning bay]

Im go to school?

[hexed igloo]

he go to school

[young estuary]

(he is go to school)

[void bronze]

standoff 2

[raven oyster]

holy sh*t i got akr skyla

scylla*

[hexed igloo]

he got akr skyla

scylla*

[eternal glacier]

Nice english btw

[void bronze]

standoff 2

[full yoke]

Guys new update is kinda awesome minus the bad servers

They finally balance the game (except spaz , m4a1, m60, autosniper, deagle ,glock)

[mossy venture]

real or fake

[full yoke]

Obviously fake lmao

[hexed igloo]

i dont see any issues with m110 and g22

[floral compass]

GM|ҚɪŁŁƐ尺Ẕ#8352 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[eternal glacier]

[full yoke]

G22 is nuts in pistol rounds

[mossy venture]

yeah

what's the problem wuth G22

[full yoke]

Cts don't stand a chance unless they upgrade

[eternal glacier]

Oh noo what am I gonna doo now?!?!?!1 bruh

[hexed igloo]

if you can use g22, i mean it will definitely be op

[mossy venture]

same with usp tho

[void bronze]

the servers do be funky

[full yoke]

Usp has less ammo u can't spam it as g22

[hexed igloo]

was that a cirno reference

[void bronze]

funky

[hexed igloo]

i have a sore throat and it's giving me deep voice

[full yoke]

In pistol rounds u can just prefire every corner having 100 accuracy and have that fast fire rate

[hexed igloo]

i'm corpse husband now

[void bronze]

sore throat make me sound like

i smoked a pack of cigarettes

[jolly fox]

Bru

How do you know what you sound like after smoking a pack of ciga

[void bronze]

i smoked

[vale sparrow]

Sup

[void bronze]

helo

[jolly fox]

Die air pollutant

👉💥

[full yoke]

Guys when will the servers be fixed?

[hexed igloo]

you know what's funny, this morning they announced they found 5 people caught smoking in school and had been expelled from school

[jolly fox]

HAHA

So funny

[full yoke]

Genuine ques

[hexed igloo]

box we literally carried you in rank

[jolly fox]

So?

[void bronze]

[jolly fox]

🦜

Never said i was good

Moreover i had no idea what was happening

[hexed igloo]

was the update on friday

or Thursday

[jolly fox]

And haven't you been playing since you were 10

[hexed igloo]

11

[void bronze]

Thursday

[jolly fox]

same thing

When veteran is a child

:Kokodak_ww2_flashbacks:

[void bronze]

xani too

im too old now

[jolly fox]

When veteran is a childx2

[hexed igloo]

bruh i was about to reply to that

[void bronze]

to wht

[jolly fox]

That

[void bronze]

which

[jolly fox]

That

Go on zani

Reply.

Pinging devs can be a reason for ban

[hexed igloo]

if you are a trader you should've known how. Also i don't recommend you transferring inventory to another account as it may be flagged as suspicious

[void bronze]

he replied

[jolly fox]

He did

That was that

[hexed igloo]

missions

[void bronze]

oh

i still havent done my missions today

[jolly fox]

I have one left

[proper gyro]

imagine fake trader lmaoo

[jolly fox]

Chinese in defuse not helping

[warped lichen]

Worst player in this game?

Rose

[jolly fox]

Me

[quasi walrus]

But I need to transfer the items because I forgot my account information

[void bronze]

lmao

rip

[jolly fox]

If you can't log in

Forget about them

🦜

[hexed igloo]

i was doing missions in my class cause the teacher hasn't came, she let us finish stuff up when she came. Never would've thought of the ending

[warped lichen]

@quasi walrus what did you have?

