#💬│english-chat
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There is a gift button And I clicked it
you dont have nitro
literally claim it

there was a russian so2 gambling site that lets you open cases depending on your site balance, and you could redeem a skin only if it is worth 20 gold and above
i didn't get anything and was asking me to replenish my balance with real money
u don't press the gift
u press the profile
and buy nitro
smh
or settings
u go there
Nope I clicked the gift button and the green button
Xamn
i had like a skin over 20g and wouldn't let me redeem unless i replenished my acc
did you click purchase?
Ye but wrongly
Standoff 2 2022 hacks free download
Bruh
I was typing stonks
anyone wanna play?
And I clicked the k button to write stonks but keyboard closed and I clicked the green thing
I took it wrongly!
nah just normal game
i could've prolly been champ rn if i casually played comp, this is a very busy household
What dk i do now?
Defuse?
headshot only m40 custom
At this point a library pc can run csgo
🥸
u can resell those or trade in cs
I had only 4 dollars on my pocket
so2 hit u with 20% tax
True
or 36 if u wanna fully sell the gold and get money
Buy a 200$ PC, install csgo, spend 1000$ on cases get 500$ back like a boss.
Taxes everywhere
u mean get 50 back
🗿🗿
Dude is there a so2 trade site
Nope
You get a knife per 300 cases
Website or in game site
arent u bored of anything after a long while
not exactly
Profit
yea it's not like you can cash out real money
that’s just in theory
an average gaming pc is indeed not cheap, but it's better than buying a gaming phone
Literally every large csgo unboxer unboxes and sells most of their knives
Hi
Hi
where my friend
id say one in every 30 cases
stop imagining
Schizophrenia
Alzheimer
corona
lol
i have corona
ok
toyota
imagine life being that easy
ebola
aids
Gonorrhea
polio
How is life going
corona
tuberculosis
autism
cancer
Trichomoniasis
ur mom
Im best player in so2
leukemia
Aracnaphobia
ligma
True
testicular cancer
sugma
no
candice
ligma ballz
Yes sir
ken
yes
Deezzz nuts
roblox jimmy neutron
herobrine
simp
secks
They’re out for your guns They’re out for your guns They’re out for your guns
Peterpan syndrome
Parkinsons
never gonna give you up
change your pfp, hope this helps
They’re out for your guns and gold They’re out for your guns and gold They’re out for your guns and gold
Theyre out for your balls
Rip🙏🏿💯
my pfp is cooler than yours
It’s cringe tho
Ok
Pol shki’s pfp better imo
yes it does, why do you have a google pfp
Fogor even
pnterest more like pintesticles
My pfp is from a photo I took irl (I am a court side photographer)
so cool
If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say.
Now, just now even.
Imo that’s pretty offensive
he be doing the, dear moderators🐔
“Dear moderators, I’ve changed. I’m not immature anymore - I’ve seen the wrong doings in myself and I’m ashamed of it, I’m deeply ashamed of my past doings and ask for forgiveness for spamming the hard R”
.
How to unban account
🥸
My friend asking
by requesting for an unban providing proof you didn't do the things you're banned for
My friend from Pakistan
.
is there no internet in Pakistan?
@vague sonnet this is my friend
Yo did they change the fire rate of m4 and ak ?
yes
My friend not know English
hi le eray
Ak are slow
Is there anyone authorized to take care of me?
idk, felt the same for me
can i report people who leave comp matches
Hi
Hi
only change i noticed was the p350 being more faster
no.. they get timedout for leaving match
What is ur problem
because alot people left then its 4v2
Guys
because they did change it
uno, thats just unlucky
No
read the patchnote.. link is in fb
Who can help about unban
They get a 1hr comp ban and lose mmr @delicate grail
good
I banned for no reason
Have you ever been boosted by a cheater?
Have you ever bought gold from a third party, ever bought an account of sold an account?
Me
No
what bancode
Be honest have you ever tried to scam anybody
No
There’s many different ways to be banned
Post screenshot of ban in #📸│photos
My friend banning after comp
Gives autoplay time after competitive play
This time increases
Yes
if you repeatedly leave or commit offence the penalty increases
you just have to wait till the ban goes off
2 hours
nothing you can do
But banning every match
If it’s a 2 hour ban that’s not big deal
I thought account ban lol
Same
Same
I can’t really understand him
mfw so2 disconnects you from rank and refuses you to rejoin: Comp Ban
Can i report people with nsfw pfp too
He sounded so worried as if he got an account ban bruhh
Pretty sure
becaus that was my teammate
manually yes
And it was distracting me
it gives me energy
Bruh 💀
🥸
💀
My guy got distracted by an NSFW pfp and lost the game 💀
Yes bruh
Lmaooo
weak willpower
💀
Boobas were too distracting
Saw it for the First time ig ohoo
Oh crap I would’ve been distracted too then 🥴
i can smell virg*nity im the air
yes
xd
You are the air
Lmaoo
🐔
K
Seems like he was cheating
Im not cheater
Is this you or your friend we are talking about?
Me
idk i saw video on youtube where a guy got banned for speed hacking but he was just lagging
then your friend was cheating and you played with him
I have time :(
case closed
Appeal the ban
he said his friend was also banned
what cheats are you using
Ss it and appeal it on the official so2 website
No, it’s not his friend - it’s him.
word.exe?
Lol
How to appeal
@vague sonnet also got banned
For what
is it ss of ur friend or yours
Ban code 1001,1002,1003:This ban is issued manually on basis of complaints from other players containing direct evidence of the violation.
How to appeal
Go to so2 website he said
On the official stand-off 2 website
Thats it
and his friend also got banned
sus
definitely not coincidence
leray is cheater vote him
i saw him at electric
yes
he was spinning
i think ur friend got code 1001 and u got 1002 cuz play with him
i saw at cams
1001 is based on reports
1002 & 1003 are anticheat
it has both
Oh i didnt now that
i'm not quite sure the difference between 1002 and 1003 though
mfw a chinese kid casually has a spreaded 🐱 for a profile picture

