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cod warzone
i cant
actual good cod
it gave me a black screen error everytime after i spent an entire day downloading 90gb just to play it

is season 4 up
yes
soon'
LESGO
no
Wat r the new stuff
is it fine to suggest something for the game here?
AYO standoff is lagging too much
idk
get a better phone
ALEXBOLT the sounds were lagging
Based
I HAVE A freaking 6 gb ram phone
Ratio
guns/weapons: mac 10, spas 12, kukri
maps: breeze, calypso
settings: hud visibility (so far that i know of)
new battlepass
new season
guns rebalanced.
i can even play genshin impact on it AHHHHH
economy system rebalanced
Sheesh thanks my ducky friend
you welcome
close unnecessary apps that are running on the background
;-; come on , do you think i am that dumb
buh i have 4 gb and my game running fine
Also whats a kukri💀 💀 💀
new knife
I would say if it was a issue
Oh aight
oh and new skins
Are you playing on ASIA SOUTH
Everyone person is lagging on asia south
i think 89799577477475748930495995 season is up at 9977
ITS FREAKING irritating
Lemmy try rq
Wait are you talking about FPS lag or Ping lag @obtuse siren
could axlebolt add a feature that allows players to create a promo code to give weapons or currency (silver, gold) to another player?
i want you're 700 gold please i need statrack necro ak
so you won't have to scroll up just to find a gun worth so much gold
Well i am getting 30 fps and ping is 100-150 but still everyone is getting ping lag
only devs can hand out promocodes
lmao
i think
trading would he better
you want promocode?

would be cool if players can aswell
let's trade a ump pixel skin for a nameless collection skin
he wanted trading but with more steps
market go boom

@void bronze how to get good and what settings is the scope,aim,accel sensitivity
i dont know
like for pros
i just play
Hey guys heres a free promocode (real)
okay
ask @hexed igloo he proer
pr0m0_2022
Wow
trade offer
i give you: reimu fumo
you give me: nothing
good offer
let's tarde, i hab koishi fumo
fum
If lie have a name , its him
🤝
🤝
have you tried lowering the graphic settings
idk whats the fix for the 100 ping other than upgrading your wifi
the business
You know, theres a reason why i put "(real)" there but ok
Bro wym its fine you just crazy
☹️ bro you dont know , i play this game to relax and i though they will fix it after update but nothing changes
they have internet powers to wooosh from one place to another
It sucks ya dont know
wtf
They added trades?
Or u trolling
Yes that what i am talking ABOUT
trol
bruh
AUGHHH
@obtuse siren try doing an internet speed test and send the results here
try Ookla's speedtest
Ok wait
Just get better internet :troll:
Nah i have a in build
tell us whats the Download MBPS and Upload MBPS when you're done
the players who lag be do teleport
no
might as well wait for announcements
Well that is 1.40 mbps and 0.90 mbps respectively
cool
Fast asf
wait what i didn't notice 💀
Come its not that bad
I have 10-20 ping in some games
The problem is with game servers

Come on i am not lying
Hawaii is not a country
😂
it's food
😂
bro i always thought Hawaii is an independent country
its an island
Lol u dumb
@obtuse siren which graphics or phone do u have to run at 30fps
Its usa property 😂
idk man it sounds delicious
Hawaiian people
Only texture high and everything low
I tried everything
Dualcore 2gb ram
And its only happening after update
dualcore 😭 😭 😭
the outdatedness 💀
That's premium 👌
wha-
@obtuse siren and what about the phone
Bro can only play chess and minesweeper
yo i can play minesweeper on my face
💀
what happens when you lose
blood will poof then more mines will appear
wakw
i guess its just a problem with the game's servers
waow
i actually had that problem once, i had 5 mbps but in AS server i get 200+ ms but it's fine on EA server. the problem got fixed after some updates
What
Yaa
But alexbolt doesn't gives attention to asia south 😟
Plus they removed indian server too
Gm
I had 80 ping in that
Its evening
Not for me
where I can find people that playing ?
Ever heard of timezones
Tf where do you live
?
Ofc bruh
In CST timezone
-_- , name of the country please
me neither
Uptate?
you have to go back in time 2 years ago
America
Utapte??2 
Orange
wha-
OH F , let me kill my communist friend
Orange
Wait
Orange
He always said he hate America XD
🍊
Orange
what a shamee on standoff
Don’t get political
sad
👍
developers do smth for hackers bruh
Yaaaaa totally agree
Orange
meanwhile they ban people who only use skinchangers (based on experience)
Here i'll help
💀
Better call Saul ok gif
Aw not the axlebolt role ☹️
Yaaaay, update im AppGallery
wakey wakey
Good, good
it's time for schoo
Wake up nig
wakeywakey
Wake up
bluestacks controls already work?
wha-?

