#💬│english-chat
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Ok makes sense
👀
HAHAHA
😂
hi
Hi👋
What region are you again?
Alright
Can I play with you
Idk bro, i would also like to know...
I wouldn’t consider myself pro but im definitely better than 70% of the randoms I get in comp matches
I waited for 2 hours now
Yh, like idk mate
my aim is wavy
wavey
ir whatever
For me it was supposed to reset like 5 hours ago
Yesterday i Got missions like in the morning for some rrason
Yeah same
I missed out on one of my missions that I couldn’t complete in time 😔
i got it around 18~19 pm
And u feel bad right? XD
How much do levels cost on stand-off 2
Idk
maybe around midnight it will reset
Yeah I do - it really bothers me since I’m stuck on 9xp at the moment
what?
One xp away from another tier
it should have done that last night
how
i completed these missions 26 hours ago
ooh
i did the ones directly after release then those from yesterday and im waiting for todays dailys
bruh
it was broken and you could do 6 missions in one day
or what if we got the same dailys as yesterday and since we did those yesterday it shows we did them
i bought gold pass but only bought 9 lvls
I need 14 more stars till free skin...
no way
I need 19
bruh what
I hope its gonna be epic+, and i hope i'll get statrack but im not that lucky
Stars
😂
I doo 6 mission bro
already done with weekly
i got 1 or 2 skins
Nn 6 daily
Idk maybe it’ll reset tonight for me
same
for you? you mean everybody
Stop laughing ik i cant get it -_-
Different time zones
nah
i want my sticker
The Mac10 isn't that good tho
its trash
I'm in central EU
And the Spaz is too op
well considering its replacing the ump, i wouldnt be surprised
literal trash
For u is like 5pm?
Really the spas is useless past 10 feet
instead of nerfing m60 they added a more broken gun to the game
Have you seen its recoil?
no? you can literally snipe people from across the map, just takes 3-4 shots
The ump45 is better
Fax
the spread
Recoil
the spread is absoluteley insane
or dont spray
The sm does it better
¯_(ツ)_/¯
@woven tulip
did the new daily missions come
No
isnt as powerful tho
nope
oh ok
Bacon with eggs or Sausage with egg or a mixture of both
I rank the Mac10 below the P90
well, I'm going to wait for new missions, maybe I'll play Russian roulette then bye

all of it
Absolute trash
it should be below the ump
on one plate
below g22
g22 is good too
Bet
the g22 is literally the same in dmg but shoots slower
I rank it the worst weapon there is
just aim for the head and your good
not supposed to be spammed
ur aim
close range is tapping?
I'm talking about the Mac10@sour star
yes ik
g22 does like same amount of dmg
just shoots slower
no way
the mac10 might be even worse than glock in dmg
if it does the same dmg as mac 10 then it wouldnt even be worth using
i always buy tec9/f/s tho
It might i made a book that has all the stats gimme a min
or something
only in very small maps
After some testing y’all are right - the spas is a 1-2 shot 10-15 feet and a 3 or so shot 20 feet. Pretty good.
The Mac10 it worse than the G22
fs spread is just bruh
yes
told u
good for waiting for enemies and then blasting their heads away
The fnfal is so trash now ngl
just dont spray with it
Who are you saying "told you" to?
Slow ash low fire rate and bad spread.
still more dmg than famas
Famas has higher fire rate
everyone who thought mac10 was good
i feel like famas is better
Same
it was worse than i expected ngl
and i didnt expect the ump to get replaced

only for ct
its decent for eco, but too hard to control
this time t's got scammed 😂
but ppl choose it ._.
m60*
its better now
forget the m60
spas is the new m60
all the noobs will use it
yea
They slowed the ak
The famas shoot faster but the fnfal has better recoil control
deserved nerf
hello can someone help me with something
Bro I tried playing escalation and that all anybody used
imo
It doesnt
it was too good
i just completed my quests and i got a figure, but all of a sudden it disappeared from my inventory
Is there any way to contact standoff 2 support?
Excuse me?
They nerfed the ak
The m4a1 is next on the nerf list sadly
Bet they’ll nerf the fire rate
Yea
Is the m40 a one shot body shot without armor?
Cd os brs?
Can a good player help in 2v2 please?