[hot hornet]

Or maybe you simply scammed someone into giving you their account, having you trying to find a way to transfer their items into your account? 🤔

[void bronze]

damn

[jolly fox]

True

I did think of that

[void bronze]

best trader fr

[warped lichen]

True

[jolly fox]

But his pfp not that sus

🐓

[hexed igloo]

you can link the account with other methods btw

[void bronze]

but he forgot the password

[jolly fox]

@void bronze @void bronzey

[hot hornet]

Doesn't mean he isn't

[void bronze]

[warped lichen]

@rich crow sorry I played so bad today bro

[hot hornet]

LMAO

@crisp crane

[jolly fox]

Well then you could be zharm

[void bronze]

fat ahh kid

[hot hornet]

I'm not

[jolly fox]

BB RUHH

LMAO

[warped lichen]

I’m even fatter:((

[void bronze]

damn

[warped lichen]

Today I had to eat only cereal

[jolly fox]

What is that i hear? @crisp crane

[void bronze]

my best friend is fat too

[warped lichen]

Not gonna have nothing else

[hot hornet]

[warped lichen]

Need to lose weight

[jolly fox]

[quasi walrus]

I'm trading man also if I was a scam maybe I wouldn't be asking this question

[jolly fox]

Height and weight statation pls

[warped lichen]

@quasi walrus proof it was your account, gimme login

[void bronze]

the thing he is forgot about it

[warped lichen]

I weigh 204kgs no matter how height I am I’m obese

[hot hornet]

Do you think I will be easily convinced?

[jolly fox]

204. No way

[quasi walrus]

i tried but i couldn't

[jolly fox]

I thought you'd be... Thinner

[warped lichen]

I definitely won’t scam🌚

[jolly fox]

Tbh

[warped lichen]

Yes 204

[jolly fox]

6'5 is ok with 204

[warped lichen]

And I am 130 cm tall

[jolly fox]

Still not o-

Ok.

[warped lichen]

I am obese

[jolly fox]

Just start starving

[warped lichen]

I said

Jk xd

[quasi walrus]

I don't need to convince you how do you know I'm a scammer

[warped lichen]

I am 186 cm tall with 99kgs

[quasi walrus]

?

[void bronze]

no way bruh

[jolly fox]

I know 🐔

[void bronze]

130

[tranquil creek]

What time does the daily missions reset I still have the same ones as yesterday

[warped lichen]

No u don’t

[jolly fox]

I do

[warped lichen]

Anyway I need to lose 30kgs

[jolly fox]

Was told🐓

[rich crow]

Giv code

[warped lichen]

From now on I will eat only 1-1.5 meals a day

[jolly fox]

That won't help

[void bronze]

#🛟│faq

[jolly fox]

Just become stronk

💪

[warped lichen]

I will also ride my bike 10km and walk my dog

[hot hornet]

You build your profile around being a "trader" and only joins Standoff 2 related Discord servers, a common foundation used by scammers so they can easily throw their fake accounts away after successfully scamming someone.

[jolly fox]

Oh i also do that

🐔

Anyways im 6'1 with 80kg now

[warped lichen]

Wow I wanna be like u

[jolly fox]

I know

Everyone wants to be like me

Im so cool😎

[quasi walrus]

I'm aware of this and I just created my account and my friends have taught me to log into this server. so i just started using discord

[mint ridge]

you can simply recover the account.

it's not as difficult.

[quasi walrus]

I don't want to prove it to you, but if the authorities want it, I'll show it

[mint ridge]

you surely remember the email.

[polar bloom]

someone wanna play

eu

[quasi walrus]

No 😦

[jolly fox]

🐔

LMAOQ

HE DEF

Scammed one account

[quasi walrus]

I will also buy a nice ID for my new account.

[void bronze]

damn

he cares about id

[quasi walrus]

I will also get a nice id like other traders, so I want to transfer the items.

[void bronze]

damn

[mint ridge]

no way you can recover the account then.

[quasi walrus]

As I said, I want to transfer the items to the account with the new beautiful ID rather than recovering the account.

[mint ridge]

as I said, you cannot recover the account nor the inventory in it.

[quasi walrus]

but i heard something called "transfer item"

[void bronze]

where did you hear it from

[rich crow]

Nah man no problem good thing ivy carried

[polar bloom]

15302957 is a good id?

[rich crow]

I was also kinda mid today because my internet wasn't cooperating

[warped lichen]

It’s 1 gen ofc it’s good

I’m 6 gen

[mint ridge]

not possible.

[warped lichen]

@mint ridge wanna play later on, I need to get out of gold fr xd

[mint ridge]

sure.