Lol
bro he was like below the age of 13
his voice was so high
🐔
Kids are f’d up these days
bro forgot his puberty
@woven tulip look screenshots
nah he's not even in there yet
i am happy with no mic
I tryed 2 week ago
i do
bruh my puberty was at 9
how
i dont even want to know why
what the hell
p90
Girl 🤓
Cant help ya
sometimes akr
damn
why they have monthly period bruh, like just unsubscribe
😧😧😧
Real thinking
🐔
Why are there so many nsfw pfp in game?
no
very similar
mine didnt hit till gr7
he's copying me
he copied me
aka 5years ago
hmm
he's one of my fans
Little children who think they’re funny play the game that’s why.
6 actually
like 12 - 13
14
11 - 12 then
A guy was named AH AH AS*HOLE and had a butthole as pfp
Lmao
Literally as*hole
And another guy had a fishnet butt as pfp
they literally returned to monke
Hi
Hello
Ahhole
Ok
alcoholic
Anime pfp ☕
Wait I didn't mean it to you 💀
Ok
☕
Ye
ga y
because
because?
the truth will shock you
@void bronze hey guys, did you know
what
You wouldn’t want to know
Litteraly i get pause for write sh*t lol
In game?
Here
Pause?
If i am going to be honest with you ,in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my own point of view,but also by looking into this matter in distinctive perspective ,i would like to say i have nothing to say.
Oh it's autodelete
Excuse me here there are no servers in Spanish?
you know who am i?
you will never know who am i
No for 1h
Zani hops
No yes
You gotta be good
Yes it is because tons of russian kids are in matchmaking
just prefire everything🤣🤣🤣
that's jackie Chan's movie
The update worth playing?
Ofc
why would you be staying at 0.19 bro
Bro stuck in 0.19
It is 3 years worth playing
Find you perfect settings, learn how to flick, have good reaction time, know boosts spots, wall bang spots and smoke spots.
🐔
anyone bought the pass?
Damn i hope the rivals prices went up
I play 5 years and game don't change
🗿👍
Proof.
I mean furious
it has changed a lot.. you just don't remember
since it's been 5 years
Wait i maybe have photo from old standoff
No not really
Yeah
The only difference is the game demanding more performance
I could afford one, I even had one. Just can’t get one.
mostly, it can improve your consistency too
I used to play max settings on a a5 2017 and now I can't even play on the lowest settings
Rush B
Rush A
They changing skins and maybe they fix some bugs, but matchmake is same sh*t like after years
Adren is online 🔥
Just play more defuse then go to comp
the graphics remained the same but gameplay wise it has changed a lot. the movement, the recoil of guns the sound of most guns, new guns
Yep
a lot of changes
Get a good teammates who won't leave in mid match or kick you in middle match
map changes
Watch a lot of smoke spots videos
Hear for footsteps
That’s why you need good teammates
Make friends with people who play so2
Good teammates will wanna play with you if you’re good
You can find people in defuse
Some maybe wholesome people
Some will be rude
Some will be chinese
And some will be russians
i reached champion playing with a silver friend
you don't need good teammate
just someone that listens
Anon i dont have any proofs on my mobile cause i destroy this before so you can trust or not its on you, but i love when all weapons were allowed for everyone so you can play with m4 in TR
I mean people who don't kick
Like I find random people who just kick others cause they are slow
They kicking me from compet because im not russian
how did you jump to that assumption
🐔
I get tempmute for write sh*t and you
he said piss 😰
All they know is kill, kill, kill. If you knew you couldn’t defuse the bomb and hid away you would be doing the right thing by saving you gun.
Well most of the words are auto warn
I said g@y and was auto banned 🗿
Also play for fun don't focus on trying hard in defuse
adren once said "that japanese мf started knifing" to a chinese guy
Lol
holy cow sysles plsg ive promocode ‼️
the guy who posts concepts as leaks
lol he deleted his message after being called out
also i literally just went against a team in competitive full of golds/former golds and somehow won it easily (i remember getting absolutely obliterated when i use to be gold)