@desert crane nefr spas
No
It should be - it would be used if so.
I still use it sometimes
did the new dailys drop?
in 2 hours and 36 mins
Doubt.
no
🐘
@desert crane I am sorry to disturb you but we require a daily mission reset
thanks
just do the weekly 🤓
Cant I already done it all 💔💔
see this is a major problem in the economical society
we grind too fast
we need more missions for weeklys
We need 2 weekly missions a week
12 missions
Who else agrees
yes
12 missions in each
if yall did the weeklys youre mentally ill
And 4 weekly missions in a month
buh 80% of them are escalation missions
💀
only took 2 days
So 8 weekly missions in one month which rounds up to 96 missions in a month
hell yeah
abt 4 each
so 384 points
+daily
580
That alone is 38 tiers
If we stay on top of the daily missions
@mint ridge man why no one isnt accepting my ticket , omg
you see, most mods are inactive nowadays
I’m waiting since 04:00 pm
I’m not saying I have favorites but if I did it would be adren
That was flagged by the US president as true
Omg adren 
where?
Anyone trying to play comp???
Idk
sure.
Wait wha
116284786
eu right?
anyone else wanna comp?
I can confirm
I wanna join 
come.
116284786
Sadge
I want Gold lol
you want what?
gold rank or.

no.
👍🏿
4 bars of gold
Oh ye
you lied
@sick cave give ID.
I would ask if I could join but I still haven’t gotten past calibration
the dailys did not arrive
you're welcome
I can't send request
Inv again
@vast escarp i used my sticker and then tried to delete it from my gun but it glitched and now its gone;-;
L Imo
@sick cave give ID.
it's not glitch
if you remove it disappears
it says erase
🥸
35867718
Bro that was 1K ;-;
what you think its gonna do
Idk
1k or not if you erase its gone
If you could remove it people would be making BANK outta buying skins with stickers on em
I buy them to make profit
or use them
that is if you're not reselling iy
Cant I have calibration. 💔💔
it's no problem. you can still play.
you can save half the amount

It is incredible that they just released the update and there are already inxr game hackers
🥸
+++
skill issue
Nah I’ll leave that spot open for somebody better
you can find 6+ mod menus in yt that were released 1-2 days ago
we got one more spot.
come on.
just wait for the match to finish.
i have them all
Why are there more cheaters rn than last season lol
improvement
Yessir
new season, more content means more people and more people means higher amount of hackers
no point of playing fair if no one plays fair
nothing will ever change
i havent encountered a hacker this season yet
Higher amount of hackers means they have to make a better anticheat
Doesn't it?
all you do is play tdm
no i played 5 matches of comp and allies
Aim lock radar every single kind of hacker
on what ranks
to complete the missions
And I still won against few
shazam had some decent mmr therefore he’s being matched against decent players in s4
or at least the ones with high mmr
i completely forgot mmr existed
mmr exists even when you’re unranked
New mission brothers just to inform u
buh
and its 330 now
usually takes me 1 hour to fall asleep
I wanna perish
allies?
comp?
you have team?
another guy.
waiting.
mfw so2 wiki outdated
why there isnt any eu team in major tournament
not officially endorsed by us, so the result is not surprising.

simply inexistent.
but why?
IM8-G5…
Oh promocode word isn't auto delete now?
nope
Nice
💀
scrim?
Really Axelbolt, 9 wins and 1 lose=GOLD 3????
Really???
your kd also matters
i think
whats resutat
i have 2 lose 8 win alies and get silver 4

my ky 2.00
Wtf....
Give me vbucks

And my friend get Pheonix for 9 wins and 1 lose...
Really bro??
whats his kd
1.71
so better
i think my kd is around 1.20 rn
or 1.40
...
i havent touched comp in nearly 3 months
dont blame me