[warped lichen]

Thx

[polar bloom]

nice

someone wanna play

[rich crow]

What server are you in

[polar bloom]

eu

[rich crow]

Central?

[polar bloom]

occidental

but np

[quasi walrus]

Well then, I want to talk to the axlebolt team. how can I do it? because it's really important@mint ridge

[warped lichen]

@quasi walrus what sorts of skins did u have?

[mint ridge]

are you able to verify that the account belonged to you? and how?

[void bronze]

he trynna scam the devs

[quasi walrus]

of course i can verify but i would like to do this to real authorities

[mint ridge]

my Direct Messages are open.

[warped lichen]

@quasi walrus

[quasi walrus]

233k inventory

[mint ridge]

please proceed to contact me via Direct Messages.

[void bronze]

big

[polar bloom]

someone wanna play uh

[tranquil creek]

Lmfao mine is like 3K or smth

U re crazy

[mint ridge]

[brittle knoll]

🦤

[mint ridge]

comp?

[polar bloom]

idc

[mint ridge]

did @rich crow join?

[quasi walrus]

I don't know if you will complain about me

I want to talk to someone from the team

[mint ridge]

...

[polar bloom]

well

[void bronze]

he is from the team

sort of

[polar bloom]

15302957 if someone wants to play

[warped lichen]

@quasi walrus Adren is a reliable mod

[polar bloom]

shall i sell m4 necromancer for 400?

[mint ridge]

nah.

[void bronze]

keep it

it good skin

[mint ridge]

goodest skin.

[warped lichen]

@polar bloom show me your inventory 🥺🥺?

[void bronze]

the godest

[mint ridge]

I'd love to buy the neo noir collection from csgo.

very cool skins.

[polar bloom]

its not good tbh

[warped lichen]

Pls I’m interested

[polar bloom]

k

[mint ridge]

I will be waiting. @quasi walrus

[soft cosmos]

Is it actually better buy cases or knife

[mint ridge]

knife.

[soft cosmos]

Ye I tought same

[mint ridge]

cases is just gambling.

[soft cosmos]

As lucky as I am

Fr

[polar bloom]

necromancers r my favourites skins ngl

[mint ridge]

they're quite good.

[soft cosmos]

Nice one

[edgy scaffold]

do you have to be at exactly 20m for the daily challenge?

[mint ridge]

what does the daily challenge say? I haven't checked it out.

[warped lichen]

@mint ridge should I sell my akr th and buy a karambit and necromacer?

[mint ridge]

sure.

[edgy scaffold]

deal 1000 damage at a distance of 20 meters in Arms Race

[hexed igloo]

Sell it to adren for 2000 instead

[polar bloom]

i think im going to start playing again this game

[soft cosmos]

It's stonks bro I don't even like akr th

[void bronze]

yeah

[polar bloom]

i havent played since 2019

[mint ridge]

I ain't got told anymore.

[void bronze]

have fun while you're at it

[hexed igloo]

broke ahh

[polar bloom]

good option haha

[soft cosmos]

Lmao hahaha

[mint ridge]

I think it should be more or less.

you should test it out.

[edgy scaffold]

k

[hexed igloo]

smells like broke boy 🤧

[warped lichen]

Guys I got put in the lowest set for maths but got the highest results on the exams on the higher paper

[polar bloom]

it feels embarrasing having skins and dont remembering how to play well

[mint ridge]

I agree.

[hexed igloo]

i be unequipping my whole inventory if i were you

[warped lichen]

Ye I should do that

[polar bloom]

i think imma do that

[warped lichen]

I play bad I don’t deserve my inventory

[polar bloom]

3 years without playing is being too much tho

[cursive star]

Nah, it's worse when you don't remember your password and have to create an other account

[soft cosmos]

Do a hour training or 10 deatmach and ur ready to go

It's all on ur aim

[mint ridge]

usually, you can easily recover the accounts.

if you forgot the password.

[cursive star]

Not mine

[soft cosmos]

Mh

[cursive star]

I would need my other phone for that and it doesn't work anymore

[hexed igloo]

if you aint that guy who has the same password with different key, you a different breed

[mint ridge]

well, that sucks.