Bro asking a mobile game developers
New standoff
what about those players on yt who use emu?
Is cool
yeah
yeah
yeah

Да пребудет с вами милость и благословение Аллаха, мои братья-мусульмане.
and have a team
i use emu
they cant play in tournaments
how
yes bro hadn't it been that way, I'm just inactive
playing on emu sucks
Orange
Orange
Do the controls work for you
true skill lies when you use phone because it's more flexible
get a better bluestack
Octodus
May Allah's mercy and blessings be upon you, my Muslim brothers.
💀
Octodus 😨
sometimes buggy not recommend
Octopus
real
🐙
🐙
how

Discord really added zachcotton
:zachcotton:
i thought servers was gonna be improved?
ye
oh
Who said that
Me
nobody said that
🤣
bro it's the
we are removing Australia
NOOOO
Who’s we
that kid named finger
Lol
👴
finger
I hate the floor
who the heck is finger?
me
he's the kid named finger

the server banner
hell yeeeeee
they should have used the
see? axlebolt hypes for ct
the one with both sides
yeah should have used the
yeah the

I shall change my nickname
Season 3 Phoenix or above
you ever just wanted to play the new version but your body exhausted af
yeah
yeah
Wat de fukg
they need every guns
And famas
except m4a1
- noscope accuracy
- Decreased to $4000
oh
Ten that's good
M40 is sad now
Y?
But, sadly. Our lovely m40 can't jumpshot accurately with scope now 😭
@tall ice can i eat you pewese
Why the server icon reminds me of Bullet force
Decresed crouching acuraccy😭😭😭
true
Wtf is this
the
I'm pretty sure they updated the shader because no way it's this good now
When I shoot to enemy like 5 6 bullets they don't die and for me 2body hit idie
Wtf
what gun bruh
Ump vs akr probably
Ak m16 akrscope m4
it no scopes jumping just fine
with high jump even
We don't talk about noscope jumpshot, it's still op as usual for no reason
O.o
Pros worst nightmare
weapon balance recap
Rifles shoots slower
USP & P350 & Deagle fast as hell
ump just damage increase i guess
FnFal 😂 😂
FabM and SM1040 damage decreased on headshot
Awm and M40 mag size decreased
Mac10 bruh
Spas slow af but good
@hexed igloo what happened to fal?
fal got
So uh
raped
dmg reduction?
All pistols are trash now
got slower when i tested
Price is lowered to 1900$ 😎
Reload speed increased 🗿
Rate of fire decreased 🗿
Recoil when RnG increased 🗿
whats charge speed tho
Speed
From useless to what is fnfal
it's no longer 100% accurate when jumping
no dmg reduce
just slower fire rate
i mean RnG is gone good
Usp and p350 were perfect
the fal is like 20 rounds irl
and lower price
ayo id take that
yeah
They are op 💀
still a good gun
naw bruh cause
still dmg like a beast for 1900
why in the hell is a p350
Deagle now is perfect to rng
no it ain't
imma play the update now
With 13 bullets💀
Ong
No? Is much better now
G22 got buffed
it did get nerfed
The rate of fire decreased
yeah
just get better bro
longer time to kill
p350 is fast now
m f .50 cal more like 7.62
2 like up close
Who wants to see something funny
You definitely shot leg
Bro u want an usp that remain withour bullets in 4 seconds?
?
i tap with usp, idk what's your problem
Damage got lower
bro u hold ur usp💀
It feels like the opposite
Rifles is pistol
And
Pistols are rifle
@vale sparrow nab??
U nab
No u
FS buff is good though
imagine spamming pistols
Wait @hexed igloo
😭 💀
maybe it's because u spray and pray lol
What
Im a gold what u want from me
Is this possible
Lmeao
To finish battle pass?
Yes
Even silvers tap fire
yes
Is this possible without spending money
@tall ice your opinions, git gut with them.
Don't miss any dailies
You can finish battlepass just doing missions
Lmeao
You gotta do daily and weekly though
But i never did it
Ur a legend u play game for years i only have 7 months
@drifting ledge here's a tip, if you can't do weekly make sure to clear most daily missions
I calculated that you need to do excatly ALL daily missions and all weekly
or even All daily
It will give you 802
skill issue
Stars
🗿
i completed all weekly missions
@hexed igloo can you kill 5 guys in defuse for me
And you need 750 for 1 battle pass
i dont have earphones
😭
hardest one was win 5 match in breeze
Y
they broke
tap and tap and tap
I haven't finished my missions bro
Ya
Like that!!!
oh