💀
Sorry I was grinding Ally games with @viral junco
Im gonna play some more games with him so he can calibrate
yes
Will I get banned for doing boosts spots?
Like are they considered a out of map glitch
no.
No
they are part of the game.
Good
Good afternoon
Good afternoon to you too
👍
how
if that was the case then it would be blocked off with an invisible wall
Idk some games will ban you for out of map glitches
you can barely jump anywhere with the high jump setting
But yeah I just wanted to make sure
💀
What gamemode would I play to see skins for specific guns? Would I just play defuse?
Cuz then I could just choose what gub I use
Just to see your gun skins? Really any game mode - no game mode limits which guns you can buy from CT or T.
you can just make a custom lobby and allows both teams to use every gun possible
Dude I’m not risking a ban whatsoever lol
that spot was specifically made for people to jump over
🐔
it wouldn't be there if you could get banned
Nah bro I’m talking about like boosts that can get you to see over half of the map
idk any other
I mean like, let's say I wanna see a skin for the mp5 specifically. In TDM it gives you random guns and you'd have to get lucky and get the mp5 through the random cycle. But would I just wanna play defuse for that specific purpose?
you can turn that off
Oh, lol. I didn't know that
just click on the random guns check and it will turn off
💀
its Actually a new feature
Thx. Lol. I'm still relatively new to the game. I haven't set up stuff in settings yet.
there was no random guns before
Really?
So that's probably why I see everyone always getting the spas
Lmao
Thx for the help!
your welcome
why
i can relate
my kd in comp and allies rn is a disappointment
thats rare
@stable mantle Check dm pls
@crude acorn
Whats up guys
Bro the promo codes are even real or just u get one if u won a tournament
Promo codes are only given out from giveaways or tournaments.
Oh thx
I tought they frope one in some time and everyone has a chance to redeem it
nothing
Omg buff m60 it's so hard to kill now :(((
Buff m16 with 20+ damage a shot, buffed firing rate, buffed speed, decreased price to 100$ and no recoil 1!!1 >~<
how tf
i got g2 in allies with 0.80kd after calibration
i was expecting a silver 3
but no

also whats up with every russian i encounter in my team in allies games raging every round because i died like bro do you expect your team to be a godlike player with an aim rivaling the aim of scream from csgo and stuff like please

spas 12 is the new meta
someone tells axlebolt to ban a player I found in the disarm, it's a hacker
Man I wish I could get gold cheaper
slv
Spas is so bad with accuracy it's like gambling it hits at random places
Either left right up down or middle
Alguém br?
?
?
So True, i swear i hit Guy in a leg and im aiming him in a leg, and at the end it was headshot... Idk how
Anyone trying to play comp?? Just @ me if you want to
Same happens to me but when I aim at the head while crouching and not moving it literally does 12 damage because 1 bullet hit
its power overpowers its accuracy, besides if you be missing then just crouch and if you still miss somehow then just use another gun 
were you crouching, standing or walking?
Crouch
He didnt move once i swear
i tried on a wall
And i was aiming in a leg
Only if ur good
i dont even know if im good or better than before

i dont know why but i cant check comp/allies matches from 2021 anymore
it only goes down to 28 feb

i want to check how well i did back in the day
but i remember playing 100 matches of allies to get to gold and which in this case i literally got calibrated into it which means im definitely better
rip
i wont
im definitely reaching phoenix
then get better
practice
i could do that but ngl im too lazy

i was too impatient to wait and see what i get after calibration
i have 4 wins, 6 defeats and a kd of 0.80 💀
its so low
idk
what are you trying to get

i need more missions :c
i already done the new dailys
stuck at lvl 10 cuz no missions for 5hs
i was gonna do it in the morning but id probably just get lazy so i did them earlier
well now wait a whole week
ofc
I need one more mission to get free skin
i need 3 more
ill do em in 3hs
i wish there was like a method to get free stars by watching an ad
lel what do you think you will get
extremely unlikely but possible
For me impossible
some ppl have it
i thought i was gonna be silver in allies but turned out to be gold 
xd
Anyone wanna play comp
still need to play 7 other comp games
To get full team
nah i suck
im charging my phone
i need 8
Im Gold 2 in comp
nc
1 win, 2 defeats and 1.28kd
i have 2 wins and 1.60kd
💀
in normal my kd is 1.95
mine is 2.56
nc
Hhh
this is quite unpredictable
epic
goodluck
nvm
yeah goodluck tommorow
what am i supposed to say? bad luck?