[polar bloom]

too much

[soft cosmos]

I have same passwords on all accs

[mint ridge]

I used to change the year in the password.

[cursive star]

Yup

[soft cosmos]

Do one bot training ez

Or 2

[hexed igloo]

bro

[noble dagger]

[void bronze]

wdym different key

🗝️

[soft cosmos]

Rush b lore

[warped lichen]

@cursive star what stuff did you have in your old account?

[hexed igloo]

gahwbdwithburger
gahwbdwithcheeseburger
gahwbdmcflurryand10piecechicken

[void bronze]

oh

[polar bloom]

imma unequip all the inventory by the moment

[void bronze]

i have the same password for everything

[void bronze]

yeah imma do it

[warped lichen]

@cursive star

[soft cosmos]

Wow

[warped lichen]

Anyone here have veteran 2018 or 2019?

[void bronze]

i had the 2 years badge

once

[mint ridge]

I.

[void bronze]

[mint ridge]

the moment when.

[void bronze]

adren knows

[soft cosmos]

He knows.

[hexed igloo]

this one word hits different

[mint ridge]

it does.

[polar bloom]

2019 yep

[cunning bay]

What is best awm 2 years or awm winter sport?

[warped lichen]

Ik u do xd

[void bronze]

winter

[mint ridge]

[hexed igloo]

i have both

[void bronze]

yoo

[mint ridge]

2 yrs.

[cunning bay]

Wow

[void bronze]

celeste

[hexed igloo]

gear

[warped lichen]

Winter sport > 2 yrs

[mint ridge]

naw not the gear.

[polar bloom]

bro m4 necromancer is much more expensive now

[void bronze]

idk i only have gear

[hexed igloo]

gear>>

[void bronze]

yeah

[polar bloom]

it was like 90 gold 3 years ago

[void bronze]

it is

limited now

[polar bloom]

it was worth buying it

[soft cosmos]

It's normal like with crypto

[mint ridge]

lmfao.

[soft cosmos]

It's like bitcoin

[polar bloom]

it is

and usp 2 years the same?

i dont remember it being that expensive

[warped lichen]

@polar bloom I have akr treasure hunter:))

[polar bloom]

yo nice

[void bronze]

i sold mine for 20 gold

its 170 now

[polar bloom]

ahahah

[polar bloom]

i would sell it ngl

k i already unequipped everything

[soft cosmos]

Give me a good knife for his price

I mean the name

[crystal holly]

You realize that takes no time at all to make right?

[void bronze]

yeah but it still hurts me

[crystal holly]

How much have you spent on the game?

[void bronze]

0

[thick yoke]

Bro

[crystal holly]

It doesn't lol.

[thick yoke]

i just found out

Beethoven

yk him?

[void bronze]

yeah

the piano man

[thick yoke]

guy who made fur elise

[crystal holly]

You can literally put in $5 USD and get 170 in like 3 days

[thick yoke]

so fur elise was made for a student he lked

liked

[void bronze]

im a college student

[thick yoke]

and her piano skills were mediocre

[void bronze]

i barely have money for breakfast

[feral mango]

Cap

[void bronze]

😭

[thick yoke]

so he made the piece (fur elise) simple

hence the tune at the start

and then the girl got with another guy

beethoven found out

[warped lichen]

And made it hard?

[thick yoke]

and he made the rest of the song hard that the girl couldn't play it

yes

😭

[warped lichen]

Lmaoo

[feral mango]

I think she made it hard

[void bronze]

based

[thick yoke]

who

no like

who r u talking to

[hexed igloo]

part time

[warped lichen]

@mint ridge u ever gonna livestream so2 on yt or somewhere?

[thick yoke]

bruh ik beethoven im just telling a story

[void bronze]

my cousin suggest be a teacher

at some english center

[hexed igloo]

i don't even buy lunch, i made them from home

[thick yoke]

bruh

[crystal holly]

I think you'll be shocked to learn that a lot of them had mental issues.

[cinder wave]

Yo

[thick yoke]

what

who

[feral mango]

Because food grows at home

[rich crow]

California girls were unforgettable

[hexed igloo]

I highly doubt that, cause my friend with high grades got rejected working as an english teacher for elementary school