I had 11 hours of school
you dumb ahh
@thick yoke press slower?
11??¿?
i mean
just press
But its hard for me cause i cant play 4 fingers
mo fo just tap
im 2 finger
what's the problem
also when ws this a thing
How u got to legend
first of aol
@tulip elbow when you give me 35bucks
Skemmer
more fingers ≠ more skill
Never say you can't! Everybody can
Ye
Ya sure
Nlt really
Understandable
more fingers = skill celling higher
how to become aiaiai tutorial
not skill better
what did yall get from sticker
Have fun shooting, crouching and aiming at the same time
@proper gyro can u carry me lmeao
A rare
Buy toy phone
Enjoy aiaiai
I can
i am 10 finger gyro pubg mobile
Bro
i got zeus thing
@tulip elbow bro you literally called me trash when we played
Screen
I can prove it but I'd have to one by one
Its not humanly possible without some small delay
Bruh???
re enable my buttons
go to #📸│photos
nope
I never played with you?
infinite aiaiai glitch
Yk u can merge the buttons
@proper gyro
right
guys annyone know where can i get info about what they do to the weapons on the new update? like see if the ak damage still like before
Its like saying I dont need to breathe air to survive
@tulip elbow man yoy already forgotten the allies
check pinned messages
Men i was silver 💀
I played with zani not with u
how bro?
to do 2 actions at once

Invisible hud option got added, i am no longer superior with my photos🐔
Yea so u always crouch while shooting
@proper gyro i never played with you
Fully merge
@tulip elbow お風呂 familiar?
I said merge a small area
If i use 2 fingers and nose is ok?
It's what butter does too
yk how venn diagrams work????
Who is butter
swipe to the right
like tht
@pearl osprey i sold my metal ox for 160 lmao
Its on my bread
brub i did
I'm the leader of AIW clan
the middle
Bruh nah 💀
im dummy
qwest nice inv
@tulip elbow u even used a old black and white of a dood pfp in discord
and p350 blizzard too
Not going very well for you huh?
racer
but i opened 2 rivals and gor kommabdo floral
Me too man
?
aren't those the graphs that look like booty cheeks
I never had i always had Zeke pfp
YES
proba
Bruh I thought I was banned from this server cause I couldn't find it then I saw they changed the pfp 🗿
man why the old general gone
Fr
then i bought tanto restless after i sold floral and sold tanto to open fable case
But men i had fr 💀
Encore keeps resetting it for privacy issues but there ain't no privacy issues 😭
Privacy ....
it's the easiest answer
💀
Wait but you can get the butterfly if you sold those 2
So people couldn't screenshot his old chats 
@proper gyro what was your rank in allies earlier season?
we're like the most active chatters here I swear we didn't see any "privacy issues"
💀
fr
@thick yoke bro the dorito dood cant play hyperfront with its actual semi auto weapons
@sick cave redo the "Standoff 2 and CSGO weapon comparison" video with new weapons and no hud🐔
UwU and OwO poop
wha
gold 3 or 4 idk
s3 allies
balls.
That's why he reset gen
Lick mah balls
and custom lobbies can let you turn on "buy anywhere", easy weapon access
I have only played a person above gold 3 in Allies is zani
Haven't seen you in weeks and you became emo
mid
@bitter carbon eyo sup
sup
Someone better be the "WarOwl of Standoff 2" with all these custom lobby settings they keep adding 💀
fr
your the one to speak, what's up with ur personality going a sudden 80
@bitter carbon's vocabulary became normal ever since he left the staff team
(joining the staff team will have you mind controlled and your personality sucked off, quit the staff team now!!)
bro i can't get 10 people for that

😭
if i played a game but the kd doesnt appear, it will be appear or nah?
but i wanna do it
What
what

dang this auto emoj
i can get like 5 asians at max
I wanna make
you on mobile?
like
babies
Emo-G
a

i just played a match rn
always
i went 23-12
with the new breeze map
me, seedle, butter, necro, fading.
Uh huh
so i can upload
oh
but in my profile these 23k doesn't appear
When is the new up.date?
Update
will they show up later or not?
It's out
yk what else im gonna post
For android
yk the answer
😋
me breezing through yo mom's ahh
butter is like the best one out of 5
Season 5?
yeah.
💀
cuz he plays a lot
out for iOS too.
and eu is probably
hel, adren, enigma, 007, idk thoon or gotti
I forgor what season
helo
aight
But maybe
💀
Imagine if adren left the staff team
eu vs asia
Bruh the balance between peace and madness would break
I wanted to be the warowl of so2
🗿
but its so hassle to schedule with the Europeans
mfs when they walk through walls
and I didn't know enough people

OAMAJSJMAAJHAA i can't do a massive gathering of ppl
when was the last time i release tips
ummm
Ah right
a year ago.
channel's dead.
a dark day in the staff team.
i can gather max 4 other ppl
you better off taking butter seedle and gene
but, I am certainly not the most important.
Wasn't there a YouTuber called ifurry
that's ax.
it's like an intro to a fantasy game/anime where the great barrier suddenly breaks and all the evil just spreaded all over
💀
iflurry.