rip
i think he doesnt hate me or like me

what is in the new update?
Man install it 💀
weapons: spas 12, mac10 and kukri
maps: breeze, calypso
new season
new battlepass
new collection
guns rebalanced

theres probably more idk
nice
cant be bothered rn
Bruh
oh and the blast gamemode that will be removed in 3 days
💀
why was this even added
its getting removed so quickly
i wonder if therell be a new one
if they do then they shouldn't replace ump or they could buff the ump aswell
just lost a 2v1 allies match.
I agree with you !
😂
ok mr standoff fanboy
have u seen akr and m16 recoil?
just dont spray then

literally
or learn to control the recoil
Hello
Ak its not that bad
But they destroyed it in this update
By shooting slower
Thank god it's like 2 months long
It release 2 days ago
They are trying to br csg
?
No way bruh
That’s harsh imo I wouldnt take that just saying I might have to do something about it yknow
hmm indeed they seem to be coping csgo
The spas is crazy
I need standoff 2 tr discord
this is the only so2 server im in
Spas is whack
i agree and i dont agree
M to lazy to get elite back
lets see who will be the first one getting those roles
probably none like
80% of the people in this server are inactive
Everyone is here just for the announcements
Imagine being active on the so2 sv
im not here for announcements but to chat
me having sent over 60k messages since late 2021
Nice
You are very dedicated
i agree
im too lazy to join new servers
or social anxiety is just stupid
Social anxiety on the internet?
yeah
Fam are u crazy
💀
I heard of anxiety irl
But now its on the internet
yeah im kinda crazy i think
Crazy stuff
You should never have anxiety
Try to be more of an extrovert
thats impossible
My personal advice
if you know everything that happened to me in the past 5 years then youd know how hard it is to even have a conversation irl but at this point i aint even gonna say no more cuz i already said it a hundred thousand times in here
I can understand
Sorry if i disturbed you fam
Take care
i would probably be the one saying that honestly but ok
i feel like im annoying sometimes
If u say so
Take care
bye
I been through a lot, and I haven’t gotten much social interaction with other people irl for the last 2 years - but I still not the one to shy from a convo.
Nah you’re cool
thanks
A lot of people think they’re annoying but they just don’t know how to feel about speaking to other ppl
same but i was unlucky enough to be born with asperger and no i can barely hold up a conversation because im so bad at my own language
im so much better at english
I wouldn’t know how it feels to have aspergers but yknow, sometimes you just gotta be confident in yourself - don’t have to let what others think of you change you.
Sure
Nah I’m active everyday
How to check?
Police found a car with $900k on it
And another bank was robbed, $700k
Second heist in less than a month
Hi
Search good team ranked
Good night guys
Hi
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Bruhhhh im still playing with 1,5 Gold inv...
Yo
Anyone want 1v1?
Why is chat so Dead now
it's decent bro
its better than rapid fire no recoil b s
My best rank is g1 but when i was playing allies my teammate had champion

I’ll 1v1 here soon
@thick yoke Sulfur Dioxide?
trying to play sulfur dioxide with a flu surely wasnt a good idea
what
wym
@thick yoke so2 nab
OHHH
didn't get the joke
I forgor