he doesn't have anything to give
they were literally easier than some of the silvers i went against in previous matches
💀
12/3
kd
😭 poor lad was just asking kukri video
it's harder to rank up in the early days after update
buh my highest rank was g4
Who even is syles
yes
:kanyestare:
i want to reach phoenix
gold players aren't that hard to go against tbh, unless you choke hard and die irl
guy who posts fake giveways, concepts as trailers or leaks
You in ux now?
his previous name was GentlemaN a russian pro player
i was always in ux
Nepnep
well the ones i remember (the ones specifically with japanese/chinese names) literally had the reaction time of a robot
coulfnt even shoot
What happened to nepu clan
if your opponent has a chinese name, clan tag, a medal, and panda with someone's face.
run.
😨
Fr
if it's comp?
Lmao
Those weirdas s panda pfps
it's always the panda
hi
Ask em to kick you
well my teammates fight for getting kicked first and we end up not kicking anyone
😭 bro just play anytime you feel like
Lmaooo
It's better to kick someone that doesn't do much in the match
cause you get more mmr
Guy who carries
Guy who has equal kd
Guy who steals defuse
Guy who camps
Guy who couldn't get kills
criteria for kick
another is guy who is not your friend
Bruh people also kick you if you carry em 🗿
Ye
Chinese name with anime pfp
Egirl pfp
they're was one instance i killed the opponent right after he tapped the defuse.. the bomb still got defused due to bug.. i got kicked after that
new recoil is like bruh...
i feel more comfortable with the new recoil
my aim dead
I can't be elite more
Ye and animation is trash tho
🤯
i have high sens that's why high recoil is more good for me
We will
🐔
21:9 6.5inch
6.5inch 😖
6.5 inch too
4 gb ram
yo wsp anyone up for alliaes?
6.5 inch 😫
🤨
my fps have 3 mood
- 59
- 15
- 72 for some reason
🐔
🐔
potato phone
when battery goes below 10 then lag starts
Me three
-119
-40
-80
Being unfriended by people who you used to play because you changed your name and pfp 😩
🤯
doesn't happen with me
I would like you to put the old cadence back on all weapons
You change your name and pfp?
"since i dont have friends"
I would like you to put the old cadence back on all weapons
🐔
Knew it
Aight
So I dc try to join back it doesn’t let me then I get banned
I love this game
Lmaooo
ok ill tell my uncle working on axlebot
Thanks
Hi I'm vani's uncle
Alexbot
guy named alex
alex sounds like a name for a bald guy
it's interesting that even names have stereotypes
I would like you to put the old cadence back on all weapons
bruh i won again
4 comp wins today