ifurry
IFURRY

HAHAHA
@void bronze bro we dont need a good team we need a good comedic team
You don't have permission to attach files
I wouldn't leave without leaving an apprentice behind.
having fun not tryharding
but seems like that day will never happen.
oh
swaggersoul
type videos
my man lives in 2023
i wouldn't need other ppl for a serious road to legend bruh
If I wanted to I can become the anomaly of so2 but I don't have a goofy ahh loud laugh
😭
helo gais
I could become the 3kliksphilip.
its ya boi
and you're not fat
genecro from the filipines
@mint ridge fr you have the voice for it

Dw we gonna put that Friends background laugh
I'll
im
comedic
more british accent would be needed.
So people know when to laugh
3kliksphilip
Hohoho
needed
u ain't rich and
u don't have
sponsors
asian 3kliks
Or that goofy ahh laugh
imagine
Nah tbh I fit the role of being the 3kliksphilip for so2 because I'm the gamedev that often looks over the technical stuff
🗿
I fit the role of the gamer

Spectator 🧘♂️
no, that's simply unoriginal.
upload
MAGUS
garbaj like videos
Guys
(Real)
maguzmarkus
😭
marky
markipler
Did u guys ever heard of renting a cat? Can you rent cats?
@hot hornet
wait
if u ever
were to make
a company
name it
MM Developing
wow
antalino ko talaga
im so smart
ong
doesnt it say kentacat
Sadge
🐇
🤣
how do u know
But you hear meow
um well uh
where is the cat renting area
🤨
nah
high jump
T spawm
yes
I'll stick with NeKoronoZ
nekorono zombies
It's Neko, Necro, Chrono 😎
ok Maguzmarkus
ej axlebolt where he is climbing the ladder in an update
ong no ladder update
also sandstone looks cartoonish now in some places
Bladder update though
Double Doors is goofy ahh
i didnt know doors could meow
When will season 5 come out i can't wait
I'm gonna climb up your room and feed you the remains of my friend Eric who was mauled to death by the sussy among us imposter
yeah fr
yeah
where the hell is season 5
smh it's been a whole 21 hours!!!
axlebolt where is the update!
I need full 10hour loop of province caffe soundtrack
This shi is slappin hard
what
WHAT
T spawn
ain't that new
Alright let me check out the cafe music I guess
if u mean like players being good in calibration
yes it will happen
cause everyone had diff ranks yk
From Bronzes-Legend in one stable rank
When new season hits just wait 3 months till you play ranked
i think im bronze now
Yeah anything that you get mmr from
Went from gold 2 to bronze 3
Even when i win a game i only get like 20 mmr
Ranking system is crazy
I want to transfer gold from onee account to another whats the best way
marketplace
refund
Ever won a ranked and you got minus mmr? Thats standoff
Winning should give at least +20mmr
hi
dude, 9 gold that's nothing
grind the pass and you'll get 20 gold minimum
or higher
Ok
This
This 24 year old Philippine boy made billion by earning online
lmao
lmao
i log on my grandma's phone
Goodmorning everyone
Is rp ban here ? 
Here's more stuff from the Update!
Sewing machines crazy these days
Province Changes
Role play

Where
We have code now?
Province got Visual Changes
-Moss and vines have grown more, making the place look more old.
-Some houses got renovations to make the map look more detailed and not just a plain wall tight map.
-Better lighting in usually dark places.
-Mid has more Greenery.
-Also, Cafe music and T spawn Changes (a bit more details)
and yes, Cafe Music goes hard
Bird chirping
credit to: @feral mango for making me check out Province
did they do anything to sandstone

yep
How about run and gun????
Ye
Lighting changes
Lights
oh
absolutely destroyed
Fr?
Run and Gun is crippled and will be removed from the meta soon
Akr12 recoils like m16 now
yessir
Deagle fire rate increased
Gun range fixed?
still can run n gun with pistols, smgs and shotguns
yeah of course
but thats alright
I don’t want to get killed by a shotgun from distance
spas12 
Dw they gonna camp and kill you
Ye
finally
remove sakura map
Well yeah
they noticed that in Esports
esports bring the community problems more upfront
its still not hyperfront level shooting mechanics good
chonky aiming
I think the pace is slow
but it did get slightly better
They run so slow now
Yeah, will be more slower if they add molo
@thick yoke the stand still and move you fricked is more present in that game
Can i see sandstone season 4 gameplay?
thats why i still prefer it than so2 shooting
you get free wins in escalation if you're on T
I'll be posting breeze first
Yessir