@thick yoke when?
oki me pooping
What do j doo???
finna lick it
how do u even buy 609 gold
also that^
600*
500 and 100
like 500 pack + 100?
ye
but that's
or 6 100 lol
@rich crow try to press the restore purchase button on settings nenu
just wait
then wait for couple of hours
or that
I have been waiting for 15 mins
Did i even purchase it
Let me check
Yup
I did
And the gold is not here yet
what
contact google or apple service bro, whichever one you use
@placid garnet get yo ahh up it’s time to 1v1
Sup
Wassup
Best knife in the bp
I agree
Good morning is meant as a way to welcome somebody, same with good evening, but good night is meant as a way to in a way say goodbye to someone?
Why so?
I'll try sooooo hard to get it and flex xD
Why cant I say good night as in its a nice night
@languid wren nc pfp of toru
I was calling it the Bowie but then people told me it’s not
In my opinions it’s Still the Bowie to me
Sad
My hardest is a extreme demon
All the things u need to know are
Practice..
Try...
And u do it
Ez
Use a lot of practice mod
Don't be a girl and try it like a "man"
Practice man..
@woven tulip here some tips
Do runs
Like 50-100
30-100
And 0-100
Ofc u can do like 80-100
Or 90-100
Patience it's the thing
50k attempts later you'll get it
Yep
Animation is pretty cool
89k atts to beat an extreme on phone...
Best we have had
I use to like Kobayashi's dragon maid
Toru still looking really good
Oh, isnt here any voice channels, to play with other players? 🤔
The new UI animations and improvements are cool
niceactu
True
Gonna have to settle for a private VC call my friend
Why is it in every couple games I come across some dude named “wwwwwwwww” in all caps; and I know they’re different people too because they have different pfps.
Estos no saben que es "actu"
True srry
But ok
Anyone has tips on how to control the recoil?
go to the polygon and try to control it
after that try in tdm
it dose a bit
like reactions
like 2 or 3 games of tdm worms u up
just a bit
bruh im so lazy
i need to make a thumbnail
I feel like I'm losing interest in this game after the update
@sick cave nab
Better Call Saul ok gif
Who's Saul?
man
Vertical recoil you just kinda slightly slide down, but with horizontal you gotta control it by going the opposite direction - example; if the recoil is going left you slide slight right, if it’s going right you slide slightly left.
You gotta memorize the recoil pattern too
Jimmy McGill also known as Saul Goodman
Noted
Memorize the recoil patterns in firing range
The ak has a “7” recoil pattern where it goes up and then to the left.
Lipton Iced tea
Every gun has diff pattern right?
ye
Some have similar but yeah
Anyone knows how to fix the choppy sounds? I got it after the update (they changed the way the gun sounds like ak)
I desperately need chick fil a chicken nuggets
i want their waffle fries
Battle pass price?
12$
Mhm
xd
Doesn’t happen over night
All I needed to do to get good was migrate to 4 claw
3 claw is good too
And some thumbs players are really good as well - just a lot of practice and work.
Thats the spirit
imagine getting told "you dont know ur name cuz its on a different language" thing on so2
Ngl if I had the knowledge to I would create some dummy exploit - and once someone downloads it, their account will be automatically reported to whichever game the exploit is made for.
Chinese players acting other countries cant soeak more than language other English moment
Someone did the same thing with csgo and hes a content creator 
Only given out my devs - they can be acquired through tournament or giveaways.
Hmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhh I know him
With PUBG too
He’s a king 👑
Who summoned me? 
do you have a alt named death?
alright case cleared
I just woke up 
Played comp with adren at 3am
Still can't stop thinking about that noob clutch
It's unexpected even adren can't believe it
Sounds like a nightmare

@stray violet i did it last night 
He did it last night
I already played like 8 game of Allie’s for rank today with someone
k lol
@vale sparrow i asked
?
Had to flex the fact I won 7/8 games of Allie’s today 💪
nc
what have u asked?
I know it's a game bug, when I do it, the hit rate is 100% I use it and it's very easy to do
i was watching yt
That’s harsh bro
I would delete the game and delete social media if I were you

Probably go out into the middle of the woods and live out there even
The start of villain arc
Btw have they updated the daily missions? Last night when I was playing with Adren, My mission is still not updated
I thought they gonna update it at 2:30
Ngl if I lost a 2v1 I would abandon social media and social life, go to Canada and live in the woods for the next decade.
Since that's the time they released the update
They have
They’ve been updated
Lmao 😭
Alright, imma go take a shower and grind
@hollow bolt you the monesy guy yesterday?
Sorry, Not yesterday
When we were playing with adren
Ngl, you did the unexpected
Dude the iPad 9th gen is such a good iPad for its buck
Ayo season 4 released???
Like 300$
2 days ago
i'm just glad they didn't put B side for allies breeze
Im trynna rank on allies
Fr bruh
People would be abusing that one boost
Actually nah I forgot you can’t plant
Lol
Put A next to the terrorist spawn then :troll:
nah it's not about the Boost, the site itself is unbalanced af
you ever just get some random in your allies and you just communicate with sign language cause of language barrier
Yes
Yeah. I just nod to them whenever we’re up - and when I need a boost I just shoot the ground.
Or i scream at them
oh noooo i got blue thunderbolt