Technical ishu
thats my real name
Doxxing himself
there's one guy that spammed in every video about the m4a1s in csgo being overpowered in every csgo related video
he became a meme
then they nerfed the gun in the next update
I think Grayson sounds more bald
how can be pro.aim
the name
practice
Kinda remind me of some guy that passed away
techno?
I practiced this game with 1600hours
It took me hours to relearn the new recoil
🤯
i still can't aim normally
well you don't have to learn recoil if you just 1 tap insteas
brUh
🐔
what the f
When will they implement ladders 😩

players when they can't climb ladders
after that add molly maybe
please never talk again
guys
🥸
I thought they finally add actual ladders in Calypso
Battle ground mode 
Boy i was wrong
Survival of the fittest 
to add molly they need to expand all the maps.. thereby adding ladders and hopefully molly
🐔
Me when I play cs1.6 and thought that those ladders are actually gonna work
only 1.8k
everyone loves sand stone
Breeze
😮
breeze bad map design
there's a ladder in z9 b site
I hate sandstone
agreed
😧
I hate new maps
Helicopter Helicopter
it looks good, but the layout pisses me off
it's like poops
Me when trolling in a site near the pool
Feels like ct have advantages
They really said "yeah we could copy A site sandstone and tweak it a little, they won't notice"
Not really
It looks great but the layout is annoying
Hold near ct spawn and you're fine
You talking about boost zone?
not really
Breeze CT sided yeah
truth
Yep!
I meant for t side lol
We still managed to win tho
Oo
contesting for mid is the best option and it works everytime
We were CT first 
Also I can't see whether ct is hiding or not they camouflage 💀
Nasty head glitches
I forgor 💀
Anyone wanna play ally or comp
Ples 👉👈🥺
B site Breeze is so unbalanced, not to mention the boost spot can be used just to take info of where they are
Is there a place for bronze player 🥷
Who dies early
Sounds like Rust A site
I'd like to, but my battery is low
Auto delete moment
I've already found like 10 smokes for breeze
very easy lineups
I've already recorded it
but hesitating to upload
Hell naw bruv -60 💀
you weird
it's good
Its big
both sides have advantage
The bombsites are good
Bruh missions haven’t reset 😭
Einstein once said "It's OK to be weird"
yes.. it's open but not too open
Its not repetetive,you can do so many different plays
Yess im talking about sandstone
I hate that map
Idk why everybody play on it and treats it like dust 2 of standoff 2
sandstone is also good
different variations of retake
many possibilities
the main problem is entering the site
Yes
Ok
yea
So its easier to communicate with teammates
yea
but they're focused on the Brazilian & russian audience
and not much on the English
Russians should be in russian server, not european
Vc in so2 actually works?
it's literally their game..
Or is it still in wip?
🐔
Yeah but still
I mean russia and china makes up like a great chunk of the playerbase
it does
Ooow nice I never tried it
But no one uses it
Lol
Is it only in comp or defuse?
it reduces the ingame sound
Yeah
I see
that's why i dont use it
Lol
I used vc to sing, all of my teammates voted to kick me 😦
🐔
W
But L teammates
why did they remove behavior seting from discord??
Ngl i would too
Setting*
Moan in vc
I am expecting callouts and stuff

🤓🤓🤓

wazzat?
But depends on your singing skill
Theres a reason why they voted me out and you kmow it
If it makes my ears bleed im sorry
That u can choose like when u press shift does it send the message

ohhh
idk
Pinned messages
why not use enter button?
General
What if u want to list things and u are on phone
And shift is the button that sends message
Yeah
you just have to click it
Ye
But like
If u want list things and there is 2 buttons that sends the message 💀
Then what's the point?
Ok
U literally also need to hit space if u wanna type smiley face and it does not convert it to emoji
Like this
: )
otherwise it'll be 🙂
Autism 🙂
Just found some nice T smokes on stand-off
k
:)
Need that tbh
Lol
But NA has no players
how to do the evil emoji?
:) ?
:]
no
Oh 💀
2 more games until calibration
😵💫
i wondrr what i will get
same
Pretty good imo
i only won 4 times
how many wins?
0.80 kd 💀
I can type smiley face without space on pc but not on phone 💀
ok gold 1 at best
I won like 8 times with a 1.60 kd
6 wins, 3 defeats and a kd of 1.50
ok if 7 win gold 2 or 3
how
calculation
i literally lost 6 times in allies and have a kd of 0.80 and got g2
K
It's prolly based on how you play I don't think it's based on win or something
Like kd and stuff maybe
ima go play 2 more matches bye
what is ur accuracy @rich crow
you play like a 0.80 kd player
17.4%
💀💀
i have 2.56kd in common
einstein
my kd is 3.2
better than ember 😂
Anyone play CoDM here
I mean I know it is an off-topic game but i just ask
used to
i got 7 close wins and 3 close loses and got gold 3
Why don't you play it anymore
then from there i rushed to champion
if those 7 wins were stomping wins then id have gotten phoenix at best
genshin, black desert mobile, curse of aros, chess.com
ive played most the popular games
in playstore
i even tried cytus and cytus 2
🐔
got cytus 2 for 0 cents when it was on sale
its a long list
more than 80 games
at best
yes
you get better once you get used/comfortable to/with it
to be comfortable you need to enjoy it
@proper gyro
comp?
allies even
bro aim don't matter if u just stay back and bait most of ur team
galera alguém sabe se tem algum promo code funcionando
Guys does anyone know if there is any promo code working
Ronaldo
Fenômeno?
roberto firmino
@thick yoke idk man kinda uh showering rn
Neima ?
also i might play lostlight with enigma
sakit
neymar
I just wanted the m4 lizard
finna soloq the last games ig
tarkov mobile clone
Mesi
4 pa 😭
ankara messi
SUUUII
i can play just not sure
suuuiiiiii
oke
🐬
ill play one game befor
oki
the one from netease?
buh
there was another tarkov clone before that
did they remove it
or they renamed it
(badlanders)
Just completed the chaos gauntlet
gg nice
hi
it's not a hard question lol
yes it does if ur not bot
it's a very simple answer too
Yes
fr
Thx
this is the 12th time he has asked this question

so yeah i think its pretty hard to answer
took him 12 times
still doesnt get the answer he wanted
yeah
who uses reddit for search 💀
bro
😭 😭 😭
💀 no way bruh
can't take this guy seriously
and research on reddit doesn't exist

He's a kid bro chill tf out
Came into some wild fkn takes
ayoo
i love takis
bro those were sweet and spicy too
spicy
broo!!!
yeaah
u
Hot cheetos and chamoy
chamoy
Anyone wanna play standoff?
@proper gyro I'll wash dishes
While ur still showering
🐧
Lmao
u serious bro
r u actually asking others if they're not bots
bro u need to learn the game first
Whats
Salary?
ur bot urself sow
he has ambition
@thick yoke me rediy
LMAOO
bri
u played with some of the veterans here and they had some bad statements lmao
I cant bro
im so sorry pengu
making a team and cant pay?
Die lit 🤘
Learn the game? Just hard strafe peek and blast from out of the corner without even standing still
@hexed igloo
lets do 1v1 shotguns then
go train this guy pls
i'm zani
@proper gyro coming ingame
Lol no punish for moving and firing
hi zani
my friend with his 80% accuracy sm1014
he's zani
Hi zani
yes u are
I wish they would make it harder to run and gun
that u baited
hello, good sir.
💀
lol


